Don't Fart on Me

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The JV Show on Wild ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Happy Friday. Yeah, I'm Selina and I'm done. All right,
Let's get right to the things with our first talk
back of the day.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Good Morning JV Show. This is Jasmine from Sacramento. I
want to take this opportunity, well hopefully, on the first
talk back of the day, to shout out my business,
Kira's Canines. I know it's not in the Bay, but
if you're ever near Woodland, bring your pups over to
Kira's Canines to get groomed. Woo whoo. All right. I

(00:30):
hope everyone has a good day and happy show.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Will Friday hobbit nobbit.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I said, Kira's Kira's Canines. That's what I heard, all right,
shout out to Kira's can in Woodland. Whoo whoo. Where
I'm gonna look it up. It's no, it's on the
way Sacramento.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, that's everybody knows that.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Good Morning Davy Show. Fam. This is your buddy Nate
from the Sunset just trick.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
I wanted to take the first shout out talk back
today to shout out some businesses on Irving Street in
Sunset District. The first one's on Seventh and Irving. It's
my favorite. It's a great gift store. They're awesome. Also
on twelfth and Irving there's hunting gather And on twenty
third and Irving there's some awesome Texas barbecue. It's called

(01:16):
Smoking Das. All right, and check out New School Peace.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Okay, I think it is small business.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'm not mad at that.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
I like it. That area of the city that our
buddy Nate was talking about right there is a very
cool area a lot of really good restaurants and shops
right there. My brother used to live on ninth and
Irving right over there, and so I used to hang
out in that neighborhood. A bunch a lot of good food.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I love that. Yeah, like the barbecue spot you.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Just mentioned, and I have never been there, but I
want to go there.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
And I'm surprised sins for Friday and people are awake
and leaving us time. I'm excited about that. Wait, Graham,
So your wife got back last night.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
No, she's not back.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, sorry, coming back.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
She I just talked to her. She just boarded her
flight in Atlanta. My wife was in Chile all week
for work and she flew over and last night from
Santiago to Atlanta, and then she just got her flight
in Atlanta and she's now flying towards the Bay Area
or about to take off and head this way, and
so I'm off. Successfully survived. They let you single dad life.

(02:13):
And they did let her back into the country, which
is good because their passport expires in like a week
or something. So she was a little worried. Well, she
was a little worried about going on the trip, getting
into a foreign country. And then uh so she did.
She's made it through customs, she said. She brought back
a big box of wine, so that's good. She checked that,
and she's making it back. This was a This was

(02:34):
a tough week for me. I had my parents staying
with me for a part of the week, and they
were taking the kids to school in the morning. But man,
I was cooking and cleaning and you know, taking kids
to practices and I'm exhausted. You guys, I don't know
how I'm gonna make it to opening day and just
rage this morning. But I'll find a way. I'll find Yeah,
catch me outside. I'll be up momost. I'll be at
Momas today with the boy.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Wayes, are you going to oh? No, not today. I'm
going to try to go to guy for a drink.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
You're going to go?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I didn't think he actually was inviting me.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, I'm not anymore. I'm busy that day, Selena, you're
not coming for beer one.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
I can't come on.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Day.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Had a quick beer too. It's a quick beer beer altogether,
like forever, but like take a moment every once in
a while. But like that's not quitting. Then okay, I
guess not. Never mind that I cut back though, you
scaled back. I scaled it back.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Bro, what are you allowed to have anything?

Speaker 6 (03:29):
Like?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah? Well, I mean according to my trainer. No, so yeah,
but I'll still drink like liquor and stuff.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Anyways? Yes, you have fun without me, grammy.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah so I got that today and then tomorrow you guys,
I'm going to a gala. No not not nothing met galla.
It's some sort of uh fundraiser for my kids school.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Are you dressing up?

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
You got you. It's a gala.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
What are you gonna wear? Like a like a tuck?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
I gotta I don't think. I don't think it's a
tux fancy, but I think it's suit. I think I
gotta wear a suit because it's a gala, you know gala,
and I assume it's one of these auction things, you know,
where they're raising money. And I had one of these,
i think last year for my kids previous school. And
I'm gonna follow the lesson that I learned at that one,
which is just bid early on things and then let

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people outbid you. Because I ain't got money to spend
on bidding on stuff. Well that's the fear. But I
think I'm going to try to be the first bid
in on a bunch of stuff and then look really
disappointed when people come over the top, you know, and
just shake my head.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
And be like, oh, dang it, I was so close.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
I was gonna get that one.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
But that's everybody's strategy.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, but somebody wants to be because there are people
that big pockets, you know, and they want to like
kind of flex, you know, like a oh I bid
that means that the radio guy, watch me buy this
pallatt of wine. A you know, they outbid me.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
We have a really important talk back we have to
get to.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
We do.

Speaker 7 (04:53):
Hey, good morning JV Show. This is Teresa from Gilroy. Hey,
grand buddy, let me sidebar with you for a moment.
When the time is right, ask Jess if she can
solve the riddle time flies straight like an arrow and
fruit flies like bananas. I remember Natasha and Selena struggling
the whole show trying to figure that out. I came

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across that episode and was listening to it.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
I think we did that. Did we do that?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Jess? Does that sound familiar to you? That was a
very famous riddle on the JV Show? And yes it
did stump Selena and Natasha for a long time. Time
flies straight like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
I think we did.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Are you able to explain that to the listeners because
a lot of people know what we're talking about, and
a lot of people, you know, didn't do that before,
and they does.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
That make sense to you?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Like to solve that riddle? Oh?

Speaker 8 (05:42):
I feel like I've heard it before, but it doesn't
make sense again.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Wait, time flies straight like an arrow, fruit flies like
a banana.

Speaker 8 (05:53):
Ohruit fruit flies like they like bananas? What do you
mean like they like bananas? And time and time flies
straight like an air.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Bananas aren't straight, They're kind of like curves.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, it's like those swoop times. I don't know. I
don't fly straight like an arrow. Yeah, I think we've
done this.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
I remember fruit flies like a banana.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
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So I want to know what you guys think about
these two new pop tart flavors that are about to drop.
Do you guys eat pop tarts by the way every night?

Speaker 1 (09:14):
When the last time you had it popped out religiously
when I was in middle school, But since then my
consumptions dropped off about ninety nine point nine percent. But
I'm not mad at him. I would eat them if
they're in front of me.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
I don't eat them too often. I used to buy them,
but then the kids in my house, they just they're
They're gone within a day, like and so I'm like,
why am I even? It just bothers me, like make
them last, you know what I mean. So now they're
like they're like a special treated in my house.

Speaker 8 (09:37):
My boyfriend the other day texted me. He was like,
I was at Costco and I saw this box and
it was a I think it's forty eight pop Tarts
in one. He bought the thing and was all excited
about it's for him, huge, like sweet tooth, just for him.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Okay, well, next time he's at Costco, tell him to
pick this up for us. Okay. It was Poptarts is
partnering with Girl Scouts. I got two new flavors, are.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Making the Girl Scouts make them now, yeah, labor laws,
come on in a tree, you have a tariffs? I
get it.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
The elves right, yeah, okay, what do you guys think
about this? So the first one is pop Tarts frosted
caramel coconut. So it's kind of like the Girl Scout
like Samoa's Oh.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Mo art forms are the best Girl Scout cookie, my
favorite one in my opinion, but also in my opinion,
the formula has the recipes changed a little bit. The
ones from like a few years back were better than
the current ones. I don't want to be smirk the
great name of the Girl Scouts. I noticed something's diff something,
it's changed just a little bit. The O g Ones

(10:37):
were my absolute fave. I still love them, but they
don't something as the kid.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
All the toxic chemicals they added, was it there?

Speaker 1 (10:44):
It's different? They don't do that. Don't smirk the Girl Scouts.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
There was a report that something was found in some.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Small sample tests, and if you test any of our food,
you find that stuff in it. Smirks the Girl Scouts.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
What do you guys think about the other one? Pop
Tarts frosted thin Mint.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
That's probably pretty good.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
It's the regular thin Mints, but frosted, like just a.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Pop Tarts pop Tart flavored thin mint.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
That's flavored pop tart.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, but yeah whatever, pop Tart flavored, Yeah whatever. I'm
here for that one. Thin Mints is also a classic.
And while it's not, you know, maybe it's not my
first choice. Once you start, you can't stop with those things.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
I think it's springles. Wait, you're getting confused, I.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Know, But thin Mints are the same way. Once you
start these tiny little thin things, if you can stop
before you eat fifteen of them, like you're more power
to you.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
You feel like these flavors though, the pop tarts, they
have to be toasted, you know how some people will
just like eat them. Oh you can't just eat them
in cold and.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Raw psychopath behavior.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
I I do that sometimes, but these ones, I feel
like it wouldn't taste good like that. You have to
you have to toast them. They have to get soft
and gouey.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah, there's sometimes.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
You're in a hurry and it's fine to eat straight
up of the package.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, oh that time that thirty eight seconds in the toaster.
Such and it could be in some my day. That's
why it's a pop dart, so you can eat it
quick on the go.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah, but sometimes ain't nobody got time for toast it?

Speaker 1 (12:08):
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Speaker 10 (12:18):
This is a Gustavo from Pisco, just singing good morning
or this Friday, we're here doing my community service, trying
to pay off ease these car tickets. But I hope
you guys have a good Friday morning. But who gives

(12:39):
the part? You know, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
That's a great that's a great point.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
You can get sentenced the community service to pay off
your traffic tickets.

Speaker 8 (12:46):
I guess I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
That sounds awful, dude.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
I'm gonna I might be joining Gustavo up there pretty soon,
because I told you guys, I got pulled over this week.
My registration's inspired my car campass mag And then the
day after, and then yesterday. Uh, I've had a CHP
officer right on my tail like this hasn't happened to me,
and I thought I was gonna get pulled over two
more times this week.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I
had to do community service and I was working at
the VFW and my band aid fell off into the
strawberries I was cutting. I remember that story, and you
left it there.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Thank you for your service, took it out, doesn't matter.
You still scoop the next coop of strawberries. You didn't
throw all the strawberries away, you sick.

Speaker 8 (13:25):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
There was no time I was in a rush. They were.
It was crunch time.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Sorry veterans, that you had to eat that meal. Apolojuice
to you, but thank you for your service.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yes you all right? So Dochi, I don't even know
if I say like up and coming artists, because I
feel like she's already up. She's right, she's arrved, she's here,
she is She's the moment, really really popular, and I
think a lot of it is because she is just
like unapologetically herself, kind of like how you were talking

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about Doja Cat. Dochi also embodies that. And plus she's
just like really really yeah at what she does, Graham,
just because you don't know a ton about her as
a person. I want to play a clip from a
video that she posted earlier this week. I think it
tells a lot about her.

Speaker 11 (14:14):
One thing about me. I'm gonna fire. I'm a grown woman.
I'm gonna fart. I am a human girl. I'm not
a machine. I'm gassie. I'm gonna fart. And it is
what it is what I'm not holding it. I'm not
holding it. I'm not holding it. I'm going to let

(14:38):
it go and out of the kindness of my heart,
I'm gonna let you know what's coming before it comes.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Move accordingly.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Wow, all right, you are you are the lying, very
unapologetic about who she is and the way that she
handles her business.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
No, Graham, do you respect that? Do you wish you
know your your wife? Maybe? Or should everybody be like that?
Or do you want I mean, hey, we're all humans.
Do you want us to be holding it in?

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Look to each their own? And we've discussed this like
at length. But again I have written, well, I haven't
published it yet, but I have written a relationship advice book.
It's titled Don't Fart on Me, A Guide to a
Gas Free and Healthy Relationship. And I wrote that book
because I've been in both relationships, both types of relationships.
I've been in one where the farts were flying just

(15:30):
left and right, and then too yes, and I'm now
in one where the farts aren't flying. And I can't
say enough how much I prefer the one where the
farts aren't flying.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
You don't wish sometimes you could just let it fly?

Speaker 1 (15:43):
No, I think this is just a polite way to
do it. And she, at least she says, she announces
it like, hey, you guys need to get out of here.
It's about to happen, which okay, that's one way to
do it. I think you could, you know, a little
bit more quietly, maybe, you know, move to another.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Room, Leah at.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
That rip, you don't need to announce that it's on
the way and make everyone else move, like you shouldn't
be inconveniencing other people with your fart. Your fart should
be inconveniencing you, right, you should go to the other
That's a good point, which is fine. You want to
announce that, Hey, guys, I gotta go outside. I got
a lot of big one go. That's that's cool, But
don't inconvince inconvenience me with your fart. I don't want

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to have to smell it or with that get up
out of the room. Anyways. When I publish that relationshipook,
I feel like you, guys, because people get all worked
up anytime I say that I've been married thirty years
and the farts are just we live in each other's farts.
We sleep with our faces right next to the fart
so we can get closer. Shit, And they're like, that's
how when we have the best relationship ever? You do you?
I'm just saying I've experienced both sides of the colon

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excuse me the coin and I am happy where I'm
at and I think it's a superior option.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Wait will you when this book does get published, will
there be like an audiobook version?

Speaker 1 (16:52):
I would like to of course, and I will personally
sign everybody's book with the.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
You're are you going to do a press tour?

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah? Of course, yeah, fart jars, you name it. We
have a lot of merch and a lot of merch elles.
I think you're going to be better than the actual
book sales. But what I mean, what do you guys say? Okay,
so you hear that? What do you what do you think?
Are you like, yes, girl power, we will fart when
we want to, or are you like, uh.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
It's not It's not for me personally. I still I
would rather hold them in all day and have a
stomach ache until I get home or reference safe.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
That's a bit extreme, but yeah, I mean you can
find us. You can find a safe.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Place, right But like if we're here for example, like
got it, I'm stuck in a studio for some hours.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
And I appreciate you not doing that in here with us.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Thank you, you will, thank you?

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Jess? What's your in? You really do you guys have
an open fart door policy. No, not at all, closed doors.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
I have never heard him.

Speaker 8 (17:46):
He has never heard me, and I want it to
stay that way.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
So you're buying Graham's book.

Speaker 8 (17:51):
Yes, I will be, And I'm just a little concerned
for the time come, when the time comes when we
do live together, because then I'll have to actually like
worry about that more as will be.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah, you just have to turn it on the hair
dryer in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Okay, okay, why is she drying her hair.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
She didn't take it. She didn't even take a shower.
Her hair is not even wet. That'll that'll muffle the
muffle the sun. Well, I'm you know, I'm glad to
hear you say that, Jess Bett. It is a slippery
fart slope once you somebody lets one, and then I
feel like and then you volley one back at them
then and I.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Feel like the guy that starts it, They like get
really comfortable and they're like, and they'll do one, just
like test the waters and see how you react to
the new giggles. You don't know what else to do,
and they're like, she's fine with it, and then they
just start flying from there.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Then the fart gates are open. You cannot put the
farts back in the toothpaste tube.

Speaker 12 (18:38):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
The farts cannot go back in the drawer once they're out.
And you guys have made it pretty far. So I
think you're but they don't live together. Yeah that's true.

Speaker 8 (18:46):
So I'm like, okay, let's say, let's say where to
happen on accident?

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Right? And I let one out? Like what do I do?
Do I try to disguise it like this chair or you?
Or do I laugh like I do? I admit it.
I would just fake my death, Okay, I like that.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
I usually blame it on the dog, or on your
dog squeaky floorboard, or I just stepped on a salamander
or something. The JV show on Wild ninety four.

Speaker 13 (19:19):
Where I am from the bay.

Speaker 12 (19:22):
Admittedly change now my ex wife, But when we first
got together, I.

Speaker 11 (19:31):
Ran out of the room to part.

Speaker 10 (19:35):
And then the next time I know it, I'm doing
a Dutch cheven.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
If you know what that is, then you know.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
See that's what I'm saying. It's a slippery slope. Once
you change your policy, next thing you know, you're dutch
oping in your partner, and that's not the relationship for me.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
It's just not I don't want that.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
I don't want every time I think of you to
associate that sense with you. Memory my God. All right, Graham,
then did you do you hear? Did you hear what happened?
They broke up? Yeah, they got a divorce.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
A great point.

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So Sydney Sweeney and Glenn Powell were canoodling at that
wedding they went to. Now if you don't you know,
Sydney recently called off her wedding to her longtime boyfriend.
Apparently they've been separated since January, and people can't help
but wonder if she and Glenn Powell, you know, one
of her former co stars, have anything going on between
them because when they were working together they got pretty close.

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So you know, they both were at Glenn's sister's wedding recently. Yep.
So you know that that site or that on social
media account Dumois that posts all the blind items. No, okay,
but I'll take you well that's the thing. Well, she
also has a podcast, and on this podcast she says
that she heard guests that were there say that they

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were canodling heavily at the reception, but also that they're
not exclusively dating, but they're just like really really close,
really really flirty, and that everybody there was forced to
sign NDAs, so no one will ever talk about anything definitively.

Speaker 8 (21:22):
Wait, so you're you're showing up to somebody else's wedding,
but you're making people sign NDA's.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
No, the couple shout up to somebody else's wedding. No, yeah,
a couple of because there's gonna be a lot of
celebrities there. They had everybody sign DA.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Are you guys shipping them? Are people still shipping each
other's that sort of thing? It is a thing, Okay,
are we shipping them? No?

Speaker 2 (21:49):
It doesn't sit right with me.

Speaker 8 (21:50):
If she was, If she wasn't, another relationship.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
That means but nobody knows about that guy. I'm shipping
them like the other guy. Nobody even knows who he is.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
No clue, couldn't pi out of line up nothing, Blend Powell.
I'd like to have this poster on my wall as
motivation as Jim Jim motivation. Uh yeah, I'm fine with that.
I thought it was funny. My so, my parents were
staying with us this uh this week while my wife
was out of town, and my mom my mom, you know,
she's on her phone reading the news or she's like,
are you familiar with this Sydney Sweeney girl? And I

(22:21):
was like, yeah, I'm pretty familiar. She's like who, like
who is she? And like and so I was like, oh,
she know she's been she got to start on Euphoria, right.
Was that her like kind of big breakthrough role.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (22:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:33):
And I was like, that's where most a lot of
people know are from. And then she's been in some
movie since. And then my mom says, seems kind of
sleazy if if you ask me, And I was like, mom, like,
what are you talking about? Like, I don't do is
that just because that's what she sees, like her pictures
attached to the things, and like maybe she's wearing something
revealing And my mom's like, oh, kind of sleezy if

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you asked me, because like what does my mom didn't
even know who she is, so how is that her
impression of her?

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Wow, maybe she's seen some of her you wos.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Watching I don't think Mimi was watching Euphoria.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Hey, you don't know what Mimi likes. Maybe you know
she shows her bozoomers in that she does. I'll send
it to you, Graham.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Thank you. That seems a little sleazy to me, but
I will look stop it really quick.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
We have some more info or I guess, insight into
Justin Bieber's behavior. So, according to an insider, okay, he's
in a spiral. He's manic, not sleeping, hardly, eating, sending
frantic texts in the middle of the night often doesn't
make a lot of sense, but he is convinced that
he does. He doesn't realize how much health he needs,
and everyone around him is really worried. Now. This report

(23:41):
also mentions that Hayley is really concerned, doesn't know what
to do, and that she's been asking everyone so just like,
pray for him. If you don't know, I mean, you
can go check out his instagram.

Speaker 11 (23:50):
Now.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
He's just been posting a lot of like nonsensical things,
and you know, he's been like this for about a
week almost. Is it possible that he is having like
a bipolar manic episode?

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Sure, I mean any number of things could be at play,
but something is at fun. Something is something you know,
what is up, and something's not right. And like I
I mean, I know someone, I know someone personally that's
going through something similar, and their social media is the
same way. And a lot of it doesn't make sense.
And the videos don't make sense and they're but they don't.

(24:25):
You can tell they don't know that they're not making sense,
do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (24:29):
And so he very well likely could be in sort
of a similar situation.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah, which is scary, really scary. Does he needs to
be under the proper care? Yes, get help, Graham? What
do you have?

Speaker 3 (24:40):
All right?

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Even though it feels like we're still wrapping up winter,
spring is here and then summer is going to be
here before you know it. And Great America just said,
hold my beer, you guys, because the sun will be
shining this weekend and they are opening up the park.
California's Great America is opening this weekend to kick off
their forty ninth season and they're gonna have the rides
running every weekend between April and May before they start

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their summer schedule at South Bay Shores, the water park
that's not going to open until May twenty fourth, so
that's not ready yet. But the rides are gonna be
running this weekend. Of course, you can still get your
Goal Pass for ninety nine dollars. That's unlimited access through
the entire twenty twenty five season. Hell of a deal
if you ask me. And this is not even a commercial.
I'm just saying, that's a hell of a deal. And
I went to Great America for the first time recently.

(25:23):
We all did.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
And that was your first time.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
For the first time recently. I hadn't gone many times
before that.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
It's like for the first time every recently, and I
want to go back.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
My kids will not stop. I mean, you guys were there.
My son had the time of his life. We had
so much fun. So we will be back this season now.
The one thing I do want to remind people of
because you want to get there and go there this year,
because we don't fully know what the future of Great
America is a little murky right now, because remember in
twenty twenty two, the park operator sold that property got

(25:53):
sold off to a developer, and that real estate developer
wants to build how you know, like apartments and retail
and all sorts of stuff on that. It's pretty coveted
piece of real estate there. So they have a deal
in place where they can continue to operate. But up
to eleven years, it might only be a handful of years.
I don't know. All I'm saying is let's enjoy Great
America while we got it, because it will not be
here forever, which is a bummer because then after that,

(26:16):
like you wipe out a huge entertainment venue, I know,
entertainment park for the entire for the entire region. I know.
I'm bummed. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
Hey, good morning, guys. I have a little joke for
you this morning. How do people in Boston start their cars?
How do they start their cars with khakis? Obviously khakis?
It took me a minute.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Fine, you guys get it?

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Khakis?

Speaker 1 (26:47):
I mean is that the cat? Give me the khakis,
not khakis, ka kys khakis. I need the khakis here,
I'm the cat gonna drive down. See the sacks sacks, Yeah,
they like the socks, the red socks.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
All right, let's get to what the bleep where you
can win this JV show Chug mug, you just got
to be the first person to guess today's bleeped out board.
That's it. That's all you gotta do. Okay, here is
two days clip.

Speaker 8 (27:15):
Always remember the two hand technique when giving is always
the most effective.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yep, yeah, you're right.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Get a third hand in there too, that'd be good,
but not everybody can. Yeah, okay, maybe even a fourth hand.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Whoa.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Not everybody's blessed like that. All right, think about what
that bleeped out word could be. Then leave that guess
on the talkback Mike, the newly upgraded Talkback Mike. By
the way, they got presets on there. You guys, you
put ninety four nine in the Bay Show podcast as
your presets. After that, i'd leave them blank, but that's
just me. Leave us your name and your city along
with your guess. We want to be able to shout
you out when you win. But we're really giving a

(27:53):
shout out to the chug Bug winner. And that's the
very first correct answer of the morning. To get your
guests in.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Quick and keep a p thank you. That's a family show.

Speaker 1 (28:01):

Speaker 2 (28:04):
All right, we're playing what the bleep? We're all you
got to do is be the first person a guest
today's bleeped out word and you win today's JV show.
Chuggy Muggy.

Speaker 8 (28:11):
In case you miss today's clip here, it is always
remember the two hand technique when giving is always the
most effective.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Yeah, I get done quicker.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Hey, remember this is a family show. Okay, that word
is something clean? Do you think you know what it is?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Leave?

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Your guest is on the talkback mic on the iHeart app.
Let's go to your guesses now, Good morning GV show.

Speaker 8 (28:33):
This is Michelle from San Jose and I think the
bleeped out word is massage.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Have a great day. Oh that's a.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Great guy, just wiped out like everybody's guest right there,
everybody on massage. Great guess would work, but that's not
what it is.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Hi, my name is Joseph from Santase.

Speaker 5 (28:51):
I think the bleeped out word is a two handed hug.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Thank you, have a nice.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Day, my boy, Joseph, Thank you, thank you for leaving
that talkback by the.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Way, first side hug at that side hug.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
I like a full on just two bodies together. What hug?
I like a good strong hug. Okay, good morning, JV crew.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
My name is Reggie from Hayward, and my guess for
the bleep that word is direction.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Direction Reggie. I like that guess. I like that guess
a lot because you know you're giving directions. You got
a point and then then you're gonna okay, and then
over here, and you can use one hand as like
a little map. You're like, okay, if you're over here,
then you can need to go down over here and
over to the left and then down here, and that's
where you'll find the best buy.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
That was me giving directions somebody to go to best Buy.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
All right, continue to get those guesses.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
It the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, we're.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Playing what the Bleep. We're all you gonna do is
be the first person a guest Today's leaped out word
and you win this Chuggy Muggy, all right, how do
you leave your guests? It's easy to talk back, Mike.
That's it, all right. If you miss today's clip here,
it is.

Speaker 8 (29:57):
Always remember the two hand technique and giving is always
the most effective.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
It's I'm stretching you, guys. I am stretching my wrists
right now. I worked out I smashed the gym yesterday.
You guys, I've been on an absolute Jim tear lately
and I'm a little sore today, so I was stretching
out both risks at the same time.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Okay, all right, well let's go to your guess.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
My my name is Pam and I'm calling from Lexington, Kentucky.
And i'd say that the word or phrase you're looking
for is handshake.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
That was a pretty popular guest. Now, look, I hadn't
checked before, but JV Show is in fact number one
in Lexington, Kentucky's thank you so much the way, yes,
thank you for leaving that talk back. Pam. I didn't know,
because look, I went to Louisville, Kentucky, you know, about
a week and a half ago, and just me landing there,
and then I was talking some of the locals there

(30:52):
at this bar that I went to, and they had
heard of the JV Show before. Well one of them
was from the b area. But yeah, and we were instant.
We shot to the top of the charts there and.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Number one there.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
So it's good to hear that we're number one in Lexington.
Well those are the two those are the two main
cities in Kentucky. Hello, my name is Zayden from Floster City.

Speaker 8 (31:10):
And I think the word the bleep dot word is driving.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
That was a very popular guest this morning. But not it.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
I'm a one hand me too. Ye, yeah, I'm judging
if you use two Good Morning JV show.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
It's Sofia and Nana from Napa, and we think the
bleep dot word is We think it's heimlick.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
All right, have a great day.

Speaker 11 (31:33):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
That's that's a great guest and also a popular guest
this morning. And the heimlik is a two hand maneuver.
You use two hands for that Good Morning JV show.
This is when from Lake Troupe. I'm guessing the bleeped
out word is a CPR. All right, I have a
great day.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yeah, the one take listening to today's clip unbleeped always
remember the two hand technique when giving CPR is always
the most effective.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Yeah, yeah, I think you've got to use two hands
there you just want Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Are you guys certified?

Speaker 1 (32:08):
No, you used to be. I'm sure mine has expired
by now.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
I think mine too. But you can still like perform CPR.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
I still know how to do it.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
You can't like, oh my certificates expired. You have to die.
What do you still do it?

Speaker 3 (32:20):
What?

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean you got to give them. You
have to have them sign a way, like just to
let you know, I know you're dying here. Weird sign
here because my certification not quite up to date. Sorry, bro,
but you want me to get pumping or not?

Speaker 2 (32:32):
What song do you sing staying Alive? Okay? Yeah, that's
the one.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
That's the beat that you should be doing it too.
We could do to this song too. It's faster than
you think. It's faster than you think. All right, First
and foremost to shout out to our buddy when in
light for a brand new JV show, Chuck Mug coming
your way, Happy Friday. That's a good way to start
the weekend.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
All right.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
A lot of people came with the correct answer this morning,
so shout out to everybody that played but didn't get
their guests in quite fast enough. Joanna from Antica had it.
So did our buddy David and Richmond what's up, David?

Speaker 11 (33:05):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Have great week in my man? Norma and Oakland had it,
so Dia Foula, Pauola and Heyward Carlos and San Ramon
had it. So did Daisy lowde E Steven in San Bruno, Olivia,
Morgan Hill Area in San Francisco, Jacquelin and conquered what's up, Jacqueline?

Speaker 2 (33:19):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Adrian didn't say where she or they or he was from,
but that's okay. Next time, bay Aria Somewhere, Sam and
Hayward had it. So did Solidad in Pittsburgh, amongst a
few other people whose guesses are coming in right now.
And if your guest is coming in right now, thank
you for playing, but I'm sorry too slow.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Wait to Monday. We'll do it again on the JV Show.

Speaker 1 (33:41):

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Let's go to the phones. Hi, who do we have
on the line this morning? Hi? Dina? Do we have
a bad connection?

Speaker 9 (33:53):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (33:53):
No, okay, no, no, no, we'll can you hear us?

Speaker 5 (33:56):
All right?

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Hey Dina, So you're gonna be playing the JV Show.
You have nope game. It's your chance to win tickets
for outside Lands. This is kind of a big deal
all you gotta do. I'm sure you already know this
before anyone new to the JB Show. We're gonna asking
a four trivia questions. Just got to get three correct,
that's it, and the tickets are yours. Okay, all right,
let's do it. Question number one, angels on horseback? Are

(34:19):
oysters that are served wrapped in? What?

Speaker 12 (34:25):
Oh my god, I've never heard of this before.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Me neither. But think about foods that are wrapped in
something else? What are they usually wrapped in?

Speaker 16 (34:33):
I'm going with bacon?

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yes, there you go? Oh god, aw are correct? Has
anybody tried that before?

Speaker 13 (34:41):
Serena?

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Jess? Oh, Jess, you like oysters? That sounds pretty good.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
I do, and I like bacon, so that sounds like
a good combination.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
I'm not mad as, but maybe the oyster should be fried?

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yes, and maybe just take the oyster off and.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Just the bacon and then just the bacon. Yes, all right.
Question number two, the Axis and the Allies were the
names given to the two sides in what war? We
were rooting for the Allies because we were part of them?

Speaker 17 (35:13):
Tom the Civil War, super wars, the North versus the South,
Access and Allies were it was World War Two?

Speaker 1 (35:24):
We were the Allies.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yeah, all right. Here's question number three, And what ocean
would you find the island of Tahiti?

Speaker 13 (35:36):
Oh god, you guys are asking really hard on.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Come on, Tahiti is a tropical island. It's out there
in the Yeah.

Speaker 18 (35:43):
What ocean, Atlantic Oceans, the Pacific, Pacific, the South Pacific.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
All right, Question number four it see if you can
finish on a strong note, you're going you you got
this one. Question four. Wrigley Field is home to what
Major League baseball team?

Speaker 2 (36:09):
That is the Leak Field.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
It's an iconic ballpark. Ye there, Yes, strong.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Finish, but you still didn't win.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
They got a little rough there in the middle.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Yeah, because you missed more than one. But you were
you fo. We appreciate you being on and playing. I'll
tell you what, don't don't hang up yet, Dina. We
hope you have an amazing weekend. But Jess is going
to talk to you for a second the next room.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Hang on, try to bully some tickets out of your Ye.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Doesn't work with me, Sive. Actually that's why it works.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
You're scared, Dina.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Hang on. Grahama got some shout out.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
We do buckle up a lot of people. My DMS
go and says, hey, Graham, Selena and Jess, we absolutely
love you guys. Today is my son Connor james sixth birthday.
And we would love This is actually a blated shot
up cause I missed it was supposed to be yesterday,
and we'd love a birthday shout out from y'all and
some extra who gives a fart. Connor James is our outgoing, smart, funny, sweet,
magical boy and mommy daddy Aiden love you so much.
Happy birthday, Sunshine, so happy, happy belated birthday, Connor James,

(37:15):
who is the fark apoulogies? I missed that one yesterday?
Another one here. Mommy's sliding into your DM's gram. I
assume that's how she's saying that. Can you wish my
baby boy, my youngest are very happy twenty first birthday.
He was born four four four. His name is Josh.
He's been listening to JV Show since he was in
Mabelle and now he's in his third year at sax State.

(37:36):
I just wanted to know how proud of him I
am and how much I love him. And that is
from his mommy, Lily. So happy birthday there to Josh
twenty first birthday, sax State hitting the bars tonight, Hey Graham,
is it possible to give my daughter a happy birthday
shout out? She's ten today and her name is Mariella.
She's doing her thing with dance, going to San Diego
for a competition this weekend, and her family is so

(37:57):
proud of her. And that's for Mom Caitlyn. Happy birthday, Maria.
Please wish my son Ryan happy birthdays, turning eighteen on
April fifth. That's tomorrow, entering adulthood. Love mom and sister
Sarah Sarah, Happy birthday, Ryan. Hey grandmom, Here in your DMS.
Friday is my daughter Delilah's ninth birthday. Could you please
give her birthday shout out? Please tell her she's the
best daughter and little sister in the world. And she's

(38:17):
gonna have the best weekend with the baby mini goats
at school and train Town with her friends, and we
love her to the moon. Love Mormy and family, have
fun of train Town. I love that place. Happy ninth birthdays,
Daughter in your DM's daughter in your DMS. I might
need to check your ID. Can you give my mama
a shout out for her birthday or birthdays on the fifth?
So can you give a shot out on the fourth
that's today? If this makes it on air, I want

(38:39):
to say, happy birthday, Mama. We love you so much.
That's from Abigail ya ya and Pops or Pops, I guess,
Happy birthday, Mom, birthday another one, Hey Graham, Daddy here
in your DMS, can you please give a shout out
to my twin babies, Bella and Nate on their fifteenth
birthday listening guys every single day on the way to school.
That's Fromdad Nelson. Happy birthday, twins day. Hey Graham, if
you do birthday messages. My wife's birthday Saturday, and she's
been listening to the show for a decade now. Rachel

(39:02):
Annoy said happy. Jav said happy birthday years ago and
she liked it very much. Thanks, And that's from Christopher,
so happy happy birthday, Rachel, Happy birthday. Sure if you
please wish my son Mariano a happy seventh birthday. We
love him so much and always proud of him. Love
his sister's mom and dad. Happy birthday, Marion far Good morning, grab.
Can you get my daughter a who gives a our
birthday shout out? Happy eighth birthday, Elena. Hope you have

(39:23):
a special day and hope it's a home run filled
with fun and love. We love you to the moon
and back. Love Mom, Dad, ari Aj and lady and
one more here. Good morning. This is a special birthday
shout out for our Skibbity boy Andy. Happy seventh birthday,
Andy Bear from Mom, dad, and sister. We love you
so much. Hope your day is filled with all your
favorite things. Happy birthday, Skibby Bear. Hey the JV Show

(39:43):
on Wild ninety four nine?

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Do you remember it's tybo? I do jess? Do you
know what that is? I don't know what that is?
Tibo like both type?

Speaker 11 (39:54):
What? No?

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Tybo?

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Tybo? Did they kick it like tybo?

Speaker 5 (39:58):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (39:58):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
I don't know who that is?

Speaker 11 (40:00):
Was it not?

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Something like it's should we let it work it out
and tell her?

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Tell us tell us about in that series and we'll
tell you.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
We'll tell you if they're right or not. Is it
a kicker?

Speaker 2 (40:13):
No, type of pasta? Maybe kicking it like Paul, kicking it.

Speaker 9 (40:19):
Like m.

Speaker 17 (40:22):
T Bow?

Speaker 3 (40:22):
No?

Speaker 2 (40:26):
What is it? Imo? Is it like some sort of medicine? No? Great,
this is great.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
It's a shoe brand, jazz shoe brand. Come on.

Speaker 6 (40:41):
A name, jes from Gilroy.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
I have a joke for you. Okay, what kind of
dog has a small bladder?

Speaker 2 (40:49):
A poodle.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Thank you for that. I love the jokes, random jokes
on a Friday. Keep them coming, Jesse. You can google
what typo actually is, Okay, Ive.

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Got It's all the stuff you need to know what's
hot in music, movies, shows, and the most talked about stories.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Are there a lot of people listening the probably don't
know what tybo is.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Jess.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
We'll look it up and she can.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
She can report back to all right, So Kim Kay
reportedly reached out to Biyanka. Now, in case you missed it,
Kanye has confirmed that Bianca left him. He even has
a song pleading for her to come back. Didn't say
it was good, by the way, that I don't. I
don't think that was the final version of the song.
We would we would have found out for sures, you know, yesterday,

(41:40):
because the album was supposed to drop yesterday, but it
is nowhere in sight. By the way, there's also a
song on the album called Free Diddy God, So there's that. Anyways,
Bianca left Kanye, and there's reports now this morning that
Kim reached out to her as soon as she heard
the news, just trying to show support and let her
know that She's there if she ever needs somebody to
talk to you, because she is the only person who

(42:03):
can truly relate to what Bianca went through with Kanye.
And you know what happened, what Bianca left her on Red.

Speaker 8 (42:12):
That means she's still with him, you think so, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
I think so. Or she's going to get back with him, yeah.
Or she's just like processing everything and she's not writy
to talk to somebody. I mean, I don't imagine them
having like I don't imagine Bianca and him having a
close relationship now, So maybe she's like, what does this be?

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Want shouldn't shouldn't she? I don't that she is the
one person that understands what she's going through.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Maybe just too soon, maybe the timing just ain't right.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
This just happened, but it would be awkward to talk
to that person, like, here's my best resource, but it's
also someone I don't want to talk to, and also
somebody that she has a probably very jaded view about
because she's getting all the stories from Kanye's side of
things right right, so she may just flat out not
trust her, not like her. Whatever.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Very true. Jess, did you find out what Tibo is?

Speaker 11 (43:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:04):
A body fitness system.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Yeah, it was like a workout video, a lot of
case punches, a sensation. Everybody was doing tibo.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
I ever heard of it?

Speaker 1 (43:14):
All?

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Right? Hailey Bieber is considering selling her makeup brand. Apparently
Haley has tapped investment bankers to find a buyer for
her cosmetic brand, you know, Road, that she launched back
in twenty twenty two. Here's where I'm confused, because these
reports are saying the sale could be worth more than
a billion dollars. Like who A lot of people? They do?

Speaker 8 (43:35):
If you go on TikTok, so many people have Road,
the skincare and then.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
The lip glosses. At least from what I've seen, a
billion dollars a billion that's a lot. Okay, I thought
that was a little much. What if you're saying it's
really popular on TikTok, then I guess maybe it makes
a little bit more sense. Grand Before you get to
your stories a talkback, Hey Davy show, this is Baby
from Daily City, Happy Giants Opening Day.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
This question is actually for Graham and Jess.

Speaker 13 (44:05):
Where are you guys going.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Let's take a shot. Let's freaking party.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Bye y.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Yes, your happy opening day. Everybody today is the day
Giants home opener, one of the most fun days to
be in San Francisco. Even if you are not going
to the game, just be at the bars adjacent to
the ballpark till Oracle Park, because you're gonna have a
lot of fun. Now to answer that talkback, where are
we going to? Jess did not wear any giant scared today.

(44:35):
She wore bright pant pants and is apparently opted out.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Yeah, I didn't think Graham was serious about like this
every year, every year, every year he's at the bar.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Now, Selena, you have also opted.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
Out this giant stuff today he is. I told you
I'm not a good way, was daddy. I work out Monday, Wednesday, Friday.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Of all the Fridays, this is the wednes and I
make Selene about this every year. I even said during
the last song, I was like, Sleining, you know, this
is like the ninth year in a row that I
told you should come out opening day. And then she said,
well next year, I was gonna.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
What were your excuses before? I think I just didn't
want to go tired, Yeah you can't.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
I have to go pick my kids.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Yeah, doctor's appointment, all the excuses in the world.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
And to answer that talkback, I believe I'll be going
to Momo's today. So it's never been right across the
street from the ballpark. And I actually saw a news
report last night that Momos got broken into two nights
ago and somebody vandalized all their audio video equipment, like
the closet that houses all the stuff that controls are
because they have TVs everywhere to show the game and

(45:42):
somebody ripped it all out in apart so none of
the TVs and none of their sounds.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
So the rival bar is going to be showing.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
The game, except the fact that the guy that broke
in and did it when police got through whatever, he
was asleep in there. So oh, I don't know if
he had a couple of I don't know if he
did some vandalism, had a couple drink drinks or in
what order made that happen, and then fell asleep and
then that person has been busted. But Momos, the good
news is, and if you're going there today, they have
the outdoor patio. It's a great spot to grab a

(46:10):
drink before any Giants game. But today, of all days,
is the day to be out there. And the weathers
can be nice. But they said they were going to
work round the clock to make all the repairs, and
they will be open this morning at ten am, so
I'll be sliding over there at about ten oh five,
probably maybe nine fifty five. I'd like to be the
first one in the door again. Opening day to day

(46:30):
it's Giants Mariners. Gates open at the at Oracle Park
at eleven thirty five. But like I said, you're going
to want to be across the street for a long
time and then head into the game first pitch one
thirty five. New San Francisco Mayor Daniel Lurry, he's gonna
be throwing out the ceremonial first pitch today. And there's
a lot of excitement about the Giants this season. Off
to a five and one start, you guys, which is great.

(46:51):
They just swept the Astros in the last series and
hopefully they can handle the Mariners here. This is the
first year that the Giants are under new team leadership
of Buster Posey, fan favorite is the general manager of
the team to share, so we'll see how he does.
But so far, lots to be ucite excited about. Happy opening.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Everybody, all right, thank you Graham.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
The JV Show on Wild ninety four.

Speaker 15 (47:14):
Nine, Good Morning JV Show. This is Nancy Graham. I
slid in your DMS and it was forgotten, but I
wanted to wish my daughter Cammy a happy seventeenth birthday
from all of us. We love you so much. Can't
wait to celebrate you tonight. Love Mom, Dad, Kaylin, Cason, Kaylee,
and Kevin.

Speaker 9 (47:35):
Love you.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Happy birthday. Well you can. I just say in my defense,
you guys, I have so so many birthday shots. I
know so many of them. I throw in so many,
but our show would get eaten up by all them.
I'm sorry if I cannot squeeze them all in. And
a lot of people still despite numerous warnings from me,
could you get him in? And I'm not calling Nancy
out because she did probably slide in yesterday, but people

(47:57):
are currently sliding in like while I'm doing them live.
I can't I apologize if I don't see those ones
in time. I can't. I can't be like, can I
just say doing the show and doing social media at
the same.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Time, because your entire inbox is shout out to this point,
it's hard to keep track of them. Some of them
do slip through the cracks. The easiest way is to
leave a talk back just like that one.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
But then we can't all play all those either. There's
no perfect way. I'm doing my best. I'm just the
human being, you guys. But now that we're here, I
got some more shout outs to do. Can you please
greet my son Adriana happy? It is thirteenth birthdays, now
officially a teenager. We'll listening you guys every morning the
way to school. Thanks, and that is from Maureen, Mom
and your dms. Please wish my daughter Julissa a happy
tenth birthday and a big who gives a fire who
gives my son's birthdays today? Sorry for sending this so late. Yes,

(48:38):
we were on the ear at the time. It's okay,
his birthday today. We want to make sure he has
an extra special morning. Happy eleventh birthday, ate it, birthday,
ate it. I hope you have a wonderful day. Celebraty
with you and your family and friends this evening. You're
such a generous, carrying person. We love watching you grow.
That's from Mama, Papa, Aaron, and Nico. And let me
just you know, keep on keep on checking here keep
on checking here. Oh another one. I hope you're having

(48:59):
a good Friday so far. I just wanted to see
if you get my son Jeremiah birthday shot out. He's
turning fifteen today. We're very proud of the young man
you are. Keep up the good work, kids, So happy birthday, Jeremiah.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Happy birthday. Everyone's celebrating. Have a great weekend, Graham. What
else you want to talk about here?

Speaker 1 (49:12):
I want to talk about san Quentin, you guys, because
san Quentin is getting a glow up or maybe like
a yeah, major sort of. I think they're rebranding because
san Quentin, we know, obviously one of the tightest prisons
in the nation, but there.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
They want like to boost tourism or something.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
I think they do. Listen to this. They're about to
spend two hundred and thirty nine million dollars to turn
san Quentin into a Scandinavian inspired rehab center.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Old on, what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (49:38):
They have hired a Danish firm, a Danish architecture firm
that has has a track record of creating more inviting
spaces and spaces that are less kind.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Of like redecorate furniture.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Yeah, and I think just a bunch of Ikea furniture.
You know, den Mark's over there by Sweden, and yeah,
they're going to be serving Swedish balls and everything. It's
gonna be great. Look, I guess san Quentin is maybe
turning away from being a maximum security and that and
those types of inmates are going other places because they're
gonna change things to a more medium level security. And

(50:15):
construction is already underway. They're gonna have three new buildings.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
Now.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Listen to this now, and probably because the new design
they say again, this is san Quentin being redesigned by
a Danish architecture firm. By the way, if you've never
you've never been by San Quentin. It's one of the
most gorgeous like spots in the city. I mean in Marin.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
It's never been.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
It's right on the water. It's got an incredible view
out to the bay, like no joke. It is like
if that was real estate for houses, it'd be some
of the most expensive real estate anywhere anyways. But the
prison is right there, so I guess they want to,
you know, spruce things up a bit. Now, listen to this,
and the new design is gonna have a farmer's market
there's gonna be classrooms, a podcast production studio, and of

(51:00):
them a cafe. Get yourself a cup of Joe on
your way to produce your own prisoner podcast after you
go to the farmer's market and pick pick up some
fresh turn ups. My god, Like, what are these dudes
doing at the farmer's market? Are they bringing the produce
back to their cells?

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Like?

Speaker 1 (51:14):
I have questions?

Speaker 2 (51:15):
I want to it? Are they the ones growing it?

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Maybe?

Speaker 11 (51:19):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (51:19):
What this sounds like a nice little community, dude.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
You know, the WiFi is going to be just lightning fans.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
But if they have better studio equipment than us, you know,
we have issues every morning.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Guaranteed their podcast studio is going to be better than ours. Like,
how do you guys feel about the new rebrand of
san Quentin. I'm curious to see if they just change
the name too, because san Quentin has such kind of
like a negative aggressive ponnotation.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Yeah, they got to rebrand the name. I guess I'm
here for it. I mean, don't these people they deserve
to be rehabilitated. I think, depending on the crime agreed, right,
but just then they I mean, there's there are still
human beings, yes, pickleball included because everyone needs the hobby,

(52:01):
you know, and I feel like a lot of this
stuff the podcast production studio, for example, and it could
be productive for them learn new skills so when they
get out they have, you know, a skill set something
they might want to get into.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
But this sounds nice to them. My kids school, you know,
like about your kid's school, Like, wouldn't you rather his
money go to that? Two hundred and thirty nine million
dollars is a lot.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
That's a lot of money for a.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Prison rebrand and then they can have like a launch
party with like DJ quattle service, you know, like check out. Yeah,
I mean I have questions, but I guess this could
be obviously, if the goal is to rehabilitate, this would
be a much like you said, Selene, a much better
environment for that. But yeah, we need to work on

(52:40):
a new name san Quentin, isn't it. It needs to
be one of those like weird IKEA names where it
just doesn't make sense and it's like something totally named
totally different, even though I get it denmarket Swede in
different countries, but whatever. I did see another san Quentin
story this week, and maybe this is part of sort
of the transition to a more rehab focused space.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Because in their soft era, they are going in.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Their soft area because the they have a puppy training
program there. I guess they've had it for the last
couple of years. And I saw a story about two
of the inmates there that were reunited with a couple
of the puppies that they had trained there. And this
program apparently is very successful. Other prisons have done it.
They say puppies trained in prison programs more likely to

(53:25):
go on have a successful path to becoming a service dog,
which is an incredibly high mark for a trained dog
to become a service dog.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
So when they're starting out at San Quinz.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
And someone are starting out in a program with inmates
training them at San Quentin as puppies, would you guys
want a dog that's been trained in the clink?

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Ooh?

Speaker 1 (53:42):
I feel like choice. I feel like the dogs just
gonna be fashioning some kind of shank the entire time,
and the second and the second that I'm in the shower,
it's gonna you know, right in.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
The kidneys, and then sell them on the black market.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Yeah, as anyone done at the farmer's market where San
Quentin I'll pass. It was a sweet story though. I
thought it was very cool it this that program. But apparently, Yeah,
the training.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Puppies, they are really just turning everything around. What are
living life?

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Yeah, the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, I
was just looking at the today's chug Wheel feature.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Yeah, Graham stops.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
It's not good you guys, there's no way to sugar.
This is gonna be better.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
All right. It's Waldney for nine and the JV Show.
I'm Selena, I'm Graham, and I'm before we get to
Chug Wheel and we have eighties tickets to give away.
We've been talking about San Quentin getting a glow up
Do you to be getting a podcast studio?

Speaker 1 (54:37):
The Farmers Market Show.

Speaker 19 (54:38):
Just wanted to comment on the San Quentin upgrade they're getting.
It's interesting how they're getting a new podcast studio. They
actually already produced some podcasts from that prison, one called
the Prison Podcast and the other called Ear Hustle Take
a listen if you had a chance.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Wow, I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Yeah. There were actually a few people that left talkbacks.
Thank you guys for leaving. Those that said the same
thing said those podcasts are really good.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Interesting I kind of want to check them out. All right, Well,
let's go to the phones. Well day for nine.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Who's this?

Speaker 17 (55:14):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Donna? How you doing?

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Happy Friday?

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Happy Friday?

Speaker 2 (55:18):
All right, so you got tickets for AT's Congratulations more Collar.

Speaker 17 (55:24):
This week this week?

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Right on? Yeah, I know.

Speaker 8 (55:30):
You get to check them out at SAP Center in
San Jose, August second, concret.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Now, along with that, we're also going to be giving
you a JV Show Chug Mug because we're gonna make
you stick around to play our Chug Wheel game, which
is a lot of fun for you know, it's bad
for us because what usually happens is one of us
has to chug something really disgusting for anyone who is
not familiar with this game. We sent Jess out to
the streets and she asked a random person eight questions.

(55:57):
We're going to go through each question one by one.
We're gonna stop down and Donna, if you can guess
what you think? That person on the street said, like,
if you can guess their answer, you get a point,
you get four points, you win, And that means one
of us we're gonna draw names. One of us is
gonna have to spin the chug wheel and do some
chug and Graham, what's on the chug wheel?

Speaker 1 (56:15):
All right? On this morning's chug wheel, we have as
you And actually there was a one of our French
speaking listeners was very upset with how we say a you.
It's Oju. I'm sorry, Oju. We have lemon juice, sour
kraut juice, we have the soup du jour. And I
just checked with the JV show chef and this morning's
soup is a cream of asparagus. He said he recommends.

(56:37):
It's not his favorite seat, but he recommends. We have
pain is good hot sauce that sounds painful. We have
a safe space on the wheel called Dealer's Choice. You
hit that one. You can pick whatever you want to
chug from. And then this morning's featured item is tuna juice.
And I did bring my cano. Then I brought my
can opener.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
This morning disgusting ground.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
It's good. I did bring my can opener.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
So we're ready for that, Donna? Are you ready?

Speaker 6 (57:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Yes, yes?

Speaker 2 (57:02):
All right, let's see who just talked to?

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Ryan and from San Francisco.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Ryan out of San Francisco. All right, Donna, here's question
number one. Listen closely.

Speaker 8 (57:11):
Do you think TikTok will actually get banned on Saturday?

Speaker 2 (57:14):
What do you think? Ryan said? Donna?

Speaker 1 (57:16):
No, no, all right, you know what? Easy one there,
easy one, yeah, one for act. This is not good,
not starting off good. Let's go to the next question.

Speaker 8 (57:26):
Could you talk to someone on a dating app without
seeing their pictures?

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Donna? What do you think Ryan said? Could he date
it without seeing their pictures?

Speaker 2 (57:34):
He said?

Speaker 1 (57:35):
No?

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Okay, no, another point for Donna. This is going lovely?

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Not good? Not good? All right?

Speaker 8 (57:40):
Next question, fill in the blank with the first word
that comes to mind.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Blank ticket, blank ticket. What do you think he said?

Speaker 13 (57:49):
Parking ticket?

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Golden Oh, he said.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
I gotta golden ticket.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
All right, we're all looking at you.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
I'm like, well, Charlie and the chocolate factory.

Speaker 6 (58:02):
Sorry, al right.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Next question it's.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
The Giants home opener.

Speaker 8 (58:04):
Can you name one player currently on their roster?

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Donna? Do you think Ryan could name one player on
the Giants roster?

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Oh yes, Matt Chapman, Matt Chapman, he got it. And Donna,
to your point, Buster Posey is not on the Giants.
He's not on the team. He's the GM.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Now, how many points is Donna house.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
She's got three. She just needs one more correct out
of the remaining four questions. So someone, will it everly
be chugging this morning unless you get them all wrong?

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Okay, let's go to the next question.

Speaker 8 (58:36):
Do you have to give up one for an entire year?
Which is it coffee, your phone or social media?

Speaker 2 (58:43):
What do you think you said?

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Coffee?

Speaker 2 (58:47):
What way to Ryan in disguise? Like you're Ryan? You
are Ryan?

Speaker 1 (58:53):
That was way too easy. I blame Jese, I blame Justine.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
All right, Donna, you got your eighties tickets, you got
your chugmu congratulations to you.

Speaker 11 (59:03):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
You're welcome. Hang on, Okay, ready for Jess's drawing me.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Shake it up, shake them up in there?

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Ready?

Speaker 1 (59:14):
That was two guys. We got to rework this game.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
I hate this game. Okay, wait, my heart is actually
puny us.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
What God, A.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Huge way in my heart? Oh my god, I forgot
my hand open this morning.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Funny story. I thought I must have dropped it somewhere.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Okay, that case scenario. I think there's one in the kitchen.
I'll go, I'll go find you. All right, guys, don't
go anywhere because next Graham is spinning the chug wheel.

Speaker 1 (59:47):

Speaker 2 (59:50):
All right, Graham, how are you feeling not good? It's
supposed to be a Friday.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
There's zero Friday this morning. It feels like it will
be a Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
I got a flood of Friday vibe.

Speaker 8 (59:58):
Yeah, Graham, can we remind mind you that you created
this game.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
I wasn't there for that meeting. I don't remember that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Things all on the chug wheel.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
That is literally all your fault, objection hearsay, We don't know,
all right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Also, we are live jab Morning Show on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Hurt Hey everybody, Hey, everybody on Instagram. All right on
this morning's a chug wheel which I am now apparently
going to spin and have to chug something from because
I don't know why this game is stupid. We have
lemon juice, souer kraut juice. We have the soup du jour,
which of course is the soup of the day this morning,
scream of asparagus. We have a dealer's choice space, which
is what I'm hoping for a lands there you get

(01:00:34):
to pick whatever you want to chug, although I don't
see many safe spaces on this wheel because the next
item up is something called pain is Good hot sauce,
which sounds painful and not good. And then we have
a tuna juice, which is this morning's featured item on
the wheel. And I did bring a can opener for
that very purpose. And then we have some some oju sauce.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
A manifesting me too.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
I think I could chug some oju.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
All right, here we go, give it a spin, spin,
going for it. It's spinning, It's all right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Wheel is in motion, and it is coming to a
stop on the tuna juice.

Speaker 18 (01:01:09):
Dude, you have got to be kidding me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
So this is stupid. Whoever great this game to the idiots,
I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Wowway I can't bring the JV show on Wild ninety
four nine.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Oh my god, the look of disgust on Graham's face.
You did this to yourself, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
I know, I know. I feel like there's a bunch
of straight cats that are going to arrive. I just
I just used my can opener to get the first
can in there. Let's go to the next one.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
All right, Graham is filling up the chug mug with
tuna juice. We played our chug Wheel game. Yeah, shout
out to Donna who won.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
No, shout out to Johnna.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
I'm glad she won. Drew his name.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Opening the second can. These are the extra large cans.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
We're live on Instagram. JV Morning Show follow us. We're
live right now. You can check out Graham filling up.
I can hear it. Oh my god, smell smell just
went in there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Oh god, this is stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Oh my god. You're gonna be at opening day. You're
going to Momos right after the show. You're gonna be
burping up tuna juice.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
I'm not going now. I can't go hang out.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Yes, yes, straight, cats are gonna follow you around all day.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
God, it's all over my hands. You can't get that
smell off.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Does it remind you of anyone?

Speaker 8 (01:02:31):
No, Graham, the chugmn's not filled.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
What are you if you're gonna sit over here to
bake that because I've I've watered your things down before?
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Wouldn't you rather? Are you gonna go for it? Oh
my god, I'm gonna chug this because I'm not all right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
I don't back out of things.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
In Graham is chugging tuna juice. Oh my god, I
cannot believe. Oh my god, Oh my god, he's doing it.
He's going for no breaks.

Speaker 13 (01:03:02):
No, there's many.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Like I can smell it from here. How is it
I'm eating some of it?

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Hang on.

Speaker 8 (01:03:12):
If any listeners run into ground today, just know his
breath is going.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
To be a little stink.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Bring me a pack of gum for opening Daisy days.
I cannot almost very salty.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Are you going to get the grout?

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
When's the last the grouse? The gou No? I don't
think you get gout from tuna.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Juice, salt.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
It's a lot of protein, graham. Maybe just finish the rest,
eat it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
It's not good. It is not good. How do you
guys feel about well, yeah, you're telling me it's all
over me. How do you guys feel about a tuna
fish sandwich?

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
I like them. I don't like tuna at all, so
this would have been like the worst possible thing for me.
I could.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
I'll bring it back, I'll put it back.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
It's done.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
I like tuna sandwiches not anymore. That's it for me.
We have some talk packs there about the chug will
if you'd like to play those Graham.

Speaker 15 (01:04:05):
I could say that I'm laughing hysterically in traffic right
now because you were chuckling that you brought tuna juice
and now you might have to chug it anyways.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Good luck, thank you. Yes I did, and you did
it like a champ.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
That's not worth anything. I smell like a dead fish
right now in here.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
We got it. And what sucks like there's no windows
in here. It's just gonna be dud Fordrina and Gabby
and everybody else.

Speaker 12 (01:04:35):
Yeah, Friday, you guys. I had a feeling that it
was gonna be Graham. I really did, just because he
got his parents to come out here, and he got
his kids to have a babysitter, and he's gonna go
half front today. And I said, well, all the look
is not gonna be on his side. He's going to
chug that wheel and.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
He is going to chug Okay, bye, okay bye. Let
the record show my kids don't have a babysitter. I
don't even get to go to the game today, even
though I had a ticket. I don't get to sit
out there in the sun and enjoy Opening Day like
the rest of us, because I do have to get
back and pick up my kids from school because my
wife hasn't landed from her stupid business trip this week.

(01:05:15):
This is the worst. Why are you so mad because
I just drank a whole punch of tuna juice?

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
You did that to yourself, Brod, You created this game.

Speaker 13 (01:05:24):
Good Morning jav Show. It's Ricky from Santose. I'm watching
Instagram live right now and I know Graham needs to
drink some tuna but to make his day better. Those
arms are showing Graham. I can see the definition coming in.
Looking good, Bud.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Did I tell you?

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Thank you? I appreciate it. You know what that did
make my day better? And look at that. I got
some protein. I've been smashing the gym. Did you get
the muscles going?

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
It's actually just what you needed, some tuna juice right now. Yeah,
and we are still live.

Speaker 8 (01:05:51):
If you want to see Graham's arms, I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Go do some sush show get I'm popping to go
to Momo's today the JV Show on Wild ninety four.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Graham, how you holding up?

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Not good? I just took a bite of a Nature
Valley Biscuit almond cinnamon almond butterbar to try to get
the tuna taste out of my mouth.

Speaker 14 (01:06:08):
Oh, it's all the stuff you need to know what's
hot in music, movies, shows, and the most talked about
stories happening today in the bag.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
So Disney does not want another box office disaster, you guys. No,
White flopped so bad that they are putting another planned
live action remake on pause.

Speaker 10 (01:06:34):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
The plan was to have a live action remake of Tangled,
you know, the Rapunzel Yeah story. It was an active development.
They were already having pre production meetings with potential cast members.
Everything was underway, and the Disney pulled the plug because
they want to reevaluate things.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
What would you rather see Disney do going forward? Make
live action remakes of a story we already saw, or
come up with a whole new concept.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Whole new concept.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
I would too, And it doesn't matter if it's in
my mind, doesn't matter if it's live action or if
it's animated, Just to give me something, come up with
an original idea, like I think that's better than remaking
some of this stuff. Yes, I don't know, just some
of the live action remix like, haven't really done it
for me?

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Yeah, the original they've been really good, Like I don't.
I'm not. I don't mind the remakes. I do like
a lot of them. But if I me some examples
like Aladdin, I really liked Aladdin, didn't see it?

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Lion King? Was that any good?

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
And I didn't watch that?

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
That's kind of weird.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
That one looks stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Sorry, wow, shots fired. If you like the live action
Lion King, I don't know. I just like some of
those stories and the animated version is so iconic. Why
do we need to do why do we need to
do it again? Come up with an original idea?

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Agreed. Megan Fox and MGK are back living together. Oh
you know, they just had their little baby, and according
to US Weekly, MGK moved back into her place. No
romantic vibes, supposedly just co parenting vibes.

Speaker 14 (01:08:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
The source says that Megan is allowing MGK to be
there to spend time with their baby, but it's her house,
her rules, no funny business.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
What would you do in that situation, Selena, Because you've
been through it being a new a parent. I mean,
Meghan Foxes has other kids, but when you have a newborn.
New new born life is tough, it's hard. You need
all the help you can get. What would you do
in this scenario, You've got a guy who you are
not together with, and maybe things ended pretty rockily, you know,

(01:08:32):
not on good terms. Would you welcome the help and
have them stay with you for a little while? Just
because I don't know. I just remember, like when you've
got a newborn, it's like you're desperate for help.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
You'll take anything, as much as I would want the help,
I think. Look, I can be I can hold a
grudge me too. I'm glad you're I think i'd be like, Na,
you're not moving in here. They might stress you out
even more, that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
But it's also the dad.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Yeah, I'm not saying you can't see the baby, but
you're not living with me. Yeah, I would. I would
still appreciate you. I would still expect you to help.
But like, you don't have to live in my house.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
But you're waking up at all hours of the night.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
I guess you do have to live.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
It's like you sort of need to be there. When
you really want the help. Is that time at two
o'clock in the morning when you're exhausted. Can someone just
take the baby? It won't stop.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
Crying, you know, I guess it's really the only way
to make it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
You hate this person's gout or something. I don't envy that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Do we think they're going to get back to hooking up?

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Yep?

Speaker 8 (01:09:27):
Graham, Well this actually this is different from your initial prediction.
Remember last year we did some predictions for twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
Oh yeah, so you said that.

Speaker 8 (01:09:36):
There might be a backslide, but that they wouldn't get
back together.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Well that's what I just said. Yes, but you said, yes,
they start hooking up again.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
Oh, it's a backslide, but not back together.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
Then probably not. But that's a backslide, right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
I don't know if they're going to be hooking up
because she's got away, you know, the five or six weeks,
I forget which it is.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
But maybe by then she'll come to her senses, you know, Yeah,
and he'll have found like a bevy of six weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Yeah, you can't wait, let up that long, Graham, what
do you have?

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
All right, talk a little more baseball because I forgot
to mention earlier when we were talking about again the
Giant's home opener today, it's a very special opening day today.
It's the twenty fifth anniversary of opening day taking place
at Oracle Park. Twenty five years. The ballpark has now
been opened. Look, I'm only twenty seven and a half,
but I still remember when it first opened and when
there it was under construction, then when it first opened.

(01:10:24):
I mean, of course, from bedtime stories from my parents
when they, yeah, tucking me into my crib. Yeah, I
remember them. Tell me about that first pitch today one
thirty five. It's gonna be a really fun day. Nice weather,
great day to be out at the ballpark. If you're
going shout out to everybody it's going to the game today,
or just you know, going to pregame around the ballpark.
One of the most fun days in the city. Again,

(01:10:45):
first pitch, one thirty five. I do want to talk
about Dodgers player Freddy Freeman. He just went on the
injured list with an ankle injury, and you probably wouldn't
guess how because he did it in the shower.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
Oh wait, what was he doing?

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
He says, it's a quote shower mishap, that's what they're
calling it. But he hasn't been able to play. He's
got a right angle right ankle injury. Excuse me, right
angles right ankle injury. A ten day injured, ten day
trip to the injured list. He says he slipped in
the shower at his home. Are you buying that excuse
for how you sprained his ankle because most guys do

(01:11:18):
it on a dirt bike.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
Or something something he wasn't supposed to be doing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
And then they say, no, did I slipped in the shower?
I felt yeah, no, no love loss. So we're not
feeling bad for the Dodgers. They started the season eight
and oh, by the way, a franchise best of all time,
and Giants are five and one.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Right there, let's go, and you're going to be at
Momo's pregaming I think so. Just follow this, Yeah, just
follow your notes.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
Follow your nose to the giant cloud of tuna juice,
because if you missed it earlier, I spun, I had
to spend the chug wheel and I had to chug
tuna juice this morning's featured item on the wheel.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Make sure you're following JV Morning Show and Instagram. Guys,
were gonna we are gonna have that video later today.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Our studio still smells like tuna. Yeah, a little stinky
it's like attracting all the dogs that people bring into
the office. They keep running anything.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
I know we've had two office dogs running there, start
sniffing around. Yeah, there's a little bit of tuna juice
in the carpet because somebody invented a game called the
jug well and then I had to jug tuna juice
was disgusting. All right, morning guys, it's Angie.

Speaker 16 (01:12:25):
Happy opening day. Hey Graham, I'm sorry about the tuna
burps later because that's gonna be gross. But also, hey,
you know how you play Bang Bang Niner Gang every
time we talk about the Niners. Well, what's your snippet
going to be for the Giants? Since you know we're
just gonna keep winning and we might go to the
World Series.

Speaker 10 (01:12:45):
I think you need to come up with one.

Speaker 16 (01:12:48):
Let's see orange, Black and Orange or the new Lusso song.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Oh, we gotta come up with something that's a good
point because we do always drop the banner gas during
nine season and not it's just iconic. But yeah, what
do we play for the Giants? The only my only
option right now is like mouth watering doesn't work. I
do like it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Yeah, we got to think of that Hey, any suggestions,
we're open to it. Okay, grant, what do you have?

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
All right, what do you guys think about emotional support tigers?
Because tigers, no big food, no potentially mean ones. That's
exactly the issue at hand. Authorities in Nevada seized seven
tigers from a property there and the man is claiming
his name is Carl Mitchell. He is the owner of
Big Cats Entertainment, and he is claiming that these are

(01:13:34):
his emotional support animals. Authorities are saying he had these
animals without a license and you can't do that. No
permits for these cats, and so they have been confiscated
because there's a potential for a threat to the general
public should one of them get out. Yes, again, he
is maintaining these are his emotional support animals, and these

(01:13:55):
are what's interesting is he says these tigers. Six of
the tigers rescued from exotics place. They used to be
owned by Joe Exotic before he went to prison. So
he is rescued these animals and created an incredible bond
with them, and there's his emotional support tigers. And he
is devastated and very very pissed that they were taken
away from him, and then he says, flown you know,

(01:14:16):
across the country to some other you know, habitat sanctuary
where they can be, and he wants them back. Are
you with this guy? He did get into a scuffle
with officers, so let's just so let's focus on that.
But are you with this guy? Should he be allowed
to have his emotional support tigers? No?

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
He's bonded with them, just like a dog or Jess
with their cat.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
I know, but these are animals that belong in is
there wild out in nature. They're not meant to be
in your backyard long.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
They can't survive out in the wild.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
That's why the sanctuary fine, because it gives them somewhat
of a feel of being, you know, out They don't
belong in.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
This guy, I don't think he had him in the
den at his house, you know, just roaming around. I
think he probably had an enclosure and cages and things
for them. They're they're huge, they're huge. Well, what is
it sanctuary? I said, Well, I watched tiger King. That's
just a glorified large.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Yeah, at least is bigger.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
I felt bad for all those animals.

Speaker 8 (01:15:12):
That are maybe put them in a sanctuary and give
them a visitation rates.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
Although how cute would it be to have a little
baby tiger that you were watching videos and like drinking
from bottles and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
I want to do that, I mean even having a look. Again,
you're not do not own these majestic creatures. They belong
out in the wild. And if you do have one,
please secure the proper licensing and permits to do so,
and make sure that they have the most badass house
habitat thing ever so they think they're still in the wild.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
Wallpaper, you got to have a lot of acres look
like a jungle.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Oh yeah, I just put that on the the wall. Selene.
Imagine having a tiger that truly loved you, a full
grown one that was excited.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
So big tiger it turns on you, I know, but
what if it never does?

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
But what if it does?

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
That is not a risk I'm willing to take. I'm
still technically your dog one day.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
That's true. Your dog can That happens all the time.
There are thousands of incidents of that every single year.
So your dog can turn on you, and so can
your tiger. Now, the problem with the tiger is a
weighs seven hundred and fifty pounds or something.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
Your life is gone.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Take you out a lot easier to ruin.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
This just happened this week in Egypt. A circus performer.
Did you guys see this? There's this was on video.
I don't know why he decided to stick his hand
or his arm in the cage.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
Oh, you don't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Immediately attacked by the tiger that was in there, who's
normally like like friendly, like this is a performing tiger,
you know what I mean. But it had a hold
on his arm, and everyone's coming and they're like trying
to get him to release it. When he finally does,
he's all like mangled and stuff. Gets to the hospital.
It was so bad. They just had to amputate it,
like he lost his arm.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
But I can't understand that. I want it. They're so key,
I want to pet it, and then you reach your
arm off uses it. But you create an.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Emotional bond, you know, and then they grow up Curry
bonds with your kids too, and they turn on you
all the time. That's a good point. That's why I'm
not gonna trust anyone.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, Good morning.

Speaker 6 (01:17:15):
Guys, it's Jenny from Conquered. I was wondering if you
could help me wish my nephew a happy early test birthday.
Tomorrow says birthday, and I just want him to feel
so special because he is. Happy Birthday, Junior, Tia Douglas
and all of our kiddies love you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
Have a good day, baby, Happy birthday. The ft Oh,
that's a good, great point.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
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