Curtis' Long Ear Hair

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Moan Sally Morning Show. I would be mo she's
my wife and co host and winner of today's throwback
Thursday song battle.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
That is Sally, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
And that guy over there with his Superman T shirt
on and he didn't even know today was Superman Day.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
I didn't, but he got a few days or something.
There's still like contention on which day is actually his,
because there's one back in April and then there's one
that today. Yeah, I don't like it any I mean.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Just pick a day, pick a lane, and stay in
it anyway. That's producer Curtis all Right, who, by the way,
Sally is kind of upset with us, and I didn't
know he was. He said to me yesterday, I'm so
mad at you and Sally, And I'm like, what the
hell did we do?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Well? Y'all look at me every day. Yeah, And on
Tuesday night, I went to the bathroom, you know, doing
my groom and stuff, and then I'm looking in the
mirror and then I was looking at my face and
I'm like, why are my beard hairs looking crazy? And
because it was some hairs that were coming out and
they were like twirled in a certain kind of way
that looked weird, sticking out wild, and I was like,

(00:57):
my beard don't normally growl like that. So I do
some detective gonna go up, up, up up them things
that was coming out of my ear.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
You had super long ear.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Hair, yes, and like I feel like they Yeah, I
thought it was part of the I thought, on the
side of my face is acting crazy And I've never
I've never noticed them before. You would think there's like
a growing process, like you would notice them at some point.
How did they get so long? Because them things were
coming out looking like armpit hairs?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
He told me, He said I could have braided those together.
He said he could have had Bob Marley braids in
his ear.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
That's how long.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
It was. Crazy. So obviously I got rid of them
as Actually, but what was our fault? Because y'all see
me every day and.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
We're supposed to be looking at your ears and saying,
anybody you might want to, you know, trim the ear hair.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, it's looking wild in your ear right now.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
I guess we can be that sort of family, you.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Know, aren't we already? I thought we were well pass that,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
I guess I should start looking in your ears from
time to time.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Well, you don't even have to look because the white
air was coming out.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
You would have I would have seen it from here.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah. Wow, So they was coming out like yo, were
trying to make a new trend, habit.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
What is the deal with hairs like that to grow
so fast like overnight?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I one time I had a hair on the back
of my ear, on the back on the back of.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
My ear, and I was like, where did hold hold up?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
And it wasn't just a little tiny hair, I mean
it was like a pube.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
And I was like that, get back there so fast.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Sorry, we lost Curtis there, he's on the floor. I
just don't understand how they grow.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
So that one hair, that little section of hairs all
of a sudden.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yes, yeah, it just pops up fertilized.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
And what you were saying behind the scenes when before
we got on the air, that it never grows on
your head.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Never happens up. There's always on the back of the ear,
in the ears.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah. Yeah, Sally had she had one on her chest
one time. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
I was in college and I had like a V
neck shirt on it and I'm walking with my boyfriend and
he turns and he looks at me and he goes, is.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
That a hair on your chest?

Speaker 4 (03:09):
And I'm not a very hairy person, and I had
this massive hair. And how I didn't notice it, I
mean it had to have grown overnight because it just sprouted.
And I was, like I thought at first it was
wasn't attached like it just fell on it was.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
It was attacked. So you never saw him again, right,
You dumped him right then on spot He probably dumped me.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
She had she had more chest hair than he