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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, No, Jess, you wanted to start the wild thoughts
off by talking about Pepperoni's.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's because we're already having this conversation off well, off
the air. But Selena, you were talking about the different
shapes because you're looking at bad babies probably well thoughts.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
You can call them nipples in here.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Oh yeah, no, so bad baby posted all these pictures
and she's wearing a wife beater, which still sounds weird
to me, but I don't know how else to describe
what it is. But she's not wearing a broad Jane,
so you can see her nipples underneath. And so I
zoomed in and Graham, you were willing to look, so
I showed you, and I showed Jess as well. She's
(00:37):
just kidding, she's over eighteen. But I was saying, how
like not not the actual like not the areola. I
feel like her nipple part uh huh is uh well,
it's at least bigger than mine. So I was asking you,
have you come across like different types of nipples. Grammy
you said, yeah, there's all kinds of tapes and shapes
and sizes. Jess, you asked about my surgery.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
And so they removed some of the nipple.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, they resized them, and I don't like one of them,
but no one's going to see like.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
In the shape of a smiley face or something.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Like a little heart you should have gotten at Heart's No,
but it's not like perfect circle.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That's no human body has a perfect circle.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
And I mentioned I mentioned this after I just got
them done, like natural ones. It's like nipple and then
the color kind of like tapers off and like blends
with your skin. Okay, right when you get them done
and they cut out a lot of.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Isn't there kind of like a defined line around.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
The more for guys? I think, yes, mine, mine weren't
like that before. Maybe maybe that's after having kids. Yeah,
I don't know. But now it's like it's like line,
but it's not.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Perfect, like an oval instead of a circle.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Maybe just like crooked circle, like a rectangle.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I don't know. I can't a parallel.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Quite describe it. But it's not perfect.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
But there's no But would anybody have a perfect circle
there like that?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I don't know. I haven't seen many I have, and.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I don't think there's perfect circles.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Well then, yeah, I wouldn't know. I think it's probably
no one's going to see it, like who cares. So
I've never really been pressed about it.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Someone might see it if you have like a slip sometime,
like you're to some event and you think you've taped
those puppies down and then going like, yeah, tape down,
tape down the other side.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
You don't, not the left one. You know it's the
left one. Everybody is the left one.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Now we know it's the left side. Went back to
Jess's question about like what they take up? They are
they just removing the out side or are they taking did
they take off some of your actual nipple?
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Do you know what?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I mean?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
There's two different parts right roughly, there's the nipple and
then there's the circle. Yeah, the areola. Okay, what are
they what's happening there?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
So they no, no, no, they they just took off
some of the areola. The circle got it so to reshape.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
That part, Okay, So they don't touch the.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I mean I guess they could if you wanted them to.
I don't want them to touch that part because that's
where there's like a lot of like nerves and everything else,
and I don't want to be able to like The
worst part after getting like surgeries is you lose feeling.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
So I don't want to lose feeling.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Like the important part if you have like big long
goat nipples. I guess if.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Somebody does have that, I'm sure they can they can
fix that, but you probably would lose feeling in that area.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Can women breastfeed after getting one? Yes?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
What functional you get a boob job, you can steal
a breastfeed? Yeah? Interesting, Yeah, that's what I meant.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Why did you think, she asked?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I thought she's talking about the nipple part.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Well, in general that poart.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
We're talking about two different surgeries here.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Potentially I'm sot it all in one.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
But they didn't touch like the nipple part, thelar.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah, it from the outer.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
If they were to operate on the sucky, sucky part,
then are you still able to yeah, breastfeed.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
So talking about this in my misshaped nip reminded me.
Hold on yesterday, I'm on Instagram, right, and I like,
you know how you click on your reil and you
swipe and it brings you a bunch of different ones.
So I found this. It came across. I came across
as a one girl. And all she does is she
posts videos in her two piece. Sometimes it's a swimsuit,
(04:23):
sometimes it's brun underwear, but she posts them with her
bush out. No talking on Instagram. On Instagram on what
side for free? What do you mean what side?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Well, the bush could pop out in multiple different directions.
Which way is it popping out?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
The top? Oh, the top, the top.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
And she said that there's just something so cute to
her about it poking out of the top. So she's
like asking on Instagram like, hey, guys, like, be honest,
how do we feel about the bush? And I went
to the comments.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Everyone's like, oh my god, don't shave it. And I'm like, really,
is this a new movement? I think they've gotten harrier
over the years. I think they've I think the pendulum
swung back towards a harrier rue.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Okay, like a little bit. I think it was like
for a long time it went hair not there.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I thought it was still like that.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I thought so too.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
If anything, it would, you would shave even more, because
you know how low rise jeans kind of started making
a comeback.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
So we're dropping it all the way down to the
top of yours. Yeah, your jeans are dropping all the
way down to the top. Okay, wear that they're that
lows Elliott?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Is that? Does anyone ever call it that?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Or just just you?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Okay? Well I'm just wondering.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
So anyway, So the reason why, so, where does.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
The zipper go on your jeans? If it's like if
you're all the way down there?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Like, what do you mean there's no zipper in the front.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
There's no zipper and low rise jeans, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
So, right, Yeah, a really little one.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
There has to be at one a little of pants.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Can I go back to the bush?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
The girl on Instagram. The reason why my misshaped nipple
made me think of her is because I looked closely
and she's clearly gotten like a tummy tuck, right, and
so the top of her bush, because me, can I
just show you at the top of her bush. It's
a it's a very u there's a line where where
(06:30):
it just stops, and it's not natural because clearly skin
was cut off after that. So it's like bush bush
bush nothing because now it's like stomach skin that was
pulled down. And I'm not I'm not shaming her, but
it took me a while. That's why I went through
a page for like thirty minutes looking at studying it
figure out why why it was like.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
That, how do you get such a clean bush line?
The look on Justice's face was full.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It looks like it was like taken from a different
body part and like.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Let me see paste it there.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
So talk about yourself.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Oh God, bringing over here, bringing over here?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Shook it?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
What in the Drake hairline? Is that?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Right? So it's like it's like, yeah, that what?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
How is this content? How many followers does she have?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Yeah? How does allow this?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Because you can't shame people for body hair she has?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, she has one hundred and thirty thousand followers.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
One hundred and thirty thousand. People want to just look
at this woman, of course she is.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, in all the comments like leave the hair like,
I'm like, I didn't know this was.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
A thing that wasn't for me? That ain't that? Ain't
it chief for me?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
During the winter? Oh I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
So currently it is in the dead of winter right now.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Before I got with my man, this is.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
The dead of winter. Embrace the book. Yeah, it is weird.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
The stuff you can post on Instagram now, I swear
sometimes I'm like, how is this?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, how is this? Okay?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I mean it's not showing like any like real body part.
It's not you know, I know, but I guess it's because.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
We know that there's like fetishes with that, so it
just feels like it's not suitable content for the app.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
I just you get you see videos like that where
like it's there's a lot being shown, very little left
to the imagination.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
It's essentially only fans for free.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, well, I've never been on only fans. I assume
it's a lot.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I haven't been.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Now that you know, there's bush money out there on
Instagram ladies. Any No, you don't have to show an
actual body part.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
You're just showing a bush.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I'd rather show as I would never show that to anybody.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Also feels really uncomfortable to live have a big, scratchy bush.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I don't you're bush shaming right now.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
There's a lot of people this podcast right now are
looking down and they got a thickery.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
That you No, I don't want I just don't want
to see it on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Oh wow, have your bush? Just don't show it to me.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
No, But like, okay, now, I feel mean, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
You're bush shaming.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I actually like seeing it. I said it to my
man and everything, like check this bush.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Out, look at this woman's bush.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yikes. All right, well that's bush talk for you. You guys. Ever,
you've never sported a big bush. I mean you Selenda
during the winter, jeess, you've never.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
It's not my preference. I don't like doing I rather not.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
I rather, but like, right off the bat, when you're
growing up, you're like, I'm gonna get rid of that?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Or do you rock the bush for a while until
you realize.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Are you talking about underage bush right now?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Asking you in your own personal experience your truth?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Were you like, right off the bat, like, oh I
should probably I should probably mow this, Or were you
like rocking the bush just without knowing it for a
long time?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
No bushy bushes?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
In high school, I feel like I knew because you
see your friends in bathing foods and you're like, how
are they able to?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
And then clicks oh, okay, you know true like magazines, Yeah,
you know from a young age because you see celebrities
and stuff.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Yeah, I mean I think by the time.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
You get the bush, you've already kind of started maybe
shaving your legs, right. Yeah, so it's kind of like
you already you already kind of were.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Introduced already in the hair of little game.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah. The awkward part is is because it's like a
very personal thing, at least for me. I couldn't like
rent to my mom and be like, hey, what do
I do with this?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Well, you could.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Never relationship.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
She's like, this has never been shaved in forty years.
Check this out. You don't need to do anything with this.
Check out the Bush. Be proud of your Bush son
or daughter.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
I remember when I saw well, I wish we could
find that clip from the old JV show when I
described seeing my first moose muffin. It was in the
seventh or eighth grade, and I mean I was entranced
by it.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Like what, like is it because you know that, Yeah,
that girls had that.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
I mean I knew they had that, but I don't
think i'd come face to face with one.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
You don't know it's going to be like a full
head of hair.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Like seeing it, Well, I didn't see it is a
moose muffin. It's just coming out the top of the
swimsuit and maybe the sides.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Oh my, because like it was middle school.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
This is pre Like that makes me so sad.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
You were making fun of her.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
I am now, but at the time I was entranced
by it, like like I locked eyes on that thing
and I couldn't dig my eyes off of it.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
It's like, if you're a parent, don't you stop your
kid from doing that?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Like, no, you can't shaming kid into shaving.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Right, I mean I've never I don't know.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Mom, why are you looking down there?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
True?
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Like, what if your daughter came to you and Selena
was like, what am I supposed to do with this thing?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
What's your answer going to? Be?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I will tell like, hey, if she wants there's options.
If she doesn't want to, then you could do nothing.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
What are you sure?
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Pictures of different hairstyles, I'll help you. I'll help you
with this one. Be careful with sharp objects down there,
but you could shave this one.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Extension to add I don't know. And my daughter will
probably never come to me for that type of stuff.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
That's yeah, but I don't know, maybe they might.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
That makes me very happy once again to know that
I don't have kids and that I don't have to
deal with.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
That except for you know, fifty years from now. Yeah,
and you have none about that.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
When that time comes, you're just gonna be big, old,
lonely gray bush, you and your cat, both of them,
both of them huge gray bushes, huge, just like you know.
I know.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I'm upset about mine too.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Hit me I was back.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Yeah, Cat's like, I can't hate. I try, I don't
have thumbs. I can't help you shave that. Sorry, I
can build a crab onto that razor.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Your sick. This is sick bush talk, all right, That
we're going to clean it up in the new year. Yeah, no,
we never agreed to that.