Dad Joke Friday: Riddle

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bad joke, dad joke Friday in honor of Father's Day
on Sunday. Now I know we're going to save the
best for last. Yeah, Linda Brooks knocked it out of
the park this morning. We're going to hang on to
that one. Is there another one that we had? I
got this one from Wellington John on my phone this morning.
He sent me a text. The bag boy at the
grocery store asked a woman if she wanted paper or

(00:20):
plastic for her bag and she says, I don't care,
you choose and he said no, baggers can't be choosers.
All right, this is Stacey. You've got a dad joke
for us.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Well, it's a dad joke, flash brain teaser, and it's
multiple parts, so bear with it. Okay, okay, you're flying
an airplane that's carrying three hundred bricks. One of the
bricks falls off. How many bricks are left on the airplane?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Two and ninety nine?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Very good. So how do you get an elephant in
your refrigerator? You don't open the door, You put the
elephant in, then you close the door. How do you
put a giraffe on your refrigerator? I have no idea.
You open the door, take out the elephant and put
the giraffe in and close the door. Right, Okay, So, yeah,
the lion King's having a birthday party and all the
animals are invited, but one of them doesn't show up.

(01:11):
Who doesn't come.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Probably the giraffe. The giraffe, he's in the refrigerator.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Very good, very very good. So a woman's on safari
in Africa and she comes to a river and it
says do not cross. It's stilled with dangerous alligators. Yet
that day she's able to cross safely. Why she walked
over a bridge? Nope, all the animals are at the
lion King's birthday party. Okay, Stacey, are you sure you're
feeling okay? I'm feeling fine. I said this is bad.

(01:36):
I warned you this is bad. But she got to
the other side and died. Anyway, what happened to her? Well,
my gosh, why so many rootles?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
You got hit with the brick that fell off the plane?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Shut up? Most did I get it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Man, that was a long way to go.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I don't know what's happen. I said it was a joke,
brain cheeser.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Oh jeez, well, somebody gave me.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
That when I was in the hospital. I've been holding
on to it for you.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh my gosh, well, thank you, Stacy. I think for
the longest dad joke ever on this show.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
You're welcome out a great weekend, everybody you bye bye,
bye bye.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oh oh my gosh, that hurt my head. I felt
like mouth. All right, this is the one from Linda Brooks.
This is the ultimate dad joke. A woman attempted to
cut off her boyfriend's dingling and missed and cut his thigh.
She was charged with a mist a wiener. Oh, that's

(02:40):
it the best, and that's gonna wrap up. Bad joke,
dad joke Friday.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Goodness,