January 28, 2025 • 15 mins
On today's episode we did a deep dive on Cardi B's new piercing and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wild thoughts. It is back it is, I'm.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Here, you're here, Graham, don't tell me Jess is back
in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Dude, I think it's IBS.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
We've made jokes about IBS before in the IBS community
has gotten upset with us, So I don't want to
do that, but I want to say that maybe she
should investigate something funky that's going on with her.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Can that be a result of all the hot chips though?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I think that could screw up your system and your
digestion and whatever, and then send you the bathroom every
ten minutes when it's like, hello, we're at work, we're
here recording stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
The MIC's are on, and you're in there shitting.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I know. So we'll see when she gets in here,
if she even does. One thing that I wanted to
talk about because we had to really censor ourselves on
the air this morning, was Katy B's new butt crack piercing.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, butt crack piercing.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh yeah, how is the bathroom?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
You wash your hands, You call me to come in
this studio because I'm in the other studio, Uh huh,
and then you start recording before I can get here.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Twenty feet long it must have been in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
On the other explanation, only other possible because we said, hey,
we're about to record, well thoughts, we didn't hear anything
other than a flush, and then I didn't hear it.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I didn't hear any hand washing none.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Well, first of all, we don't have microphones in the restroom.
Second of all, I do not go number two at
work or ever.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I still don't understand that one dude.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I told Selena yesterday that I caught the one guy
that works here that doesn't wash his hands. Yeah, we
talked about this dude before, but still it just blows
my mind that when another person is standing at the
sink that was me yesterday, and the dude comes out
of the stall where there's been a lot of grunting
and groaning. Also a jacket hung up on the door,
so he put his jacket back on. And then this time,
(01:40):
this time he did the courtesy. He turned the sink
on and got some water on his hands, but no soap.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Ever, do you realize that that is the same person
that is getting coffee in the morning before us, touching.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
All the buttons and grabbing the same grabbing.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
The same door handles, and stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And I just touched my face.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Oh yeah, you have a.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Little part of him on your freeze.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Hepatitis between that.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
And ram in my system still from drinking his back.
But yeah, also, okay, you need to go get get
some test done.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
You might need some blood work. But yeah, come on, people,
you're sick.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
So we were just gonna start talking about Cardiv's butt
crack piercing. Yeah, what were you trying to explain on
the airgram? I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I just thought, well, I mean I have a lot
of there's just a lot of questions about that because
a butt cracked piercing, Like you said, you're like, well,
what's what's the difference about that from any piercing? Why
does anybody get any piercing? And the majority of other
piercings are a visible fashion statement, this one is not.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Although I guess you are sagging.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Your unless you're wearing like ultra low rise. Nobody has
seen this.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
And ultra low rise or bikini bikini, but like most
bikinis would cover that because it's it's.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
It's like the tippy tippity top of a butt crack.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
It's the top of the crack, but it's still in
the bottom part of the piercing because it like hooks
through the lower jewel or diamond or whatever that is
on there that's fully in crack. Yeah, the top one's
like peeking out the top like hey, what's up. And
the other one is fully in the butt crack. So
that one you're like, well, it's for whoever they're with.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
But no, because you'd be surprised the amount of people
that show crack without a piercing. There's like by accident,
but it's showing.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Is the butt crack the new cleavage?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Butt cleavage?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I'm not here. I don't know the ladies ever warn
anything where your crack is spoken out.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
No, not on purpose.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Seems like very like plumber vibes. Yeah, but I guess
if I take a look.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
But I feel like there, I feel like there was
a trend recently. There was with celebrities not normal Katy Perry,
Katie Perry did it on red carpets. People were wearing
dresses that were so low cut that you could see
butt crack at the top of their crack.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, you got to make sure you whack that thing
because like, if you have any.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Hairs peeking, do you have a hairy top of your
butt crack.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I'm just saying some people do, so if you did,
that would be embarrassing. You're trying to show some butt
cleavage and there's like a couple of.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Hairs and it's like tangled up in your piercing.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, and it's like a couple of hairs coming through
the piercing.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
So my question is because when we were talking about
this on the air, you said how this piercing could
like hurt the other person.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, you get an injury there.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
How well, sometimes the hot dog slides through the bun
there ah before finding where it's headed, and like that
there's a jagged piece of metal just scraping the dog.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
When you said that, in my mind, I could never
say this on the air. I was thinking, like, how
like unless you can also poke in the nose, like
spooning naked or some naked or something, and then it
like pulls out some pubes. Then you got the other
person's pubes and your piercing.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Dude, that how painful will that be?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
You think you're in for a nice naked snuggle and
then she's like, I gotta GetUp and use the bathroom,
and then your pubes get ripped out.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Think about the pain there. Okay, that's one injury. I
need one injury.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
This could injury scrape somebody's nose, depending if that's what
you're into, and somebody's doing a certain something back there
and they're getting the skin.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Somebody's beard could be caught on it.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
The other thing about piercings in a sensitive area. Now, look,
people get other you know, people get their dicks piers.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
People they get it all piers.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
You know what's pierced.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
And isn't that because isn't hard enough, like when you
first get your ears piers to keep those things from
getting infected? Yes, how do you how do you keep
a piercing there? Like how do you keep your butt
cracked piercing? Or how do you keep that thing from
getting infected? Because that is a bacteria riddled zone and
the bacteria is just diving right through that new hole.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I never understood that you probably have to clean it
like multiple times a day, whereas when it's your ears,
you're only like once a day, maybe twice. But something
like that is probably like throughout the day you're going
in and cleaning it out.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Imagine I don't think actually doing that you have to you.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You got to clean that
thing out because sometimes or some rubbing.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Alcohol, because if you don't, sometimes your body will like
reject it. We've ever seen like somebody reject a piercing
and then you get a keyloid, Yeah, or their body
just like yeah, like like push out the piercing, like
through your skin, your skin rips and everything. It's so bad.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
So her butt could just be like we're rejecting this
pierce push it out and it just gets pushed out.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yes, disgusting.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Wait, I had another question I was going to ask
about this thing and piercing.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Okay, while you're thinking of that, I also want to
point out that we got to talk back recently about
how Jess does never how she never cusses on the
Wild Thoughts podcast. So I think we're due for that.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
This episode.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
No, she hasn't has.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
To just be genuine right like that means we'll never
get one.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
No, I will say, though, I almost cussed yesterday when
I was driving.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
But you won't yourself, no id.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
But I was.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
I was on a team's meeting, and sometimes when I'm
on a team's meeting, listen my attention span is horrible,
So sometimes I forget that I'm that I'm in the
meeting and somebody was about to get ran over.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
But your your mic was unmuted.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Hold on, yeah, yeah, my mic was unmuted because we'll
have like conversations like it's a very active meeting that I.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Who was this team's meeting with because I wasn't on
the meet Selena, were you in a meeting yesterday?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Who is this every Monday?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
I have a meeting with my San Antonio team.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Oh you have a team. Well it's not my team
another state. You have a team in another state. W TF,
yeah san Antonio.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, can you say what WTF stands for? The sounds weird, weird.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
And it needs to be natural. But it'll it'll come,
it'll come.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I think we should bleep anytime just swears in this podcast.
We should bleep it just because like it just.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Doesn't it doesn't sound right right.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
People don't want to hear that.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Did you think of whatever else you were going to
ask about Carti's ass Crafer I didn't even know, but
cracked to pierceable.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Okay, Graham, Well, would you feel sure, like would you
feel a little worried if somebody had their like vagina pierced.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, it's not really for me. I would I don't
know what do you.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
You would you not even do anything with them?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
No, Ill, we're guys.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
We'll take anything, do anything with anything.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, right, I don't.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Think that thing could be coded barbed wire, the actual
metal razor wire. We'll still try to find a way
to get it in there, like okay, yeah, now work
my way around this thing. It's fine, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
It'll uh, the skin will grow back.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Ladies, would you ever get a piercing of the not
the butt crack, but what about a nipple pierce?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I used to have mine pierced?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Really yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Did it hurt? Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Oh? I know what I was gonna ask.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
And this can will apply to this question because, like
you know, like if the butt cracked piercing takes off
and becomes the new belly button piercing, because every girl's
gotten their belly button pierce right, and then they stop
wearing the thing or whatever, and the hole never closes up,
and then you get pregnant and the whole stretches out
to the size of a hula hoop and it never
closes back up? Does a butt crack piercing just like,
(09:08):
just say you gain some weight, your buckets bigger? Does
your butt crack piercing hole? Because you're like, I know
I'm old now I don't want to have do you
get another?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
So do you have like a second butthole? Actually a triple?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, single buttole double?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
But I guess yeah, I guess if you gained a
lot of weight in everything stretched out then yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
And there'd just be like a hole there.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
But then if you lose weight then it'll be really low.
That skin is just sagging.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, so that's it.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
It would be like a little flap.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah, be warned if you're thinking of getting your CARDI
b inspired a butt cracked piercing Now do nipple piercings?
Does that hole close back up? Or when you got pregnant,
was milk just like scorting off the sides? Just like
and you're like, oh my god, how do I stop this?
(09:58):
Oh damn it, there's a piercing hole there.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I think it did close.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Really, Yeah, what do you mean you think? Haven't you
looked well?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Because I couldn't get the jewelry back in because it
had closed, I think. Okay, okay, so I think it
does close. So you don't have it for that long then? No,
not a really long time.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
What are we talking?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I took them out less than a year. I took
them out because I got pregnant.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Interesting what you had both?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Well yeah, I don't think you know there's.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Ladies get one just one before? Yeah, not personally, but
you know I've seen it.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Pictures because then if you're wearing a shirt where it shows,
then it's just like one little lump on one.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah, are you judging? No, wondering?
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Wondering because I had never heard of this, of the
one of the one the Lovely Lady Loves Jess.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Nipple piercing is a no go, non starter. Yeah, not
for me.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I just it doesn't want.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
I don't want to go through the pain of that
and then to the milk squirting out the size of course,
I don't really want sprinklers.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Like, how do you feel about guys with their nipples pierced?
Not for me? Whoa the judgment? And you know there's
something guys.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I'm just not a big piercing person.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
But you were.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Coming from someone that has their belly button pierces.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
They're nose pres You have a nose. I'm looking right
at any and your clip, piers.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I didn't have my clip.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
You're just making ship up, are you sure?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yes, you're a big piercing person.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I'm not a big piercing person. She's got a nose ring. Guys, okay, okay, Graham, would.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
You ever get one?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Never? No? Never, ever?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Cliper?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I didn't. I took it out and n close back up.
Thankfully God that they get affected. What do you guys
think about guys with a tongue piercing.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I don't like tongue piercings. It chips your teeth. Yeah
it does.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
They're not your teeth. It's your man.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
But I want my men to have nice teeth.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Okay, true.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
What do you think about guys with a belly button piercing?
Sleigh really sleigh belly? What do you think about guys
with dick piercing?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
The old Prince Albert?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Why the hitting insanitary? That's how I feel. Also, that
is an entering waiting to happen.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I know your teeth. Now you have to worry about you.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Hear about the guy who had his dick skin ripped?
Off in Canada?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
How does one get their dickskin ripped off?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
He was at a bar and he was like, that
doesn't happen, but it did. It's all like snowy and
frozen out there. Right. He's at a bar and he
was like drunk off his ass and like unruly and
being like just acting out and crazy. He gets kicked
out of the bar already, had to like pin him
down on the ground because he was like kicking everybody
and they're waiting for police to come. While he was
(13:05):
pinned down on the ground on the ice, He's like
squirming trying to get up his I don't know how
his pants and underwear if he had any on, just
like oh no, it like lowered and lowered to where
his bareed dick skin was on the ice.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Did stick to it?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, it was stuck to it. God, funly get there.
They gave no fucks, just rip that guy straight up
off the ice and stood him up.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
And there's just a strip rip on the.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Sidewalk and they didn't get it and put it in milk.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
No, you're supposed to put it in a glass of milk,
and they didn't care. God, can you imagine your dick
skin getting ripped off. That would be like the worst
have you one of the most painful things.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Of all time? I know, do you remember?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I think we've talked about this. This is about favorite
Christmas movies. But did you ever see the movie Christmas Story.
It's one of the most famous.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Is that the Mickey Mouse one are you telling us about?
Speaker 4 (13:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Christmas Story is the one with Mo Humbug or whatever?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
He said?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
No, that's Christmas Carol, same one that you guys have
never seen. Christmas Story.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
They played on TBS twenty four hours a day every Christmas,
even Christmas.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
I thought we established that we haven't seen them.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
The hell old school movie and the kid wants a
Red Rider be began whatever. Okay, So in the movie,
they live in like Michigan or I can't remember where
they live, and it's super cold in the winter, and
the kids go out at recess and one of them
is like, I dare you to stick your tongue to
that flag pole, and then the one's like, I double
doug whatever, and he sticks his tongue to the pole
and it's frozen, and then his tongue gets stuck to
(14:28):
the pole.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
It's one of the most famous scenes of any movie.
You guys are looking at like you've never ever seen that.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Well, it's the same concept, right, He got his tongue
stuck to the pole, and then the bell rings and
all the kids go back inside, and then the teacher
looks out and there's one kid out there, eye.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Stuck to the fucking pole. You imagine how your dick
stuck to.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Oh man, what if it was your clip skin would pantless?
Not everyone, not everyone, because you showed me a picture
of someone that had a big enough one that it would.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Stick to stick right to the ground.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Wilkinson.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
No, well, yeah, no, there's okay, there's see.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Don't judge, don't judge, But there are some that go
where there are some, Yes, there are somewhere.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
It would stick to the sidewalk.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I guess in some instances.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
It's been really cold here in the big area, so
everybody watching. There was a lot of ice on my
car this morning. I'm glad that accidentally dragging.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Our pants a little tighter tonight.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Yes, don't don't let don't let your parts hit the
ice because they could stick right to it.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
You guys are gross.
Wild thoughts. It is back it is, I'm.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Here, you're here, Graham, don't tell me Jess is back
in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Dude, I think it's IBS.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
We've made jokes about IBS before in the IBS community
has gotten upset with us, So I don't want to
do that, but I want to say that maybe she
should investigate something funky that's going on with her.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Can that be a result of all the hot chips though?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I think that could screw up your system and your
digestion and whatever, and then send you the bathroom every
ten minutes when it's like, hello, we're at work, we're
here recording stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
The MIC's are on, and you're in there shitting.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I know. So we'll see when she gets in here,
if she even does. One thing that I wanted to
talk about because we had to really censor ourselves on
the air this morning, was Katy B's new butt crack piercing.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, butt crack piercing.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh yeah, how is the bathroom?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
You wash your hands, You call me to come in
this studio because I'm in the other studio, Uh huh,
and then you start recording before I can get here.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Twenty feet long it must have been in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
On the other explanation, only other possible because we said, hey,
we're about to record, well thoughts, we didn't hear anything
other than a flush, and then I didn't hear it.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I didn't hear any hand washing none.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Well, first of all, we don't have microphones in the restroom.
Second of all, I do not go number two at
work or ever.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I still don't understand that one dude.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I told Selena yesterday that I caught the one guy
that works here that doesn't wash his hands. Yeah, we
talked about this dude before, but still it just blows
my mind that when another person is standing at the
sink that was me yesterday, and the dude comes out
of the stall where there's been a lot of grunting
and groaning. Also a jacket hung up on the door,
so he put his jacket back on. And then this time,
(01:40):
this time he did the courtesy. He turned the sink
on and got some water on his hands, but no soap.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Ever, do you realize that that is the same person
that is getting coffee in the morning before us, touching.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
All the buttons and grabbing the same grabbing.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
The same door handles, and stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And I just touched my face.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Oh yeah, you have a.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Little part of him on your freeze.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Hepatitis between that.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
And ram in my system still from drinking his back.
But yeah, also, okay, you need to go get get
some test done.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
You might need some blood work. But yeah, come on, people,
you're sick.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
So we were just gonna start talking about Cardiv's butt
crack piercing. Yeah, what were you trying to explain on
the airgram? I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I just thought, well, I mean I have a lot
of there's just a lot of questions about that because
a butt cracked piercing, Like you said, you're like, well,
what's what's the difference about that from any piercing? Why
does anybody get any piercing? And the majority of other
piercings are a visible fashion statement, this one is not.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Although I guess you are sagging.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Your unless you're wearing like ultra low rise. Nobody has
seen this.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
And ultra low rise or bikini bikini, but like most
bikinis would cover that because it's it's.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
It's like the tippy tippity top of a butt crack.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
It's the top of the crack, but it's still in
the bottom part of the piercing because it like hooks
through the lower jewel or diamond or whatever that is
on there that's fully in crack. Yeah, the top one's
like peeking out the top like hey, what's up. And
the other one is fully in the butt crack. So
that one you're like, well, it's for whoever they're with.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
But no, because you'd be surprised the amount of people
that show crack without a piercing. There's like by accident,
but it's showing.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Is the butt crack the new cleavage?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Butt cleavage?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I'm not here. I don't know the ladies ever warn
anything where your crack is spoken out.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
No, not on purpose.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Seems like very like plumber vibes. Yeah, but I guess
if I take a look.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
But I feel like there, I feel like there was
a trend recently. There was with celebrities not normal Katy Perry,
Katie Perry did it on red carpets. People were wearing
dresses that were so low cut that you could see
butt crack at the top of their crack.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, you got to make sure you whack that thing
because like, if you have any.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Hairs peeking, do you have a hairy top of your
butt crack.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I'm just saying some people do, so if you did,
that would be embarrassing. You're trying to show some butt
cleavage and there's like a couple of.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Hairs and it's like tangled up in your piercing.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, and it's like a couple of hairs coming through
the piercing.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
So my question is because when we were talking about
this on the air, you said how this piercing could
like hurt the other person.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, you get an injury there.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
How well, sometimes the hot dog slides through the bun
there ah before finding where it's headed, and like that
there's a jagged piece of metal just scraping the dog.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
When you said that, in my mind, I could never
say this on the air. I was thinking, like, how
like unless you can also poke in the nose, like
spooning naked or some naked or something, and then it
like pulls out some pubes. Then you got the other
person's pubes and your piercing.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Dude, that how painful will that be?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
You think you're in for a nice naked snuggle and
then she's like, I gotta GetUp and use the bathroom,
and then your pubes get ripped out.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Think about the pain there. Okay, that's one injury. I
need one injury.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
This could injury scrape somebody's nose, depending if that's what
you're into, and somebody's doing a certain something back there
and they're getting the skin.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Somebody's beard could be caught on it.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
The other thing about piercings in a sensitive area. Now, look,
people get other you know, people get their dicks piers.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
People they get it all piers.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
You know what's pierced.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
And isn't that because isn't hard enough, like when you
first get your ears piers to keep those things from
getting infected? Yes, how do you how do you keep
a piercing there? Like how do you keep your butt
cracked piercing? Or how do you keep that thing from
getting infected? Because that is a bacteria riddled zone and
the bacteria is just diving right through that new hole.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I never understood that you probably have to clean it
like multiple times a day, whereas when it's your ears,
you're only like once a day, maybe twice. But something
like that is probably like throughout the day you're going
in and cleaning it out.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Imagine I don't think actually doing that you have to you.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You got to clean that
thing out because sometimes or some rubbing.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Alcohol, because if you don't, sometimes your body will like
reject it. We've ever seen like somebody reject a piercing
and then you get a keyloid, Yeah, or their body
just like yeah, like like push out the piercing, like
through your skin, your skin rips and everything. It's so bad.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
So her butt could just be like we're rejecting this
pierce push it out and it just gets pushed out.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yes, disgusting.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Wait, I had another question I was going to ask
about this thing and piercing.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Okay, while you're thinking of that, I also want to
point out that we got to talk back recently about
how Jess does never how she never cusses on the
Wild Thoughts podcast. So I think we're due for that.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
This episode.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
No, she hasn't has.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
To just be genuine right like that means we'll never
get one.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
No, I will say, though, I almost cussed yesterday when
I was driving.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
But you won't yourself, no id.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
But I was.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
I was on a team's meeting, and sometimes when I'm
on a team's meeting, listen my attention span is horrible,
So sometimes I forget that I'm that I'm in the
meeting and somebody was about to get ran over.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
But your your mic was unmuted.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Hold on, yeah, yeah, my mic was unmuted because we'll
have like conversations like it's a very active meeting that I.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Who was this team's meeting with because I wasn't on
the meet Selena, were you in a meeting yesterday?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Who is this every Monday?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
I have a meeting with my San Antonio team.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Oh you have a team. Well it's not my team
another state. You have a team in another state. W TF,
yeah san Antonio.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, can you say what WTF stands for? The sounds weird, weird.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
And it needs to be natural. But it'll it'll come,
it'll come.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I think we should bleep anytime just swears in this podcast.
We should bleep it just because like it just.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Doesn't it doesn't sound right right.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
People don't want to hear that.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Did you think of whatever else you were going to
ask about Carti's ass Crafer I didn't even know, but
cracked to pierceable.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Okay, Graham, Well, would you feel sure, like would you
feel a little worried if somebody had their like vagina pierced.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, it's not really for me. I would I don't
know what do you.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
You would you not even do anything with them?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
No, Ill, we're guys.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
We'll take anything, do anything with anything.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, right, I don't.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Think that thing could be coded barbed wire, the actual
metal razor wire. We'll still try to find a way
to get it in there, like okay, yeah, now work
my way around this thing. It's fine, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
It'll uh, the skin will grow back.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Ladies, would you ever get a piercing of the not
the butt crack, but what about a nipple pierce?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I used to have mine pierced?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Really yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Did it hurt? Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Oh? I know what I was gonna ask.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
And this can will apply to this question because, like
you know, like if the butt cracked piercing takes off
and becomes the new belly button piercing, because every girl's
gotten their belly button pierce right, and then they stop
wearing the thing or whatever, and the hole never closes up,
and then you get pregnant and the whole stretches out
to the size of a hula hoop and it never
closes back up? Does a butt crack piercing just like,
(09:08):
just say you gain some weight, your buckets bigger? Does
your butt crack piercing hole? Because you're like, I know
I'm old now I don't want to have do you
get another?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
So do you have like a second butthole? Actually a triple?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, single buttole double?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
But I guess yeah, I guess if you gained a
lot of weight in everything stretched out then yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
And there'd just be like a hole there.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
But then if you lose weight then it'll be really low.
That skin is just sagging.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, so that's it.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
It would be like a little flap.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah, be warned if you're thinking of getting your CARDI
b inspired a butt cracked piercing Now do nipple piercings?
Does that hole close back up? Or when you got pregnant,
was milk just like scorting off the sides? Just like
and you're like, oh my god, how do I stop this?
(09:58):
Oh damn it, there's a piercing hole there.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I think it did close.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Really, Yeah, what do you mean you think? Haven't you
looked well?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Because I couldn't get the jewelry back in because it
had closed, I think. Okay, okay, so I think it
does close. So you don't have it for that long then? No,
not a really long time.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
What are we talking?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I took them out less than a year. I took
them out because I got pregnant.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Interesting what you had both?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Well yeah, I don't think you know there's.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Ladies get one just one before? Yeah, not personally, but
you know I've seen it.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Pictures because then if you're wearing a shirt where it shows,
then it's just like one little lump on one.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah, are you judging? No, wondering?
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Wondering because I had never heard of this, of the
one of the one the Lovely Lady Loves Jess.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Nipple piercing is a no go, non starter. Yeah, not
for me.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I just it doesn't want.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
I don't want to go through the pain of that
and then to the milk squirting out the size of course,
I don't really want sprinklers.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Like, how do you feel about guys with their nipples pierced?
Not for me? Whoa the judgment? And you know there's
something guys.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I'm just not a big piercing person.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
But you were.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Coming from someone that has their belly button pierces.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
They're nose pres You have a nose. I'm looking right
at any and your clip, piers.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I didn't have my clip.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
You're just making ship up, are you sure?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yes, you're a big piercing person.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I'm not a big piercing person. She's got a nose ring. Guys, okay, okay, Graham, would.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
You ever get one?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Never? No? Never, ever?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Cliper?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I didn't. I took it out and n close back up.
Thankfully God that they get affected. What do you guys
think about guys with a tongue piercing.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I don't like tongue piercings. It chips your teeth. Yeah
it does.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
They're not your teeth. It's your man.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
But I want my men to have nice teeth.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Okay, true.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
What do you think about guys with a belly button piercing?
Sleigh really sleigh belly? What do you think about guys
with dick piercing?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
The old Prince Albert?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Why the hitting insanitary? That's how I feel. Also, that
is an entering waiting to happen.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I know your teeth. Now you have to worry about you.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Hear about the guy who had his dick skin ripped?
Off in Canada?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
How does one get their dickskin ripped off?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
He was at a bar and he was like, that
doesn't happen, but it did. It's all like snowy and
frozen out there. Right. He's at a bar and he
was like drunk off his ass and like unruly and
being like just acting out and crazy. He gets kicked
out of the bar already, had to like pin him
down on the ground because he was like kicking everybody
and they're waiting for police to come. While he was
(13:05):
pinned down on the ground on the ice, He's like
squirming trying to get up his I don't know how
his pants and underwear if he had any on, just
like oh no, it like lowered and lowered to where
his bareed dick skin was on the ice.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Did stick to it?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, it was stuck to it. God, funly get there.
They gave no fucks, just rip that guy straight up
off the ice and stood him up.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
And there's just a strip rip on the.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Sidewalk and they didn't get it and put it in milk.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
No, you're supposed to put it in a glass of milk,
and they didn't care. God, can you imagine your dick
skin getting ripped off. That would be like the worst
have you one of the most painful things.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Of all time? I know, do you remember?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I think we've talked about this. This is about favorite
Christmas movies. But did you ever see the movie Christmas Story.
It's one of the most famous.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Is that the Mickey Mouse one are you telling us about?
Speaker 4 (13:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Christmas Story is the one with Mo Humbug or whatever?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
He said?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
No, that's Christmas Carol, same one that you guys have
never seen. Christmas Story.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
They played on TBS twenty four hours a day every Christmas,
even Christmas.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
I thought we established that we haven't seen them.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
The hell old school movie and the kid wants a
Red Rider be began whatever. Okay, So in the movie,
they live in like Michigan or I can't remember where
they live, and it's super cold in the winter, and
the kids go out at recess and one of them
is like, I dare you to stick your tongue to
that flag pole, and then the one's like, I double
doug whatever, and he sticks his tongue to the pole
and it's frozen, and then his tongue gets stuck to
(14:28):
the pole.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
It's one of the most famous scenes of any movie.
You guys are looking at like you've never ever seen that.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Well, it's the same concept, right, He got his tongue
stuck to the pole, and then the bell rings and
all the kids go back inside, and then the teacher
looks out and there's one kid out there, eye.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Stuck to the fucking pole. You imagine how your dick
stuck to.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Oh man, what if it was your clip skin would pantless?
Not everyone, not everyone, because you showed me a picture
of someone that had a big enough one that it would.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Stick to stick right to the ground.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Wilkinson.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
No, well, yeah, no, there's okay, there's see.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Don't judge, don't judge, But there are some that go
where there are some, Yes, there are somewhere.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
It would stick to the sidewalk.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I guess in some instances.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
It's been really cold here in the big area, so
everybody watching. There was a lot of ice on my
car this morning. I'm glad that accidentally dragging.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Our pants a little tighter tonight.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Yes, don't don't let don't let your parts hit the
ice because they could stick right to it.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
You guys are gross.
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