December 19, 2024 • 34 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, what's going on. It's Pat Lynchin Taco Bob for
another exciting and riveting episode of Off the Air, our
weekly podcast from Lynch and Taco Show here on one
oh one one w j r R.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yes, riveting, exciting. This is technically our last off the
air podcast of the year.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
For twenty twenty four. It is, and we thought we'd,
you know, maybe you make it a full round table.
And here, of course, to those of you who might
be joining us as this happens in real time on Facebook, welcome,
jump in with anything you might want to add. But
our good buddy Paramore Brown is in studio. He indicated
to me a couple of weeks ago when he was
out of one of the football gigs. He said, hey, man,
(00:44):
you ever do those podcasts? He goes, I'd love doing that,
he said, come in. So yeah, once you come in
and well here he.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Is there, he is. Hello, He'll be with us tonight.
We're out for Thursday night football in Paramores doing a
promo for that, right.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Oh yeah, Satellite Palm Bay, Palma Bay. I was close.
I was close, well kind of.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, Palm Bay, some joint called Siggy's. I don't think
we have been to Siggy's before. Nope, I've heard of it,
but I don't think we have done an event there.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I'm googling malibarn malabar.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, see that word. I was trying to say.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Six to eight ahead of the the Broncos Chargers game.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, it looks pretty cool place, they h Somebody was
texting me saying they have certain menu items.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
We were like, oh yeah, great.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Siggy's American Bar is the place to go in Palm Bay.
Live music, great food, and good times voted best in
Barvard year after year. Siggi's American Bar has always been
the destination and choice for catching the latest local rock bands,
shooting pool darts, getting your bwo bob World order gear tonight.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Mm hm oh yeah, you know baby, it's gonna be
full of supply.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
So, uh Paramore, what before you know it? I mean
we are less than a week from Christmas, which you
got planned.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Uh me, I'm just gonna do my grandkids and then
I'm gonna disappear.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh grandkids?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
How many?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I got eight? I got three up in making Georgia,
and I got the rest of them here in Florida.
So I'm just gonna you know what I'm saying, take
care of him and the kids. They on their own.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Now, are you going to drive up to making to
see those grandchildren? Are you just gonna send them something
or Amazon?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Amazon?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
All right? No, I like that.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Guys. I haven't done one lick of Christmas shopping yet,
none none.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Will we see him next year?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Uh huh, well my wife might take out I have done.
I bought something, but technically my wife did it with
my credit card for her and the girls, a yoga
plan that I got for them every year, and my
credit card had updated, and I was really busy doing stuff,
and I was like, I gotta get this done before
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what here's the credit card And I gave it to
her so that I didn't even think about it. But
what a dick move for her own and the kid's
Christmas gift.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
But then I'm gonna go get her another gift card today.
You already got all yours done.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Paramount, Yes, I got everything done. I got uh well,
I got a little touchy little stockings to fill up.
And that's five and below. So you know what I'm saying, Like,
I'll go to five and low get some trucks and
some automatic you know, stuff and put it in the
stockings and that's a wrap.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I think you called them touchies. I think they're called chachies.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Okay, yeah, split hairs on I know, well I.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Was gonna split hairs. I don't know it's called five
below five and below.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
But that what I said.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Man, he's been a grammatical stickler this morning.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Hey you know what I'm saying. Like, but no, that's
how be talking to hood. I can't. It is what
it is.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Oh so paramour. Last last time you joined us here,
you had just officially come on as a member of
the promo team here. Yes at iHeartMedia Orlando. Now you've
been on board for a few months at this point,
and we've seen you at many a gig. Now is
how's the process coming along assimilating in Well?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yes, yes, yes, I'm learning the ups and downs and
I'm learning people. But do I got to learn more
people because I've been Uh, I'm getting a little stigma
of being a security guard versus awesome promo guy. But
don't it gett like it be a little security guard
because I like to watch and make sure that people
are doing stuff. You know, everything's safe and everything going smooth.
(04:34):
So you know what I'm saying, I watch a lot,
you know what I'm saying. But do I also do
what I need to be doing. But I also watch
a lot.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Oh, so you're you're kind of getting a stigma that
people are thinking you're a security guard instead of that
an enforcer.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Okay, seem to hit that part.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
And with the enforcer, he actually I got wind that
he he was he was supposed to only like a
couple people in this special area of the event you
were doing it that he was doing.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Okay, and for another station. I'm gathering this is the
first I've heard of this.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yes, it was for another station. And he didn't let
the lead sponsor in.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, okay, hold, but let's let's dive into this all
right question A right questions? Yes, sir, what were you
instructed as far as uh security purposes to do or
not do? What? What were you told to do? In
black and white?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Hello, h let this person in, let this person in,
and let this girlfriend in and nobody else. So I
got a list of short list and I said, okay,
no problem. And the shalt list did not include the
yeah the lady from the court listen. It didn't include her.
So when she came to the door and stuff, and
she said who she was and everything, and I told her,
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I said, excuse me, ma'm but you gotta wait until
about seven or five or something for I let you in.
And I closed the door on him. And then about
about six seven minutes later, Russ get a phone call.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Oh okay, now I've done. It's all coming together. This
was a gig for Okay.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
He gets a phone call and he says like, oh,
the lady here for the sudden such and something. I
wouldn't let her in. You know what I'm saying. I
walked up to himself. Oh it was me, my bag.
I apologize.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
So he made that a spectacle on air, I'm assuming right, yes, yes, yeah,
so he.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Just had fun with him.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, but you know what I'm saying. It all worked
good because I get I got to talk to him.
I talked to one on one because the coalition is
right off for paramore on the homeless yees. Yeah, so
you know what I'm saying, Like, and she talked to
me real good. And I guess one of the mayor
assistant was there and she was talking to him and
they trying to get more land for the homeless people
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because there's a lot of people living in tents on
Paramore and I have never ever seen it before.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
And well there's new laws that you can't just be
sleeping out on the public streets and public right away anymore.
So there it's a dilemma not only here but in
lots and lots of places. You know what to do.
So you got to find more housing.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
And for those that don't know Paramore obviously Paramore Brown
is his name. Well, yeah, he grew up there and
still live. You still live technically Paramore.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
No no written. Now, I don't stay in Orlando, but
I do. I go over there because I got family
member and plus I have I know, people deaths. You
know what I'm saying, Like on the edge of you know,
I still stop buying and give him care package like yeah,
some coffee, ham and spam. You know, make sure that
you know Lightfield Hill something like that.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
That's what I was getting at is that he does
a lot for the community and church and everything else.
So you meeting up with the lead person for the
Coalition for the homeless in Paramore, that's the irony there.
It's like, hey, there's somebody shining it down to make
that happen. So it's cool, very cool.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah, So everything worked out, Yes, sir, Yes, sir, everything
worked out real good. You know what I'm saying. But
at the same time, you know what I'm saying, just
like reinforce that stigma of you know what I'm saying,
Because went to Mount Door and the two DJs there
they said basically the same thing. Lady said, Oh I
never felt so much safe. Then Paramo was here. I'm like, okay,
(08:25):
and I had on the big dust.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
He's he's a big intimidating black fellow.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
It's good that it's good that they're thinking that your
security guard, because if shit goes sideways, you're not going
to deal with it anyway. You are kind of there
to help. That's not your job title.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
No, no, no no, But you know, man, I'm good
at two things. I'm real good at two things. That's
providing and protecting. So you know what I'm saying, Like
it's something do go sideways. My first thing is to
get people the safety. So you know what I'm saying,
at what costs, whatever cost it takes to stop.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
It, maybe some of that will rub off on fight
or flight Bob over here.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Not a chance.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Do you know about that paramony?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
No, no, no, no, no, I'm listening though.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
When things go sideways, I go.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Out first at all costs. I witnessed it. This is
a legendary story on the history of us as buddies
and partners and just crap that's happened over the years.
There was a legit fire alarm that went off many
years ago. And when I say legit, I emphasize that
(09:30):
because there is a point where it seemed like these
alarms are going off every other week, and they made
us go through this, and it was all in error,
almost always in error or whatever, and they never could
quite track down what was going on. On the one
time that there was actual there was a fire that
(09:51):
set off the alarm, and everybody truly did need to
get out of the building in a safe and orderly manner.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
And you could, I mean you could smell the smoke
and see it, yeah, from the fire, So you're like,
oh no, this is like the real deal.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
He he hits the stairwell and I swear to God,
barreled and right over everybody in front of him to
be the first one out the door. Downstairs.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
The same stairwell that's right. Let me see where we're
sitting right now, the one that's right over here, the
back stairwell. And I went down that's that cement stairwell.
And once I got past people, I knew how to
get down it super quick because I used to run
down there to smoke when I did nights. So that's
why I wanted to get to the front. I wasn't burning,
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and I would grab the rail halfway down and jump
and then run. And I actually jumped over somebody's shoulder
on one of the top levels, and that's why I
was like, I'm getting I am not going to burn
up in a building, and so no, no, just I
(11:00):
was ready to dance everybody's phobia, that's wed. And then
at the end of the day, I when I made
it down there, I was first out, and you know what,
I held the door for a couple of people so
I could say I was amazing. I was being.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Chivalrous standing outside, come on.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Down, hello, looking up for windows to break and having
to dive out.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Of the way, you know, he step back in.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Then we did it on a plane too. We won't
go into the whole plane story, but we were in
charge of the We were in charge of the escape door.
You know, the one where you pull the door out
and throw it and the big rubber shoe comes down down. Yeah.
I liked Pat when they said, you know the drill, right,
ladies and babies, for ladies and children, first, help.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
You pull, twist, throw the thing out. The safety shoot
will deploy, and then you help the women and children
get to safety. And then you too, hop.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
On and yeah, last one on, the last one on that.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Now, keep in mind, we're sitting in the emergency aisle, yes,
schnockered out of our minds, which you're not supposed to
sit there if you've been consuming alcohol.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
That's the nineties, which is still.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
You know that. So and then you know what, Yeah,
they served us drinks on the plane too, while we
were sitting in there.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
So what again, it was the nineties. They always serve
you drinks if you're sitting there. They don't give them
any rules to stop that shit, because you're gonna be miserable.
I told, I told Pat. When the lady walked away
and we've got our head down between our knees, I
look over Paramoire like this and I go, heye, Pat,
(12:42):
he's kind of freaking out.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
And we actually did have an emergency landing where this hat.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah, we don't want to go into that.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
We don't need to tell that whole story again, but
he was definitely an emergency landing. There was a problem
with the plane, a big problem, and there was a
potential that it wouldn't go smooth and we would have
to do the emergency exit for seizure. One story short,
the pilot stuck the landing and we were fine. Yeah, hell,
but be prior to I.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Look at pat when they're yelling, heads down between you
and her knees. He's praying.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I said, Hey, dude, just had a kid.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah, I know he was praying. He didn't want to
lose his wife and brand new child.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Hate dude, I didn't want them to lose me.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
He said, You realize when we throw that door out,
I'm gonna grab like one lady maybe and haul ash.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
The legend of fighter there.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Hey, at least he consistent, and it's true, but he'd
be one less person to worry about. See, you know
what I'm saying, because I know that he's begne so
you know what I'm saying. Like, So that's one less safely.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I know that guy. I know he did.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying, So you know, like boom,
it's like you know, like if you like, I got
seven daughters, so you know what I'm saying. The first
thing I tell him to do. I say, when I
tell you to do something in the emergency situation, you
do it. I don't care what it is. If I
tell you to run to the exit, you run to
the exit. You don't stay there and try to help me,
or you don't stay there and my wife, Oh my god.
I used to tell my wife this and I turn
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around and she'd be right there like like what you
gonna do? I'm finna die here because I'm trying to
save you, you know what I'm saying. And I turn
around and you're still there, like who's gonna take kids?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Paramourn on the note that you having seven girls was there?
And we've talked about that you have seven daughters that,
which is amazing. Was there ever a point where you
got three four daughters in and your wife tells you
she's pregnant again and you just go, this has got
to be a boy, right, this has got to be
a boy. And then boom, here comes another girl.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Hello, every one of them, every one of them. I
thought it was a boy. But then you know what
I'm saying, Like, and then my chem folks and my love.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
When did you finally decide? I ain't even gonna test
number eight? I ain't just done.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
No. My wife had a C section and she went
like she didn't go flatline, but her bood pleasing and
everything dropped down alert and to give some adrenaline. And
then in the sea section they wouldn't let me look,
and the guy kept pushing me down. I kept trying
to look. I said, hey, you touch me again, we're
gonna have some problems because that's my wife. To a doctor, yeah,
(15:12):
so and so you know what I'm saying. I looked
up and they pulling a stomach out and her kidneys
and all that stuff and killed the baby. And know,
but that's my wife, So hey, I gotta do what
I gotta do. So on the next one she flatlined
and they had to bring her back and stuff, and
then the doctor said, he said, hey, look, I know
y'all want to have more kids and stuff like that that,
but it's too dangerous. Yes, way too dangerous.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
That was it.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah. Uh huh. So I went to the doctor and
I got cut. Okay, Yeah, you're fine, Okay after girls, yeah,
uh huh yeah yeah, so taco, he said I'd smell cracked.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Sorry back in the day, he used to. He's been
clean and sober for years and years and years. Don't
use any bout language.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Sea section, dude, if that was one thing, I never
brought it up with my wife. When she was pregnant
with our one and only child, I had it in
the back of my mind. Oh God, please let this
just be a straight ahead, normal, you know, you know,
traditional type birth. Because if they say it's going to
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be a C section, there ain't no way in hell
I'm gonna be able to look at that. They'd be
I would fall over and they would have to probably
be you know, reviving me there and the delivery.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
No. Yeah, I mean because they sit you down at
her head level and the bed is jacked up so
that they can work, you know what I'm saying, Because
they got to do all the stuff. So I'm trying
to get up like this, I.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Can say that blocked with like a little blue thing.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yeah. So I'm trying to see and that guy beside me.
You know, he keep pushing me down, and I say,
hey man, you don't take your hand on you're going
We're gonna have some problems to him. You know what
I'm saying, Like he looking at me all crazy, so
you know he let me look up and stuff because
you know what I'm saying. But you know they had
to move this s thumb and they had to move and.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
This is as bad as happen.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Well no, no, no, because somebody in him love to
describe I say kind of like borderline morbid. You know
what I'm saying, Like when the wood chip and stuff.
You know what I'm saying, like, Yeah, I think Pat
loved them thirst. I think it happened again. I think
he loved these thirs.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Okay, it's talking about the it happened again stories. When
somebody loses their life on the job site.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Horrific, horrific, Uh, meet your maker on a job situation.
I think what he's asking here is why am I okay?
And why are we okay? Talking about that type stuff.
But when it comes to something natural like having a
child born via sea section, you become a pussy off
of a sudden. You can't don't want anything to do
with it?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Is that what you're asking at that point?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Okay, you make a good point.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Okay, well I don't want to know about the sea section.
I feel for any of you ladies listening that have
had one by more power to you. I know that
you know, supposedly you can't feel it, but I know
afterwards you do. And and back in the day, the
scars that were left were pretty extensive. Now it's like,
(18:09):
I mean, it's.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Pretty yeah, yeah, they basically, you know what I'm saying,
like they butterfied it up and they put some kind
of stuff in.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
And stop cringing.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
They ain't putting stuff in them.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
To be clear, though, paramore, if I had I don't
want to see anyone go through a wood chipper either.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Okay physically see it.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah, but I'll talk about it having happened all day
long for show material. And if that seems shallow.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
No, no, no, they don't seem shadow But it seemed like,
you know, like the gross, the uglies. The more you
talk about it and be like, okay.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Car crash, oxy moron, he's saying.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I get it. You know, you're right, you make a
good point. It's valid listen.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
But in Lynch's defense and my we will not talk
about and it happened again if it's right here in
our listening area, because we just had one last week
and we're like, somebody texted in about it, and I said,
we don't do that because we know that family members
are probably listening. Hell that pe So can I tell
(19:18):
you about my Christmas party?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Mishap Christmas party? Mishappened is what happened.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah, so last actually a week ago today, last Thursday,
we had my buddy's Christmas party. It was like, you know,
friends of the office and he's a lawyer and friends
of the office, and then and then friends that have
been friends for a long time. I went to high
school and middle school with his wife, so my wife
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and I went. I checked out what the bar was
called ahead of time, and then threw it my ways
typed in the name, and I want to say the
name of the bar. It would make it super funny. Actually,
because it was such a moron. It makes I move
even dumber. But I put in the name of the
bar and we go, we're heading downtown and it's at
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a place I could probably say the name of the bar.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Why wouldn't you be able to say the name.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Because anyway, he's a lawyer. I told you right, So
where was the name of the parties at sidebar?
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Okay? You know what sidebars?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
A legal term? Remember sidebars?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yeah, we have a sidebar.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Please, so listen. I never heard that.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I yeah, yeah, So I gotta watch more Lost shows
on TV. You'll hear it.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
All you've been in a lot of loss.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
I was shocked he'd never heard that.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
No, I never heard this. So listen to this.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I walk, we drive downtown, pay the parking and ten
dollars parking don Orange Avenue in downtown. The sidebar all right, cool,
we're walking down. There's some guy yelling us that he's
Jesus and he really needs us to come over, and
this and that, and then we start screaming about abortion
and all the crazy ship you see downtown. Now hello,
and this is just I'm going, oh my god. So
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I'm telling my wife I'm going speed up because this
guy is he's crazy and he's coming closer and closer,
and it stinks.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
You know.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
The guy's homeless and gone through a lot. He's just
out of his you know, So we escape that dude.
Make it down and walk up and there's the sidebar,
so we you know, walk in, open the door, and
guy checks my wife's purse for a gun because you know,
with the new new laws nowadays, and then you know,
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frisks me and I'm like, yeah, dude, I said anything
to be safe. And then we look in the bar
and it's all people sitting there smoking hookahs and we're
the only white two in there. So we walk into
the sidebar thinking okay, cool, So walk up and I go, hey,
where's a I said, is a Christmas party? Like in
(21:54):
a side room or and he goes, I don't know
about any Christmas party. And we're walked fucking buy and
everybody's looking at us like this going I got my
cute little wife with me, and here I am going, hey,
how are you? And walk back and he goes to GM.
Knows GM was the nicest guy ever googled for us.
Then I go I go hey, I said, I said,
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where's the the party? And he said what do you?
Speaker 3 (22:21):
What do you?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I said, the Christmas party has said And then in
this back room right here, I guess, he goes, we
don't have a Christmas party here tonight turns out the
name of my buddy's office. A lawyer's office is sidebar
because well, he so.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
The party was actually at his office.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Yes, So now my wife is immediately beating at me. Right, well,
why would you just put it in? Why did you
put the address in? I said, because if you use weight,
I said, first off, don't even start yelling at me,
because I did nothing wrong.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Can I ask one question at this point before you
give lose? His office even downtown, Yes, it's town. I've
made it that far.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
It's an ivan home. But we're in downtown on Orange
ab And I said, don't even start. I said, we
got to go right by this homeless guy again, screaming
about babies and that he wants an anti boy and
all this stuff. I said, And I just paid ten
bucks for the thing. I go, let's just not talk
about it. She goes, well don't you just put She goes,
why didn't you just put the address? Said? I said,
(23:29):
I use ways all the time. You don't, I said,
I just you put the name of the place and
it goes and it went to a place that was
called and I was correct. So yeah, yeah, so I
could have hit the hookah. Wow, Yeah, that hookah. Yeah.
So I was just like walked into the place, and
my wife at least reminded me when my blood pressure
(23:51):
was really high. She said, we're sitting there looking at
Lake Iola because that's where his his office, or Lake Ivanhoe,
that's where his office is. We're looking and parked and
looking at the lake. And I just said, okay, just remember,
we gotta let this go quick going, and she said, well,
at least we have a good story. So then we
(24:11):
went in and told the story and people thought we
were handicapped.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
On Hey, hey, but at least it caught you to
be fashionably late.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Oh god, no, but I wanted to go. It was
my buddy Hank. He was, you know, like fun is
a fun party, and but being late on a Thursday night,
we have to work the next door.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
I gotcha, But yeah it was. It was a great party.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
And the uh, we were an hour and a half late,
even though it was right downtown because we were already
running late anyway.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
And then dude, then y'all white. I mean, dude, I mean, hey.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
That was a parent when I walked in the first part,
But what do you mean you all are white?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
No, but an hour and a half late.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Are you saying that like white.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
People use that all punctual?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Oh I gotcha.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, who's not punctual? Usual?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Oh yeah yeah me.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah. But you're here the second we asked you to
be here for you.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
But I'm kind of like almost like conditioned to do
that because I got seven dollars and a white I have.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Black people are late hello.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Yo, yes, oh yes, you tell us. Oh yeah, the
party started at two thirty, and we function in that. Okay,
two thirty, want nothing, bet nobody be drunk, and the
food to be not there yet because half the people
bring in the good food is not there yet, so
we and it might be too hot because say eight
times I ten is outside, so we'll say like, oh,
let's get there about four o'clock or full thirty.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
That's some good math, you know what I'm saying. He's
got a great point. People are not going to be
right on time for a party and then you don't
get the good food.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
What what what? What's for something like a wedding?
Speaker 3 (25:52):
No, you're late for the same thing, same thing, same thing.
That's why they have so right. Like like when me
and my wife got my first time we got married,
she had to bail me out of thirty third. But
that's another thing. But the second of the not the
second wedding, but you know when you have another wedding,
you know. She yeah, yeah, that part, that part, you
(26:14):
know what I'm saying. And we did it at night,
you know what I'm saying. So you know, I had
to go pick up my daddy and my daddy he
was still alive then, so I had to go pick
him up and then uh he was and yeah, he
could make it, so you know what I'm saying, Like,
I had to come back and then it started raining
and pouring and so you know what I'm saying, Like
it was right there on Paramoust, So I had to
come in and side doing stuff, and she was, you
know what I'm saying, worried about me, and she couldn't
(26:36):
get dressed and stuff. So then I'm there, But then
I got to wait for her to get dressed, and
then her bi, her bride grooms and stuff. They all like,
you know, all them trying to do fifteen things at
one time, you know what I'm saying. So we had
to sit there and wait for like another forty five minutes,
and then the wedding post had started at six something,
but then started until about nine o'clock. You know, yeah, yeah,
(26:59):
yeah at night.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Paramore brown Our guests this week on the Lynchit Taco
Off the Air podcast.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
I'm just gonna tell you straight up, I love you, Paramore.
But if I'm at anybody's wedding that's supposed to start
at six or six thirty even and it doesn't start
till nine, I am out at seven point fifteen. Just
for the fact of when you go to the wedding
and you're sitting there waiting and waiting in the church
or wherever, Pat, what are you immediately saying?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
No? How long until we get to the reception to
have some cold beers?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, dude. The one time I had where a wedding
started late, it was a beach wedding in a hot month.
Oh god, no, So we're they usher us all out
to this beach, all right, the ceremony is about to start,
and everybody's you know, we're It was casual, thank goodness,
(27:51):
but you still were dressed halfway halfway decent and sitting
there on the beach, not a lick of shade anywhere,
and nothing's happening. And you just look around and everybody
starting to pour sweats and we're still waiting, and we're waiting.
Next thing, you know, Oh, here here comes the folks
from the hotel and bottles water.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
These people are closing going on here.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Finally, just right when everybody's really starting to contemplate just
getting up and going back inside, they finally started it,
like good lord, Yeah, I snuck right off of that bar.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Hey, but one more thing that I that AI. I
am not laking AI. I know it's totally left I
just went to left field. I just left the whole conversation.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Youve been listening to Taco No the same way. He's
terrified of artificial intelligence.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Yeah, I've been. I mean I've been looking for Sarah
Conna's number because I got I got to call him.
I'm gonna have to call him.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
What has scared you about, aid Sarah Connor? Yeah, he's
afraid of the terminator. What. What's what happened with you?
Have you a personal experience a bad oh?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Because what if we're talking right now, we're talking right now,
and then I get online for something you know what
I'm saying, like like like the Amazon advertising. Yeah, but
i didn't know.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
It's always listening, man, anything with anything with a microphone
is always listening. You got to know these things.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
For those for those that are just listening to the
podcast and can't see they're both holding up their phones.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yeah, I mean like these things may him.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
I mean like, but paramore, paramore, you know you love
best Buy and a nice pair of speakers from there. Yeah,
way about ten.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yeah, yeah, but at to see a daygo now. I've
turned it on now and it's gonna boom boom speakers.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
The only thing that sucks about that this This is
where I get into trouble because I'm always, like, you
bring up best Buy. I'm always looking at gadgets. So
if my wife happens open up, know our our communal
email at home, I'm getting spammed all of a sudden
with all stuff. And then eventually she'll go, so what
(30:09):
do you what do you contemplating buying? Yeah? And she
I called. I recently bought a new gadget and I
got out ahead of it, and I just flat out
told her, because the stuff was popping up left and right,
that I've been researching it. So I just hit her
up with it. I say, hey, I want to get whatever,
and she just looks at me and.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Okay, yeah, yeah, that's your thing. I mean, chicks get
nails done and haircuts and all these different things.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
But that what he brings up though, that's the part
where you can't clandestinely anymore.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Just kind of this stuff.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I've said it forever, I know.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
I mean, it's not just with Ai.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
It's been doing it well before that paramount Birding advertising.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Like Pat said, yeah, true, but though in my previous life,
four or five previous life, this him with his son.
Everybody in the prisons, not everybody in pon.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
That's why where you think burner phones came from. Man,
that's that's that's why everybody has burners. Now, if you're
doing what you're not supposed to be doing.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
In the hood, we don't use Bern a phone in
the hood. We don't use Bern a phone.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
They show that in the movies are all wrong?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Then no, because they don't show Bern a phone in
the hood. Did that be like some Cleindale's something like
Jane bonn a Jason.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Phones in the hood all the time, and the show
trug dealers and stuff. I don't want all that out
in the open.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
You see it in shows like that's what I'm saying.
He's not saying it, but Paramore is saying, in the real.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Hood, you might you might want to hook up with
some production companies and let them know they're getting it
all wrong.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
But and then all of a sudden, uh yeah, the
fellas don't like that because yeah, yeah, what about pagers
pages the same thing. We used to have beepers up?
Yeah yeah, So the cat gave me a beeper one time,
and this is true stir and so the deeper thing
went off, and I'm looking at it. I'm just saying, like, okay,
So I hit the button. I said, okay, he'll call
(32:05):
me back. I didn't know I call Yeah, I going out, Okay,
he'll call me back. He didn't know what and the
guy looked at him. Guy said, hey, man, I beat
you about five to six times.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
You gotta called me when I called.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
I said, hey what, no no, yeah, yeah yeah. People
didn't talk to me like that. No no, no, no, no
no no no. I said, hey man, I pressed the button.
He said, you don't know how to work with people.
I said, nah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
He probably should have explained that to you when he
first handed.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Yeah, but you know what I'm saying a lot of
people automatically expect that if you at a certain level,
that you already know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
So it was this beeper involved in the days when
you weren't on the straight and narrow. Hell okay, okay, okay. Yeah,
So now he straightened you all out from that Moving forward, you.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
I just still don't use it. I still in using yeah,
and phone calls back in them days was a time.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
So you know what I'm saying, pull up that.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Yeah, And that's why he said, when you said, did
did the guy I get on you and set you straight?
He goes, oh no, no, because because he was way
up above him in the feeding of the drug deal. Yeah,
that's when he started out. Remember Patty says, these things
back in the day would have gotten a lot of
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people to jazz.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Yeah. So you know what I'm saying, Like, and now,
but I look at it now, it's like, like, dude, sarahanas.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
All right, I think we're done enough nonsense for this
week and for this year for that matter. Final Off
the Air podcast at twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yes we are done. I was looking at Siggy's what
they have at Siggi's American Bar in Palm.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Bay football pre game tonight six State.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
I was looking at the menu, Pat, they have cheese curds?
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Do they have black Man steak?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Uh? Do you mean chicken wings?
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Okay, yeah, of course they've got chicken fingers. They got those.
You want wings? Specifically, they got fried mushroom on the
app traditional wings, ten wings, Oh, pretty affordable, ten wings,
twenty wings, fifty one hundred. You want to look for mushrooms,
fried mushroom? I can't. They got tots uh fried mushrooms.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Damn hungry?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
I know?
Speaker 1 (34:18):
All right? All right, Hey, thanks for checking out Lynching
Taco's Off the Air podcast. Paramore Brown, thanks for being
our special guest this week. Thank you for having me.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
All right.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
I hope everybody has a great holiday season. Merry Christmas,
Happy Honika Kwans. Whatever it is you celebrate or don't celebrate,
enjoy some time over the.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Next few weeks.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
And happy New Year as well. All right.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
So yeah,
Hey, what's going on. It's Pat Lynchin Taco Bob for
another exciting and riveting episode of Off the Air, our
weekly podcast from Lynch and Taco Show here on one
oh one one w j r R.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yes, riveting, exciting. This is technically our last off the
air podcast of the year.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
For twenty twenty four. It is, and we thought we'd,
you know, maybe you make it a full round table.
And here, of course, to those of you who might
be joining us as this happens in real time on Facebook, welcome,
jump in with anything you might want to add. But
our good buddy Paramore Brown is in studio. He indicated
to me a couple of weeks ago when he was
out of one of the football gigs. He said, hey, man,
(00:44):
you ever do those podcasts? He goes, I'd love doing that,
he said, come in. So yeah, once you come in
and well here he.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Is there, he is. Hello, He'll be with us tonight.
We're out for Thursday night football in Paramores doing a
promo for that, right.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Oh yeah, Satellite Palm Bay, Palma Bay. I was close.
I was close, well kind of.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, Palm Bay, some joint called Siggy's. I don't think
we have been to Siggy's before. Nope, I've heard of it,
but I don't think we have done an event there.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I'm googling malibarn malabar.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, see that word. I was trying to say.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Six to eight ahead of the the Broncos Chargers game.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, it looks pretty cool place, they h Somebody was
texting me saying they have certain menu items.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
We were like, oh yeah, great.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Siggy's American Bar is the place to go in Palm Bay.
Live music, great food, and good times voted best in
Barvard year after year. Siggi's American Bar has always been
the destination and choice for catching the latest local rock bands,
shooting pool darts, getting your bwo bob World order gear tonight.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Mm hm oh yeah, you know baby, it's gonna be
full of supply.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
So, uh Paramore, what before you know it? I mean
we are less than a week from Christmas, which you
got planned.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Uh me, I'm just gonna do my grandkids and then
I'm gonna disappear.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh grandkids?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
How many?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I got eight? I got three up in making Georgia,
and I got the rest of them here in Florida.
So I'm just gonna you know what I'm saying, take
care of him and the kids. They on their own.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Now, are you going to drive up to making to
see those grandchildren? Are you just gonna send them something
or Amazon?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Amazon?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
All right? No, I like that.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Guys. I haven't done one lick of Christmas shopping yet,
none none.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Will we see him next year?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Uh huh, well my wife might take out I have done.
I bought something, but technically my wife did it with
my credit card for her and the girls, a yoga
plan that I got for them every year, and my
credit card had updated, and I was really busy doing stuff,
and I was like, I gotta get this done before
(03:01):
what here's the credit card And I gave it to
her so that I didn't even think about it. But
what a dick move for her own and the kid's
Christmas gift.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
But then I'm gonna go get her another gift card today.
You already got all yours done.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Paramount, Yes, I got everything done. I got uh well,
I got a little touchy little stockings to fill up.
And that's five and below. So you know what I'm saying, Like,
I'll go to five and low get some trucks and
some automatic you know, stuff and put it in the
stockings and that's a wrap.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I think you called them touchies. I think they're called chachies.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Okay, yeah, split hairs on I know, well I.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Was gonna split hairs. I don't know it's called five
below five and below.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
But that what I said.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Man, he's been a grammatical stickler this morning.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Hey you know what I'm saying. Like, but no, that's
how be talking to hood. I can't. It is what
it is.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Oh so paramour. Last last time you joined us here,
you had just officially come on as a member of
the promo team here. Yes at iHeartMedia Orlando. Now you've
been on board for a few months at this point,
and we've seen you at many a gig. Now is
how's the process coming along assimilating in Well?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yes, yes, yes, I'm learning the ups and downs and
I'm learning people. But do I got to learn more
people because I've been Uh, I'm getting a little stigma
of being a security guard versus awesome promo guy. But
don't it gett like it be a little security guard
because I like to watch and make sure that people
are doing stuff. You know, everything's safe and everything going smooth.
(04:34):
So you know what I'm saying, I watch a lot,
you know what I'm saying. But do I also do
what I need to be doing. But I also watch
a lot.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Oh, so you're you're kind of getting a stigma that
people are thinking you're a security guard instead of that
an enforcer.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Okay, seem to hit that part.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
And with the enforcer, he actually I got wind that
he he was he was supposed to only like a
couple people in this special area of the event you
were doing it that he was doing.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Okay, and for another station. I'm gathering this is the
first I've heard of this.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yes, it was for another station. And he didn't let
the lead sponsor in.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, okay, hold, but let's let's dive into this all
right question A right questions? Yes, sir, what were you
instructed as far as uh security purposes to do or
not do? What? What were you told to do? In
black and white?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Hello, h let this person in, let this person in,
and let this girlfriend in and nobody else. So I
got a list of short list and I said, okay,
no problem. And the shalt list did not include the
yeah the lady from the court listen. It didn't include her.
So when she came to the door and stuff, and
she said who she was and everything, and I told her,
(05:54):
I said, excuse me, ma'm but you gotta wait until
about seven or five or something for I let you in.
And I closed the door on him. And then about
about six seven minutes later, Russ get a phone call.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Oh okay, now I've done. It's all coming together. This
was a gig for Okay.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
He gets a phone call and he says like, oh,
the lady here for the sudden such and something. I
wouldn't let her in. You know what I'm saying. I
walked up to himself. Oh it was me, my bag.
I apologize.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
So he made that a spectacle on air, I'm assuming right, yes, yes, yeah,
so he.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Just had fun with him.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, but you know what I'm saying. It all worked
good because I get I got to talk to him.
I talked to one on one because the coalition is
right off for paramore on the homeless yees. Yeah, so
you know what I'm saying, Like, and she talked to
me real good. And I guess one of the mayor
assistant was there and she was talking to him and
they trying to get more land for the homeless people
(06:55):
because there's a lot of people living in tents on
Paramore and I have never ever seen it before.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
And well there's new laws that you can't just be
sleeping out on the public streets and public right away anymore.
So there it's a dilemma not only here but in
lots and lots of places. You know what to do.
So you got to find more housing.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
And for those that don't know Paramore obviously Paramore Brown
is his name. Well, yeah, he grew up there and
still live. You still live technically Paramore.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
No no written. Now, I don't stay in Orlando, but
I do. I go over there because I got family
member and plus I have I know, people deaths. You
know what I'm saying, Like on the edge of you know,
I still stop buying and give him care package like yeah,
some coffee, ham and spam. You know, make sure that
you know Lightfield Hill something like that.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
That's what I was getting at is that he does
a lot for the community and church and everything else.
So you meeting up with the lead person for the
Coalition for the homeless in Paramore, that's the irony there.
It's like, hey, there's somebody shining it down to make
that happen. So it's cool, very cool.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah, So everything worked out, Yes, sir, Yes, sir, everything
worked out real good. You know what I'm saying. But
at the same time, you know what I'm saying, just
like reinforce that stigma of you know what I'm saying,
Because went to Mount Door and the two DJs there
they said basically the same thing. Lady said, Oh I
never felt so much safe. Then Paramo was here. I'm like, okay,
(08:25):
and I had on the big dust.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
He's he's a big intimidating black fellow.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
It's good that it's good that they're thinking that your
security guard, because if shit goes sideways, you're not going
to deal with it anyway. You are kind of there
to help. That's not your job title.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
No, no, no no, But you know, man, I'm good
at two things. I'm real good at two things. That's
providing and protecting. So you know what I'm saying, Like
it's something do go sideways. My first thing is to
get people the safety. So you know what I'm saying,
at what costs, whatever cost it takes to stop.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
It, maybe some of that will rub off on fight
or flight Bob over here.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Not a chance.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Do you know about that paramony?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
No, no, no, no, no, I'm listening though.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
When things go sideways, I go.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Out first at all costs. I witnessed it. This is
a legendary story on the history of us as buddies
and partners and just crap that's happened over the years.
There was a legit fire alarm that went off many
years ago. And when I say legit, I emphasize that
(09:30):
because there is a point where it seemed like these
alarms are going off every other week, and they made
us go through this, and it was all in error,
almost always in error or whatever, and they never could
quite track down what was going on. On the one
time that there was actual there was a fire that
(09:51):
set off the alarm, and everybody truly did need to
get out of the building in a safe and orderly manner.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
And you could, I mean you could smell the smoke
and see it, yeah, from the fire, So you're like,
oh no, this is like the real deal.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
He he hits the stairwell and I swear to God,
barreled and right over everybody in front of him to
be the first one out the door. Downstairs.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
The same stairwell that's right. Let me see where we're
sitting right now, the one that's right over here, the
back stairwell. And I went down that's that cement stairwell.
And once I got past people, I knew how to
get down it super quick because I used to run
down there to smoke when I did nights. So that's
why I wanted to get to the front. I wasn't burning,
(10:39):
and I would grab the rail halfway down and jump
and then run. And I actually jumped over somebody's shoulder
on one of the top levels, and that's why I
was like, I'm getting I am not going to burn
up in a building, and so no, no, just I
(11:00):
was ready to dance everybody's phobia, that's wed. And then
at the end of the day, I when I made
it down there, I was first out, and you know what,
I held the door for a couple of people so
I could say I was amazing. I was being.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Chivalrous standing outside, come on.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Down, hello, looking up for windows to break and having
to dive out.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Of the way, you know, he step back in.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Then we did it on a plane too. We won't
go into the whole plane story, but we were in
charge of the We were in charge of the escape door.
You know, the one where you pull the door out
and throw it and the big rubber shoe comes down down. Yeah.
I liked Pat when they said, you know the drill, right,
ladies and babies, for ladies and children, first, help.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
You pull, twist, throw the thing out. The safety shoot
will deploy, and then you help the women and children
get to safety. And then you too, hop.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
On and yeah, last one on, the last one on that.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Now, keep in mind, we're sitting in the emergency aisle, yes,
schnockered out of our minds, which you're not supposed to
sit there if you've been consuming alcohol.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
That's the nineties, which is still.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
You know that. So and then you know what, Yeah,
they served us drinks on the plane too, while we
were sitting in there.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
So what again, it was the nineties. They always serve
you drinks if you're sitting there. They don't give them
any rules to stop that shit, because you're gonna be miserable.
I told, I told Pat. When the lady walked away
and we've got our head down between our knees, I
look over Paramoire like this and I go, heye, Pat,
(12:42):
he's kind of freaking out.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
And we actually did have an emergency landing where this hat.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah, we don't want to go into that.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
We don't need to tell that whole story again, but
he was definitely an emergency landing. There was a problem
with the plane, a big problem, and there was a
potential that it wouldn't go smooth and we would have
to do the emergency exit for seizure. One story short,
the pilot stuck the landing and we were fine. Yeah, hell,
but be prior to I.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Look at pat when they're yelling, heads down between you
and her knees. He's praying.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I said, Hey, dude, just had a kid.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah, I know he was praying. He didn't want to
lose his wife and brand new child.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Hate dude, I didn't want them to lose me.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
He said, You realize when we throw that door out,
I'm gonna grab like one lady maybe and haul ash.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
The legend of fighter there.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Hey, at least he consistent, and it's true, but he'd
be one less person to worry about. See, you know
what I'm saying, because I know that he's begne so
you know what I'm saying. Like, So that's one less safely.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I know that guy. I know he did.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying, So you know, like boom,
it's like you know, like if you like, I got
seven daughters, so you know what I'm saying. The first
thing I tell him to do. I say, when I
tell you to do something in the emergency situation, you
do it. I don't care what it is. If I
tell you to run to the exit, you run to
the exit. You don't stay there and try to help me,
or you don't stay there and my wife, Oh my god.
I used to tell my wife this and I turn
(14:06):
around and she'd be right there like like what you
gonna do? I'm finna die here because I'm trying to
save you, you know what I'm saying. And I turn
around and you're still there, like who's gonna take kids?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Paramourn on the note that you having seven girls was there?
And we've talked about that you have seven daughters that,
which is amazing. Was there ever a point where you
got three four daughters in and your wife tells you
she's pregnant again and you just go, this has got
to be a boy, right, this has got to be
a boy. And then boom, here comes another girl.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Hello, every one of them, every one of them. I
thought it was a boy. But then you know what
I'm saying, Like, and then my chem folks and my love.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
When did you finally decide? I ain't even gonna test
number eight? I ain't just done.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
No. My wife had a C section and she went
like she didn't go flatline, but her bood pleasing and
everything dropped down alert and to give some adrenaline. And
then in the sea section they wouldn't let me look,
and the guy kept pushing me down. I kept trying
to look. I said, hey, you touch me again, we're
gonna have some problems because that's my wife. To a doctor, yeah,
(15:12):
so and so you know what I'm saying. I looked
up and they pulling a stomach out and her kidneys
and all that stuff and killed the baby. And know,
but that's my wife, So hey, I gotta do what
I gotta do. So on the next one she flatlined
and they had to bring her back and stuff, and
then the doctor said, he said, hey, look, I know
y'all want to have more kids and stuff like that that,
but it's too dangerous. Yes, way too dangerous.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
That was it.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah. Uh huh. So I went to the doctor and
I got cut. Okay, Yeah, you're fine, Okay after girls, yeah,
uh huh yeah yeah, so taco, he said I'd smell cracked.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Sorry back in the day, he used to. He's been
clean and sober for years and years and years. Don't
use any bout language.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Sea section, dude, if that was one thing, I never
brought it up with my wife. When she was pregnant
with our one and only child, I had it in
the back of my mind. Oh God, please let this
just be a straight ahead, normal, you know, you know,
traditional type birth. Because if they say it's going to
(16:14):
be a C section, there ain't no way in hell
I'm gonna be able to look at that. They'd be
I would fall over and they would have to probably
be you know, reviving me there and the delivery.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
No. Yeah, I mean because they sit you down at
her head level and the bed is jacked up so
that they can work, you know what I'm saying, Because
they got to do all the stuff. So I'm trying
to get up like this, I.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Can say that blocked with like a little blue thing.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yeah. So I'm trying to see and that guy beside me.
You know, he keep pushing me down, and I say,
hey man, you don't take your hand on you're going
We're gonna have some problems to him. You know what
I'm saying, Like he looking at me all crazy, so
you know he let me look up and stuff because
you know what I'm saying. But you know they had
to move this s thumb and they had to move and.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
This is as bad as happen.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Well no, no, no, because somebody in him love to
describe I say kind of like borderline morbid. You know
what I'm saying, Like when the wood chip and stuff.
You know what I'm saying, like, Yeah, I think Pat
loved them thirst. I think it happened again. I think
he loved these thirs.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Okay, it's talking about the it happened again stories. When
somebody loses their life on the job site.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Horrific, horrific, Uh, meet your maker on a job situation.
I think what he's asking here is why am I okay?
And why are we okay? Talking about that type stuff.
But when it comes to something natural like having a
child born via sea section, you become a pussy off
of a sudden. You can't don't want anything to do
with it?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Is that what you're asking at that point?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Okay, you make a good point.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Okay, well I don't want to know about the sea section.
I feel for any of you ladies listening that have
had one by more power to you. I know that
you know, supposedly you can't feel it, but I know
afterwards you do. And and back in the day, the
scars that were left were pretty extensive. Now it's like,
(18:09):
I mean, it's.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Pretty yeah, yeah, they basically, you know what I'm saying,
like they butterfied it up and they put some kind
of stuff in.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
And stop cringing.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
They ain't putting stuff in them.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
To be clear, though, paramore, if I had I don't
want to see anyone go through a wood chipper either.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Okay physically see it.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah, but I'll talk about it having happened all day
long for show material. And if that seems shallow.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
No, no, no, they don't seem shadow But it seemed like,
you know, like the gross, the uglies. The more you
talk about it and be like, okay.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Car crash, oxy moron, he's saying.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I get it. You know, you're right, you make a
good point. It's valid listen.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
But in Lynch's defense and my we will not talk
about and it happened again if it's right here in
our listening area, because we just had one last week
and we're like, somebody texted in about it, and I said,
we don't do that because we know that family members
are probably listening. Hell that pe So can I tell
(19:18):
you about my Christmas party?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Mishap Christmas party? Mishappened is what happened.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah, so last actually a week ago today, last Thursday,
we had my buddy's Christmas party. It was like, you know,
friends of the office and he's a lawyer and friends
of the office, and then and then friends that have
been friends for a long time. I went to high
school and middle school with his wife, so my wife
(19:45):
and I went. I checked out what the bar was
called ahead of time, and then threw it my ways
typed in the name, and I want to say the
name of the bar. It would make it super funny. Actually,
because it was such a moron. It makes I move
even dumber. But I put in the name of the
bar and we go, we're heading downtown and it's at
(20:09):
a place I could probably say the name of the bar.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Why wouldn't you be able to say the name.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Because anyway, he's a lawyer. I told you right, So
where was the name of the parties at sidebar?
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Okay? You know what sidebars?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
A legal term? Remember sidebars?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yeah, we have a sidebar.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Please, so listen. I never heard that.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I yeah, yeah, So I gotta watch more Lost shows
on TV. You'll hear it.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
All you've been in a lot of loss.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
I was shocked he'd never heard that.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
No, I never heard this. So listen to this.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I walk, we drive downtown, pay the parking and ten
dollars parking don Orange Avenue in downtown. The sidebar all right, cool,
we're walking down. There's some guy yelling us that he's
Jesus and he really needs us to come over, and
this and that, and then we start screaming about abortion
and all the crazy ship you see downtown. Now hello,
and this is just I'm going, oh my god. So
(21:04):
I'm telling my wife I'm going speed up because this
guy is he's crazy and he's coming closer and closer,
and it stinks.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
You know.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
The guy's homeless and gone through a lot. He's just
out of his you know, So we escape that dude.
Make it down and walk up and there's the sidebar,
so we you know, walk in, open the door, and
guy checks my wife's purse for a gun because you know,
with the new new laws nowadays, and then you know,
(21:31):
frisks me and I'm like, yeah, dude, I said anything
to be safe. And then we look in the bar
and it's all people sitting there smoking hookahs and we're
the only white two in there. So we walk into
the sidebar thinking okay, cool, So walk up and I go, hey,
where's a I said, is a Christmas party? Like in
(21:54):
a side room or and he goes, I don't know
about any Christmas party. And we're walked fucking buy and
everybody's looking at us like this going I got my
cute little wife with me, and here I am going, hey,
how are you? And walk back and he goes to GM.
Knows GM was the nicest guy ever googled for us.
Then I go I go hey, I said, I said,
(22:16):
where's the the party? And he said what do you?
Speaker 3 (22:21):
What do you?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I said, the Christmas party has said And then in
this back room right here, I guess, he goes, we
don't have a Christmas party here tonight turns out the
name of my buddy's office. A lawyer's office is sidebar
because well, he so.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
The party was actually at his office.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Yes, So now my wife is immediately beating at me. Right, well,
why would you just put it in? Why did you
put the address in? I said, because if you use weight,
I said, first off, don't even start yelling at me,
because I did nothing wrong.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Can I ask one question at this point before you
give lose? His office even downtown, Yes, it's town. I've
made it that far.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
It's an ivan home. But we're in downtown on Orange
ab And I said, don't even start. I said, we
got to go right by this homeless guy again, screaming
about babies and that he wants an anti boy and
all this stuff. I said, And I just paid ten
bucks for the thing. I go, let's just not talk
about it. She goes, well don't you just put She goes,
why didn't you just put the address? Said? I said,
(23:29):
I use ways all the time. You don't, I said,
I just you put the name of the place and
it goes and it went to a place that was
called and I was correct. So yeah, yeah, so I
could have hit the hookah. Wow, Yeah, that hookah. Yeah.
So I was just like walked into the place, and
my wife at least reminded me when my blood pressure
(23:51):
was really high. She said, we're sitting there looking at
Lake Iola because that's where his his office, or Lake Ivanhoe,
that's where his office is. We're looking and parked and
looking at the lake. And I just said, okay, just remember,
we gotta let this go quick going, and she said, well,
at least we have a good story. So then we
(24:11):
went in and told the story and people thought we
were handicapped.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
On Hey, hey, but at least it caught you to
be fashionably late.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Oh god, no, but I wanted to go. It was
my buddy Hank. He was, you know, like fun is
a fun party, and but being late on a Thursday night,
we have to work the next door.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
I gotcha, But yeah it was. It was a great party.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
And the uh, we were an hour and a half late,
even though it was right downtown because we were already
running late anyway.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
And then dude, then y'all white. I mean, dude, I mean, hey.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
That was a parent when I walked in the first part,
But what do you mean you all are white?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
No, but an hour and a half late.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Are you saying that like white.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
People use that all punctual?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Oh I gotcha.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, who's not punctual? Usual?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Oh yeah yeah me.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah. But you're here the second we asked you to
be here for you.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
But I'm kind of like almost like conditioned to do
that because I got seven dollars and a white I have.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Black people are late hello.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Yo, yes, oh yes, you tell us. Oh yeah, the
party started at two thirty, and we function in that. Okay,
two thirty, want nothing, bet nobody be drunk, and the
food to be not there yet because half the people
bring in the good food is not there yet, so
we and it might be too hot because say eight
times I ten is outside, so we'll say like, oh,
let's get there about four o'clock or full thirty.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
That's some good math, you know what I'm saying. He's
got a great point. People are not going to be
right on time for a party and then you don't
get the good food.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
What what what? What's for something like a wedding?
Speaker 3 (25:52):
No, you're late for the same thing, same thing, same thing.
That's why they have so right. Like like when me
and my wife got my first time we got married,
she had to bail me out of thirty third. But
that's another thing. But the second of the not the
second wedding, but you know when you have another wedding,
you know. She yeah, yeah, that part, that part, you
(26:14):
know what I'm saying. And we did it at night,
you know what I'm saying. So you know, I had
to go pick up my daddy and my daddy he
was still alive then, so I had to go pick
him up and then uh he was and yeah, he
could make it, so you know what I'm saying, Like,
I had to come back and then it started raining
and pouring and so you know what I'm saying, Like
it was right there on Paramoust, So I had to
come in and side doing stuff, and she was, you
know what I'm saying, worried about me, and she couldn't
(26:36):
get dressed and stuff. So then I'm there, But then
I got to wait for her to get dressed, and
then her bi, her bride grooms and stuff. They all like,
you know, all them trying to do fifteen things at
one time, you know what I'm saying. So we had
to sit there and wait for like another forty five minutes,
and then the wedding post had started at six something,
but then started until about nine o'clock. You know, yeah, yeah,
(26:59):
yeah at night.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Paramore brown Our guests this week on the Lynchit Taco
Off the Air podcast.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
I'm just gonna tell you straight up, I love you, Paramore.
But if I'm at anybody's wedding that's supposed to start
at six or six thirty even and it doesn't start
till nine, I am out at seven point fifteen. Just
for the fact of when you go to the wedding
and you're sitting there waiting and waiting in the church
or wherever, Pat, what are you immediately saying?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
No? How long until we get to the reception to
have some cold beers?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, dude. The one time I had where a wedding
started late, it was a beach wedding in a hot month.
Oh god, no, So we're they usher us all out
to this beach, all right, the ceremony is about to start,
and everybody's you know, we're It was casual, thank goodness,
(27:51):
but you still were dressed halfway halfway decent and sitting
there on the beach, not a lick of shade anywhere,
and nothing's happening. And you just look around and everybody
starting to pour sweats and we're still waiting, and we're waiting.
Next thing, you know, Oh, here here comes the folks
from the hotel and bottles water.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
These people are closing going on here.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Finally, just right when everybody's really starting to contemplate just
getting up and going back inside, they finally started it,
like good lord, Yeah, I snuck right off of that bar.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Hey, but one more thing that I that AI. I
am not laking AI. I know it's totally left I
just went to left field. I just left the whole conversation.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Youve been listening to Taco No the same way. He's
terrified of artificial intelligence.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Yeah, I've been. I mean I've been looking for Sarah
Conna's number because I got I got to call him.
I'm gonna have to call him.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
What has scared you about, aid Sarah Connor? Yeah, he's
afraid of the terminator. What. What's what happened with you?
Have you a personal experience a bad oh?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Because what if we're talking right now, we're talking right now,
and then I get online for something you know what
I'm saying, like like like the Amazon advertising. Yeah, but
i didn't know.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
It's always listening, man, anything with anything with a microphone
is always listening. You got to know these things.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
For those for those that are just listening to the
podcast and can't see they're both holding up their phones.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yeah, I mean like these things may him.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
I mean like, but paramore, paramore, you know you love
best Buy and a nice pair of speakers from there. Yeah,
way about ten.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yeah, yeah, but at to see a daygo now. I've
turned it on now and it's gonna boom boom speakers.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
The only thing that sucks about that this This is
where I get into trouble because I'm always, like, you
bring up best Buy. I'm always looking at gadgets. So
if my wife happens open up, know our our communal
email at home, I'm getting spammed all of a sudden
with all stuff. And then eventually she'll go, so what
(30:09):
do you what do you contemplating buying? Yeah? And she
I called. I recently bought a new gadget and I
got out ahead of it, and I just flat out
told her, because the stuff was popping up left and right,
that I've been researching it. So I just hit her
up with it. I say, hey, I want to get whatever,
and she just looks at me and.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Okay, yeah, yeah, that's your thing. I mean, chicks get
nails done and haircuts and all these different things.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
But that what he brings up though, that's the part
where you can't clandestinely anymore.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Just kind of this stuff.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I've said it forever, I know.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
I mean, it's not just with Ai.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
It's been doing it well before that paramount Birding advertising.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Like Pat said, yeah, true, but though in my previous life,
four or five previous life, this him with his son.
Everybody in the prisons, not everybody in pon.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
That's why where you think burner phones came from. Man,
that's that's that's why everybody has burners. Now, if you're
doing what you're not supposed to be doing.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
In the hood, we don't use Bern a phone in
the hood. We don't use Bern a phone.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
They show that in the movies are all wrong?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Then no, because they don't show Bern a phone in
the hood. Did that be like some Cleindale's something like
Jane bonn a Jason.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Phones in the hood all the time, and the show
trug dealers and stuff. I don't want all that out
in the open.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
You see it in shows like that's what I'm saying.
He's not saying it, but Paramore is saying, in the real.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Hood, you might you might want to hook up with
some production companies and let them know they're getting it
all wrong.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
But and then all of a sudden, uh yeah, the
fellas don't like that because yeah, yeah, what about pagers
pages the same thing. We used to have beepers up?
Yeah yeah, So the cat gave me a beeper one time,
and this is true stir and so the deeper thing
went off, and I'm looking at it. I'm just saying, like, okay,
So I hit the button. I said, okay, he'll call
(32:05):
me back. I didn't know I call Yeah, I going out, Okay,
he'll call me back. He didn't know what and the
guy looked at him. Guy said, hey, man, I beat
you about five to six times.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
You gotta called me when I called.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
I said, hey what, no no, yeah, yeah yeah. People
didn't talk to me like that. No no, no, no, no
no no no. I said, hey man, I pressed the button.
He said, you don't know how to work with people.
I said, nah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
He probably should have explained that to you when he
first handed.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Yeah, but you know what I'm saying a lot of
people automatically expect that if you at a certain level,
that you already know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
So it was this beeper involved in the days when
you weren't on the straight and narrow. Hell okay, okay, okay. Yeah,
So now he straightened you all out from that Moving forward, you.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
I just still don't use it. I still in using yeah,
and phone calls back in them days was a time.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
So you know what I'm saying, pull up that.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Yeah, And that's why he said, when you said, did
did the guy I get on you and set you straight?
He goes, oh no, no, because because he was way
up above him in the feeding of the drug deal. Yeah,
that's when he started out. Remember Patty says, these things
back in the day would have gotten a lot of
(33:17):
people to jazz.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Yeah. So you know what I'm saying, Like, and now,
but I look at it now, it's like, like, dude, sarahanas.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
All right, I think we're done enough nonsense for this
week and for this year for that matter. Final Off
the Air podcast at twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yes we are done. I was looking at Siggy's what
they have at Siggi's American Bar in Palm.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Bay football pre game tonight six State.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
I was looking at the menu, Pat, they have cheese curds?
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Do they have black Man steak?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Uh? Do you mean chicken wings?
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Okay, yeah, of course they've got chicken fingers. They got those.
You want wings? Specifically, they got fried mushroom on the
app traditional wings, ten wings, Oh, pretty affordable, ten wings,
twenty wings, fifty one hundred. You want to look for mushrooms,
fried mushroom? I can't. They got tots uh fried mushrooms.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Damn hungry?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
I know?
Speaker 1 (34:18):
All right? All right, Hey, thanks for checking out Lynching
Taco's Off the Air podcast. Paramore Brown, thanks for being
our special guest this week. Thank you for having me.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
All right.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
I hope everybody has a great holiday season. Merry Christmas,
Happy Honika Kwans. Whatever it is you celebrate or don't celebrate,
enjoy some time over the.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Next few weeks.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
And happy New Year as well. All right.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
So yeah,
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Welcome to "Decisions, Decisions," the podcast where boundaries are pushed, and conversations get candid! Join your favorite hosts, Mandii B and WeezyWTF, as they dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often-taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love. Every Monday, Mandii and Weezy invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. With a blend of humor, vulnerability, and authenticity, they share their personal journeys navigating their 30s, tackling the complexities of modern relationships, and engaging in thought-provoking discussions that challenge societal expectations. From groundbreaking interviews with diverse guests to relatable stories that resonate with your experiences, "Decisions, Decisions" is your go-to source for open dialogue about what it truly means to love and connect in today's world. Get ready to reshape your understanding of relationships and embrace the freedom of authentic connections—tune in and join the conversation!