March 20, 2025 • 27 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, hello everybody, Welcome to another riveting episode of
(00:04):
Lynching Tacos off the Air.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Podcast Riveting I tell you yes, Taco Bomb.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Today is the first day of spring, so welcome to
spring everyone, Spring has sprung. I was just thinking as
I was walking back from using the men's room a
few minutes ago. Do you remember weeks to make us
do the spring cleaning around here?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Oh? My god, yeah, I do.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
What caused that to fizzle out?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
They don't know, but don't talk about it? Well, no, no,
I wanted to come back.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
No, no, I was wondering what why that alves because
they were so hot to trot and that they would
tell us for it seemed like four or five weeks
in advance. Mark your calendars. We're gonna have all the
cleaning products and whatever. And after you get done work
in your shift, stick around and do some cleaning.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
In your office your work space, and you know, maybe
help out by cleaning something in the kitchen. And then
afterwards everybody will get.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Like lunch, like pizza or something like that. And I
I know you know who, right, who was in charge
of it all?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
No, well, it was do you know I never participated
in that, right, not once, not once.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I always said, that's not my job.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
No, I just I just left on the day. I
just got done with the show and left. I never
got called on it.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I participated in it.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well, you like to clean, and you're a neat freak
over there. Not that I don't like it tidy and neat,
but no, I got better things to do.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Man. It wasn't that at all.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
It was that I was doing my little stint down
in the sales department and they took it.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Really.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I think that's why it was serious, because it gave
everybody a break.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
From having to do sales.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, and they could wear casual clothes. That's exactly what
it was. And then that filtered his way up here.
I think part of the reason is it's a waste
of time. Also, we have a cleaning team, the husband
and wife, and if it's your work area, you'd hopefully
be wiping it up every now and then. Anyway, And uh,
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and it's a new building.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
That's that's what occurred to me. I was walking back
from the restroom when when they did the renovation here
inside of our building for where our studios and offices are.
That happened during COVID. We told you the whole story
and that we were here through the whole time, not
only COVID, but the construction project that was going on
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as part of that. They threw away so much stuff.
There were points where we were looking at some of
the stuff that was being thrown away, going, I can't
believe they're throwing that away or that away, or.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The office chairs, this that, the other TVs, monitors, it's
all sorts of computer equipment.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I grabbed like five external hard drives still in the box,
brand new. Yeah, that they were just gonna throw away somehow.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I have one too. I don't know what to do
with it.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I I just remember somebody you or Rick said you'd
probably grab that.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Oh as hell it is.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
So there's really, like you said, there's not a whole
lot of stuff. The promotions department is always seems to
attract the most bulk and clutter. Yeah, it's just a
It's like a fungus that you put the disinfectant on
and you kill it off, but it inevitably starts to
grow back again.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
And that it's not surprising at all because in the
promotions department there's so much promotional stuff that of course
it's just gonna start cluttering up and need to be clean.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
But it's also the mentality of, oh, I might need
this down the road to see the same thing that
we all think where we live, where you know you're
hesitanting so many times to throw stuff away because you're like, oh, no, man,
you know, like that drawer full of shit cables and
god knows what you're never gonna use any of that
stuff and adapter.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Plug and there's screws in there, like random screws. I
told you that was part of the big garage clean out.
And I know I talk about this this clean out
a lot, but dude.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
That was the best feeling.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
How many how many truckloads of stuff I threw out?
How many bags down by the curb? How many things
that we just donated and gave away.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
George on a Facebook life says his spring cleaning consists
of rotating the beers in the fridge. How do you
get I kind of man, Yeah, a lot of like
you said, just gave the stuff away or tossed it, and.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It was just it was it was much better. You know, Well,
why didn't you have a garage sale with it?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I did this six month to a year rule and
I reenact or I enacted it.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
When we were doing the cleaning.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
My wife said, well, you know, I mean that we
really can't get rid of it. I said, you told
me that four years ago. I go, gone, and you agree.
I said, it's gone.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
What do you think? Come on? And I got her
pumped up on.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
It, and it was gone, Hey, we're on this subject.
Are you still entertaining the plan of getting out of
your house and living in a smaller place.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
No, not right now, because.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
You were you were hot to trot on that for
a while.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I know I was one all in and it was
because we were on a crunch line, a timeline where
my mother in law was selling her condo and then
we rethought that because it's upstairs and it would be
too small, you know, like if the daughters, if and
when they come home, because you know that happens with
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college kids majority come home. So it's like we we
tabled that idea, and then I looked around for rentals
just to cash out. That was the idea is we're
just gonna cash out and have no headache money buy
and buy a.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Place outright, Yeah, and have.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
The no headache money where you're walking around this place going,
oh shit, am I going to make.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
The next cots? Is it gonna be blood that day?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
And then I get to scramble to sell and take
a deal. So anyway, and then I talked to a
couple of.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
My realder buddies. Oh no.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
After I talked to one of the me, he goes, man,
that's a big move and it's a it is a
pain in the ass because he did it. And then
I searched around different houses around the area and everything
was so expensive.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
That I said, here's what here's what it is, and
you'll like this, look this logic. Here's what it is, babe.
Just think of it.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I'm talking to my wife. Oh, I'm like, hey, here's
here's what it is, babe. Just think of it like this.
We're living in a two thousand dollars a month rental.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
This is our rental. But don't think about that.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
We have to fix everything when it breaks, because we
already did.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, I just asked because I know you were gung
ho and I had heard anything in a while.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I was, you know, you know you're not selling Well
well no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Mine's for a different reason though. Yeah, And it gets
back to what we were just talking about. I look
around sometimes I'm like, I honestly have this conversation in
my own head with myself. I'm like, God, if I
ever had to move out of this place into like
an apartment or something just be ft, I like, I
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wouldn't even know where to start. I would not even
know where to start, because there's so many things that
I would absolutely not want to part with.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Storage is where you'd start. You'd go to a storage joint. Dude,
that's a racket.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Do you know that? We talked about opening one.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
But I'm telling you go down to the storage thing
and just make sure you get the aceed unit and
put all your you know, your records and this and that.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
You know how the storage the storage unit racket works, right?
You Have you ever had a storage unit?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I know that I've no, I've gone to get friends
stuff out of us. Story.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Well, we had one up until about just over a
year ago, I remember, right, So you go and you look,
you go to the store as a new customer, They
give you a great deal on whatever size unit you need,
and then they jacked the price up. And then they
turn around three months later and Jack it up again,
and they keep jacking it up, and they know you're
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nine out of ten people are just gonna keep paying
because it's the same reason the shit's in there. It's
because it's a pain in the ass to move it
to another place where they'll give you another deal to
start the whole process over again.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
And my wife and I thought of the same headaches
and same nightmares.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
We factored.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I mean, I wrote a pros and cons list of
selling and then going smaller, renting, and just and the
pros and cons list on. There was obviously that of
moving all that stuff out, and I told her, I said, nope,
why don't we just start fresh.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
We'll get one of those big, old.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Long dumpsters you know right in the front driveway that
you get when you get a new roof, and just
start walking it out doing a state sale, sell all
the furniture, and then start walking out anyway right here,
hire some guys to do the heavy lifting then, and
it's just a good feel of looking at something and
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going see that you can have it or throw it
out anything that doesn't sell in the estate in estates.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Hell, and then find a look for a good deal
on a on a condo that's some senior citizen has
recently checked out on and never updated since nineteen sixty eight.
It's fully furnished and like stepping into the time machine.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
But I don't want to get into the condo world
right now.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Well nobody should have a whole different conversation. But all right,
I just I was curious as to whether or not
you were still looking at doing that.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
And it was because I had another biscuit dangled over
my head that a friend he has like three of
them on Lake Maitland and he rents about the college
girls because they're clean and they're responsible usually and whatever,
and so one of them's moving out in April.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
But it was just time, pinch, are all cool?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
What is this listener or your storage? And its smoked
like dead mice And it was one of the oh
did they smell like dead miss And they said they
had an air condition one which they kept funding dead
mice in.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I guess that's nice.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, God anyway, Yeah, so I've kind of just put
that out of my mind. Cross that bridge when I
get to it, if I ever do. I saw this.
I don't know what to make of this, because what
you probably don't either because neither of us have tattoos. Okay,
reading about a fairly new trend of people who are
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willing to pay extra to have general anesthesia administered while
getting tattoos.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Because they don't like the pain, they're afraid.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Well that's one of the reasons given, or just the sheer,
you know, whole process of it is in some of
it is just off putting to them, but yet they
still want to look and you know, of a tattoo,
and it goes into talking about all these different scenarios
with the folks. That's That's what I was wondering here,
and I'm hoping some of our listeners who do have
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tats will will offer up their opinions on this. But
the doctors that they asked about this are like, we're
horrified at the thought of, you know, going into a
you know, a situation where you're going to get tattoos
and they're going to put you under. They're like, generally,
that's why anesthesiol or what an esthetism makes so much money.
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It's a very highly specialized field, which if you don't
know exactly what you're doing, you got a whole bucket
load of problems. Then you could potentially be facing. So
as I continue to read, it looks like this is where,
when and where this is happening. It's usually people who
are pretty well off money wise, who are willing to pay,
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in many cases extra thousands of dollars to have this
done at a dedicated facility where a professional is then
hired who knows what the hell they're doing on the
anesthesia side of things to administer it. Then the tattoo
art just gets to work. It's an added added cost.
You're not gonna just walk in any tattoo shop and go, hey,
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give me the you know, give me the propofall.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
It's funny that you started that was saying you and
I don't have tattoos, so we wouldn't have any you know,
a dog in the hunt.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
But I almost had a tattoo.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
If you remember the weekend away when I gave the
girlfriend at the time yeast infection by playing out a
fantasy she had. It wasn't a pool cube, but it
was a wine bottle that still had some wine.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
And anyway, all that said, while.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I was at the hotel, I was just a boyfriend
along for a work seminar trip, right, and I happened
to walk to the to the the seven, and right
nearby I get it smokes and I looked and those
of the tattoo shop, and I was gonna get the
Trojan emblem.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I'm butt cheek.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
How yes, how stupid because I was just you know,
into chicks. But how stupid? Would have that been almost
as stupid as when I was gonna get gold teeth,
as when I was gonna get an afro and then
have my hair treated to get an afro.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Don't forget the breast implants.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Breast implants for next.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Don't forget to changing your name to Bobweiser.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
No, it's gonna be it was gonna be Bloodweiser. But yeah,
it was gonna That would have been genius on the license.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Listeners on Facebook Live with with the tattoo question, horrible idea.
Just smoke a joint and go get the work done.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
That's it's, you.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Know, or take take his anti bar and just you know,
it'll take the edge off. If it's if you can't
handle it because it's off putting to you and and
it's whatever, then you shouldn't have it part of a tattoo.
From what I've heard from people, again, I don't have
a dog in the hunt. But from what I've heard
from people is it's part of the whole experiences.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah, and I guess also depends on where you're getting it.
That's many folks and friends of mine who have tats say,
you know, one area could be a lot more less
less painful than than others. As I, oh, yeah, sure,
we can imagine that is.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Did you uh do see like a tat on a
on a chick and and think like.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Oh, yeah, she's a little bit loser.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Just and I'm not stereotyped, but I'm not. Okay, I am,
but I don't mean to be. I don't mean that
in a bad way.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
You know.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
I'll see different different people that I know in even
church or something, and I go, oh, I just saw
a tattoo and she, you know, did her cross of
the thing.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
I saw it right over here on her hip. That
bade me go amen.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I uh I it's I have a hard time answering
that question with a straight face ever since the uh
the McDonald's in Claremont episode.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
That's a different kind of a tattoo.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
So we that was dude, that was quick refresher. Here
we were coming home after a Thursday night football A
deal years ago. It was me and you and whoever
the promotions person was, and we stopped at McDonald's and
went in because the drive through line was wrapped around
the building, and so we just went inside.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Promo was driving the van, and you and I had
a good buzz going.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
And as we were standing there in line, there was
this group in front of us. They appeared to be
very close, oh, tight knit. Yeah, And the young one
of the young ladies, she was probably what nineteen twenty.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Maybe pregnant, Yeah, And she bent over, let's say.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Twenty to twenty two May, yeah, probably nineteen to twenty
one age.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
She bent over to I don't know, to tire shoe
or something, and all of us our eyes fixated on
the same exact thing. As she bent over, her shorts
revealed a tramp stamp that said Daddy's girl. And the
same thought immediately ran through all of our heads without
saying a damn word to each other. Yeah, she's pregnant.
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She's bending over, and she has a tramp stamp that
says Daddy's girl.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Was she not smoking? I know you can't smoke. Was
she not smoking outside? Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
No, that's that's your No.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I just I just filtered that right in there. I
remember because we were coming. I remember that vividly. We
were coming from Graffiti Junction in Claremont.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yeah and yeah, yeah, a good.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Buzz going and when she bent over and we all
saw Daddy's girl.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
So what I'm getting I.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Didn't know the answer of what was it? What is
the definition of this one? Money? Right?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
And you know there's this. Everyone I know who has
tattoos has a story behind each piece they have as
to what their motivation was for it. And as bad
as we wanted to just say, you don't know us,
but God, ask is it?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Did Dad put there? So? And what his dad say
if he sees it? And why is dad seeing?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Back to your question that prompted this memory, this horrific
memory I forget now.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Oh yeah, when you see a tat on a female,
do you.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Start thinking or assuming things?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I like, I like the tat right here on the
no either on the I'll say it because not everybody's
watching Facebook live on the arm right here, right along
the underside of the arm. Yeah, exactly, just just like
just some writing, very thin, nothing major or right here
on the rib cage below the breast, you know his
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That's like, all right, cool, she has no problem putting
her tips in some guy's face while he's you know,
doing it.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
I mean that's just me, Oh my.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
God, somebody else? Yeah, bad idea.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
So all right, I just I thought i'd throw that
out there because there are folks who are paying an
extra what's it say here? So let's say you're getting
like it uses the example getting a very involved like
back tattoo. Okay, it says in some cases with sedation
could cost between thirty to thirty five thousand dollars, whereas
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the same ink without being sedated with the anesthetist or
whatever would be between ten and fifteen k for the
same artwork with no uh anesthesia.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
We should have talked about this on the air.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
You gotta just you've got to have mad money to
just burn if you're willing to more than double the
cost that just so you're you don't have to endure
any pain whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I know it's our diehards that listening off the hour podcast.
We should have talked about this on the.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Air, should have could have what we don't have time
to get to everything every day, so anyway, interesting, interesting
that folks are doing that. And again, hey, if that's
your thing, that's your thing. If I had gotten their.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
God, if I had gotten the boob job back, then
would they still be firm? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Even though what kind of implants were those? Then? When
you were thinking about doing that, I remember, because they
went through the whole. Uh, they got away from what
the state what it is?
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Probably silicon, yeah, silicon.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Right, they gotta I don't know which one that, but
it would have been which everyone the bad one was.
So they've already been taken out by now. But I
was thinking what they'd look like after I've acquired a dad,
you know, a dad bod coming in if it would
be like they'd be saggy all of a sudden. You'd
be sitting across me right now, Pat, look at me,
Look at my titties.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
You're like doing a show with an elderly man.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Oh my god. Everybody would think am of them.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
They you were saying, elderly woman, No, elderly man, Oh yeah, yeah,
elderly man.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Yeah. And you'd have.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Hairs growing out of your ears.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Oh, I know, I use the little ear remember, you know,
the ones that you use on your nose. Yeah, I
use that if I see a little ear hair because
our headphones cause ear hairs. Do you ever know that,
Huh headphones all the time that we use. I'm I
don't know this for a fact, but I'm pretty sure
causes people to grow, uh, get more hair around their
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ear and whatever.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Because are you trying to coming out of the ear
because protected I've never had that. I've never had ear
I've had fuzz on my ear low. Yeah, but that's normal.
I just I've never had hair growing out of my
ear canal.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Well if because I know some guys in radio and
they do, and I'm like, gosh, I tell him he
needs to, you know, like shave.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
I run my headphones so loud it probably kills everything
down there and creates so much additional ear wax that
it couldn't grow if it wanted.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
To listen to this speaking of the little shaver thing
you put in your nose or you could use on
your on your sideburns, whatever, I put it my nose
last night to get this hair that was doing it.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Look at my nose. I cut my nose. See that
the little slice that goes up.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
In I don't Yeah, well it's there with electric.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Your sattery.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yes, because I went too far and it went and
stuck in and all of a sudden, I see purple
blood rolling down my face.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
So, dude, we have that story a few weeks ago,
the dude who died from picking his nose, Well, I
might have hit hit the artery.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Yeah, I got weird hair stuff.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I found another You know how I have the random
hair that's really long like I have it. It grows
on my back and uh, Captain Pounds his his wife
Amy found it when she was I was really burnt
when we were looking for clams, right or whatever, and uh,
and she found it on my back. She's putting alo
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all of them my burnt back because I forgot sunscreen.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
And she goes, oh my, what the hell is this?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
And it was a hair about this long and oh
that's long hair. I said leave it, and uh, but
I found one here on this arm.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Can I stop you for a second there, you prompted
a question for me. I want to come back to this.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
And then I'm going to show you this one. Yeah,
if it was just.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
You and Pounds, it was scalloping you were doing right,
Or if it was just you and him and you
had to severely burnt back, and Amy wasn't there. Would
you've asked the captain to.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
I said, I'll do the lower back area and as
far as I can here, but just.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Do the minimally get in the visual of this.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
That sunburn was the worst and how I would ever
do that beer?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
But you think about it.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Because I grew up surfing, you put on sunscreen every
single day and when you were older, and so I
knew sunscreen, but that day I didn't because I was
too focused on my mouth because I had mouth surgery.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Pat look at the look at.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah, it's like four inches long. I don't know if
you all can see that on the Facebook line. Yeah,
that's that's different.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Yeah, I don't know. It's not from a like a
mole or anything.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
We want to get A listener wants to know how
big of titties you would have got if you got him?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Oh see sea cup? Yeah, probably a solid c maybe.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
I mean back then I was it was strange and so.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
I might have gone d My wife would have killed me.
I don't think I was married yet and nor would
have been after that. So I gotta ask on this date,
what taco with big titties is a scary pot a
little bit, and the gold teeth.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
The gold teeth is because remember you want to get
a grill. Yeah, because my front tooth I had to
get replace.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Ship for that, I could get a grill. No, it
was earlier.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
It was before that when they just said that I
was gonna have to get a root canal and then
uh whatever. I didn't do it, thankfully, my dad would
kicked me out of the house. I was still living there.
Let's move on, get out, get done, all.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Right, making me uncomfortable getting to all the almost pure
decisions I.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Made the ridiculous at this point. All right, Hey, we
got some basketball to watch today.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Man, So how he just texted, imagine Taco Bob with
titties and Captain Pounds putting.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Me out on on.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Hi, Taco.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Listen, we're in the hotel that we do, a cheap
hotel out there. Nobody's gonna wear it. The travel whatever
it is.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
I see out by the swimming pool. I remember hearing
that a few times. You going to pool later and
go fie.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
You guys staying at some joint. Well, I'm just picturing
the swimming pool greenish in color. It may be sick buds.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Floating on top. No, I gotta give it more credit
than that. The pool.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
It was one of the places yesterday had the pool
right in the middle of the of the parking lot.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Yeah right, but give them credit.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
They had a nice machine. So each year when I
when I left, I walk out there fill up.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
My cooler with ice before leaving.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I love when you drive by some of these old
older motels. Whoever owns them now just said it and
filled the pool in with dirt and plain of grass
on it. And you still see like the oh the
little six feet still.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
See the LEDs where you're held on as a kid.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Right, all right, yes, basketball, you got March Madness kick
it off today. So those of you who are at work,
wink wink, you wantn't be unscrewing off? Would Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:01):
You know, everybody watch on their phone, your.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Brackets all set, and by tonight you'll be going, Jesus,
I'm already busted the hell.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
So all right, it's a good time of year, man,
It really is.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
It is because it gives you a hope for a
football season coming up. It's like, hey, this is you know,
we get down to the Sweet sixteen, and we get
I didn't even care about college basketball, but there's always
that one good story of a you know, the feel
good team and whatever told you.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I went all in on Wafford. Wafford.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
I don't even know who that is where they are,
but I wrote.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
It down South Carolina, I think is where Wafford is.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I got Duke all right, because while we were doing
sports page this morning, I googled favorite team to win.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
We're favored.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I I might lean with Bulldog. I wouldn't be surprised
if the Gators get it done this year. It would
be a good story and looking good, looking good.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Whether you hate them, love them, or whatever. It is
a Florida team and the only one in they're.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Down to before today's starting. They're now down to thirteen
in SEC schools because Texas lost last night in one
of the first four, so thirteen schools from one conference.
Odds are pretty good for an SEC team to go
through all the way.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
But we'll see.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
There's always surprises. That's part of the beauty of this.
We're done. Thank you for checking out our off the
air podcast. Tell a friend if you think they might
enjoy this. We we like to grow the family.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Yea, and tell several friends.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Hell, if the girl listen, and if if the girl
of the Daddy's Girl Tattoo wants to listen, Hey, she
love it.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
We are even going to name this episode after her
in her honor. This lasting memory burnt into our brainsko nightmare.
All right, Hey, everybody, have a fantastic day and we'll
catch up in chat again soon.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
We'll see you
All right, hello everybody, Welcome to another riveting episode of
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Lynching Tacos off the Air.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Podcast Riveting I tell you yes, Taco Bomb.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Today is the first day of spring, so welcome to
spring everyone, Spring has sprung. I was just thinking as
I was walking back from using the men's room a
few minutes ago. Do you remember weeks to make us
do the spring cleaning around here?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Oh? My god, yeah, I do.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
What caused that to fizzle out?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
They don't know, but don't talk about it? Well, no, no,
I wanted to come back.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
No, no, I was wondering what why that alves because
they were so hot to trot and that they would
tell us for it seemed like four or five weeks
in advance. Mark your calendars. We're gonna have all the
cleaning products and whatever. And after you get done work
in your shift, stick around and do some cleaning.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
In your office your work space, and you know, maybe
help out by cleaning something in the kitchen. And then
afterwards everybody will get.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Like lunch, like pizza or something like that. And I
I know you know who, right, who was in charge
of it all?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
No, well, it was do you know I never participated
in that, right, not once, not once.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I always said, that's not my job.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
No, I just I just left on the day. I
just got done with the show and left. I never
got called on it.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I participated in it.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well, you like to clean, and you're a neat freak
over there. Not that I don't like it tidy and neat,
but no, I got better things to do.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Man. It wasn't that at all.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
It was that I was doing my little stint down
in the sales department and they took it.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Really.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I think that's why it was serious, because it gave
everybody a break.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
From having to do sales.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, and they could wear casual clothes. That's exactly what
it was. And then that filtered his way up here.
I think part of the reason is it's a waste
of time. Also, we have a cleaning team, the husband
and wife, and if it's your work area, you'd hopefully
be wiping it up every now and then. Anyway, And uh,
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and it's a new building.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
That's that's what occurred to me. I was walking back
from the restroom when when they did the renovation here
inside of our building for where our studios and offices are.
That happened during COVID. We told you the whole story
and that we were here through the whole time, not
only COVID, but the construction project that was going on
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as part of that. They threw away so much stuff.
There were points where we were looking at some of
the stuff that was being thrown away, going, I can't
believe they're throwing that away or that away, or.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The office chairs, this that, the other TVs, monitors, it's
all sorts of computer equipment.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I grabbed like five external hard drives still in the box,
brand new. Yeah, that they were just gonna throw away somehow.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I have one too. I don't know what to do
with it.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I I just remember somebody you or Rick said you'd
probably grab that.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Oh as hell it is.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
So there's really, like you said, there's not a whole
lot of stuff. The promotions department is always seems to
attract the most bulk and clutter. Yeah, it's just a
It's like a fungus that you put the disinfectant on
and you kill it off, but it inevitably starts to
grow back again.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
And that it's not surprising at all because in the
promotions department there's so much promotional stuff that of course
it's just gonna start cluttering up and need to be clean.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
But it's also the mentality of, oh, I might need
this down the road to see the same thing that
we all think where we live, where you know you're
hesitanting so many times to throw stuff away because you're like, oh, no, man,
you know, like that drawer full of shit cables and
god knows what you're never gonna use any of that
stuff and adapter.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Plug and there's screws in there, like random screws. I
told you that was part of the big garage clean out.
And I know I talk about this this clean out
a lot, but dude.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
That was the best feeling.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
How many how many truckloads of stuff I threw out?
How many bags down by the curb? How many things
that we just donated and gave away.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
George on a Facebook life says his spring cleaning consists
of rotating the beers in the fridge. How do you
get I kind of man, Yeah, a lot of like
you said, just gave the stuff away or tossed it, and.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It was just it was it was much better. You know, Well,
why didn't you have a garage sale with it?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I did this six month to a year rule and
I reenact or I enacted it.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
When we were doing the cleaning.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
My wife said, well, you know, I mean that we
really can't get rid of it. I said, you told
me that four years ago. I go, gone, and you agree.
I said, it's gone.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
What do you think? Come on? And I got her
pumped up on.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
It, and it was gone, Hey, we're on this subject.
Are you still entertaining the plan of getting out of
your house and living in a smaller place.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
No, not right now, because.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
You were you were hot to trot on that for
a while.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I know I was one all in and it was
because we were on a crunch line, a timeline where
my mother in law was selling her condo and then
we rethought that because it's upstairs and it would be
too small, you know, like if the daughters, if and
when they come home, because you know that happens with
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college kids majority come home. So it's like we we
tabled that idea, and then I looked around for rentals
just to cash out. That was the idea is we're
just gonna cash out and have no headache money buy
and buy a.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Place outright, Yeah, and have.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
The no headache money where you're walking around this place going,
oh shit, am I going to make.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
The next cots? Is it gonna be blood that day?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
And then I get to scramble to sell and take
a deal. So anyway, and then I talked to a
couple of.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
My realder buddies. Oh no.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
After I talked to one of the me, he goes, man,
that's a big move and it's a it is a
pain in the ass because he did it. And then
I searched around different houses around the area and everything
was so expensive.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
That I said, here's what here's what it is, and
you'll like this, look this logic. Here's what it is, babe.
Just think of it.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I'm talking to my wife. Oh, I'm like, hey, here's
here's what it is, babe. Just think of it like this.
We're living in a two thousand dollars a month rental.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
This is our rental. But don't think about that.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
We have to fix everything when it breaks, because we
already did.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, I just asked because I know you were gung
ho and I had heard anything in a while.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I was, you know, you know you're not selling Well
well no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Mine's for a different reason though. Yeah, And it gets
back to what we were just talking about. I look
around sometimes I'm like, I honestly have this conversation in
my own head with myself. I'm like, God, if I
ever had to move out of this place into like
an apartment or something just be ft, I like, I
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wouldn't even know where to start. I would not even
know where to start, because there's so many things that
I would absolutely not want to part with.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Storage is where you'd start. You'd go to a storage joint. Dude,
that's a racket.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Do you know that? We talked about opening one.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
But I'm telling you go down to the storage thing
and just make sure you get the aceed unit and
put all your you know, your records and this and that.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
You know how the storage the storage unit racket works, right?
You Have you ever had a storage unit?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I know that I've no, I've gone to get friends
stuff out of us. Story.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Well, we had one up until about just over a
year ago, I remember, right, So you go and you look,
you go to the store as a new customer, They
give you a great deal on whatever size unit you need,
and then they jacked the price up. And then they
turn around three months later and Jack it up again,
and they keep jacking it up, and they know you're
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nine out of ten people are just gonna keep paying
because it's the same reason the shit's in there. It's
because it's a pain in the ass to move it
to another place where they'll give you another deal to
start the whole process over again.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
And my wife and I thought of the same headaches
and same nightmares.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
We factored.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I mean, I wrote a pros and cons list of
selling and then going smaller, renting, and just and the
pros and cons list on. There was obviously that of
moving all that stuff out, and I told her, I said, nope,
why don't we just start fresh.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
We'll get one of those big, old.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Long dumpsters you know right in the front driveway that
you get when you get a new roof, and just
start walking it out doing a state sale, sell all
the furniture, and then start walking out anyway right here,
hire some guys to do the heavy lifting then, and
it's just a good feel of looking at something and
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going see that you can have it or throw it
out anything that doesn't sell in the estate in estates.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Hell, and then find a look for a good deal
on a on a condo that's some senior citizen has
recently checked out on and never updated since nineteen sixty eight.
It's fully furnished and like stepping into the time machine.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
But I don't want to get into the condo world
right now.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Well nobody should have a whole different conversation. But all right,
I just I was curious as to whether or not
you were still looking at doing that.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
And it was because I had another biscuit dangled over
my head that a friend he has like three of
them on Lake Maitland and he rents about the college
girls because they're clean and they're responsible usually and whatever,
and so one of them's moving out in April.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
But it was just time, pinch, are all cool?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
What is this listener or your storage? And its smoked
like dead mice And it was one of the oh
did they smell like dead miss And they said they
had an air condition one which they kept funding dead
mice in.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I guess that's nice.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, God anyway, Yeah, so I've kind of just put
that out of my mind. Cross that bridge when I
get to it, if I ever do. I saw this.
I don't know what to make of this, because what
you probably don't either because neither of us have tattoos. Okay,
reading about a fairly new trend of people who are
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willing to pay extra to have general anesthesia administered while
getting tattoos.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Because they don't like the pain, they're afraid.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Well that's one of the reasons given, or just the sheer,
you know, whole process of it is in some of
it is just off putting to them, but yet they
still want to look and you know, of a tattoo,
and it goes into talking about all these different scenarios
with the folks. That's That's what I was wondering here,
and I'm hoping some of our listeners who do have
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tats will will offer up their opinions on this. But
the doctors that they asked about this are like, we're
horrified at the thought of, you know, going into a
you know, a situation where you're going to get tattoos
and they're going to put you under. They're like, generally,
that's why anesthesiol or what an esthetism makes so much money.
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It's a very highly specialized field, which if you don't
know exactly what you're doing, you got a whole bucket
load of problems. Then you could potentially be facing. So
as I continue to read, it looks like this is where,
when and where this is happening. It's usually people who
are pretty well off money wise, who are willing to pay,
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in many cases extra thousands of dollars to have this
done at a dedicated facility where a professional is then
hired who knows what the hell they're doing on the
anesthesia side of things to administer it. Then the tattoo
art just gets to work. It's an added added cost.
You're not gonna just walk in any tattoo shop and go, hey,
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give me the you know, give me the propofall.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
It's funny that you started that was saying you and
I don't have tattoos, so we wouldn't have any you know,
a dog in the hunt.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
But I almost had a tattoo.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
If you remember the weekend away when I gave the
girlfriend at the time yeast infection by playing out a
fantasy she had. It wasn't a pool cube, but it
was a wine bottle that still had some wine.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
And anyway, all that said, while.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I was at the hotel, I was just a boyfriend
along for a work seminar trip, right, and I happened
to walk to the to the the seven, and right
nearby I get it smokes and I looked and those
of the tattoo shop, and I was gonna get the
Trojan emblem.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I'm butt cheek.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
How yes, how stupid because I was just you know,
into chicks. But how stupid? Would have that been almost
as stupid as when I was gonna get gold teeth,
as when I was gonna get an afro and then
have my hair treated to get an afro.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Don't forget the breast implants.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Breast implants for next.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Don't forget to changing your name to Bobweiser.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
No, it's gonna be it was gonna be Bloodweiser. But yeah,
it was gonna That would have been genius on the license.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Listeners on Facebook Live with with the tattoo question, horrible idea.
Just smoke a joint and go get the work done.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
That's it's, you.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Know, or take take his anti bar and just you know,
it'll take the edge off. If it's if you can't
handle it because it's off putting to you and and
it's whatever, then you shouldn't have it part of a tattoo.
From what I've heard from people, again, I don't have
a dog in the hunt. But from what I've heard
from people is it's part of the whole experiences.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah, and I guess also depends on where you're getting it.
That's many folks and friends of mine who have tats say,
you know, one area could be a lot more less
less painful than than others. As I, oh, yeah, sure,
we can imagine that is.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Did you uh do see like a tat on a
on a chick and and think like.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Oh, yeah, she's a little bit loser.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Just and I'm not stereotyped, but I'm not. Okay, I am,
but I don't mean to be. I don't mean that
in a bad way.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
You know.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
I'll see different different people that I know in even
church or something, and I go, oh, I just saw
a tattoo and she, you know, did her cross of
the thing.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
I saw it right over here on her hip. That
bade me go amen.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I uh I it's I have a hard time answering
that question with a straight face ever since the uh
the McDonald's in Claremont episode.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
That's a different kind of a tattoo.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
So we that was dude, that was quick refresher. Here
we were coming home after a Thursday night football A
deal years ago. It was me and you and whoever
the promotions person was, and we stopped at McDonald's and
went in because the drive through line was wrapped around
the building, and so we just went inside.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Promo was driving the van, and you and I had
a good buzz going.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
And as we were standing there in line, there was
this group in front of us. They appeared to be
very close, oh, tight knit. Yeah, And the young one
of the young ladies, she was probably what nineteen twenty.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Maybe pregnant, Yeah, And she bent over, let's say.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Twenty to twenty two May, yeah, probably nineteen to twenty
one age.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
She bent over to I don't know, to tire shoe
or something, and all of us our eyes fixated on
the same exact thing. As she bent over, her shorts
revealed a tramp stamp that said Daddy's girl. And the
same thought immediately ran through all of our heads without
saying a damn word to each other. Yeah, she's pregnant.
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She's bending over, and she has a tramp stamp that
says Daddy's girl.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Was she not smoking? I know you can't smoke. Was
she not smoking outside? Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
No, that's that's your No.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I just I just filtered that right in there. I
remember because we were coming. I remember that vividly. We
were coming from Graffiti Junction in Claremont.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yeah and yeah, yeah, a good.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Buzz going and when she bent over and we all
saw Daddy's girl.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
So what I'm getting I.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Didn't know the answer of what was it? What is
the definition of this one? Money? Right?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
And you know there's this. Everyone I know who has
tattoos has a story behind each piece they have as
to what their motivation was for it. And as bad
as we wanted to just say, you don't know us,
but God, ask is it?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Did Dad put there? So? And what his dad say
if he sees it? And why is dad seeing?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Back to your question that prompted this memory, this horrific
memory I forget now.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Oh yeah, when you see a tat on a female,
do you.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Start thinking or assuming things?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I like, I like the tat right here on the
no either on the I'll say it because not everybody's
watching Facebook live on the arm right here, right along
the underside of the arm. Yeah, exactly, just just like
just some writing, very thin, nothing major or right here
on the rib cage below the breast, you know his
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That's like, all right, cool, she has no problem putting
her tips in some guy's face while he's you know,
doing it.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
I mean that's just me, Oh my.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
God, somebody else? Yeah, bad idea.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
So all right, I just I thought i'd throw that
out there because there are folks who are paying an
extra what's it say here? So let's say you're getting
like it uses the example getting a very involved like
back tattoo. Okay, it says in some cases with sedation
could cost between thirty to thirty five thousand dollars, whereas
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the same ink without being sedated with the anesthetist or
whatever would be between ten and fifteen k for the
same artwork with no uh anesthesia.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
We should have talked about this on the air.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
You gotta just you've got to have mad money to
just burn if you're willing to more than double the
cost that just so you're you don't have to endure
any pain whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I know it's our diehards that listening off the hour podcast.
We should have talked about this on the.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Air, should have could have what we don't have time
to get to everything every day, so anyway, interesting, interesting
that folks are doing that. And again, hey, if that's
your thing, that's your thing. If I had gotten their.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
God, if I had gotten the boob job back, then
would they still be firm? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Even though what kind of implants were those? Then? When
you were thinking about doing that, I remember, because they
went through the whole. Uh, they got away from what
the state what it is?
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Probably silicon, yeah, silicon.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Right, they gotta I don't know which one that, but
it would have been which everyone the bad one was.
So they've already been taken out by now. But I
was thinking what they'd look like after I've acquired a dad,
you know, a dad bod coming in if it would
be like they'd be saggy all of a sudden. You'd
be sitting across me right now, Pat, look at me,
Look at my titties.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
You're like doing a show with an elderly man.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Oh my god. Everybody would think am of them.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
They you were saying, elderly woman, No, elderly man, Oh yeah, yeah,
elderly man.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Yeah. And you'd have.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Hairs growing out of your ears.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Oh, I know, I use the little ear remember, you know,
the ones that you use on your nose. Yeah, I
use that if I see a little ear hair because
our headphones cause ear hairs. Do you ever know that,
Huh headphones all the time that we use. I'm I
don't know this for a fact, but I'm pretty sure
causes people to grow, uh, get more hair around their
(20:30):
ear and whatever.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Because are you trying to coming out of the ear
because protected I've never had that. I've never had ear
I've had fuzz on my ear low. Yeah, but that's normal.
I just I've never had hair growing out of my
ear canal.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Well if because I know some guys in radio and
they do, and I'm like, gosh, I tell him he
needs to, you know, like shave.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
I run my headphones so loud it probably kills everything
down there and creates so much additional ear wax that
it couldn't grow if it wanted.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
To listen to this speaking of the little shaver thing
you put in your nose or you could use on
your on your sideburns, whatever, I put it my nose
last night to get this hair that was doing it.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Look at my nose. I cut my nose. See that
the little slice that goes up.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
In I don't Yeah, well it's there with electric.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Your sattery.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yes, because I went too far and it went and
stuck in and all of a sudden, I see purple
blood rolling down my face.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
So, dude, we have that story a few weeks ago,
the dude who died from picking his nose, Well, I
might have hit hit the artery.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Yeah, I got weird hair stuff.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I found another You know how I have the random
hair that's really long like I have it. It grows
on my back and uh, Captain Pounds his his wife
Amy found it when she was I was really burnt
when we were looking for clams, right or whatever, and uh,
and she found it on my back. She's putting alo
(22:01):
all of them my burnt back because I forgot sunscreen.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
And she goes, oh my, what the hell is this?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
And it was a hair about this long and oh
that's long hair. I said leave it, and uh, but
I found one here on this arm.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Can I stop you for a second there, you prompted
a question for me. I want to come back to this.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
And then I'm going to show you this one. Yeah,
if it was just.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
You and Pounds, it was scalloping you were doing right,
Or if it was just you and him and you
had to severely burnt back, and Amy wasn't there. Would
you've asked the captain to.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
I said, I'll do the lower back area and as
far as I can here, but just.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Do the minimally get in the visual of this.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
That sunburn was the worst and how I would ever
do that beer?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
But you think about it.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Because I grew up surfing, you put on sunscreen every
single day and when you were older, and so I
knew sunscreen, but that day I didn't because I was
too focused on my mouth because I had mouth surgery.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Pat look at the look at.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah, it's like four inches long. I don't know if
you all can see that on the Facebook line. Yeah,
that's that's different.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Yeah, I don't know. It's not from a like a
mole or anything.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
We want to get A listener wants to know how
big of titties you would have got if you got him?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Oh see sea cup? Yeah, probably a solid c maybe.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
I mean back then I was it was strange and so.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
I might have gone d My wife would have killed me.
I don't think I was married yet and nor would
have been after that. So I gotta ask on this date,
what taco with big titties is a scary pot a
little bit, and the gold teeth.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
The gold teeth is because remember you want to get
a grill. Yeah, because my front tooth I had to
get replace.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Ship for that, I could get a grill. No, it
was earlier.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
It was before that when they just said that I
was gonna have to get a root canal and then
uh whatever. I didn't do it, thankfully, my dad would
kicked me out of the house. I was still living there.
Let's move on, get out, get done, all.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Right, making me uncomfortable getting to all the almost pure
decisions I.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Made the ridiculous at this point. All right, Hey, we
got some basketball to watch today.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Man, So how he just texted, imagine Taco Bob with
titties and Captain Pounds putting.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Me out on on.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Hi, Taco.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Listen, we're in the hotel that we do, a cheap
hotel out there. Nobody's gonna wear it. The travel whatever
it is.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
I see out by the swimming pool. I remember hearing
that a few times. You going to pool later and
go fie.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
You guys staying at some joint. Well, I'm just picturing
the swimming pool greenish in color. It may be sick buds.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Floating on top. No, I gotta give it more credit
than that. The pool.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
It was one of the places yesterday had the pool
right in the middle of the of the parking lot.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Yeah right, but give them credit.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
They had a nice machine. So each year when I
when I left, I walk out there fill up.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
My cooler with ice before leaving.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I love when you drive by some of these old
older motels. Whoever owns them now just said it and
filled the pool in with dirt and plain of grass
on it. And you still see like the oh the
little six feet still.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
See the LEDs where you're held on as a kid.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Right, all right, yes, basketball, you got March Madness kick
it off today. So those of you who are at work,
wink wink, you wantn't be unscrewing off? Would Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:01):
You know, everybody watch on their phone, your.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Brackets all set, and by tonight you'll be going, Jesus,
I'm already busted the hell.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
So all right, it's a good time of year, man,
It really is.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
It is because it gives you a hope for a
football season coming up. It's like, hey, this is you know,
we get down to the Sweet sixteen, and we get
I didn't even care about college basketball, but there's always
that one good story of a you know, the feel
good team and whatever told you.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I went all in on Wafford. Wafford.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
I don't even know who that is where they are,
but I wrote.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
It down South Carolina, I think is where Wafford is.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I got Duke all right, because while we were doing
sports page this morning, I googled favorite team to win.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
We're favored.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I I might lean with Bulldog. I wouldn't be surprised
if the Gators get it done this year. It would
be a good story and looking good, looking good.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Whether you hate them, love them, or whatever. It is
a Florida team and the only one in they're.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Down to before today's starting. They're now down to thirteen
in SEC schools because Texas lost last night in one
of the first four, so thirteen schools from one conference.
Odds are pretty good for an SEC team to go
through all the way.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
But we'll see.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
There's always surprises. That's part of the beauty of this.
We're done. Thank you for checking out our off the
air podcast. Tell a friend if you think they might
enjoy this. We we like to grow the family.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Yea, and tell several friends.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Hell, if the girl listen, and if if the girl
of the Daddy's Girl Tattoo wants to listen, Hey, she
love it.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
We are even going to name this episode after her
in her honor. This lasting memory burnt into our brainsko nightmare.
All right, Hey, everybody, have a fantastic day and we'll
catch up in chat again soon.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
We'll see you
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