March 18, 2025 • 14 mins
On today's episode we talk to Jess about her trip to Vegas and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Jess.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Wow, wow, wow, wild thoughts here we are, well thoughts,
it's Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
We're back here, we are.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
We were off yesterday, so we're back and today feels
like a Monday, but it's actually Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
So then we are going to do well.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
You remember, remember last week we talked to Jess about
what we're going to talk about on Monday, which is
now today, and we were like, Jess, you're going to Vegas,
bring the Ratchetree. Remember that.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
She's like, oh I will. She's She's like, I will
the ratetree.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Hold my beer. It's going to get super ratchetree in Vegas.
One quick note our regular show podcast if because a
lot of people keep asking the talk bouts of stuff
the podcast Thursday and Friday, the company said.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
They gone and they took they took them down. They
yanked them right off.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Now, speaking of getting yanked off, you went to Vegas
with your boyfriend, Jess, talk about the ratchet Tree.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
I did go to Vegas with my friend.
Speaker 6 (00:43):
Can I talk to you guys about how I feel
like the clubs that I went to weren't really getting
that like crazy in terms of how people were dancing.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
So I mean, I you had to dial it back
to like, like, who are all these Mormons in here?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Nobody is dancing?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Hey, leave the Mormon community out of this.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
I was still in Vegas, so you know, I was
doing my thing because I like, I love dancing, and
you know, if my boyfriend's there, like I'm doing my
thing on him.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I guess you're just like he just like is awkwardly,
like he likes standing or sitting in his.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Head and then you're just like grinding away or does
he like match your energy? Like the energy so you
guys are like on.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Beat, he is on b I gotta give that to
him because he's not a big club guy. So for me,
like I can go to the club, I can be
on the dancer for like three hours and that's like
fun to me, like just because I like dancing. To him,
he's like, how do you even find fun in that?
Like for that long?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Okayeah, okay, But but he's like bouncing his junk off
your bet while you're talking club boner.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Why do guys do that?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
That happened? What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Sure you've gotten a bone ski in the club.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I don't know if I've gotten a club boner, but
like high school dances, Like you can't control that thing.
That thing's like but it pops up out of nowhere,
like here's what are you gonna do? That's when you
watch like middle school and high school dances. If you
ever looked around, all the guys like have their butt
way out when they're slow dancing, because like otherwise they.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Just be Yeah, feel a.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Little poke coming through. That's what that whole song. I'm
sure it happens all the time.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
That is so like if you're wearing jeans, like it's
not like full on like boying, you have.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
One of those whimpy boners, not like vital blasts.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Right, they just tuck it into the waistband, right then.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Lara Denham can't hold that'll blow hole right through the pocket.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You can tuck it up into your waistband sometimes you want,
or you can tuck it down the other way.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Like between your legs.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, but that kind of hurts. Yeah you can. You
can turn it back and really down.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Can you push it in?
Speaker 6 (02:46):
No?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
I can invert it.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
No.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
I don't know why I heard I heard that guys
could do that.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
You could do it, not bone ski Oh wait, you
can do acid you could push that thing all over
the place.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Like as in like full on, like it's very mushable.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
You could almost weird.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Well, some guys could not mean I mean, that'd be
like put in taking a magician and taking all the
things he's pulled up his.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Hat and back back.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Then.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I wouldn't be able to do that because it's too
much out.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
But yeah, some of those and then it's just hand
flat to Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
But then you're a ken doll.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Right, you could kend all yourself sort of Oh my god,
are nuts?
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I want to try that on my husband.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
You can like mush the things all around you know,
as as a as a young lad you spend a
lot of time just like you seeing all the different
and seeing like all the different ways you can contort
it and bend it, wrap it up and stuff like
sometimes you just use your other other thing to wrap
everything up.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
You could try all kinds of stuff that's really gross.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Yeah, okay weird.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Wait, you ladies don't ever try that kind of stuff,
Like let me see if I can pull on this
and like if that thing will stretch over here, and
like I have not tried stretching my No.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
I don't think it's it's I.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Don't think it stretches enough to be like, yeah, let
me put it over my leg or something to the.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Ladies that are dancing at you know, the Rusty.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
So your man's in the club, he's got a bone ski,
you're dancing on him. Yeah, and I feel like coming.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Through on your I mean at that point I had
too many drinks to even tell.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
But you were talking about the dancing in general, like
the vibe wasn't there.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
No, I feel like people were Maybe I maybe I
just didn't look hard enough, But I feel like I
feel like people get more ratchet like here at the
clubs here than they even do over there. So I
don't know if everybody was just trying to be like
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I think it depends what clubs you go to.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah, let's talk about it.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
I went to one called Jewel, which I had never
gone to before.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Sounds familiar.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
No, it was not in Hurrahs. I don't think Horahs
has a club in.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I hope not. If they don't go.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
To it, it would have probably been been Yeah, there
was Jewel, there was.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I went to a pool party. Did get in the water,
Did think about.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
The fact that you I felt in your mouth.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
No, people are.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Doing more than peenis. There's pool boners.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
All over the place, ye.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Seeping into your pores.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Like, do you think they change that water?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
You know, how long would it take to change four
hundred thousand gallons of water.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
They're in the middle of the desert. That's the same
water that's been in there since nineteen ninety eight and open.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Also, there's there's like beach balls that people are hitting
like every five minutes or every two minutes at that.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
So the water is like splashing everywhere.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
So if you have a drink in your head and
going in there, for sure, it's in your mouth.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
It's in your nostril, is in your ear hole, it's
in definitely in your bee hole, your hole because those
are underwater like stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
That's just it's just obviously washing.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
There are people just like not getting infections left and
right from the pool water.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Because they have that sign if you've had diarrhea in
the last fourteen days, you're not allowed to use.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Nobody listens to that.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I know my wife Kate's like, if that was true,
I would never get into a swimming pool my entire life.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
But does anyone ever think about that.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I think about a lot of times that at public
pools or like swimming pools in general, particularly the Vegas
pool because there's like so much stuff going on there.
But like all a public swimming pool is is just
like one big bidet. It's just in there washing everybody's butthole.
I know, everybody's butthole is washing against the water. There's
nothing that's keeping your butthole from not being washed by
the water and then that water later splashing you in
(06:27):
the mouth.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
See that's why I mean, Yeah, I think about this,
and I still get in knowing this, but at least
I'm not like putting my head in the water like
other people. And I saw some people do that at
the pool party that I was.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
At that we got in both eyes for sure, Like.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Guys were just like, you know, having a time.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
They were drinking, so they were they would like put
their head in there and stuff.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
And that My.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Buddy got an HGA in a Vegas pool party one time.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
You know, really yeah in the water.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Yes, so you know what's going on in that pool.
He's not the only one.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
And like finished in the water.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Ew, that's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, you're telling me, you're the one swimming in it.
You Sickoh you're gross. I don't get that water.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I'm not stupid, You're never The Vegas pool party is
most best enjoyed from the pool deck, right next to
the pool.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I'll be at the bar if you need.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
So you really have never gone into a Vegas pool.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I mean I probably have. Let's be honest.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Everyone has, but you can't help them.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Think about it.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Gross.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
It's so gross.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
One of those days when it's one hundred and fifteen,
you have to get in the water.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
It's so hot out there. It's disgusting. Though. It's gross.
Which pool party was this that you were jerking off
your mail?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
That marquee?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Okay, did you see.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
And I said hello? I went over to say hello,
and I told him that I worked.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
And he didn't remember. You look like the biggest groupie.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
No.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
So I just I literally was just like, I like, hey,
like just wanted to say hi. I wanted like to
let you know that I work with Graham. Sorry I
didn't mention you, Selina.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I don't know why.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
But then but then I was like, that's like a
once they hang in there left.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
You didn't buy him a shot? Nothing? Oh, yeah, of
course loves having fun.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
I'm making Vegas DJ money wow.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Wow, just no, he has to clean the pool at
the end of it.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
He gets the DJ, but then they make him put
the little pool skim through at the end to get
all the foam. Everyone's going the bathroom in there. That's
the other thing. Everybody's going pe in that pool.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Right yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
And they're just like farting in there because like the
Vegas pool, it's like everybody else is doing it, why
not me?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
And the bathroom line is long, like you don't want
you're drunk, plus.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
You have a pool boner's like you don't want to
get out of the water and spot, Yeah, otherwise you're
gonna lose your spot.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Oh my god. And is just in there having the time.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
You know what it was and no regrets here.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
It was even warm enough for a pool port mark.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
He has the thing.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Oh they tinted.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, So it was just.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
All the sneezes and the coughs and the farts.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
There was a hole in the tent, so everything was
floating out of there.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
There's something else you were gonna havering. Yes, I forgot.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Exactly what night it was, but we were getting back
to our hotel room and you could just hear somebody
going at it, like they were like moaning away. I
don't know what room it was. It was definitely like
one of the ones next was because we were like
we just both stopped as we were like putting the
key in the.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Door, having a lot more fun than us what is happening.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
But it made me think because I feel like I
never actually consider if like you can hear outside or
you can always always the sound just travels out to
that hallway so easily.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
It's like think about when you're laying in your hotel
room and you're just like, I just want to sleep
in and then you hear people coming in the middle
of the night. You know, you hear people coming down
the hall, you hear kids walking, you hear a stroller
rolling down there.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
It's like you can hear everything.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
It's like the worst part is doing that in your room.
You're in your room, you know, it's it's private, you're
not thinking about everyone else that's at the resort, and
you're in the midst of that and you hear family
walk by.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
You know, you're just like kids, let's go to the arcade. Oh,
I guess they can hear anyways.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
So you heard this couple going at it so and uh.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
You know you could only hear them from the outside
because then once we walked into.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
A room, you couldn't hear them anymore.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Yeah, a bunch of thunking on the walls afterwards, and
then that inspired you and your man to try to
out thunk.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Them, obviously, and we won.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Did you go with it? Was it just you and
your boy?
Speaker 6 (10:40):
Yeah, because it had been a while since we went,
just us too. We had kind of gone in hold
the whole time.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
You got that's like stomach ache.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
No, I don't know if it was the first day
that we got there, but I was like, yeah, I
should have gone to the restroom like before even leaving
on this trip, because then I was.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Like trip ship and then just hold it from there
on out, just so that it was just stacking turns.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Every time you eat, just piling.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
It's like a turn traffic jam. At that point you're
just probing them up.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
So just going home late, like.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
I didn't get it. Why why aren't we getting let out? Oh?
Speaker 6 (11:22):
Survived, you guys, And I'm telling you get one of
those little travel like what is it popery things you
are shipping I just won't hate.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
And you're in there covered it up with your coughs.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You know, you have to turn the shower on.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Oh, hit the shower.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
You showered together.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Sometimes I do.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
That's another thing about these hotel rooms. It's like, turn
the shower on. But then sometimes there's like no door.
It's like a fucking glass window.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
And you can see into the bathroom or it's like
one of those sliding cravacy barn style door things.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
It's like you can see around the sides of it.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Like why why did they look at hotel bathrooms? Like
we need to make these cooler and way less private
and way and more water getting on the ground, and
like they're just like the most poorly designed bathrooms.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Give someone some bathroom privacy.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
You want to go in there and make some ships
and make some noise, Like let them actually close the
door that seals. I always get weirded out in hotel
rooms about like when there's a door to an adjoining room.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Oh, I know, they're like, oh, don't worry about that,
it's locked. I'm like, yeah, but you can hear everything, right,
I know.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
That's even sound travels through there easier than it does
the wall, Like, what.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Are we doing?
Speaker 5 (12:25):
You know that?
Speaker 6 (12:25):
I think the best hotel I've stayed in is it's
called like the Oxford.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Have you stayed there?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Why?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Because that's how just you know, people say it.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Okay, I've never heard it said like that.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
Yeah, I'm either you've never heard of The only person
I said like that Robles.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
That's how people. That's how white people say it.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Anyways, the Oxford.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Yeah, do you if there is like, let's say, like
a bathtub, do you guys stay in it?
Speaker 5 (12:51):
I mean, do you guys go in it? Or do
you guys feel weird out by it?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I don't like baths.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Its not really it's kind of romantic, but me and
my husband will will do a couples bath sometimes.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
But at your home or hotel. Oh okay.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
You ever hit the jets though in one of those
tubs and all.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, it's just sprayed out there and you're just like,
you shouldn't hit that.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
But as bad as a Vegas pool?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Oh yeah, all that water is just collected hair and
there and stuff, and you're like, we should turn the
jets on.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Don't ever turn the jets on. All sorts of nasty.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Everything about a hotel room.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
I'm just like, like, I really try not to think
about it, even getting in the sheets. I like taking
my own blanket, but we well this time.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
We'll bring.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
But normally, but it was so gross, even like getting
in the sheets, just because I felt like something was
either going to crawl on me or I was just
gonna be like, there's no way that they washed those sheets.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
They don't hurrahs that mattresses from the eighties that soaked up.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
A lot of arts.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Anyways, glad you had a good trip. Yeah, thank you.
It was so fun, all of this great content.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
When did you put any? I told, texted Jess put
twenty bucks on Red three for me? Did you win?
Speaker 6 (14:05):
I didn't put any My boyfriend put one hundred and
he won a hundred.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Not on Red three though it was just on red.
It was okay. So I asked you to place the
bet for me. You didn't do it. Thanks a lot.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Oh wow, I said in the text, I said, did you?
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I said, no, one's good. I said, I'll vemo you
as soon as like me.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I don't think so I would have if you said, hey,
we're going to go put plate, that place that bet
for you a lot.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
I don't know you were serious, but I guess I
should have.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Anyway when it comes to gambling.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Glad you had a good trip, jess Thank you, Yessica.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Gross
All right, Jess.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Wow, wow, wow, wild thoughts here we are, well thoughts,
it's Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
We're back here, we are.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
We were off yesterday, so we're back and today feels
like a Monday, but it's actually Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
So then we are going to do well.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
You remember, remember last week we talked to Jess about
what we're going to talk about on Monday, which is
now today, and we were like, Jess, you're going to Vegas,
bring the Ratchetree. Remember that.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
She's like, oh I will. She's She's like, I will
the ratetree.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Hold my beer. It's going to get super ratchetree in Vegas.
One quick note our regular show podcast if because a
lot of people keep asking the talk bouts of stuff
the podcast Thursday and Friday, the company said.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
They gone and they took they took them down. They
yanked them right off.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Now, speaking of getting yanked off, you went to Vegas
with your boyfriend, Jess, talk about the ratchet Tree.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
I did go to Vegas with my friend.
Speaker 6 (00:43):
Can I talk to you guys about how I feel
like the clubs that I went to weren't really getting
that like crazy in terms of how people were dancing.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
So I mean, I you had to dial it back
to like, like, who are all these Mormons in here?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Nobody is dancing?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Hey, leave the Mormon community out of this.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
I was still in Vegas, so you know, I was
doing my thing because I like, I love dancing, and
you know, if my boyfriend's there, like I'm doing my
thing on him.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I guess you're just like he just like is awkwardly,
like he likes standing or sitting in his.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Head and then you're just like grinding away or does
he like match your energy? Like the energy so you
guys are like on.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Beat, he is on b I gotta give that to
him because he's not a big club guy. So for me,
like I can go to the club, I can be
on the dancer for like three hours and that's like
fun to me, like just because I like dancing. To him,
he's like, how do you even find fun in that?
Like for that long?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Okayeah, okay, But but he's like bouncing his junk off
your bet while you're talking club boner.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Why do guys do that?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
That happened? What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Sure you've gotten a bone ski in the club.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I don't know if I've gotten a club boner, but
like high school dances, Like you can't control that thing.
That thing's like but it pops up out of nowhere,
like here's what are you gonna do? That's when you
watch like middle school and high school dances. If you
ever looked around, all the guys like have their butt
way out when they're slow dancing, because like otherwise they.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Just be Yeah, feel a.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Little poke coming through. That's what that whole song. I'm
sure it happens all the time.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
That is so like if you're wearing jeans, like it's
not like full on like boying, you have.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
One of those whimpy boners, not like vital blasts.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Right, they just tuck it into the waistband, right then.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Lara Denham can't hold that'll blow hole right through the pocket.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You can tuck it up into your waistband sometimes you want,
or you can tuck it down the other way.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Like between your legs.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, but that kind of hurts. Yeah you can. You
can turn it back and really down.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Can you push it in?
Speaker 6 (02:46):
No?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
I can invert it.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
No.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
I don't know why I heard I heard that guys
could do that.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
You could do it, not bone ski Oh wait, you
can do acid you could push that thing all over
the place.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Like as in like full on, like it's very mushable.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
You could almost weird.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Well, some guys could not mean I mean, that'd be
like put in taking a magician and taking all the
things he's pulled up his.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Hat and back back.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Then.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I wouldn't be able to do that because it's too
much out.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
But yeah, some of those and then it's just hand
flat to Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
But then you're a ken doll.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Right, you could kend all yourself sort of Oh my god,
are nuts?
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I want to try that on my husband.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
You can like mush the things all around you know,
as as a as a young lad you spend a
lot of time just like you seeing all the different
and seeing like all the different ways you can contort
it and bend it, wrap it up and stuff like
sometimes you just use your other other thing to wrap
everything up.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
You could try all kinds of stuff that's really gross.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Yeah, okay weird.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Wait, you ladies don't ever try that kind of stuff,
Like let me see if I can pull on this
and like if that thing will stretch over here, and
like I have not tried stretching my No.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
I don't think it's it's I.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Don't think it stretches enough to be like, yeah, let
me put it over my leg or something to the.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Ladies that are dancing at you know, the Rusty.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
So your man's in the club, he's got a bone ski,
you're dancing on him. Yeah, and I feel like coming.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Through on your I mean at that point I had
too many drinks to even tell.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
But you were talking about the dancing in general, like
the vibe wasn't there.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
No, I feel like people were Maybe I maybe I
just didn't look hard enough, But I feel like I
feel like people get more ratchet like here at the
clubs here than they even do over there. So I
don't know if everybody was just trying to be like
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I think it depends what clubs you go to.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah, let's talk about it.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
I went to one called Jewel, which I had never
gone to before.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Sounds familiar.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
No, it was not in Hurrahs. I don't think Horahs
has a club in.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I hope not. If they don't go.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
To it, it would have probably been been Yeah, there
was Jewel, there was.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I went to a pool party. Did get in the water,
Did think about.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
The fact that you I felt in your mouth.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
No, people are.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Doing more than peenis. There's pool boners.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
All over the place, ye.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Seeping into your pores.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Like, do you think they change that water?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
You know, how long would it take to change four
hundred thousand gallons of water.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
They're in the middle of the desert. That's the same
water that's been in there since nineteen ninety eight and open.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Also, there's there's like beach balls that people are hitting
like every five minutes or every two minutes at that.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
So the water is like splashing everywhere.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
So if you have a drink in your head and
going in there, for sure, it's in your mouth.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
It's in your nostril, is in your ear hole, it's
in definitely in your bee hole, your hole because those
are underwater like stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
That's just it's just obviously washing.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
There are people just like not getting infections left and
right from the pool water.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Because they have that sign if you've had diarrhea in
the last fourteen days, you're not allowed to use.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Nobody listens to that.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I know my wife Kate's like, if that was true,
I would never get into a swimming pool my entire life.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
But does anyone ever think about that.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I think about a lot of times that at public
pools or like swimming pools in general, particularly the Vegas
pool because there's like so much stuff going on there.
But like all a public swimming pool is is just
like one big bidet. It's just in there washing everybody's butthole.
I know, everybody's butthole is washing against the water. There's
nothing that's keeping your butthole from not being washed by
the water and then that water later splashing you in
(06:27):
the mouth.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
See that's why I mean, Yeah, I think about this,
and I still get in knowing this, but at least
I'm not like putting my head in the water like
other people. And I saw some people do that at
the pool party that I was.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
At that we got in both eyes for sure, Like.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Guys were just like, you know, having a time.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
They were drinking, so they were they would like put
their head in there and stuff.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
And that My.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Buddy got an HGA in a Vegas pool party one time.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
You know, really yeah in the water.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Yes, so you know what's going on in that pool.
He's not the only one.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
And like finished in the water.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Ew, that's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, you're telling me, you're the one swimming in it.
You Sickoh you're gross. I don't get that water.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I'm not stupid, You're never The Vegas pool party is
most best enjoyed from the pool deck, right next to
the pool.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I'll be at the bar if you need.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
So you really have never gone into a Vegas pool.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I mean I probably have. Let's be honest.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Everyone has, but you can't help them.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Think about it.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Gross.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
It's so gross.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
One of those days when it's one hundred and fifteen,
you have to get in the water.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
It's so hot out there. It's disgusting. Though. It's gross.
Which pool party was this that you were jerking off
your mail?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
That marquee?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Okay, did you see.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
And I said hello? I went over to say hello,
and I told him that I worked.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
And he didn't remember. You look like the biggest groupie.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
No.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
So I just I literally was just like, I like, hey,
like just wanted to say hi. I wanted like to
let you know that I work with Graham. Sorry I
didn't mention you, Selina.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I don't know why.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
But then but then I was like, that's like a
once they hang in there left.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
You didn't buy him a shot? Nothing? Oh, yeah, of
course loves having fun.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
I'm making Vegas DJ money wow.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Wow, just no, he has to clean the pool at
the end of it.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
He gets the DJ, but then they make him put
the little pool skim through at the end to get
all the foam. Everyone's going the bathroom in there. That's
the other thing. Everybody's going pe in that pool.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Right yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
And they're just like farting in there because like the
Vegas pool, it's like everybody else is doing it, why
not me?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
And the bathroom line is long, like you don't want
you're drunk, plus.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
You have a pool boner's like you don't want to
get out of the water and spot, Yeah, otherwise you're
gonna lose your spot.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Oh my god. And is just in there having the time.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
You know what it was and no regrets here.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
It was even warm enough for a pool port mark.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
He has the thing.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Oh they tinted.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, So it was just.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
All the sneezes and the coughs and the farts.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
There was a hole in the tent, so everything was
floating out of there.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
There's something else you were gonna havering. Yes, I forgot.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Exactly what night it was, but we were getting back
to our hotel room and you could just hear somebody
going at it, like they were like moaning away. I
don't know what room it was. It was definitely like
one of the ones next was because we were like
we just both stopped as we were like putting the
key in the.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Door, having a lot more fun than us what is happening.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
But it made me think because I feel like I
never actually consider if like you can hear outside or
you can always always the sound just travels out to
that hallway so easily.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
It's like think about when you're laying in your hotel
room and you're just like, I just want to sleep
in and then you hear people coming in the middle
of the night. You know, you hear people coming down
the hall, you hear kids walking, you hear a stroller
rolling down there.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
It's like you can hear everything.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
It's like the worst part is doing that in your room.
You're in your room, you know, it's it's private, you're
not thinking about everyone else that's at the resort, and
you're in the midst of that and you hear family
walk by.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
You know, you're just like kids, let's go to the arcade. Oh,
I guess they can hear anyways.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
So you heard this couple going at it so and uh.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
You know you could only hear them from the outside
because then once we walked into.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
A room, you couldn't hear them anymore.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Yeah, a bunch of thunking on the walls afterwards, and
then that inspired you and your man to try to
out thunk.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Them, obviously, and we won.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Did you go with it? Was it just you and
your boy?
Speaker 6 (10:40):
Yeah, because it had been a while since we went,
just us too. We had kind of gone in hold
the whole time.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
You got that's like stomach ache.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
No, I don't know if it was the first day
that we got there, but I was like, yeah, I
should have gone to the restroom like before even leaving
on this trip, because then I was.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Like trip ship and then just hold it from there
on out, just so that it was just stacking turns.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Every time you eat, just piling.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
It's like a turn traffic jam. At that point you're
just probing them up.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
So just going home late, like.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
I didn't get it. Why why aren't we getting let out? Oh?
Speaker 6 (11:22):
Survived, you guys, And I'm telling you get one of
those little travel like what is it popery things you
are shipping I just won't hate.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
And you're in there covered it up with your coughs.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You know, you have to turn the shower on.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Oh, hit the shower.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
You showered together.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Sometimes I do.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
That's another thing about these hotel rooms. It's like, turn
the shower on. But then sometimes there's like no door.
It's like a fucking glass window.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
And you can see into the bathroom or it's like
one of those sliding cravacy barn style door things.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
It's like you can see around the sides of it.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Like why why did they look at hotel bathrooms? Like
we need to make these cooler and way less private
and way and more water getting on the ground, and
like they're just like the most poorly designed bathrooms.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Give someone some bathroom privacy.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
You want to go in there and make some ships
and make some noise, Like let them actually close the
door that seals. I always get weirded out in hotel
rooms about like when there's a door to an adjoining room.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Oh, I know, they're like, oh, don't worry about that,
it's locked. I'm like, yeah, but you can hear everything, right,
I know.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
That's even sound travels through there easier than it does
the wall, Like, what.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Are we doing?
Speaker 5 (12:25):
You know that?
Speaker 6 (12:25):
I think the best hotel I've stayed in is it's
called like the Oxford.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Have you stayed there?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Why?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Because that's how just you know, people say it.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Okay, I've never heard it said like that.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
Yeah, I'm either you've never heard of The only person
I said like that Robles.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
That's how people. That's how white people say it.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Anyways, the Oxford.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Yeah, do you if there is like, let's say, like
a bathtub, do you guys stay in it?
Speaker 5 (12:51):
I mean, do you guys go in it? Or do
you guys feel weird out by it?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I don't like baths.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Its not really it's kind of romantic, but me and
my husband will will do a couples bath sometimes.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
But at your home or hotel. Oh okay.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
You ever hit the jets though in one of those
tubs and all.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, it's just sprayed out there and you're just like,
you shouldn't hit that.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
But as bad as a Vegas pool?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Oh yeah, all that water is just collected hair and
there and stuff, and you're like, we should turn the
jets on.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Don't ever turn the jets on. All sorts of nasty.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Everything about a hotel room.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
I'm just like, like, I really try not to think
about it, even getting in the sheets. I like taking
my own blanket, but we well this time.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
We'll bring.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
But normally, but it was so gross, even like getting
in the sheets, just because I felt like something was
either going to crawl on me or I was just
gonna be like, there's no way that they washed those sheets.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
They don't hurrahs that mattresses from the eighties that soaked up.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
A lot of arts.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Anyways, glad you had a good trip. Yeah, thank you.
It was so fun, all of this great content.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
When did you put any? I told, texted Jess put
twenty bucks on Red three for me? Did you win?
Speaker 6 (14:05):
I didn't put any My boyfriend put one hundred and
he won a hundred.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Not on Red three though it was just on red.
It was okay. So I asked you to place the
bet for me. You didn't do it. Thanks a lot.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Oh wow, I said in the text, I said, did you?
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I said, no, one's good. I said, I'll vemo you
as soon as like me.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I don't think so I would have if you said, hey,
we're going to go put plate, that place that bet
for you a lot.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
I don't know you were serious, but I guess I
should have.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Anyway when it comes to gambling.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Glad you had a good trip, jess Thank you, Yessica.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Gross
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