March 13, 2025 • 30 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello everybody, time for another all new episode of Off
the Air, the weekly podcast from the Lynch and Taco
Morning Show here at one O one one w j
r R. In Beautiful Maitland, Florida.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Thank you for waiting for me.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
That's Taco Bob and Pat Lynch.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
That's all what I brought you back, right I do.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
And if you weren't listening to our live show this
morning on j R R. We uh want to just
we both need a nap right now, to be honest
with you, That's what I.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Was just talking to the barbecue guys. Guys brought by
Brian and Jeff brought by Barbecue. Jeff will be competing
in the competition on Saturday. It's out in Leesburg. It's
Shamrock and Fest. And I went and grabbed myself some
extra ribs for lunch today and grabbed.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
You the uh swamp swamp. Yeah, this is a concoction
that I've never tried this before, and he gave me
the gist of how these are made. I'm gonna definitely
try this. Their meat made out of ground beef, venison
and collared greens all balled up into a meatball and
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then wrapped with bacon and smoked This is this is
a treat. I don't even know what to say. Man,
phenomenal And that's just a side. This dude, Jeff, he
is part of the competition this weekend at Shamrock Infest,
which is open to the public. It's a benefit for
the Firefighters Association here in Central Florida to do a
(01:29):
lot of good happened on Friday and Saturday in downtown Leesburg.
We would strongly encourage you to come. We're gonna be
there Saturday afternoon starting it too. But the barbecue competition.
Jeff's on one of the teams that's in this, and
this is a sanctioned barbecue event. This dude knows what
the hell he's doing. Been up all night cooking not
just these, but homemade potato salad, the cole saw everything
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that goes, you know as the sides, and then he
brought us just trace full of fresh smoked brisket and ribs.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, and like you said, it's a sanctioned event. These
are the dudes that you know, like if you've ever
watched on the food channels, as I watched that lot
the guys that go on the in the big barbecue competitions,
and they said that they send that bald head. That's
not a nice way, said the baldhead. Baldheaded. He's a
really nice guy, a really deep voice, probably from all
(02:20):
the barbecue smoke and uh, and he's one of the
guys that goes around and interviews everybody.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
This just phenomenal, phenomenal. We want to thank those guys
again and we look forward to seeing them this weekend.
It's gonna be a good time weather. It's gonna be
looking good to tacomm hm.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
So I'm gonna be in the eighties and sunny. So
you got to take advantage of that when you live
in Florida.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah. So, now Jeff has given me another item to
put on the try to do on your own list
in the backyard. You got it, no doubt about it.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yes, I gave you a little bit of this info
earlier when you and I were chatting just bs and
in between songs and stuff. I want to give you
the rest of this story that happened yesterday afternoon and
then ask you a question about should I do anything?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Oh the kids? Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
So I uh, I was at home yesterday and I
had the house opened up because it was nice and breezy,
and it was pretty nice out. So I'm like, I
don't know how many more how much more free air
conditioning we're going to get before we have to just
you know, lock it down and hit the AC for
the next six months. So I had things opened up
and I was just chilling them there by myself, just
me and the dog and the cats, and I was
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kind of just doom scrolling on the iPad, and I
heard some voices sound like they're coming from the front
of the house.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
But the hell's doom scrolling?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I've never heard of that? You never heard that? No,
I like to know new terms, just scrolling through my
feeds just.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Really okay, got all the gloom and doon now.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
So anyway, I hear these voices. You know, it's usually
pretty quiet around that time of the day. So I
go and look out the front of these and there's
two teenagers sitting on a bench that's almost directly in
front of our house. In the median area. My street
is separated by this large grassy median. There's trees, there's
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some benches throughout the neighborhood, and they were sitting on dose.
They had their bikes kickstanded up in the road, partially
blocking the road. I'm like I was, so I'm listening.
They're bs and back and forth, and then I smelled
it and I saw it, and they're just sitting there
smoking weed.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Okay, how old are these teams?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Probably thirteen or fourteen, So I'm like, a couple of
teams smoking weed? All right, whatever, what would you do
about it? Though? This is the part I didn't tell you.
So I walked away, went back to my doom scroll,
and I kept hearing it, you know, kept hearing them.
And then I went and looked one more time, and
they were wrapping up and getting their bikes and leaving.
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When I realized I knew one of them was the
child of somebody in our neighborhood that I encounter on
a regular basis good.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Good friend or just an acquaintance.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I we are on a first name basis. We don't
really to coin a term here, barbecue together. It's not
that we we just it's not that kind of relationship.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
But it's, hey, hey, Fred, good, how you doing. Pat
enough to know that this is one of their kids,
and that he probably wouldn't want him smoking weed, especially
in front of our house on a bench.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Thus the question I'm going to ask here, don't get involved,
which is you know me, that's where I tend to
land on things. That's not my issue. But also being
a parent myself, would I asked the question and do
the exercise if the shoe was on the other foot
and it was my kid who was out there and
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another neighbor saw the kid doing this? What I want
to know about And the answer is absolutely yes. So
here I am, and I know, if not today, probably
tomorrow I will run into this neighbor while I'm out
walking the dog.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Here's my my. The way I look at it, If
you really want my advice is I take a gander
from the thirteen year old.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Bob me when yes, thirteen old year old Bob was
a shithead.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yes, and I was smoking weed. And would I want
my friend's parents to go my parents' friend to come
and wrap me out? Hell no, So I would just
do the not involved.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Somebody's gonna tell him, and that way you don't have
the uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Now every time that you walk, it's gonna be hey, Fred,
how are you? And he's gonna, oh, hey man, great,
you caught my kid smoke a pot on the bench.
Now I'm a loser. It is how it could be taken.
And you wouldn't want that.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
No, no, not at all. And again I'm not out
to try to wreck this kid's world.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
No, what did your wife say?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I don't even tell her. Actually I didn't see her
last night and she had a work late. I was
already in bed when she got home from work. So
I have to run a buyer today get her feedback.
But I'm tending to land on it roll.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I think that's the way to go.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Let it roll, eggs, hit it ege debby.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
So do you even tell the wife not to go
too deep on you? But why even put the seed
in her head to you.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Know, she would know if she didn't see it herself,
she's not gonna take it.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I wouldn't think she's not that way now. But again,
I I've known your wife a long time and I
don't think she'd do that.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
No, not not at all. But anyway, so I just
thought i'd run that by you. See what, see what
your thoughts were, So just let it, let it be.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
And I mean, some people consider me a life coach.
So you ran up by the right guy.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Keywords some people, I joke some people. Uh, I guess.
While we're on the subject of teenage shenanigans and hijinks,
the lockdown starts today in uh Volusia County, New Simerna specifically, huh.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
And I told you during our on air show that
I saw a friend that I've known forever, and I
told her, I know your boy's going to be down
by Flagler because they have a place over the beach,
and Jesus Acid, listen to me. I know that you
normally don't listen to me. Or I said, make sure
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he's mining his you know whatever. Because Chitwood has said, hey,
spring breakers, we don't want you in Volusia County. You
don't spend any money, you don't do this. If you
get arrested, your parents are having to come and pick
you up. Dude.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yes, now they're really to be fair here. The law
enforcement and county and City of New Samurna officials are
aiming these wishes at underage folks, not you know, twenty
something college students are coming to spend a good amount
of money and time here who can get into trouble.
We granted, been there, done that, but it's these throngs
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of teens that are showing up for a bunch of
the school districts all have spring break at the same time,
you got the senior skip day happening, and they just
have their hands full over there, and they're they're just
putting the word out in advance of You're just not
gonna put up with it.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, and again it's mainly the high school kids. And
I have seen it down there at Flagler. I used
to go to Flagler. Well, I still do, but as
a kid during spring break I used to go down there.
It was nothing like it was a couple of years ago.
When I saw it down there, it was like a
war zone. But Chitwood, there was a post a listener
(09:22):
turned me onto.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, this is the put up or shut up backing
up his words, right, yep.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah, this is an Instagram or a tweet something from Chitwood.
It says a mom had to make a two hundred
twenty six mile drive from Berkley, Georgia, to the Family
Resource Center in Daytona Beach to pick up her sixteen
year old who was arrested on the beach yesterday for
alcohol violation. Again, Oh he told you so. We're trying
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to get that word out to our listeners and any
even teens that are listening. Man, careful, you know, they're
they're they're looking for it because they want to keep
our beaches in order and clean and so.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Look, and we've been that age, been there, done that,
and want you to have a blast on spring break.
Just know though that you're rolling the dice. If you're
going to try to, you know, put one over over there,
because they're just it's like zero tolerance.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I was the thirteen year old on the bench smoking
the joint in Samarna. So yeah, we definitely have been there.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I'll never forget. I may have told part of this
story before. But uh oh the wall, you guys party
teenage years? No no, no, no, no, that was something
different when I was in my twenties. But teenage years,
we had to spots in the woods. You could walk
through the woods and get to a sea wall that
was right on the inner coastal and we would just
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you know, we meet a couple buddies, would always buy
beer and just sit back there and you know, drink
beer and hang out and just kind of keep ourselves.
We were doing and we've done this dozens and dozens
of times, but it only took once to get scared straight.
We were getting done and we were walking back through
the woods towards you know, back out to the roadway,
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and there's a path enough to drive back there, which
sometimes people do, they drive down there to fish off
the sea wall. Right, sure, And we're walking down the
path and there's headlights coming at us. It's just after
it got dark, just after it got dark, and we're
not thinking anything of it until it's too late, and
it's a police car. It's a Paul Lice car. So
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someone called the cops on us while we were down
there because there's some were some condos with an earshot.
I guess they either spotted us or we're bothering them
or whatever. So the cop shows up and it stops us.
There's there's like four of us and says, guys, what
you're doing back here? You know this is private property,
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which we had no clue. We just thought it was
some woods, you know. Oh, I'm just walking back to
the road. Well, why were you down here? He already
knows the answered all the questions he's asking, and we're uh,
he just drinking beer. Huh, drinking beer? Right, what's in
the bag, But he was holding a bag. Still. The
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cop was honest before he even we even realized it
was a cop, so he couldn't even throw it. So
he goes, give me a bag, give me in the bag.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
It had.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
We had left the empties, so I was with his
mistake number two. I knew that. So he takes what's
left of the beer and makes us pour it out.
All right. Then he says, he goes, where are the
ones already drank? He goes, they're on the ground by
the sea wall, right, yes, sir, like, yes, sir, And
we're all being very you know, cooperative. Goes, get your
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asses back down there, pick them up. So we go
back down there. We come back his way, and we think, okay,
we're done. He's gonna let us. He goes get in
the car. Oh now, he did not handcuff us or anything.
He just had us all get in the car. And
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if he didn't take us down to the police station
and put us in a cell, uh huh, put us
all in a cell for what seemed like eternity.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Called mom and dad.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Didn't he no, he did not, he did not. So
he let us stew in there for a little while,
and we had no idea what was happening because he
really hadn't asked us any information, and he just knew
we were some underage local punks. And to be honest
with you, I found out later that he did know
who we were because he knew where we all worked
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and he had seen us there of Savskys as you know,
teenagers in a grocery store. And uh, he comes in
and he goes, all right, guys, uh, let's talk a
little bit about what happened here. We're gonna have to
let your parents know. And we're like, oh, dude, come
on man, and he's like, actually, he said, I misspoke.
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You're going to tell your parents what happened. He goes,
and you're going to walk home and tell him what happened.
So he made us walk home from the police station
to our houses and not a mile. We're supposed it
was farther than that, and uh, we're supposed to tell
our parents what had happened. And then he uh wanted
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a report back the following day by ten.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Am as to what they said.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
And now he knew full well, full well that none
of us were going to go home and tell our
parents would have, of course not, which we didn't. And
then we all, you know, one by one called him
the next Oh it was horrible, man, I'll never do
that again. That's all he wanted to hear us say,
of course that you know, you taught us a leslid.
You showed up the upper hand do an old, scared
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straight thing, and you know, I look back now and
I laugh. And he accomplished his goal for about two days.
Did you ever tell for about two days we didn't
go drink underage someplace where we get busted. We just
found a new spot later in the week.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
It wasn't the seawall anymore, right exactly? Did uh? Did
you ever tell you your parents?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I think I did years later. I think I at
least told my My dad probably had already died by
the time I told my mom. Uh huh, but uh,
I think I told her that. If not, she's probably
listened to the podcast now now she knows. Sorry, Mom,
it's probably I don't know, sixteen fifteen or sixteen, maybe
wasn't driving yet really on my own.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
So as you know, younger, we had a similar are
ar busted story. That will never forget that my buddies
and I'll never forget. Is also a big part of nicknames.
When you said me and all my friends have nicknames.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
All of Bob's friends, including you, pat Patty the Great
for your dad or read whatever you know, they all
have nicknames.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yeah, So part of that is from this story where
we were partying. Where do you think? What does lover
always say to me?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Winter park weed?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Down at Katie Way Trail. So we were down by
Katieway trailing this little it used to be woods back
in there and part of it. And uh so we
were there, you know, had some had some lady friends
with us, and we're drinking beers and we're you know,
we are the cream and the crop. We're the cool guy.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yeah, we are the ship man.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
We're smoking SIGs, drinking beer, hanging with some chicks, and
all of a sudden cop pulls up. He's as gut,
don't even bother. He goes, I'm coming. He goes, Okay,
dump all those out, said made the same thing as
you dump the beers out, the whole routine. And then
he goes, all right, here's what I want you to do.
I want you to come and and or give me
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your addresses.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
So we're kind of going, oh shit, we're done. Dude.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
My dad was a drug counselor when I was in school,
so I was thinking I'm cooked. So turns out he
never came to my house, but he went to Dave's house.
Delt to Dave and said, Hey, I need you. I'm
gonna let you off. I'm not gonna tell your parents,
but I need you to kind of like, you know,
if you see any stuff going on at school, I
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need you to report it to me. Right, he was
as he was. He was the liaison officer at our school,
sign signing you guys up to be cyes.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yes, And meanwhile he's got the biggest batch of shitheads ever.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Right, We're just and he doesn't even realize it. He's
like he busted us about a year later doing a
subway scam where you pulled up to the subway covered
the license plate, which is very illegal with paper subway.
The sandwich shop, yeah, watered the sandwiches. And then you
get him and haul glass out in the car.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Well, he pulled up on our getaway car with the
with the thing covered and he is, uh, Harry Toad
for Dave.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
And then I forget they like, because he asked what
our what our nicknames were, and Venus because.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Oh god, your nickname was Venus.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Dave was because when we were we were chick or
treating one year and we dressed up like girls and
this little old lady goes, oh, you said cute little girls.
What your name? And he goes, we're really hot and
the kids that shouldn't be, you know, like a trick
or treat anymore. And Dave goes, I'm Dave Venus. And
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then we had this guy Charles with us. He was
he was Charlene, and I forget what mine was. I
think it was ROBERTA or whatever. So then everybody we
always called Dave Venus. So when this cop busted us,
he goes, he goes, what's your nickname? You're thinking like
for Bob or for Bobby it would be Bob. Well
for Dave, he goes Venus.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
So this guy came by Dave's house and he goes, hey, Venus,
I need you to check out some stuff, and he
called us by her nicknames. Pat it was we never
rated anybody out.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Why would did you ever feed him any information? Though?
That was just bs.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Now that's what I'm saying. We never told him anything,
but when they'd walk into parties and if he was one,
he'd be like, guys.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
What are you doing here and finding names for you? Yes? Sure,
doing some investigations, Charlene, right here, we're your CEIs confidential informant.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Come on, dude. But yeah, he tried making us see
eyes perhaply we were like we were driving with somebody else.
We were like fourteen or fifteen years old.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
You guys were doing that dining dash.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
The subway scam.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
That's that's that's awful.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
So he called you know what, you guess what subway was? Right?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
You know where the Popeyes on Fairbanks is, uh yeah,
in that caty corner.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Yeah, right on the corner of Fairbanks and uh seventeen
ninety two right right behind that kind of there was
this little subway because you were hidden off or they
couldn't see. Well, somebody saw called the cops and yeah,
now walks the officer. Venus, what are you guys up to? Now?
I got to call him and tell him by that today.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
God, if those types of things were the worst things
that police had to deal with with teams these days.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Cobb got busted some of.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
This stuff that goes on now. Man, you look, You're like, wow,
that is that's like major league compared to you know,
back in grade school in high school, were going, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Cob got busted. We got busted at a big raging
party at my buddy Mike's house. And I'm right on
Katie Waite Trail, his place backed up to it. We
were the three, one, three, four of us that didn't run,
right because because the cops knew who we were, venus
and whatever. Yeah, So that was where I made pinball
Pete Eda Sigg because okay, Cobb was driving the car,
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his Suzuki Samurai. In the back of said car, it's
full of police ticket books. He was on, uh what
do you call it?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Community service already for getting in trouble. So he had
to fill out or stamp all these ticket books for
the cops.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
And then bring them back. So they are coming to
the party. We don't run because they already know who
we are. And and we sit there and they go,
all right, you guys are coming with us, All right,
what do you tell what? He goes, Yeah, we're taking
to the station. You gotta call your parents. I'm like, dude,
I told you, my dad's a drug counselor. He's gonna
put me under to the grave. And he's like, good,
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maybe you'll learn. And so while we're sitting there, you know,
light up a sig obviously to get covered of the
beer breath.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Sure that works every time.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Yeah, And.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
While you're at it, the guy obviously said, put out
the cigarette. So I told Pete. When the guy walked back,
he said, you guys, sit right on his curb. He
walks back over to his car and go, Pete, I said,
eat the cigarette. I said, you know, because I was still,
even though I knew I was in trouble, was still
being the ultimate little book bully slash dick that I was.
And uh, oh, I got another story to tell and
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uh and so he ate it. And then I remember
they called all our parents and and said, yep, come
on down and get him. I did to look them out.
Your dad, look at what you do for eleven.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I wasn't.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I wouldn't participating.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I can't believe what my classmates are into. It's horrible.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Yeah, he didn't hear your nickname, dude, But I was
thinking of the story of what I did to rest
in peace our buddy Scott. When uh, when we were
talking about making somebody eat something. Remember what the car
breaking down on the way to the beach.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
This is the big Gulf one.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
It's not big Golf. That was a different friend that. No,
this is uh, We're we're on the way to New Smart.
I'll make this super quick. I know, I tell long stories.
We're on the way to New Smirna and car breaks down,
our buddy Scott's car and uh. And when it broke down,
we had to push it down. I formal since I
was one of the littlest ones. I was in the
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driver's seat. You know, you want the least wait in
the car because then we got to push.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
It up this big old hill trying to get to
the next exit.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yes, and we're going up the exit. It was when
the land exit was like this kind of so we
get it up there and I think it was the
land exit and then uh, and I knew when I
was getting pushed in the car, because Scott is a
stingy sum bitch. I go again, rest in peace, buddy,
I go. I know exactly he's and I read his mind.
So there was a mountain dew in there.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
That was his.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Nobody else had anything to drink because we're on the
way to the beach we just go to every day
we'd go surfing. Didn't think about it. So I grabbed
the Mountain Dew bottle and I rubbed it on my
buttle like that, and I put the cap back on.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
So you took the cap off, Yes, rubbed it on
your winker. Yeah, it was more of like this.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
I started rubbing on the winker. I'm like, I'm gonna
spell this. So I did one of these swipes like.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
This credit card style.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yeah, and then went around the whole top and then
put the lid back on and light clock. As soon
as we got up the hill and up the exit ramp,
we're sitting there.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I can't believe your.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Piece of shit car broke down, and I'm complaining about
this dude who drove us to the beach every day
on his parents credit card that they didn't know we
were using. We went all the way to Cape Patteris
on that credit card. But on that trip I knew
that he I knew he wouldn't give.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
It a sip of the drink, and he goes. I go, dude,
I'm so thirsty steering really wore me out nil, but
I had to get out and push for a little
bit too towards once we were getting up there, Oh
it's my turn to sitting there. Get out. So that's
when I did the b H trick on his thing
and then he goes, I go, god, man, I'm so thirsty.
(24:42):
I have a sip of your thing. He goes nope,
and started doing this, putting the bottle up to him,
going and licked the thing and then took a sip.
And I go and Dave is going, oh my god.
And Scott's like, what what because he knew so obviously
who's with Yeah, you're not gonna share, right, He goes, Nope,
(25:06):
you're ragging on my car. We're broken down to the
I go, ho, my butthole, taste.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
That's my butthole.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
You're tasting, Ladies, listen to the podcast. I truly apologize.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
So you just named this episode, by the way, without
inadvertently uh good times?
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Act. Did he blow a circuit? Blow a fuse? At
that point, he was already so pissed. He just started
walking away and he's which, I care, really can't those
very uncool to do? Somebody texted in and said, lo,
l the blue Wall. Is that what the blue Wall?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Was it? The blue Wall? No, he's he's talking about
he's referencing we ran into the blue Wall, sitting on
the seawall drinking beer. The blue Wall, the police.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I gotcha.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
I got blue Line, then blue Line.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Oh, speaking of blue Line, I know that we're getting
them or you know, honor of Saint Patrick's Day, as
your wife figured this out. Yet, what what's the show?
I like blue Bloods. They're doing a blue Blood marathon
on one of the stations, back to back blue Bloods.
I'm thinking it's all the way until Saint Patty's Day
because they're a big Catholic Irish family.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Have you not seen every episode by now?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
I think I have, but I still watch two of
them yesterday.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
I'm guilty with that. With Law and Order, cause there's
some for Law and Orders one that's on some channel
twenty four hours a day. It's on multiple channels, so
I mean it's like, if you're ever a loss for
something and you like crime drama, you can always find
a Law and Order. And I swear to god, it
amazes me how many times I'll put one on and
I don't think I've seen this one. And even going
(26:41):
back when that thing first started, I had watched it
on a pretty regular basis, and I still see episode like,
how many freaking episodes of this thing did they make?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
And you watched them all and then you rewatch them?
Because yesterday I started watching it as I go, hold on,
I know what happens. After about twenty minutes, they go,
I do.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
What happened this?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah? You dumb ass?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
You speaking of shows, And we'll rap with this because
this news just came out late yesterday. Speaking of shows,
you need to get on board with land Man. They
did renew it for a second season on Paramount Plus.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I have to buy Paramount I can't buy any more.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
As I'm telling you right now. I was the same way,
and we got Paramount Plus for Oh. I know why
we ended up with it because we had Showtime before
and then they folded the Showtime app into Paramount Plus.
And we've had it since. And I've discovered there's quite
a few shows I like on there, but land Man
with Billy Bob Thornton. Dude, I'm telling you another Tyler
(27:38):
Sheridan show. He's the dude who does the one you try. Yeah,
it's one of his shows and it's phenomenal. So there's
going to be a season two of that.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
All I've heard is great things about that show. And
you know, the super hot one. I don't know if
it's the mom or his wife.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
But it's his his ex wife, and then they're back together,
and then they have the daughter together, her and a
son who are all part of the show. The teenage
daughter is Helen Wheels teenage. Yeah, well she plays a
teenager on the show.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
She's a real actress.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
That's a teen she she's of age, but yeah, she
plays a teenager in the show.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
I don't know if that's the one.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
She's a little hussy.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
If that's the blondish hair, they all.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Have blonde hair, yes, it's Texas.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
But it's either that one or his wife.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
That was the one and the same. She the daughter
is just a younger version of the wife.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
It was the one that's in Friday Night Lights the
high school football. Obviously you can figure that out Friday
Night Lights. I'm just I just want to show the characters.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
So that is it? This one right here, that's the
mother you mean, yeah, if it is, that's a much
younger picture of her. Does that doesn't look like her? Then? Oh?
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Well, trust me, I don't.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
I'm sorry. I'm bad with actor and actor his name,
so don't. I can't just punch up the name off
the top of my head.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Noah, well, I wish they could click on this and
you could see the chick. Look, you'll have to pull over.
You see the guy that's like in the flannel shirt,
and then look in the kid photo.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, the guy.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
See the blonde right next to him?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Huh? Is that her?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Is she? One of them?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Might be? I don't know how old is that show?
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Oh, well, over ten to fifteen.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
No, I doubt that's her then, because she's she's still
really fairly young. Okay, yeah, she's probably I don't know
her real age, but she plays a teenager in the show.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yeah. See now there she is that blondish one.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I don't think that's her now anyways, So people.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Have told me that one of those people's in Landmark,
all right, and whatever the hell?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Land Man, yeah, land Man, all right, Hey, everybody, thank
you for putting up with our nonsense on and off
the air. With our off the air podcast, we throw
a new episodes your way every Thursday. So with that,
we're gonna sign off for now and we'll get together
again soon. Have a great day.
Hello everybody, time for another all new episode of Off
the Air, the weekly podcast from the Lynch and Taco
Morning Show here at one O one one w j
r R. In Beautiful Maitland, Florida.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Thank you for waiting for me.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
That's Taco Bob and Pat Lynch.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
That's all what I brought you back, right I do.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
And if you weren't listening to our live show this
morning on j R R. We uh want to just
we both need a nap right now, to be honest
with you, That's what I.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Was just talking to the barbecue guys. Guys brought by
Brian and Jeff brought by Barbecue. Jeff will be competing
in the competition on Saturday. It's out in Leesburg. It's
Shamrock and Fest. And I went and grabbed myself some
extra ribs for lunch today and grabbed.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
You the uh swamp swamp. Yeah, this is a concoction
that I've never tried this before, and he gave me
the gist of how these are made. I'm gonna definitely
try this. Their meat made out of ground beef, venison
and collared greens all balled up into a meatball and
(01:07):
then wrapped with bacon and smoked This is this is
a treat. I don't even know what to say. Man,
phenomenal And that's just a side. This dude, Jeff, he
is part of the competition this weekend at Shamrock Infest,
which is open to the public. It's a benefit for
the Firefighters Association here in Central Florida to do a
(01:29):
lot of good happened on Friday and Saturday in downtown Leesburg.
We would strongly encourage you to come. We're gonna be
there Saturday afternoon starting it too. But the barbecue competition.
Jeff's on one of the teams that's in this, and
this is a sanctioned barbecue event. This dude knows what
the hell he's doing. Been up all night cooking not
just these, but homemade potato salad, the cole saw everything
(01:51):
that goes, you know as the sides, and then he
brought us just trace full of fresh smoked brisket and ribs.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, and like you said, it's a sanctioned event. These
are the dudes that you know, like if you've ever
watched on the food channels, as I watched that lot
the guys that go on the in the big barbecue competitions,
and they said that they send that bald head. That's
not a nice way, said the baldhead. Baldheaded. He's a
really nice guy, a really deep voice, probably from all
(02:20):
the barbecue smoke and uh, and he's one of the
guys that goes around and interviews everybody.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
This just phenomenal, phenomenal. We want to thank those guys
again and we look forward to seeing them this weekend.
It's gonna be a good time weather. It's gonna be
looking good to tacomm hm.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
So I'm gonna be in the eighties and sunny. So
you got to take advantage of that when you live
in Florida.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah. So, now Jeff has given me another item to
put on the try to do on your own list
in the backyard. You got it, no doubt about it.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yes, I gave you a little bit of this info
earlier when you and I were chatting just bs and
in between songs and stuff. I want to give you
the rest of this story that happened yesterday afternoon and
then ask you a question about should I do anything?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Oh the kids? Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
So I uh, I was at home yesterday and I
had the house opened up because it was nice and breezy,
and it was pretty nice out. So I'm like, I
don't know how many more how much more free air
conditioning we're going to get before we have to just
you know, lock it down and hit the AC for
the next six months. So I had things opened up
and I was just chilling them there by myself, just
me and the dog and the cats, and I was
(03:32):
kind of just doom scrolling on the iPad, and I
heard some voices sound like they're coming from the front
of the house.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
But the hell's doom scrolling?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I've never heard of that? You never heard that? No,
I like to know new terms, just scrolling through my
feeds just.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Really okay, got all the gloom and doon now.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
So anyway, I hear these voices. You know, it's usually
pretty quiet around that time of the day. So I
go and look out the front of these and there's
two teenagers sitting on a bench that's almost directly in
front of our house. In the median area. My street
is separated by this large grassy median. There's trees, there's
(04:14):
some benches throughout the neighborhood, and they were sitting on dose.
They had their bikes kickstanded up in the road, partially
blocking the road. I'm like I was, so I'm listening.
They're bs and back and forth, and then I smelled
it and I saw it, and they're just sitting there
smoking weed.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Okay, how old are these teams?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Probably thirteen or fourteen, So I'm like, a couple of
teams smoking weed? All right, whatever, what would you do
about it? Though? This is the part I didn't tell you.
So I walked away, went back to my doom scroll,
and I kept hearing it, you know, kept hearing them.
And then I went and looked one more time, and
they were wrapping up and getting their bikes and leaving.
(04:54):
When I realized I knew one of them was the
child of somebody in our neighborhood that I encounter on
a regular basis good.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Good friend or just an acquaintance.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I we are on a first name basis. We don't
really to coin a term here, barbecue together. It's not
that we we just it's not that kind of relationship.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
But it's, hey, hey, Fred, good, how you doing. Pat
enough to know that this is one of their kids,
and that he probably wouldn't want him smoking weed, especially
in front of our house on a bench.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Thus the question I'm going to ask here, don't get involved,
which is you know me, that's where I tend to
land on things. That's not my issue. But also being
a parent myself, would I asked the question and do
the exercise if the shoe was on the other foot
and it was my kid who was out there and
(05:45):
another neighbor saw the kid doing this? What I want
to know about And the answer is absolutely yes. So
here I am, and I know, if not today, probably
tomorrow I will run into this neighbor while I'm out
walking the dog.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Here's my my. The way I look at it, If
you really want my advice is I take a gander
from the thirteen year old.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Bob me when yes, thirteen old year old Bob was
a shithead.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yes, and I was smoking weed. And would I want
my friend's parents to go my parents' friend to come
and wrap me out? Hell no, So I would just
do the not involved.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Somebody's gonna tell him, and that way you don't have
the uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Now every time that you walk, it's gonna be hey, Fred,
how are you? And he's gonna, oh, hey man, great,
you caught my kid smoke a pot on the bench.
Now I'm a loser. It is how it could be taken.
And you wouldn't want that.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
No, no, not at all. And again I'm not out
to try to wreck this kid's world.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
No, what did your wife say?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I don't even tell her. Actually I didn't see her
last night and she had a work late. I was
already in bed when she got home from work. So
I have to run a buyer today get her feedback.
But I'm tending to land on it roll.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I think that's the way to go.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Let it roll, eggs, hit it ege debby.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
So do you even tell the wife not to go
too deep on you? But why even put the seed
in her head to you.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Know, she would know if she didn't see it herself,
she's not gonna take it.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I wouldn't think she's not that way now. But again,
I I've known your wife a long time and I
don't think she'd do that.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
No, not not at all. But anyway, so I just
thought i'd run that by you. See what, see what
your thoughts were, So just let it, let it be.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
And I mean, some people consider me a life coach.
So you ran up by the right guy.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Keywords some people, I joke some people. Uh, I guess.
While we're on the subject of teenage shenanigans and hijinks,
the lockdown starts today in uh Volusia County, New Simerna specifically, huh.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
And I told you during our on air show that
I saw a friend that I've known forever, and I
told her, I know your boy's going to be down
by Flagler because they have a place over the beach,
and Jesus Acid, listen to me. I know that you
normally don't listen to me. Or I said, make sure
(08:11):
he's mining his you know whatever. Because Chitwood has said, hey,
spring breakers, we don't want you in Volusia County. You
don't spend any money, you don't do this. If you
get arrested, your parents are having to come and pick
you up. Dude.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yes, now they're really to be fair here. The law
enforcement and county and City of New Samurna officials are
aiming these wishes at underage folks, not you know, twenty
something college students are coming to spend a good amount
of money and time here who can get into trouble.
We granted, been there, done that, but it's these throngs
(08:49):
of teens that are showing up for a bunch of
the school districts all have spring break at the same time,
you got the senior skip day happening, and they just
have their hands full over there, and they're they're just
putting the word out in advance of You're just not
gonna put up with it.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, and again it's mainly the high school kids. And
I have seen it down there at Flagler. I used
to go to Flagler. Well, I still do, but as
a kid during spring break I used to go down there.
It was nothing like it was a couple of years ago.
When I saw it down there, it was like a
war zone. But Chitwood, there was a post a listener
(09:22):
turned me onto.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, this is the put up or shut up backing
up his words, right, yep.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah, this is an Instagram or a tweet something from Chitwood.
It says a mom had to make a two hundred
twenty six mile drive from Berkley, Georgia, to the Family
Resource Center in Daytona Beach to pick up her sixteen
year old who was arrested on the beach yesterday for
alcohol violation. Again, Oh he told you so. We're trying
(09:52):
to get that word out to our listeners and any
even teens that are listening. Man, careful, you know, they're
they're they're looking for it because they want to keep
our beaches in order and clean and so.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Look, and we've been that age, been there, done that,
and want you to have a blast on spring break.
Just know though that you're rolling the dice. If you're
going to try to, you know, put one over over there,
because they're just it's like zero tolerance.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I was the thirteen year old on the bench smoking
the joint in Samarna. So yeah, we definitely have been there.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I'll never forget. I may have told part of this
story before. But uh oh the wall, you guys party
teenage years? No no, no, no, no, that was something
different when I was in my twenties. But teenage years,
we had to spots in the woods. You could walk
through the woods and get to a sea wall that
was right on the inner coastal and we would just
(10:50):
you know, we meet a couple buddies, would always buy
beer and just sit back there and you know, drink
beer and hang out and just kind of keep ourselves.
We were doing and we've done this dozens and dozens
of times, but it only took once to get scared straight.
We were getting done and we were walking back through
the woods towards you know, back out to the roadway,
(11:13):
and there's a path enough to drive back there, which
sometimes people do, they drive down there to fish off
the sea wall. Right, sure, And we're walking down the
path and there's headlights coming at us. It's just after
it got dark, just after it got dark, and we're
not thinking anything of it until it's too late, and
it's a police car. It's a Paul Lice car. So
(11:33):
someone called the cops on us while we were down
there because there's some were some condos with an earshot.
I guess they either spotted us or we're bothering them
or whatever. So the cop shows up and it stops us.
There's there's like four of us and says, guys, what
you're doing back here? You know this is private property,
(11:54):
which we had no clue. We just thought it was
some woods, you know. Oh, I'm just walking back to
the road. Well, why were you down here? He already
knows the answered all the questions he's asking, and we're uh,
he just drinking beer. Huh, drinking beer? Right, what's in
the bag, But he was holding a bag. Still. The
(12:15):
cop was honest before he even we even realized it
was a cop, so he couldn't even throw it. So
he goes, give me a bag, give me in the bag.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
It had.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
We had left the empties, so I was with his
mistake number two. I knew that. So he takes what's
left of the beer and makes us pour it out.
All right. Then he says, he goes, where are the
ones already drank? He goes, they're on the ground by
the sea wall, right, yes, sir, like, yes, sir, And
we're all being very you know, cooperative. Goes, get your
(12:47):
asses back down there, pick them up. So we go
back down there. We come back his way, and we think, okay,
we're done. He's gonna let us. He goes get in
the car. Oh now, he did not handcuff us or anything.
He just had us all get in the car. And
(13:09):
if he didn't take us down to the police station
and put us in a cell, uh huh, put us
all in a cell for what seemed like eternity.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Called mom and dad.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Didn't he no, he did not, he did not. So
he let us stew in there for a little while,
and we had no idea what was happening because he
really hadn't asked us any information, and he just knew
we were some underage local punks. And to be honest
with you, I found out later that he did know
who we were because he knew where we all worked
(13:39):
and he had seen us there of Savskys as you know,
teenagers in a grocery store. And uh, he comes in
and he goes, all right, guys, uh, let's talk a
little bit about what happened here. We're gonna have to
let your parents know. And we're like, oh, dude, come
on man, and he's like, actually, he said, I misspoke.
(14:01):
You're going to tell your parents what happened. He goes,
and you're going to walk home and tell him what happened.
So he made us walk home from the police station
to our houses and not a mile. We're supposed it
was farther than that, and uh, we're supposed to tell
our parents what had happened. And then he uh wanted
(14:24):
a report back the following day by ten.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Am as to what they said.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
And now he knew full well, full well that none
of us were going to go home and tell our
parents would have, of course not, which we didn't. And
then we all, you know, one by one called him
the next Oh it was horrible, man, I'll never do
that again. That's all he wanted to hear us say,
of course that you know, you taught us a leslid.
You showed up the upper hand do an old, scared
(14:51):
straight thing, and you know, I look back now and
I laugh. And he accomplished his goal for about two days.
Did you ever tell for about two days we didn't
go drink underage someplace where we get busted. We just
found a new spot later in the week.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
It wasn't the seawall anymore, right exactly? Did uh? Did
you ever tell you your parents?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I think I did years later. I think I at
least told my My dad probably had already died by
the time I told my mom. Uh huh, but uh,
I think I told her that. If not, she's probably
listened to the podcast now now she knows. Sorry, Mom,
it's probably I don't know, sixteen fifteen or sixteen, maybe
wasn't driving yet really on my own.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
So as you know, younger, we had a similar are
ar busted story. That will never forget that my buddies
and I'll never forget. Is also a big part of nicknames.
When you said me and all my friends have nicknames.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
All of Bob's friends, including you, pat Patty the Great
for your dad or read whatever you know, they all
have nicknames.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yeah, So part of that is from this story where
we were partying. Where do you think? What does lover
always say to me?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Winter park weed?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Down at Katie Way Trail. So we were down by
Katieway trailing this little it used to be woods back
in there and part of it. And uh so we
were there, you know, had some had some lady friends
with us, and we're drinking beers and we're you know,
we are the cream and the crop. We're the cool guy.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yeah, we are the ship man.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
We're smoking SIGs, drinking beer, hanging with some chicks, and
all of a sudden cop pulls up. He's as gut,
don't even bother. He goes, I'm coming. He goes, Okay,
dump all those out, said made the same thing as
you dump the beers out, the whole routine. And then
he goes, all right, here's what I want you to do.
I want you to come and and or give me
(16:43):
your addresses.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
So we're kind of going, oh shit, we're done. Dude.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
My dad was a drug counselor when I was in school,
so I was thinking I'm cooked. So turns out he
never came to my house, but he went to Dave's house.
Delt to Dave and said, Hey, I need you. I'm
gonna let you off. I'm not gonna tell your parents,
but I need you to kind of like, you know,
if you see any stuff going on at school, I
(17:07):
need you to report it to me. Right, he was
as he was. He was the liaison officer at our school,
sign signing you guys up to be cyes.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yes, And meanwhile he's got the biggest batch of shitheads ever.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Right, We're just and he doesn't even realize it. He's
like he busted us about a year later doing a
subway scam where you pulled up to the subway covered
the license plate, which is very illegal with paper subway.
The sandwich shop, yeah, watered the sandwiches. And then you
get him and haul glass out in the car.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Well, he pulled up on our getaway car with the
with the thing covered and he is, uh, Harry Toad
for Dave.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
And then I forget they like, because he asked what
our what our nicknames were, and Venus because.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Oh god, your nickname was Venus.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Dave was because when we were we were chick or
treating one year and we dressed up like girls and
this little old lady goes, oh, you said cute little girls.
What your name? And he goes, we're really hot and
the kids that shouldn't be, you know, like a trick
or treat anymore. And Dave goes, I'm Dave Venus. And
(18:26):
then we had this guy Charles with us. He was
he was Charlene, and I forget what mine was. I
think it was ROBERTA or whatever. So then everybody we
always called Dave Venus. So when this cop busted us,
he goes, he goes, what's your nickname? You're thinking like
for Bob or for Bobby it would be Bob. Well
for Dave, he goes Venus.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
So this guy came by Dave's house and he goes, hey, Venus,
I need you to check out some stuff, and he
called us by her nicknames. Pat it was we never
rated anybody out.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Why would did you ever feed him any information? Though?
That was just bs.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Now that's what I'm saying. We never told him anything,
but when they'd walk into parties and if he was one,
he'd be like, guys.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
What are you doing here and finding names for you? Yes? Sure,
doing some investigations, Charlene, right here, we're your CEIs confidential informant.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Come on, dude. But yeah, he tried making us see
eyes perhaply we were like we were driving with somebody else.
We were like fourteen or fifteen years old.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
You guys were doing that dining dash.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
The subway scam.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
That's that's that's awful.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
So he called you know what, you guess what subway was? Right?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
You know where the Popeyes on Fairbanks is, uh yeah,
in that caty corner.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Yeah, right on the corner of Fairbanks and uh seventeen
ninety two right right behind that kind of there was
this little subway because you were hidden off or they
couldn't see. Well, somebody saw called the cops and yeah,
now walks the officer. Venus, what are you guys up to? Now?
I got to call him and tell him by that today.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
God, if those types of things were the worst things
that police had to deal with with teams these days.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Cobb got busted some of.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
This stuff that goes on now. Man, you look, You're like, wow,
that is that's like major league compared to you know,
back in grade school in high school, were going, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Cob got busted. We got busted at a big raging
party at my buddy Mike's house. And I'm right on
Katie Waite Trail, his place backed up to it. We
were the three, one, three, four of us that didn't run,
right because because the cops knew who we were, venus
and whatever. Yeah, So that was where I made pinball
Pete Eda Sigg because okay, Cobb was driving the car,
(20:55):
his Suzuki Samurai. In the back of said car, it's
full of police ticket books. He was on, uh what
do you call it?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Community service already for getting in trouble. So he had
to fill out or stamp all these ticket books for
the cops.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
And then bring them back. So they are coming to
the party. We don't run because they already know who
we are. And and we sit there and they go,
all right, you guys are coming with us, All right,
what do you tell what? He goes, Yeah, we're taking
to the station. You gotta call your parents. I'm like, dude,
I told you, my dad's a drug counselor. He's gonna
put me under to the grave. And he's like, good,
(21:32):
maybe you'll learn. And so while we're sitting there, you know,
light up a sig obviously to get covered of the
beer breath.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Sure that works every time.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Yeah, And.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
While you're at it, the guy obviously said, put out
the cigarette. So I told Pete. When the guy walked back,
he said, you guys, sit right on his curb. He
walks back over to his car and go, Pete, I said,
eat the cigarette. I said, you know, because I was still,
even though I knew I was in trouble, was still
being the ultimate little book bully slash dick that I was.
And uh, oh, I got another story to tell and
(22:05):
uh and so he ate it. And then I remember
they called all our parents and and said, yep, come
on down and get him. I did to look them out.
Your dad, look at what you do for eleven.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I wasn't.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I wouldn't participating.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I can't believe what my classmates are into. It's horrible.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Yeah, he didn't hear your nickname, dude, But I was
thinking of the story of what I did to rest
in peace our buddy Scott. When uh, when we were
talking about making somebody eat something. Remember what the car
breaking down on the way to the beach.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
This is the big Gulf one.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
It's not big Golf. That was a different friend that. No,
this is uh, We're we're on the way to New Smart.
I'll make this super quick. I know, I tell long stories.
We're on the way to New Smirna and car breaks down,
our buddy Scott's car and uh. And when it broke down,
we had to push it down. I formal since I
was one of the littlest ones. I was in the
(22:58):
driver's seat. You know, you want the least wait in
the car because then we got to push.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
It up this big old hill trying to get to
the next exit.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yes, and we're going up the exit. It was when
the land exit was like this kind of so we
get it up there and I think it was the
land exit and then uh, and I knew when I
was getting pushed in the car, because Scott is a
stingy sum bitch. I go again, rest in peace, buddy,
I go. I know exactly he's and I read his mind.
So there was a mountain dew in there.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
That was his.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Nobody else had anything to drink because we're on the
way to the beach we just go to every day
we'd go surfing. Didn't think about it. So I grabbed
the Mountain Dew bottle and I rubbed it on my
buttle like that, and I put the cap back on.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
So you took the cap off, Yes, rubbed it on
your winker. Yeah, it was more of like this.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
I started rubbing on the winker. I'm like, I'm gonna
spell this. So I did one of these swipes like.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
This credit card style.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yeah, and then went around the whole top and then
put the lid back on and light clock. As soon
as we got up the hill and up the exit ramp,
we're sitting there.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I can't believe your.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Piece of shit car broke down, and I'm complaining about
this dude who drove us to the beach every day
on his parents credit card that they didn't know we
were using. We went all the way to Cape Patteris
on that credit card. But on that trip I knew
that he I knew he wouldn't give.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
It a sip of the drink, and he goes. I go, dude,
I'm so thirsty steering really wore me out nil, but
I had to get out and push for a little
bit too towards once we were getting up there, Oh
it's my turn to sitting there. Get out. So that's
when I did the b H trick on his thing
and then he goes, I go, god, man, I'm so thirsty.
(24:42):
I have a sip of your thing. He goes nope,
and started doing this, putting the bottle up to him,
going and licked the thing and then took a sip.
And I go and Dave is going, oh my god.
And Scott's like, what what because he knew so obviously
who's with Yeah, you're not gonna share, right, He goes, Nope,
(25:06):
you're ragging on my car. We're broken down to the
I go, ho, my butthole, taste.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
That's my butthole.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
You're tasting, Ladies, listen to the podcast. I truly apologize.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
So you just named this episode, by the way, without
inadvertently uh good times?
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Act. Did he blow a circuit? Blow a fuse? At
that point, he was already so pissed. He just started
walking away and he's which, I care, really can't those
very uncool to do? Somebody texted in and said, lo,
l the blue Wall. Is that what the blue Wall?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Was it? The blue Wall? No, he's he's talking about
he's referencing we ran into the blue Wall, sitting on
the seawall drinking beer. The blue Wall, the police.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I gotcha.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
I got blue Line, then blue Line.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Oh, speaking of blue Line, I know that we're getting
them or you know, honor of Saint Patrick's Day, as
your wife figured this out. Yet, what what's the show?
I like blue Bloods. They're doing a blue Blood marathon
on one of the stations, back to back blue Bloods.
I'm thinking it's all the way until Saint Patty's Day
because they're a big Catholic Irish family.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Have you not seen every episode by now?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
I think I have, but I still watch two of
them yesterday.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
I'm guilty with that. With Law and Order, cause there's
some for Law and Orders one that's on some channel
twenty four hours a day. It's on multiple channels, so
I mean it's like, if you're ever a loss for
something and you like crime drama, you can always find
a Law and Order. And I swear to god, it
amazes me how many times I'll put one on and
I don't think I've seen this one. And even going
(26:41):
back when that thing first started, I had watched it
on a pretty regular basis, and I still see episode like,
how many freaking episodes of this thing did they make?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
And you watched them all and then you rewatch them?
Because yesterday I started watching it as I go, hold on,
I know what happens. After about twenty minutes, they go,
I do.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
What happened this?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah? You dumb ass?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
You speaking of shows, And we'll rap with this because
this news just came out late yesterday. Speaking of shows,
you need to get on board with land Man. They
did renew it for a second season on Paramount Plus.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I have to buy Paramount I can't buy any more.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
As I'm telling you right now. I was the same way,
and we got Paramount Plus for Oh. I know why
we ended up with it because we had Showtime before
and then they folded the Showtime app into Paramount Plus.
And we've had it since. And I've discovered there's quite
a few shows I like on there, but land Man
with Billy Bob Thornton. Dude, I'm telling you another Tyler
(27:38):
Sheridan show. He's the dude who does the one you try. Yeah,
it's one of his shows and it's phenomenal. So there's
going to be a season two of that.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
All I've heard is great things about that show. And
you know, the super hot one. I don't know if
it's the mom or his wife.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
But it's his his ex wife, and then they're back together,
and then they have the daughter together, her and a
son who are all part of the show. The teenage
daughter is Helen Wheels teenage. Yeah, well she plays a
teenager on the show.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
She's a real actress.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
That's a teen she she's of age, but yeah, she
plays a teenager in the show.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
I don't know if that's the one.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
She's a little hussy.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
If that's the blondish hair, they all.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Have blonde hair, yes, it's Texas.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
But it's either that one or his wife.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
That was the one and the same. She the daughter
is just a younger version of the wife.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
It was the one that's in Friday Night Lights the
high school football. Obviously you can figure that out Friday
Night Lights. I'm just I just want to show the characters.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
So that is it? This one right here, that's the
mother you mean, yeah, if it is, that's a much
younger picture of her. Does that doesn't look like her? Then? Oh?
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Well, trust me, I don't.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
I'm sorry. I'm bad with actor and actor his name,
so don't. I can't just punch up the name off
the top of my head.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Noah, well, I wish they could click on this and
you could see the chick. Look, you'll have to pull over.
You see the guy that's like in the flannel shirt,
and then look in the kid photo.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, the guy.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
See the blonde right next to him?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Huh? Is that her?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Is she? One of them?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Might be? I don't know how old is that show?
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Oh, well, over ten to fifteen.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
No, I doubt that's her then, because she's she's still
really fairly young. Okay, yeah, she's probably I don't know
her real age, but she plays a teenager in the show.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yeah. See now there she is that blondish one.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I don't think that's her now anyways, So people.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Have told me that one of those people's in Landmark,
all right, and whatever the hell?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Land Man, yeah, land Man, all right, Hey, everybody, thank
you for putting up with our nonsense on and off
the air. With our off the air podcast, we throw
a new episodes your way every Thursday. So with that,
we're gonna sign off for now and we'll get together
again soon. Have a great day.
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