January 21, 2025 • 14 mins
On today's episode we talked about the top kinks that Gen Zers have.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wild thoughts and we're back at it.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
But isn't it Monday today?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
It feels like it.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
It feels like we had yesterday off, so like this
Tuesday is giving major Monday. It really, I don't know
if I'm ready to just dive into a wild thoughts
and like get all grossy.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I know I'm not ready for that as disgustiness.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I need at least a day into the week to
really get there. But here we are, all right, We're here,
We're here anyways. I found a survey from bumble. Okay,
these are the top fetishes and positions and things like that.
Let's start with uh fetishes for guys.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Any of them will take anything. We don't care.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
It says that role play like feet stuff in latex,
that's like that's old nobody, nobody likes it anymore.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Oh wow, And like latex, you mean like some of
that dominatrix type stuff nuts out and they just put
on heels and just.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Mash them or just wearing like latex outfits and stuff
like I'm not a thing anymore, not cool anymore. The
number one kink was continuing after climax, like you just
keep going, but what.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
If it doesn't keep going, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
You just keep going?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, but what if it does make it?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
You just go Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
But sometimes it doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Then this is not the king for you. I guess
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Sometimes the flat wall is no longer standing up, then
you make it. And also at that point, like your brain,
at least for a lot of us, you know, your
mind needs yeah, and it shifts to something totally different,
and it's like, you know what, I would like a
sandwich right now and to go do something different?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, maybe nap coming in second was well.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You ladies didn't weigh in on that one.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
I mean, what's different for ladies?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I feel yeah, I mean you're faking it anyway, so.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Continuing you have to.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Keep going if the other person hasn't. Yeah, do you
know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I guess it's a little different. It's not that big of a.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Deal because I feel like we can continue.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, but don't you want the sandwich and to go
start your household chores?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Sandwich?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
But no, I don't want to get to Do you want.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
To go start back?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Don't you want to go start vacuuming or whatever else?
You ladies do it on.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Weekends coming in second was doing it on an open
air balcony.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Okay, thoughts on that, lady, And that sounds.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Nice, but like I I, it's not too often I'm
want an open air balcony. And normally when I am,
there's like other balconies and people down below.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
It's like an apartment building and the other balcony is
like two feet away and there's like somebody cooking something
that smells something growth that's wafting over there.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, maybe like on vacation, that's what I think people mean.
But even then there's other rooms, other balconies. There's like
you look outside the room off the balcony, there's the
pool with families.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Unless you're like the top floor, crazy ocean view, and yeah,
nobody on either side or like the hotel doesn't like
wrap around and the rooms aren't looking back towards you.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
That's different.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yea, you guys, ever, like I'm multiple times just either
you know, in a car in Vegas or something, or
walking on the street and you just look up and
like you just see people naked people in the hotel room.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I've seen that in Santa Cruz. Not getting busy, just
a naked kind about any one time.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Oh that's different.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, that's very Santa Cruz with him.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I've seen a lot of Vegas ones and I'm like,
do they not know that people get the window or
they just don't care because like anonymous person down below,
who cares?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
WHOA, I don't think I could do that, but who
oh nobody knows.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
It's you.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I know.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
But still wait, but you're talking about in the balcony
or through the window.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Through the window, they don't have the curtains closed?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Could you do that?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Though?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I feel like I'm just so paranoid. I didn't be
like close the curtains, you know, depend on how you are.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Smoke like two joints that okay?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Or you know, and I don't understand. The third biggest
turn on was having sex all playing video games.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I can see that combined like to your two loves, but.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Like like we're doing things and the guys just like
playing like two K or something like yeah, no, I
don't want.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
That, not for you, that's not for you thing, that's
more for the for us. And I don't want to say, oh, guys,
because there are female gamers out there, maybe they would
enjoy that while they're playing what kind of video games
do women play? Like vacuuming games?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Wow, you're not kidding, But is it like a who
can like make a fastest video game?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
I'm jo the women gamer community is coming at you.
That's okay, underscore nine four.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Nine female gamers.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I'm joking, but they would probably enjoy while they're playing
having their man perform a little something something.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Right, you're going to lose.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
You're not going to be concentrated on the game.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, but you don't care if you're losing because you
are winning at that same moment.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
The equivalent for us is like getting something something and
we're watching like love is blind.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Okay, but you're kind of like, hey, move out of
the way, like.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
You're distracting me.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Okay, here what they just hear? What they just said?
Can you rewind it?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
That was followed by waking someone up with head Wow.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, who doesn't want that? Show me the person that
doesn't want that thing?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I can't see that.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I feel like that's mostly guys though, yeah right.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Right, well I feel like this this list is mostly guys.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, again, it doesn't matter what the thing is, we'll
say yes to.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
All of them, will take it.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
This one working out naked. I'm sorry, that sounds disgusting.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Working out naked.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
May I don't know, maybe it sounds better than you
actually go to do it and then you see somebody
like sweaty flexing and grunting and weird positions and like
I don't need to see that.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I'm sorry that just everything about that just sounds really disgusting.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Plus you'll get kicked out of your local gym, like
they will not allow that.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
What about like working out naked at home, like a
home Maybe I have a home gym.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Still, that just feels wrong.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
You some spray wipe down that equipment? Please?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Do you guys want some more things?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yes? So this is guys. We're desperate. We'll take anything.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
You'll say yes to anything. So this these next things,
these are what gen z is into. Okay, I'm not
even joking. It says cuddling took the top spot.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Oh god, are you serious?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Cuddling not surprising?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I mean I like a good cuddle too, but not
more than like.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, but after a.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Hey, what's number two?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Following close behind hanging out in a hotel bathtub with
a tremendous view. These are their fantasies hotel, bathtub with
a view.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
That's a romantic thing, and get your glass of wine
and some rose petals and go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Or who fantasizes about that? Like just go and take
a bath that that you want to Number three doing
it in the shower. This shouldn't be on anybody's list
of fantasies.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, we've all done it well, done it well.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Maybe because ten zers are like barely tapping into.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
It, into sex or like you like.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
That, trying out different things. Maybe they couldn't rent out
a hotel before.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
So it's like they're exploring, you know.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
They're not drinking as much, they're not going out and
partying as much. Like maybe this is the thing that
they think is like to be an adult. They're like,
I think third base is a bubble bath, and I think.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Wait, that's actually really cute.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah, I think a home run is taking a shower
with someone. They have different definitions, you.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Know, I guess so until they realize it's actually they're
missing out.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Okay, now, positions, the favorite position, Oh, here.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
We go, all of it for a guy that it
doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Zoomers were twice as likely to report Missionary as their favorite.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
What's a zoomer?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
That's the ones older than millennials, right, zoomer?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
So that would be.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Like somebody rebranded that one zoomer. What is a zoomer?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I know it's older than millennials, but what are the ages?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I think it's like an older gen Ziers or Zoomers.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Aren't they?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Oh gen Z for zoomers.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
So oh gen Zers are the older Zoomers? Are the
old gen Zer gen Zers?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Like?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
How old are we talking? Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Tho Zoomers are still gen z but the older one?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Yes, So I think this is me.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
You're a zoomer.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
That means the group spans what ages? Because the same
Some argue that the oldest Zoomers were born in nineteen
ninety five. I was born in nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Jesus, Oh my god, that means I'm an oldest.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Okay, zoomer, you were born in ninety five?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Yeah, what were you guys doing during that year?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Was? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I was still just the thought I was even I
was an accident.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I might have been in the wombs at that point.
Yeah that was ninety.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
All right, So Jess missionary is your favorite?
Speaker 4 (09:04):
No? I like it, but I wouldn't say it's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
What is your favorite?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
My favorite is.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I feel uncomfortable? Yeah, well it's like my sister talking.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, now that you said it, let's just ren through this.
Listeners loves the missionary. Yes they do.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Here's something they just learned about it, like what we
just got beast in the bubble bath.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
The next is missionary.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah. I thought that it was going to be more
younger friends ers.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Well there's it's still gen z. But you know they're like,
they're like the boring stuff the missionary it is. Listen,
I don't get kneeling.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Who's doing the kneeling?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Seventy four percent said kneeling was their favorite. I doesn't
say who's doing the kneeling. That's why I'm confused.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Both kneeling because I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Oh, that's when they're kneeling by their bedside praying before bed.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
They think that's a sex act. It's not. That's just
regulartle praying.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Seventy two percent say face to face isn't thatonary unless
unless I don't.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Know, that doesn't work. Wait, that's missionary.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
But yeah, but but but that's face to face laying
maybe this is face to face standing, yeah, but face
to face like you with the mirror, or face to
face sideways.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I don't know, there's no face.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
You got to be kind of similar heights for that
to work out if you're just standing there.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
So maybe that's what it is when crouches down or
carries the other.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Person, because if you're like for a guy, if you're
tall and your lady's a lot shorter than you, you have
to pick him up.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, face to face.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
So maybe that's what it is, because that's different than missionary.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I'm still stuck.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I don't understand that someone explained that to us. Seventy
percent said right angle is their favorite, right right?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Who's at the angle?
Speaker 4 (10:53):
No, that's picture of your body? Like this right angle
is picture like cuddling mode.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Okay, big spoon, little spoon.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Bigspoon, little spoon that I would assume that's the right Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I think little spoon is. That's like, but it's more it.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Wouldn't be but legs bent, So yeah, making the right angle.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Hey, we're just guessing. Apparently we're the gen zs.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
They don't know anything about We don't know anything about that.
Like bro I totally right angled this chick last night.
You wouldn't believe it. She started out kneeling, then we
went face to face.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
And then I just right angled all over her, Like
what what I've never heard of anything?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Cow Girl is next? That's their favorites and then and
then or or oh the world oral sex, say that's
your favorite?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
That the least.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Favorite doggie style in sixty nine.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Those are the least favorite zoomers.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
You guys are It's like everything that our generation was into,
like the newer generation does not.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Like yeah, are they doing that just to be the opposite?
Like my parents used to do it this way? So
let's not do it like that. Let me kneel next
to you.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
What do I have?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
So many questions? According to Bumble and Bumble, they surveyed
a good number of people on their apps.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
So I guess I'm just gonna have to go wait
till I get home and off the work Wi Fi
to Google kneeling right.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Angle to it?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Will you report back to see what comes up?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah, we need something because I need some clarification. Why
isn't there a little drawing attached with those usually should
be like a little sketch or something shows you like,
what the hell do you want.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Me to just look it up?
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Yeah, just look it up.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I don't think you're gonna get.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Well, I hope you don't get, like actual sex position.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I found something on the Bad Girl's Bible. That's what
the second the website is called.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
All right, so let me know, hold on, let me
know what you got. It says other than getting terminated
from work.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Because this is our to get into the kneeling position.
Your man needs to start by standing on the floor
while you kneel on the bed. Okay, you'll be facing
each other. Before you go any further, you need to
make sure that the base of his vinsker is that
about the same height as your vagine.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
But you're face to face?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Yeah, so face to face is also kneeling.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Then, hold on, that's a little different. Let's start with this.
You're confusing.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Sounds like a roof of virgins. We're like, I don't know.
It goes where you stick it in?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
What?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Okay, So your vinskirt and vagine have to be face
to face.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
If it's not, then you have to put a few
sturdy books under the bed to raise it. Get or
get your man to stand on something so that you
guys are both at the right height.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
That doesn't sound.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Or you can even kneel on a memory foam pillow
to be higher. When you are both at a good height,
your man can then enter you.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
So the woman is kneeling on the bed and the
guy is standing.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Yeah, but then the guy is too short, so you
have to put some books under.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Your stand on a couple of I pull out the
Bible out of the night stand there and I stand
on that to get to the right way.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I've never heard of this, neither neither. This is like some.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
New so then okay, okay, so then it's like this
and new.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah, yeah, one standing when is kneeling on the bed.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Wow, just just acted it out with her fingers, which
is great for a podcast.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
But like she was, her fingers were hooking up there
for a second.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I hope you learned as much as we did in
today's wild We clearly have a lot of the most
confusing survey. I gotta go back to sex school.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
We have a lot more learning to do. Can you
google the right angle? Let's do that. I'll do that
on my own tongue. The hell is a right angle?
Wild thoughts and we're back at it.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
But isn't it Monday today?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
It feels like it.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
It feels like we had yesterday off, so like this
Tuesday is giving major Monday. It really, I don't know
if I'm ready to just dive into a wild thoughts
and like get all grossy.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I know I'm not ready for that as disgustiness.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I need at least a day into the week to
really get there. But here we are, all right, We're here,
We're here anyways. I found a survey from bumble. Okay,
these are the top fetishes and positions and things like that.
Let's start with uh fetishes for guys.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Any of them will take anything. We don't care.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
It says that role play like feet stuff in latex,
that's like that's old nobody, nobody likes it anymore.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Oh wow, And like latex, you mean like some of
that dominatrix type stuff nuts out and they just put
on heels and just.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Mash them or just wearing like latex outfits and stuff
like I'm not a thing anymore, not cool anymore. The
number one kink was continuing after climax, like you just
keep going, but what.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
If it doesn't keep going, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
You just keep going?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, but what if it does make it?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
You just go Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
But sometimes it doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Then this is not the king for you. I guess
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Sometimes the flat wall is no longer standing up, then
you make it. And also at that point, like your brain,
at least for a lot of us, you know, your
mind needs yeah, and it shifts to something totally different,
and it's like, you know what, I would like a
sandwich right now and to go do something different?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, maybe nap coming in second was well.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You ladies didn't weigh in on that one.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
I mean, what's different for ladies?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I feel yeah, I mean you're faking it anyway, so.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Continuing you have to.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Keep going if the other person hasn't. Yeah, do you
know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I guess it's a little different. It's not that big of a.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Deal because I feel like we can continue.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, but don't you want the sandwich and to go
start your household chores?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Sandwich?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
But no, I don't want to get to Do you want.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
To go start back?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Don't you want to go start vacuuming or whatever else?
You ladies do it on.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Weekends coming in second was doing it on an open
air balcony.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Okay, thoughts on that, lady, And that sounds.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Nice, but like I I, it's not too often I'm
want an open air balcony. And normally when I am,
there's like other balconies and people down below.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
It's like an apartment building and the other balcony is
like two feet away and there's like somebody cooking something
that smells something growth that's wafting over there.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, maybe like on vacation, that's what I think people mean.
But even then there's other rooms, other balconies. There's like
you look outside the room off the balcony, there's the
pool with families.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Unless you're like the top floor, crazy ocean view, and yeah,
nobody on either side or like the hotel doesn't like
wrap around and the rooms aren't looking back towards you.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
That's different.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yea, you guys, ever, like I'm multiple times just either
you know, in a car in Vegas or something, or
walking on the street and you just look up and
like you just see people naked people in the hotel room.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I've seen that in Santa Cruz. Not getting busy, just
a naked kind about any one time.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Oh that's different.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, that's very Santa Cruz with him.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I've seen a lot of Vegas ones and I'm like,
do they not know that people get the window or
they just don't care because like anonymous person down below,
who cares?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
WHOA, I don't think I could do that, but who
oh nobody knows.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
It's you.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I know.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
But still wait, but you're talking about in the balcony
or through the window.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Through the window, they don't have the curtains closed?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Could you do that?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Though?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I feel like I'm just so paranoid. I didn't be
like close the curtains, you know, depend on how you are.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Smoke like two joints that okay?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Or you know, and I don't understand. The third biggest
turn on was having sex all playing video games.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I can see that combined like to your two loves, but.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Like like we're doing things and the guys just like
playing like two K or something like yeah, no, I
don't want.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
That, not for you, that's not for you thing, that's
more for the for us. And I don't want to say, oh, guys,
because there are female gamers out there, maybe they would
enjoy that while they're playing what kind of video games
do women play? Like vacuuming games?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Wow, you're not kidding, But is it like a who
can like make a fastest video game?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
I'm jo the women gamer community is coming at you.
That's okay, underscore nine four.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Nine female gamers.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I'm joking, but they would probably enjoy while they're playing
having their man perform a little something something.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Right, you're going to lose.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
You're not going to be concentrated on the game.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, but you don't care if you're losing because you
are winning at that same moment.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
The equivalent for us is like getting something something and
we're watching like love is blind.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Okay, but you're kind of like, hey, move out of
the way, like.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
You're distracting me.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Okay, here what they just hear? What they just said?
Can you rewind it?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
That was followed by waking someone up with head Wow.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, who doesn't want that? Show me the person that
doesn't want that thing?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I can't see that.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I feel like that's mostly guys though, yeah right.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Right, well I feel like this this list is mostly guys.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, again, it doesn't matter what the thing is, we'll
say yes to.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
All of them, will take it.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
This one working out naked. I'm sorry, that sounds disgusting.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Working out naked.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
May I don't know, maybe it sounds better than you
actually go to do it and then you see somebody
like sweaty flexing and grunting and weird positions and like
I don't need to see that.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I'm sorry that just everything about that just sounds really disgusting.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Plus you'll get kicked out of your local gym, like
they will not allow that.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
What about like working out naked at home, like a
home Maybe I have a home gym.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Still, that just feels wrong.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
You some spray wipe down that equipment? Please?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Do you guys want some more things?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yes? So this is guys. We're desperate. We'll take anything.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
You'll say yes to anything. So this these next things,
these are what gen z is into. Okay, I'm not
even joking. It says cuddling took the top spot.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Oh god, are you serious?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Cuddling not surprising?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I mean I like a good cuddle too, but not
more than like.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, but after a.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Hey, what's number two?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Following close behind hanging out in a hotel bathtub with
a tremendous view. These are their fantasies hotel, bathtub with
a view.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
That's a romantic thing, and get your glass of wine
and some rose petals and go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Or who fantasizes about that? Like just go and take
a bath that that you want to Number three doing
it in the shower. This shouldn't be on anybody's list
of fantasies.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, we've all done it well, done it well.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Maybe because ten zers are like barely tapping into.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
It, into sex or like you like.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
That, trying out different things. Maybe they couldn't rent out
a hotel before.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
So it's like they're exploring, you know.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
They're not drinking as much, they're not going out and
partying as much. Like maybe this is the thing that
they think is like to be an adult. They're like,
I think third base is a bubble bath, and I think.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Wait, that's actually really cute.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah, I think a home run is taking a shower
with someone. They have different definitions, you.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Know, I guess so until they realize it's actually they're
missing out.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Okay, now, positions, the favorite position, Oh, here.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
We go, all of it for a guy that it
doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Zoomers were twice as likely to report Missionary as their favorite.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
What's a zoomer?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
That's the ones older than millennials, right, zoomer?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
So that would be.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Like somebody rebranded that one zoomer. What is a zoomer?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I know it's older than millennials, but what are the ages?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I think it's like an older gen Ziers or Zoomers.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Aren't they?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Oh gen Z for zoomers.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
So oh gen Zers are the older Zoomers? Are the
old gen Zer gen Zers?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Like?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
How old are we talking? Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Tho Zoomers are still gen z but the older one?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Yes, So I think this is me.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
You're a zoomer.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
That means the group spans what ages? Because the same
Some argue that the oldest Zoomers were born in nineteen
ninety five. I was born in nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Jesus, Oh my god, that means I'm an oldest.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Okay, zoomer, you were born in ninety five?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Yeah, what were you guys doing during that year?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Was? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I was still just the thought I was even I
was an accident.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I might have been in the wombs at that point.
Yeah that was ninety.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
All right, So Jess missionary is your favorite?
Speaker 4 (09:04):
No? I like it, but I wouldn't say it's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
What is your favorite?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
My favorite is.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I feel uncomfortable? Yeah, well it's like my sister talking.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, now that you said it, let's just ren through this.
Listeners loves the missionary. Yes they do.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Here's something they just learned about it, like what we
just got beast in the bubble bath.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
The next is missionary.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah. I thought that it was going to be more
younger friends ers.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Well there's it's still gen z. But you know they're like,
they're like the boring stuff the missionary it is. Listen,
I don't get kneeling.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Who's doing the kneeling?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Seventy four percent said kneeling was their favorite. I doesn't
say who's doing the kneeling. That's why I'm confused.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Both kneeling because I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Oh, that's when they're kneeling by their bedside praying before bed.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
They think that's a sex act. It's not. That's just
regulartle praying.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Seventy two percent say face to face isn't thatonary unless
unless I don't.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Know, that doesn't work. Wait, that's missionary.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
But yeah, but but but that's face to face laying
maybe this is face to face standing, yeah, but face
to face like you with the mirror, or face to
face sideways.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I don't know, there's no face.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
You got to be kind of similar heights for that
to work out if you're just standing there.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
So maybe that's what it is when crouches down or
carries the other.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Person, because if you're like for a guy, if you're
tall and your lady's a lot shorter than you, you have
to pick him up.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, face to face.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
So maybe that's what it is, because that's different than missionary.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I'm still stuck.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I don't understand that someone explained that to us. Seventy
percent said right angle is their favorite, right right?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Who's at the angle?
Speaker 4 (10:53):
No, that's picture of your body? Like this right angle
is picture like cuddling mode.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Okay, big spoon, little spoon.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Bigspoon, little spoon that I would assume that's the right Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I think little spoon is. That's like, but it's more it.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Wouldn't be but legs bent, So yeah, making the right angle.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Hey, we're just guessing. Apparently we're the gen zs.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
They don't know anything about We don't know anything about that.
Like bro I totally right angled this chick last night.
You wouldn't believe it. She started out kneeling, then we
went face to face.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
And then I just right angled all over her, Like
what what I've never heard of anything?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Cow Girl is next? That's their favorites and then and
then or or oh the world oral sex, say that's
your favorite?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
That the least.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Favorite doggie style in sixty nine.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Those are the least favorite zoomers.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
You guys are It's like everything that our generation was into,
like the newer generation does not.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Like yeah, are they doing that just to be the opposite?
Like my parents used to do it this way? So
let's not do it like that. Let me kneel next
to you.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
What do I have?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
So many questions? According to Bumble and Bumble, they surveyed
a good number of people on their apps.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
So I guess I'm just gonna have to go wait
till I get home and off the work Wi Fi
to Google kneeling right.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Angle to it?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Will you report back to see what comes up?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah, we need something because I need some clarification. Why
isn't there a little drawing attached with those usually should
be like a little sketch or something shows you like,
what the hell do you want.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Me to just look it up?
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Yeah, just look it up.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I don't think you're gonna get.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Well, I hope you don't get, like actual sex position.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I found something on the Bad Girl's Bible. That's what
the second the website is called.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
All right, so let me know, hold on, let me
know what you got. It says other than getting terminated
from work.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Because this is our to get into the kneeling position.
Your man needs to start by standing on the floor
while you kneel on the bed. Okay, you'll be facing
each other. Before you go any further, you need to
make sure that the base of his vinsker is that
about the same height as your vagine.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
But you're face to face?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Yeah, so face to face is also kneeling.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Then, hold on, that's a little different. Let's start with this.
You're confusing.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Sounds like a roof of virgins. We're like, I don't know.
It goes where you stick it in?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
What?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Okay, So your vinskirt and vagine have to be face
to face.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
If it's not, then you have to put a few
sturdy books under the bed to raise it. Get or
get your man to stand on something so that you
guys are both at the right height.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
That doesn't sound.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Or you can even kneel on a memory foam pillow
to be higher. When you are both at a good height,
your man can then enter you.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
So the woman is kneeling on the bed and the
guy is standing.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Yeah, but then the guy is too short, so you
have to put some books under.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Your stand on a couple of I pull out the
Bible out of the night stand there and I stand
on that to get to the right way.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I've never heard of this, neither neither. This is like some.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
New so then okay, okay, so then it's like this
and new.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah, yeah, one standing when is kneeling on the bed.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Wow, just just acted it out with her fingers, which
is great for a podcast.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
But like she was, her fingers were hooking up there
for a second.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I hope you learned as much as we did in
today's wild We clearly have a lot of the most
confusing survey. I gotta go back to sex school.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
We have a lot more learning to do. Can you
google the right angle? Let's do that. I'll do that
on my own tongue. The hell is a right angle?
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