May 22, 2025 • 28 mins
The Weekly podcast from The Lynch & Taco Show on 101one WJRR in Orlando
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, hello everybody, Welcome to another episode of Off
(00:03):
the Air, the weekly podcast from the Lynching Taco Morning
show of W one one one w j r R
in Orlando. I'm a little punchy this morning, man.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I know what's up? I mean, I love the good mood.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I don't I think I've had way too much caffeine.
That's probably more than usual. Like to welcome in special
guests this week, as promised from Excel one oh six
seven Johnny Magic. Don't blame this on me, I'm no.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I told him.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
What's up with Johnny?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
No, he's he's sick. So, yeah, he's been out a week,
but no. So last week I asked Johnny if he
wanted to be on the Off the Air podcast on
a Tuesday. Right then, are you cracking your back or
I thought you were telling me to sit back further
with the new cameras because you were doing this anyway.
(00:58):
So I asked Johnny and said, hey, can you do it?
He goes, man, I need more than the day a
day's notice, Bob. So then I go, all right, how
about next week? And he agreed to be on it
this week, and of course now he's sick. This week.
But we just hope that he gets better.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
That's the main Do we have to get with his
people again to rearrange the appearance.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I'm not going to send it to him right now,
just just because you know he's on six.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Should hit him right now and go, hey, man, where
are you?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
That's exactly who he wants to hear from right then,
in a week or whenever, you know what the answer
is going to be.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Nope, we'll We'll have him back at his earliest convenience.
He's interesting guy, good guy, and a fellow. You know, Iheartmediam,
longtime employee in this building, in this town. Yeah, he's
got an interesting story to tell and we wanted to
jump into that, and we will one day, maybe next week,
maybe a week after, but.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
We'll have different people from all the stations on and
maybe some of our TV and.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
What Before we get into some other stuff here. I
think we should probably mention Tuesday morning, many of you
vesked for this information. We do an offshore fishing trip
drift boat every year called the Offshore Fiasco. We have
the dates, we have the info about getting your spot
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locked in. The date is August twenty third, a Saturday,
of course, on the Orlando Princess out of you know,
the port. It's an all day deal. Everything's included, a
couple of meals, all your drinks including beer. Yep, you know,
your fishing license if you don't have one, that's covered.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
It's a great event, it is. It's really just like
a big fishing listener party, if you would. So.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
August twenty third is the date this year.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Ticket info is going to be tickets going on sale. Actually, yep,
Tuesday morning. That would be Tuesday the twenty sixth, or
whatever the hell of Tuesday, day after Memorial Day. Yeah,
day after Memorial Day seven am.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yep, seven am. And the space is very, very limited.
We know there's already several large groups that are planning
on locking in their tickets, which takes away a slew
of them right out of the gate. So, you know,
if this is something you thought about wanting to do
and we're just trying, time is of the essence, right,
you said.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
There's groups that always go every year, and that takes
those tickets right out. Hey, if you beat them.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
To it, you're sure, yeah, sure, It's.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Not like they it's not like you can lock on tickets.
I don't want to or lock them in. I don't
want anybody hearing.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
It wrong, So set a reminder Tuesday morning at seven
WJR R dot com. Our website is where you can
buy those and reserve your spot. And because we try
to be upfront as possible with you, if you haven't
gone before and you going, oh, that sounds like it
might be fun, you should be aware of a couple
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of things going in. First off, if you prone to
get seasick, this probably isn't for you. No, we're just
being honest. If you want to go out there and
not fish but just party all day, that's fine. Some
people do that, Bob, but you also have to know
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it is a long day, and once you're out there,
you're out there. You know what you're getting yourself into.
I think is what we're trying to say here.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, it's going to be a good time. So hopefully
we'll see you on this year's off Shore.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Of Fiasco Tuesday morning, seven o'clock. You can get your
spot while they last.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
That being announced is almost as exciting as the opening
of this new Epic Universe new theme park Epic Universe
at a Universal.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Five different theme lands. There first new theme park proper
in Orlando in like two decades, and it's huge, sprawling
complex out off of in the I Drive area. I mean,
they've had to reconfigure roads and stuff out there ahead
of this extend, Kirkman, and I bet the traffic out
there is just interesting as hell. This morning, I.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Could not even fathom. I couldn't I could imagine.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
The uh, the anticipation of this has been, you know, huge.
You know, we start the show at five o'clock weekday
mornings here, and the moment we set foot in the studio,
we have the local news on to monitor, and they've
got all their news choppers over the parking lot. The
cars were lined up just to pay to get into
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the parking lot well before sun up.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
And I'm sure you'll they're going to be reshowing it
later on in the news in case you're at work
now and you missed it. But the analogy that I
gave to it was I have not seen lines of
cars like that since the COVID shot first came out
out at the convention Center.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Oh God, that remember that abortion.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You have to wait in the lines, and they were
long as hell. I almost peed my pants and I
almost ran out of a gas but after you waited
in the line, then you had to pull into spaces
and wait there.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
That whole thing was just like a scene out of
a horror movie. Literally a scene out of a horror
movie where you know, there's their bio decontamination suits and
you know, we're the infected or potentially infected coming to
you know, see how the degree of our sickness and
we didn't know.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I know that was so crazy because it was just
so many people dying.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
You just look back on that it's like, my god,
I got so Anyway, so the new park opened this
morning at nine o'clock. It's they're open till nine tonight.
It's going to be packed. Obvious, the wait time as
it opened for the Harry Potter attraction three hundred minutes.
That's about five hours, five hours.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
But if you in a lot of theme park people's,
you know, people that really dig that. If you were
able to say I rode or went to the Harry
Potter ride experience whatever it is, on the first day
that that theme park opened, they'd be like saying, I
did the tea cups on the very first day that
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Disney World opened back in nineteen six, seventy.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
One seventy two. I think something like that. But uh, okay,
I yes, I fully understand that our people who are
willing to deal with that still pay the money to
get in and stand in line for the bulk of
the day. I'm not one of those people.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
But it equated to you waiting in line at Peaches
for concert tickets. Okay, you worked with Peaches. That was
a bad example. But you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Again, if that's your thing, it's fine. But it got
me thinking, Taco, That's what I wanted to bring up
here as a broader perspective. I grew up, as I've
said a million times, in South Florida and moved to
this part of the state in the late eighties.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
All Right, but you did a road trip up here
with your favorite aunt and uncle.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Right, I did plenty of road trips to Orlando, not
for Disney. No, and uncle used to take us to
Ocala to go camping. Me and my cousins, my brother
sisters and our cousins and our parents loved my aunt
and uncle for that, to give them a break for
a weekend. But No, what I was gonna say is
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it just kind of dawned on me that when I
lived in South Florida, and you could probably apply this
to anywhere else in the country, you get more excited
about coming to Orlando and doing whatever when you don't
live here. Once I lived here, and the initial you know, hey,
you know you can go do this or do that
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any day you want. It's right here wore off. You
just you don't think about it as much anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
And once you get older, so you outgrow certain things
like Disney, for instance.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
But I don't know that that's true. There's so many
people who are full adult theme park fans, hardcore that
never outgrow.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
It, and I I outgrew it, as what I'm saying
saying so even even when we had Disney passes that
my mom splurged together as Disney annual passes about one time. Yeah,
but it was a lifesaver for my wife with two
young kids. I'm talking stroller kids. Imagine that keptain busy
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because she's a school teacher, kept them busy all summer long.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
If if you were to spend a day at a
theme park, which one would would you go to?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
If I was to, It's Typhoon, a goon, stuff open, go.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
To a water park.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Now, I i'd you got to give me a second, man,
that's a quote.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
About you Universal.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Oh yeah, but I mean, oh sorry, got Burbie all
of a sudden.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Either Universal Islands of Adventure Man.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Either Universal or Epcot during the uh uh food and
wine or drink around the World.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Well you can drink around the world any day there.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah, but I'm saying I would go, by the way,
that is not a sanctioned Disney property thing.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
That's just something that people have you know, adapted over
the years too. Yeah, fill your day with.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
But I would I think that i'd go to the
food and wine fest at or SeaWorld.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I like SeaWorld too. SeaWorld's cool, and especially since they've,
you know, really over the last you know, decade or so,
we've been focusing on adding those roller coasters. They really
they've got a stockpile of roller coasters now there.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I think it would be SeaWorld, And only uh if
I went with the group that we could uber there
and they were back. You know, everybody chip in, right,
so you gonna have some coal ones and not be
all the while out at sea World.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, SeaWorld back when they used to have literally had
the you know, the tie to Anheuser bush huh, and
it was that was just part of your day there.
You could go to the the beer guard the house, yeah,
the house that they had there with the nice beer
guard and get some complimentary ones. And I know they
do that occasionally now as as a promotion, but that
that was that was cool. So you'd be uh out
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of you know, the Clydesdale's out there sometimes.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yep, yep. I remember seeing a big poop out there
one time when I was a kid, SeaWorld from a Clydesdale.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, that and when Shamu would bust an ass and
the zang that was the best.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
So all right, is that a dead sealing Shamo? Just
shit again? We love you, SeaWorld.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
You know that all our theme parks. I mean, if
it wasn't for our theme parks, this area would not
be what this area is.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
That's why I live here.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, So, I mean, don't get us wrong. There's plenty
of other businesses that you know, are very vibrant and successful,
but a lot of that is doing fact to the
general economy supported by these huge theme parks.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah. The reason why I said so adamantly, I wouldn't
be here because my father was gonna he was deciding
whether to buy the home that they were in, which
is the home that he that they're still in now
in Winter Park. And you remember that story, right, Yeah,
And it was just him as a recruiter for the
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Navy base down. If you're familiar with the familiar with
the area where a Baldwin Park is was a Navy base.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
You know, let's stop there for just a second since
we're in a podcast and we have time for this. Yeah,
if you're not, you know, from Orlando or Central Florida originally,
and aren't familiar with that and you hear Navy base
or you get it, people look at you. We're like,
what Landlaw Navy base in Orlan. Yeah, their nuclear school
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was there. Yeah, And I learned about that very early
on moving here because you mentioned Peaches where I worked.
I worked at the Peaches on East Colonial, which was
right next to the Navy base. And a lot of
our business came from from the Navy guys who would
come in and they had some disposable income, they'd come
in and buy their music from us.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
And you've said this before on the podcast. I believe
that a few of them threw away their naval careers
and futures by stealing back then would have been albums or.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
It was always cassettes. With those guys, it was cassettes.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
And some of those I bet did it on purpose
just to get out.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
They absolutely did, and I think they knew the word
got out. Well, the word was out. Don't steal from
that store because they have a zero tolerance. Yeah, if
they catch you, they will have you arrested. And that
I was told that the first day I started working there.
They were like, we don't put up with shoplifters. If
you see any, let your manager know and I we'll
get the cops here and we'll get them arrested. And
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every single time, without fail. It was the really early
roots of Bob World order. You want to think about it.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
You know what's really funny, if you want to get
super deep. Some of those people were probably sailors that
my dad recruited, so he sold him on the navy
to join, because again it was just my dad and
the chief or whatever were the only people out of
that navy base when they were first opening.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
What year when did that first open?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
This was in the I want to say sixties or
somebody's out there I believe. I don't know, but it
was early and it was my dad and that guy.
And that guy, I'm sorry, he was huge, an admiral
or some shit like that, but and so, yeah, my
dad would recruit him. And then that's why, that's how
I knew, that's why my family lives in that house,
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and why I grew up here because my dad was
living there. And he said to that head guy in
the Navy, said, you know, I'm thinking of sub letting
this property or just buying buying one somewhere else when
I get stationed there. And the guy said, I can't
tell you this, but just trust me. Something is coming
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to this area that is going to change the United
States of America.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
The whole he got caught window the Disney Company.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, he knew about it because he was the head
of the Navy naval base. So he said, so Bob,
go ahead and keep that house here. You guys, you'll
thank me later.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
It'd be worth something down the road.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Sure enough.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Wowser's God. I always I used, dude.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
We used to walk down the street from my parents'
house down to what is uh was Baldwin Park. No, yeah,
Baldwin Park and go watch the fireworks that were over
a lake Balden. It was the coolest growing up my.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
You know that your parents own a home in winter Park,
which now is look a lot of times, buying a
home anywhere in Florida is unobtainable for most people. Yeah,
I know, certain towns and zip codes, it's really unobtainable.
And if you were lucky to get in, when you
got in, you're golden. So your parents are very fortunate
in that regard.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
I always bought the house for like fourteen.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Thousand dollars, taking words out of my mouth. I always
get a kick out of this when you know, you
talk with your parents and they tell you that, yeah,
I bought the house, it was, you know, fourteen or
nineteen thousand dollars. Now the interest rate was twenty six percent,
which it was double digit interest mortgage rates back then,
which they didn't even bat an eye at. But you
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put it into perspective. Granted, you go back in the
fifties and sixties or whatever, or even early seventies, and
it's a twenty thousand dollars house that equates to, you know,
quite a pretty penny today. But if you go and
you look at, say, the house I grew up in
in North Palm Beach, another area that is insane, and
I look, I look at it's been sold several times
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since we moved out, and I look at you know
what my mom sold it for when we got out
of that place, and then different times it's sold subsequently
over the years, like holy shit, Yeah, yeah, they got
this house for twenty thousand dollars back in you know,
seventy eight, and now.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
It's one point two point. It hasn't got to.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
That point yet, but it's pretty pretty significant.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
But yeah, it's a it's a trip. Yeah, it is,
all right. That's where you just stop because you don't
want to think back to Kulda. Would it should? Is
because we all have Oh I know, my dad could
have bought a place. He was going to sell the
house they have in winter Park to move to. You
know where Palmer is, that main road that goes right
through winter Park with all the big ass houses on it,
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the lakes and on that canal right right off Palmer.
He could have bought a house there and is gunn
because he was a bass fisherman and you get put
his boat in the boat house. We would bet that
house Nick Faldo lives in it, Yeah, or lives in
the house that they bulls bulldozed houses for to Yeah, how.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Many houses back there, because that's I don't get into
that area. I just I have no reason to go there.
To be honest with you, how many of those houses
are still the original smaller houses? Are there? Any of
those still the ranch tucked in between these new mass
mc mansions that have all gone up all over the place.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
There are maybe, let's say, if you take a neighborhood
in that area of we'll say one hundred homes, there
might be two of the old ranch homes that are
sitting there where somebody is just sitting on the property waiting. Yeah,
because it's already worth in the millions.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
So yeah, just in the millions, and when it does
eventually sell, it's the first thing you're going to do
is knock it down. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
People people buy buy in their sight on these and
it's it's becoming more and more people from other countries. Yeah,
you walk down Park Aven a lot of times you
can't understand what people are even saying. It's just a
whole new world. It's a trip. But we used to
ride down there on our bikes and you know, with
no shirt on and smoking SIGs, little dirt balls. And
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now look at it.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
I always look at that, you know, as these these
older houses get bulldozed into the ground, are sold for,
you know, significantly more than they were ever bought for originally.
And I just look and there's so many of them,
and I always think to myself, where do all these
people get all that money? And what did I do wrong?
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What did I do wrong?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
You know?
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I you know, I tried to do well in school,
I went to college, and you know it just it
wasn't enough to get to that level or even approach
that level.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Well, we had a pretty bad turn of events in
our career, but we won't get into that. That kind
of took, you wait, us away from that level. But
a lot of it in at least Winter Park and
probably down West Palm and Palm Beach is probably family
money for a lot of it. But now you have
all this European dollars coming in, all these people from
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other countries. Like I said, so you have doctors, lawyers
and such, you know, investors, you know what.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
I'm not jealous though, or bitter. I don't want you
to think that.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Oh yeah, we do have the cameras on they saw
his big irol. You want to know how crazy.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
My mind works? I think we know.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah, well listen to this. Going from all that talk,
I'm starting to feel in the belly like, oh man,
it's just peede. I'm gonna have to pass. No, not
right now, but I am going to probably pretty soon
be doing a duke. And uh, I want to see
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if there's corn in it, because we just had corn
flood Mount Dora Corn Fest and you know how my
my digestive track works. I'm telling you there's a pretty
good chance.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Hey, what do you think they would have said if
I with a straight face, Because yeah, the Mount Door
Corn Festival is this weekend noon to seven. If you're
looking for something to do in downtown Mount Dora, great
family event it is. It's a good time and it's
zelwood sweet corn, which you can't go wrong with if
you know. They brought some corn here, grilled corn, and
they offered us some if if I had said with
a straight face, so I just let them and go,
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I'm not I can't have corn. I can't digest it.
You couldn't have kept it with a straight face.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
You couldn't have kept a straight face.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I can't have corn, I can't digest it.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
And our buddy from there knows you and I and
this is the show sometimes, so he would immediately go
shut up pat. So there was somebody in there restroom
right after I got done eating some I was taking
up the pee I talked about, and uh, I was
so tempted. But in the PC world we live in,
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is why I didn't Because I didn't recognize the shoes.
They were on the stall, and I want to yell,
so you already see.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
In that corner.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
What's the time it normally takes that. I thought, Nope,
it's going to be one of these Prima Donna people
who are just oh my god, he talked to me
about balm. Shit. Anyway, is what if.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
You're in a row of stalls, like in this office
building as you just described, I don't. I don't use
the stalls here unless it's a rare emergency. I just
I don't do that here. I just don't.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
But is it what is it?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Is it a violation of bathroom MEDICID if you try
to strike up a conversation with someone in the stall
next to.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
You, if I know whose shoes it is.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
How's it going over there?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Coming out? All right, I've done it.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
I was.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I have a conversation with those over there.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Do most people try to be quiet as a mouse,
and then it slips and you're like, okay, the band
aids ripped off here, let her flow.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
No, you just walk in and you do the courtesy.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Flush while you're letting it rip.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
You do it right as it's getting ready to come out.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
H Yeah, you don't get splashback on that.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
You do. But I've kind of mastered it to where I.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Know, did you a little lyft?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
A flush and lift simultaneously.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
No, because it's still coming out. God, this is so sorry.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
That's why we have the podcast so we can, you know,
dwell on things like this.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
So sorry ladies about the conversation.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
But currently viewing zero that no bye.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
So I I just so gosh, dog it there. I
was just trying to click on the podcast to look
at Uh. Somebody said.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Exactly exactly, just the flushing, the lift, Now lift it
flush and the lift.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Look you're on the toilet, yeah, ship please you hit
it as you'r as it's just get it's it's in
the in the tube.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
On the split screen right now, all I sees your
hind quarters and your hand doing the the motions.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
So if it's in the tube, it's loaded. You reach back.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
The torpedo has loaded.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I'm feeling mine right night. I got one anyway. And
then you push the button while you're still sitting down fully.
And then when it goes right before it is at
the total apex of going down, you jump up because
it is going to send up a little like.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Little water spout. Yeah, now have you how common is it? Again?
Because I don't do this here, I just I'm just
asking questions because you intrigued me, uh, knowing what I
know about you and your your bathroom habits. Uh. How
these urges come in waves? What if it's one of
those days where this the courtesy flush isn't going to
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completely mask what what is happening down below? Is that
uncomfortable situation?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I just stop?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Oh you cut the flow off? Yeah? Oh, I have
you get incredible control over that?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah? I have a control. Even though I have no
control because I'm sprinting in the bathroom, sometimes I have
control once I get in there. Does that make sense?
I suppose foul control to major Tom God?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Oh my god? All right, hey, uh as we get
into silly land here, you know what, what are you
doing for the holiday weekend? Can you believe Memorial Day
weekend is here? Man?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
It's crazy, dude. Yeah, people, different people are texting. Somebody
said Zelwood corn Festival back in the day. Fire Oh yeah, definitely,
But I mean that's what Mount Dora Corn Festival it is.
It's Zelwood Corns. Yeah. So this person was stationed their
dad was stationed at McCoy Air Force Base in early sixties.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Orlando Airport yeah, m hm, well that's why Orlando Airport
is mc oh, it's not technically Orlando internationals MC oh.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah, a little fun fact for you. What am I doing?
You know what, We've been so busy as of as
have you. I believe that we have not even made
plans for Memorial Day weekend and we're just gonna kind
of stay in town and chill. What about you? Oh
you're doing a barbecue and I wasn't invited to.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Folks coming over on Saturday. Yeah yeah, I see you.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I know, I'm just kidding. Did you see me just
cutting one to see if it was to you're testing, Yeah,
but no, we're just gonna kind of lay it low.
I texted my buddy Delta to see if he wants
to hang No text back hang tomorrow night.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Is he a delayed text returner?
Speaker 2 (27:02):
No, he runs a big business, so he's usually pretty
on top of it. But who knows. But anyway, so
my wife is going to be down there, down somewhere
with you know, a bunch of co teachers. So maybe
we'll go meet up, like, we'll go do our thing
and then if we cross paths, we do if we
but and then the rest of the weekend, I'm sure
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there'll be a Memorial Day party somewhere.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I'm sure too.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
I'll make my trip to a God, why can I
never a cemetery to pay honor to the military, because
they do that each Memorial Day, just as a hey,
we don't have this holiday, and why.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
There is Memorial dance?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Absolutely right, it's good to remember that.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
All right, as we wrap up here, one more reminder
again the Tuesday morning after Memorial Day, if you want
to join us on the Offshore Fiasco seven o'clock Tuesday morning,
the tickets will be available while they last at WJR
dot com for our Offshore Fiasco twenty twenty five off
Shore Fiasco, which is all It's twenty.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Third, seven am Tuesday, w j r R dot com.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
All right, grap them up all you can, all right, everybody,
thanks for checking out Lynching Tacos off the Air podcast.
Appreciate you drop it in here. And you know, spread
a word about this if you get somebody in mind
who you think might enjoy this, or jr R in general. Hey,
the more the merrier as far as we're concerned.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yeah, and spreading the word about the off ther podcast
because each week we try to have different guests on
so you get to hear some colorful conversations.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Sometimes we'll see if Johnny wants to again, we'll offer
him next week's slot, right obviously.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
If he wants to do it, tim aw unless it's
not a week's notice, but I'm afraid to resend it.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Okay, all right, and have a good Memorial Day weekend.
Be safe, everybody,
All right, hello everybody, Welcome to another episode of Off
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the Air, the weekly podcast from the Lynching Taco Morning
show of W one one one w j r R
in Orlando. I'm a little punchy this morning, man.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I know what's up? I mean, I love the good mood.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I don't I think I've had way too much caffeine.
That's probably more than usual. Like to welcome in special
guests this week, as promised from Excel one oh six
seven Johnny Magic. Don't blame this on me, I'm no.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I told him.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
What's up with Johnny?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
No, he's he's sick. So, yeah, he's been out a week,
but no. So last week I asked Johnny if he
wanted to be on the Off the Air podcast on
a Tuesday. Right then, are you cracking your back or
I thought you were telling me to sit back further
with the new cameras because you were doing this anyway.
(00:58):
So I asked Johnny and said, hey, can you do it?
He goes, man, I need more than the day a
day's notice, Bob. So then I go, all right, how
about next week? And he agreed to be on it
this week, and of course now he's sick. This week.
But we just hope that he gets better.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
That's the main Do we have to get with his
people again to rearrange the appearance.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I'm not going to send it to him right now,
just just because you know he's on six.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Should hit him right now and go, hey, man, where
are you?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
That's exactly who he wants to hear from right then,
in a week or whenever, you know what the answer
is going to be.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Nope, we'll We'll have him back at his earliest convenience.
He's interesting guy, good guy, and a fellow. You know, Iheartmediam,
longtime employee in this building, in this town. Yeah, he's
got an interesting story to tell and we wanted to
jump into that, and we will one day, maybe next week,
maybe a week after, but.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
We'll have different people from all the stations on and
maybe some of our TV and.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
What Before we get into some other stuff here. I
think we should probably mention Tuesday morning, many of you
vesked for this information. We do an offshore fishing trip
drift boat every year called the Offshore Fiasco. We have
the dates, we have the info about getting your spot
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locked in. The date is August twenty third, a Saturday,
of course, on the Orlando Princess out of you know,
the port. It's an all day deal. Everything's included, a
couple of meals, all your drinks including beer. Yep, you know,
your fishing license if you don't have one, that's covered.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
It's a great event, it is. It's really just like
a big fishing listener party, if you would. So.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
August twenty third is the date this year.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Ticket info is going to be tickets going on sale. Actually, yep,
Tuesday morning. That would be Tuesday the twenty sixth, or
whatever the hell of Tuesday, day after Memorial Day. Yeah,
day after Memorial Day seven am.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yep, seven am. And the space is very, very limited.
We know there's already several large groups that are planning
on locking in their tickets, which takes away a slew
of them right out of the gate. So, you know,
if this is something you thought about wanting to do
and we're just trying, time is of the essence, right,
you said.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
There's groups that always go every year, and that takes
those tickets right out. Hey, if you beat them.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
To it, you're sure, yeah, sure, It's.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Not like they it's not like you can lock on tickets.
I don't want to or lock them in. I don't
want anybody hearing.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
It wrong, So set a reminder Tuesday morning at seven
WJR R dot com. Our website is where you can
buy those and reserve your spot. And because we try
to be upfront as possible with you, if you haven't
gone before and you going, oh, that sounds like it
might be fun, you should be aware of a couple
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of things going in. First off, if you prone to
get seasick, this probably isn't for you. No, we're just
being honest. If you want to go out there and
not fish but just party all day, that's fine. Some
people do that, Bob, but you also have to know
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it is a long day, and once you're out there,
you're out there. You know what you're getting yourself into.
I think is what we're trying to say here.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, it's going to be a good time. So hopefully
we'll see you on this year's off Shore.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Of Fiasco Tuesday morning, seven o'clock. You can get your
spot while they last.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
That being announced is almost as exciting as the opening
of this new Epic Universe new theme park Epic Universe
at a Universal.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Five different theme lands. There first new theme park proper
in Orlando in like two decades, and it's huge, sprawling
complex out off of in the I Drive area. I mean,
they've had to reconfigure roads and stuff out there ahead
of this extend, Kirkman, and I bet the traffic out
there is just interesting as hell. This morning, I.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Could not even fathom. I couldn't I could imagine.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
The uh, the anticipation of this has been, you know, huge.
You know, we start the show at five o'clock weekday
mornings here, and the moment we set foot in the studio,
we have the local news on to monitor, and they've
got all their news choppers over the parking lot. The
cars were lined up just to pay to get into
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the parking lot well before sun up.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
And I'm sure you'll they're going to be reshowing it
later on in the news in case you're at work
now and you missed it. But the analogy that I
gave to it was I have not seen lines of
cars like that since the COVID shot first came out
out at the convention Center.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Oh God, that remember that abortion.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You have to wait in the lines, and they were
long as hell. I almost peed my pants and I
almost ran out of a gas but after you waited
in the line, then you had to pull into spaces
and wait there.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
That whole thing was just like a scene out of
a horror movie. Literally a scene out of a horror
movie where you know, there's their bio decontamination suits and
you know, we're the infected or potentially infected coming to
you know, see how the degree of our sickness and
we didn't know.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I know that was so crazy because it was just
so many people dying.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
You just look back on that it's like, my god,
I got so Anyway, so the new park opened this
morning at nine o'clock. It's they're open till nine tonight.
It's going to be packed. Obvious, the wait time as
it opened for the Harry Potter attraction three hundred minutes.
That's about five hours, five hours.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
But if you in a lot of theme park people's,
you know, people that really dig that. If you were
able to say I rode or went to the Harry
Potter ride experience whatever it is, on the first day
that that theme park opened, they'd be like saying, I
did the tea cups on the very first day that
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Disney World opened back in nineteen six, seventy.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
One seventy two. I think something like that. But uh, okay,
I yes, I fully understand that our people who are
willing to deal with that still pay the money to
get in and stand in line for the bulk of
the day. I'm not one of those people.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
But it equated to you waiting in line at Peaches
for concert tickets. Okay, you worked with Peaches. That was
a bad example. But you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Again, if that's your thing, it's fine. But it got
me thinking, Taco, That's what I wanted to bring up
here as a broader perspective. I grew up, as I've
said a million times, in South Florida and moved to
this part of the state in the late eighties.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
All Right, but you did a road trip up here
with your favorite aunt and uncle.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Right, I did plenty of road trips to Orlando, not
for Disney. No, and uncle used to take us to
Ocala to go camping. Me and my cousins, my brother
sisters and our cousins and our parents loved my aunt
and uncle for that, to give them a break for
a weekend. But No, what I was gonna say is
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it just kind of dawned on me that when I
lived in South Florida, and you could probably apply this
to anywhere else in the country, you get more excited
about coming to Orlando and doing whatever when you don't
live here. Once I lived here, and the initial you know, hey,
you know you can go do this or do that
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any day you want. It's right here wore off. You
just you don't think about it as much anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
And once you get older, so you outgrow certain things
like Disney, for instance.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
But I don't know that that's true. There's so many
people who are full adult theme park fans, hardcore that
never outgrow.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
It, and I I outgrew it, as what I'm saying
saying so even even when we had Disney passes that
my mom splurged together as Disney annual passes about one time. Yeah,
but it was a lifesaver for my wife with two
young kids. I'm talking stroller kids. Imagine that keptain busy
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because she's a school teacher, kept them busy all summer long.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
If if you were to spend a day at a
theme park, which one would would you go to?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
If I was to, It's Typhoon, a goon, stuff open, go.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
To a water park.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Now, I i'd you got to give me a second, man,
that's a quote.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
About you Universal.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Oh yeah, but I mean, oh sorry, got Burbie all
of a sudden.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Either Universal Islands of Adventure Man.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Either Universal or Epcot during the uh uh food and
wine or drink around the World.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Well you can drink around the world any day there.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah, but I'm saying I would go, by the way,
that is not a sanctioned Disney property thing.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
That's just something that people have you know, adapted over
the years too. Yeah, fill your day with.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
But I would I think that i'd go to the
food and wine fest at or SeaWorld.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I like SeaWorld too. SeaWorld's cool, and especially since they've,
you know, really over the last you know, decade or so,
we've been focusing on adding those roller coasters. They really
they've got a stockpile of roller coasters now there.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I think it would be SeaWorld, And only uh if
I went with the group that we could uber there
and they were back. You know, everybody chip in, right,
so you gonna have some coal ones and not be
all the while out at sea World.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, SeaWorld back when they used to have literally had
the you know, the tie to Anheuser bush huh, and
it was that was just part of your day there.
You could go to the the beer guard the house, yeah,
the house that they had there with the nice beer
guard and get some complimentary ones. And I know they
do that occasionally now as as a promotion, but that
that was that was cool. So you'd be uh out
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of you know, the Clydesdale's out there sometimes.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yep, yep. I remember seeing a big poop out there
one time when I was a kid, SeaWorld from a Clydesdale.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, that and when Shamu would bust an ass and
the zang that was the best.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
So all right, is that a dead sealing Shamo? Just
shit again? We love you, SeaWorld.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
You know that all our theme parks. I mean, if
it wasn't for our theme parks, this area would not
be what this area is.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
That's why I live here.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, So, I mean, don't get us wrong. There's plenty
of other businesses that you know, are very vibrant and successful,
but a lot of that is doing fact to the
general economy supported by these huge theme parks.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah. The reason why I said so adamantly, I wouldn't
be here because my father was gonna he was deciding
whether to buy the home that they were in, which
is the home that he that they're still in now
in Winter Park. And you remember that story, right, Yeah,
And it was just him as a recruiter for the
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Navy base down. If you're familiar with the familiar with
the area where a Baldwin Park is was a Navy base.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
You know, let's stop there for just a second since
we're in a podcast and we have time for this. Yeah,
if you're not, you know, from Orlando or Central Florida originally,
and aren't familiar with that and you hear Navy base
or you get it, people look at you. We're like,
what Landlaw Navy base in Orlan. Yeah, their nuclear school
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was there. Yeah, And I learned about that very early
on moving here because you mentioned Peaches where I worked.
I worked at the Peaches on East Colonial, which was
right next to the Navy base. And a lot of
our business came from from the Navy guys who would
come in and they had some disposable income, they'd come
in and buy their music from us.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
And you've said this before on the podcast. I believe
that a few of them threw away their naval careers
and futures by stealing back then would have been albums or.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
It was always cassettes. With those guys, it was cassettes.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
And some of those I bet did it on purpose
just to get out.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
They absolutely did, and I think they knew the word
got out. Well, the word was out. Don't steal from
that store because they have a zero tolerance. Yeah, if
they catch you, they will have you arrested. And that
I was told that the first day I started working there.
They were like, we don't put up with shoplifters. If
you see any, let your manager know and I we'll
get the cops here and we'll get them arrested. And
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every single time, without fail. It was the really early
roots of Bob World order. You want to think about it.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
You know what's really funny, if you want to get
super deep. Some of those people were probably sailors that
my dad recruited, so he sold him on the navy
to join, because again it was just my dad and
the chief or whatever were the only people out of
that navy base when they were first opening.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
What year when did that first open?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
This was in the I want to say sixties or
somebody's out there I believe. I don't know, but it
was early and it was my dad and that guy.
And that guy, I'm sorry, he was huge, an admiral
or some shit like that, but and so, yeah, my
dad would recruit him. And then that's why, that's how
I knew, that's why my family lives in that house,
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and why I grew up here because my dad was
living there. And he said to that head guy in
the Navy, said, you know, I'm thinking of sub letting
this property or just buying buying one somewhere else when
I get stationed there. And the guy said, I can't
tell you this, but just trust me. Something is coming
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to this area that is going to change the United
States of America.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
The whole he got caught window the Disney Company.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, he knew about it because he was the head
of the Navy naval base. So he said, so Bob,
go ahead and keep that house here. You guys, you'll
thank me later.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
It'd be worth something down the road.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Sure enough.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Wowser's God. I always I used, dude.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
We used to walk down the street from my parents'
house down to what is uh was Baldwin Park. No, yeah,
Baldwin Park and go watch the fireworks that were over
a lake Balden. It was the coolest growing up my.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
You know that your parents own a home in winter Park,
which now is look a lot of times, buying a
home anywhere in Florida is unobtainable for most people. Yeah,
I know, certain towns and zip codes, it's really unobtainable.
And if you were lucky to get in, when you
got in, you're golden. So your parents are very fortunate
in that regard.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
I always bought the house for like fourteen.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Thousand dollars, taking words out of my mouth. I always
get a kick out of this when you know, you
talk with your parents and they tell you that, yeah,
I bought the house, it was, you know, fourteen or
nineteen thousand dollars. Now the interest rate was twenty six percent,
which it was double digit interest mortgage rates back then,
which they didn't even bat an eye at. But you
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put it into perspective. Granted, you go back in the
fifties and sixties or whatever, or even early seventies, and
it's a twenty thousand dollars house that equates to, you know,
quite a pretty penny today. But if you go and
you look at, say, the house I grew up in
in North Palm Beach, another area that is insane, and
I look, I look at it's been sold several times
(17:08):
since we moved out, and I look at you know
what my mom sold it for when we got out
of that place, and then different times it's sold subsequently
over the years, like holy shit, Yeah, yeah, they got
this house for twenty thousand dollars back in you know,
seventy eight, and now.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
It's one point two point. It hasn't got to.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
That point yet, but it's pretty pretty significant.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
But yeah, it's a it's a trip. Yeah, it is,
all right. That's where you just stop because you don't
want to think back to Kulda. Would it should? Is
because we all have Oh I know, my dad could
have bought a place. He was going to sell the
house they have in winter Park to move to. You
know where Palmer is, that main road that goes right
through winter Park with all the big ass houses on it,
(17:54):
the lakes and on that canal right right off Palmer.
He could have bought a house there and is gunn
because he was a bass fisherman and you get put
his boat in the boat house. We would bet that
house Nick Faldo lives in it, Yeah, or lives in
the house that they bulls bulldozed houses for to Yeah, how.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Many houses back there, because that's I don't get into
that area. I just I have no reason to go there.
To be honest with you, how many of those houses
are still the original smaller houses? Are there? Any of
those still the ranch tucked in between these new mass
mc mansions that have all gone up all over the place.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
There are maybe, let's say, if you take a neighborhood
in that area of we'll say one hundred homes, there
might be two of the old ranch homes that are
sitting there where somebody is just sitting on the property waiting. Yeah,
because it's already worth in the millions.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
So yeah, just in the millions, and when it does
eventually sell, it's the first thing you're going to do
is knock it down. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
People people buy buy in their sight on these and
it's it's becoming more and more people from other countries. Yeah,
you walk down Park Aven a lot of times you
can't understand what people are even saying. It's just a
whole new world. It's a trip. But we used to
ride down there on our bikes and you know, with
no shirt on and smoking SIGs, little dirt balls. And
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now look at it.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
I always look at that, you know, as these these
older houses get bulldozed into the ground, are sold for,
you know, significantly more than they were ever bought for originally.
And I just look and there's so many of them,
and I always think to myself, where do all these
people get all that money? And what did I do wrong?
(19:41):
What did I do wrong?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
You know?
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I you know, I tried to do well in school,
I went to college, and you know it just it
wasn't enough to get to that level or even approach
that level.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Well, we had a pretty bad turn of events in
our career, but we won't get into that. That kind
of took, you wait, us away from that level. But
a lot of it in at least Winter Park and
probably down West Palm and Palm Beach is probably family
money for a lot of it. But now you have
all this European dollars coming in, all these people from
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other countries. Like I said, so you have doctors, lawyers
and such, you know, investors, you know what.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
I'm not jealous though, or bitter. I don't want you
to think that.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Oh yeah, we do have the cameras on they saw
his big irol. You want to know how crazy.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
My mind works? I think we know.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah, well listen to this. Going from all that talk,
I'm starting to feel in the belly like, oh man,
it's just peede. I'm gonna have to pass. No, not
right now, but I am going to probably pretty soon
be doing a duke. And uh, I want to see
(21:00):
if there's corn in it, because we just had corn
flood Mount Dora Corn Fest and you know how my
my digestive track works. I'm telling you there's a pretty
good chance.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Hey, what do you think they would have said if
I with a straight face, Because yeah, the Mount Door
Corn Festival is this weekend noon to seven. If you're
looking for something to do in downtown Mount Dora, great
family event it is. It's a good time and it's
zelwood sweet corn, which you can't go wrong with if
you know. They brought some corn here, grilled corn, and
they offered us some if if I had said with
a straight face, so I just let them and go,
(21:37):
I'm not I can't have corn. I can't digest it.
You couldn't have kept it with a straight face.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
You couldn't have kept a straight face.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I can't have corn, I can't digest it.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
And our buddy from there knows you and I and
this is the show sometimes, so he would immediately go
shut up pat. So there was somebody in there restroom
right after I got done eating some I was taking
up the pee I talked about, and uh, I was
so tempted. But in the PC world we live in,
(22:09):
is why I didn't Because I didn't recognize the shoes.
They were on the stall, and I want to yell,
so you already see.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
In that corner.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
What's the time it normally takes that. I thought, Nope,
it's going to be one of these Prima Donna people
who are just oh my god, he talked to me
about balm. Shit. Anyway, is what if.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
You're in a row of stalls, like in this office
building as you just described, I don't. I don't use
the stalls here unless it's a rare emergency. I just
I don't do that here. I just don't.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
But is it what is it?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Is it a violation of bathroom MEDICID if you try
to strike up a conversation with someone in the stall
next to.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
You, if I know whose shoes it is.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
How's it going over there?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Coming out? All right, I've done it.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
I was.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I have a conversation with those over there.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Do most people try to be quiet as a mouse,
and then it slips and you're like, okay, the band
aids ripped off here, let her flow.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
No, you just walk in and you do the courtesy.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Flush while you're letting it rip.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
You do it right as it's getting ready to come out.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
H Yeah, you don't get splashback on that.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
You do. But I've kind of mastered it to where I.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Know, did you a little lyft?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
A flush and lift simultaneously.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
No, because it's still coming out. God, this is so sorry.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
That's why we have the podcast so we can, you know,
dwell on things like this.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
So sorry ladies about the conversation.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
But currently viewing zero that no bye.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
So I I just so gosh, dog it there. I
was just trying to click on the podcast to look
at Uh. Somebody said.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Exactly exactly, just the flushing, the lift, Now lift it
flush and the lift.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Look you're on the toilet, yeah, ship please you hit
it as you'r as it's just get it's it's in
the in the tube.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
On the split screen right now, all I sees your
hind quarters and your hand doing the the motions.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
So if it's in the tube, it's loaded. You reach back.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
The torpedo has loaded.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I'm feeling mine right night. I got one anyway. And
then you push the button while you're still sitting down fully.
And then when it goes right before it is at
the total apex of going down, you jump up because
it is going to send up a little like.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Little water spout. Yeah, now have you how common is it? Again?
Because I don't do this here, I just I'm just
asking questions because you intrigued me, uh, knowing what I
know about you and your your bathroom habits. Uh. How
these urges come in waves? What if it's one of
those days where this the courtesy flush isn't going to
(25:07):
completely mask what what is happening down below? Is that
uncomfortable situation?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I just stop?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Oh you cut the flow off? Yeah? Oh, I have
you get incredible control over that?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah? I have a control. Even though I have no
control because I'm sprinting in the bathroom, sometimes I have
control once I get in there. Does that make sense?
I suppose foul control to major Tom God?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Oh my god? All right, hey, uh as we get
into silly land here, you know what, what are you
doing for the holiday weekend? Can you believe Memorial Day
weekend is here? Man?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
It's crazy, dude. Yeah, people, different people are texting. Somebody
said Zelwood corn Festival back in the day. Fire Oh yeah, definitely,
But I mean that's what Mount Dora Corn Festival it is.
It's Zelwood Corns. Yeah. So this person was stationed their
dad was stationed at McCoy Air Force Base in early sixties.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Orlando Airport yeah, m hm, well that's why Orlando Airport
is mc oh, it's not technically Orlando internationals MC oh.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah, a little fun fact for you. What am I doing?
You know what, We've been so busy as of as
have you. I believe that we have not even made
plans for Memorial Day weekend and we're just gonna kind
of stay in town and chill. What about you? Oh
you're doing a barbecue and I wasn't invited to.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Folks coming over on Saturday. Yeah yeah, I see you.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I know, I'm just kidding. Did you see me just
cutting one to see if it was to you're testing, Yeah,
but no, we're just gonna kind of lay it low.
I texted my buddy Delta to see if he wants
to hang No text back hang tomorrow night.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Is he a delayed text returner?
Speaker 2 (27:02):
No, he runs a big business, so he's usually pretty
on top of it. But who knows. But anyway, so
my wife is going to be down there, down somewhere
with you know, a bunch of co teachers. So maybe
we'll go meet up, like, we'll go do our thing
and then if we cross paths, we do if we
but and then the rest of the weekend, I'm sure
(27:24):
there'll be a Memorial Day party somewhere.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I'm sure too.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
I'll make my trip to a God, why can I
never a cemetery to pay honor to the military, because
they do that each Memorial Day, just as a hey,
we don't have this holiday, and why.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
There is Memorial dance?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Absolutely right, it's good to remember that.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
All right, as we wrap up here, one more reminder
again the Tuesday morning after Memorial Day, if you want
to join us on the Offshore Fiasco seven o'clock Tuesday morning,
the tickets will be available while they last at WJR
dot com for our Offshore Fiasco twenty twenty five off
Shore Fiasco, which is all It's twenty.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Third, seven am Tuesday, w j r R dot com.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
All right, grap them up all you can, all right, everybody,
thanks for checking out Lynching Tacos off the Air podcast.
Appreciate you drop it in here. And you know, spread
a word about this if you get somebody in mind
who you think might enjoy this, or jr R in general. Hey,
the more the merrier as far as we're concerned.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yeah, and spreading the word about the off ther podcast
because each week we try to have different guests on
so you get to hear some colorful conversations.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Sometimes we'll see if Johnny wants to again, we'll offer
him next week's slot, right obviously.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
If he wants to do it, tim aw unless it's
not a week's notice, but I'm afraid to resend it.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Okay, all right, and have a good Memorial Day weekend.
Be safe, everybody,
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