March 27, 2025 • 31 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, everybody, Welcome to another episode of Lynchin Taco Off
the Air, our weekly podcast from the Lynch and Taco
Morning Show based It's one O one one w jr
R in Orlando, Florida. I'm Pat Lynch Taco Bob across
from me as always. Hey there, so I get to
be honest with you. I had this giant stack of
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stuff today and we blew through most of it. I
did say one thing I want to get to here
during the podcast, but I want to make sure I
threw it over to you if you had anything that
you wanted to make sure we addressed this week.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I have this little file in my phone. I have
a special phone where you can write notes.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, yeah, please explain this phone you have. I don't
know if this is is this government issued or what
is this this thing that you talk about on a
regular basis that none of us mere mortals have access.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, I got it from Obama several years back. No,
no one of those. In my notes, I keep something
that is called on and off the air of these
I'm saving I talked about earlier, the Grand's remedy foot powder.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
We did that on there, You and your stinky feet.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Not anymore man smell them, you.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Could eat not going to smell much less eat off
your feet. Thank you for the offer though.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Okay, so the other one is something my daughter, their
senior class is doing. Remember, like when you were a senior,
you did certain things like you know you do senior
skip day. They had that about a week ago. We
didn't get to do that in Catholic high school. Oh yeah,
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that's right.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
If you if you had an unexcused absence or just ditched.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Out, you got beat.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
No, no, I'm not that old. But back in the
day there were some. Yeah I told the store.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I'll tell you in a second.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
When my dad, no, they would just hit you right
out of the gate. That's a three hour detention on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Just for missing a day of.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
School unexcused excuse, skipping school without your p Yeah, your
parents had to call in and then also when you returned,
when you returned, they also had to provide a note.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, ours is uh, you just send the kid with
a note if they had an employment or whatever. But
my dad, when he was in Catholic school, like you're saying,
back in the day, I told you that the the
priest or what do they what do they call the
head there in the Catholic school principal, Okay, principal, But
back then they had a different name for it, head master, headmaster.
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I believe it was. And I think they got rid
of that because you know, Catholic Church and head, but
I don't know anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
So no, the term is still used in various schools
around the globe.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
My dad got in trouble and the priest or whatever
he was, punched my dad square in the nose, broke
his nose.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
That's pretty screwed up.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Dad went home and and the priest had called my dad,
my dad's dad, my grandpa Frank today, Frank. I just
wanted to make sure that Bob's okay. I kind of
went a little hard on him when I was punishing
him today, and he goes, oh really he goes, He goes, yeah,
I kind of, you know, got a bluddy nose or whatever.
My dad walks in. My Grandpa Frank, bamn punched him
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right in the face.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Builds character. Tough love, baby builds character. Nowadays, that's called
child abuse. Kitch, locked up, your kid's calling the police
on you.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Somebody reminded me the other day of the coach at
Lenyard's Junior High that would whack the desk with the
axe handle. That went on and it was.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Just a desk though it wasn't hitting any student.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
No, it went on until the kid woke up mid
swing and moved and it shattered his arm. The axe
handle hit the kid. Yeah, teacher got a little paid
time off and kid was in the hospital. No more
axe handle all right.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
So anyway, I know we didn't have senior skip day,
But what's back to your daughter? What's what's going on
with her senior class. I want to be.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Crystal clear on this that it's not a school sanctioned event.
But I see one of her buddies come in the
other because I was gonna talk to about the air
but it's too long to get into. I see one
of her buddies come over and she's got goggles on. Okay,
what are you are you doing for ecstasy or some
What the hell is that? The god?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, I'm just who walks in with goggles. But she
was coming over to hang out by the pool and.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I said, oh, you use goggles in the pools.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
She goes, Nope, like swim goggles.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, okay, she goes nope, senior assassin, I go, what
are you talking about. They didn't have this when I
was in school. Every I asked because I was intrigued.
I said, senior assassin in school right now? Do you
know it's how shootings are and all that. That's why
I said, it's not school sanctioned. Here's what it is.
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Each kid in this in the group, there's teams, right,
and each person contributes five bucks to a pool. Right. Yeah,
not to be confused with a pool because the goggles
you're wearing. So everybody puts in five bucks, and there's
an app that you can track the teams, right, okay,
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and what you do you always have a super soaker
with you and you hunt down different teams and go
and raid them and squirt.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
So I thought this might have been in the news
last year, that this was going on and it was
causing concern.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, I was a little I'm you know, the cooler dads.
I was like, ah, I just don't get in trouble,
you know with cops. And she showed me the big
super soaker you couldn't mistake for anything. But so they
contribute five bucks. There's teams and they all have an app.
Where they track each other. But and then you find them,
go and shoot them with the super Soaker and then
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they're out unless they have on then they're immune.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
So this is the idea to make you look like
a fool having to wear goggles and hopes of not
being eliminated from the super Soaker Assassin challenge in high school.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Well, what I got out of it is that I'm
home working and now I've got to keep an eye
out over my shoulder if there's some kids breaking into
my backyard because they tracked my daughter and her friend
who are laying out by the pool, and Teddy's out there,
and I start thinking if he's gonna attack him and
bite him or whatever. But that's pretty cool, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Don't you were screen ship like that when we were kids.
Have phones? Dude, I mean, it's just that you're setting
me up for actually where I was headed here in
a minute.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Anything, Like you know, we'd have orange fights in the
groves because I grew up right down go Figure in Florida,
right down from the Orange groves and different, you know,
different activities we'd all do.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Let me stiffle ball, that's big whiffle ball. Yeah, wiffle
You ever hit someone with a whiffleball bats all the time,
it'll screw you. I want to back up big red
one mention orange gross big news this week.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
The so whatever teams left standing wins the pot of money.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Gotcha, And it's the whole class. There's how many teams
are in this.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
It's I didn't get into all that. I think you know, no,
kids are the attentions. Man.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I saw something in the news here this week speaking
of oranges. Remember that used to be the big business
here in the States, oranges and sugarcane and sugar cane.
Still is the orange industry that this is like going
to be the worst year ever, not only because of
the various you know, diseases that the orange trees have
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been you know, subjected to over the years. An yeah,
that and there's something greening it's called down.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
That's a big concern orange ades.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
But no, no, there's no orange aides. But uh, do
you know the other situation that's almost killed the citrus
industry in this state. No, this is fifty drop in
demand for orange juice. Really, and I I that's what
stood out, and I go, you know what, come to
think of it? I stopped drinking orange juice. And I
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don't even know why. I used to drink orange juice
all the time. I used to drink it all the time.
And then I started thinking about it. And then when
I was in the grocery store, I thought about going
to get some orange juice, and then I'm like, that's
why I stopped drinking.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It, because it was all from California.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
No, the price too, the price as well, but that
was It's right that when I was still buying orange juice,
so much of it being sold here in Florida was
produced in California. Like this just doesn't doesn't make sense
to me. But anyway, that is just an interesting aside
there that once you couldn't go two feet without seeing
an orange grove. Now it's like kind of a rare sight.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I'm telling you, man, that orange grove. I basically went
through puberty there. I mean, that was my times as
a kid. That was the one where they had the
peacock farm.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
No one was going to find you out there, either, man.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Oh yeah, they know when I was out there, that's
when oranges were the boom. It was the great time
of orange. You know where you were really you.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Here the tractor or whatever coming from a mile away before.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Yep, it's that. It's that thing that goes and picks
all the oranges up. So what we'd do is you'd
have I mean, this was a massive orange grove. Now
it's massive houses, but you'd have all the trees right
where you couldn't You didn't even know where they ended.
They ended it. It started at Phelps and Mazelle and ended
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all the way up to Glenderd's Junior High. That was
we used to like skip when we'd skip school, jump out,
you'd run and try to get to the orange grove
fence and get in there and then hide me behind
the tree.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
You're out of sight, out of mind exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
But when you were kids, you had all the when
we were out there of an orange fights, you'd have
all the trees and you'd look under the canopy and
look for that machine you're talking about with the guy
in it who shot your ass with rock salt.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Been hitting that ship before I told you that story. Man.
We used to have a base little league baseball practice
at this elementary school and their fields backed up to
this dude's private property, and he had he had like
a little miniature farm situation going, and he was the
son of a bitch, and we would inadvertently sometimes foul
balls and batting practice would go over on his property
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and it's like, oh boy, who's he gonna make. The
coach would always send one of us over, thinking, you know,
wrong right. It just became well established that if he
saw you over there, you can get the rock.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Salt man, I think whoever hit the ball there should
have to go get it.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Well, yeah, but it was multiples would be there and
you'd wait till the end of practice, and because they
all landed in roughly the same area and you stoped,
you could get in and get out without taking some
incoming you know.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
The h that's very similar to the movie sand Lot. Now,
remember when the ball I never saw it. I never
saw it, just bits and pieces of it. And it
was the idea was the ball would go over the
fence and nobody want to go there because the house
was haunted and had this mean dog.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
And whatever baseball season starts today, man, well, I know
there were some games last week with the Dodgers and
the Cubs in Japan, but the full, full on baseball
season starts today. Only one hundred and sixty two regular
season games to go.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Like we care you never.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I've never understood why they play so many damn games
in Major League Baseball.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, I mean they play a lot in basketball too.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
But half it's eighty two in basketball.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Still. Oh yeah, that is only same with hockey. That
they needed maybe up the amount of football games and
cut back on baseball.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Well they have up to be fair. Well, they used
to schedule was fourteen and then they ended up going
to sixteen and nowt to seventeen, and the league's looking
to get it to eighteen. Yes, they eventually will, and
you know, this preseason nonsense will go bye bye totally.
But but honestly, you do more than eighteen football NFL
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level football games, everybody will be in a wheelchair.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah that's true. You be honest though, you and I
on this show, we don't really care about baseball. I
don't even I do not care until it's the World Series,
and even then I'm not I didn't watch what I think.
I may have watched one World Series part of one game.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I my observation on baseball at least the regular season. Anyway,
It's like you've got fans that are like complete hardcore
all the way in it. They know the statistics, They
bring scoring books and keep their own score of balls
and strikes and runs and hits and errors. You got
that level fan. Then you got the fan who just
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you know, I'm gonna take my son into the ballpark,
you know, because that's the father son thing to do.
That's cool, Yeah, exactly. And then you've got the category
of folks who might use a daytime baseball game as
an excuse to sneak out of the office and have
a business meeting. And then the rest is all empty seats.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah, I mean, so.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Many of these stadiums, dude, I'm like, how do they?
I know the answer is TV deals, But half these stadiums, man.
I know, there's certain franchises that pack out every game,
you know, Red Sox and Yankees one, but some of
these other teams. So you look at this stadiums are
there's nobody there?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Dude? You want to go sit in a stadium where
usually the time of year where it is it's going
to be hot.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Well, so many of them now have indoor retracted at
the very least retractable roof now, so if it's really
miserable whether they close the roof, turn the ac.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
U the Trump has no roof. Remember the hurricane.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, they'll be playing in the minor league stadium this
year at the end of the race.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
But I can remember that was can remember? Not can't.
I can remember the last time that I went to
a baseball game. It was I can remember the last
two times I went. One is with you where I
met boog Pal in Baltimore.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
In Baltimore, we sat nowt he moved Pal's barbecues out
behind the uh like center field fence on the breezeway there.
It's has some damn good Barbie.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I got a picture with him, yeah, and I still haven't.
I found the pictures the other day. I have him
in that drawer in my desk.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
That was back when you could visit Baltimore without have
to look over your shoulder constantly.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yeah, we were there. We were there for the Beer Festival.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Great American Beer Festival East Coast edition.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Okay was it that or was it for the STP Show?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
No? That that was Boston, Okay, the Great American Beer
Festival East Coast.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
That was all.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
The Baltimore trip is also the trip where you bit me.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Uh yeah, I remember that. Yeah, anyway we were it
was it was called for it. He was body slamming
me and I got a hold of his muscle area.
What do you call it?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
By some it was the w w uh Well it
was w w F then. And as soon as we
got in the hotel room, I go I we had
been drinking, yes, And I literally I just I picked
him up and put him over my head and was
gonna slam him, you know, on the bat, super slam style.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
But we've been drinking, so I was a little concerned
about being slammed.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
And he leaned down and bit my bicet and I
let go of him. At this he probably would have
been better off if I had safely slammed you onto
the mattress.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
And when he let go, Yeah, but I left. That
left you the worst bruise I think I've ever Well,
this one's pretty bad, but.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I think that might be the uh last time we
shared a hotel room. After that, it was separate rooms.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
No, we did Tampa when we were on in Tampa
shared one. Then, Hey, so many would what the hell?
So that was one of the last baseball games I
went to. So now we're talking. That was over twenty
years ago. Correct, Yeah, yeah, easily and easily. The other
most recent baseball game that I went to, I was
driving the Nicotine Machine because I remember I, for whatever,
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you know me, I don't like driving. For whatever reason,
I coined to be the driver because I had that
big car, and I had my wife, her best friend, me,
a few of her other friends, and then one of
their moms and the mom is back there talking and
I'm driving, and all of a sudden, I didn't think
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to be traffic for a baseball game. I almost rear
ended somebody. And then everybody spelt their beer in my
car because they were in the Dikettine machine because they
were drinking in the back seat. But uh yeah, so
that how long did I have that truck?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
That was? That's twenty years easily. Yeah. My last baseball
game was a couple of years ago. Went to uh
Washington Nationals game, which they have a great stadium there
in DC. Unfortunately he was smack dab in the middle
of summer and it was a double header.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
How'd you get roped into a double header?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Because we were gonna go to the game that got
rained out and then they just the way the schedule
was it worked out where they could play a double
header the next day, so we just went. And if
you've ever been to Washington, d C. It gets just
as freaking hot and humid there for about a month
or so as it does here, And sitting in a
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ballpark with no retractable roof is not nuts. So we're
sitting at it was me and my wife and daughter,
and I think maybe one of her nieces and nephews
was with us. And so we get through the first
game and then there's a break and the second game
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start and we get a few innings in and I'm
just like, I'm sittaring going, I don't want to say
anything because we're on vacation and it's and then my
wife goes, how long do you want to stay?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Let go?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
They said, I'm good to go anytime you want. And
that was enough to none of us wanted to be
the first to say let's get out of here.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah, this sucks. If it was a double air, I
swear I think I'd say let's just get to the
second portion. No, I'd rather go to the first, earlier
in earlier out. But it was cool though, when I
went to that last baseball game. It was cool to
get the hot dog, you know, and have some beers
and whatever. And then uh, and then it was like,
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it's not cool anymore. This is boring.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Again. Those of you excited about baseball season, great, I
was awesome. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
That's your thing. And I'm not I'm not dogging that
at all. It's saying it's just not for me to so.
And we played baseball growing up. I did.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I did. Baseball is one of those sports. I've always said,
this way more fun to play than it is to watch, my.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Opinion, Hm, and uh, you know. I the other one,
Hockey is one of those ones that if I'm there,
I like watching it.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Hockey live is I think is the best live sport.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
I think it's the best live sport. Oh, so I
wanted to get.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
In that sport. You don't last for a long time either,
kind of like football.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Well, you'd be surprised.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I have a friend at the gym and her husband plays.
He played up north right, like serious hockey. Then he
came down here and he's been playing so long that
now he's playing for Solar Bears. And and she's like, yeah,
I don't think he's gonna be playing that much longer
because you know, he beats the hell out of you basically.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
So I wanted to I was going to bring this
up on the show this morning, didn't have time to
get to it. This is both interesting and soul crushing
at the same time, depending on how you want to
look at it. Someone sent me, Uh, I don't even
know who sent this to me, but it's like, check
this out when you have some time interesting dot dot
dot All right, so website called You're getting old dot com.
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You dot r e getting old dot com if you
want to pull it up.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I was looking at this. Married to a children star
that died sorry.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Who who died from? Married with I don't remember. Probably
one of the obscure characters.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah, that's why I was That's what I was gonna ask.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
You know, Christina Applegate's not in a good way.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah, I didn't she pass No, remember that face Marianna
somebody or other.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I don't know. Probably was in one episode.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
No, she's in a few because she they found her
unresponsive in her three million dollar Malibel, California plays. I
reported have undergone a recent cosmetic procedure. I could have
done it.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
But lift, I don't know, I lift in a in
a storage place, does it every time? Dude?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Look at I mean, she's had some serious work done.
Look look at that bottom one.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Oh, I just I don't know who that is.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
No, that's why I clicked on when she was on
Married with Children.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Probably played one of Bud's many girl friends. It was
that would be my guest. That was it.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
It was married to a children's star.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Dies may she's not that star. She was in a
couple episodes. Probably, yeah, she was that though.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I don't want to say it because she has died,
but you know, kind of the horrors hookem on hung
out with Applegate. Okay, but anyway, so what am I
looking up?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Type this in y O you dot r E dot
getting old dot com.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Dot get it old oops old dot com getting old
dot com. I see a price of something.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
At y O you dot r E getting old dot com.
I think I'm might give you one too many dots there,
some of them.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I didn't put it up in the U r L either.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Y O you dot dot r E g E T
t I N g old dot com.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
All right, sorry, everybody bearn with my typing there you're
getting old? Got it?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Okay, here's the deal. All it does is ask you
to put in your day of birth. You put in
your day of birth, and it busts out all sorts
of statistics of you know, it breaks down how many
days you've actually been around and and all that, and
it goes through all this stuff, and it rolls all
the way back and goes through all these different categories
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of things that have happened, things that hadn't happened yet,
comparing you where you're at to the other people who
come to this website, and then it comes to an
analysis at the end as to where you are in
the big spectrum of things, whether you're getting old or not.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I don't want to do it.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
It's no, it's it's actually, this is where I'm saying.
It's both interesting and soul crushing. If you want to
do this, you put in your your your birth date,
and it'll take you back and it shows you some
of the notable things that happen the day you were
born and some of the bigger events in history. And
you stop and think and you see all this stuff
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as the timeline goes along, and you're thinking, exactly what
they're going to tell you at the end of this
you're getting old because you've been around long enough to
see and be alive for all of these things that
have happened. And then you also start thinking you can't
help but thinking.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
No, because you're thinking about how much longer I have
to live.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
No, no, no, no, I did not. That did not
cross my mind, because that's what crossed my mind. I
just hit delete. It does tell you, though, It does
tell you, I'm glad to see this stuff. It says
that eighty nine percent of the people who are my
exact age are still alive. Oh that's good, and so
that's still too bad.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Right?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah, again, it's you dot r getting old duck home
getting old dot com. So if you all want to
try that out, I'm just be fore warned. It's it'll
be cool. You'll see and all of a sudden remember
something I was around for that. I don't remember that,
but yeah, I was alive for that and it and
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then the other thing I was going to say that
went through my mind anyway, is how how many things
in history or you know, pop culture reference points that
were significant or whatever that someone maybe ten, fifteen, even
twenty years younger has no idea about any of this stuff. Yeah,
and it's just it's it's weird how quickly things happen
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are significant, and then there's generations to come that either
don't even learn about it or just could care less
or whatever. But you still it's still special to you.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
And it's basically like also probably touches on things that
you live through in the form of the space shuttle
blowing up.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yeah, all sorts of stuff like that. It's listed as
to you know, the years you've been around and whatnot,
and then it puts into perspective again, breaks down your
actual age into things like rotations around, how many times
the sun is you know, rotated, and all this stuff.
It's it's it's it's an interesting website. Yeah, don't click
on the thing that says download. That's some clickbait thing
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that'll probably load malware on your phone. Just scroll past
all those but interesting site. Interesting site.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I don't. I I'm sorry, but I'm not going to
do it because I.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Just what are you afraid of?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
I just then it starts making me think about how
much longer do I have to live?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
And live? For?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Every day?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Man?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I do?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
I do? So?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I don't want to check out something I got.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
But you're going to die soon. It's just a fun site.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I bet there's some really cool stuff in there. So
I tell you about the Rubik's Cube, and.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I don't know. I didn't have time. There's I mean,
there's so much stuff here, I didn't have time to.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Get there out of it.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
But who turned That's why I'm trying to remember who
sent me there? No, no, it was not. It may
have just been something random that popped into to my feed.
But I clicked and took the bait and I got
some some good reading an info out of this.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
You think about it. I mean, we have been through
a lot of stuff in our in our time, just
you and I together have been through the craziest stuff.
What are we going to start? What are you going
to start?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Write that book when we no longer work here. Ah,
So it is going to be after It's not going
to take long for me to write the book. It's
much easier and smarter. I already have the manuscript basically
in my head.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
It's already none of but it's smarter and more beneficial
to write the book while we're on the air, so
that you know I don't know you could sell it.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
But again, there's things in the book that we get
that we are at this point not able to discuss. Yeah,
that's true, and one day we will be able to.
And I can't wait for that day to come because
if I have to, you know, go through this spiel
one more time. And sorry if we've said this to you,
when you've asked us, hey, what happened with or when
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you guys are gone? And what was the reason that
we can't?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
We signed NDA is non disclosure agreement that we will
not talk about why we were fired.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Okay, so that's just but one day that will not
be in effect anymore and it'll all come out.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Let's hope it's not for a very, very very long time.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Amen. Got another kids get ready to start college, so
come in to that. And I think that's a good
point to jump off here and say thank you for
checking out Lynchintaco on and off the air for thirty
plus years.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Man, Remind me to start jotting down some different crazy
stories from over the years that you and I have
known each other and different stuff, because just like the
other day we were randomly talking, I said, oh, guess
who I ran into at the winter Park Fart Festival.
The guy that we were at some big party I'm
not going to name any names. And it was a
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golf trip and had strippers you know, brought over, and
one of them took off the guy's belt.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
There was a stripper golf tournament.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Yeah, no, no, it wasn't a stripper golf tournament. We've
done those two, but this was just we were doing
a golf getaway in a different state. And then they
found at the local club that we were at, the
titty bar, they found some women that would go back
to the place, so they came back with an actual
armed pimp. Pat there was a big black man standing
at our door with a gun.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Ladies with me morally casual attitude.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Oh yeah, they were morally all right. So anyway, no,
but one of the guys go, he's you know, getting
all loose because he didn't have many times away from
the wife and whatever. And he's like, all right, yes,
it's great, and she she goes give me that belt.
Took off his belt. It was one of those belts
that has the metal fish on it, you know, the
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you know the belts that people will wear like in
South Florida.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yes, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
And she beat the ever living shit out of him
with that belt on his butt.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
She goes, you've been a bat. I heard you've been a.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Bad boy from all them, and she grabs him, pulls
his pants down and hits them with that belt. He
was almost in tears.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Later he goes, he wakes up, it was yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
The next day he wakes up and he's says, hah, he's.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Having trouble walking, like, what's wrong?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Don't you remember? He goes, now, I'm gonna explain this
to my wife.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
And he dropped his pants.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
He had bruises upon bruises upon bruises, and I right
away I came up with a great excuse. I said,
tell her that you were golfing and fell on cypress roots.
And I think he may have used that. But anally,
I have not seen that dude in fifteen years. And
I'm at the winter Park Fart Festival, sitting at Looma
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with some blue and you know, it's just people watching
out there. There's people walking by non stuff, and I
see him walking along with you know, the wife and
a friend or whatever. And all I did was this
pat I didn't acknowledge it to my wife any of them.
And I just looked at him and did a little
smile and went gave him a wink.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
I didn't say a damn word. Yes, I'd like the
cypress knots please.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
I go as soon as I did it again because
you can't see it on the radio. But I just
kind of looked at him, had a grin and winked
at him, and he just kept on pat He acknowledged,
looked at me and just kept going like this kept going.
There was no way that was coming out because that
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has been a twenty year secret in his marriage. I'm
sure he didn't do anything wrong. He didn't like, you know,
go down on her anything, and she didn't go down
on him.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
But it was whipped by a stripper. Anyway, who hasn't
had that happen.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yeah you should have seen. But anyway, know that armed
armed up?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Who was that porn star that poured hot wax?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Oh? Yeah at the Diamond Club. I drove by that
place the other day pick my wife and I like
midnight picking up uh, picking up our daughter from New York.
She flew into Oya and drove by and looked and
just shook my head how many times we were there
doing Stripper Thursday Live than God.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
It's all going to be in the book. Get all
me in the book. Thank you for checking out Lynching
Tacos off the air. Will do it again soon
Hello, everybody, Welcome to another episode of Lynchin Taco Off
the Air, our weekly podcast from the Lynch and Taco
Morning Show based It's one O one one w jr
R in Orlando, Florida. I'm Pat Lynch Taco Bob across
from me as always. Hey there, so I get to
be honest with you. I had this giant stack of
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stuff today and we blew through most of it. I
did say one thing I want to get to here
during the podcast, but I want to make sure I
threw it over to you if you had anything that
you wanted to make sure we addressed this week.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I have this little file in my phone. I have
a special phone where you can write notes.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, yeah, please explain this phone you have. I don't
know if this is is this government issued or what
is this this thing that you talk about on a
regular basis that none of us mere mortals have access.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, I got it from Obama several years back. No,
no one of those. In my notes, I keep something
that is called on and off the air of these
I'm saving I talked about earlier, the Grand's remedy foot powder.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
We did that on there, You and your stinky feet.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Not anymore man smell them, you.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Could eat not going to smell much less eat off
your feet. Thank you for the offer though.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Okay, so the other one is something my daughter, their
senior class is doing. Remember, like when you were a senior,
you did certain things like you know you do senior
skip day. They had that about a week ago. We
didn't get to do that in Catholic high school. Oh yeah,
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that's right.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
If you if you had an unexcused absence or just ditched.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Out, you got beat.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
No, no, I'm not that old. But back in the
day there were some. Yeah I told the store.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I'll tell you in a second.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
When my dad, no, they would just hit you right
out of the gate. That's a three hour detention on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Just for missing a day of.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
School unexcused excuse, skipping school without your p Yeah, your
parents had to call in and then also when you returned,
when you returned, they also had to provide a note.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, ours is uh, you just send the kid with
a note if they had an employment or whatever. But
my dad, when he was in Catholic school, like you're saying,
back in the day, I told you that the the
priest or what do they what do they call the
head there in the Catholic school principal, Okay, principal, But
back then they had a different name for it, head master, headmaster.
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I believe it was. And I think they got rid
of that because you know, Catholic Church and head, but
I don't know anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
So no, the term is still used in various schools
around the globe.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
My dad got in trouble and the priest or whatever
he was, punched my dad square in the nose, broke
his nose.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
That's pretty screwed up.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Dad went home and and the priest had called my dad,
my dad's dad, my grandpa Frank today, Frank. I just
wanted to make sure that Bob's okay. I kind of
went a little hard on him when I was punishing
him today, and he goes, oh really he goes, He goes, yeah,
I kind of, you know, got a bluddy nose or whatever.
My dad walks in. My Grandpa Frank, bamn punched him
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right in the face.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Builds character. Tough love, baby builds character. Nowadays, that's called
child abuse. Kitch, locked up, your kid's calling the police
on you.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Somebody reminded me the other day of the coach at
Lenyard's Junior High that would whack the desk with the
axe handle. That went on and it was.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Just a desk though it wasn't hitting any student.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
No, it went on until the kid woke up mid
swing and moved and it shattered his arm. The axe
handle hit the kid. Yeah, teacher got a little paid
time off and kid was in the hospital. No more
axe handle all right.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
So anyway, I know we didn't have senior skip day,
But what's back to your daughter? What's what's going on
with her senior class. I want to be.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Crystal clear on this that it's not a school sanctioned event.
But I see one of her buddies come in the
other because I was gonna talk to about the air
but it's too long to get into. I see one
of her buddies come over and she's got goggles on. Okay,
what are you are you doing for ecstasy or some
What the hell is that? The god?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, I'm just who walks in with goggles. But she
was coming over to hang out by the pool and.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I said, oh, you use goggles in the pools.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
She goes, Nope, like swim goggles.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, okay, she goes nope, senior assassin, I go, what
are you talking about. They didn't have this when I
was in school. Every I asked because I was intrigued.
I said, senior assassin in school right now? Do you
know it's how shootings are and all that. That's why
I said, it's not school sanctioned. Here's what it is.
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Each kid in this in the group, there's teams, right,
and each person contributes five bucks to a pool. Right. Yeah,
not to be confused with a pool because the goggles
you're wearing. So everybody puts in five bucks, and there's
an app that you can track the teams, right, okay,
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and what you do you always have a super soaker
with you and you hunt down different teams and go
and raid them and squirt.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
So I thought this might have been in the news
last year, that this was going on and it was
causing concern.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, I was a little I'm you know, the cooler dads.
I was like, ah, I just don't get in trouble,
you know with cops. And she showed me the big
super soaker you couldn't mistake for anything. But so they
contribute five bucks. There's teams and they all have an app.
Where they track each other. But and then you find them,
go and shoot them with the super Soaker and then
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they're out unless they have on then they're immune.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
So this is the idea to make you look like
a fool having to wear goggles and hopes of not
being eliminated from the super Soaker Assassin challenge in high school.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Well, what I got out of it is that I'm
home working and now I've got to keep an eye
out over my shoulder if there's some kids breaking into
my backyard because they tracked my daughter and her friend
who are laying out by the pool, and Teddy's out there,
and I start thinking if he's gonna attack him and
bite him or whatever. But that's pretty cool, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Don't you were screen ship like that when we were kids.
Have phones? Dude, I mean, it's just that you're setting
me up for actually where I was headed here in
a minute.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Anything, Like you know, we'd have orange fights in the
groves because I grew up right down go Figure in Florida,
right down from the Orange groves and different, you know,
different activities we'd all do.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Let me stiffle ball, that's big whiffle ball. Yeah, wiffle
You ever hit someone with a whiffleball bats all the time,
it'll screw you. I want to back up big red
one mention orange gross big news this week.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
The so whatever teams left standing wins the pot of money.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Gotcha, And it's the whole class. There's how many teams
are in this.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
It's I didn't get into all that. I think you know, no,
kids are the attentions. Man.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I saw something in the news here this week speaking
of oranges. Remember that used to be the big business
here in the States, oranges and sugarcane and sugar cane.
Still is the orange industry that this is like going
to be the worst year ever, not only because of
the various you know, diseases that the orange trees have
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been you know, subjected to over the years. An yeah,
that and there's something greening it's called down.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
That's a big concern orange ades.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
But no, no, there's no orange aides. But uh, do
you know the other situation that's almost killed the citrus
industry in this state. No, this is fifty drop in
demand for orange juice. Really, and I I that's what
stood out, and I go, you know what, come to
think of it? I stopped drinking orange juice. And I
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don't even know why. I used to drink orange juice
all the time. I used to drink it all the time.
And then I started thinking about it. And then when
I was in the grocery store, I thought about going
to get some orange juice, and then I'm like, that's
why I stopped drinking.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It, because it was all from California.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
No, the price too, the price as well, but that
was It's right that when I was still buying orange juice,
so much of it being sold here in Florida was
produced in California. Like this just doesn't doesn't make sense
to me. But anyway, that is just an interesting aside
there that once you couldn't go two feet without seeing
an orange grove. Now it's like kind of a rare sight.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I'm telling you, man, that orange grove. I basically went
through puberty there. I mean, that was my times as
a kid. That was the one where they had the
peacock farm.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
No one was going to find you out there, either, man.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Oh yeah, they know when I was out there, that's
when oranges were the boom. It was the great time
of orange. You know where you were really you.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Here the tractor or whatever coming from a mile away before.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Yep, it's that. It's that thing that goes and picks
all the oranges up. So what we'd do is you'd
have I mean, this was a massive orange grove. Now
it's massive houses, but you'd have all the trees right
where you couldn't You didn't even know where they ended.
They ended it. It started at Phelps and Mazelle and ended
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all the way up to Glenderd's Junior High. That was
we used to like skip when we'd skip school, jump out,
you'd run and try to get to the orange grove
fence and get in there and then hide me behind
the tree.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
You're out of sight, out of mind exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
But when you were kids, you had all the when
we were out there of an orange fights, you'd have
all the trees and you'd look under the canopy and
look for that machine you're talking about with the guy
in it who shot your ass with rock salt.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Been hitting that ship before I told you that story. Man.
We used to have a base little league baseball practice
at this elementary school and their fields backed up to
this dude's private property, and he had he had like
a little miniature farm situation going, and he was the
son of a bitch, and we would inadvertently sometimes foul
balls and batting practice would go over on his property
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and it's like, oh boy, who's he gonna make. The
coach would always send one of us over, thinking, you know,
wrong right. It just became well established that if he
saw you over there, you can get the rock.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Salt man, I think whoever hit the ball there should
have to go get it.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Well, yeah, but it was multiples would be there and
you'd wait till the end of practice, and because they
all landed in roughly the same area and you stoped,
you could get in and get out without taking some
incoming you know.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
The h that's very similar to the movie sand Lot. Now,
remember when the ball I never saw it. I never
saw it, just bits and pieces of it. And it
was the idea was the ball would go over the
fence and nobody want to go there because the house
was haunted and had this mean dog.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
And whatever baseball season starts today, man, well, I know
there were some games last week with the Dodgers and
the Cubs in Japan, but the full, full on baseball
season starts today. Only one hundred and sixty two regular
season games to go.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Like we care you never.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I've never understood why they play so many damn games
in Major League Baseball.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, I mean they play a lot in basketball too.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
But half it's eighty two in basketball.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Still. Oh yeah, that is only same with hockey. That
they needed maybe up the amount of football games and
cut back on baseball.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Well they have up to be fair. Well, they used
to schedule was fourteen and then they ended up going
to sixteen and nowt to seventeen, and the league's looking
to get it to eighteen. Yes, they eventually will, and
you know, this preseason nonsense will go bye bye totally.
But but honestly, you do more than eighteen football NFL
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level football games, everybody will be in a wheelchair.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah that's true. You be honest though, you and I
on this show, we don't really care about baseball. I
don't even I do not care until it's the World Series,
and even then I'm not I didn't watch what I think.
I may have watched one World Series part of one game.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I my observation on baseball at least the regular season. Anyway,
It's like you've got fans that are like complete hardcore
all the way in it. They know the statistics, They
bring scoring books and keep their own score of balls
and strikes and runs and hits and errors. You got
that level fan. Then you got the fan who just
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you know, I'm gonna take my son into the ballpark,
you know, because that's the father son thing to do.
That's cool, Yeah, exactly. And then you've got the category
of folks who might use a daytime baseball game as
an excuse to sneak out of the office and have
a business meeting. And then the rest is all empty seats.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah, I mean, so.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Many of these stadiums, dude, I'm like, how do they?
I know the answer is TV deals, But half these stadiums, man.
I know, there's certain franchises that pack out every game,
you know, Red Sox and Yankees one, but some of
these other teams. So you look at this stadiums are
there's nobody there?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Dude? You want to go sit in a stadium where
usually the time of year where it is it's going
to be hot.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Well, so many of them now have indoor retracted at
the very least retractable roof now, so if it's really
miserable whether they close the roof, turn the ac.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
U the Trump has no roof. Remember the hurricane.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, they'll be playing in the minor league stadium this
year at the end of the race.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
But I can remember that was can remember? Not can't.
I can remember the last time that I went to
a baseball game. It was I can remember the last
two times I went. One is with you where I
met boog Pal in Baltimore.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
In Baltimore, we sat nowt he moved Pal's barbecues out
behind the uh like center field fence on the breezeway there.
It's has some damn good Barbie.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I got a picture with him, yeah, and I still haven't.
I found the pictures the other day. I have him
in that drawer in my desk.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
That was back when you could visit Baltimore without have
to look over your shoulder constantly.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yeah, we were there. We were there for the Beer Festival.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Great American Beer Festival East Coast edition.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Okay was it that or was it for the STP Show?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
No? That that was Boston, Okay, the Great American Beer
Festival East Coast.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
That was all.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
The Baltimore trip is also the trip where you bit me.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Uh yeah, I remember that. Yeah, anyway we were it
was it was called for it. He was body slamming
me and I got a hold of his muscle area.
What do you call it?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
By some it was the w w uh Well it
was w w F then. And as soon as we
got in the hotel room, I go I we had
been drinking, yes, And I literally I just I picked
him up and put him over my head and was
gonna slam him, you know, on the bat, super slam style.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
But we've been drinking, so I was a little concerned
about being slammed.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
And he leaned down and bit my bicet and I
let go of him. At this he probably would have
been better off if I had safely slammed you onto
the mattress.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
And when he let go, Yeah, but I left. That
left you the worst bruise I think I've ever Well,
this one's pretty bad, but.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I think that might be the uh last time we
shared a hotel room. After that, it was separate rooms.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
No, we did Tampa when we were on in Tampa
shared one. Then, Hey, so many would what the hell?
So that was one of the last baseball games I
went to. So now we're talking. That was over twenty
years ago. Correct, Yeah, yeah, easily and easily. The other
most recent baseball game that I went to, I was
driving the Nicotine Machine because I remember I, for whatever,
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you know me, I don't like driving. For whatever reason,
I coined to be the driver because I had that
big car, and I had my wife, her best friend, me,
a few of her other friends, and then one of
their moms and the mom is back there talking and
I'm driving, and all of a sudden, I didn't think
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to be traffic for a baseball game. I almost rear
ended somebody. And then everybody spelt their beer in my
car because they were in the Dikettine machine because they
were drinking in the back seat. But uh yeah, so
that how long did I have that truck?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
That was? That's twenty years easily. Yeah. My last baseball
game was a couple of years ago. Went to uh
Washington Nationals game, which they have a great stadium there
in DC. Unfortunately he was smack dab in the middle
of summer and it was a double header.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
How'd you get roped into a double header?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Because we were gonna go to the game that got
rained out and then they just the way the schedule
was it worked out where they could play a double
header the next day, so we just went. And if
you've ever been to Washington, d C. It gets just
as freaking hot and humid there for about a month
or so as it does here, And sitting in a
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ballpark with no retractable roof is not nuts. So we're
sitting at it was me and my wife and daughter,
and I think maybe one of her nieces and nephews
was with us. And so we get through the first
game and then there's a break and the second game
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start and we get a few innings in and I'm
just like, I'm sittaring going, I don't want to say
anything because we're on vacation and it's and then my
wife goes, how long do you want to stay?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Let go?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
They said, I'm good to go anytime you want. And
that was enough to none of us wanted to be
the first to say let's get out of here.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah, this sucks. If it was a double air, I
swear I think I'd say let's just get to the
second portion. No, I'd rather go to the first, earlier
in earlier out. But it was cool though, when I
went to that last baseball game. It was cool to
get the hot dog, you know, and have some beers
and whatever. And then uh, and then it was like,
(18:16):
it's not cool anymore. This is boring.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Again. Those of you excited about baseball season, great, I
was awesome. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
That's your thing. And I'm not I'm not dogging that
at all. It's saying it's just not for me to so.
And we played baseball growing up. I did.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I did. Baseball is one of those sports. I've always said,
this way more fun to play than it is to watch, my.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Opinion, Hm, and uh, you know. I the other one,
Hockey is one of those ones that if I'm there,
I like watching it.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Hockey live is I think is the best live sport.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
I think it's the best live sport. Oh, so I
wanted to get.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
In that sport. You don't last for a long time either,
kind of like football.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Well, you'd be surprised.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I have a friend at the gym and her husband plays.
He played up north right, like serious hockey. Then he
came down here and he's been playing so long that
now he's playing for Solar Bears. And and she's like, yeah,
I don't think he's gonna be playing that much longer
because you know, he beats the hell out of you basically.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
So I wanted to I was going to bring this
up on the show this morning, didn't have time to
get to it. This is both interesting and soul crushing
at the same time, depending on how you want to
look at it. Someone sent me, Uh, I don't even
know who sent this to me, but it's like, check
this out when you have some time interesting dot dot
dot All right, so website called You're getting old dot com.
(19:48):
You dot r e getting old dot com if you
want to pull it up.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I was looking at this. Married to a children star
that died sorry.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Who who died from? Married with I don't remember. Probably
one of the obscure characters.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah, that's why I was That's what I was gonna ask.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
You know, Christina Applegate's not in a good way.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah, I didn't she pass No, remember that face Marianna
somebody or other.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I don't know. Probably was in one episode.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
No, she's in a few because she they found her
unresponsive in her three million dollar Malibel, California plays. I
reported have undergone a recent cosmetic procedure. I could have
done it.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
But lift, I don't know, I lift in a in
a storage place, does it every time? Dude?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Look at I mean, she's had some serious work done.
Look look at that bottom one.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Oh, I just I don't know who that is.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
No, that's why I clicked on when she was on
Married with Children.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Probably played one of Bud's many girl friends. It was
that would be my guest. That was it.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
It was married to a children's star.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Dies may she's not that star. She was in a
couple episodes. Probably, yeah, she was that though.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I don't want to say it because she has died,
but you know, kind of the horrors hookem on hung
out with Applegate. Okay, but anyway, so what am I
looking up?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Type this in y O you dot r E dot
getting old dot com.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Dot get it old oops old dot com getting old
dot com. I see a price of something.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
At y O you dot r E getting old dot com.
I think I'm might give you one too many dots there,
some of them.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I didn't put it up in the U r L either.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Y O you dot dot r E g E T
t I N g old dot com.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
All right, sorry, everybody bearn with my typing there you're
getting old? Got it?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Okay, here's the deal. All it does is ask you
to put in your day of birth. You put in
your day of birth, and it busts out all sorts
of statistics of you know, it breaks down how many
days you've actually been around and and all that, and
it goes through all this stuff, and it rolls all
the way back and goes through all these different categories
(22:27):
of things that have happened, things that hadn't happened yet,
comparing you where you're at to the other people who
come to this website, and then it comes to an
analysis at the end as to where you are in
the big spectrum of things, whether you're getting old or not.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I don't want to do it.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
It's no, it's it's actually, this is where I'm saying.
It's both interesting and soul crushing. If you want to
do this, you put in your your your birth date,
and it'll take you back and it shows you some
of the notable things that happen the day you were
born and some of the bigger events in history. And
you stop and think and you see all this stuff
(23:03):
as the timeline goes along, and you're thinking, exactly what
they're going to tell you at the end of this
you're getting old because you've been around long enough to
see and be alive for all of these things that
have happened. And then you also start thinking you can't
help but thinking.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
No, because you're thinking about how much longer I have
to live.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
No, no, no, no, I did not. That did not
cross my mind, because that's what crossed my mind. I
just hit delete. It does tell you, though, It does
tell you, I'm glad to see this stuff. It says
that eighty nine percent of the people who are my
exact age are still alive. Oh that's good, and so
that's still too bad.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Right?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah, again, it's you dot r getting old duck home
getting old dot com. So if you all want to
try that out, I'm just be fore warned. It's it'll
be cool. You'll see and all of a sudden remember
something I was around for that. I don't remember that,
but yeah, I was alive for that and it and
(24:02):
then the other thing I was going to say that
went through my mind anyway, is how how many things
in history or you know, pop culture reference points that
were significant or whatever that someone maybe ten, fifteen, even
twenty years younger has no idea about any of this stuff. Yeah,
and it's just it's it's weird how quickly things happen
(24:26):
are significant, and then there's generations to come that either
don't even learn about it or just could care less
or whatever. But you still it's still special to you.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
And it's basically like also probably touches on things that
you live through in the form of the space shuttle
blowing up.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yeah, all sorts of stuff like that. It's listed as
to you know, the years you've been around and whatnot,
and then it puts into perspective again, breaks down your
actual age into things like rotations around, how many times
the sun is you know, rotated, and all this stuff.
It's it's it's it's an interesting website. Yeah, don't click
on the thing that says download. That's some clickbait thing
(25:04):
that'll probably load malware on your phone. Just scroll past
all those but interesting site. Interesting site.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I don't. I I'm sorry, but I'm not going to
do it because I.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Just what are you afraid of?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
I just then it starts making me think about how
much longer do I have to live?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
And live? For?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Every day?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Man?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I do?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
I do? So?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I don't want to check out something I got.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
But you're going to die soon. It's just a fun site.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I bet there's some really cool stuff in there. So
I tell you about the Rubik's Cube, and.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I don't know. I didn't have time. There's I mean,
there's so much stuff here, I didn't have time to.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Get there out of it.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
But who turned That's why I'm trying to remember who
sent me there? No, no, it was not. It may
have just been something random that popped into to my feed.
But I clicked and took the bait and I got
some some good reading an info out of this.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
You think about it. I mean, we have been through
a lot of stuff in our in our time, just
you and I together have been through the craziest stuff.
What are we going to start? What are you going
to start?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Write that book when we no longer work here. Ah,
So it is going to be after It's not going
to take long for me to write the book. It's
much easier and smarter. I already have the manuscript basically
in my head.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
It's already none of but it's smarter and more beneficial
to write the book while we're on the air, so
that you know I don't know you could sell it.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
But again, there's things in the book that we get
that we are at this point not able to discuss. Yeah,
that's true, and one day we will be able to.
And I can't wait for that day to come because
if I have to, you know, go through this spiel
one more time. And sorry if we've said this to you,
when you've asked us, hey, what happened with or when
(26:54):
you guys are gone? And what was the reason that
we can't?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
We signed NDA is non disclosure agreement that we will
not talk about why we were fired.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Okay, so that's just but one day that will not
be in effect anymore and it'll all come out.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Let's hope it's not for a very, very very long time.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Amen. Got another kids get ready to start college, so
come in to that. And I think that's a good
point to jump off here and say thank you for
checking out Lynchintaco on and off the air for thirty
plus years.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Man, Remind me to start jotting down some different crazy
stories from over the years that you and I have
known each other and different stuff, because just like the
other day we were randomly talking, I said, oh, guess
who I ran into at the winter Park Fart Festival.
The guy that we were at some big party I'm
not going to name any names. And it was a
(27:51):
golf trip and had strippers you know, brought over, and
one of them took off the guy's belt.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
There was a stripper golf tournament.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Yeah, no, no, it wasn't a stripper golf tournament. We've
done those two, but this was just we were doing
a golf getaway in a different state. And then they
found at the local club that we were at, the
titty bar, they found some women that would go back
to the place, so they came back with an actual
armed pimp. Pat there was a big black man standing
at our door with a gun.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Ladies with me morally casual attitude.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Oh yeah, they were morally all right. So anyway, no,
but one of the guys go, he's you know, getting
all loose because he didn't have many times away from
the wife and whatever. And he's like, all right, yes,
it's great, and she she goes give me that belt.
Took off his belt. It was one of those belts
that has the metal fish on it, you know, the
(28:49):
you know the belts that people will wear like in
South Florida.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yes, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
And she beat the ever living shit out of him
with that belt on his butt.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
She goes, you've been a bat. I heard you've been a.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Bad boy from all them, and she grabs him, pulls
his pants down and hits them with that belt. He
was almost in tears.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Later he goes, he wakes up, it was yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
The next day he wakes up and he's says, hah, he's.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Having trouble walking, like, what's wrong?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Don't you remember? He goes, now, I'm gonna explain this
to my wife.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
And he dropped his pants.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
He had bruises upon bruises upon bruises, and I right
away I came up with a great excuse. I said,
tell her that you were golfing and fell on cypress roots.
And I think he may have used that. But anally,
I have not seen that dude in fifteen years. And
I'm at the winter Park Fart Festival, sitting at Looma
(29:49):
with some blue and you know, it's just people watching
out there. There's people walking by non stuff, and I
see him walking along with you know, the wife and
a friend or whatever. And all I did was this
pat I didn't acknowledge it to my wife any of them.
And I just looked at him and did a little
smile and went gave him a wink.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
I didn't say a damn word. Yes, I'd like the
cypress knots please.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
I go as soon as I did it again because
you can't see it on the radio. But I just
kind of looked at him, had a grin and winked
at him, and he just kept on pat He acknowledged,
looked at me and just kept going like this kept going.
There was no way that was coming out because that
(30:34):
has been a twenty year secret in his marriage. I'm
sure he didn't do anything wrong. He didn't like, you know,
go down on her anything, and she didn't go down
on him.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
But it was whipped by a stripper. Anyway, who hasn't
had that happen.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yeah you should have seen. But anyway, know that armed
armed up?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Who was that porn star that poured hot wax?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Oh? Yeah at the Diamond Club. I drove by that
place the other day pick my wife and I like
midnight picking up uh, picking up our daughter from New York.
She flew into Oya and drove by and looked and
just shook my head how many times we were there
doing Stripper Thursday Live than God.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
It's all going to be in the book. Get all
me in the book. Thank you for checking out Lynching
Tacos off the air. Will do it again soon
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