March 11, 2025 • 14 mins
On today's episode we talk about a DM Graham received and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wild up.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, Jess's brain isn't working. It's not working, you guys.
I don't know what's wrong.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Rapidly declining.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
So is Selena's health because yesterday she's like I just
because of the time change, It's like, I'm not going
to go to the gym.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I'm just going to go home and sleep. I'm just
going to go Is that what you did yesterday?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yes, that sounds amazing.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I totally bent the gym over and just pounded it yesterday,
even though I forgot my gym sh shoes. I changed
into my gym clothes in the car here at work, which.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I always want.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Why don't you just bring them up and change the.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Bathroom because like, where do you set your clothes down
on that fucking disgusting bathroom floor.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
There's like a hook in the stall.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I don't go in the stalls. All the dudes do
is just plaster that place with shit.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Some fart.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I changed the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
If our restroom is nicer than theirs, well you come
into the women's I'll keep a look out for you.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Anyways, So I changed into my gym clothed in my
car down in the parking garage, and I changed in
the gym clothes. I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna go fucking
brush the gym. Feeling motivated on Monday, even though I
was tired because of the time changed. And then I
realized I forgot my gym shoes. Oh no, I'm an idiot.
So I just drove home barefoot because like I wasn't
about to put back on like my boots, like you
know what I mean, Like I'm wearing like boots to work,
(01:15):
and then I'm there my gym shorts. My shirt was
like weird with like work looking boots, Like, no, not
doing that.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
So then I just drove home barefoot.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
And then I had to drive all the way home,
get my gym shoes, and then drive back to the gym.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Then I totally pounded the gym. And now I'm I can't.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Believe you still went Even after all of that, I
would have just given up, like, oh, I'm already home,
might as well.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Just kick it.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
That's some real motivation.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
What's worse than that.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
There's been times where I forget so like during the day,
I'll wear fuzzy socks and I forget to change them out,
and if I go straight to the gym.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh and you only have your phone and all I
have were.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
My fuzzy socks on. I'm like, oh my god, I
either work out in my fuzzy socks or I have
to go back to my.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
House and you just go sockless. That's what I would do.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
No, that's disgusting. So you work out in fuzzy socks.
I work out in fuzzy saw.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
What's the gross part about having your own feet inside
your own shoes?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Like it?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
But there is?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
It's just oh without the socks, without socks?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Who care?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Everything about that is gross?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I do it all the time.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
If I forget to bring the socks, like the shoes,
the ingredient you have to have, it can't go in
there shoeless. But if I forget to bring socks to
wear the gym, and because I'm not wearing because like
to work, I wear like color colorful, like you know,
yeah socks, I'm not wearing those with gym.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Shoes, I absolutely cannot go sockless.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I feel like it stinks more, and it's just I
don't want to get the inside of my shoes all sweaty.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Also, I don't know if it's just a me problem,
but I feel like.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Your feet so wet, like well, not even that, I
feel like the backs of my shoes will like rub
on the back of my ankle like really easily, and
then that thin skin like comes off so quick and yeah,
then I can't walk and it hurts so bad.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
And that happens to me a lot. That part's the thing.
But like the stink, the stink is combined and confined
into your own shoe, Like you don't need to worry
about the stink getting out while you're there. I know
you get home and take them off, Yeah, your feet might.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I just don't want to stink up my shoes.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Yeah, me either, Graham, I know you talk to us
about people wearing really baggy sweats and how you didn't
like that for the gym. How do you feel about
people wearing like skin tight clothes to the gym?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Here for it obviously, even guys.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I don't see a lot of guys in skin tight clothes, No,
not really, Like I don't want to see just like
bulges like womping around all over the place. I don't
want to see the outline of like nuts and like
your dong, like I don't need to see that working
out the gym, but ladies like I see like the
really baggy sweats, but then they're just wearing a sports
bra up top, you know.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Look.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Okay, oh, that's a great question.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Why I always have an excuse ready, Like I'm looking
at the clock that's right behind you, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, I'm timing five feet tall.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I'm timing out my sets to make sure I'm not
resting too long. I'm looking at the clock. I'm not
staring at you and drooly like get out of here.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yeah, especially because your wife probably listens to this podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Exactly, and I hope not. What were we talking about.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I don't remember nothing about the gyms and some nuts.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
One thing we do need to address from this morning show,
because I didn't really tell the full story, was I
was talking about this woman that was giving a speech.
And again I don't want to like call out this
specific thing. It was for one of my kids, like
sports leagues, and it was like this emotional, ceremonious speech.
And I don't know if the woman that she was
giving a speech for him was like her best friend
that was retiring or whatever. And I said, I could
clearly see that her speech was written at least parts
(04:26):
of it just ripped off from chat GPT, which bugs
me because I think people are doing this for wedding speeches.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You know, best man or you know what's it called.
When you're the main chick.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Of honor, the maid of honor, made of honor, speeches
like that should be from the heart, main chick.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, but that should be from the heart. That should
be your own word.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
And I get some people hate public speaking and you
just need chat GIBTV. You can't just plagarise and totally
use chat gibt because in this thing she's going gushing
about in the speech, she's gushing about this woman, saying,
you know how selfless she is and so hard working
and all these great characteristics, and she said she's the
epitome of and then went on to say some more
(05:08):
glowing things. Now, the reason I know it's written because
there's no way you would use the word epitome if
you don't know how to write it down. Because if
you were writing down epitome and you didn't know how
to spell it, you would write it however you would
think it would spell right, and probably spell it wrong
because epitome doesn't you know, that's how it looks like,
oh my god, so clearly, like at least proof read
(05:31):
your speech.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
You'd you come across the word that you don't know
how to say? I don't know. After that, she lost me.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
It was a very emotional speech, and I was like
invested in it, and I was like, wow, this woman
is amazing.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Listen all these great things.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
And then she dropped epitome in there and just fucking
lost me, and I was just my wife and I
looked at each other and I was just like, well, like,
clearly this was written by AI. AI is writing the speeches.
AI is describing the feelings in your heart. Bullshit, write
your own shit.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
That's just my judge, are too bad because I feel
like I mess up every other.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Word, like my dude. And that now brings us to
a talk back from the show, which we will play.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Now, Hey, Jess, did you say it's going to curve
his behavior instead of curb it. That's funny because you
know it's supposed to be curb. But it's okay because
I do it all the time and I always say, hey,
English is my second language, leave me alone.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Now.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I didn't notice that this morning.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
I noticed it when I said it.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I just hoped I noticed it. I don't know. I
just didn't feel like calling you out.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Selena says she noticed it, but I went to the
archives to find it so we could listen to it here.
It is.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
The problem that I see with this though, is like
it'll curve it in that message thread. But that's I
feel like, that's not like changing the behavior of this person.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
It's still like sort like curve it like sort of
worked like you're steering it in a little bit different
direction or what you're trying to say. There was curb her, curb,
curb to curb the behavior of this person.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
You guys like the fact that I try so hard
because specifically on the show, I obviously want to sound
like I can speak English right, which I feel like
I can, but sometimes and mostly on the show, I
just sound like I cannot form an actual sentence, which
bothers me so much, and I try so hard.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
But I think because I try even harder to.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Not mess a word up, I mess like the simplest
of words.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Look, it's so much more pressure during the show.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
There there is, and oftentimes you know you're responding to
something in real time and you don't really get to
think through it. But Jess, I do think you're the
epitome of at least trying hard and hard working energy.
Definitely definitely the epitome of that.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Wait, do you want to really quick talk about that
shout out you got this morning?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Oh yeah, there look a lot of people slide into
my DMS and I read this one to the ladies
off air before or I took it to the air
because sometimes I have to edit the shoutouts down because people,
you know, include all this extra stuff. And this one
woman wanted to shout out her coworker and she was
really excited for their spa day later, and she said
they were going to go to a spa called the
(08:14):
Clidivate head Spa.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
That's a real place. I googled it. There's nothing came up.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Well, maybe Jess, you said something that a head spa
is a thing?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Is that the happy ending part called a clitovate?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
What?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
What do you guys think happens when you're cltivating? I
don't know, like a clivates massage?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Is that spa?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
But is that the equivalent of like a happy ending
for a guy like you know, you're getting your clivate
your clip is getting activated at the end of it.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
That's what it sounds like. But they're using their head.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Head you have like giving head, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
That's what I That's what I think.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Anyways, the reason why we took that part out I could,
I honestly could not tell if this was someone just
trying to get us.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
To try and clivate on the air.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Yeah, read something crazy on the air. What if it
was now it sayesn't spark other people trying to do
the same.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
What if it was her own autocorrect because the dms,
like people's autocract, fucks with stuff in there all the time.
What if it was supposed to say activate health SPA instead.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Of to reread your messages and make sure that it's
all accurate. Because if anything sounds sketchy or smells fishy,
we're gonna take it out.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
And it would at places at spas where there's probably
a big fishy smell. I do actually want to legitimately
ask that question, ladies, do you think there are because
it's it's a common thing, Like I've never gotten a
professional massage before, so I don't know how the happy
ending part at the end gets broached or like brought
up or do they just start rubbing and then you're
just like and they're like, that'll be an extra fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I don't know how it works. I've never I've never
been to a massage place. I've never gotten massage.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
But do you think but you hear about it happening
all the time and guys are like, oh, yeah, that
place is the one where that happens, or it doesn't,
or you know in certain massage sparlers that's sort of
they're known for that or they're not known for that.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Is there the equivalent for ladies?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Are there places where like you have a male messeuse
or a female messeuse I don't know, and they start
rubbing a certain area and cltivate at the end and
then they're like, that's an extra sixty bucks.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I'm sure there is. I've never I've honestly never heard
of that.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Though, But there has to be, because why wouldn't there
If it's if there's ones for men, there should be
one for women too.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Do they just call it a happy or cltivation? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
If you go into the spaw and relaxing music and
then you look at that like menu board and it's
like I'll take the I always want to tissue the
Swedish and I'll do the cltivation at the end.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I always wonder how does that work? Like how does
one know the places where they even offer that? It's
not on the I feel.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Like it has to be the messuse that is spreading
the word and then people know where she works. O.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
The guys are spreading the word like oh, I have
the best massage here the other day.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
And at the end, how are you the first person
that finds out? Are you asking for it? Are you
just hoping they offer it?
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Like?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
How how that?
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Man?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I bet you there's both. I bet you.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
There are guys that explicitly ask at the end like okay,
finish the job, or that's so cross. There are places
where it's initiated by the massuse massage therapist sorry, and
they start in a certain area and if you don't,
you know, just let it happen, right, I don't know works.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Yeah, that's the thing is like I think it could
be assault in either way, like either direction.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Or maybe they ask would you like me to massage
you're growing? Would you like a deep tissue scrot a?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Massage. Would you like me to just me? I feel like,
stop on your nutsack.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
I don't go for massages all the time, but I
feel like me and my husband will go every time
I'm on vacation and get a massage.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Ever gotten happy one of them?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
No, that's what I'm saying. Do you think I'm cock blocking?
Like what if we go to places where they do
offer it, but they're like, oh, we can't ask him, Yeah,
we can't offer it to him. Now, Like, do you
think I'm I'm interfering?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
For sure?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
A couple of massages the world's biggest cock block for sure,
because guys are like, I don't care about some chip
rubbing my shoulders like I want like the real.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, yeah, they want them work in the sack.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
And she wouldn't. But you wouldn't do that, Graham.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
No, of course, not married, I know, but single Graham
wouldn't ever go for one.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
And I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
That seems very awkward and uncomfortable, Like, but.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Hooking up with a random stranger isn't like you've done that.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
That part's awesome, okay, but if your man did that,
you'd be upset, right I.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Mean, well, I mean because he's married to.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Me, got it. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I feel like some we've heard from ladies before that
are like okay with that happening. Well, they're probably not
many of them, but not in my marriage wives. Wow,
you do that, you're like the cool wives and girlfriends?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Off. No, I said, yeah, she's not a cool one.
She's not a cool one.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
These are questions if anyone does the answer this question,
is there a female cltivate at the end?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
And how does one initiate?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah? And how much does it? How much does it cost?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
A great question, because I feel.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Like it's got to be more expensive than even the massage.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
You have to put in more work, plus the smell,
yeah and c yeah. Plus Wait are you talking about
which one should cost more? I'm saying the ladies one
should cost more.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Oh No, I was just talking about, like, in general,
if you're getting a happy ending, it should cost more
than the massage.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
No, it does. I think that's an added cost.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
But I was saying the ladies one should cost more
because of yeah, the tuna smell right, Yeah, and it's
a lot more work to clivate.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
But I feel like the man has more spillage.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, it could be could be slightly last year.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
This is weird. You're so gross.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I don't know if we can put I don't know
if we can title it that I don't clitivate.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yep.
Wild up.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, Jess's brain isn't working. It's not working, you guys.
I don't know what's wrong.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Rapidly declining.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
So is Selena's health because yesterday she's like I just
because of the time change, It's like, I'm not going
to go to the gym.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I'm just going to go home and sleep. I'm just
going to go Is that what you did yesterday?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yes, that sounds amazing.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I totally bent the gym over and just pounded it yesterday,
even though I forgot my gym sh shoes. I changed
into my gym clothes in the car here at work, which.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I always want.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Why don't you just bring them up and change the.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Bathroom because like, where do you set your clothes down
on that fucking disgusting bathroom floor.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
There's like a hook in the stall.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I don't go in the stalls. All the dudes do
is just plaster that place with shit.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Some fart.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I changed the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
If our restroom is nicer than theirs, well you come
into the women's I'll keep a look out for you.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Anyways, So I changed into my gym clothed in my
car down in the parking garage, and I changed in
the gym clothes. I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna go fucking
brush the gym. Feeling motivated on Monday, even though I
was tired because of the time changed. And then I
realized I forgot my gym shoes. Oh no, I'm an idiot.
So I just drove home barefoot because like I wasn't
about to put back on like my boots, like you
know what I mean, Like I'm wearing like boots to work,
(01:15):
and then I'm there my gym shorts. My shirt was
like weird with like work looking boots, Like, no, not
doing that.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
So then I just drove home barefoot.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
And then I had to drive all the way home,
get my gym shoes, and then drive back to the gym.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Then I totally pounded the gym. And now I'm I can't.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Believe you still went Even after all of that, I
would have just given up, like, oh, I'm already home,
might as well.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Just kick it.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
That's some real motivation.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
What's worse than that.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
There's been times where I forget so like during the day,
I'll wear fuzzy socks and I forget to change them out,
and if I go straight to the gym.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh and you only have your phone and all I
have were.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
My fuzzy socks on. I'm like, oh my god, I
either work out in my fuzzy socks or I have
to go back to my.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
House and you just go sockless. That's what I would do.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
No, that's disgusting. So you work out in fuzzy socks.
I work out in fuzzy saw.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
What's the gross part about having your own feet inside
your own shoes?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Like it?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
But there is?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
It's just oh without the socks, without socks?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Who care?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Everything about that is gross?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I do it all the time.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
If I forget to bring the socks, like the shoes,
the ingredient you have to have, it can't go in
there shoeless. But if I forget to bring socks to
wear the gym, and because I'm not wearing because like
to work, I wear like color colorful, like you know,
yeah socks, I'm not wearing those with gym.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Shoes, I absolutely cannot go sockless.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I feel like it stinks more, and it's just I
don't want to get the inside of my shoes all sweaty.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Also, I don't know if it's just a me problem,
but I feel like.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Your feet so wet, like well, not even that, I
feel like the backs of my shoes will like rub
on the back of my ankle like really easily, and
then that thin skin like comes off so quick and yeah,
then I can't walk and it hurts so bad.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
And that happens to me a lot. That part's the thing.
But like the stink, the stink is combined and confined
into your own shoe, Like you don't need to worry
about the stink getting out while you're there. I know
you get home and take them off, Yeah, your feet might.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I just don't want to stink up my shoes.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Yeah, me either, Graham, I know you talk to us
about people wearing really baggy sweats and how you didn't
like that for the gym. How do you feel about
people wearing like skin tight clothes to the gym?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Here for it obviously, even guys.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I don't see a lot of guys in skin tight clothes, No,
not really, Like I don't want to see just like
bulges like womping around all over the place. I don't
want to see the outline of like nuts and like
your dong, like I don't need to see that working
out the gym, but ladies like I see like the
really baggy sweats, but then they're just wearing a sports
bra up top, you know.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Look.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Okay, oh, that's a great question.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Why I always have an excuse ready, Like I'm looking
at the clock that's right behind you, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, I'm timing five feet tall.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I'm timing out my sets to make sure I'm not
resting too long. I'm looking at the clock. I'm not
staring at you and drooly like get out of here.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yeah, especially because your wife probably listens to this podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Exactly, and I hope not. What were we talking about.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I don't remember nothing about the gyms and some nuts.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
One thing we do need to address from this morning show,
because I didn't really tell the full story, was I
was talking about this woman that was giving a speech.
And again I don't want to like call out this
specific thing. It was for one of my kids, like
sports leagues, and it was like this emotional, ceremonious speech.
And I don't know if the woman that she was
giving a speech for him was like her best friend
that was retiring or whatever. And I said, I could
clearly see that her speech was written at least parts
(04:26):
of it just ripped off from chat GPT, which bugs
me because I think people are doing this for wedding speeches.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You know, best man or you know what's it called.
When you're the main chick.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Of honor, the maid of honor, made of honor, speeches
like that should be from the heart, main chick.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, but that should be from the heart. That should
be your own word.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
And I get some people hate public speaking and you
just need chat GIBTV. You can't just plagarise and totally
use chat gibt because in this thing she's going gushing
about in the speech, she's gushing about this woman, saying,
you know how selfless she is and so hard working
and all these great characteristics, and she said she's the
epitome of and then went on to say some more
(05:08):
glowing things. Now, the reason I know it's written because
there's no way you would use the word epitome if
you don't know how to write it down. Because if
you were writing down epitome and you didn't know how
to spell it, you would write it however you would
think it would spell right, and probably spell it wrong
because epitome doesn't you know, that's how it looks like,
oh my god, so clearly, like at least proof read
(05:31):
your speech.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
You'd you come across the word that you don't know
how to say? I don't know. After that, she lost me.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
It was a very emotional speech, and I was like
invested in it, and I was like, wow, this woman
is amazing.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Listen all these great things.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
And then she dropped epitome in there and just fucking
lost me, and I was just my wife and I
looked at each other and I was just like, well, like,
clearly this was written by AI. AI is writing the speeches.
AI is describing the feelings in your heart. Bullshit, write
your own shit.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
That's just my judge, are too bad because I feel
like I mess up every other.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Word, like my dude. And that now brings us to
a talk back from the show, which we will play.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Now, Hey, Jess, did you say it's going to curve
his behavior instead of curb it. That's funny because you
know it's supposed to be curb. But it's okay because
I do it all the time and I always say, hey,
English is my second language, leave me alone.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Now.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I didn't notice that this morning.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
I noticed it when I said it.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I just hoped I noticed it. I don't know. I
just didn't feel like calling you out.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Selena says she noticed it, but I went to the
archives to find it so we could listen to it here.
It is.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
The problem that I see with this though, is like
it'll curve it in that message thread. But that's I
feel like, that's not like changing the behavior of this person.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
It's still like sort like curve it like sort of
worked like you're steering it in a little bit different
direction or what you're trying to say. There was curb her, curb,
curb to curb the behavior of this person.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
You guys like the fact that I try so hard
because specifically on the show, I obviously want to sound
like I can speak English right, which I feel like
I can, but sometimes and mostly on the show, I
just sound like I cannot form an actual sentence, which
bothers me so much, and I try so hard.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
But I think because I try even harder to.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Not mess a word up, I mess like the simplest
of words.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Look, it's so much more pressure during the show.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
There there is, and oftentimes you know you're responding to
something in real time and you don't really get to
think through it. But Jess, I do think you're the
epitome of at least trying hard and hard working energy.
Definitely definitely the epitome of that.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Wait, do you want to really quick talk about that
shout out you got this morning?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Oh yeah, there look a lot of people slide into
my DMS and I read this one to the ladies
off air before or I took it to the air
because sometimes I have to edit the shoutouts down because people,
you know, include all this extra stuff. And this one
woman wanted to shout out her coworker and she was
really excited for their spa day later, and she said
they were going to go to a spa called the
(08:14):
Clidivate head Spa.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
That's a real place. I googled it. There's nothing came up.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Well, maybe Jess, you said something that a head spa
is a thing?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Is that the happy ending part called a clitovate?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
What?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
What do you guys think happens when you're cltivating? I
don't know, like a clivates massage?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Is that spa?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
But is that the equivalent of like a happy ending
for a guy like you know, you're getting your clivate
your clip is getting activated at the end of it.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
That's what it sounds like. But they're using their head.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Head you have like giving head, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
That's what I That's what I think.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Anyways, the reason why we took that part out I could,
I honestly could not tell if this was someone just
trying to get us.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
To try and clivate on the air.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Yeah, read something crazy on the air. What if it
was now it sayesn't spark other people trying to do
the same.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
What if it was her own autocorrect because the dms,
like people's autocract, fucks with stuff in there all the time.
What if it was supposed to say activate health SPA instead.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Of to reread your messages and make sure that it's
all accurate. Because if anything sounds sketchy or smells fishy,
we're gonna take it out.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
And it would at places at spas where there's probably
a big fishy smell. I do actually want to legitimately
ask that question, ladies, do you think there are because
it's it's a common thing, Like I've never gotten a
professional massage before, so I don't know how the happy
ending part at the end gets broached or like brought
up or do they just start rubbing and then you're
just like and they're like, that'll be an extra fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I don't know how it works. I've never I've never
been to a massage place. I've never gotten massage.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
But do you think but you hear about it happening
all the time and guys are like, oh, yeah, that
place is the one where that happens, or it doesn't,
or you know in certain massage sparlers that's sort of
they're known for that or they're not known for that.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Is there the equivalent for ladies?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Are there places where like you have a male messeuse
or a female messeuse I don't know, and they start
rubbing a certain area and cltivate at the end and
then they're like, that's an extra sixty bucks.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I'm sure there is. I've never I've honestly never heard
of that.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Though, But there has to be, because why wouldn't there
If it's if there's ones for men, there should be
one for women too.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Do they just call it a happy or cltivation? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
If you go into the spaw and relaxing music and
then you look at that like menu board and it's
like I'll take the I always want to tissue the
Swedish and I'll do the cltivation at the end.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I always wonder how does that work? Like how does
one know the places where they even offer that? It's
not on the I feel.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Like it has to be the messuse that is spreading
the word and then people know where she works. O.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
The guys are spreading the word like oh, I have
the best massage here the other day.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
And at the end, how are you the first person
that finds out? Are you asking for it? Are you
just hoping they offer it?
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Like?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
How how that?
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Man?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I bet you there's both. I bet you.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
There are guys that explicitly ask at the end like okay,
finish the job, or that's so cross. There are places
where it's initiated by the massuse massage therapist sorry, and
they start in a certain area and if you don't,
you know, just let it happen, right, I don't know works.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Yeah, that's the thing is like I think it could
be assault in either way, like either direction.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Or maybe they ask would you like me to massage
you're growing? Would you like a deep tissue scrot a?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Massage. Would you like me to just me? I feel like,
stop on your nutsack.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
I don't go for massages all the time, but I
feel like me and my husband will go every time
I'm on vacation and get a massage.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Ever gotten happy one of them?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
No, that's what I'm saying. Do you think I'm cock blocking?
Like what if we go to places where they do
offer it, but they're like, oh, we can't ask him, Yeah,
we can't offer it to him. Now, Like, do you
think I'm I'm interfering?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
For sure?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
A couple of massages the world's biggest cock block for sure,
because guys are like, I don't care about some chip
rubbing my shoulders like I want like the real.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, yeah, they want them work in the sack.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
And she wouldn't. But you wouldn't do that, Graham.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
No, of course, not married, I know, but single Graham
wouldn't ever go for one.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
And I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
That seems very awkward and uncomfortable, Like, but.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Hooking up with a random stranger isn't like you've done that.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
That part's awesome, okay, but if your man did that,
you'd be upset, right I.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Mean, well, I mean because he's married to.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Me, got it. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I feel like some we've heard from ladies before that
are like okay with that happening. Well, they're probably not
many of them, but not in my marriage wives. Wow,
you do that, you're like the cool wives and girlfriends?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Off. No, I said, yeah, she's not a cool one.
She's not a cool one.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
These are questions if anyone does the answer this question,
is there a female cltivate at the end?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
And how does one initiate?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah? And how much does it? How much does it cost?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
A great question, because I feel.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Like it's got to be more expensive than even the massage.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
You have to put in more work, plus the smell,
yeah and c yeah. Plus Wait are you talking about
which one should cost more? I'm saying the ladies one
should cost more.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Oh No, I was just talking about, like, in general,
if you're getting a happy ending, it should cost more
than the massage.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
No, it does. I think that's an added cost.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
But I was saying the ladies one should cost more
because of yeah, the tuna smell right, Yeah, and it's
a lot more work to clivate.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
But I feel like the man has more spillage.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, it could be could be slightly last year.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
This is weird. You're so gross.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I don't know if we can put I don't know
if we can title it that I don't clitivate.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yep.
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