November 21, 2024 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello there, and welcome to a new episode of Off
the Air, the weekly podcast from the Lynch and Taco
Show on one O one one w j r R.
I'm Pat Lynch Taco Bob getting comfortable there in the
podcast position.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Elli. Yeah, I was just reading a text from the
text line two two five two six, and uh, I
see truck or politics and listen here, d L. He
calls me dick click or I call him cocksucker. Yeah,
listen here, d L. It's the holidays. I don't want
to slap that detaste out of your mouth. I already
dropped a sick burn on you, so I don't want
(00:35):
to hear it anyway. Just a little behind the scenes man.
Every now and then we pull the curtain of back,
and the curtains pulled back right now because Facebook Live.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Aren't you glad if you have this up at your
workplace that we started off that way? Sorry? Okay? Oh
you know before we I know you during our show
this morning, Uh, you brought up a past trip that
we took. It was an infamous trip to something called
Quervo Nation, and we'll get to that in a minute.
(01:05):
I was hoping we would have had time for this
but we didn't. Whatever station we had on this morning,
they kept you know, these morning news shows recycled the
same crap all morning long. They kept showing this thing.
We talked about this a little ways back. This these
kids that are on TikTok doing the door kick thing.
Have you seen aya? It's one of these TikTok challenges.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
They run up and kick your door, kick your door.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
In, you know, like a home invasion style or a
police raid.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Uh right, we chase them down.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Have we really really got to the point where where
some people are this dumb?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah? I know. It pisces me off because what if
I know, there's a million what ifs, But what if
you kick that door in and somebody has a dog
and their dog runs away and gets hit by a
car because you little shits had to kick a door in.
I'm sorry. We used to do stupid stuff as kids do,
like egg houses and roll people, but usually you knew
(02:08):
who you were doing that too.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Well, you do that to the wrong house. Never mind
the dog, how about the homeowner who's gonna blast you. Yeah,
somebody's gonna end up dead.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
But I can't wait, I can't you know what I
don't want to wish death on anybody. But if you're
doing something this stupid, there's repercussions.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
The hell would anyone think that's a good idea? I know,
Oh my god, I just look. And as you said,
we all did dumb stuff, dumb shit when we were kids. Yeah,
but the thought to do something like that even would
have crossed my mind.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
One of the dumbest things that we did, and fortunately
I didn't do it was I'm saying one of because
there were things that were definitely dumber than this that
we did. Drop the ball and ball I told you
that one in the in the dumpster so that when
it went it would take out the windshield. We rolled
a bowling ball into a loma. I don't know why,
(03:04):
Oh because we bought bowling balls at a garage sale.
But one of the things that we did that was
and got busted. You know, like car emblems, right, like Mercedes.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Logo, ripping the hood ornament off.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
And uh and you know different ones.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Do you have your own necklace with it on? It?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Were worth more and more cool eith in like this
little group, right, And it was really my brother, my
older brother and his friends that did it. But I
had gone with him. You know one time and I
was like nervous and I had to go home because
I'd dig a poop because when I get nervous, I
got a poop. So I we would go down the street.
(03:46):
There was this plastic surgeon office that had all nice cars,
like the owner of it had a Rolls Royce and.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Never mind he owned the clientele coming in for a
little tightening exactly little work.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, Winter Park boob jobs because back then there weren't
all the places that did plastic surgery. Right when I
was a kid, think eighties. So the one time that
my brother lives and our buddy Mike and a few
others were going to do it, I was kind of sick.
I was like, whatever it was I got, I can't,
(04:22):
I can't go. I'm sick. But part of me just
didn't want to go, or it was maybe somebody looking
down to help me, but uh well, dude, Winter Park
PD swarmed in on them and then went to where
they kept all the emblems because they were all collecting them,
you know, Corvette, BMW, Mercedes.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh so the hood ornaments weren't good enough. They actually
pry in the.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Cry in the blame of the car, because all cars
don't have a hood or no ornament.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Only they took it a step farther.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Only the Rolls did because it was it was back
in those days where you know, and and like Mercedes
back then if you remember, had a little stem on
the hood with the with the Mercedes, you know what
I'm saying there, as well as on the back the
metal thing. Oh, they got both. You imagine if you
had money and you came out in your car was defaced.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
How many Jaguars did they get?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Oh chill boy, you guys, I'm telling you the collection
of it. But they definitely got in some trouble. And
I remember my dad, remember growing up, my dad he
had a temper right and he he laid it on
and I was just looking. He goes, don't you be
over there? You know, innocent. I'm sure you would have
(05:41):
been with them if you weren't homesick from school.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I'm going no truer words ever spoken.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Dead, Thank you lord. That's like when him and Cobb
got bussed. Is stealing a fishing equipment from the j
oh from J. C. Penny like you were talking about earlier.
What's one of the craziest things you guys did as
kids stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Oh by the best one ever the crane.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Right. Oh that wasn't you though, No.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
One of my buddies. We made a dummy. We made
a dumb yeah, and uh hung it from the outfield
baseball field light stanchion. Oh yeah, remember that you could
see from you know, a mile away.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
People were freaked out, so they I mean, looking back,
that was bad because it looked like someone had hung themselve.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah, and uh, yeah that there was that Whose idea
was that?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I think it was one of the broms. Yeah, there
was one family did in my circle of friends and
they were that family that they were all hell raisers
and uh some of my best friends. But yeah, they were.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I asked you if you if you know if some
of them are still alive or not.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I've lost touch with them. I I don't. I can't
honestly answer that.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I didn't want to ask you first name, because you
know that's kind of private. I'm going to look on Facebook.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Well that's a common name, dude.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I've never heard it. B R O H.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I don't know b R O U g H A M.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I have no idea, dude, I've never heard that name
I've heard like bro Ham not it's same spelling, okay, yeah,
b r o U g h A M yeah, buh
wes west Palm.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Anyway, So that kicking the door in thing, just you
can just write it down right now.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Somebody's gonna get shot.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Somebody's gonna get shot and killed, and then there's gonna
be a big uproar over it.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
How did this happen?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Just go ahead, rest his short and this inn.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Is entiled got shot?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, okay, Taco, I don't even know how the subject
came up earlier on the show.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Today, Cadillac Broom's popping up everywhere for sale on Facebook.
You gotta give me the first name.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Let's let's let's just leave leave that bee.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Oh well, I think you should reunite with him, you know,
grow some tadpoles and then and mullet in the pool
like they used to have.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
So no, that was Bo Wildman. Oh yeah, Bo Wildman's
house kid who didn't wear shoes.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Another hell hung outlet.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Told you he was on one of my little league baseball teams.
Come to practice with no shoes on. It's bizarre. He
was like Kelly from Bad News. Back coach told him
you gotta wear shoes in the game.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Bo Oh, somebody's gonna step on your feet without my
feet and handle the cleats. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
They did there, there was mullet in his Their backyard
pool just looked like the water from the Ermine River,
which still to this day is not very pleasant looking.
But that's for another time. The subject to Corvo Nation
came up this. You know, that's one thing that this
business has changed that we do. You don't have a
lot of these big, big deals where companies come and go, hey,
(09:02):
we would like to get you know, your morning show
host or your afternoon host to take some listeners and
head off for a destination. And we're doing this nationwide
and worldwide, and we're gonna make it a big, old,
high dollar promotion of our brand, whatever the brand may be.
That used to happen a lot. It doesn't happen that
much anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
The last one was great because it was for Ireland.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, that was with Jamison, Yeah, that was That was legendary.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
The well Quervo Nation.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Was legendary, infamous, I think would probably be I say legendary.
So the folks at Jose Cuervo had a lot of
marketing dollars. And it wasn't just our station. They they did.
They brought in shows from all across the country, around
the world. There were people there from around the world.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
And there were people there from Africa, I remember.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
And so that would be around the world.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah and yees agreeing s Yeah, people I remember people
from Africa for.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Us all down to what was called Quervo Nation. It
was the British Virgin Islands, and we stayed at a
resort there and the big culmination was a visit to
Quervo Nation, which was a private island. Yeah, and they
there's one day they picked us up and took us
all over to this private island. It's kind of like
you know, you would do on a cruise ship stop
(10:24):
where some of these cruise lines have their private islands. Yea,
the same kind of concerts.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
We're going to Disney Island and it is.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
So so that that was the gist of the deal.
And then we would broadcast live and they would get
mentioned and their brand awareness and all this and hopefully
subsequently they see Horizon sales globally during this promotional period.
That's that's the goal with all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Was it around Cinco to Mayo.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
It had to be. I have no idea. I know
it was around fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah, there are parts of it that I couldn't can't
even really remember, but.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Let me rewind to the for me memorable part.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Now, let's start off a quick key and then we're
gonna summarize this. But start off with this. All started
the trip at what time in the morning that they
were stopping and getting and we were getting beer on
the way of the airport.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Right right, so early in the morning, that's what I
was getting to. We we all got to the It
was me, Taco, our promotions director at the time, Josh,
the sauceboss EGOFU, and our engineer Tom.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
That's right, Tom was there too.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
So we all made our way to the airport. We
were partying balls prior to boarding the flight and then
I kind of I decided to chill because we were
it was a two leg flight. We were going from
Orlando to Puerto Rico. Yeah, and then from Puerto Rico
we hopped in a puddle jumper, yes, puddle jumper, and
(11:55):
made the rest of the track there. It was in
Puerto Rico where I had to carry you to the
point you were out. You were completely out.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I was sleeping and you were out, and I was like,
I don't want to really get out.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Okay. So anyway, that's where I had an indication where
things were about to go for the next three or
four days whatever that.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
The night was. Then I woke up on the puddle
jumper going, oh, hell yeah, this is awesome because it
was Josh. It was his first time flying.
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Speaker 2 (13:30):
God, oh my god. Remember he had a video.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
The jet was bad enough. That freaked him out, bad enough.
But then we had to get on this tiny plane and.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Yeah, he loved that because he had his video recorder.
Remember he had one of those old school yeah, a
handheld thing where you hold it up to your anyway,
if you're older, you know what a handheld camera we're
talking about. So he's filming and he looks at me
on the plane and he goes, I'm drinking more beer
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today than I've ever drank in myhlight, he said, than
any other day in my life. Yeah, so that's how
we travel. And remember we landed in the Virgin Islands
and a boat pulled up and picked us up, handing
us Quervo shots. Yeah, oh god.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
And we were greeted by a guy named Stan. Stan
was hired by Quervo. Stan is a professional host.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Yeah, and damn is Stan good at it?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
And Stan was funnier than hell.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
He was. I think what it was is I think
he was a comedian, and they knew that he had
such a good personality that he could host and and
keep people entertained and have fun too.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
So they setup was this. Stan was kind of the
MC slash host coordinator of the the events that we
were going to participate in over the next few days
of this broadcast slash promotion. And then there were his cohorts,
the lovely Ladies of Quervo Slash.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yes, these are talent girls that if you when you
go to a bikini content ringers, you see the ringers.
These chicks were amazing hot, you remember the caliber. I
just some of them stuck in my head for years.
And and so we all get off the boat and
I'm like, well, like Pussy Island and there's booze everywhere.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Every dude who was on that trip, and it wasn't
all just dudes, it was a mix of folks, but
every dude that was on that trip was like, Oh,
I'm so in love, I'm so getting laid.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Wrong, wrong, wrong, And I were married, So there was
none of that, none of that thought.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, not to each other, but we witnessed plenty of
h oh man, Yeah, she's so into me, Like, no,
she's she's paid to be here and pretend she likes you. Dude. Yeah,
get over yourself.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
And it props again to Quervo for for doing this
and bringing us out there. I know it was a
pat each other on the back thing where advertising, as
you mentioned earlier. But so we go and while you're
out there, Stan has you do in different activities, like
you know, like game stuff, but not cheesy like fun stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
There was an ongoing over the several days, an ongoing Uh,
you were rewarded. There was a reward system for standing
out and accomplishing stuff. They had these gold Cuervo coins
which I don't even remember what what'd you do with
the coins?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
At the end you could trade them in for stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Okay, that's that's what it was, like good.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Stuff, like a trip here or something. You know what
I'm saying, Hey, you get this or you get Quervo.
It was big, big prizes.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
So what quickly some folks, including Taco, figured out about
Stan was that Stan liked to be impressed by outrageous shit. Yeah,
and the more outrageous, the more out Stan was to
give you multiple plus out some more coins. So you
can only imagine.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
The stuff that was going on. There was one intern
there who was buried on the beach in the sand.
To his head this is when this is when to
his neck? Yeah, yeah, this is when people did uh
did had interns and you could do anything. It was
just like, let's have the indur do some crazy. He
was a.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Whipping boy of this show from like Cincinnati or something.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
They buried him in the sand and they both peede
on him, and Pat and I looked at it. I
think I think I did too. I think multiple people
pete on him. But he he goes, oh, whatever, come on, man,
bring it on here. What are you doing? I was thinking,
I'm I'm young and dumb into radio. But I was
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smart enough I had been in long enough not to
do you know, stupid ship like that. But I did
remember I Stan was paying me a bunch of coins
to duke in the pool. Remember that, No, I don't
did you do that? I? I tried, and then but
we were all in the pool and then and I
Caddy shack style. Yeah, but for once I didn't have
(18:07):
to go. And so anyway, Stan had it being funny
as could be, good looking dude, great host, he had
away with the liddies.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Stan was the only one getting laid.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Oh yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
We loved it. We thought it was great because, like
you said, Bob and I are you know, Mary do
our wives very happy, great relationships, and we're like, we
were jealous of the dude in some ways because you know,
obviously he was young, good looking.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Single guy, and we were young dude having the time of.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
His life, and we're like.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
You go, stand Dan a man and I remember each
each morning and sometimes afternoon he'd go, hey, Tako, and
I go which one? Which one? He good? Just hold
on and then we walk and he'd do a little
little finger to the side like this, yeah. And uh
so one morning there's this smoking hot Russian.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
We don't know if she was Russian or Ukrainian or
check or something Eastern European block country of origin, just
has that sultry, just smoke show.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Going on from top to bottom. And if there was
one person that most of these dudes were lusting after,
it was her.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
And and when I said same thing, I'm saying same
region as you mentioned. I wasn't saying Russian and Ukraine
are the same, because we're not even going so this
this his chick was like, as Pat said, head to
toe hot. And then the accent was good, and it
was she didn't know a lot of English, so it
was kind of cool too. But I remember talking to
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her and and it was the morning after Stan had
nailed her, and and I knew it. And she was
because she was she had like, you know, a glow
bruises a glow as well, dick dense, don't you remember,
So she's You and I were talking and Pat, I
think you were there. I know, I know Dirty Russian
was there, Josh, because that's how he got the nickname
(20:06):
dirty Russian because I said to her, I go, I go, oh,
I said, I see those are sex marks, right, She goes,
oh what, I go, dick dance, she goes. I said,
I said, who was it? We're ever, we're doing it.
I go, You're a dirty Russian, aren't you? So after
(20:27):
I said you're a dirty Russian? Then god Josh looks over.
So to this day, Josh, who now we've known over
twenty years. We call each other Ruskies, dirty Russian and
it's based off of that. And it was because this
chick and standing in her and she she's like, he goes,
I go dick dance. They're just bruises from like you know,
(20:52):
like where they're grabbing each other bouncing around, yeah, and uh,
bouncing around the bungalow. So we could go on and
on with quer votation. It was so much fun. And
then remember we had to get our flight home.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Okay, yeah, let me land it for you here before
we even take off. We all had they were bungalows
that we stayed in on this resort, and it was
very nice. It was really really nice. They were single
level bungalows that had these front and back patio that
open up very lush and tropical. And on the final
(21:27):
night they had this big like beach party type luau y.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yeah, I remember they cooked a pig.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
So it was awesome. The food was great, the drink
was flowing. And the only downside to this was all
of the guests were leaving the next morning in waves,
and there were like four different groups going out at
four different times that you had to meet at the
front of the hotel to be on a little shuttle
that would ultimately take you to the airport. We were
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in the first group. Unfortunately, which call time was, I
believe five thirty, five thirty in the morning, had to
be at out done, packed up in the front, ready
to go. So I, you know, guilty of trying to
be somewhat responsible. I, you know, as much fun as
I was having that last night around ten o'clock ten thirty,
(22:21):
I said, I'm gonna go get some sleep. Man, we
got to be up super early.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
You were, he was, because you were the more responsible one, obviously,
and you were kind of like in charge of all
of the son.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Bob is like on, I mean, it is on to
the point where I'm looking at him. The lights are on,
but Bob ain't home and I'm at the court home. Well,
I could say whatever I wanted, but he's it's like
going in one Bobby here and out the other. So
I'm like, dude, just know that you know five am
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is gonna come quick.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
You know what was this fight? Bob? I must have
heard you say if for a guy that the lights
are on, and didn't hear I must have heard you
don't miss the flight. They will leave you.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
You'll be and they told us as much. I know,
So I go back, don't think anything of it, go
to bed, actually packed everything up except for the clothes
I was gonna wear in a few hours.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Were we in the same room, Yes, we were.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
I I go to sleep, probably end up getting a
sleep around eleven eleven at night, and uh, I wake
up to the sound of heavy rain, heavy rain, what
are the like?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
A tropical true tropical downpour?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
So that woke me up. And the first thing I
do is look over and I see Bob's bed is empty.
Then I look at the clock. It s it's three thirty.
It's three thirty in the morning. Gotta get up at
five to be in the front ready to go. At
five thirty, Bob's not back. It's three am. It's pouring rain.
So I'm like, oh boy, what's going on here? Little
(23:59):
did I know Bob Bob was back. He only made
it to the front door, couldn't figure out how to
get the door open, so he was dead asleep on
a chase lounge out in this driving tropical rainstorm. Like,
are you ever kidding me?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
At least of the world.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Now he's being poured on thunder lightning, wind, and like
Bob Bob, I thought he was dead. I thought you
were dead. I just stumped you there.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
I did too, because again, going into this trip, you
and I had both stopped drinking tequila in high school
for bad experiences with it. This trip was phenomenal, but
on the last night, yes, I did overdo it, and
I just finally I'm laying If you're watching on Facebook
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live this, I'll move over, but I'm laying like this.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I'm like, he's soaking wets.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
It's just driving right, and I feel him, I feel touching.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Me, and I'm trying to see if he's alive and
rustle him up so.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
He's checking my mite. What's up, dude? And I don't
even remember I think from there then I just went in.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
You went in and got into bed, soaking wet, right
on top into the bed, and then went right back
to sleep. So I'm like, oh Jesus. So at this
point I just stayed up because I'm like, I'm not
gonna be able to go back to sleep after seeing this,
and it's really only another hour of sleep, so what
the hell? So I just stayed up, and I then
(25:38):
it was the challenge to try to get him up
and mobile enough to make it the I don't know.
It would be the equivalent of maybe a football field
to walk down to the front entrance to catch the
subtle and I cannot I will never forget this.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Is this the one morrifight was canceled?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
No, no, no, different, No, that was in Boston. Bob
got up at the absolute last second he possibly could,
didn't even shower, just put on dry clothes through all
that wet, sopping stuff into your luggage, and we stumbled.
He stumbled up to the front and I cannot tell
(26:14):
you how many people were like what smell? Alcohol was
just pouring out of it, out of his pores, like
good time, last night taco.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
And then of course Bat goes on to tell him
did we get a cover nation twice? Because there was
another time that I remember being out by the pool
area waiting for our flight and they said, your stuff's delayed,
and I go, well, I'm and I walked over to
the bar and started drinking and You're like, dude, we
still have to fly out. I'm like, yeah, but I'm
(26:51):
gonna wait here with a beer. Yeah. We were hanging
out with a few different people there, so oh yeah,
that was a trip and a half. And again there's
obviously a lot that we couldn't get to, but uh, man,
oh man, thanks thanks for let us go off on
a tangent on that. But uh some listeners were texting
in at the text line and then on the Facebook
live saying, you guys need to write a book. We've
(27:14):
talked about that.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
There probably will. Well, we how do I even say
this and be compliant?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
We we have told you everything we possibly can tell you, oh,
over the years.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah, we don't. We don't hold anything back. I mean
when we were in Boston and we are throwing turds
out of the couple of the hotel, we talked.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
About that well when you were However, there's an exception
to everything, and one day, one day, we will be
able to tell you absolutely everything.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Oh god, yeah, this stuff that we had to sign
a non disclosure about that.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
That's what I was getting too. So I was just
I mess it up. No, not at all, not at all.
So just that that that's a good tease for a
potential book one day.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Oh yeah, I mean there is, man. Yeah, the stuff
that we the one thing that were we really can't
talk about is wow, dude, Oh no, no, I know that.
That's why I just that's why I was kind of
cutting you off, saying the nd L. I knew NDA,
knew where you were grow going with it. But I'm like,
(28:28):
let's just nip this in the bud by me saying NDA,
Like earlier when you said something about there were people
from all over, and I said, yeah, I remember there
was a dude from Africa. It was saying awful what
you said. Oh yeah, that's right, I remember the guy
from Africa.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
So with that, I think we're going to draw to
a close here with another off the air.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Get up, Got up? I told you were you going
to miss the flight? Get up?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I'm sure think think you know, uh like these driving
summertime thunderstorms we have here in Florida.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Times ten. He's out, there's lightning striking around me, Hitt,
and I think kitten.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Trees, problem trees are bending over sideways there he is.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
We were in our twenties then, right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah, probably like twenties, early thirties.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
I don't know. I think I think, yeah, late twenties.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I believe it's all a blur at this point. Kid,
that's the stuff we can remember. Someone's frightening to think
about what maybe is escaping us. Hey, thanks for checking
it out. We'll do it again soon. Tell a friend
or two about the Lynch and Taco Off the Air podcast.
We're trying to grow this thing a bit if we can.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Thank you for everybody reaching out to us at Facebook
Live as well.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
And just so we're we're not going to do one
on Thanksgiving. We're off on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Oh yeah, we hope that hope that all of you
are and have a wonderful Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yes, indeed, from all of us here at the lynchon
Taco Show n J R R. So with that, thank
you for listening.
Hello there, and welcome to a new episode of Off
the Air, the weekly podcast from the Lynch and Taco
Show on one O one one w j r R.
I'm Pat Lynch Taco Bob getting comfortable there in the
podcast position.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Elli. Yeah, I was just reading a text from the
text line two two five two six, and uh, I
see truck or politics and listen here, d L. He
calls me dick click or I call him cocksucker. Yeah,
listen here, d L. It's the holidays. I don't want
to slap that detaste out of your mouth. I already
dropped a sick burn on you, so I don't want
(00:35):
to hear it anyway. Just a little behind the scenes man.
Every now and then we pull the curtain of back,
and the curtains pulled back right now because Facebook Live.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Aren't you glad if you have this up at your
workplace that we started off that way? Sorry? Okay? Oh
you know before we I know you during our show
this morning, Uh, you brought up a past trip that
we took. It was an infamous trip to something called
Quervo Nation, and we'll get to that in a minute.
(01:05):
I was hoping we would have had time for this
but we didn't. Whatever station we had on this morning,
they kept you know, these morning news shows recycled the
same crap all morning long. They kept showing this thing.
We talked about this a little ways back. This these
kids that are on TikTok doing the door kick thing.
Have you seen aya? It's one of these TikTok challenges.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
They run up and kick your door, kick your door.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
In, you know, like a home invasion style or a
police raid.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Uh right, we chase them down.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Have we really really got to the point where where
some people are this dumb?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah? I know. It pisces me off because what if
I know, there's a million what ifs, But what if
you kick that door in and somebody has a dog
and their dog runs away and gets hit by a
car because you little shits had to kick a door in.
I'm sorry. We used to do stupid stuff as kids do,
like egg houses and roll people, but usually you knew
(02:08):
who you were doing that too.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Well, you do that to the wrong house. Never mind
the dog, how about the homeowner who's gonna blast you. Yeah,
somebody's gonna end up dead.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
But I can't wait, I can't you know what I
don't want to wish death on anybody. But if you're
doing something this stupid, there's repercussions.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
The hell would anyone think that's a good idea? I know,
Oh my god, I just look. And as you said,
we all did dumb stuff, dumb shit when we were kids. Yeah,
but the thought to do something like that even would
have crossed my mind.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
One of the dumbest things that we did, and fortunately
I didn't do it was I'm saying one of because
there were things that were definitely dumber than this that
we did. Drop the ball and ball I told you
that one in the in the dumpster so that when
it went it would take out the windshield. We rolled
a bowling ball into a loma. I don't know why,
(03:04):
Oh because we bought bowling balls at a garage sale.
But one of the things that we did that was
and got busted. You know, like car emblems, right, like Mercedes.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Logo, ripping the hood ornament off.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
And uh and you know different ones.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Do you have your own necklace with it on? It?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Were worth more and more cool eith in like this
little group, right, And it was really my brother, my
older brother and his friends that did it. But I
had gone with him. You know one time and I
was like nervous and I had to go home because
I'd dig a poop because when I get nervous, I
got a poop. So I we would go down the street.
(03:46):
There was this plastic surgeon office that had all nice cars,
like the owner of it had a Rolls Royce and.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Never mind he owned the clientele coming in for a
little tightening exactly little work.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, Winter Park boob jobs because back then there weren't
all the places that did plastic surgery. Right when I
was a kid, think eighties. So the one time that
my brother lives and our buddy Mike and a few
others were going to do it, I was kind of sick.
I was like, whatever it was I got, I can't,
(04:22):
I can't go. I'm sick. But part of me just
didn't want to go, or it was maybe somebody looking
down to help me, but uh well, dude, Winter Park
PD swarmed in on them and then went to where
they kept all the emblems because they were all collecting them,
you know, Corvette, BMW, Mercedes.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh so the hood ornaments weren't good enough. They actually
pry in the.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Cry in the blame of the car, because all cars
don't have a hood or no ornament.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Only they took it a step farther.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Only the Rolls did because it was it was back
in those days where you know, and and like Mercedes
back then if you remember, had a little stem on
the hood with the with the Mercedes, you know what
I'm saying there, as well as on the back the
metal thing. Oh, they got both. You imagine if you
had money and you came out in your car was defaced.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
How many Jaguars did they get?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Oh chill boy, you guys, I'm telling you the collection
of it. But they definitely got in some trouble. And
I remember my dad, remember growing up, my dad he
had a temper right and he he laid it on
and I was just looking. He goes, don't you be
over there? You know, innocent. I'm sure you would have
(05:41):
been with them if you weren't homesick from school.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I'm going no truer words ever spoken.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Dead, Thank you lord. That's like when him and Cobb
got bussed. Is stealing a fishing equipment from the j
oh from J. C. Penny like you were talking about earlier.
What's one of the craziest things you guys did as
kids stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Oh by the best one ever the crane.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Right. Oh that wasn't you though, No.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
One of my buddies. We made a dummy. We made
a dumb yeah, and uh hung it from the outfield
baseball field light stanchion. Oh yeah, remember that you could
see from you know, a mile away.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
People were freaked out, so they I mean, looking back,
that was bad because it looked like someone had hung themselve.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah, and uh, yeah that there was that Whose idea
was that?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I think it was one of the broms. Yeah, there
was one family did in my circle of friends and
they were that family that they were all hell raisers
and uh some of my best friends. But yeah, they were.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I asked you if you if you know if some
of them are still alive or not.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I've lost touch with them. I I don't. I can't
honestly answer that.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I didn't want to ask you first name, because you
know that's kind of private. I'm going to look on Facebook.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Well that's a common name, dude.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I've never heard it. B R O H.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I don't know b R O U g H A M.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I have no idea, dude, I've never heard that name
I've heard like bro Ham not it's same spelling, okay, yeah,
b r o U g h A M yeah, buh
wes west Palm.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Anyway, So that kicking the door in thing, just you
can just write it down right now.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Somebody's gonna get shot.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Somebody's gonna get shot and killed, and then there's gonna
be a big uproar over it.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
How did this happen?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Just go ahead, rest his short and this inn.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Is entiled got shot?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, okay, Taco, I don't even know how the subject
came up earlier on the show.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Today, Cadillac Broom's popping up everywhere for sale on Facebook.
You gotta give me the first name.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Let's let's let's just leave leave that bee.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Oh well, I think you should reunite with him, you know,
grow some tadpoles and then and mullet in the pool
like they used to have.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
So no, that was Bo Wildman. Oh yeah, Bo Wildman's
house kid who didn't wear shoes.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Another hell hung outlet.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Told you he was on one of my little league baseball teams.
Come to practice with no shoes on. It's bizarre. He
was like Kelly from Bad News. Back coach told him
you gotta wear shoes in the game.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Bo Oh, somebody's gonna step on your feet without my
feet and handle the cleats. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
They did there, there was mullet in his Their backyard
pool just looked like the water from the Ermine River,
which still to this day is not very pleasant looking.
But that's for another time. The subject to Corvo Nation
came up this. You know, that's one thing that this
business has changed that we do. You don't have a
lot of these big, big deals where companies come and go, hey,
(09:02):
we would like to get you know, your morning show
host or your afternoon host to take some listeners and
head off for a destination. And we're doing this nationwide
and worldwide, and we're gonna make it a big, old,
high dollar promotion of our brand, whatever the brand may be.
That used to happen a lot. It doesn't happen that
much anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
The last one was great because it was for Ireland.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, that was with Jamison, Yeah, that was That was legendary.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
The well Quervo Nation.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Was legendary, infamous, I think would probably be I say legendary.
So the folks at Jose Cuervo had a lot of
marketing dollars. And it wasn't just our station. They they did.
They brought in shows from all across the country, around
the world. There were people there from around the world.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
And there were people there from Africa, I remember.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
And so that would be around the world.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah and yees agreeing s Yeah, people I remember people
from Africa for.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Us all down to what was called Quervo Nation. It
was the British Virgin Islands, and we stayed at a
resort there and the big culmination was a visit to
Quervo Nation, which was a private island. Yeah, and they
there's one day they picked us up and took us
all over to this private island. It's kind of like
you know, you would do on a cruise ship stop
(10:24):
where some of these cruise lines have their private islands. Yea,
the same kind of concerts.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
We're going to Disney Island and it is.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
So so that that was the gist of the deal.
And then we would broadcast live and they would get
mentioned and their brand awareness and all this and hopefully
subsequently they see Horizon sales globally during this promotional period.
That's that's the goal with all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Was it around Cinco to Mayo.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
It had to be. I have no idea. I know
it was around fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah, there are parts of it that I couldn't can't
even really remember, but.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Let me rewind to the for me memorable part.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Now, let's start off a quick key and then we're
gonna summarize this. But start off with this. All started
the trip at what time in the morning that they
were stopping and getting and we were getting beer on
the way of the airport.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Right right, so early in the morning, that's what I
was getting to. We we all got to the It
was me, Taco, our promotions director at the time, Josh,
the sauceboss EGOFU, and our engineer Tom.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
That's right, Tom was there too.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
So we all made our way to the airport. We
were partying balls prior to boarding the flight and then
I kind of I decided to chill because we were
it was a two leg flight. We were going from
Orlando to Puerto Rico. Yeah, and then from Puerto Rico
we hopped in a puddle jumper, yes, puddle jumper, and
(11:55):
made the rest of the track there. It was in
Puerto Rico where I had to carry you to the
point you were out. You were completely out.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I was sleeping and you were out, and I was like,
I don't want to really get out.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Okay. So anyway, that's where I had an indication where
things were about to go for the next three or
four days whatever that.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
The night was. Then I woke up on the puddle
jumper going, oh, hell yeah, this is awesome because it
was Josh. It was his first time flying.
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Speaker 2 (13:30):
God, oh my god. Remember he had a video.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
The jet was bad enough. That freaked him out, bad enough.
But then we had to get on this tiny plane and.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Yeah, he loved that because he had his video recorder.
Remember he had one of those old school yeah, a
handheld thing where you hold it up to your anyway,
if you're older, you know what a handheld camera we're
talking about. So he's filming and he looks at me
on the plane and he goes, I'm drinking more beer
(13:57):
today than I've ever drank in myhlight, he said, than
any other day in my life. Yeah, so that's how
we travel. And remember we landed in the Virgin Islands
and a boat pulled up and picked us up, handing
us Quervo shots. Yeah, oh god.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
And we were greeted by a guy named Stan. Stan
was hired by Quervo. Stan is a professional host.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Yeah, and damn is Stan good at it?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
And Stan was funnier than hell.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
He was. I think what it was is I think
he was a comedian, and they knew that he had
such a good personality that he could host and and
keep people entertained and have fun too.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
So they setup was this. Stan was kind of the
MC slash host coordinator of the the events that we
were going to participate in over the next few days
of this broadcast slash promotion. And then there were his cohorts,
the lovely Ladies of Quervo Slash.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yes, these are talent girls that if you when you
go to a bikini content ringers, you see the ringers.
These chicks were amazing hot, you remember the caliber. I
just some of them stuck in my head for years.
And and so we all get off the boat and
I'm like, well, like Pussy Island and there's booze everywhere.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Every dude who was on that trip, and it wasn't
all just dudes, it was a mix of folks, but
every dude that was on that trip was like, Oh,
I'm so in love, I'm so getting laid.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Wrong, wrong, wrong, And I were married, So there was
none of that, none of that thought.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, not to each other, but we witnessed plenty of
h oh man, Yeah, she's so into me, Like, no,
she's she's paid to be here and pretend she likes you. Dude. Yeah,
get over yourself.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
And it props again to Quervo for for doing this
and bringing us out there. I know it was a
pat each other on the back thing where advertising, as
you mentioned earlier. But so we go and while you're
out there, Stan has you do in different activities, like
you know, like game stuff, but not cheesy like fun stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
There was an ongoing over the several days, an ongoing Uh,
you were rewarded. There was a reward system for standing
out and accomplishing stuff. They had these gold Cuervo coins
which I don't even remember what what'd you do with
the coins?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
At the end you could trade them in for stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Okay, that's that's what it was, like good.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Stuff, like a trip here or something. You know what
I'm saying, Hey, you get this or you get Quervo.
It was big, big prizes.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
So what quickly some folks, including Taco, figured out about
Stan was that Stan liked to be impressed by outrageous shit. Yeah,
and the more outrageous, the more out Stan was to
give you multiple plus out some more coins. So you
can only imagine.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
The stuff that was going on. There was one intern
there who was buried on the beach in the sand.
To his head this is when this is when to
his neck? Yeah, yeah, this is when people did uh
did had interns and you could do anything. It was
just like, let's have the indur do some crazy. He
was a.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Whipping boy of this show from like Cincinnati or something.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
They buried him in the sand and they both peede
on him, and Pat and I looked at it. I
think I think I did too. I think multiple people
pete on him. But he he goes, oh, whatever, come on, man,
bring it on here. What are you doing? I was thinking,
I'm I'm young and dumb into radio. But I was
(17:45):
smart enough I had been in long enough not to
do you know, stupid ship like that. But I did
remember I Stan was paying me a bunch of coins
to duke in the pool. Remember that, No, I don't
did you do that? I? I tried, and then but
we were all in the pool and then and I
Caddy shack style. Yeah, but for once I didn't have
(18:07):
to go. And so anyway, Stan had it being funny
as could be, good looking dude, great host, he had
away with the liddies.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Stan was the only one getting laid.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Oh yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
We loved it. We thought it was great because, like
you said, Bob and I are you know, Mary do
our wives very happy, great relationships, and we're like, we
were jealous of the dude in some ways because you know,
obviously he was young, good looking.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Single guy, and we were young dude having the time of.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
His life, and we're like.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
You go, stand Dan a man and I remember each
each morning and sometimes afternoon he'd go, hey, Tako, and
I go which one? Which one? He good? Just hold
on and then we walk and he'd do a little
little finger to the side like this, yeah. And uh
so one morning there's this smoking hot Russian.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
We don't know if she was Russian or Ukrainian or
check or something Eastern European block country of origin, just
has that sultry, just smoke show.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Going on from top to bottom. And if there was
one person that most of these dudes were lusting after,
it was her.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
And and when I said same thing, I'm saying same
region as you mentioned. I wasn't saying Russian and Ukraine
are the same, because we're not even going so this
this his chick was like, as Pat said, head to
toe hot. And then the accent was good, and it
was she didn't know a lot of English, so it
was kind of cool too. But I remember talking to
(19:44):
her and and it was the morning after Stan had
nailed her, and and I knew it. And she was
because she was she had like, you know, a glow
bruises a glow as well, dick dense, don't you remember,
So she's You and I were talking and Pat, I
think you were there. I know, I know Dirty Russian
was there, Josh, because that's how he got the nickname
(20:06):
dirty Russian because I said to her, I go, I go, oh,
I said, I see those are sex marks, right, She goes,
oh what, I go, dick dance, she goes. I said,
I said, who was it? We're ever, we're doing it.
I go, You're a dirty Russian, aren't you? So after
(20:27):
I said you're a dirty Russian? Then god Josh looks over.
So to this day, Josh, who now we've known over
twenty years. We call each other Ruskies, dirty Russian and
it's based off of that. And it was because this
chick and standing in her and she she's like, he goes,
I go dick dance. They're just bruises from like you know,
(20:52):
like where they're grabbing each other bouncing around, yeah, and uh,
bouncing around the bungalow. So we could go on and
on with quer votation. It was so much fun. And
then remember we had to get our flight home.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Okay, yeah, let me land it for you here before
we even take off. We all had they were bungalows
that we stayed in on this resort, and it was
very nice. It was really really nice. They were single
level bungalows that had these front and back patio that
open up very lush and tropical. And on the final
(21:27):
night they had this big like beach party type luau y.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yeah, I remember they cooked a pig.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
So it was awesome. The food was great, the drink
was flowing. And the only downside to this was all
of the guests were leaving the next morning in waves,
and there were like four different groups going out at
four different times that you had to meet at the
front of the hotel to be on a little shuttle
that would ultimately take you to the airport. We were
(21:59):
in the first group. Unfortunately, which call time was, I
believe five thirty, five thirty in the morning, had to
be at out done, packed up in the front, ready
to go. So I, you know, guilty of trying to
be somewhat responsible. I, you know, as much fun as
I was having that last night around ten o'clock ten thirty,
(22:21):
I said, I'm gonna go get some sleep. Man, we
got to be up super early.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
You were, he was, because you were the more responsible one, obviously,
and you were kind of like in charge of all
of the son.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Bob is like on, I mean, it is on to
the point where I'm looking at him. The lights are on,
but Bob ain't home and I'm at the court home. Well,
I could say whatever I wanted, but he's it's like
going in one Bobby here and out the other. So
I'm like, dude, just know that you know five am
(22:56):
is gonna come quick.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
You know what was this fight? Bob? I must have
heard you say if for a guy that the lights
are on, and didn't hear I must have heard you
don't miss the flight. They will leave you.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
You'll be and they told us as much. I know,
So I go back, don't think anything of it, go
to bed, actually packed everything up except for the clothes
I was gonna wear in a few hours.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Were we in the same room, Yes, we were.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
I I go to sleep, probably end up getting a
sleep around eleven eleven at night, and uh, I wake
up to the sound of heavy rain, heavy rain, what
are the like?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
A tropical true tropical downpour?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
So that woke me up. And the first thing I
do is look over and I see Bob's bed is empty.
Then I look at the clock. It s it's three thirty.
It's three thirty in the morning. Gotta get up at
five to be in the front ready to go. At
five thirty, Bob's not back. It's three am. It's pouring rain.
So I'm like, oh boy, what's going on here? Little
(23:59):
did I know Bob Bob was back. He only made
it to the front door, couldn't figure out how to
get the door open, so he was dead asleep on
a chase lounge out in this driving tropical rainstorm. Like,
are you ever kidding me?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
At least of the world.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Now he's being poured on thunder lightning, wind, and like
Bob Bob, I thought he was dead. I thought you
were dead. I just stumped you there.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
I did too, because again, going into this trip, you
and I had both stopped drinking tequila in high school
for bad experiences with it. This trip was phenomenal, but
on the last night, yes, I did overdo it, and
I just finally I'm laying If you're watching on Facebook
(24:54):
live this, I'll move over, but I'm laying like this.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I'm like, he's soaking wets.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
It's just driving right, and I feel him, I feel touching.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Me, and I'm trying to see if he's alive and
rustle him up so.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
He's checking my mite. What's up, dude? And I don't
even remember I think from there then I just went in.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
You went in and got into bed, soaking wet, right
on top into the bed, and then went right back
to sleep. So I'm like, oh Jesus. So at this
point I just stayed up because I'm like, I'm not
gonna be able to go back to sleep after seeing this,
and it's really only another hour of sleep, so what
the hell? So I just stayed up, and I then
(25:38):
it was the challenge to try to get him up
and mobile enough to make it the I don't know.
It would be the equivalent of maybe a football field
to walk down to the front entrance to catch the
subtle and I cannot I will never forget this.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Is this the one morrifight was canceled?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
No, no, no, different, No, that was in Boston. Bob
got up at the absolute last second he possibly could,
didn't even shower, just put on dry clothes through all
that wet, sopping stuff into your luggage, and we stumbled.
He stumbled up to the front and I cannot tell
(26:14):
you how many people were like what smell? Alcohol was
just pouring out of it, out of his pores, like
good time, last night taco.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
And then of course Bat goes on to tell him
did we get a cover nation twice? Because there was
another time that I remember being out by the pool
area waiting for our flight and they said, your stuff's delayed,
and I go, well, I'm and I walked over to
the bar and started drinking and You're like, dude, we
still have to fly out. I'm like, yeah, but I'm
(26:51):
gonna wait here with a beer. Yeah. We were hanging
out with a few different people there, so oh yeah,
that was a trip and a half. And again there's
obviously a lot that we couldn't get to, but uh, man,
oh man, thanks thanks for let us go off on
a tangent on that. But uh some listeners were texting
in at the text line and then on the Facebook
live saying, you guys need to write a book. We've
(27:14):
talked about that.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
There probably will. Well, we how do I even say
this and be compliant?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
We we have told you everything we possibly can tell you, oh,
over the years.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah, we don't. We don't hold anything back. I mean
when we were in Boston and we are throwing turds
out of the couple of the hotel, we talked.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
About that well when you were However, there's an exception
to everything, and one day, one day, we will be
able to tell you absolutely everything.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Oh god, yeah, this stuff that we had to sign
a non disclosure about that.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
That's what I was getting too. So I was just
I mess it up. No, not at all, not at all.
So just that that that's a good tease for a
potential book one day.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Oh yeah, I mean there is, man. Yeah, the stuff
that we the one thing that were we really can't
talk about is wow, dude, Oh no, no, I know that.
That's why I just that's why I was kind of
cutting you off, saying the nd L. I knew NDA,
knew where you were grow going with it. But I'm like,
(28:28):
let's just nip this in the bud by me saying NDA,
Like earlier when you said something about there were people
from all over, and I said, yeah, I remember there
was a dude from Africa. It was saying awful what
you said. Oh yeah, that's right, I remember the guy
from Africa.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
So with that, I think we're going to draw to
a close here with another off the air.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Get up, Got up? I told you were you going
to miss the flight? Get up?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I'm sure think think you know, uh like these driving
summertime thunderstorms we have here in Florida.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Times ten. He's out, there's lightning striking around me, Hitt,
and I think kitten.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Trees, problem trees are bending over sideways there he is.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
We were in our twenties then, right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah, probably like twenties, early thirties.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
I don't know. I think I think, yeah, late twenties.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I believe it's all a blur at this point. Kid,
that's the stuff we can remember. Someone's frightening to think
about what maybe is escaping us. Hey, thanks for checking
it out. We'll do it again soon. Tell a friend
or two about the Lynch and Taco Off the Air podcast.
We're trying to grow this thing a bit if we can.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Thank you for everybody reaching out to us at Facebook
Live as well.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
And just so we're we're not going to do one
on Thanksgiving. We're off on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Oh yeah, we hope that hope that all of you
are and have a wonderful Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yes, indeed, from all of us here at the lynchon
Taco Show n J R R. So with that, thank
you for listening.
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