October 29, 2024 • 16 mins
On today's episode we shared some stories involving Halloween, nervous drinking and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wild Thus sup Sup Sup, Wild Thoughts Up. Thank you
to everybody that listens to the Wild Thoughts Sup.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Also, you're sick? What's wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah? Because are take a good long look in the
mirror and be like, what did I just download? Right?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Digusting? You should be ashamed? Does your mom know about
this happened?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
If you're not my mom does not? Luckily, do any
of our moms know about this podcast? Oh? Thank god? Yeah,
don't send it to him. My mom's name, my mom's
email is Mary. I don't know my mom's email. Yeah,
but I don't want to give it out because there
people are going to send it to her. You sick us? Okay.
On today's show earlier today, it was it's a Tuesday, right?
(00:37):
Do people know that when they're listening to this, are
they listening on Tuesday? Listen on a Wednesday? They're like,
what fucking day is he talking about? Well?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Today, as of this recording, it is Tuesday, October twenty ninth,
all right.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Tuesday October twenty ninth. We signed on the JV Show
talking about how Selena, you were really hungover and you
made a meatball sub to try to cure yourself from
the hangover. You ate the meatball and then he barfed
it up. The balls came right back up, you barfed
it everywhere. But then later, a little while later, you're
hungry again and you ate another meat balls. Yeah, which
(01:10):
is fucking insane to me. That's like the craziest thing
of grossest ever. I remember I puked off gin and
juice one time in high school and I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Even smell gin or orange juice for like three years.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
I think this is it's different because I wasn't drunk
at the time, being drunk and throwing up. Because you're
so drunk, you're throwing up what you ate that day,
that stuff you can never touch again. This is a
little bit different, I think because it was the next day,
so it I don't see that well because there are
things I can never eat again because I've thrown them
up while drunk, and things that I can never drink again.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
What about something that gave you? What about somebody that
made your stomach sick? Like the times, is something that
gave you food poisoning or whatever, or a food that
made you throw up? You can't go back and eat
that again.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
That happened to me once in la, and I went
back and ate it, and then I threw something some
more wrong with you? You don't know, I think, because
I was still like, wait, I need some food in
my system because I'm throwing up, so.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Nothing's in there.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
And then you ate the same thing, and.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Then I ate the same thing. Well, it was also
the only thing.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I had, and it made you sick again, It made
me sick again. Like if that's what made you sick,
why would you eat that?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Because I didn't have.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Anything else and I needed something in my body, Like
I got food poisoning from the Carls Junior in the
Costa Rica airport and I could never eat Carls Junior again.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Like that was the so good you're missing out, I know, but.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I just like I can't. Just the thought of it brings.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Back That's star right now.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
But there are certain things you get over.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I mean, i'd probably be over that one by now,
enough time has passed. But like I just even the
smell of anything Carls Junior, you know, just like nope,
my stomach, no razor blades going off in there. I'm
just okay. Anyways, what props to you for being able
to yack of people so and then eat another. I
was wondering about that, Like my dog will bar but
then she'll just eat her own bar and you're just
like like why, Like then, why did you yack it
(03:01):
up in the first place. You're just gonna stick it
back in there. She also doesn't chew her food very much.
It always comes out like a hole. It's like whole food.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Was just like swallow it whole.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, they did Agay. This got me to thinking of
a time.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Now.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
This was a friend of my exes. This is many
years ago in Santa Barbara. She this girl was on
a date and I think it was like a first
or second date with a guy. Drank too much at
the dinner. She got really she was really really drunk.
They took a cab. I think they took a cab.
(03:35):
They were taking a cab back I don't know where,
maybe back to one of their places or whatever. From
the restaurant. And in Santa Barbara, it's like where the
students live. And then downtown Santa Barbara with the bars
and restaurants is it's like a ten fifteen minute drive. Okay,
So like anytime you go down to the bars and
then you get a ride back, like that drive back
felt like it took forever when you were like feeling
like you're gonna be sick. So this happens to her.
(03:57):
They make the cab pull over and and she has
to get out to throw up on the side of
the road. Well, she also had a bit of a
stomach issue that night, so at you know when your
body goes into the full body he yes, she starts farting.
Every heave lets out, just this vicious fart. Ripped and
so embarrassed by this because this guy is like, again.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
You even know aware that it was happening. If you're
like super drunk, you might not even notice.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
She was aware because she screamed at the guy to
get in the cab and leave her, and they eventually
left because she was so adamant that they just need
to leave, like screaming to leave. Ladies, let me ask you,
you're on a first or second date. You're really into
this guy. You are violently vomiting on the side of
(04:45):
the road, and he's trying to be gentleman like, oh
my god, are you okay? But every time you bar,
you rip a huge fart. Are you telling him to leave?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Look, it's nighttime, You're on the side of a road somewhere,
and this was like kind of pre uber know, so
like getting your next ride not going to be easy.
Are you gonna let him stay there and witness the
puke farts? Or are you going to tell him get it,
get the fuck out.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Leave, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I'll figure it out.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I'll sleep there, I don't care. Just leave. Oh my,
I can't think of anything worse.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Can you imagine being the guy like you're really into it?
You go out like are you oh my god, are
you okay?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
And she's like, just as a guy, like, let's say
you are really into her?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Gram is that like a deal breaker? You cut her
off after that?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I mean it's something that like everybody does that, not
at the same time, not a second day, but at
something obviously that just.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Happened, Like does not a purpose? Does it bother you though?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
If you to go out with someone and then by
the end of the night they're just like puking everywhere.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Not I'm talking about the farts stuff too.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Like you both, I mean both are a bit of
a it's not red flag material, Like, it's not deal breaker.
It depends what she looks like to be honest, but
you know what I mean, it could be that thing
if you were sort of on the fence about someone
and then you had to deal with that, like right
off the bat, I'd be like, I don't know, this
is like, come on, learn how to handle your booze
and your farts.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Because the first Halloween I spent with my boyfriend, I
like threw up so bad after the party that we
went to.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
How long were you guys together?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
We still have We weren't official yet, he hadn't even
dr no, and he was like taking care of you.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Yeah, And I was so embarrassed because I was a
power Ranger that year and.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Because of course yeah yeah, color pink pink, yeah, and
power Ranger.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Also this was the first year we like dressed up
together but not together.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
What was he dressed up as?
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Uh, Cheech or Chong? Which one of the two?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Either one? Okay?
Speaker 5 (06:49):
But we were outside of the party.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Cause who was if he was Cheat, who was Chong?
And if he was Cheng one of his friends. But
we were outside of a couple of costumes with your friends.
How do you feel about that?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Grand? I mean I did? That was the Harry Ballers
every year, so I can't throw I can't give a
shit about that.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Okay, but yeah, we were outside of the party, well
we were ready to leave, but outside of the party,
and this is like grass area. I was just throwing up,
and I was wearing my white gloves that were just
like on the grass, so there was they were so muddy, pink.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Power age, flopping around in the front yard of a party,
like a party everywhere.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
It's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
He ends up finding my gloves the day after and
sends me a picture of them and they're just like
brown with the window with mud and grass, grass stains,
and I was so embarrassed because I was like, this
is like, we're not even official yet.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
This was actually the first time I met his friends,
which his friends didn't see any of this, thankfully, But
I was so nervous. I think I drank like too
much all this.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
So the nervous drinking is a real thing.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
How do you explain that?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Because you were you like, I'm sorry, like I don't
usually do this, and then he dates you and he
finds out you do actually do this because.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
You, like you said, like almost every time I do.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
And it's so horrible because I usually control myself a
little bit more if I'm with my friends or with
people who can't take care of me. But when I'm
with him, I'm too comfortable that I'm like, yay, yeah,
shut yeah, go for it.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah. I mean, when your date starts puking and the
night's earlier.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
You're like, well, there goes that.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, there's not going to be any after date date activities.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Cause oh that's all guys think about. Huh huh. Yeah,
that's where your mind goes to.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Pretty much now, the nervous drinking, that is a real thing.
I think I told you guys this story the other day,
but not on podcasts. In college, one time, this girl
that I was really really into, smoking hot like way
out of my league, wanted to hang out. Wanted me
to go to like their sorority party with her or something.
I wasn't in a frat, but she wanted me to
go to the sorority party thing like as her date something.
(08:53):
And so a buddy of mine we were pregaming at
the house before I was going to walk over to
this party, and like I was nervous drinking because I
was like, I don't know, like I was so nervous
about this, like the.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Issue was so hot. Yes, and hotter than your wife.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
No, no one's.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Hotter than Okay, just checking test, you passed like close second.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
And I just was drinking so much, like I nervous
drank and I ended up not even making it out
of the house. I got too drunk that I was like,
oh my god, I think I think I was gonna
throw up some I'm like pacing around the house. I
all fight throwing up to the bitter round. I will
not throw up, It's not gonna happen. And then next
morning I woke up in the front yard, in the
(09:35):
backyard of the house, and there was and there was
a pile of bar text it was all shrimp. And
you didn't even I had gotten into the freezer, somebody's freezer,
you know. I lived in this house with ten guys,
and so I took somebody's frozen shrimp out of the thing,
and somebody made a whole bunch of shrimp in a skillet,
(09:58):
and I don't know, I must have eaten them. And
and I never met up there and this she was
so so so mad that we didn't hang out.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
I mean for years, Oh my god, I.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Was nervous and I overserved myself.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Imagine her on her end you stood around.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
She thought I stood her up.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Yeah, she's telling your friends all have a day and
then you don't show up.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I didn't show Yeah, she was pissed too.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Wow, She's like, I'm this hot and I gave him
a chance and he did this.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Let me ask you this, Uh, could you ever eat
shrimp again after that?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
It took a long time.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
It took recovery time.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, a lot of shrimp tails in there. I must
have been anyway. Yeah, it wasn't until it wasn't until
I think that was like my sophomore year, and it
wasn't ntil until my second senior year.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
That you had another chance.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah, I took full advance. It was a long time.
I mean you were talking about years years after off.
You can only time machine back and change one thing.
It would be to stop the holocaust, you idiot. God,
what are you doing? But if I had a second
time machine, you go.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Back and it would be that.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
No, it would be to stop them from dropping the
atomic bomb. You didn't need to. If I had a
third time machine, okay, then then that's when you would
go back. Okay, just check in and do that change
that night? Yeah it did? Maybe? Okay, Can I tell
another story? It's real wild thoughts story time over here
when Kate and I first started dating, and she was
(11:35):
standing the night at my apartment and we'd gone out
and drank pretty pretty heavily and past that, you know,
like it's the middle. I don't know what hour of
the night was, Like I've been sound asleep for hours.
I wake up to like this crashing this room, and
this apartment only had one window and it faced another building,
so it was like hitch black in this room and
(11:55):
there's all this crashing and commotion in the room. I
think somebody had broken in the house. So I like
pop out of bed like full like I'm gonna fight somebody,
but it's pitch black and this crashing is like happening
on the dresser. Well, I reach over and grab it's Kate.
She had like stumbled and like fallen. I swear. I
(12:16):
grabbed her and she was upside down, like I don't
like a flip she did like a flip over the dresser.
I don't know, like and I think it was dark
and she didn't know, like she didn't This was maybe
the second time she'd ever stayed at my apartment, so
I don't think she knew where she was. And like, plus,
she's really drunk. It's a middle night. She'd gotten up
to go to the bathroom and and crashed into the
dresser and anyways, so the next morning I wake up
(12:37):
and she's like, oh my god, like I went to
go use the bathroom last night. Because I was like,
what the hell happened? She said, well, you know, I
got up to use the bathroom in the night, and
I was really drunk, and I went to the bathroom
and I fainted in the Oh my god, fainted in
the bathroom. And she said, I came too. And that's
(12:59):
when I stumble back into the room. And I was
so disoriented because I just like, come too from fainting,
and and she said, She's like it was the weirdest thing.
I went to the bathroom, I flushed, and then I
fainted right onto the ground. And I had already gotten
up that's morn that morning to use the bathroom. And
I was like, you know, one little problem with that story,
(13:21):
the flush part. You hadn't flushed, and it was a
number for two. And again this is like the second
source your second night she had ever. I wasn't gonna
say aything, but she made the point of saying, well, yeah,
I flushed and then I fainted on the bathroom floor.
(13:41):
That part not factual because I walked into the bathroom.
I'm like, what like what is like? What like?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
This is very?
Speaker 3 (13:50):
This is very Kate.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Has a thing about bathroom privacy above anyone I've ever met.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Yes, she does.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
She would want down proof doors and you and me
still to go get a hotel room down the street
while she goes to the bathroom like she wants that
level of privacy. And for for her, this was the
most mortifying thing.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Wait, so how did she react to you saying that?
Because I would have been like, we're done, We're broken up.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Sorry. She probably thought about it. I think she probably
thought about just leaving.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
It, never come back, changing her number, identity, the leading
or social media, just like vanishing.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Because for her that it's like the ultimate worst thing ever.
And imagine my surprise, Like I just go in and
take a pee in the morning, and so there's a
number two sitting there like I'm like someone playing a
practical joke on me, Like I thought somebody had broken
into the house just to take a ship, just to
prank me.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Okay, you think like that you had maybe forgotten.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
To flush kind of because it was so unkate, Like
I would have just blamed it on you.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
It was still the most bizarre thing because she legit fainted,
so she like took it. Took it. Number two fainted
that story before when bartending and the women's bathroom door
was locked and the.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Line was passed out in there.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah, and this girl had passed out, face down on
the floor, pants around her ankles and an unflushed number two.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
That's disgusting. That's like worse fear right there.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
It must be so scary having to like you're in
your relationship and you're spending the night at the guy's place.
I've never I've never been with a guy who had
a place, so like I've.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Never never I've never experienced that.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
But like how awkward to like what if you have
to go to the bathroom or like waking up and
it's not your place so you're like you're like afraid
to do anything or touch anything.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Or Yeah, this apartment the problem with the awesome apartment.
I love that apartment. I missed that apartment. But the
toilet was in its own little room, but that shared
a wall with the bedroom. And then you went down
the hall a little bit to get to this. The
shower and the sink part. San Francisco apartments have been weird.
The building has been chopped and laid out weird. But yes, so,
(16:01):
and it was like this wall was thin. So poor
Kate was probably just like, when can I ever go
to the bathroom without hearing between the walls? Oh the
middle of the night, that's when. But you have to
remember to flush?
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Oh my god, she forgot. This might be my favorite
wild thoughts.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Yet, I sho, I know, poor Kate.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Sorry Kate. All it all worked out.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Yeah, married, going strong, thriving exactly all right.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
I hope you liked our storytime here. Yeah. On this
week's Wild Thoughts Byee
Wild Thus sup Sup Sup, Wild Thoughts Up. Thank you
to everybody that listens to the Wild Thoughts Sup.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Also, you're sick? What's wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah? Because are take a good long look in the
mirror and be like, what did I just download? Right?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Digusting? You should be ashamed? Does your mom know about
this happened?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
If you're not my mom does not? Luckily, do any
of our moms know about this podcast? Oh? Thank god? Yeah,
don't send it to him. My mom's name, my mom's
email is Mary. I don't know my mom's email. Yeah,
but I don't want to give it out because there
people are going to send it to her. You sick us? Okay.
On today's show earlier today, it was it's a Tuesday, right?
(00:37):
Do people know that when they're listening to this, are
they listening on Tuesday? Listen on a Wednesday? They're like,
what fucking day is he talking about? Well?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Today, as of this recording, it is Tuesday, October twenty ninth,
all right.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Tuesday October twenty ninth. We signed on the JV Show
talking about how Selena, you were really hungover and you
made a meatball sub to try to cure yourself from
the hangover. You ate the meatball and then he barfed
it up. The balls came right back up, you barfed
it everywhere. But then later, a little while later, you're
hungry again and you ate another meat balls. Yeah, which
(01:10):
is fucking insane to me. That's like the craziest thing
of grossest ever. I remember I puked off gin and
juice one time in high school and I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Even smell gin or orange juice for like three years.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
I think this is it's different because I wasn't drunk
at the time, being drunk and throwing up. Because you're
so drunk, you're throwing up what you ate that day,
that stuff you can never touch again. This is a
little bit different, I think because it was the next day,
so it I don't see that well because there are
things I can never eat again because I've thrown them
up while drunk, and things that I can never drink again.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
What about something that gave you? What about somebody that
made your stomach sick? Like the times, is something that
gave you food poisoning or whatever, or a food that
made you throw up? You can't go back and eat
that again.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
That happened to me once in la, and I went
back and ate it, and then I threw something some
more wrong with you? You don't know, I think, because
I was still like, wait, I need some food in
my system because I'm throwing up, so.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Nothing's in there.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
And then you ate the same thing, and.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Then I ate the same thing. Well, it was also
the only thing.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I had, and it made you sick again, It made
me sick again. Like if that's what made you sick,
why would you eat that?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Because I didn't have.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Anything else and I needed something in my body, Like
I got food poisoning from the Carls Junior in the
Costa Rica airport and I could never eat Carls Junior again.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Like that was the so good you're missing out, I know, but.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I just like I can't. Just the thought of it brings.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Back That's star right now.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
But there are certain things you get over.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I mean, i'd probably be over that one by now,
enough time has passed. But like I just even the
smell of anything Carls Junior, you know, just like nope,
my stomach, no razor blades going off in there. I'm
just okay. Anyways, what props to you for being able
to yack of people so and then eat another. I
was wondering about that, Like my dog will bar but
then she'll just eat her own bar and you're just
like like why, Like then, why did you yack it
(03:01):
up in the first place. You're just gonna stick it
back in there. She also doesn't chew her food very much.
It always comes out like a hole. It's like whole food.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Was just like swallow it whole.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, they did Agay. This got me to thinking of
a time.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Now.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
This was a friend of my exes. This is many
years ago in Santa Barbara. She this girl was on
a date and I think it was like a first
or second date with a guy. Drank too much at
the dinner. She got really she was really really drunk.
They took a cab. I think they took a cab.
(03:35):
They were taking a cab back I don't know where,
maybe back to one of their places or whatever. From
the restaurant. And in Santa Barbara, it's like where the
students live. And then downtown Santa Barbara with the bars
and restaurants is it's like a ten fifteen minute drive. Okay,
So like anytime you go down to the bars and
then you get a ride back, like that drive back
felt like it took forever when you were like feeling
like you're gonna be sick. So this happens to her.
(03:57):
They make the cab pull over and and she has
to get out to throw up on the side of
the road. Well, she also had a bit of a
stomach issue that night, so at you know when your
body goes into the full body he yes, she starts farting.
Every heave lets out, just this vicious fart. Ripped and
so embarrassed by this because this guy is like, again.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
You even know aware that it was happening. If you're
like super drunk, you might not even notice.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
She was aware because she screamed at the guy to
get in the cab and leave her, and they eventually
left because she was so adamant that they just need
to leave, like screaming to leave. Ladies, let me ask you,
you're on a first or second date. You're really into
this guy. You are violently vomiting on the side of
(04:45):
the road, and he's trying to be gentleman like, oh
my god, are you okay? But every time you bar,
you rip a huge fart. Are you telling him to leave?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Look, it's nighttime, You're on the side of a road somewhere,
and this was like kind of pre uber know, so
like getting your next ride not going to be easy.
Are you gonna let him stay there and witness the
puke farts? Or are you going to tell him get it,
get the fuck out.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Leave, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I'll figure it out.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I'll sleep there, I don't care. Just leave. Oh my,
I can't think of anything worse.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Can you imagine being the guy like you're really into it?
You go out like are you oh my god, are
you okay?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
And she's like, just as a guy, like, let's say
you are really into her?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Gram is that like a deal breaker? You cut her
off after that?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I mean it's something that like everybody does that, not
at the same time, not a second day, but at
something obviously that just.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Happened, Like does not a purpose? Does it bother you though?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
If you to go out with someone and then by
the end of the night they're just like puking everywhere.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Not I'm talking about the farts stuff too.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Like you both, I mean both are a bit of
a it's not red flag material, Like, it's not deal breaker.
It depends what she looks like to be honest, but
you know what I mean, it could be that thing
if you were sort of on the fence about someone
and then you had to deal with that, like right
off the bat, I'd be like, I don't know, this
is like, come on, learn how to handle your booze
and your farts.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Because the first Halloween I spent with my boyfriend, I
like threw up so bad after the party that we
went to.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
How long were you guys together?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
We still have We weren't official yet, he hadn't even
dr no, and he was like taking care of you.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Yeah, And I was so embarrassed because I was a
power Ranger that year and.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Because of course yeah yeah, color pink pink, yeah, and
power Ranger.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Also this was the first year we like dressed up
together but not together.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
What was he dressed up as?
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Uh, Cheech or Chong? Which one of the two?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Either one? Okay?
Speaker 5 (06:49):
But we were outside of the party.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Cause who was if he was Cheat, who was Chong?
And if he was Cheng one of his friends. But
we were outside of a couple of costumes with your friends.
How do you feel about that?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Grand? I mean I did? That was the Harry Ballers
every year, so I can't throw I can't give a
shit about that.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Okay, but yeah, we were outside of the party, well
we were ready to leave, but outside of the party,
and this is like grass area. I was just throwing up,
and I was wearing my white gloves that were just
like on the grass, so there was they were so muddy, pink.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Power age, flopping around in the front yard of a party,
like a party everywhere.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
It's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
He ends up finding my gloves the day after and
sends me a picture of them and they're just like
brown with the window with mud and grass, grass stains,
and I was so embarrassed because I was like, this
is like, we're not even official yet.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
This was actually the first time I met his friends,
which his friends didn't see any of this, thankfully, But
I was so nervous. I think I drank like too
much all this.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
So the nervous drinking is a real thing.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
How do you explain that?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Because you were you like, I'm sorry, like I don't
usually do this, and then he dates you and he
finds out you do actually do this because.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
You, like you said, like almost every time I do.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
And it's so horrible because I usually control myself a
little bit more if I'm with my friends or with
people who can't take care of me. But when I'm
with him, I'm too comfortable that I'm like, yay, yeah,
shut yeah, go for it.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah. I mean, when your date starts puking and the
night's earlier.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
You're like, well, there goes that.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, there's not going to be any after date date activities.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Cause oh that's all guys think about. Huh huh. Yeah,
that's where your mind goes to.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Pretty much now, the nervous drinking, that is a real thing.
I think I told you guys this story the other day,
but not on podcasts. In college, one time, this girl
that I was really really into, smoking hot like way
out of my league, wanted to hang out. Wanted me
to go to like their sorority party with her or something.
I wasn't in a frat, but she wanted me to
go to the sorority party thing like as her date something.
(08:53):
And so a buddy of mine we were pregaming at
the house before I was going to walk over to
this party, and like I was nervous drinking because I
was like, I don't know, like I was so nervous
about this, like the.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Issue was so hot. Yes, and hotter than your wife.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
No, no one's.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Hotter than Okay, just checking test, you passed like close second.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
And I just was drinking so much, like I nervous
drank and I ended up not even making it out
of the house. I got too drunk that I was like,
oh my god, I think I think I was gonna
throw up some I'm like pacing around the house. I
all fight throwing up to the bitter round. I will
not throw up, It's not gonna happen. And then next
morning I woke up in the front yard, in the
(09:35):
backyard of the house, and there was and there was
a pile of bar text it was all shrimp. And
you didn't even I had gotten into the freezer, somebody's freezer,
you know. I lived in this house with ten guys,
and so I took somebody's frozen shrimp out of the thing,
and somebody made a whole bunch of shrimp in a skillet,
(09:58):
and I don't know, I must have eaten them. And
and I never met up there and this she was
so so so mad that we didn't hang out.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
I mean for years, Oh my god, I.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Was nervous and I overserved myself.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Imagine her on her end you stood around.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
She thought I stood her up.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Yeah, she's telling your friends all have a day and
then you don't show up.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I didn't show Yeah, she was pissed too.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Wow, She's like, I'm this hot and I gave him
a chance and he did this.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Let me ask you this, Uh, could you ever eat
shrimp again after that?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
It took a long time.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
It took recovery time.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, a lot of shrimp tails in there. I must
have been anyway. Yeah, it wasn't until it wasn't until
I think that was like my sophomore year, and it
wasn't ntil until my second senior year.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
That you had another chance.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah, I took full advance. It was a long time.
I mean you were talking about years years after off.
You can only time machine back and change one thing.
It would be to stop the holocaust, you idiot. God,
what are you doing? But if I had a second
time machine, you go.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Back and it would be that.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
No, it would be to stop them from dropping the
atomic bomb. You didn't need to. If I had a
third time machine, okay, then then that's when you would
go back. Okay, just check in and do that change
that night? Yeah it did? Maybe? Okay, Can I tell
another story? It's real wild thoughts story time over here
when Kate and I first started dating, and she was
(11:35):
standing the night at my apartment and we'd gone out
and drank pretty pretty heavily and past that, you know,
like it's the middle. I don't know what hour of
the night was, Like I've been sound asleep for hours.
I wake up to like this crashing this room, and
this apartment only had one window and it faced another building,
so it was like hitch black in this room and
(11:55):
there's all this crashing and commotion in the room. I
think somebody had broken in the house. So I like
pop out of bed like full like I'm gonna fight somebody,
but it's pitch black and this crashing is like happening
on the dresser. Well, I reach over and grab it's Kate.
She had like stumbled and like fallen. I swear. I
(12:16):
grabbed her and she was upside down, like I don't
like a flip she did like a flip over the dresser.
I don't know, like and I think it was dark
and she didn't know, like she didn't This was maybe
the second time she'd ever stayed at my apartment, so
I don't think she knew where she was. And like, plus,
she's really drunk. It's a middle night. She'd gotten up
to go to the bathroom and and crashed into the
dresser and anyways, so the next morning I wake up
(12:37):
and she's like, oh my god, like I went to
go use the bathroom last night. Because I was like,
what the hell happened? She said, well, you know, I
got up to use the bathroom in the night, and
I was really drunk, and I went to the bathroom
and I fainted in the Oh my god, fainted in
the bathroom. And she said, I came too. And that's
(12:59):
when I stumble back into the room. And I was
so disoriented because I just like, come too from fainting,
and and she said, She's like it was the weirdest thing.
I went to the bathroom, I flushed, and then I
fainted right onto the ground. And I had already gotten
up that's morn that morning to use the bathroom. And
I was like, you know, one little problem with that story,
(13:21):
the flush part. You hadn't flushed, and it was a
number for two. And again this is like the second
source your second night she had ever. I wasn't gonna
say aything, but she made the point of saying, well, yeah,
I flushed and then I fainted on the bathroom floor.
(13:41):
That part not factual because I walked into the bathroom.
I'm like, what like what is like? What like?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
This is very?
Speaker 3 (13:50):
This is very Kate.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Has a thing about bathroom privacy above anyone I've ever met.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Yes, she does.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
She would want down proof doors and you and me
still to go get a hotel room down the street
while she goes to the bathroom like she wants that
level of privacy. And for for her, this was the
most mortifying thing.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Wait, so how did she react to you saying that?
Because I would have been like, we're done, We're broken up.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Sorry. She probably thought about it. I think she probably
thought about just leaving.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
It, never come back, changing her number, identity, the leading
or social media, just like vanishing.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Because for her that it's like the ultimate worst thing ever.
And imagine my surprise, Like I just go in and
take a pee in the morning, and so there's a
number two sitting there like I'm like someone playing a
practical joke on me, Like I thought somebody had broken
into the house just to take a ship, just to
prank me.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Okay, you think like that you had maybe forgotten.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
To flush kind of because it was so unkate, Like
I would have just blamed it on you.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
It was still the most bizarre thing because she legit fainted,
so she like took it. Took it. Number two fainted
that story before when bartending and the women's bathroom door
was locked and the.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Line was passed out in there.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah, and this girl had passed out, face down on
the floor, pants around her ankles and an unflushed number two.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
That's disgusting. That's like worse fear right there.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
It must be so scary having to like you're in
your relationship and you're spending the night at the guy's place.
I've never I've never been with a guy who had
a place, so like I've.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Never never I've never experienced that.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
But like how awkward to like what if you have
to go to the bathroom or like waking up and
it's not your place so you're like you're like afraid
to do anything or touch anything.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Or Yeah, this apartment the problem with the awesome apartment.
I love that apartment. I missed that apartment. But the
toilet was in its own little room, but that shared
a wall with the bedroom. And then you went down
the hall a little bit to get to this. The
shower and the sink part. San Francisco apartments have been weird.
The building has been chopped and laid out weird. But yes, so,
(16:01):
and it was like this wall was thin. So poor
Kate was probably just like, when can I ever go
to the bathroom without hearing between the walls? Oh the
middle of the night, that's when. But you have to
remember to flush?
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Oh my god, she forgot. This might be my favorite
wild thoughts.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Yet, I sho, I know, poor Kate.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Sorry Kate. All it all worked out.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Yeah, married, going strong, thriving exactly all right.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
I hope you liked our storytime here. Yeah. On this
week's Wild Thoughts Byee
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