DONKEY: Woman Robs Dollar General & Then Returns For Her Phone

Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a woman who robbed a Dollar General, then came back for her phone. Listen For more!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Your execution on the Donkey of the day is something
to the whole for you.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
The reason he gave me donkey other day, and I
deserve that.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
You need to know.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
You need to tell them. I am you have the boy, tell.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Them it's time for donkey other day. It's a read.
But you're so good at your charlamagne charlamagne.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, chlomame. Who do you give a dusk the other
day to them? Well?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Sexy red Donkey of to Day for Wednesday, May fourteenth
goes to a thirty four year old woman from Mississippi
named Jesse. Let me see Justinia, just Cinia fay ez l.
Let me tell you something, man, I don't know what
world we live in anymore. Okay, stop thinking you know
people because you think you know, but you have no idea.
I was born in nineteen hundred and seventy eight. Personally,

(00:46):
I believe after nineteen ninety God stopped making humans. Okay,
he stopped making humans. He sold the patent. It's his product,
but not his recipe. Because these people out here look
like us, but they not like us. Okay, See, just
Sin went into a Dollar General with a gun, very
low hanging fruit. Okay, if you're gonna take a penitentiary chance.

(01:06):
Don't do it at Dollar General. Okay. I would rather
you not do it at all. I would rather you
not walk into any store with a gun, but definitely
not Dollar General. In fact, if your brain says I
should go rob this Dollar General, you should immediately change
your thoughts to I should go in this Dollar General
and fill out a job application. Okay. One of the
reasons it's stupid to rob a Dollar General is because

(01:29):
you never know how much cash a Dollar General has
on hand at any given time, so you might fool
around to get twenty years for twenty dollars. Okay. The
money in Dollar General fluctuate is constantly based on sales expenses,
depositis withdraws. It's just not smart to do it. Not
smart to rob any place, but definitely not a Dollar General. Okay. Now,
just send you into the store with a firearm and

(01:49):
demanding money. Then she got into an altercation with an
employee before leaving the scene with an undisclosed amount of money,
Dear Dollar General employee, Dollar General not dying for you, okay.
The only way you should end up in a fight
with someone who walks in any store with a gun
to rob It is if your life is being threatened,

(02:11):
if you're fighting for your life, I completely understand. Other
than that, get the hell out the way and go
hide behind the Dorito's. Now, I'm not giving you donkey
because you robbed the dollar General, Jacinia, I could, okay,
but there is more to this story. See. Officers came
to the store to investigate, and after they came to investigate,
Jasinia did something no criminals should ever do, and that's

(02:33):
return to the scene of the crime. What did she
return to the scene of the crime for? Would you
like to know? What do you think she returned to
the scene of the crime for. Huh? What'd you take?
I have no idea because she dropped her cell phone?
I repeat. Officers said they were at the store investigating
when Jessinia Eazel returned to the scene and asked about

(02:55):
a cell phone she dropped during the robbery.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Crack.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
It's got to be cracking, okay, Eazel, you got the
right last name because you must be a crackhead ice
qube if you look in the cave the new crackhead
name name Eazel, and last Friday, we have found your person,
rip aj Johnson. Okay, you just robbed the Dollar General
at gunpoint, Jacinia, and you came back to the store
while police was investigating, to ask about a cell phone

(03:22):
you dropped during a robbery. Let me tell you something, man,
even if you're not smoking the fried cocaine that's normal
from our era. You are absolutely addicted to this new drug,
the biggest drug on the market, by the way, and
that's your smartphone. Okay, once again, smartphones making dumb people.
We love these devices so much. We treat them like
they are the seventy ninth organ in our body. We

(03:43):
treat them like they are our hearts, our lungs, our livers,
are kidneys. We are addicted to these devices. No doctor
has universally diagnosed us with phone addiction, but it's obvious, Okay,
all of us exhibit behaviors and symptoms that suggests a
strong dependency on these smartphones. And this right here is
just the latest example. Some donkey todays just sell themselves.

(04:03):
Please give just Sinia Easel the sweet sounds of the
hamiltones Oh no, you are the dog.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Of the day, the doge.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Of the day. You want to play a game, and
we think we gotta figure it out. You gotta figure
it out. You don't think you gotta figure it out? Verse? Okay, Well,
let's play a game of guess what racis? Yes, just
Sinia Easel from Mississippi went to Robert dollad General, got

(04:41):
into a fight with an employee, but then left with
an undisclosed amount of money, but came back to the
scene of the crime. Why police were investigating because she
dropped her cell phone? Dj envy, guess what racious? Black damn?
I don't like how you said that's so quickly? Why
why you think that got to be one of us?
Just a hunch, Just a hunch. Okay, just a hunch. Okay, uh,

(05:07):
just hilarious, Just sent it. Easel from Mississippi walked into
a Dollar General to rabbit, got into a fight with
one of the employees, but left for the understokeed amount
of money, but came back to the scene of the
crime while police were investigating because she dropped her cell phone.
Just hilarious. Yes, what why she is?

Speaker 2 (05:24):
I'm gonna say black suit for why ease l is
her last name?

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Okay, okay, to I robbed the many Dollar General's not
that gunpoint?

Speaker 2 (05:36):
No, not a gunpoint.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Don't judge.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
We don't know, but I've definitely robbed many of them,
and I'm gotten into altercations with cashiers as.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Well because you were stealing something and they trying to
stop you.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Like it's theirs and it's not. Since I can steal
some stuff that you see and shill.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
But why dollar general? Why not?

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Because it's easy? Everything is only a dollar. I told
you me, and I was broke and be sorry.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
I was out here.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
It was like you since I was ten, I was
I had to find a lot, so man asked you
to steal.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
I want Jess Hilarius and DJ Envy to know that
they are both absolutely positively wrong. Okay I was. I'm
going off experience.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
He's just judging black people because he's not black, that's.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Right, Cominican. Jainia is not black. What is she's It's
a difference. It's a difference, and then tell y'all learn
the difference. Y'a will continue to make that mistake. Okay, okay, okay, Yes,
But why she went back in for the phone when
she's in the police day.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
This all the time, Well, she probably thought that they
was there for something else up. Yeah, honestly, she probably
thought the cops was there for something else and came
back and just yeah, she wasn't thinking.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
How was she thirty four? Damn damn ye, she's stupid.
All right, Well, thank you for that Donkey today. Yes,
and now when we come back, doctor Judith Joseph will
be joining us. What what kind of.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
App doctor juis?

Speaker 1 (07:06):
It is mental health aware? In this month, doctor Jus
Joseph has a new book out called High Functioning, Overcoming
your Hidden Depression and Reclaiming Your Joy. All right, we'll
talk to her next. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
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