February 11, 2025 • 14 mins
On today's episode we talk about puffing and shower parties!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wild thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Here we go, and I'm Graham, No, Jess's probably back
in the bathroom not again.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Can we assume maybe an IBS diagnosis. I don't want
to joke about IBS.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Because something very serious thing it is.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
The last time we made it earble bal syndrome joke,
people like called into the show like very upset. How
dare we, you know, make jokes about your not.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
A laughing matter, But like Jess, come on, we're at work.
We got a podcast to record, right seriously, And I'm
I'm gonna let's see if she makes it in here
at all during this Should we just get to it?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Then?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I want to talk about women puffing their downstairs.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I don't even know. I don't even I've got questions
and jokes. I don't even know where to start.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Literally the first line puffing the first line of this article.
Women are getting their LOBBYA.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Puffed LOBBYA it's the laby puffed. Sorry, you just say
their lobby. I'm gonna be waiting in the lobbya someone
I'll be down in the lobby. Can someone get over here? Oh?
Just join us? Why do I hear the toilet flush?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Tell me out come in the studio ones. You guys
already start recording.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I don't know what you're talking about. I just heard
the toilet flush. You can't deny that.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
You already cameras there already told you.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah that bathrooms, Mike.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I have to report you guys to hr all right, just.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
To get you caught up to speed. Selena said that
women are puffing their lobbyers. I don't even know what
do you see?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
What's wrong with that? Puffing?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeahah, puffing their lobbyas puffing them?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I know that is which part? Don't do? You not
know what it is? How do you puff them? But
you know what a lobbya is?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Are you talking about las?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yes, that's the first question. What the hell is a labia?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Anyways, It's it's like I hate saying this word when
we're talking about the answer.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
It's like the it's like the lips, Like I hate
calling it that.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I feel like, I know, I feel like that ask
like making me cringe over and I don't cringe often.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It's funny when you have to explain it. But like, also, like,
aren't there like a couple of sets, you.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Know, the menora and yeah, there's the manora and the MAJORA.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
So when you say that, you're just referring to all
of them.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, but I guess right now, I'm more talking about
the MAJORA.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I suppose. So what is the puffying part?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
That is people getting either filler or fat transfer are
you to restore plumpness? And doctors are saying this is
like highen demand from a lot of ladies that it's
going to be as much of a household.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Are you sing like boob jobs?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
This goes contrary to what I thought was happening. I
thought ladies were right. I thought there was like a
level of embarrassment when there was too much of the
sandwich hanging out and they're like, I gotta get that
taken back.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I was like the old that was like the olden days, Graham,
because they were embracing the listening to uh, you know
to ladies like Sexy Red and Ice Spice and Young
Miami who talk about having, you know, wearing shorts and
showing their cooochie print, like like they.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
This is the thing we're taking pride in our bodies.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
But like, but yeah, we're like really, like, so, how
would you feel if guys started injecting their nuts like
we want to show that, like we got the biggest sect.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I just feel like that's gross.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
But why it's the same, the same logic. I want
bigger nuts, and I want like and I want like,
when I'm walking around my gym shorts everyone to see
I got a big old sack of swingers down there,
just like some just big old nuts in that the
same thing, right, And guys, we're taking.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Ti more gross does because they're already gross to begin with.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
But it's but it's the same logic. We don't want
to be shamed for our nut sacks. We're proud of them.
We want them bigger. I want a couple of grapefruits.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I mean, yeah, guys could go in and do that
if they wanted to. I guess there.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
They don't know way they would because I'm sure, I
mean they complain about a time.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
You guys don't care anything.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
We'd be fine if a needle hit or test titles.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
No, you wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I figure out how to pronounce them differently. You butchered
the lobbya the test tycles. Yeah, no, yeah, I don't
want a needle anywhere near the anywhere near the jewels there.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, according to this doctor out of the UK.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Maybe a puffing is often desired by women looking to
regain a youthful, fuller appearance due to age, weight loss,
or child borrow.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Are they bigger when you're younger?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
But see, I guess us when you puff them, like
there's less wrinkles maybe or.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Maybe less sag. Do those start to sag?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Don't look at me when you ask that question. How
do I know?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I don't know. I feel like you've been with more women.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I feel like, you know, I'm not out there hooking
up a bunch of grannies.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Instead of like sag, they just like wrinkle up like
shrivel up.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Oh, it's like a like as Yeah, it's just like
two raisins, one on either side. They a couple of
drive up. Yeah, I don't. I mean, I'm sure the internet.
I'm sure you could do a quick google image shirt
pictures of some old ones to see what happens to him.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Rather not, I would not like to do that.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Okay, And now, like botox is only a temporary thing,
so do you have to constantly go back and like
get your lobbya and Jackie.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, this isn't botox is filler, but yeah, filler also
dissolves over times you would have to you'd have to
go back. Maybe this is kind of this will help
us out a little bit. A forty two year old
woman said that she underwent this procedure because her vagina
was looking like a very old, worn out gym sock.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
That's a direct quote. Are you so?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I thought we're all. I thought the movement was body
positivity and pumping yourself up. And she's like, damn, this
thing looks like a looks like a worn out gym
sock other people.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
But I feel like you should be allowed to talk
down yourself.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
No, you want to be building your own self esteem up.
Mine is beautiful. The mantra you should be saying, well,
you're going to.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Be critical of anyone. I feel like you should be
allowed to be critical of yourself. I never understood that. Like,
if I'm going to body shame myself, who are you
to be upset?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah? Like we're allowed to not like things about her?
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
That's a bad habit. You should be building yourself up.
That's just we should outlook, build your own We ain't confident,
we're not there yet. And self esteem. Let me ask
this because as women get lip injections not right on
their face, you know, they fill them up, and then
as it starts, the filler dissolves or what ever. Then
(07:00):
they got to go and but now they're stretched out
of it. Now they got to go slightly bigger to
get full filled. And then the year after that slightly
bigger and they get bigger. And this is at least
what I see on reality TV. And pretty soon it
was like, holy what did what did you do to
your mouth? You know? Can you close your mouth on
a straw anymore? I don't know, Like you're is the
same thing going to happen there? And then your lobby
(07:21):
is just gonna get filled up each year that I.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Wonder if that is actually a real thing that you
have to get bigger.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
And bigger or is that just them? I think it's just.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Coming blind to it and thinking like body dysmorphia in
a sense, because people can get filler dissolved and they
don't have like saggy lips on their face.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I would bet though, that there's got to be some
repercussion for that, right, because your body's adapted to be
more so. It's like when you stop working out, you
have big muscles and then all of a sudden, you don't.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
That's why people have what is that term, like a
pillow paste. That's how people get pillow face because they
say that the filler never actually leaves your body, It
just migrates to other places. So then that's why you
see people with like huge cheekbones and they keep getting
lip filler because the filler is just going other places
(08:12):
in their face?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Is that what happened to Tom Cruise at the Super Bowl?
Did you see his commercial? I hardly recognize.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
No.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
God, how are they dissolving filler because there is a
there is like something they used to.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
I think if you have the filler there still there,
they find it.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
But if yeah, but if it already migrated somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Fills already moved on down to your testigels?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Would you want them there in my test ecles?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I thought it Wasn't that a thing where people try
to get him smoothed out less wrinkly?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
That sacks probably? I feel like that would be both TX.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
That sounds awfully. I don't need that. I don't know.
I'm proud of my testicles. They're they're just like normal.
I think. I don't know if.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
They're yeah, because what if your surgery goes wrong or
your filler procedure goes wrong and then they either like
get swollen and you have a reaction. Then you have
to show to the hospital and then you're like, hey,
here's my problem.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
That's what sucks about being a woman.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Though. It's like you you, I don't know, you get
kind of used to like showing them to everyone, showing
your lobby.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, you show it to.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Everybody, show it to everyone.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
But it's like you have to go to the doctor,
you know, regularly, and well that's.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Guys too again, and then it's like you then you're.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Walking around the office like lift up your legs, check
them out. Baby.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Now there's all these new nurses coming in and the
doctor like.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
You just like hey, doc finger, you know, wait, how
many people were in the room when you gave birth?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
All of them? Everybody the hospital? Like you've never seen
a lobbya like this, youd in hear you gotta take
a look at this thing.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
You no, when I gave birth, just the doctor. They're
having a tour at the same time to the hop with.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
My mom and then my husband. Okay, that's it, Okay,
I mean you're not. You can't have like a whole
party of people.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Well, it sounded like you were showing them to everybody.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah, all the med students were like taking notes, like
what is sometimes ha a student can come in and
you have to be like no, yeah, so you guys
just get used to just show Jesse. You used to
showing your lobby other people.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Well I didn't think about the giving birth part. I
mean you don't you don't like kids? Yeah, never less.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Yeah, so I'm glad I at least don't have to
do that. But yeah, I mean it's I don't think
it'll ever get.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Less awkward, at least to your girlfriends. Take a look
at that. What do you think about my new injections?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Who's seen yours?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Graham? Not that not that many people like who? Well
like guys, we don't. I guess I can't. I can
only speak to my dude relationships. We don't like whip
it whoop mountain, like show them to each other.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
But you used to take showers with like that's ten
tons of people in college, guys and girls.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
That's a good points smashed in there and say like
you might have your underwear on in the shower party,
did you Yeah? Sometimes sometimes, like sometimes it'd be like
your swimsuit, like you know, if you're a Mexico or something,
you know, shower party. You got your swimsuit on and
it stays on, well only as long as so your
(11:09):
buddies take a hint and get out of the shower
and then leave you with, like, you know something.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Just taking this because you know for a fact that
you look at each other. You know for a fact
that you glance.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
It's like a solar eclipse, Like you don't look directly
at it to get burned.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Like you glance for sure, I know it happens.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Yeah, maybe a glance, but like a your buddies, No,
you don't like glance. You don't you see something? You
know when you see something on a corner of your eye.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Like you know what's fuzzy and you're like, okay, you
don't need to look directly at it, don't you aren't
you curious? No?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Also, how can you talk to someone if they're just
naked like that in front of you?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Can believe you guys never had a shower party. You
guys have just not lived life.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I'm perfectly fine with like not having a shower party, Like,
that's I definitely wouldn't be my dying wish.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Some great college times I'm just running.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Sometimes you were naked, sometimes you had shorts on, yeah,
or you underwear on in front of men and women.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
But it's like everybody's like showers not that big, Like
everyone's just smashed in there.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
It's just like you know, people like, was your stuff
touching other people? Not a dude, how do you know
if it's so many people just crammed in there?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Because I know and you didn't would be wrong if
it was? Would you have been That's not my thing?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
So that's what would be wrong. It's not for me.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Okay, so you would have been turned off by that.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yes, I wouldn't have gotten a broner, Which is.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Like how does shower Like who comes up with the
idea of like, hey.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Shout it out and then everyone's like, yeah, let's go
really yeah shower party.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
And the women who were doing this were they completely
naked sometimes sometimes.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Just and so your your stuff is touching them, but
also other guys stuff is touching them.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
It depends how you're arranged and another guy stuff touch you. No,
how do you know? Because maybe you couldn't see because
someone's behind you thought it was a girl.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I guess it's possible, and that I was thought I
was holding hands. If someone wasn't actually a hand, it
could have been a brokener. Oh my god, I told
you that story about how that the chick fell out
that one time and she almost died. That was terrifying.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Did I miss this?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
I told that story before. Everyone was crammed in this
one this one shower, this one time, and this girl
felt straight. This is in college, this is a long
time ago for me. She fell straight backwards out of
the shower, like you know, she's drunk, you know, she
fell straight backwards out of the shower. It was a tub,
you know, like a tub jower. Yeah, And she fell
straight back so there's no catching herself. And she hit
(13:46):
the shower curtain. That took the shower curtain with her
and like straight back, like I mean missed hitting her
head on the toilet by like a fraction of an inch.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
You would have had to figure out like where to
barrier in the backyard.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Oh but she still hit her head on the floor,
like the old floor. She still fell, but like there
was more, you know, like she would have been naked
and dead.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
And then then we would have to figure out where
to like bury fear ever, that's what I mean. And
then like the cops are interrogating you, you're like, I
don't know what happened naked. It was just a shower.
It was a hardless shower party.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
And yeah, we buried her over here in the back
naked because everybody's wet and naked.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
And do you invite the cop in?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
We have one more spot hop in now a spot
has opened up because she fell out.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Do you think it's weird if he handcuffed your Yeah, yeah, rail,
that's if that's possible. Gross, get back to talking about lobbyas.
I know, well, I think we're done with the lobbyas.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
That's fine. You're sick, all right,
Wild thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Here we go, and I'm Graham, No, Jess's probably back
in the bathroom not again.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Can we assume maybe an IBS diagnosis. I don't want
to joke about IBS.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Because something very serious thing it is.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
The last time we made it earble bal syndrome joke,
people like called into the show like very upset. How
dare we, you know, make jokes about your not.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
A laughing matter, But like Jess, come on, we're at work.
We got a podcast to record, right seriously, And I'm
I'm gonna let's see if she makes it in here
at all during this Should we just get to it?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Then?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I want to talk about women puffing their downstairs.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I don't even know. I don't even I've got questions
and jokes. I don't even know where to start.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Literally the first line puffing the first line of this article.
Women are getting their LOBBYA.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Puffed LOBBYA it's the laby puffed. Sorry, you just say
their lobby. I'm gonna be waiting in the lobbya someone
I'll be down in the lobby. Can someone get over here? Oh?
Just join us? Why do I hear the toilet flush?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Tell me out come in the studio ones. You guys
already start recording.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I don't know what you're talking about. I just heard
the toilet flush. You can't deny that.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
You already cameras there already told you.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah that bathrooms, Mike.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I have to report you guys to hr all right, just.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
To get you caught up to speed. Selena said that
women are puffing their lobbyers. I don't even know what
do you see?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
What's wrong with that? Puffing?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeahah, puffing their lobbyas puffing them?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I know that is which part? Don't do? You not
know what it is? How do you puff them? But
you know what a lobbya is?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Are you talking about las?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yes, that's the first question. What the hell is a labia?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Anyways, It's it's like I hate saying this word when
we're talking about the answer.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
It's like the it's like the lips, Like I hate
calling it that.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I feel like, I know, I feel like that ask
like making me cringe over and I don't cringe often.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It's funny when you have to explain it. But like, also, like,
aren't there like a couple of sets, you.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Know, the menora and yeah, there's the manora and the MAJORA.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
So when you say that, you're just referring to all
of them.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, but I guess right now, I'm more talking about
the MAJORA.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I suppose. So what is the puffying part?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
That is people getting either filler or fat transfer are
you to restore plumpness? And doctors are saying this is
like highen demand from a lot of ladies that it's
going to be as much of a household.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Are you sing like boob jobs?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
This goes contrary to what I thought was happening. I
thought ladies were right. I thought there was like a
level of embarrassment when there was too much of the
sandwich hanging out and they're like, I gotta get that
taken back.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I was like the old that was like the olden days, Graham,
because they were embracing the listening to uh, you know
to ladies like Sexy Red and Ice Spice and Young
Miami who talk about having, you know, wearing shorts and
showing their cooochie print, like like they.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
This is the thing we're taking pride in our bodies.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
But like, but yeah, we're like really, like, so, how
would you feel if guys started injecting their nuts like
we want to show that, like we got the biggest sect.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I just feel like that's gross.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
But why it's the same, the same logic. I want
bigger nuts, and I want like and I want like,
when I'm walking around my gym shorts everyone to see
I got a big old sack of swingers down there,
just like some just big old nuts in that the
same thing, right, And guys, we're taking.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Ti more gross does because they're already gross to begin with.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
But it's but it's the same logic. We don't want
to be shamed for our nut sacks. We're proud of them.
We want them bigger. I want a couple of grapefruits.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I mean, yeah, guys could go in and do that
if they wanted to. I guess there.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
They don't know way they would because I'm sure, I
mean they complain about a time.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
You guys don't care anything.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
We'd be fine if a needle hit or test titles.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
No, you wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I figure out how to pronounce them differently. You butchered
the lobbya the test tycles. Yeah, no, yeah, I don't
want a needle anywhere near the anywhere near the jewels there.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, according to this doctor out of the UK.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Maybe a puffing is often desired by women looking to
regain a youthful, fuller appearance due to age, weight loss,
or child borrow.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Are they bigger when you're younger?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
But see, I guess us when you puff them, like
there's less wrinkles maybe or.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Maybe less sag. Do those start to sag?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Don't look at me when you ask that question. How
do I know?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I don't know. I feel like you've been with more women.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I feel like, you know, I'm not out there hooking
up a bunch of grannies.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Instead of like sag, they just like wrinkle up like
shrivel up.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Oh, it's like a like as Yeah, it's just like
two raisins, one on either side. They a couple of
drive up. Yeah, I don't. I mean, I'm sure the internet.
I'm sure you could do a quick google image shirt
pictures of some old ones to see what happens to him.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Rather not, I would not like to do that.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Okay, And now, like botox is only a temporary thing,
so do you have to constantly go back and like
get your lobbya and Jackie.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, this isn't botox is filler, but yeah, filler also
dissolves over times you would have to you'd have to
go back. Maybe this is kind of this will help
us out a little bit. A forty two year old
woman said that she underwent this procedure because her vagina
was looking like a very old, worn out gym sock.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
That's a direct quote. Are you so?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I thought we're all. I thought the movement was body
positivity and pumping yourself up. And she's like, damn, this
thing looks like a looks like a worn out gym
sock other people.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
But I feel like you should be allowed to talk
down yourself.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
No, you want to be building your own self esteem up.
Mine is beautiful. The mantra you should be saying, well,
you're going to.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Be critical of anyone. I feel like you should be
allowed to be critical of yourself. I never understood that. Like,
if I'm going to body shame myself, who are you
to be upset?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah? Like we're allowed to not like things about her?
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
That's a bad habit. You should be building yourself up.
That's just we should outlook, build your own We ain't confident,
we're not there yet. And self esteem. Let me ask
this because as women get lip injections not right on
their face, you know, they fill them up, and then
as it starts, the filler dissolves or what ever. Then
(07:00):
they got to go and but now they're stretched out
of it. Now they got to go slightly bigger to
get full filled. And then the year after that slightly
bigger and they get bigger. And this is at least
what I see on reality TV. And pretty soon it
was like, holy what did what did you do to
your mouth? You know? Can you close your mouth on
a straw anymore? I don't know, Like you're is the
same thing going to happen there? And then your lobby
(07:21):
is just gonna get filled up each year that I.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Wonder if that is actually a real thing that you
have to get bigger.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
And bigger or is that just them? I think it's just.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Coming blind to it and thinking like body dysmorphia in
a sense, because people can get filler dissolved and they
don't have like saggy lips on their face.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I would bet though, that there's got to be some
repercussion for that, right, because your body's adapted to be
more so. It's like when you stop working out, you
have big muscles and then all of a sudden, you don't.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
That's why people have what is that term, like a
pillow paste. That's how people get pillow face because they
say that the filler never actually leaves your body, It
just migrates to other places. So then that's why you
see people with like huge cheekbones and they keep getting
lip filler because the filler is just going other places
(08:12):
in their face?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Is that what happened to Tom Cruise at the Super Bowl?
Did you see his commercial? I hardly recognize.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
No.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
God, how are they dissolving filler because there is a
there is like something they used to.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
I think if you have the filler there still there,
they find it.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
But if yeah, but if it already migrated somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Fills already moved on down to your testigels?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Would you want them there in my test ecles?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I thought it Wasn't that a thing where people try
to get him smoothed out less wrinkly?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
That sacks probably? I feel like that would be both TX.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
That sounds awfully. I don't need that. I don't know.
I'm proud of my testicles. They're they're just like normal.
I think. I don't know if.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
They're yeah, because what if your surgery goes wrong or
your filler procedure goes wrong and then they either like
get swollen and you have a reaction. Then you have
to show to the hospital and then you're like, hey,
here's my problem.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
That's what sucks about being a woman.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Though. It's like you you, I don't know, you get
kind of used to like showing them to everyone, showing
your lobby.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, you show it to.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Everybody, show it to everyone.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
But it's like you have to go to the doctor,
you know, regularly, and well that's.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Guys too again, and then it's like you then you're.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Walking around the office like lift up your legs, check
them out. Baby.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Now there's all these new nurses coming in and the
doctor like.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
You just like hey, doc finger, you know, wait, how
many people were in the room when you gave birth?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
All of them? Everybody the hospital? Like you've never seen
a lobbya like this, youd in hear you gotta take
a look at this thing.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
You no, when I gave birth, just the doctor. They're
having a tour at the same time to the hop with.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
My mom and then my husband. Okay, that's it, Okay,
I mean you're not. You can't have like a whole
party of people.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Well, it sounded like you were showing them to everybody.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah, all the med students were like taking notes, like
what is sometimes ha a student can come in and
you have to be like no, yeah, so you guys
just get used to just show Jesse. You used to
showing your lobby other people.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Well I didn't think about the giving birth part. I
mean you don't you don't like kids? Yeah, never less.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Yeah, so I'm glad I at least don't have to
do that. But yeah, I mean it's I don't think
it'll ever get.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Less awkward, at least to your girlfriends. Take a look
at that. What do you think about my new injections?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Who's seen yours?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Graham? Not that not that many people like who? Well
like guys, we don't. I guess I can't. I can
only speak to my dude relationships. We don't like whip
it whoop mountain, like show them to each other.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
But you used to take showers with like that's ten
tons of people in college, guys and girls.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
That's a good points smashed in there and say like
you might have your underwear on in the shower party,
did you Yeah? Sometimes sometimes, like sometimes it'd be like
your swimsuit, like you know, if you're a Mexico or something,
you know, shower party. You got your swimsuit on and
it stays on, well only as long as so your
(11:09):
buddies take a hint and get out of the shower
and then leave you with, like, you know something.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Just taking this because you know for a fact that
you look at each other. You know for a fact
that you glance.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
It's like a solar eclipse, Like you don't look directly
at it to get burned.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Like you glance for sure, I know it happens.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Yeah, maybe a glance, but like a your buddies, No,
you don't like glance. You don't you see something? You
know when you see something on a corner of your eye.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Like you know what's fuzzy and you're like, okay, you
don't need to look directly at it, don't you aren't
you curious? No?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Also, how can you talk to someone if they're just
naked like that in front of you?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Can believe you guys never had a shower party. You
guys have just not lived life.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I'm perfectly fine with like not having a shower party, Like,
that's I definitely wouldn't be my dying wish.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Some great college times I'm just running.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Sometimes you were naked, sometimes you had shorts on, yeah,
or you underwear on in front of men and women.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
But it's like everybody's like showers not that big, Like
everyone's just smashed in there.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
It's just like you know, people like, was your stuff
touching other people? Not a dude, how do you know
if it's so many people just crammed in there?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Because I know and you didn't would be wrong if
it was? Would you have been That's not my thing?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
So that's what would be wrong. It's not for me.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Okay, so you would have been turned off by that.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yes, I wouldn't have gotten a broner, Which is.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Like how does shower Like who comes up with the
idea of like, hey.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Shout it out and then everyone's like, yeah, let's go
really yeah shower party.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
And the women who were doing this were they completely
naked sometimes sometimes.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Just and so your your stuff is touching them, but
also other guys stuff is touching them.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
It depends how you're arranged and another guy stuff touch you. No,
how do you know? Because maybe you couldn't see because
someone's behind you thought it was a girl.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I guess it's possible, and that I was thought I
was holding hands. If someone wasn't actually a hand, it
could have been a brokener. Oh my god, I told
you that story about how that the chick fell out
that one time and she almost died. That was terrifying.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Did I miss this?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
I told that story before. Everyone was crammed in this
one this one shower, this one time, and this girl
felt straight. This is in college, this is a long
time ago for me. She fell straight backwards out of
the shower, like you know, she's drunk, you know, she
fell straight backwards out of the shower. It was a tub,
you know, like a tub jower. Yeah, And she fell
straight back so there's no catching herself. And she hit
(13:46):
the shower curtain. That took the shower curtain with her
and like straight back, like I mean missed hitting her
head on the toilet by like a fraction of an inch.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
You would have had to figure out like where to
barrier in the backyard.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Oh but she still hit her head on the floor,
like the old floor. She still fell, but like there
was more, you know, like she would have been naked
and dead.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
And then then we would have to figure out where
to like bury fear ever, that's what I mean. And
then like the cops are interrogating you, you're like, I
don't know what happened naked. It was just a shower.
It was a hardless shower party.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
And yeah, we buried her over here in the back
naked because everybody's wet and naked.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
And do you invite the cop in?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
We have one more spot hop in now a spot
has opened up because she fell out.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Do you think it's weird if he handcuffed your Yeah, yeah, rail,
that's if that's possible. Gross, get back to talking about lobbyas.
I know, well, I think we're done with the lobbyas.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
That's fine. You're sick, all right,
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