March 6, 2025 • 26 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, everybody, Welcome to another episode of The Lynchin Taco
Morning Show, Off the air weekly podcast, new episodes every Thursday.
It's Thursday, So here we go, Taco Bob.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Let's do it. Let's pull the cord on this lawnmower.
And in the first twenty seconds they hit a pile
of dog shit with the lawnmower.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh god. Yeah. It also when you whack a pile
of dog crap with the mower, I don't know what
it is, it releases even more stench, dog stench than
even when you step in it.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
How is dog poop? And I'm sorry that we started
on this, that's my fault, but how is dog poop
so stinky?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Here, here's a mystery about dog shit.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Well, you told you've talked about the flies. Maybe that's
why they appear so quick?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Okay, well you stink so bad? Where are these flies
hiding that find dog shit as soon as it hits
the ground? Literally, we've talked about that. But anyway, how
many times does this happen to you where you inadvertently
step in a pile oh god, and you track it
in the house and you don't even realize it until
maybe you backtrack and you go, what the hell, and
(01:20):
then you look down and it's on your shoe and
you're like, oh my god, now it's all over the house.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
That that happens to you more often because you do
a different pickup system than your average person, I believe,
and definitely different than I do. We the way that
Pat picks up his dog poop.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Every Sunday morning.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Once a week, he sends a dog out in the
fenced in yard and then once a week.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Well, I walk the dog every day. Most of his
business is done on his walk, so there's not a
lot back there. But what is back there I pick
up on Sundays.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
And what is back there is what you stepped on
obviously that you walked in with. Because sure mine Teddy
will always I'll always take him out front, but lately
I have been sending him out back. But I don't
walk in that grass. You know what I'm saying. I
got you, And he goes to the same spot where
I know, never walk back. It's it's one spot. But uh,
(02:13):
and I just started this. We didn't let him poop
out there before. We just take him out front. But uh,
now I'm like, well, my lawn, dude, Doyle. You know
it's wintertime, so he's only coming like I know, it's spring,
but he's only coming like during the winter, like twice
a month. And I'm still paying in the same amount.
So I'm like, hey, Daddy, got there, and leave Doyle
(02:33):
a present. I'm dead serious too, because I'm like, dude, anyway,
that's an argument we usually have.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I don't we didn't mean to get off on a
shitty yeah, first first step here, but any uh, oh,
this week spring forward is this weekend? Oh yeah, you
mentioned spring. It just brought that to mind. I did
see something interesting though, this sure weekend. It is this
weekend spring forward an hour back to daily light saving time,
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and it'll sit there until November. Back to the well,
whatever happened. They were talking about picking one or the
other and setting it in forget that there has been
legislation proposed. It just hasn't been brought up to be
voted on yet, and until it is, it's the back
and forth thing. That's the update. Multiple states have done this.
(03:23):
I think it was Rubio did it for a national
level when he was still in the Senate. So I
don't know if he's going to hand off that idea
to somebody else to try to move it forward on
the national hopes. But anyway, the thing I wanted to
get to I read a story earlier this week. They
were talking to folks about their attitudes about the time change,
and it seems as though there's been a bit more
(03:45):
of a movement. People are now starting to gravitate towards
a if we're going to pick one or the other,
standard time rather than daylight time. It had been they otherwise,
standard time is what we're on right now, all right.
Daylight saving time is when it remains lighter longer in
the evening and dark longer in the morning. And I
(04:07):
think a lot of this may the health experts who
have all chimed in on the idea, saying, look, everybody
who's campaigning for permanent daylight saving time, that's not the
route to go. It screws your body up. There's always
more heart attacks that weekend another week end of the year.
And it's true they've now have long term data to
prove that. They're like, if you're going to pick one,
pick standard time. So I think more and more people
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are starting to be convinced of that. If it does indeed,
ever happen. That's the healthier way to.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Go, and which is what we're in right now as
standard correct, okay, correct. I think it's healthier in other
aspects too, like kids not getting hit by cars.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, it's standing in dark at a school bus stop
in the morning for the last two and a half
months of school. It's not a great idea anyway, enough,
I just know that it's it's this weekend and whatever
you prefer, great, more power to you.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I just read something on one of the service as
we get and I'm sure you probably saw it along
the way. Have you seen this? This has gotta be bs.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Have you seen that?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Octomom says she's been Natalie Sulman. How do you remember
her name?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
That's the name that I'll never forget, Octomom. She's been
a source of so many great stories and show material
over the years. It's burnt into my you know how
my mind is. I retain odd facts she's revealing.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I don't know why that you very much do I
have old facts in your head. I'll give you it.
But she's revealing. She's saying, I've been celibate for twenty
five years.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
That can't be did she well?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I mean, did she go did she become celibate right after?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
No? She did like a post kid. That old, I know.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
The Month of fourteenth, Month of fourteen, best known for
the nickname Okay, what.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Can't be all that old by now?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
No, that's what I'm saying. No has for her many
children is the only kind of love she's ever been
interested in. Love of her children. The month the mother
of fourteen, known for the nickname Octomom, first surviving two
thousand and nine.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
No, you don't know how to do math.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
That total bullshit. And she's coming up on some TV
show though, Confessions of an Octomom.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
They're just trying to get you took the bait talking.
They just promoted it for.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
You're telling me, I didn't tell you what channel. If
you're telling me that she's been selling it, that's gonna
get my attention.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Hey, do you know what's happening Tomorrow? Tomorrow is Friday?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Tomorrow Friday, the seventh, no idea.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Tomorrow will be the first execution in fifteen years in
this country via firing squad. Awesome, this some bitch in
South Carolina is going to eat hot lead. We talked
about it for murdering his girlfriend's parents over twenty years ago.
This guy's been sitting on death row in South Carolina
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and he has opted for death by firing squad, which
he fully admits he's terrified by that, but he finds
it less objectionable than the other options to him, which
are the default, which in South Carolina now is back
to electric chair. The secondary choice is lethal injection, which
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had been the primary way to go. But with all
the issues with the controversy over the drug cocktail and
all that, South Carolina said, screwt. We'll just make electric
chair the primary execution method. We'll do lethal injection as
the backup, and we'll even throw firing squad in as
an additional option. He's chosen firing squad.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
We've talked about this on the show before. Actually we
talked about it with this guy. I can't believe that
he is been wasting taxpayers dollars for twenty years.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Or Brad Sigmund convicted of killing his ex girlfriend's parents
in South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And you're what was the word used, it just totally scared?
What was it?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
His attorney says that he's you know, terrifying, terrifying.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Thank you other thing. Good Dick, you wasted the state
and the country's money in taxes for twenty years and
you killed two people. I can't stand people like this
speed up this process.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Well, I'm glad you brought that up, because that's kind
of where I wanted to go with this. In this
new age of every you know, a lot of things
are being scrutinized now with the new administration in place,
and there's a lot of talk about waste and fraud
and abuse in government spending. I just thought of another
revenue stream here, and this has been proposed before, putting
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executions as pay per pay per view. But let's take
it a step further. The government produces the pay per views,
and the will also then take the money that comes
from the pay per views. Those go to the victims
family of whoever's being executed a portion of that, and
then the direction put towards the deficit.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, that really happens.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Come on, I'm proposing it, I know.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
But I'm saying it's great.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
If it was ever gonna happen, it would be right now.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I'm saying. It's government. Government's always corrupt. People are in
government are always corupted. Somebody's gonna peel a few off.
Oh dude, it's just like taking a penny out of
everybody's check. Nobody'll notice.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
There'll be plenty of people who would pay to see Uh,
I agree to the pay per view.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Did you hear what I said? Well, you would get
skimmed by politics, by politicians. No, we all know that.
But yeah, I've always said it's a great idea. You
and I came up with it decades.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
We can't say that we came up with that. Did
know that idea has been out there forever?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh? Well, I remember when we were talking about I
was like, damn, we need to do this. Somebody said,
speaking of that, somebody said, hey, with all these uh
how did they put it? But the with DEI going away,
can we bring back the angry Asian?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah, we're not gonna lie to you. There have been
more than a few instances in the last well month
or so where we've had stories where we we were
so close we had the opportunity really to jump on
that and test the waters.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
No, I just don't know if it's one of the
things the Big Boss said, Hey, guys, this has to
you got to stop this. I'm getting too many complaints,
and we broke out the stats of how many Asian
people listen to the show, and I'm like, it's not
to be offensive to them, but.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
This is such okay, how do we We can't be
the trial balloon to see if we can push the
envelope that far? Is what we're saying. We can't lose
our jobs again again, and don't want to lose our
jobs again over doing something stupid that we could have
easily prevented.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah, that we did last time.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Would he love to fully bring back double a Hell
yeah we would.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Is it tempting every time there's a situation that pops
up where it's double a ish, Hell.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah it is. But again we've been there, and he
it wasn't a fun time we got fired.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
The only part about that whole bit that we used
to do, And if you're new to the show, we
should probably explain it. If if you're already up to
speed on this, just let us indulge for a minute.
The idea just came to Taco Bob's mind when I
told him about my Chinese food ordering habits and this
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family that runs the particular Chinese restaurant that I'll go
to On occasion, Bob just goes they must see you
coming and just sorry, here he comes. So it evolved
into this character the man Man who was the man
(12:01):
of the family that runs the restaurant, decided that I
was going to be his whipping boy.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
And the angry Asian is what we named him, because
he would go off on Pat and he'd calling him
agarol king.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
And it would be absolute, you know, total insults all
directed at me, which I would gladly accepting the name
of the show material and comedy, because I you know,
it's funny. It's funny. But it was pointed out to
us that there could be a few stick in the
MUDs who don't fight it as humorous as we do.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
We did actually have people come up to us at
different remotes and appearances and stuff and say, I can't
believe that you still get away with that. Remember I
remember two different people out at the BnB discount Evers
this Sorrento location saying it, dude, they were.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Right, and I think they were just looking out for us, because, man,
I have to tell you got there. There was a
point doing this job and trying to do this show
the way we had always been accustomed to doing it
and had to adjust because the environment had become so
touchy feely over every goddamn little thing. They we were
(13:20):
filtering ourselves sometimes when we didn't even need to, but
we we did have to. It was yeah, right, it
had gotten to that level. There was that level of fear,
and you know, the whole thing about it, all, you know,
flows downhill. So you get upper management, who have you know,
legal above them saying, uh, you know, you guys have
(13:43):
got some questionable things here that could really potentially cause
you some problem. And we're just saying as a blanket
statement here not just about us, but about in general
different shows and stuff and around the country. So the
message was, you know, filtered down, Hey, you really need
to really evaluate what you're doing from top to bottom.
And we take all this damn training and stuff and
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you're just sitting there and you're just as you're watching
and taking this stuff in, you're doing the jerk off
symbol in your head.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, because we used to If you've listened to this
show for a while, you understand we used to get
away with murder basically, I mean the stuff we did
with Stripper Thursday and the crazy cruises and everything that
we did. I do think that we need to revisit
either the cruise thing. We have the guy that can
(14:32):
set it up a listener cruise, and we just we're
all adults now, you know what I'm saying. We're not
gonna do crazy stuff like I did on the last
one and other listeners did. We're not.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
We should also point out before talking any more about
that all that crap we used to do, all the
things we would say, and we still say a lot
of stuff. We know that and sometimes it's gonna you know,
boom rang bag, and sometimes it does. We're not gonna lie,
but our goal we will be the first two to
make fun of ourselves, and we do it every single
(15:07):
day before we'd ever even think to, you know, joke
about someone else or someone else's situation.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
So, you know, yeah, we rag on everything and everybody,
but first and foremost, we rag on ourselves.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
And I just I wish if if the world in
general could kind of get back to thinking that way. Yeah,
it'd be a lot easier to laugh, to laugh at
a lot of stuff just for the sake of laughing.
It may be you know, off color from time to time,
but you need comic relief. Yeah, you need comic relief
(15:41):
in your life.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
I think everybody's learned that. So speaking of comic relief,
what about the winner that we just had on the
regular on air portion of the show. He reminded me,
he goes, hey, he does one more thing. I was
getting his information and we're talking about whatever. He's a trucker,
first time winner, and he's like, he goes, yeah, I've
listened to you guys forever. He goes, I've always tried
(16:03):
to get through. And he said one more thing before
he hangs up, and he goes, my next door neighbor.
Remember that Florida man that you guys talked about with
the airboat on New Year's Eve Melbourne?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I think, yeah it was.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
It was that guy's next door neighbor. And he ran
down the story a little more detailed. He said, we
were having an insane fireworks show. Everything's crazy. Somebody jumped
in their Chevy Nova and started doing donuts like I
guess in the cul de sac or whatever.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
There had been There had been heavy rain the few
days at a lot of rain. There was some flooding
in areas too. If I'm not mistaken, that's how we're
this escalating too.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Did I don't know if that was it or not,
because the other guy's doing donuts and ripping up the road.
And then when this neighbor of saw it, he said,
I'll do you one better than that and jumped in
his airboat and they were doing like donuts around the
whole thing, and he said it was crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
The cops got involved. He fought the cops and ended
up in jail, and just he.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Just reminded me that he said, yeah, then the cops
came and arrested him and his dad and get old
Florida man.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Sorry that sidetracked on. I was just talking about crazy things.
But but back just to the double A is probably
going to remain on the shelf for now. Yeah, for now,
we have pick your battles. Choose your battles, all right.
The crew's idea that Taco, as much as I'm tempted
to try to cave in and go, yeah, let's go
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ahead and pursue that. I just I flashed back to
those almost two years that ended up being that.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
You can't think of that I have to being fired.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
What he's talking about, well not Look, lots of us
have lost jobs, all right, and will lose jobs again
in the future. But the timing of that whole thing.
If you recall when we got booted from here, it
was the worst timing. It was two thousand and eight,
right when everything crashed, everything and there was no work
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out there.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
It was the perfect storm. I remember Pat called me
up one day and saying, you realize we're like victims
of the perfect storm. And he was right. The real
estate market went to the crapper.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Everything as a result, just the economy tanked and there
was no work. People were losing jobs, there were no opportunities,
and somehow got through and managed to survive it. Learned
a lot from that, and I don't ever want to
go through that again, is all I'm saying, dude.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
But again, it was even worse for us. I know
it was bad for everybody, realtors, and I know of
some realtors that off themselves for God's sakes because of it,
one of them. But so it was bad for everybody,
but for us, it was the perfect storm because we
got fired about six to nine months before it crashed,
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So I had multiple properties that I was, you know,
renting out and whatever. Oh God, that was painful time.
But I still think we could go and be adults
on a cruise with a bunch of our listeners. You say, so,
I'm gonna be an adult.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Famous last words?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Famous last words maybe were just like get rooms at
a hotel and throw a big party again.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
You see what I'm getting at here? Why set ourselves up?
Why even tempt fate? Because Fate's gonna find this show.
It does, it always does.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Don't don't.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Let's just stop there. Okay, right, I'm saying, stop with
the fate. I have to confess something this week. I
have turned over a new leaf. Okay, I know you're
rolling your eyes at this point, all of you.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Okay, what is this.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I'm a curmudgeon stuck in my way.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I have.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I have lifted my self imposed ban of watching dubbed
over TV shows. Never understood from foreign countries.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Never understood why you couldn't do that?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Because it drove me crazy. When when that's.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Part of your patients, that is that's a that's a
strain of the patient.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I don't know if it's patients or it just it
just drove me crazy. When the voice coming out of
someone doesn't match what they really look like. Your expectations
and then the lips don't match up with what they're
saying because it's overdubbed. But I've recently stumbled across a
couple of shows that were overdubbed, and the storylines were
right up my alley. I got sucked in and started watching,
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and once I got a couple episodes in, I had
forgotten all about the Overdome.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
And that's what I tried telling you. What are the shows?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
The last one was I just finished up? Oh in
this kind of irritated me too. It's called Eastern Gate.
It's a it's a drama Polish show, Polish show, and.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Figured with the Eastern it was something like that.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
And it's really really good, super violent and just great storyline,
good characters and one of the female spices.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, all that up.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
So so I got into watching that and I was
watching and the way it ended, it just ended, and
then it it.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
That was it.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
There's there's no more episodes and it left as a cliffhanger.
So the first thing I do, I go, none of
this got resolved. What's going on? So I go, I
look up, is there going to be a second season
of this? It has not been determined whether or not
there will be a second season, right, so I'm like,
are you kidding me? So I have to sit here
and just wonder, you know, where all these storylines and
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plots that have been developed over the course of the
show are going.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
I got used to it because there are a couple
different shows that I liked that you had to watch
with that, that's what it was, because they were in
different languages. They've spoken different languages. One of them was
The Bank Heist or whatever where they take over this mask. Yeah, yeah,
I forget what it was called.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I think it was called bank I think the Heist
or something like that. And there's a couple of seasons
of that.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah, that one was good, and uh so that gout
got me. But I just I don't have a problem.
But plus below Deck, I have to watch that with
the with the the words flat the sub bub.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Close caps.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah, I have to because their accents. You can't understand
a lot of them, even though they're just awesy and
it's so deep that you're like, okay, wait, I gotta
But then if I'm having to read read back what
they said, then I missed the titty shots and you
know the different things, and I'm like, hold on, I
didn't start rewinding and then my TV gets a skip
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in it anyway, But yeah, so I watch all those
like that.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
So does that yes or no? Fall into Lynch has
turned over a new leaf about something.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
At least I think that it's I think it's. As
I said, one strand of your patience thing is, if
you could do that, then you can be patient. Okay,
patient I get crazy. Well you said you were doing
patience for your news resolution. I still haven't had fast
food and we're in March. Bro, it's pretty damn good.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Oh speaking of food, one one because I'm getting hungry.
I'm not lying because it's it's like lunchtime for us.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
At this point, dude, that that uh that new uh
huge meatball palm sub at at costco is is is money.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
It is, Dude.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
I told you about it and you ended up getting one, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I fed it, fed the whole family one night. Well
there's only three of us there now, but all three
of us one night, then two of us the following day,
and then there was a little a little piece too.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I don't even think the hungriest construction worker could eat
that whole sub in one city.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
No, I mean you, I mean, I know you could.
There's somebody that could.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
You certainly would feel like ass afterwards.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I would think it was like when Jersey Mike's First
was open up down here at least, and and they
had their monster ass big sub, you know what I'm saying,
Like whatever, they.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Still have the giant sized sub there, I know, but.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I'm saying it was when Jersey Mike's First opened and
we were all introduced that huge ass sub, you were like,
ohly gosh, yeah, that's how this one is because with
that sub, I know, I could last.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Three days off this meatball parm sub that the Costco
has now in that like the prepared food area. It's
like it's on a whole loaf of bread and it's
just split open and the meat whole meatballs that which
they now cut in half, which has been helpful, layered
with the cheese, and you just take it home and
you throw it in the oven and you broil that
thing for you know, twenty minutes or whatever, and it
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it's it's uh.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Who I talked to the guy one of the people
that works back in the meat department. Yeah, and he said,
I go, man, my partner, I say partner, and then
people think are gay? Right, So I just said, oh,
my co worker, I corrected myself. My coworker said this thing,
so he goes it really is, he said, He said,
I make them and we use all fresh ingredients, and
(25:18):
you could tell it's good.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
But the other part too, is if you go and
get just a regular, like a foot long sub, you're
north of ten bucks now on those things easy, those
huge meat but are like fourteen fifteen bucks at Costco.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
A meat Paul's sub was last week's special and I
didn't get it. Damn it. I just realized the sub
of the week last week. It has today. No at
publics because you mentioned getting the sub somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Well, yeah, but no, if you if you're gonna be
spending that amount on a sub match from go Big
or golm Man, definitely. So I do a little culinary
tip of the week.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
I would sometimes lynch, I'll get those Public's homemade meatballs
that they have the aprons or whatever, and uh whip
those up big ass, big ass loaf of Italian bread,
just like at Costco. And loaded up myself due homemade
pretty solid.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
One final thought to tempt fate here before we wrap
up off the air. Yeah, but does does Costco uh
uh in their prepared food?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Have egg girls, I'm going to Costco todays. Oh, you
cheat on you cheat?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Nope, Nope, nope, double a not not yet. Don't thank
you for checking out.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
We'll let you.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
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It's Thursday, So here we go, Taco Bob.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Let's do it. Let's pull the cord on this lawnmower.
And in the first twenty seconds they hit a pile
of dog shit with the lawnmower.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh god. Yeah. It also when you whack a pile
of dog crap with the mower, I don't know what
it is, it releases even more stench, dog stench than
even when you step in it.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
How is dog poop? And I'm sorry that we started
on this, that's my fault, but how is dog poop
so stinky?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Here, here's a mystery about dog shit.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Well, you told you've talked about the flies. Maybe that's
why they appear so quick?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Okay, well you stink so bad? Where are these flies
hiding that find dog shit as soon as it hits
the ground? Literally, we've talked about that. But anyway, how
many times does this happen to you where you inadvertently
step in a pile oh god, and you track it
in the house and you don't even realize it until
maybe you backtrack and you go, what the hell, and
(01:20):
then you look down and it's on your shoe and
you're like, oh my god, now it's all over the house.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
That that happens to you more often because you do
a different pickup system than your average person, I believe,
and definitely different than I do. We the way that
Pat picks up his dog poop.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Every Sunday morning.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Once a week, he sends a dog out in the
fenced in yard and then once a week.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Well, I walk the dog every day. Most of his
business is done on his walk, so there's not a
lot back there. But what is back there I pick
up on Sundays.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
And what is back there is what you stepped on
obviously that you walked in with. Because sure mine Teddy
will always I'll always take him out front, but lately
I have been sending him out back. But I don't
walk in that grass. You know what I'm saying. I
got you, And he goes to the same spot where
I know, never walk back. It's it's one spot. But uh,
(02:13):
and I just started this. We didn't let him poop
out there before. We just take him out front. But uh,
now I'm like, well, my lawn, dude, Doyle. You know
it's wintertime, so he's only coming like I know, it's spring,
but he's only coming like during the winter, like twice
a month. And I'm still paying in the same amount.
So I'm like, hey, Daddy, got there, and leave Doyle
(02:33):
a present. I'm dead serious too, because I'm like, dude, anyway,
that's an argument we usually have.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I don't we didn't mean to get off on a
shitty yeah, first first step here, but any uh, oh,
this week spring forward is this weekend? Oh yeah, you
mentioned spring. It just brought that to mind. I did
see something interesting though, this sure weekend. It is this
weekend spring forward an hour back to daily light saving time,
(03:00):
and it'll sit there until November. Back to the well,
whatever happened. They were talking about picking one or the
other and setting it in forget that there has been
legislation proposed. It just hasn't been brought up to be
voted on yet, and until it is, it's the back
and forth thing. That's the update. Multiple states have done this.
(03:23):
I think it was Rubio did it for a national
level when he was still in the Senate. So I
don't know if he's going to hand off that idea
to somebody else to try to move it forward on
the national hopes. But anyway, the thing I wanted to
get to I read a story earlier this week. They
were talking to folks about their attitudes about the time change,
and it seems as though there's been a bit more
(03:45):
of a movement. People are now starting to gravitate towards
a if we're going to pick one or the other,
standard time rather than daylight time. It had been they otherwise,
standard time is what we're on right now, all right.
Daylight saving time is when it remains lighter longer in
the evening and dark longer in the morning. And I
(04:07):
think a lot of this may the health experts who
have all chimed in on the idea, saying, look, everybody
who's campaigning for permanent daylight saving time, that's not the
route to go. It screws your body up. There's always
more heart attacks that weekend another week end of the year.
And it's true they've now have long term data to
prove that. They're like, if you're going to pick one,
pick standard time. So I think more and more people
(04:28):
are starting to be convinced of that. If it does indeed,
ever happen. That's the healthier way to.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Go, and which is what we're in right now as
standard correct, okay, correct. I think it's healthier in other
aspects too, like kids not getting hit by cars.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, it's standing in dark at a school bus stop
in the morning for the last two and a half
months of school. It's not a great idea anyway, enough,
I just know that it's it's this weekend and whatever
you prefer, great, more power to you.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I just read something on one of the service as
we get and I'm sure you probably saw it along
the way. Have you seen this? This has gotta be bs.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Have you seen that?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Octomom says she's been Natalie Sulman. How do you remember
her name?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
That's the name that I'll never forget, Octomom. She's been
a source of so many great stories and show material
over the years. It's burnt into my you know how
my mind is. I retain odd facts she's revealing.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I don't know why that you very much do I
have old facts in your head. I'll give you it.
But she's revealing. She's saying, I've been celibate for twenty
five years.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
That can't be did she well?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I mean, did she go did she become celibate right after?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
No? She did like a post kid. That old, I know.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
The Month of fourteenth, Month of fourteen, best known for
the nickname Okay, what.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Can't be all that old by now?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
No, that's what I'm saying. No has for her many
children is the only kind of love she's ever been
interested in. Love of her children. The month the mother
of fourteen, known for the nickname Octomom, first surviving two
thousand and nine.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
No, you don't know how to do math.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
That total bullshit. And she's coming up on some TV
show though, Confessions of an Octomom.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
They're just trying to get you took the bait talking.
They just promoted it for.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
You're telling me, I didn't tell you what channel. If
you're telling me that she's been selling it, that's gonna
get my attention.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Hey, do you know what's happening Tomorrow? Tomorrow is Friday?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Tomorrow Friday, the seventh, no idea.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Tomorrow will be the first execution in fifteen years in
this country via firing squad. Awesome, this some bitch in
South Carolina is going to eat hot lead. We talked
about it for murdering his girlfriend's parents over twenty years ago.
This guy's been sitting on death row in South Carolina
(07:14):
and he has opted for death by firing squad, which
he fully admits he's terrified by that, but he finds
it less objectionable than the other options to him, which
are the default, which in South Carolina now is back
to electric chair. The secondary choice is lethal injection, which
(07:35):
had been the primary way to go. But with all
the issues with the controversy over the drug cocktail and
all that, South Carolina said, screwt. We'll just make electric
chair the primary execution method. We'll do lethal injection as
the backup, and we'll even throw firing squad in as
an additional option. He's chosen firing squad.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
We've talked about this on the show before. Actually we
talked about it with this guy. I can't believe that
he is been wasting taxpayers dollars for twenty years.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Or Brad Sigmund convicted of killing his ex girlfriend's parents
in South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And you're what was the word used, it just totally scared?
What was it?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
His attorney says that he's you know, terrifying, terrifying.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Thank you other thing. Good Dick, you wasted the state
and the country's money in taxes for twenty years and
you killed two people. I can't stand people like this
speed up this process.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Well, I'm glad you brought that up, because that's kind
of where I wanted to go with this. In this
new age of every you know, a lot of things
are being scrutinized now with the new administration in place,
and there's a lot of talk about waste and fraud
and abuse in government spending. I just thought of another
revenue stream here, and this has been proposed before, putting
(08:52):
executions as pay per pay per view. But let's take
it a step further. The government produces the pay per views,
and the will also then take the money that comes
from the pay per views. Those go to the victims
family of whoever's being executed a portion of that, and
then the direction put towards the deficit.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, that really happens.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Come on, I'm proposing it, I know.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
But I'm saying it's great.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
If it was ever gonna happen, it would be right now.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I'm saying. It's government. Government's always corrupt. People are in
government are always corupted. Somebody's gonna peel a few off.
Oh dude, it's just like taking a penny out of
everybody's check. Nobody'll notice.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
There'll be plenty of people who would pay to see Uh,
I agree to the pay per view.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Did you hear what I said? Well, you would get
skimmed by politics, by politicians. No, we all know that.
But yeah, I've always said it's a great idea. You
and I came up with it decades.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
We can't say that we came up with that. Did
know that idea has been out there forever?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh? Well, I remember when we were talking about I
was like, damn, we need to do this. Somebody said,
speaking of that, somebody said, hey, with all these uh
how did they put it? But the with DEI going away,
can we bring back the angry Asian?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah, we're not gonna lie to you. There have been
more than a few instances in the last well month
or so where we've had stories where we we were
so close we had the opportunity really to jump on
that and test the waters.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
No, I just don't know if it's one of the
things the Big Boss said, Hey, guys, this has to
you got to stop this. I'm getting too many complaints,
and we broke out the stats of how many Asian
people listen to the show, and I'm like, it's not
to be offensive to them, but.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
This is such okay, how do we We can't be
the trial balloon to see if we can push the
envelope that far? Is what we're saying. We can't lose
our jobs again again, and don't want to lose our
jobs again over doing something stupid that we could have
easily prevented.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah, that we did last time.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Would he love to fully bring back double a Hell
yeah we would.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Is it tempting every time there's a situation that pops
up where it's double a ish, Hell.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah it is. But again we've been there, and he
it wasn't a fun time we got fired.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
The only part about that whole bit that we used
to do, And if you're new to the show, we
should probably explain it. If if you're already up to
speed on this, just let us indulge for a minute.
The idea just came to Taco Bob's mind when I
told him about my Chinese food ordering habits and this
(11:40):
family that runs the particular Chinese restaurant that I'll go
to On occasion, Bob just goes they must see you
coming and just sorry, here he comes. So it evolved
into this character the man Man who was the man
(12:01):
of the family that runs the restaurant, decided that I
was going to be his whipping boy.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
And the angry Asian is what we named him, because
he would go off on Pat and he'd calling him
agarol king.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
And it would be absolute, you know, total insults all
directed at me, which I would gladly accepting the name
of the show material and comedy, because I you know,
it's funny. It's funny. But it was pointed out to
us that there could be a few stick in the
MUDs who don't fight it as humorous as we do.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
We did actually have people come up to us at
different remotes and appearances and stuff and say, I can't
believe that you still get away with that. Remember I
remember two different people out at the BnB discount Evers
this Sorrento location saying it, dude, they were.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Right, and I think they were just looking out for us, because, man,
I have to tell you got there. There was a
point doing this job and trying to do this show
the way we had always been accustomed to doing it
and had to adjust because the environment had become so
touchy feely over every goddamn little thing. They we were
(13:20):
filtering ourselves sometimes when we didn't even need to, but
we we did have to. It was yeah, right, it
had gotten to that level. There was that level of fear,
and you know, the whole thing about it, all, you know,
flows downhill. So you get upper management, who have you know,
legal above them saying, uh, you know, you guys have
(13:43):
got some questionable things here that could really potentially cause
you some problem. And we're just saying as a blanket
statement here not just about us, but about in general
different shows and stuff and around the country. So the
message was, you know, filtered down, Hey, you really need
to really evaluate what you're doing from top to bottom.
And we take all this damn training and stuff and
(14:06):
you're just sitting there and you're just as you're watching
and taking this stuff in, you're doing the jerk off
symbol in your head.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, because we used to If you've listened to this
show for a while, you understand we used to get
away with murder basically, I mean the stuff we did
with Stripper Thursday and the crazy cruises and everything that
we did. I do think that we need to revisit
either the cruise thing. We have the guy that can
(14:32):
set it up a listener cruise, and we just we're
all adults now, you know what I'm saying. We're not
gonna do crazy stuff like I did on the last
one and other listeners did. We're not.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
We should also point out before talking any more about
that all that crap we used to do, all the
things we would say, and we still say a lot
of stuff. We know that and sometimes it's gonna you know,
boom rang bag, and sometimes it does. We're not gonna lie,
but our goal we will be the first two to
make fun of ourselves, and we do it every single
(15:07):
day before we'd ever even think to, you know, joke
about someone else or someone else's situation.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
So, you know, yeah, we rag on everything and everybody,
but first and foremost, we rag on ourselves.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
And I just I wish if if the world in
general could kind of get back to thinking that way. Yeah,
it'd be a lot easier to laugh, to laugh at
a lot of stuff just for the sake of laughing.
It may be you know, off color from time to time,
but you need comic relief. Yeah, you need comic relief
(15:41):
in your life.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
I think everybody's learned that. So speaking of comic relief,
what about the winner that we just had on the
regular on air portion of the show. He reminded me,
he goes, hey, he does one more thing. I was
getting his information and we're talking about whatever. He's a trucker,
first time winner, and he's like, he goes, yeah, I've
listened to you guys forever. He goes, I've always tried
(16:03):
to get through. And he said one more thing before
he hangs up, and he goes, my next door neighbor.
Remember that Florida man that you guys talked about with
the airboat on New Year's Eve Melbourne?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I think, yeah it was.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
It was that guy's next door neighbor. And he ran
down the story a little more detailed. He said, we
were having an insane fireworks show. Everything's crazy. Somebody jumped
in their Chevy Nova and started doing donuts like I
guess in the cul de sac or whatever.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
There had been There had been heavy rain the few
days at a lot of rain. There was some flooding
in areas too. If I'm not mistaken, that's how we're
this escalating too.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Did I don't know if that was it or not,
because the other guy's doing donuts and ripping up the road.
And then when this neighbor of saw it, he said,
I'll do you one better than that and jumped in
his airboat and they were doing like donuts around the
whole thing, and he said it was crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
The cops got involved. He fought the cops and ended
up in jail, and just he.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Just reminded me that he said, yeah, then the cops
came and arrested him and his dad and get old
Florida man.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Sorry that sidetracked on. I was just talking about crazy things.
But but back just to the double A is probably
going to remain on the shelf for now. Yeah, for now,
we have pick your battles. Choose your battles, all right.
The crew's idea that Taco, as much as I'm tempted
to try to cave in and go, yeah, let's go
(17:37):
ahead and pursue that. I just I flashed back to
those almost two years that ended up being that.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
You can't think of that I have to being fired.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
What he's talking about, well not Look, lots of us
have lost jobs, all right, and will lose jobs again
in the future. But the timing of that whole thing.
If you recall when we got booted from here, it
was the worst timing. It was two thousand and eight,
right when everything crashed, everything and there was no work
(18:10):
out there.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
It was the perfect storm. I remember Pat called me
up one day and saying, you realize we're like victims
of the perfect storm. And he was right. The real
estate market went to the crapper.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Everything as a result, just the economy tanked and there
was no work. People were losing jobs, there were no opportunities,
and somehow got through and managed to survive it. Learned
a lot from that, and I don't ever want to
go through that again, is all I'm saying, dude.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
But again, it was even worse for us. I know
it was bad for everybody, realtors, and I know of
some realtors that off themselves for God's sakes because of it,
one of them. But so it was bad for everybody,
but for us, it was the perfect storm because we
got fired about six to nine months before it crashed,
(19:03):
So I had multiple properties that I was, you know,
renting out and whatever. Oh God, that was painful time.
But I still think we could go and be adults
on a cruise with a bunch of our listeners. You say, so,
I'm gonna be an adult.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Famous last words?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Famous last words maybe were just like get rooms at
a hotel and throw a big party again.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
You see what I'm getting at here? Why set ourselves up?
Why even tempt fate? Because Fate's gonna find this show.
It does, it always does.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Don't don't.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Let's just stop there. Okay, right, I'm saying, stop with
the fate. I have to confess something this week. I
have turned over a new leaf. Okay, I know you're
rolling your eyes at this point, all of you.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Okay, what is this.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I'm a curmudgeon stuck in my way.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I have.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I have lifted my self imposed ban of watching dubbed
over TV shows. Never understood from foreign countries.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Never understood why you couldn't do that?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Because it drove me crazy. When when that's.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Part of your patients, that is that's a that's a
strain of the patient.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I don't know if it's patients or it just it
just drove me crazy. When the voice coming out of
someone doesn't match what they really look like. Your expectations
and then the lips don't match up with what they're
saying because it's overdubbed. But I've recently stumbled across a
couple of shows that were overdubbed, and the storylines were
right up my alley. I got sucked in and started watching,
(20:44):
and once I got a couple episodes in, I had
forgotten all about the Overdome.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
And that's what I tried telling you. What are the shows?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
The last one was I just finished up? Oh in
this kind of irritated me too. It's called Eastern Gate.
It's a it's a drama Polish show, Polish show, and.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Figured with the Eastern it was something like that.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
And it's really really good, super violent and just great storyline,
good characters and one of the female spices.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, all that up.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
So so I got into watching that and I was
watching and the way it ended, it just ended, and
then it it.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
That was it.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
There's there's no more episodes and it left as a cliffhanger.
So the first thing I do, I go, none of
this got resolved. What's going on? So I go, I
look up, is there going to be a second season
of this? It has not been determined whether or not
there will be a second season, right, so I'm like,
are you kidding me? So I have to sit here
and just wonder, you know, where all these storylines and
(21:53):
plots that have been developed over the course of the
show are going.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
I got used to it because there are a couple
different shows that I liked that you had to watch
with that, that's what it was, because they were in
different languages. They've spoken different languages. One of them was
The Bank Heist or whatever where they take over this mask. Yeah, yeah,
I forget what it was called.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I think it was called bank I think the Heist
or something like that. And there's a couple of seasons
of that.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah, that one was good, and uh so that gout
got me. But I just I don't have a problem.
But plus below Deck, I have to watch that with
the with the the words flat the sub bub.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Close caps.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah, I have to because their accents. You can't understand
a lot of them, even though they're just awesy and
it's so deep that you're like, okay, wait, I gotta
But then if I'm having to read read back what
they said, then I missed the titty shots and you
know the different things, and I'm like, hold on, I
didn't start rewinding and then my TV gets a skip
(22:52):
in it anyway, But yeah, so I watch all those
like that.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
So does that yes or no? Fall into Lynch has
turned over a new leaf about something.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
At least I think that it's I think it's. As
I said, one strand of your patience thing is, if
you could do that, then you can be patient. Okay,
patient I get crazy. Well you said you were doing
patience for your news resolution. I still haven't had fast
food and we're in March. Bro, it's pretty damn good.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Oh speaking of food, one one because I'm getting hungry.
I'm not lying because it's it's like lunchtime for us.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
At this point, dude, that that uh that new uh
huge meatball palm sub at at costco is is is money.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
It is, Dude.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
I told you about it and you ended up getting one, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I fed it, fed the whole family one night. Well
there's only three of us there now, but all three
of us one night, then two of us the following day,
and then there was a little a little piece too.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I don't even think the hungriest construction worker could eat
that whole sub in one city.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
No, I mean you, I mean, I know you could.
There's somebody that could.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
You certainly would feel like ass afterwards.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I would think it was like when Jersey Mike's First
was open up down here at least, and and they
had their monster ass big sub, you know what I'm saying,
Like whatever, they.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Still have the giant sized sub there, I know, but.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I'm saying it was when Jersey Mike's First opened and
we were all introduced that huge ass sub, you were like,
ohly gosh, yeah, that's how this one is because with
that sub, I know, I could last.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Three days off this meatball parm sub that the Costco
has now in that like the prepared food area. It's
like it's on a whole loaf of bread and it's
just split open and the meat whole meatballs that which
they now cut in half, which has been helpful, layered
with the cheese, and you just take it home and
you throw it in the oven and you broil that
thing for you know, twenty minutes or whatever, and it
(24:54):
it's it's uh.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Who I talked to the guy one of the people
that works back in the meat department. Yeah, and he said,
I go, man, my partner, I say partner, and then
people think are gay? Right, So I just said, oh,
my co worker, I corrected myself. My coworker said this thing,
so he goes it really is, he said, He said,
I make them and we use all fresh ingredients, and
(25:18):
you could tell it's good.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
But the other part too, is if you go and
get just a regular, like a foot long sub, you're
north of ten bucks now on those things easy, those
huge meat but are like fourteen fifteen bucks at Costco.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
A meat Paul's sub was last week's special and I
didn't get it. Damn it. I just realized the sub
of the week last week. It has today. No at
publics because you mentioned getting the sub somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Well, yeah, but no, if you if you're gonna be
spending that amount on a sub match from go Big
or golm Man, definitely. So I do a little culinary
tip of the week.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
I would sometimes lynch, I'll get those Public's homemade meatballs
that they have the aprons or whatever, and uh whip
those up big ass, big ass loaf of Italian bread,
just like at Costco. And loaded up myself due homemade
pretty solid.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
One final thought to tempt fate here before we wrap
up off the air. Yeah, but does does Costco uh
uh in their prepared food?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Have egg girls, I'm going to Costco todays. Oh, you
cheat on you cheat?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Nope, Nope, nope, double a not not yet. Don't thank
you for checking out.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
We'll let you.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
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