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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello everybody, and welcome to a new episode of Off
(00:03):
the Air, the weekly podcast from the Lynch and Taco
Morning Show here at one O one one w j
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So a little behind the scenes here, just thinking out loud, Taco,
are we going to get pulled out of this podcast
to go to this meeting that we're currently blowing off?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I I we wouldn't say that we're bowling it off.
We have a podcast that we have to do it.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Well, I know this is this is I'm just I'm
bringing it up because this is one of those meetings
that popped up out of nowhere and then there follow
up emails almost guilting you into hey you better be
there type feeling like were you getting that vibe too? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
But I also got the vibe hey if you can.
And I honestly think what about at the beginning they
scheduled it for a Friday at ten o'clock. Dude, if
you're doing morning right, you said it the other day,
that's the last thing, the last time that you would
ever schedule a meeting.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
And yeah, yeah, that's when when you work this early,
that's when your weekend starts because your weekend and early.
But anyway, so they moved it and it's scheduled for
right now on a Thursday at ten o'clock. Yeah, so
I just I'm going to keep an eye out of
the corner of my eye there at the Fitch see
if we get fishbowled on this or not.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I think that would be pretty ballsy to walk in
and in awesome my show.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay, all right, we'll see. Besides, they're going over something
that we've been hit over the head with for the
last year already.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I'm confused of all of it.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Okay, Hey, oh, update for you. We were talking yesterday
about how Bar Rescue is in Central Florida again filming
some new episodes for the new season downtown Orlando this week,
and then our understanding is they got a couple more
planned in the Central Florida area for the upcoming season
as well. So Johnny Magic from over at Excel, he
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has actually been one of the secret repersentatives that John Taffer,
the host of Bar Rescue, has sent in at the
beginning of episodes in the past to kind of, you know,
see how he gets treated and his experience or whatever.
He was tapped again to do this one that they're
filming in downtown Orlando. Yeah, and I heard Johnny talking about, like, dude,
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you got to do it again because a few years
ago we got to do it when they redid Copper
Rocket there in Maitland.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
And I mentioned how John Taffrell do this where they
have a semi you know, local celebrity.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Or TV or radio person. Usually they always throw in
there just to you know, have a recognizable name and
see how they're treated, if they're even recognized or whatever.
So we had always thought were like, man, we both
love and watch that show. We've watched it ever since
it's been on and Taffer we volunteer if you ever
want to use us, send Lynchin taco in as you're
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you know, your undercover agents for the initial as you
sit there and you watch and observe what you're going
to be up against with And he said, bar it didn't.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
So I talked to Johnny about He goes, oh, you
guys want to do that? I said yes. He goes odd,
he goes, let me let me uh he was the producer.
He goes, I know the producer. He goes, I'm gonna
let him know right now that you guys are interested in,
h you know, doing that. He goes and there's a
couple more coming up. So I'm not going to get
my hopes up too high, but that'd be kind of cool.
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That'd be awesome because you know, I don't care what
what the bar is or restaurant or whatever he's going
to do.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I don't want to do one.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
If it's real far away, though, I'll do it. It's going
to be in central.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Florida, all right, it's first I'm going to do it regardless.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Well, for first off, it's it's great exposure. Second, I
will get my e teeth to watch Taffer flip out
in person.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, he flipped out. And the one that Johnny's in.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeahohn john Yeah, Johnny said that. I guess they shot
his part. Would have been Monday night, Tuesday night, Tuesday night. Yeah,
they shot his part. And you know, all he's told is,
all right, here's the location that we're doing.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
This.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Wants you to arrive at this time and just walk
in and have a seat, you know, at at the
bar or whatever and order. Yeah, so you ordered drinking food.
So they bring him the drinks, some food and he
Shortly thereafter, Taffer comes flinging the doors open and goes
bline right towards the h the owner or the manager
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or whatever, and flips his lid and then, you know,
just gives him the you know, the the riot act,
you know, cussing him out left and right. Then he
drags him over to where Johnny's sitting and he goes,
Y know, this is Johnny Magic from myself down, Johnny,
don't eat that. Don't eat that. You're gonna die, Okay, Johnny.
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He's like, he's telling me all this, and he's conveying
what Taffer was saying. It's like he goes, they have
to bleep a lot, man, they have to bleep a
whole lot out what he said to this dude.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yes, I hope that it comes through where they because
they know the producer or whatever.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yes, so who has to do? I guess line up,
you know, things like the extras for the shoots locally,
So we're all in if they ask us. We're not
promising anything, but I think that'd be a lot of fun.
That'd be great, that would be absolutely fantastic.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
And all our time working in restaurants, your whole five minutes.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yes, I had a don't sell me short. It was
fifteen minutes, and I was I was fourteen years old.
Uh huh, fourteen a.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Good days when you could get a job really young.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
So I anyway that aside, and I did say this yesterday,
Bar Rescue. It's a highly entertaining show, and it really
convinced me not to want to have a bar one day,
which is something we've talked about, you know, for years.
And I just watched this and I'm like, you know,
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he points out a lot of stuff here that you
really don't think about when you go into something like this.
And these people, the bulk of them, are asking for
his help because he got into it and got in
over their heads.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, and they're drowning. I mean, we've seen them all over,
you know. You know.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
The thing that amazes me the most the common denominator
you see and I have not worked in a bar
per se, yeah, but the common denominator in almost all
of these shows is the point where it seems like
a lot of these people have given up, thrown in
the towel and just are gonna let it ride. I
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don't know, in hopes that something is miraculously gonna change,
or they just don't have the guts or the heart
to let their staff know, Hey, we're about to lose
it all and you're not gonna have a gig.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, I mean when you are the person that's hemorrhaging
all that money and they always have that bartender that's
just squirrely, you know what I'm saying, poor.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
And extra drinks for people and they lost.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Them on film, our tape all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah. And it's and your staff, that's the other thing.
Your staff you when they see you give up, they
know that they can. You know, it's not take an inch,
take a mile. It's like just do whatever you want.
Oh yeah, and it's come on up, Come on up
to my work tonight.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
You get free drinks.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
And you hope that this This is what turns out
a lot of times in these shows too, is there's
a lot of that going on. But then there's also
maybe one or two individuals who would like to see
things turn around, and and sometimes they become the superstars
and step up and help things turn out right.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
But we've seen we've seen a good handful of them
though that we're on and then got corrected and then
failed again.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, yeah, a couple of them right here in Central Florida.
You can go, and you can. It blows my mind.
The ones who you could go to. Their website has
the backstory on all these and the follow ups. You know,
if this guy's gonna come in and redo your place,
and sometimes you know it's it's the astronomical amount of
money that's invested. And yeah, granted he may give it
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a new name and a new theme or whatever. You
gotta do that though that you would just ignore all
that and turn around and flip it back to how
things were. And how many times do you see that?
And then it's it's over. The party's over.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
We saw it. There was one in Mount Dora that happened,
the one over here in where was that?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Was that Sandford one in Sanford? Yeah, So it'd be
interesting to see how these turn out, that the new
ones that are being filmed in and around Central Florida.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Speaking of restaurants, I was looking through my little notes
over here. I was paying attention, but I was looking
for that, and I keep notes on different things to
talk about on and off the air. And have you
ever had it when you're at a restaurant? Right and
you see your server go to the bathroom and they're
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gone for a while. Do you ever has that ever
a kurt happened to you?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Or I don't know that they're going to the bathroom
as much as it's maybe a smoke break that turns
into two smokes out back, and then you get to
the point where you're like, where'd they go? Yeah, and
you're looking around to see if they're working in another
part of the restaurant and they've just disappeared.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
No, this was one where I was sitting at a.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
You saw him actually go into the back.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I tim walk into the bathroom because it was right
next to my seat, okay, and I was thinking, Hey,
why the hell did you seat me right next to
the bathroom? And then b this guy was in there.
I'm not kidding you. Yeah, he had to be ten minutes,
so I don't know if he was just you know,
like you know, kids are on the you scrolling on
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their phone, anybody just to get out of work for
a little bit. But immediately I just saw, oh, he's
in there, just destroying it right now, and I'm waiting
for my bill, And you know, had he not stop you.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
For a second because I'm curious something you just said.
You seem perturbed that you were seated near the bathroom,
you being the bathroom king of Central Florida. Perhaps this
was in your honor them realizing if they were in
the midst of greatness when you entered the eatery, they're like,
what's the bathroom king of Central Florida. We better put
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him right by the bathroom so it's burned into his
memory banks in a letter, everyone knows a future point
down the road, the restroom is located in this fine joint.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah, it's a knack that I have if you're knew
it to the program where I game a place and
I can name where the crapper is. But because of
many driving incidents where I'm like, oh, no, I got you.
But I've been eating. I told you. My doctor told
me to start eating more fiber salads, and I've been eating.
You've seen me an apple every single day and then
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I eat salad several times like a lot.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Have you, as bathroom king of Central Florida, ever been
in someplace or stop someplace that you would never think
to ask to use the bathroom and it's been successful? Uh,
inside of a bank for example, would you ever stop
to think while you're in your bank lobby? Hey, I
you know, I need to pinch one off. I don't
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recall a bank having a bathroom right there in the
lobby area.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I do because I happened to be at a bank,
and Padd'll know that I'm not making this up. I
was at the fair Winds upgrading the size of my
safety deposit box.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Is that what that's called?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
You know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
You store stuff in? Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, yeah, so I had to. I got one a
couple of weeks, like a month ago, but I didn't
realize it was only this bigger this this why smaller one? Yeah,
and my documents and stuff won't even fit in that Sokay.
I had to change the size of it, and it
was some big, long process. So I saw three, count them,
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three different people go use the restroom in there. I
watched one guy.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Where is a bad I'm trying to think in banks
I've been in, I don't recall seeing bathrooms right here.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Okay? He has the answer. Yeah, you really don't think
of it that they do have a public ressroom in
this location. You're talking about.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
The fair Winds on four p thirty six summer on
Boulevard near Full Sale. It's in that parking lot. Look
you walk in the front doors, they buzz you in
right in front of you. Is the a person like
to help you? Yeah, like the reception desk area, Yes, exactly.
And uh so if you go to that reception desk,
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look dead right and there's there's the men in women's bathroom.
I almost used it because it was taking so long
to do this process, which was all my fault forgetting
the wrong win in the first place. The guy said
they they never really had to do this, so they
had to kind of figure out as they went along. Well, meanwhile,
I'm sitting in this thank for probably an hour. Yeah,
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and that was the day I hadn't even gone home yet,
and it was I got home at like three o'clock.
I think that might have been the same day that I. Nah,
it's a different I don't know. I was gonna say
that I got did my blood and ruptured the vein. Okay,
snub bitch is still bruised to talk that back to
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the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
So how about other places where you wouldn't think that
to ask to use the bathroom, you get any other examples.
I'm just curious if you being.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Bathroom can that you wouldn't think to use the bathic.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Or even ask usually if it's a.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Really nasty place. But if it is, you really gotta go.
And I went and used the right near Fiddlers. I
think a man told where the where the homeless lady
grabbed my dick, remember, and took my sandwich on say
On saying no, it was it Saint Patty's there when
World Cup was beat one of them.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I think that was back during a World Cup when
the men's and women's teams we're doing well.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yes, it was World Cup and this homelest lady is
sitting right on the corner at Fiddler's and there's a
Cumberland farms there and we're waiting for the thing and
she goes, oh and something or other than she goes
give her that, ain't it. This is nine o'clock in
the morning. She's drinking a four loco, right, and all
of a sudden she goes, give me that sandwich, give
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me that to go, and I she stole my I
talked about it on the podcast one day, but anyway,
and that was after she grabbed my dack.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
He goes, you're gonna give him that tonight, huh, or
give her that tonight huh.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Four loco.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
But that Cumberland Farms. When you walk in the front
you know what the Cumberland Farms I'm talking about? I
guess yeah. When you walk in the front doors, you
go directly right all the way down and there's oh god,
this bathroom. Man, it was. It was not in good shape.
But I was in I was in like emergency mode
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when I was picking my dough up from the ninth
Grade Center over there, and I'm sitting there way outside
and thought, dude, I'm gonna shit my pants. What am
I going to do? I can't go run in and
use the school's bathroom. That's one that I wouldn't really
think to ask a school. You know, Oh, like if
you've got to go to the office of it. You know,
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if you have a kid you got to go pick
up at school and you go into I'm trying to
think the main office area where you go in. I
did it. I did it at ninth Grade Center, come
to think of it. Yep. When you walk in the
in the office portion pat of the ninth Grade Center,
you walk by on your right, just teaching people bathrooms
on your right is the little awards desk of students
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that have done well, and then you go past that,
make a right in. The bathrooms are on there.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
But by the way, don't just stop by randomly and
show up at a public school asking to use the bathroom.
That's that's not going to be a good idea, especially
if you don't have a kid that's going there and
they don't expect you to be on the property.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
That's exactly why I started this pat by saying that's
a place I wouldn't think to use the bathroom, although
I did, but I told Hi, I'm a changed band
since got the fiber going. I didn't know how important
it was. I thought that the ibs and all this
different stuff, it's just that I wasn't eating enough salad
and you know, apples and such apple a day.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
That's it keeps Bobby away.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
From your local crapper. That is a great skill that
I have that I could name all the bathrooms right
here and the Greater Winter Park Maitland.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
That's aka his zone of operation. You know, it's been
his whole life there, So I don't possess that skill.
In fact, it's always I just I try to avoid
using you know, I don't even like to use the
restroom here. No, no, I mean.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Oh, speaking of which, uh, I need to talk to
Raquel Rocky.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Oh, she kind of runs the behind the scenes here,
knows where all the bodies are buried. That's that type
of uh, you know, Swiss army knife employee.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
She's the best. Yeah, absolutely everything, But I need to
alert her that downstairs first, second, third floor all got
new toilet seats. Weird deal them.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
At the one time out time. I'm let me stop
you right there. What those bathrooms can be accessed by
anybody who works in this building. The bathrooms up here
are like inside the suite. Now since they did the upgrade,
and I think we're responsible for them now, they're not
going to spend money on new toilet seats.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I have watched those guys, the building guys walk around here.
One of them actually listens to the show. And I've
watched them come in here and do work on you know, this,
that and the other.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
What make the toilet seats on the other floors superior
to the ones that are in the fourth floor bathroom.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
They're not the same ones that I used in nineteen
ninety three.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
When I'm asking what we're better in what way?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
The first floor one in the handicapped stall. When you
sat on it, it shifted to the right and you
almost cut your nuts off with the toilet seat in
between the toilet seat and the and the toilet. Yeah,
so I'm gonna ask if we can.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Do that, okay. And then you also discovered that one
of the floors has taken it upon themselves to upgrade
the toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
They got that cotton ellen No wait what I said,
it was caught. Now, well, we're they even here. We're
going in that elevator gown to the third floor. I
want to see what it is.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I don't care. It's a good I don't need to
know because I'm not gonna ever have the need for it.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Never say never mine you do you know who's got
the pocket full of dude wives?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I am, Yeah, which that's what I was gonna say.
I mean, you're you're you were excited about the upgrade
and the toilet paper, but you bring your own, so
I mean I covered anyway.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I still I was. I was happy with the Uh well,
no on the third floor.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
If you go.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
If I go more than my five sheets, I gotta
bring a two square rip off and then a three
because it's a good toilet paper over there. Keep pointing
over at the camera if you're looking, because of the
roll of toilet papers right over.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Here, but keeps it stowed in there.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
But if I run out of my five squares, I
know that it's the third floor.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Okay, I know that if it's the third floor.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
It's it's third floor.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Score all right, Uh to completely get off. I don't
know why this podcast always ends up with toilet talk
at some point. It doesn't matter what we're discussing, it
always veers into this direction, even if we just briefly
broach the subject.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Well, for the record, John Taffer and his crew, if
you choose us to do bar rescue, I can tell
you where the bathroom is in that bar.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
It probably if it needs to be redone or not,
right in addition to the actual bar stuff. Yeah, I
wonder if they do redo the bathrooms and stuff in
some of these Some of these bars that they've done
have been you know, you're like, fuck beautiful.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Yeah, well no, I'm saying not so beautiful. Yeah, But
and they make them beautiful afterwards. I'm sure, Yeah, they
do the bathroom because I'm sure Taffer or one of
them had to use the restroom while they were doing
all this filming and walked into a few of them.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Yeah, I've been in something like that.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
All right. To get off of this and I want
to do I throw this out there. Some of you
have been asking about the annual Offshore Fiasco. Yes, it
is planned to happen again this year. Yes, we plan
to do it again in August. We do have the
tentative date. We don't want to give it to you
just yet. We got a couple of things that we
need to get completely buttoned down before we announced the
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date and then the on sale.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Just sention a couple of things up.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yes, it will be happening though in August, and we
try to get that going just before full on college
football kicks in.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yeah, that way, you know, you don't feel like you're
out there and missing out. Although if you're going to
the Offshore Fiasco, you're one of the lucky ones because
it sells out so faster. You're lucky that you actually
got on.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Just giving you all the head up that that that
info will be forthcoming sooner rather than later.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
I can't believe last year I didn't even fish, and
Pat didn't believe. He's like, you're walking around with a
towel on your neck the whole time.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Figured it was for that. I was like, no sweating.
It was kind of weird. I Uh, you know, I
am not Joe fisherman, but I do fish when we
go out and I'm out there, you know, and I
move around a couple different places on the boat, sure,
of course. And uh, each time I was out there,
I'm like, where where's Bob? And I's got the same answer.
He's he's in there and he was sleeping.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Uh he was in there drinking beer. And then again
and later in the afternoon, I'm out there again in
another location on the boat. Where's bod Oh he's taking
a nap? Another one. How many naps did you take
last year?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I believe too, because it's slept on the way in
somebody somebody texted in taco. You probably have Sharman. Better
believe it Costco Sharman. I mean, it's not Costco Sharman,
but I get it at Costco.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
All right, So what else do you got anything? Else
today you need to bring today?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
How this doesn't affect the listeners as much? But how
are we just going to saunter into this guy's meeting
without sticking out like sore thumbs that were late?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
We could just stay in here for me ten more men?
How long is the.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Meeting to go to eleven o'clock till eleven?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
What? Maybe we just show up stylishly late and say, hey,
you know, we we had a regularly scheduled appointment that
we set with our listeners, with our listenering you mister
man who's giving this Uh we we can't exactly tell
you what this meeting's about because it's illegal.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
It's not the meeting, but what if we talk about it?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
It has to do with how ratings are compiled. We'll
leave it at that, okay, And uh, if it's always
important that you let your listeners know what you're doing
and when you're gonna be doing, we've learned that it's
very import thus not blowing off this podcast. So maybe
we just hit him with the heart whole, hard, cold.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Truth, right and then we and then we now I
forget what it's called, but then we just blow it
off on somebody else and say, oh, yeah, do you
know what this guy did on the air the other day?
I was disgusted. Yeah, somebody Steve from Daytona text and
uh that the stream is starting to act a little sketch,
you sketch you. If your iHeart stream ever acts weird,
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just drop it out and and open it back up.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yeah, close the app and open it back up. It's
kind of like the old control al delete, but for
the stream, it usually straighten things out. And that's a
sign that you've been listening an awful lot and we
we appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
We love you for it. All right, he's p one
Diehard did Diehard?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
All right, all right, gang, So we'll go see how
we're received, or if we can just slide in unnoticed
that that'd be preferable.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
And I already walked by the guy once.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Oh did you?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Okay, all right, all right, thank you for checking out
Lynching Tacos off the air. We bring you new episodes
every Thursday, right around ten o'clock.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
They just sell Rich at the takes one third floor score.
Oh it, wallas Man. It was a win to see
real toilet paper instead of stuff that makes you walk funny.
For a day. That's why I bring my own toilet
paper and my dudes.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
All Right, everybody, we'll get together again soon. Thanks for
supporting us all these years. We do appreciate it.