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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, hello everybody, welcome to another episode of Lynch
(00:03):
and Taco Off the Air, the weekly podcast from the
Lynch and Taco Morning Show here at one oh one
one w j r R in Orlando. I would be
Pat Lynch.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I would be Taco Bob, and thanks for joining us.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Where's our guest? I thought Johnny Magic was coming in
this week.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Oh, you didn't tell me to ask him. I mentioned
something to him.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I thought you said you already had him lined up.
I mean, we had so much fun with Ray from
the Johnny's House last week. I thought you were like, yeah,
and then we got Johnny ready to come in here
for the next podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
No, I said, then we can do Johnny down the road.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Oh so yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I talked to him and he did confirm that he'd
do it. We just need to say, hey, will you
be on next week?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh you don't want to run down here and try
to snag him right now?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh you think somebody wants no notice and just to
jump on.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well that would make it even more interesting. I would
thank you were you got to just be on your feet,
nimble ready, Yoh, you never know what's coming.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
A guy that done radio as long as he have
as with all the accomplishments.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
He didn't. He wouldn't prethink.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I wanted to poke him a little harder on the
bar rescue insight. Oh yeah, I think the ship has
sailed on our participation with that.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, if at least for this year's filming.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Unfortunately I knew it. I want to know if he
floated the idea to his contact there that we were
interested in and they were like, who did you ask him? No,
That's why I was hoping he was coming in here
to now. I was gonna ask him during this podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
No, you have to pat, you have to let me know. Hey,
dial that in, all right, you know I like to
lock it in and rip the knob off.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
All right, you're making yourself a note right now.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
No, I'll keep him. I'll see him. Well, you know what,
he'll probably be gone because, like I said, he's important guy.
He's good shit to do. He's not just gonna be
able to pop on.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
So the NFL has annot away.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
By the way, I'm sorry to cut you off. Yeah,
and the bike.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Remember I was told you that we I'd like to
do a social experiment only the listeners and us.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Oh, you've had this bike that nobody uses in your
garage for years, and you kept wanting to get rid
of it, and you got pushback from your family, and
you finally said f this and you got rid of it.
And you're waiting to see how long it was going
to take for someone to notice.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah, I got rid of it in the like later
in the evening when they didn't get to see it
because I knew a scrapper or somebody who grab it.
It was gone before they woke up. Still they still haven't.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Notice, have a notice. They probably never will.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I think we're on three weeks now.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Bring it up at Thanksgiving. If it doesn't, if it's
not noticed by then bring it up at Thanksgiving. That'll
be a great conversation.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
We even put the mattress that nobody would take right
where that bike is, and my wife still didn't or
it was, and my wife still didn't notice the bike
was gone. That was an important bike there. Even my
daughter chimed in and said, well, don't get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
What if we ride a bike that see you have
it in the.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Last That is the same mentality that many of us
are guilty of as well. Who we continue to hold
on to shit we don't need, but think we might
down the road. What's the old joke about every guy
who has a garage has these various pieces of wood
and lumber. Oh, like we're gonna do some woodworking project,
you or me?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Piping like pipe?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I learned a while ago that stuff like that, if
I get into it and attempt at myself, ultimately end
up costing myself more because I do more damage than
it would have been to just have someone who knows
what the hell they're doing do it.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
We're not qualified, no, and we admit that, Yet.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
We still have those materials in the garage.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Guilty.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Hey, you know what all the piping and stuff I
actually got rid of.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I busted out what's that? The saws all just because
two reasons.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
One I wanted to use the sauce audio feel manly
because I hadn't used it yet. And then two because
I was so tired of seeing all that piping. So
I asked Dell to Davis, Hey, do you need any
of these plumbing supplies? Nope, trash the thing did it
went to the dump with everything.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Thing that drives my wife crazy, and it literally it.
You know how I'm always screwing around with the electronics
and stereo and surround sound and all this stuff. So
I have all sorts of connectors and wires and stuff
of that nature that I hang on to because invariably
I will will need those at some point somewhere down
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the box. She I had these things everywhere, and she
was like, why do you have to save all this stuff?
I'm like, because this is stuff that I will one
day need, and she just kept staying, you know, and
then she finally talked me into can you just go
through it. There's got to be some of this she
can get rid of. I go. So one day I
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was like, all right, I'll play the game. And sure
as hell, I sat down and started going through some
of this. I've got like old phone cabling when you
have like a home phone. I'm like, okay, this can go. Yeah,
And then I started looking. I'm like, oh wait, I
don't this this is an old connector that this technology
is twenty years This can go next thing. You know,
(05:22):
as you said, I've got it all compacted now down
into one box of shit that I will eventually use
at some point.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, I would throw again.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
This is the big garage clean out that we did
which I'm so proud of because it was so much work.
But I got rid of all that kind of stuff
you're talking about. I just need to get rid of
the paints. Now that's enough, because you don't really have
to save a paint can anymore, do you? For the
to match it? Well, I think you can just chip
a piece of paint off your.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Wall or take a picture of it.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Even I did that with the screwdriver.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I was chipping up talking about us not being quality
if I be a handyman. I was chipping a piece
of paint off the wall for a sample, and the
screwdriver went through the drywall.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
My father I'll all walked in and goes, oh, is
that a roach?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
You know?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I had a hole? Don't ask God.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
You have the paint cans. We had a bunch of those.
I ended up taking those down to the four points. Yeah,
four points in the uh the chemical and you know
biohazard area there. Set those down.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
You feel safe when you're walking through that area, don't you.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Those paint cans just speak you to have them for
years and then just out of curiosity, sometimes you pop
one open and it was just like this solid mass. Yeah,
it's like you couldn't use this if you wanted to.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I think what I might do.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I might just keep the lid, because you know how
the lid you usually make a little pink color on it. Yeah,
I might just keep only the lids and free up
an entire shelf. I have colors, now that I think
about it, I have colors of paint that that room
hadn't been that color in twelve years.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
But if you want to change it back to that color,
you're sure as hell have it.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Why the hell wouldn't we go back to a maroon room? Right?
It was like walking into the outside of an eggplane.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
It may it may come in vogue again. You never know.
You haven't prepared for anything.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
But the one thing that I do have underneath my
bed in the dorm room that I'm happy that I
kept is flooring.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It's always good to keep a couple.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Slabs of flooring for when you know you crack something
or whatever. But I know it's under there because I
kick it all the time. When I'm getting up and
I lean at the end of the bed and put
my feet.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Back, gush right into my heel.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
So the NFL has come down with a punishment on
the Atlanta Falcons and their defensive coordinator.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I heard.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
What is his name, Jeff Albrick. I think, yeah, yeah,
his son Jack's is the jokester who Crank called Shadur
Sanders on the third day of the draft, and uh,
you know, as as tension was mounting and he was
free falling through the picks and fell to the fifth round,
(08:14):
he calls him before he actually gets picked, telling me
he's the GM from the New Orleans Saints. And you've
seen the video footage, probably heard the audio by now,
But it was just we talked about it, you know,
on Monday with Bulldog. I think all of us agreed
it was an awfully mean thing to do. But at
the same time, you just got this little bit of
(08:36):
satisfaction out of seeing him knock down a few pegs
because he has this big, elaborate spread going on, you know,
to show off, you know, because I'm going to be
a multi million well he probably already is because of
his nil deals in college. Yeah, and just that he
got got thinking he's finally getting picked.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Right in front of all his friends and people hanging
out of him. I heard the punishment and.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I got a with it.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
So let me. Let me throw out what the punishment was.
The Falcons have to pay two hundred and fifty thousand dollars,
and defensive coordinator Jeff Olbrich, whose son made the prank,
will have to shell out one hundred thousand dollars his
twenty one year old son Jack's. As far as I know,
all he had to do was just apologize, which he did.
(09:21):
He claims he got the phone number off of his
father's open eyepad and jotted it down with the intent of,
you know, pulling the prank. I don't know if I
believe that or not.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
So two hundred and fifty k to the team, one
hundred thousand to the dad. That's where I have a problem.
That No, fine to that kid, he's twenty one years old,
You're not a kid. He his dad should whoop that
ass or or somehow he's got he's got to penalize
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that that kid.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I have to break it to you, but that would
be up to dad to do, not the NFL. The
NFL can't find somebody's son. No, he's not even in
the league. I was getting that the dad. The dad
needs to pin something to that little shit. I mean again,
we said it was a pretty good prank. But if
there's a punishment and you're hitting Dad for one hundred K,
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he might end up losing his job also because of this,
you got to punish that kid in some way, shape
or form, says. It's unclear if Jeff will be passing
any of that responsibility or financial accountability onto his twenty
one year old son, Jax, who probably doesn't have a
pot to piss in.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
He's twenty one, Yeah, but who doesn't know if he's
not an athlete.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I mean his father coaches him. He might be an athlete,
getting hot of nil pinch it from him.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
No idea. So that's where that all landed, and of
course you had to be fair here. There were several
other players who also got pranked, although I don't believe
Jacks had anything to do with uh.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
With that, well, what's your thought on the kid, whether
he a pot to piss in or not. I'm gonna
penalize them in the future.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Then.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Oh, if I was Dad, I'd be livid because you've
completely and utterly embarrassed not only yourself, but the family
and the organization that I work for, and as you
alluded to, possibly could have put my job in jeopardy.
Falcons could have turned around and fired him, and he
could have been a very, very costly prank.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
It might still happen after this penalty went through and
all these fines, they may say, you know what, we
need to cut bait with you. I mean, the Falcons
have it's a football team, they have a shitload of money.
But there's got to be some sort of punishment thrown
to this kid from the father.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Well, I'm sure, though, if it's my kid, here's what
I'm gonna do. What would your punishment be. Your kid's
twenty one years old, it's an adult.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
My kid is twenty one years old.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I know I'm saying in this position, okay, what do
you do to punish him?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
And that's what I'm saying. The iron is mine is
twenty one. I'm gonna tell her. You know what, You're
gonna give me one thousand dollars a year once you
land your job, one thousand dollars a year, and it
might go up as you make more. We're gonna have
this contract signed up with my lawyer, buddy.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
It's gonna be a sliding scale.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah, Like we're gonna go after that to five grand
because I know she's gonna make more money than us anyway,
more than my mouth, more than my wife and I
But so just be hey, you play stupid games, you
win stupid you know prizes.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
You know that you brought that up. That is something
to think about when you get kids that are now
adults and going through the education process and getting ready
to start their careers and whatever it is. In the
back of your mind, it'd be awfully nice if they
land into something where they do better than we do,
because you always want you always want your children to
(12:49):
do better and have more opportunities than you did. I
don't care who you are, what you do.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yeah, that's why you That's why you did everything for like,
provided so much with them growing up so they'll succeed.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
That You just almost feel like saying to them, you know,
one day you're you're gonna have to take care of
me and mom.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Make sure that job choice you make is adequate to
provide for three.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
You don't think I've already told her, Yeah, I've told
both my kids.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I don't know if I've ever told you this one.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
I think I may have said it on the air,
but I told both my children growing up.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I said, look, we're gonna give you.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
As much as we can, not spoil you, not turn
you a little brat, but we're gonna provide enough for
you so that you have all the means to achieve greatness.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
If you fall on your face, it's onya. I told him,
that's tough love.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I know that.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Sounds bad, but totally said it because I'm like, I
see too much with you know, just handed to, handed to.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
It's like they're never gonna learn.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
But I said, I said, you know, there's been some
wild shit in my fan family that I don't really
get into on the air, And I'm like, you have
every opportunity that we're putting in front of you to
do the right thing with, so don't make that stupid decision.
If you do, it's on you.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
You know. And I just I'm sitting here, you know now,
as a middle aged grown man, just thinking back to
stuff that my parents were able to make happen for me,
my brother and two sisters. Yeah, when I fully knew,
even at the time, I didn't really acknowledge or connect
at the time that they were stretching way beyond their
(14:37):
means to put us first and yes, when you're that age,
you just you don't see it then, and you say
and you do some stupid stuff, and at times you
can be just very unappreciative to your parents and not
have even a clue as to what they're trying to
do for you think, and then you just hope that
later on in life you grow in and figure it
(14:59):
out and know that, uh, you know that that's that's
the ultimate sign of love and caring for for you,
and that's all they were trying to do.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yeah, And I mean just a little example of think
of mom driving this one to swim like in your case,
then this one to a soccer game, this one to
a baseball you know what I'm getting at, and.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Work in a full time job.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Yeah, that is a lot of you know, whatever the
he sacrifice, sacrifice they're making just so you can do well.
That's why when I see these athletes like, uh, who's
the the used.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Quarterback cam Ward?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Cam Ward, when I see you know, his upbringing and
and all this and his mom did so much for
him and he's a good frigging kid because his mom
sacrificed so much. And he says that you know, now
he earns all that all that money because Mom carted
him around, you know, for this and that and the other.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah, it's it's weird. It's if if you haven't been
a pair parents before. That's that's really where you get
the back end of the equation. It all comes together
and starts to make sense as to how everything works,
or you would like it to work. Yeah, but a
lot of times, you know, the connections lost early on.
(16:16):
Usually it's on the younger person's side because they just
don't get it, and then you hope one day they do.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yes, like my parents, and I'm not this is not bragging,
but my parents, my brother, and I Slizz we were
the first ones to get college was going to be
paid for.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
But when I was told.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
I had to go to college or go get full
another job and pay rent, I was like, dude, I
don't want to go to college. I wanted to surf professionally.
That's and my dad said, well that didn't work out, now,
did it. When you went to California and you came back,
you got so But I never forget that they paid
(16:54):
for my college education and I was one of the
first of five kids that actually had it paid for.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
My brothers and stuff.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
They had to work at the WD and take out
loans and all that. But so I'm very thankful for that.
And I remember I always said I'm going to take
them on a trip or send them on a trip.
I didn't because then we lost our jobs and I
went bankrupt. So it's hard to send your parents on
a cruise or something.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
You Yeah, not for nothing, talk of it. That was
fifteen years ago.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I know now they're too old. Yeah, not my mom,
but my dad's eating a little old. And then my
mom just had a full knee replacement. Holy cow, that's
a trip that you do think. Sorry to sidetracked, but
that they can put you under, pull out your whole
and replace your whole knee, cap.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
You home and then you're done and ready to go.
Within an hour and a half. I was mind blown.
And I'm looking at you know, the scar, and it's
all stitched up. I'm like, no, no, I get gord
out with that mom.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
But that I had to be the one in charge of,
like walking behind her.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
You're petrified while she's on the walker, you're spotting her.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Yeah, I'm right behind you.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Don't worry, and you're helping her.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
You don't think of little things like up steps, you know,
and getting the walker up the steps.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
So she's learning all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Now, Yeah, the knee replaced, as my mom had both
of hers done, not at the same time, obviously that
would be just crazy. But that's that's one it takes
a while to really recover from.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
And that's why that's why your mom and most people,
if they have one done, they're going to do the
other because the whole time they were favoring, you know,
that one and then wearing tearror on the other.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
All right, So you're getting set here to take off
down south for your annual Keys pilgrimage. Huh. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
And it's weird because when I say annual, because I
said that to somebody, it's my annual sinko get down there,
because I got down to the Keys a bunch, you know.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Fortunately. But yeah, this one's cool.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
It's at my buddy's house, who's uh he bought it,
bought his house from the drug runner.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Remember.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
So it's got a spot tower that that can see
the planes flying in back in the day, or could
see the planes flying in and drop or just dropping
the the bales. And then they had a little it's
bad ass, it's cool.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, so we're gonna we're gonna go down and do
that again.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
All right, but Sinco is on Monday. Are you staying
through Monday? No?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
No, no, we do the we do the big party
they do on Saturday. So we're gonna head today, go
halfway down and go I've like, you know, go take
my wife for a nice dinner or something and for
dealing with an asshole all the time. And then uh,
then then we just have half of a drive tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
You know.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Well, where are you staying tonight.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Down in uh Boca or that del Rey one of.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Those Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I booked the I forget my wife found it. I
booked or paid for it.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
And then yeah, we'll have a good trip. Dude. Thanks,
I'll miss you on Friday show.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Thanks for covering for me on Friday Show.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Shit, at least you have front row Metallica tickets to avoid.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
That's that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah, somebody will be winning those. That'll be a good
time and awesome. Not to get too far ahead of ourselves.
I heard it from a little birdie. We're gonna have
more Metallica tickets next week. Each morning. I think we're
also going to have Welcome to Rockville tickets each morning,
so the concert season is definitely upon us and heating up.
(20:40):
And you know, we got these tickets and we want
to get them in your hands.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Somebody they're saying, no sound on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Strange, Oh on the live stream, no sound.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
But I'm hanging out until you guys shut the show down.
Somebody else, no sound on the podcast. Yeah, all right,
we'll look into that. That's uh shit.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
This is this is with this camera system that's halfway
installed right now that's causing this, oh.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Which is going to actually be good in the future
of the camera system. So don't worry. I believe when
it's posted later, you'll be able to hear the sound
when you post that.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Oh yeah, because I've got a backup recording of that going.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
So hopefully not to be two behind the scenes, but
yeah Taco, no sound, bro, So not to be two
behind the scenes. But those cameras that are set are
going to make the show even like even better, because
we're gonna have different camera angles.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
All right, those of you who tried to endure this
on Facebook line, we apologize. God damn. If something can
go wrong on this show. It does. It's we are
the living example of Murphy's law.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
That's why, Pat, When you were talking, I heard bits
and pieces like normal, you're talking about shows and it's
and I'm reading these text on what are they talking
about it? And then I looked to see if we
are off the air, like.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Well, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna end the live
feed right now because there's just no point I gotcha.
So that's done.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Oh well, I want to check it out, all right,
all right, go hit the road.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Safe travels, bro uh, and I'll see you back here.
I'm sure you'll be bright eyed and bushy tailed come
Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Oh yeah, don't worry, dude, because we leave early enough Sunday.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
All right, thank you for checking out Lynching Tacos Off
the Air podcast. We'll do it again next Thursday.
All right, hello everybody, welcome to another episode of Lynch
(00:03):
and Taco Off the Air, the weekly podcast from the
Lynch and Taco Morning Show here at one oh one
one w j r R in Orlando. I would be
Pat Lynch.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I would be Taco Bob, and thanks for joining us.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Where's our guest? I thought Johnny Magic was coming in
this week.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Oh, you didn't tell me to ask him. I mentioned
something to him.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I thought you said you already had him lined up.
I mean, we had so much fun with Ray from
the Johnny's House last week. I thought you were like, yeah,
and then we got Johnny ready to come in here
for the next podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
No, I said, then we can do Johnny down the road.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Oh so yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I talked to him and he did confirm that he'd
do it. We just need to say, hey, will you
be on next week?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh you don't want to run down here and try
to snag him right now?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh you think somebody wants no notice and just to
jump on.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well that would make it even more interesting. I would
thank you were you got to just be on your feet,
nimble ready, Yoh, you never know what's coming.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
A guy that done radio as long as he have
as with all the accomplishments.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
He didn't. He wouldn't prethink.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I wanted to poke him a little harder on the
bar rescue insight. Oh yeah, I think the ship has
sailed on our participation with that.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, if at least for this year's filming.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Unfortunately I knew it. I want to know if he
floated the idea to his contact there that we were
interested in and they were like, who did you ask him? No,
That's why I was hoping he was coming in here
to now. I was gonna ask him during this podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
No, you have to pat, you have to let me know. Hey,
dial that in, all right, you know I like to
lock it in and rip the knob off.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
All right, you're making yourself a note right now.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
No, I'll keep him. I'll see him. Well, you know what,
he'll probably be gone because, like I said, he's important guy.
He's good shit to do. He's not just gonna be
able to pop on.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
So the NFL has annot away.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
By the way, I'm sorry to cut you off. Yeah,
and the bike.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Remember I was told you that we I'd like to
do a social experiment only the listeners and us.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Oh, you've had this bike that nobody uses in your
garage for years, and you kept wanting to get rid
of it, and you got pushback from your family, and
you finally said f this and you got rid of it.
And you're waiting to see how long it was going
to take for someone to notice.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah, I got rid of it in the like later
in the evening when they didn't get to see it
because I knew a scrapper or somebody who grab it.
It was gone before they woke up. Still they still haven't.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Notice, have a notice. They probably never will.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I think we're on three weeks now.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Bring it up at Thanksgiving. If it doesn't, if it's
not noticed by then bring it up at Thanksgiving. That'll
be a great conversation.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
We even put the mattress that nobody would take right
where that bike is, and my wife still didn't or
it was, and my wife still didn't notice the bike
was gone. That was an important bike there. Even my
daughter chimed in and said, well, don't get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
What if we ride a bike that see you have
it in the.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Last That is the same mentality that many of us
are guilty of as well. Who we continue to hold
on to shit we don't need, but think we might
down the road. What's the old joke about every guy
who has a garage has these various pieces of wood
and lumber. Oh, like we're gonna do some woodworking project,
you or me?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Piping like pipe?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I learned a while ago that stuff like that, if
I get into it and attempt at myself, ultimately end
up costing myself more because I do more damage than
it would have been to just have someone who knows
what the hell they're doing do it.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
We're not qualified, no, and we admit that, Yet.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
We still have those materials in the garage.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Guilty.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Hey, you know what all the piping and stuff I
actually got rid of.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I busted out what's that? The saws all just because
two reasons.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
One I wanted to use the sauce audio feel manly
because I hadn't used it yet. And then two because
I was so tired of seeing all that piping. So
I asked Dell to Davis, Hey, do you need any
of these plumbing supplies? Nope, trash the thing did it
went to the dump with everything.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Thing that drives my wife crazy, and it literally it.
You know how I'm always screwing around with the electronics
and stereo and surround sound and all this stuff. So
I have all sorts of connectors and wires and stuff
of that nature that I hang on to because invariably
I will will need those at some point somewhere down
(04:39):
the box. She I had these things everywhere, and she
was like, why do you have to save all this stuff?
I'm like, because this is stuff that I will one
day need, and she just kept staying, you know, and
then she finally talked me into can you just go
through it. There's got to be some of this she
can get rid of. I go. So one day I
(05:01):
was like, all right, I'll play the game. And sure
as hell, I sat down and started going through some
of this. I've got like old phone cabling when you
have like a home phone. I'm like, okay, this can go. Yeah,
And then I started looking. I'm like, oh wait, I
don't this this is an old connector that this technology
is twenty years This can go next thing. You know,
(05:22):
as you said, I've got it all compacted now down
into one box of shit that I will eventually use
at some point.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, I would throw again.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
This is the big garage clean out that we did
which I'm so proud of because it was so much work.
But I got rid of all that kind of stuff
you're talking about. I just need to get rid of
the paints. Now that's enough, because you don't really have
to save a paint can anymore, do you? For the
to match it? Well, I think you can just chip
a piece of paint off your.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Wall or take a picture of it.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Even I did that with the screwdriver.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I was chipping up talking about us not being quality
if I be a handyman. I was chipping a piece
of paint off the wall for a sample, and the
screwdriver went through the drywall.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
My father I'll all walked in and goes, oh, is
that a roach?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
You know?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I had a hole? Don't ask God.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
You have the paint cans. We had a bunch of those.
I ended up taking those down to the four points. Yeah,
four points in the uh the chemical and you know
biohazard area there. Set those down.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
You feel safe when you're walking through that area, don't you.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Those paint cans just speak you to have them for
years and then just out of curiosity, sometimes you pop
one open and it was just like this solid mass. Yeah,
it's like you couldn't use this if you wanted to.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I think what I might do.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I might just keep the lid, because you know how
the lid you usually make a little pink color on it. Yeah,
I might just keep only the lids and free up
an entire shelf. I have colors, now that I think
about it, I have colors of paint that that room
hadn't been that color in twelve years.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
But if you want to change it back to that color,
you're sure as hell have it.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Why the hell wouldn't we go back to a maroon room? Right?
It was like walking into the outside of an eggplane.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
It may it may come in vogue again. You never know.
You haven't prepared for anything.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
But the one thing that I do have underneath my
bed in the dorm room that I'm happy that I
kept is flooring.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It's always good to keep a couple.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Slabs of flooring for when you know you crack something
or whatever. But I know it's under there because I
kick it all the time. When I'm getting up and
I lean at the end of the bed and put
my feet.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Back, gush right into my heel.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
So the NFL has come down with a punishment on
the Atlanta Falcons and their defensive coordinator.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I heard.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
What is his name, Jeff Albrick. I think, yeah, yeah,
his son Jack's is the jokester who Crank called Shadur
Sanders on the third day of the draft, and uh,
you know, as as tension was mounting and he was
free falling through the picks and fell to the fifth round,
(08:14):
he calls him before he actually gets picked, telling me
he's the GM from the New Orleans Saints. And you've
seen the video footage, probably heard the audio by now,
But it was just we talked about it, you know,
on Monday with Bulldog. I think all of us agreed
it was an awfully mean thing to do. But at
the same time, you just got this little bit of
(08:36):
satisfaction out of seeing him knock down a few pegs
because he has this big, elaborate spread going on, you know,
to show off, you know, because I'm going to be
a multi million well he probably already is because of
his nil deals in college. Yeah, and just that he
got got thinking he's finally getting picked.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Right in front of all his friends and people hanging
out of him. I heard the punishment and.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I got a with it.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
So let me. Let me throw out what the punishment was.
The Falcons have to pay two hundred and fifty thousand dollars,
and defensive coordinator Jeff Olbrich, whose son made the prank,
will have to shell out one hundred thousand dollars his
twenty one year old son Jack's. As far as I know,
all he had to do was just apologize, which he did.
(09:21):
He claims he got the phone number off of his
father's open eyepad and jotted it down with the intent of,
you know, pulling the prank. I don't know if I
believe that or not.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
So two hundred and fifty k to the team, one
hundred thousand to the dad. That's where I have a problem.
That No, fine to that kid, he's twenty one years old,
You're not a kid. He his dad should whoop that
ass or or somehow he's got he's got to penalize
(09:54):
that that kid.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I have to break it to you, but that would
be up to dad to do, not the NFL. The
NFL can't find somebody's son. No, he's not even in
the league. I was getting that the dad. The dad
needs to pin something to that little shit. I mean again,
we said it was a pretty good prank. But if
there's a punishment and you're hitting Dad for one hundred K,
(10:16):
he might end up losing his job also because of this,
you got to punish that kid in some way, shape
or form, says. It's unclear if Jeff will be passing
any of that responsibility or financial accountability onto his twenty
one year old son, Jax, who probably doesn't have a
pot to piss in.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
He's twenty one, Yeah, but who doesn't know if he's
not an athlete.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I mean his father coaches him. He might be an athlete,
getting hot of nil pinch it from him.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
No idea. So that's where that all landed, and of
course you had to be fair here. There were several
other players who also got pranked, although I don't believe
Jacks had anything to do with uh.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
With that, well, what's your thought on the kid, whether
he a pot to piss in or not. I'm gonna
penalize them in the future.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Then.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Oh, if I was Dad, I'd be livid because you've
completely and utterly embarrassed not only yourself, but the family
and the organization that I work for, and as you
alluded to, possibly could have put my job in jeopardy.
Falcons could have turned around and fired him, and he
could have been a very, very costly prank.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
It might still happen after this penalty went through and
all these fines, they may say, you know what, we
need to cut bait with you. I mean, the Falcons
have it's a football team, they have a shitload of money.
But there's got to be some sort of punishment thrown
to this kid from the father.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Well, I'm sure, though, if it's my kid, here's what
I'm gonna do. What would your punishment be. Your kid's
twenty one years old, it's an adult.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
My kid is twenty one years old.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I know I'm saying in this position, okay, what do
you do to punish him?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
And that's what I'm saying. The iron is mine is
twenty one. I'm gonna tell her. You know what, You're
gonna give me one thousand dollars a year once you
land your job, one thousand dollars a year, and it
might go up as you make more. We're gonna have
this contract signed up with my lawyer, buddy.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
It's gonna be a sliding scale.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah, Like we're gonna go after that to five grand
because I know she's gonna make more money than us anyway,
more than my mouth, more than my wife and I
But so just be hey, you play stupid games, you
win stupid you know prizes.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
You know that you brought that up. That is something
to think about when you get kids that are now
adults and going through the education process and getting ready
to start their careers and whatever it is. In the
back of your mind, it'd be awfully nice if they
land into something where they do better than we do,
because you always want you always want your children to
(12:49):
do better and have more opportunities than you did. I
don't care who you are, what you do.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yeah, that's why you That's why you did everything for like,
provided so much with them growing up so they'll succeed.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
That You just almost feel like saying to them, you know,
one day you're you're gonna have to take care of
me and mom.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Make sure that job choice you make is adequate to
provide for three.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
You don't think I've already told her, Yeah, I've told
both my kids.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I don't know if I've ever told you this one.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
I think I may have said it on the air,
but I told both my children growing up.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I said, look, we're gonna give you.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
As much as we can, not spoil you, not turn
you a little brat, but we're gonna provide enough for
you so that you have all the means to achieve greatness.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
If you fall on your face, it's onya. I told him,
that's tough love.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I know that.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Sounds bad, but totally said it because I'm like, I
see too much with you know, just handed to, handed to.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
It's like they're never gonna learn.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
But I said, I said, you know, there's been some
wild shit in my fan family that I don't really
get into on the air, And I'm like, you have
every opportunity that we're putting in front of you to
do the right thing with, so don't make that stupid decision.
If you do, it's on you.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
You know. And I just I'm sitting here, you know now,
as a middle aged grown man, just thinking back to
stuff that my parents were able to make happen for me,
my brother and two sisters. Yeah, when I fully knew,
even at the time, I didn't really acknowledge or connect
at the time that they were stretching way beyond their
(14:37):
means to put us first and yes, when you're that age,
you just you don't see it then, and you say
and you do some stupid stuff, and at times you
can be just very unappreciative to your parents and not
have even a clue as to what they're trying to
do for you think, and then you just hope that
later on in life you grow in and figure it
(14:59):
out and know that, uh, you know that that's that's
the ultimate sign of love and caring for for you,
and that's all they were trying to do.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yeah, And I mean just a little example of think
of mom driving this one to swim like in your case,
then this one to a soccer game, this one to
a baseball you know what I'm getting at, and.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Work in a full time job.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Yeah, that is a lot of you know, whatever the
he sacrifice, sacrifice they're making just so you can do well.
That's why when I see these athletes like, uh, who's
the the used.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Quarterback cam Ward?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Cam Ward, when I see you know, his upbringing and
and all this and his mom did so much for
him and he's a good frigging kid because his mom
sacrificed so much. And he says that you know, now
he earns all that all that money because Mom carted
him around, you know, for this and that and the other.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah, it's it's weird. It's if if you haven't been
a pair parents before. That's that's really where you get
the back end of the equation. It all comes together
and starts to make sense as to how everything works,
or you would like it to work. Yeah, but a
lot of times, you know, the connections lost early on.
(16:16):
Usually it's on the younger person's side because they just
don't get it, and then you hope one day they do.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yes, like my parents, and I'm not this is not bragging,
but my parents, my brother, and I Slizz we were
the first ones to get college was going to be
paid for.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
But when I was told.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
I had to go to college or go get full
another job and pay rent, I was like, dude, I
don't want to go to college. I wanted to surf professionally.
That's and my dad said, well that didn't work out, now,
did it. When you went to California and you came back,
you got so But I never forget that they paid
(16:54):
for my college education and I was one of the
first of five kids that actually had it paid for.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
My brothers and stuff.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
They had to work at the WD and take out
loans and all that. But so I'm very thankful for that.
And I remember I always said I'm going to take
them on a trip or send them on a trip.
I didn't because then we lost our jobs and I
went bankrupt. So it's hard to send your parents on
a cruise or something.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
You Yeah, not for nothing, talk of it. That was
fifteen years ago.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I know now they're too old. Yeah, not my mom,
but my dad's eating a little old. And then my
mom just had a full knee replacement. Holy cow, that's
a trip that you do think. Sorry to sidetracked, but
that they can put you under, pull out your whole
and replace your whole knee, cap.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
You home and then you're done and ready to go.
Within an hour and a half. I was mind blown.
And I'm looking at you know, the scar, and it's
all stitched up. I'm like, no, no, I get gord
out with that mom.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
But that I had to be the one in charge of,
like walking behind her.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
You're petrified while she's on the walker, you're spotting her.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Yeah, I'm right behind you.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Don't worry, and you're helping her.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
You don't think of little things like up steps, you know,
and getting the walker up the steps.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
So she's learning all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Now, Yeah, the knee replaced, as my mom had both
of hers done, not at the same time, obviously that
would be just crazy. But that's that's one it takes
a while to really recover from.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
And that's why that's why your mom and most people,
if they have one done, they're going to do the
other because the whole time they were favoring, you know,
that one and then wearing tearror on the other.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
All right, So you're getting set here to take off
down south for your annual Keys pilgrimage. Huh. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
And it's weird because when I say annual, because I
said that to somebody, it's my annual sinko get down there,
because I got down to the Keys a bunch, you know.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Fortunately. But yeah, this one's cool.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
It's at my buddy's house, who's uh he bought it,
bought his house from the drug runner.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Remember.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
So it's got a spot tower that that can see
the planes flying in back in the day, or could
see the planes flying in and drop or just dropping
the the bales. And then they had a little it's
bad ass, it's cool.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, so we're gonna we're gonna go down and do
that again.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
All right, but Sinco is on Monday. Are you staying
through Monday? No?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
No, no, we do the we do the big party
they do on Saturday. So we're gonna head today, go
halfway down and go I've like, you know, go take
my wife for a nice dinner or something and for
dealing with an asshole all the time. And then uh,
then then we just have half of a drive tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
You know.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Well, where are you staying tonight.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Down in uh Boca or that del Rey one of.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Those Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I booked the I forget my wife found it. I
booked or paid for it.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
And then yeah, we'll have a good trip. Dude. Thanks,
I'll miss you on Friday show.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Thanks for covering for me on Friday Show.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Shit, at least you have front row Metallica tickets to avoid.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
That's that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah, somebody will be winning those. That'll be a good
time and awesome. Not to get too far ahead of ourselves.
I heard it from a little birdie. We're gonna have
more Metallica tickets next week. Each morning. I think we're
also going to have Welcome to Rockville tickets each morning,
so the concert season is definitely upon us and heating up.
(20:40):
And you know, we got these tickets and we want
to get them in your hands.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Somebody they're saying, no sound on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Strange, Oh on the live stream, no sound.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
But I'm hanging out until you guys shut the show down.
Somebody else, no sound on the podcast. Yeah, all right,
we'll look into that. That's uh shit.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
This is this is with this camera system that's halfway
installed right now that's causing this, oh.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Which is going to actually be good in the future
of the camera system. So don't worry. I believe when
it's posted later, you'll be able to hear the sound
when you post that.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Oh yeah, because I've got a backup recording of that going.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
So hopefully not to be two behind the scenes, but
yeah Taco, no sound, bro, So not to be two
behind the scenes. But those cameras that are set are
going to make the show even like even better, because
we're gonna have different camera angles.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
All right, those of you who tried to endure this
on Facebook line, we apologize. God damn. If something can
go wrong on this show. It does. It's we are
the living example of Murphy's law.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
That's why, Pat, When you were talking, I heard bits
and pieces like normal, you're talking about shows and it's
and I'm reading these text on what are they talking
about it? And then I looked to see if we
are off the air, like.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Well, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna end the live
feed right now because there's just no point I gotcha.
So that's done.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Oh well, I want to check it out, all right,
all right, go hit the road.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Safe travels, bro uh, and I'll see you back here.
I'm sure you'll be bright eyed and bushy tailed come
Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Oh yeah, don't worry, dude, because we leave early enough Sunday.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
All right, thank you for checking out Lynching Tacos Off
the Air podcast. We'll do it again next Thursday.
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