December 12, 2024 • 30 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, hello there everybody. It's Pat Lynchin Taco Bob from
one O one one w jr R The Lynchin Taco
Show with the another exciting episode of Lynchin Taco's off
the air podcast, our weekly podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I was just reading something I like every now and
then read the comments that listeners listeners write listeners that
won tickets and this is from this morning's Metallica winner. Yeah,
it says, thank you so much, guys. You guys have
made my year. I've been trying to win these tickets
since you announced their concert. I've never had a chance
to see Metallica and it's on my bucket list. Thanks again.
(00:36):
Having a fantastic day, Betsy.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Betsy, you won't be disappointed.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh they're gonna blow your socks off. I mean not literally, Betsy.
Don't worry. I don't want to trying to pack spare
socks or anything.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I was trying to figure out how many times I've
seen Metallica.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Dude, it had to be a lot, because even I've
seen them a lot, and you've seen them, Drupel. What
I have.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I get at least two dozen times, at least two
dozen times every year.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
At least I haven't seen that ninety definitely, but I
would say probably, shoot, there's another one, probably eight times.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Hell just on Injustice for All. I saw every date
in the States. I remember that back in eighty eight.
I think the year was the day I rolled through Florida.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I was talking to somebody just the other day and
we were talking about Welcome to Rockfelle coming up and
all the great bands, and then he's like, I had
to choose ac DC. This guy shoots shoots footage at concerts, right, yeah,
and never seen a CDC.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That that kind of blows that. I mean, he's he's like,
let's not confuse people here, though, we are not implying
that Metallica is at Rockville this year.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
They're not. They're not. We're just I was just saying that.
This gentleman and I were talking and he said, how
it stinks that ac DC is one of the same
nights as Rockville. Yeah, but he's choosing a CDC because
he's never seen him, which just blew me away, because
Pat he has shot photography. He's almost sixty years old,
and his shot photography at concerts for decades.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Well, ac DC hasn't toured here in nine years, so
I'm gonna go to that ACDC show, are you really?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, they're absolutely one of my favorite bands of all time.
You know that, I know, and uh yeah, I believe
it'll probably be the last chance to see them.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah, I didn't think of it like that, So I just.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Once, I'm playing out no disrespect to Rockville. I'm gonna
make it over for some some of the Rockville stuff.
But here goes. I just I was really hoping they
would have been part of the lineup and you could
have that would have been a little bit more convenient,
but you know.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Hey, hey there's reasons, I guess.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
So all right, we did not have time to get
to this or just didn't come up this morning. Interesting
situation involving one Lebron James of the Los Angeles Lakers.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
What would you talk about Lebron for our podcast?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Lebron has been in a slump of sorts lately with
the Lakers. Horrible shooting percentage, just not performing at the
level that you would expect from him. Now. Granted, he's
getting up there on the timeline as far as professional
athlete at a shelf life goes, but he's still, you know,
incredibly incredibly good at what he does. It's just he's
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been off quite a bit lately.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Do you think it has something to do with Brony
having that too much of that out on his mind?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
So where we're at now, we get the news that
Lebron has stepped away from the Lakers for personal reasons
and has been granted that absence as an excused absence.
That's all we know that. That's that's all we know
right now. Will he be with the team when they
(04:08):
hit the plane to play their their next game. I
don't know. As of when we're doing this. That hasn't
been answered. Well, that's why that's what's being floated out
there now. Again, this is just it's just something interesting
to talk about in general. I'm not trying to single
(04:29):
him out right. Well, it's just an idea being floated
out there that perhaps, oh my god, what if he
is indeed, you know, involved with possibly being one of
the folks present during these infamous Diddy parties that have
we know, have taken place thereas the freak offs and
(04:52):
all that that stuff, and he knows it. So again,
we have no information to verify that, which this is
just being floated out there, and I just stopped and
thought about it for a second. You know what, you know,
we're we're not Lebron James. You're not Lebron James. But
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if you had been present at something that was going
on and you knew that what was going on was well,
let's just say, not above board at all times, it
would probably sit in the back of your brain for
a while, right and you wouldn't even think about it.
You probably bury it in the deepest recesses until a
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threat presented itself that that information might go public that
I could see where that might really really weigh on
someone quite heavily, whether you're Lebron James or just you know,
John Q citizen.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I mean, because there's all the stuff that would go
with that of if your wife didn't know, and that
all of a sudden.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Would never mind any of that. Just how about what
this diddy stuff's killing me? Is what I'm getting at again,
not singling out Lebron, I'm just saying, you know full
well there are huge names that were at these things,
and every single one of them it's got to be
(06:20):
freaking out.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah. I heard normal people just like us, normal dudes,
and uh it was Tom and Dan actually and and
I heard them talking and they're like, if we were
super super famous and whatever back in those days, we
would have been there. You if you were just you
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had a chance to go to pee a party at
P Diddy's house, a you might not have known what
was going on, and the been like holy, but but
then you would have heard some wind of something, somebody
who had probably said, oh, you're in for some freaky shit.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Okay, which that's sure absolutely accurate on all fronts. Any
person would probably jump at the either, Oh my god,
to just associate yourself with somebody famous, you know, you
want to rub elbows with these people. It's just human nature.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Knowing now what would happen? We all say, well, of
course not, but back then.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
But what happens? What happens if you were at one
of these events. And again we're not singling out, no,
we're just if you're yourself, are put into something where
you know what's going on is wrong, all right, but
no one's ever gonna know, No one's ever gonna know.
And then years down the line, oh guess what all
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this is gonna come out?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
If it's being videoed, people are gonna know, I mean,
put on your thinking cap to go back to an
elementary school line. I just.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Don't know what they're going to do to suppress this
info and for how long it's it's got to be
at that level.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Now.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I know a lot of you are probably going, well,
this is just the whole Epstein scenario, and to some
degree it is. That that's another list of folks that
you know, you've seen some names circulated, and we know
some folks who have you know, associated with that unsavory
guy who's no longer around, thank god.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Is that Chickstell around.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
And she's in prison?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, I know, I know she's.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
She's in prison still, But you know what I'm getting
at here, It's like you also, human nature is when
when something bad happens, you're you repress it, You repress it,
and you just don't think about it anymore. And at
some point that's where it resides anywhere until some you know,
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scenarios like this percent I couldn't even imagine. I couldn't
even imagine.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
No, And there's so many people that were involved in
this stuff though.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Too right, And that's that's where I am just the
list almost has to come out, It almost has to
come out.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I thought it was. I don't know that. Somebody said, no,
I'm taking over now and putting this list out.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
No, no, no, no, no no. That's that's all, you know, posturing,
you know, for when you know there's changes with the
Justice Department and whatnot. As to see saying one saying
something and Ashley following three and doing it are two
completely different things. Will this list ever make the light
of day? I don't know, but uh it would certainly
(09:35):
and potentially could put a lot of people into a
different light. Shall we say?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Uh huh, I I have one, two, three, I have
four people in my head right now that I'm sure
we're there. Yeah, you know, while we're sitting here, it's
something that we talked about on the show earlier came up.
What's that remember when you were talking about, uh about
texts that people or receiving.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah, there's h if you are looking for a job
right now, actively looking for a job or not, yeah, Uh,
there's a new phishing scam that uh it's It's affecting
mainly folks who use Android devices. It'll come in the
form of an unsolicited job inquiry. Hey, you know we
heard you're looking for for whatever it may even try
(10:22):
to set up an interview or whatever. Don't blindly click
into those. There's some nasty stuff happening, and it's dropping
malware on your devices and burrowing in and next thing
you know, your whole you know, personal life could be compromised.
So just a heads up on that.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Another reason why I mentioned it. While we're sitting here,
I got one at ten out of three. What do
they want to Hello, excuse me, I'm Anna from USA.
And then it goes in to say check your background,
and uh, you're very qualified for a delete and report
as junk. See what I just did. People, if you're
watching on the just you's your brain. Somebody's just not
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reaching out to you.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
So yeah, that's just just beware of that.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Be aware of that. But that that just popped up down,
I'm thinking I have an Apple phone and it's still
still happens.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Isn't amazing though? Everything All of these, a lot of
the ills of the day right now, all have this
in common, this little gadget. The capabilities of this little gadget.
As many good ones as there are, you could easily
argue there's equally a number of things that could potentially
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wreck your world.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
And especially when you're super famous like that like Lebron. Know,
I'm saying at that caliber of any of those people,
because think about it. I could think of an instance
right here where somebody very important and very famous we
had a guest and that had video of partying, and
(12:00):
I was like, that could really fry fry that person. Yeah, yeah,
especially anyway.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah, uh huh could be uh an interesting you know
year coming up. I think we'll leave it to da
I want to just I want to be crystal clear here.
It's all illegen yes, not accusing Lebron or anybody else
for that matter, of having done anything wrong. It's just
an idea that's being floated out.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I saw somebody else use my alleged term.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
That's one of the most favorite legal terms in the world.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
It's not all encompassing as you might think, though.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I know it's not, but they used it in the
fashion that I do, and I was like, hey, wait,
that was a me thing well before.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Hey, I can't wait to talk to Jeff Kaufman next week.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Oh yeah, it's buddy. Buddy.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Dan Newell is being put up as the candidate for
ambassad Columbia Columbia. Right, Yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
That's it now, it But I think that I think,
I think he travels there obviously be prior.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
To this, well, I know because Jeff Jeff's that they've
done legal conferences and stuff down there, which again I
guess it's all starting to make sense here. I'm just
piecing this together. Dan newellan obviously one of the most
well known, high profile legal types in the central Florida area.
You can't go, you know, five minutes without seeing or
(13:41):
hearing Dan Newlan's name if you've got a TV or radio.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
On and a huge donor for Trump.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Correct, And this is just keeping in with what we've
seen so far is President elect Trump is rewarding people
who were loyal and supportive of him and are in
his eyes, good candidates for whatever positions have become available.
I'm guessing maybe you know, in a conversation between those two,
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Dan made Trump aware of his affinity for Colombia and
maybe almost like that might be a good thank you
for him be an ambassador. And then he also cites
Trump cited his legal or his law background. It's a
sheriff's officer for twenty eight years, so and Obviously, with
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the the situation with Colombia and the ongoing issues with
drugs and stuff, having someone in a law enforcement background
as an ambassador might also.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Be helpful down there, without doubt.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
So congratulate, right, good for him, man, good for him.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
So I thought the same thing as soon as I
saw the news, Kaufman, because they, as Pat said, they
do conferences together. They've Yeah, he's done some work.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
What of them, Jeff, to go down and stay at
the embassy. Do they have guest bedrooms and embassies.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I don't know they do at embassy suites.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
It's a little different.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Looking through my great breakfast buffet. Yeah, I told you
I had a coworker who'd just go every single day
and eat the buffet before work at a hotel. It
was in the vacation club industry. And this guy screamed,
vacation club you could just or time share you when.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
You can't be bothered, just to go get it, you know,
an egg McMuffin or something.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
No, yeah, you walk in with you know, your paper,
like you just got it from outside your room. You're
getting that buffet, you go, yep, I'm getting that a
whole continental breakfast for about seventy five cents whatever. The
paper wasn't mean the chances of them questioning, but I don't.
I didn't work with them long enough. You know. It
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was like that industry was kind of like a in
and out for some people, a layover if you will, exactly.
And there were a handful of people that would be
there for a while.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
You lay over there actually in real time how many.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Weeks, Oh it's more than a week. I did.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
What was the one that you had that in our
time away here? That was only just a few was
you did something? It was only just that was insurance.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I think that was it was gonna be some insurance sale.
You know when you hear you just see the commercials
and here there's a few different ones. But you know
when you hear the commercials for uh for like oh yeah,
for if you're sixty five, if you're sixty you're you're
your salesperson, right, you can get this side insurance where yeah,
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your medications are gonna be cheaper and you're gonna get
all these bonuses and bullshit like that. I got. I
went there and the guy knew that I was on
the radio. He's like, oh, I did radio out at
Disney and no, no, no, no, And and he was
talking about just being an announcer, like on a tram
or something maybe. So he's like, yeah, so you're gonna
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go far. I can tell you did some public speaking. Yeah,
because you're gonna you're gonna go far. I can tell.
And I was like, yeah, I did tell if I'm
soliciting year, if we don't call it that anymore, well,
I did call center stuff. I said, like when I
was in high school and I used to kill it.
And and he said, and you know it was a
(17:26):
legit thing. It was for a carpet cleaning place. Can
I see if I've got the pitch down? Yeah, I
don't think they're still in business. I think google their.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Hold on, hold on, No, no, no, don't even tell me.
I'm gonna see if I can.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
I just don't want you to say their name if
they're still in business, right, I mean.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Well, there's a good chance there might be somebody under
that name that starts with a D.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Right, yep, Okay, uh, I go for it.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Okay, So this is Bob high school, was in high
school school, summer summer job.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
No, it's just a uh, what do you call it?
A OJT on job training.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
All right, all right, hello, there is this missus so
and so. This is Bob from Deluxe Carpet Cleaning. Uh,
just wanted to let you know we are in your
neighborhood this week working and offering our it's still fall
technically right for a few more days our fall carpet
Cleaning special, and would like to know if you would
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like to schedule an appointment.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
You nailed it is that it The wording was not exact,
but to the effect of just insert whatever current season
it is and you're in the neighborhood working.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Hello, mister Anders, Yes, this is mister Anderson. Hey, I
said Andrews, but I'll go with Anderson because that's next
on the list. Mister Anderson, this is this is Bob
where with Deluxe Carpet Cleaning. We're working in your area
again this fall. They had the words, but again this
was a totally legit place, and my friend's parents had
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their carpets cleaned with them and did the fall special
or the spring special. One time I looked over. I
don't know if that wasn't wasn't a deluxe carbon coat.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
The special is just what the price is always right,
they're just they're just marketing.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
It's like the cheaper than most other places.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
But but it's always the same thing year round, is
what I'm getting at you.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
You if you get this package, you're thrown an extra room.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Oh okay, maybe some some spot remover or something or
yeah repellent, spot repellent. We'll take care of you, gotcha.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
They call it the busy area.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Do you all clean high traffic are Do you all
do grout cleaning?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yes? We uh will clean your ass if you like.
But it wasn't that place. I worked at another place
for a for a minute or two in high school
that it was for the police athletic that kind of thing.
Oh it was. It was for special sho Olympics or
something like that.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Well that that remember that special It was on uh yeah,
on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
That's why I could totally relate on my holy cow,
that that whole what is it called police phone?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Just the whole I do not want to see exactly.
I don't want to disparage any charitable group. But what
it was was these these shady as hell solicitation centers
who were making phone calls on behalf of supposed law
enforcement charities. And there was.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
A very small portion going.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
There was a sliver of truth to the pitch, but
all at all, it was a ripoff scheme and they
took great pride in how hard they could rip people off.
What the hell was the name of that? It was
like a four part uh special.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
It was called it was called Uh Tell Tell Telemarketers,
was called workers.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yeah you're right, and uh based out of Jersey and
it's just you the stereotypical yeah dude.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
And it was almost like mobsters running it.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Hired anybody off the street. They were just willing to
sit in there and that you know boiler room for
you know however many hours and.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Just shist people and sitting there smoking weed, drinking beer.
All they're doing the thing. But anyway, one place that
we worked for, we were selling like trash bags and
stuff for some charity. And I remember sitting there and
hearing my buddy Cob because it was like myself Scott
Flower resume piece and uh and then Cob right, and
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we all went in there because we had moved on
from something else in it we were just looking for
a job. That's when we almost went to work for
the butcher in uh, you know, the slaughter the slaughterhouse. Yeah,
but we wound up at this slaughterhouse and I hear
Cob leaving a message on somebody's answer machine. And the
guy's message says, oh, hey, it's Rodney. I know it
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sounds like, all right, hey it's it's Stevie. Listen. I'll
give you anything, my car, my house, my MI this
just as long as you leave a message and an incomes, Cob,
he goes, you can keep all that shit. I just
want your wife spread eagle on the on the dining room.
This is a phone soliciting high schooler calling just some
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average guy, and he's he goes, he goes, on, hell
of all that ship, I just want your wife spread
eagle on the dining room table. And all of a
sudden you hear the guy, because you can hear it
like through the phone, pick it up and go you.
Cob immediately hung up. We were let go from there
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within three, within a day or two there. Yeah, And
but the Deluxe Carbacon all had a good run there.
The time share I did over an Ormond worked because
we were starting up a vacation club, right buddy, was
so start up? Yeah, it was, And so in order
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to start it out. They're like, you guys, go watch
how they do it over here in Ormond. And we
got to stay in the condo and normand for like
three weeks to a month. That's when you and I
were talking with Q ninety six about going to work
there and for ninety six to five. And then from
there went out to the place where where the Davenport, Yeah,
where I became a balloonist, right, yes, yes, And that's
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where we started up the Vacation Club. And I was
there for at least three months.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I think Davenport ground zero for all these calls you
hear about these party houses that get hijacked by a
bunch of teenagers and ragers get thrown. That was you
booking them.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Hot At was in the houses and we were like,
you can have one week a month. I remember walking
in and there was a full family in there sitting
at the breakfast table, had his shirt off that because
I didn't know they were they, I thought it was
vacant because we were supposed to be torn and I
like this, I said, we own all these houses. I said,
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come on. So I opened the door and I go.
I see them from a distance and I go there
I mean half of them are like half naked sitting there.
It's a family because these houses, you know from the
news stories, are big as shit.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Right, They're big, old, like you know, four or five
bedroom houses.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Yeah. So there's a lot of people in it and
half for like half clothes. And I walk in with
a family and another family behind them. Because I'm taking
in a couple of families. I go oh, I said,
and I will go oh, I'm so sorry about that.
I hope you guys are having a great stay. I
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think they own the place and just would rent it
out or something. And then some of them were just rented.
But I walked in right in a place on a
family can you imagine in your family vacation. And then
I played it off pat like it was my property. Yeah,
I'm just checking everything out. I go, you guys have
a lovely stay, and well, we'll see you later. Now
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I was like, God, yeah, God, that was the one
with the tractor.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Uh, the Midwestern woman who was on the verge of
losing her farm and needed direly needed a new tractor
John Deere tractor. You had talked her out of purchasing
that to keep the farm up and running or no,
you you talked her into no, honey, listen, no get
contractor don't do this. You're gonna be so sorry.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
First off, you're embellishing a little.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
What it came down to was, Okay, he didn't call her, honey.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
We're sitting there. No, we're sitting there. She owned a farm.
She wasn't gonna lose the farm, but she was freshly divorced,
and she's like, you know what, I really think that
I need this vacation club for me. You know, I
just went through all that and it's time that I
start doing stuff for myself. And she's like, you could
tell she was putting a foot down, and she said it.
She said, you know, I love my kids and they
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love the vacation too. So now I know she's got kids.
She's saying, I'm like, god, dude, I'm going to Hell
and Hamma. But I mean it was a legitimate, it
was a legit vacation. She was gonna get it. Just
it was she didn't know what she was getting suckered into.
Long term yeah plans. But so then I said, I go.
She said, yeah, you know, I was gonna use this
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money on a new tractor for my farm, and I
she said, I think I think this is more important
to have a vacation because I'm having such a fun
vacation now and it's good for.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
The thing the moment man.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
And right, yeah, because that's what it is. Yeah, impulse
right there, ago, Oh I didn't bur up. Sorry, excuse me, there, go,
don't do it. She goes what I said, I said,
get your tractor. That said detractor is going to be important.
Now I'm trying not say it because you have bosses
that walk.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Around that are course sell it all costs.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Oh yeah, there, and they're they come in and they'll
do the clothes.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
He didn't you have Didn't you have a time share
that you got stuck in and couldn't get out of
or yeah, whatever whatever happened with.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
That rolled it into bankruptcy when we had to.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Do you were able to do that.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah. Really, I'll still every now and then, every now
and then get a call from somebody, and I just
handed to Kaufman and he calls him up and says,
because that was out of the country, right, it was Mexico.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Because their laws would be different there, so they could
still harass you.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
It was Pliadella remember I went there with listeners on
one of our one of our Mexican cruises. I went
there with Delta, Dave, Big Matt and and somebody else.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I just thought you could go and use the property
on a week that wasn't your week.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah, and they weren't really happy. Well, I sat down
at the bar and I go, yeah, I'll have the serves,
and you got it. I'm wasted, don't you know.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
I'm Bob from Deluxe Carpet Cleaning.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Listen, man, I'll clean your tile. We do grout. But no,
I was like sitting at this little bar and yeah,
I have a what would you guys like? And all
of a sudden he sends it down and somebody walks
up and goes, can we can we help you guys?
And I go, I have a timeshare here?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Oh really?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
What what? What? What?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
What villa are you in?
Speaker 2 (28:14):
No? I didn't know any I could barely even walk
back from there to go back to the whatever.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
The boat, Yeah, I know the points to get back to.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yeah that whatever the bar that we all went to,
or that we're doing. Senior, yeah, senior frogs. God, that
was a ship fast, I think, yeah, I think that
was the trip or that might have been a different cruise.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Actually that was the one that did us in.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah, that was that was anyway. I think that's probably
a good place.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
To kind of wrap this up, Taco before we uh
are a tempted to go places we shouldn't go.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
No, we've talked about doing another cruise, and I still
think it'd be a good idea.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Oh no, no, I would not push back on that.
And I'm just saying we can't divulge anymore. No, oh
no until the book comes out one day. Yeah, oh
and it will, it will. I'm itching to write.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
That that as long as you're right, and that's perfect.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Oh, I'll write it. I'll write it.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
You can just sit back and do what I just did.
You sit back and talk.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, and uh yeah, I got more. We might have
to do uh to uh two parts.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
I don't know. It's everywhere putting out a docu series
already trying to sell to Netflix. Right, they're gonna go
Pat and Taco Burrito about what?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
And please know, those of you who who are please
tell us we cannot legally do so right now at
this point in our careers.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
No be a h our rear ends. We signed something
correct and d LS. That's what I was just thinking.
What's it called DA?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
So all right with that, Thank you for checking. But
that's the all of a cliffhanger.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Huh yeah, tut.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
When the book comes out, it'll be worth the waits.
It will be worth the waits, all right. Thank you
for checking out the off the air podcast from Lynching
Taco Show here one O one one, W J R
R and Orlando.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I don't know how we went down that rabbit, Hale.
I had so many different things to get into.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
You know how this thing rolls. We get started with something,
and you know, where you start off and where you
finish are usually two completely different.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Things, exactly.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
All right, have an awesome day and we'll talk again soon.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
See you
Well, hello there everybody. It's Pat Lynchin Taco Bob from
one O one one w jr R The Lynchin Taco
Show with the another exciting episode of Lynchin Taco's off
the air podcast, our weekly podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I was just reading something I like every now and
then read the comments that listeners listeners write listeners that
won tickets and this is from this morning's Metallica winner. Yeah,
it says, thank you so much, guys. You guys have
made my year. I've been trying to win these tickets
since you announced their concert. I've never had a chance
to see Metallica and it's on my bucket list. Thanks again.
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Having a fantastic day, Betsy.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Betsy, you won't be disappointed.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh they're gonna blow your socks off. I mean not literally, Betsy.
Don't worry. I don't want to trying to pack spare
socks or anything.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I was trying to figure out how many times I've
seen Metallica.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Dude, it had to be a lot, because even I've
seen them a lot, and you've seen them, Drupel. What
I have.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I get at least two dozen times, at least two
dozen times every year.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
At least I haven't seen that ninety definitely, but I
would say probably, shoot, there's another one, probably eight times.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Hell just on Injustice for All. I saw every date
in the States. I remember that back in eighty eight.
I think the year was the day I rolled through Florida.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I was talking to somebody just the other day and
we were talking about Welcome to Rockfelle coming up and
all the great bands, and then he's like, I had
to choose ac DC. This guy shoots shoots footage at concerts, right, yeah,
and never seen a CDC.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That that kind of blows that. I mean, he's he's like,
let's not confuse people here, though, we are not implying
that Metallica is at Rockville this year.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
They're not. They're not. We're just I was just saying that.
This gentleman and I were talking and he said, how
it stinks that ac DC is one of the same
nights as Rockville. Yeah, but he's choosing a CDC because
he's never seen him, which just blew me away, because
Pat he has shot photography. He's almost sixty years old,
and his shot photography at concerts for decades.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Well, ac DC hasn't toured here in nine years, so
I'm gonna go to that ACDC show, are you really?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, they're absolutely one of my favorite bands of all time.
You know that, I know, and uh yeah, I believe
it'll probably be the last chance to see them.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah, I didn't think of it like that, So I just.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Once, I'm playing out no disrespect to Rockville. I'm gonna
make it over for some some of the Rockville stuff.
But here goes. I just I was really hoping they
would have been part of the lineup and you could
have that would have been a little bit more convenient,
but you know.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Hey, hey there's reasons, I guess.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
So all right, we did not have time to get
to this or just didn't come up this morning. Interesting
situation involving one Lebron James of the Los Angeles Lakers.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
What would you talk about Lebron for our podcast?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Lebron has been in a slump of sorts lately with
the Lakers. Horrible shooting percentage, just not performing at the
level that you would expect from him. Now. Granted, he's
getting up there on the timeline as far as professional
athlete at a shelf life goes, but he's still, you know,
incredibly incredibly good at what he does. It's just he's
(03:40):
been off quite a bit lately.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Do you think it has something to do with Brony
having that too much of that out on his mind?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
So where we're at now, we get the news that
Lebron has stepped away from the Lakers for personal reasons
and has been granted that absence as an excused absence.
That's all we know that. That's that's all we know
right now. Will he be with the team when they
(04:08):
hit the plane to play their their next game. I
don't know. As of when we're doing this. That hasn't
been answered. Well, that's why that's what's being floated out
there now. Again, this is just it's just something interesting
to talk about in general. I'm not trying to single
(04:29):
him out right. Well, it's just an idea being floated
out there that perhaps, oh my god, what if he
is indeed, you know, involved with possibly being one of
the folks present during these infamous Diddy parties that have
we know, have taken place thereas the freak offs and
(04:52):
all that that stuff, and he knows it. So again,
we have no information to verify that, which this is
just being floated out there, and I just stopped and
thought about it for a second. You know what, you know,
we're we're not Lebron James. You're not Lebron James. But
(05:13):
if you had been present at something that was going
on and you knew that what was going on was well,
let's just say, not above board at all times, it
would probably sit in the back of your brain for
a while, right and you wouldn't even think about it.
You probably bury it in the deepest recesses until a
(05:34):
threat presented itself that that information might go public that
I could see where that might really really weigh on
someone quite heavily, whether you're Lebron James or just you know,
John Q citizen.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I mean, because there's all the stuff that would go
with that of if your wife didn't know, and that
all of a sudden.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Would never mind any of that. Just how about what
this diddy stuff's killing me? Is what I'm getting at again,
not singling out Lebron, I'm just saying, you know full
well there are huge names that were at these things,
and every single one of them it's got to be
(06:20):
freaking out.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah. I heard normal people just like us, normal dudes,
and uh it was Tom and Dan actually and and
I heard them talking and they're like, if we were
super super famous and whatever back in those days, we
would have been there. You if you were just you
(06:41):
had a chance to go to pee a party at
P Diddy's house, a you might not have known what
was going on, and the been like holy, but but
then you would have heard some wind of something, somebody
who had probably said, oh, you're in for some freaky shit.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Okay, which that's sure absolutely accurate on all fronts. Any
person would probably jump at the either, Oh my god,
to just associate yourself with somebody famous, you know, you
want to rub elbows with these people. It's just human nature.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Knowing now what would happen? We all say, well, of
course not, but back then.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
But what happens? What happens if you were at one
of these events. And again we're not singling out, no,
we're just if you're yourself, are put into something where
you know what's going on is wrong, all right, but
no one's ever gonna know, No one's ever gonna know.
And then years down the line, oh guess what all
(07:39):
this is gonna come out?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
If it's being videoed, people are gonna know, I mean,
put on your thinking cap to go back to an
elementary school line. I just.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Don't know what they're going to do to suppress this
info and for how long it's it's got to be
at that level.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Now.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I know a lot of you are probably going, well,
this is just the whole Epstein scenario, and to some
degree it is. That that's another list of folks that
you know, you've seen some names circulated, and we know
some folks who have you know, associated with that unsavory
guy who's no longer around, thank god.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Is that Chickstell around.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
And she's in prison?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, I know, I know she's.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
She's in prison still, But you know what I'm getting
at here, It's like you also, human nature is when
when something bad happens, you're you repress it, You repress it,
and you just don't think about it anymore. And at
some point that's where it resides anywhere until some you know,
(08:47):
scenarios like this percent I couldn't even imagine. I couldn't
even imagine.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
No, And there's so many people that were involved in
this stuff though.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Too right, And that's that's where I am just the
list almost has to come out, It almost has to
come out.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I thought it was. I don't know that. Somebody said, no,
I'm taking over now and putting this list out.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
No, no, no, no, no no. That's that's all, you know, posturing,
you know, for when you know there's changes with the
Justice Department and whatnot. As to see saying one saying
something and Ashley following three and doing it are two
completely different things. Will this list ever make the light
of day? I don't know, but uh it would certainly
(09:35):
and potentially could put a lot of people into a
different light. Shall we say?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Uh huh, I I have one, two, three, I have
four people in my head right now that I'm sure
we're there. Yeah, you know, while we're sitting here, it's
something that we talked about on the show earlier came up.
What's that remember when you were talking about, uh about
texts that people or receiving.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah, there's h if you are looking for a job
right now, actively looking for a job or not, yeah, Uh,
there's a new phishing scam that uh it's It's affecting
mainly folks who use Android devices. It'll come in the
form of an unsolicited job inquiry. Hey, you know we
heard you're looking for for whatever it may even try
(10:22):
to set up an interview or whatever. Don't blindly click
into those. There's some nasty stuff happening, and it's dropping
malware on your devices and burrowing in and next thing
you know, your whole you know, personal life could be compromised.
So just a heads up on that.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Another reason why I mentioned it. While we're sitting here,
I got one at ten out of three. What do
they want to Hello, excuse me, I'm Anna from USA.
And then it goes in to say check your background,
and uh, you're very qualified for a delete and report
as junk. See what I just did. People, if you're
watching on the just you's your brain. Somebody's just not
(11:01):
reaching out to you.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
So yeah, that's just just beware of that.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Be aware of that. But that that just popped up down,
I'm thinking I have an Apple phone and it's still
still happens.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Isn't amazing though? Everything All of these, a lot of
the ills of the day right now, all have this
in common, this little gadget. The capabilities of this little gadget.
As many good ones as there are, you could easily
argue there's equally a number of things that could potentially
(11:34):
wreck your world.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
And especially when you're super famous like that like Lebron. Know,
I'm saying at that caliber of any of those people,
because think about it. I could think of an instance
right here where somebody very important and very famous we
had a guest and that had video of partying, and
(12:00):
I was like, that could really fry fry that person. Yeah, yeah,
especially anyway.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah, uh huh could be uh an interesting you know
year coming up. I think we'll leave it to da
I want to just I want to be crystal clear here.
It's all illegen yes, not accusing Lebron or anybody else
for that matter, of having done anything wrong. It's just
an idea that's being floated out.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I saw somebody else use my alleged term.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
That's one of the most favorite legal terms in the world.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
It's not all encompassing as you might think, though.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I know it's not, but they used it in the
fashion that I do, and I was like, hey, wait,
that was a me thing well before.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Hey, I can't wait to talk to Jeff Kaufman next week.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Oh yeah, it's buddy. Buddy.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Dan Newell is being put up as the candidate for
ambassad Columbia Columbia. Right, Yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
That's it now, it But I think that I think,
I think he travels there obviously be prior.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
To this, well, I know because Jeff Jeff's that they've
done legal conferences and stuff down there, which again I
guess it's all starting to make sense here. I'm just
piecing this together. Dan newellan obviously one of the most
well known, high profile legal types in the central Florida area.
You can't go, you know, five minutes without seeing or
(13:41):
hearing Dan Newlan's name if you've got a TV or radio.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
On and a huge donor for Trump.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Correct, And this is just keeping in with what we've
seen so far is President elect Trump is rewarding people
who were loyal and supportive of him and are in
his eyes, good candidates for whatever positions have become available.
I'm guessing maybe you know, in a conversation between those two,
(14:10):
Dan made Trump aware of his affinity for Colombia and
maybe almost like that might be a good thank you
for him be an ambassador. And then he also cites
Trump cited his legal or his law background. It's a
sheriff's officer for twenty eight years, so and Obviously, with
(14:31):
the the situation with Colombia and the ongoing issues with
drugs and stuff, having someone in a law enforcement background
as an ambassador might also.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Be helpful down there, without doubt.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
So congratulate, right, good for him, man, good for him.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
So I thought the same thing as soon as I
saw the news, Kaufman, because they, as Pat said, they
do conferences together. They've Yeah, he's done some work.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
What of them, Jeff, to go down and stay at
the embassy. Do they have guest bedrooms and embassies.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I don't know they do at embassy suites.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
It's a little different.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Looking through my great breakfast buffet. Yeah, I told you
I had a coworker who'd just go every single day
and eat the buffet before work at a hotel. It
was in the vacation club industry. And this guy screamed,
vacation club you could just or time share you when.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
You can't be bothered, just to go get it, you know,
an egg McMuffin or something.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
No, yeah, you walk in with you know, your paper,
like you just got it from outside your room. You're
getting that buffet, you go, yep, I'm getting that a
whole continental breakfast for about seventy five cents whatever. The
paper wasn't mean the chances of them questioning, but I don't.
I didn't work with them long enough. You know. It
(15:58):
was like that industry was kind of like a in
and out for some people, a layover if you will, exactly.
And there were a handful of people that would be
there for a while.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
You lay over there actually in real time how many.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Weeks, Oh it's more than a week. I did.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
What was the one that you had that in our
time away here? That was only just a few was
you did something? It was only just that was insurance.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I think that was it was gonna be some insurance sale.
You know when you hear you just see the commercials
and here there's a few different ones. But you know
when you hear the commercials for uh for like oh yeah,
for if you're sixty five, if you're sixty you're you're
your salesperson, right, you can get this side insurance where yeah,
(16:45):
your medications are gonna be cheaper and you're gonna get
all these bonuses and bullshit like that. I got. I
went there and the guy knew that I was on
the radio. He's like, oh, I did radio out at
Disney and no, no, no, no, And and he was
talking about just being an announcer, like on a tram
or something maybe. So he's like, yeah, so you're gonna
(17:06):
go far. I can tell you did some public speaking. Yeah,
because you're gonna you're gonna go far. I can tell.
And I was like, yeah, I did tell if I'm
soliciting year, if we don't call it that anymore, well,
I did call center stuff. I said, like when I
was in high school and I used to kill it.
And and he said, and you know it was a
(17:26):
legit thing. It was for a carpet cleaning place. Can
I see if I've got the pitch down? Yeah, I
don't think they're still in business. I think google their.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Hold on, hold on, No, no, no, don't even tell me.
I'm gonna see if I can.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
I just don't want you to say their name if
they're still in business, right, I mean.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Well, there's a good chance there might be somebody under
that name that starts with a D.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Right, yep, Okay, uh, I go for it.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Okay, So this is Bob high school, was in high
school school, summer summer job.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
No, it's just a uh, what do you call it?
A OJT on job training.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
All right, all right, hello, there is this missus so
and so. This is Bob from Deluxe Carpet Cleaning. Uh,
just wanted to let you know we are in your
neighborhood this week working and offering our it's still fall
technically right for a few more days our fall carpet
Cleaning special, and would like to know if you would
(18:25):
like to schedule an appointment.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
You nailed it is that it The wording was not exact,
but to the effect of just insert whatever current season
it is and you're in the neighborhood working.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Hello, mister Anders, Yes, this is mister Anderson. Hey, I
said Andrews, but I'll go with Anderson because that's next
on the list. Mister Anderson, this is this is Bob
where with Deluxe Carpet Cleaning. We're working in your area
again this fall. They had the words, but again this
was a totally legit place, and my friend's parents had
(19:01):
their carpets cleaned with them and did the fall special
or the spring special. One time I looked over. I
don't know if that wasn't wasn't a deluxe carbon coat.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
The special is just what the price is always right,
they're just they're just marketing.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
It's like the cheaper than most other places.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
But but it's always the same thing year round, is
what I'm getting at you.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
You if you get this package, you're thrown an extra room.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Oh okay, maybe some some spot remover or something or
yeah repellent, spot repellent. We'll take care of you, gotcha.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
They call it the busy area.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Do you all clean high traffic are Do you all
do grout cleaning?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yes? We uh will clean your ass if you like.
But it wasn't that place. I worked at another place
for a for a minute or two in high school
that it was for the police athletic that kind of thing.
Oh it was. It was for special sho Olympics or
something like that.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Well that that remember that special It was on uh yeah,
on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
That's why I could totally relate on my holy cow,
that that whole what is it called police phone?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Just the whole I do not want to see exactly.
I don't want to disparage any charitable group. But what
it was was these these shady as hell solicitation centers
who were making phone calls on behalf of supposed law
enforcement charities. And there was.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
A very small portion going.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
There was a sliver of truth to the pitch, but
all at all, it was a ripoff scheme and they
took great pride in how hard they could rip people off.
What the hell was the name of that? It was
like a four part uh special.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
It was called it was called Uh Tell Tell Telemarketers,
was called workers.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yeah you're right, and uh based out of Jersey and
it's just you the stereotypical yeah dude.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
And it was almost like mobsters running it.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Hired anybody off the street. They were just willing to
sit in there and that you know boiler room for
you know however many hours and.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Just shist people and sitting there smoking weed, drinking beer.
All they're doing the thing. But anyway, one place that
we worked for, we were selling like trash bags and
stuff for some charity. And I remember sitting there and
hearing my buddy Cob because it was like myself Scott
Flower resume piece and uh and then Cob right, and
(21:38):
we all went in there because we had moved on
from something else in it we were just looking for
a job. That's when we almost went to work for
the butcher in uh, you know, the slaughter the slaughterhouse. Yeah,
but we wound up at this slaughterhouse and I hear
Cob leaving a message on somebody's answer machine. And the
guy's message says, oh, hey, it's Rodney. I know it
(22:01):
sounds like, all right, hey it's it's Stevie. Listen. I'll
give you anything, my car, my house, my MI this
just as long as you leave a message and an incomes, Cob,
he goes, you can keep all that shit. I just
want your wife spread eagle on the on the dining room.
This is a phone soliciting high schooler calling just some
(22:25):
average guy, and he's he goes, he goes, on, hell
of all that ship, I just want your wife spread
eagle on the dining room table. And all of a
sudden you hear the guy, because you can hear it
like through the phone, pick it up and go you.
Cob immediately hung up. We were let go from there
(22:47):
within three, within a day or two there. Yeah, And
but the Deluxe Carbacon all had a good run there.
The time share I did over an Ormond worked because
we were starting up a vacation club, right buddy, was
so start up? Yeah, it was, And so in order
(23:09):
to start it out. They're like, you guys, go watch
how they do it over here in Ormond. And we
got to stay in the condo and normand for like
three weeks to a month. That's when you and I
were talking with Q ninety six about going to work
there and for ninety six to five. And then from
there went out to the place where where the Davenport, Yeah,
where I became a balloonist, right, yes, yes, And that's
(23:32):
where we started up the Vacation Club. And I was
there for at least three months.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I think Davenport ground zero for all these calls you
hear about these party houses that get hijacked by a
bunch of teenagers and ragers get thrown. That was you
booking them.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Hot At was in the houses and we were like,
you can have one week a month. I remember walking
in and there was a full family in there sitting
at the breakfast table, had his shirt off that because
I didn't know they were they, I thought it was
vacant because we were supposed to be torn and I
like this, I said, we own all these houses. I said,
(24:12):
come on. So I opened the door and I go.
I see them from a distance and I go there
I mean half of them are like half naked sitting there.
It's a family because these houses, you know from the
news stories, are big as shit.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Right, They're big, old, like you know, four or five
bedroom houses.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Yeah. So there's a lot of people in it and
half for like half clothes. And I walk in with
a family and another family behind them. Because I'm taking
in a couple of families. I go oh, I said,
and I will go oh, I'm so sorry about that.
I hope you guys are having a great stay. I
(24:49):
think they own the place and just would rent it
out or something. And then some of them were just rented.
But I walked in right in a place on a
family can you imagine in your family vacation. And then
I played it off pat like it was my property. Yeah,
I'm just checking everything out. I go, you guys have
a lovely stay, and well, we'll see you later. Now
(25:11):
I was like, God, yeah, God, that was the one
with the tractor.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Uh, the Midwestern woman who was on the verge of
losing her farm and needed direly needed a new tractor
John Deere tractor. You had talked her out of purchasing
that to keep the farm up and running or no,
you you talked her into no, honey, listen, no get
contractor don't do this. You're gonna be so sorry.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
First off, you're embellishing a little.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
What it came down to was, Okay, he didn't call her, honey.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
We're sitting there. No, we're sitting there. She owned a farm.
She wasn't gonna lose the farm, but she was freshly divorced,
and she's like, you know what, I really think that
I need this vacation club for me. You know, I
just went through all that and it's time that I
start doing stuff for myself. And she's like, you could
tell she was putting a foot down, and she said it.
She said, you know, I love my kids and they
(26:03):
love the vacation too. So now I know she's got kids.
She's saying, I'm like, god, dude, I'm going to Hell
and Hamma. But I mean it was a legitimate, it
was a legit vacation. She was gonna get it. Just
it was she didn't know what she was getting suckered into.
Long term yeah plans. But so then I said, I go.
She said, yeah, you know, I was gonna use this
(26:24):
money on a new tractor for my farm, and I
she said, I think I think this is more important
to have a vacation because I'm having such a fun
vacation now and it's good for.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
The thing the moment man.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
And right, yeah, because that's what it is. Yeah, impulse
right there, ago, Oh I didn't bur up. Sorry, excuse me, there, go,
don't do it. She goes what I said, I said,
get your tractor. That said detractor is going to be important.
Now I'm trying not say it because you have bosses
that walk.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Around that are course sell it all costs.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Oh yeah, there, and they're they come in and they'll
do the clothes.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
He didn't you have Didn't you have a time share
that you got stuck in and couldn't get out of
or yeah, whatever whatever happened with.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
That rolled it into bankruptcy when we had to.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Do you were able to do that.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah. Really, I'll still every now and then, every now
and then get a call from somebody, and I just
handed to Kaufman and he calls him up and says,
because that was out of the country, right, it was Mexico.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Because their laws would be different there, so they could
still harass you.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
It was Pliadella remember I went there with listeners on
one of our one of our Mexican cruises. I went
there with Delta, Dave, Big Matt and and somebody else.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I just thought you could go and use the property
on a week that wasn't your week.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah, and they weren't really happy. Well, I sat down
at the bar and I go, yeah, I'll have the serves,
and you got it. I'm wasted, don't you know.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
I'm Bob from Deluxe Carpet Cleaning.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Listen, man, I'll clean your tile. We do grout. But no,
I was like sitting at this little bar and yeah,
I have a what would you guys like? And all
of a sudden he sends it down and somebody walks
up and goes, can we can we help you guys?
And I go, I have a timeshare here?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Oh really?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
What what? What? What?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
What villa are you in?
Speaker 2 (28:14):
No? I didn't know any I could barely even walk
back from there to go back to the whatever.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
The boat, Yeah, I know the points to get back to.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yeah that whatever the bar that we all went to,
or that we're doing. Senior, yeah, senior frogs. God, that
was a ship fast, I think, yeah, I think that
was the trip or that might have been a different cruise.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Actually that was the one that did us in.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah, that was that was anyway. I think that's probably
a good place.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
To kind of wrap this up, Taco before we uh
are a tempted to go places we shouldn't go.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
No, we've talked about doing another cruise, and I still
think it'd be a good idea.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Oh no, no, I would not push back on that.
And I'm just saying we can't divulge anymore. No, oh
no until the book comes out one day. Yeah, oh
and it will, it will. I'm itching to write.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
That that as long as you're right, and that's perfect.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Oh, I'll write it. I'll write it.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
You can just sit back and do what I just did.
You sit back and talk.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, and uh yeah, I got more. We might have
to do uh to uh two parts.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
I don't know. It's everywhere putting out a docu series
already trying to sell to Netflix. Right, they're gonna go
Pat and Taco Burrito about what?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
And please know, those of you who who are please
tell us we cannot legally do so right now at
this point in our careers.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
No be a h our rear ends. We signed something
correct and d LS. That's what I was just thinking.
What's it called DA?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
So all right with that, Thank you for checking. But
that's the all of a cliffhanger.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Huh yeah, tut.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
When the book comes out, it'll be worth the waits.
It will be worth the waits, all right. Thank you
for checking out the off the air podcast from Lynching
Taco Show here one O one one, W J R
R and Orlando.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I don't know how we went down that rabbit, Hale.
I had so many different things to get into.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
You know how this thing rolls. We get started with something,
and you know, where you start off and where you
finish are usually two completely different.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Things, exactly.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
All right, have an awesome day and we'll talk again soon.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
See you
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