November 19, 2024 • 14 mins
On today's episode we talked about what happens to men in the winter, Graham goes through a few headlines involving cheating and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jess is a little late to the Wild Thoughts podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
She's taking a shit, Yeah, squeezing out a big old deuce.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Cursed, She'll be here, I guess whenever that's done dropping
any second?
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Is she the one grunting and groaning? Because you know
that the bathroom's here, The men's room the women's room
obviously right next to each other, but they share of
the plumbing wall. And what ladies don't think that you know,
is that we can hear through the wall. I heard
a big fart and a toilet seat closed the other day,
and then I was like, oh my god, can the
sound like it travels through here?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
That?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
And then you came back, and then Jess was conveniently
gone into the bathroom, and.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Then she came back. All I called sweaty like two minutes.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yeah, no, no, no, not at all.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Talking about like the bathrooms in this maybe you could
probably even hear it in the hall. But if somebody's
like really grinding out a big ship, you can hear it,
like I can hear what's happened in the lady's room
from the men's room. I feel like shame on you, ladies.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I feel like that because I always here, like when
a guy's like flushing the toilet and stuff paper thin, a.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Lot of grunted and grown.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Anyways, this is the Wild Thoughts podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I saw a report this week that Steve Rkle Julia White,
that's his yes, during filming, producers had to make him
wear looser pants because his bulge was too big.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
No, did you see this?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I did?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
That is so disturbing when you're thinking about Ercles Bold.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, apparently Erkle was packing. And then you know, because
he dressed with like his pants like really yeah, suspenders
and they were like.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Way it was like camel toe but with nuts.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, moose knuckle was definitely show.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
He was very thin. It must have been like really
out there.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
But then when he became Stefan Erkell, yeah he then
you were you just assumed he was packing a big one, right?
Or was I the only kid that thought that you did?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Well?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I didn't think that. I wasn't even born.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
When say, did you guys even watch fail Back?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I never heard of it. Just seen pictures.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Carl Winslow, No, I'm kidding. I have you've seen it?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I've seen it? Yeah, I think I maybe watched some
of it not really.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
It was a simple time back then. Yeah, like this
show's aired on Friday night or no, yeah, tgif they
were just like okay, one time you didn't get to
stream him, you had to wait around till Friday to watch.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I don't know if I was doing all that. I
was like, rerun, that's what I was watching.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
What I meant to say is this is what my
grandparents told me about that time, because I wasn't even
born yet. Of yeah, it was a good time. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
So Jelil White has a new memoir and that's where
he like made this revelation that is just going to
read an Arkle book?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
The way who's going to read an Erkle book? Is
that the only thing he could come up with to
like drum up excitement for an Arkle memoir? Yeah, I get,
who gives a fart about Julil White? Like, No, I
loved the show. Do I want to read a memoir
about Rkle?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
No, I don't, hell no, but I do.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I did like that little tidbit from it. Yeah, something else.
I'll just say it dick related.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Okay, it's fair.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Well, Graham, you can either confirm or deny.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I have one yep, that this is a thing.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Oh no, that I don't believe, but it's true. A
doctor warning men to watch out for winter penis.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, it's a real thing, that real thing.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Mine turned into an icycle one time and I lost
six inches of it. Luckily I had so much to
spare it wasn't a big deal. But yeah, frozen, it
just snapped off like an ic.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I don't know if I don't know if the doctor
is saying, like it'll just freeze off your body. But
it says that during the colder months that men can
lose size by up to fifty percent because of slowed circulation.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
And they like they can't like use shrink it, they
can't hybern. But it's like extreme shrinkage, Like is this
a thing?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I don't know. I mean, I know shrinkage is the thing.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
You get, so I mean it's like this is like
has to be like freezing, like frigid temperatures.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Well, have you ever gotten into the ocean here in
the bay, it's freezing.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Not with the penis.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah, I'm saying if it can survive that, now, look,
it survives that, but it does. It's like a frightened
turtle going back in its shell and imagine being in
like somewhere where it was you were wading through six
foot deep snow all the time for work or something. Yeah,
I can only imagine your dick is like, dude, gonna hibernate.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I'll see in the spring.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I'll see you in the spring.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I'm just gonna crawl up in here like you have
no use for me out plodding around in the snow.
I'll be back in the spring.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
So like the underwear doesn't keep it warm enough you
need like.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Not when it's that cold.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Like a little knitted hat on it.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Oh yeah, a little sweater, a little sweater, a little
scar is yeah, like some little gloves, like I feel.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Like you do you knit?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I don't you look like you look?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Maybe you can make one progress?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
You got the cat got the Yeah. When I used to,
you know, many many years ago, I remember having to
go in the tanning booth for something and get a
tan for some like there was some doghouse bit anyways,
I put a little pair of I put a little
mini pair of goggles on it because I didn't want God, yeah,
I wore the big goggles that I put the little
goggles on, like I don't want I don't know what
(05:12):
this you know, UV radiation guy, I put a sock
on it instead, like an actual suck. Yeah, because like baby,
I don't want skin cancer on that thing. Yeah, if
you know, you're just kidding. Yeah, it's like, I do
not want skin cancer on this, because then what if
they have to chop it off.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Tanning beds are gross.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I've never done a lot. I've never done a uh
I've been I've been tanning very very few times, but
I only ever did the one where you stand up.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Okay, that's never laid down.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
It seems laying sweat.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, that's disgusting. Those are gross.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Tanning in general's gross. Don't do it. It's bad for you.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
All I can think about is final destination. So I
will never go into a tiny Wait, did you hear there.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Was recently a guy only right, He died in a
bed at a gym.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, and they didn't find him like three days later
because he was just a cook.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
It smelled really bad and he had been dead.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
For days and he and he was still cooking in there.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Well he had already I think it was off. He
was well done. It was done cooking. Oh my god,
too soon, and the like moved him and just kept
on using the bed.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You just give it a quick wipe down, yeah, like
they do it on all gym equipment and tanning beds.
Us that he used that one, same white towel and
they just and they just move on.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I used to work in a tanning salon.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Oh so you had to wipe the sweat up.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Different towels, but same, just one quick wipe down.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, it's you. It was nooks and crannies. I bet
some people, did you know? Some people must have left
like a just a big.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Old puddles of sweat.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
How often did you hop in the hop in the booth?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I used to every day?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Really?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Oh no, I know do you have?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
This is like before when like you knew it was bad,
but he didn't care.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
That's what about a lot of things drinking and smoking.
You know it's like yeah we know, but yeah, still
gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, you worked there, your tan for free? You ten
every day?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Like dude, you must have been hail Yeah were you
ten mom?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Or what was that?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Like ten mom status? And I didn't always do my
face Okay, that's the thing. A lot of people will
cover up their face.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Because you don't want that to like age faster than
the rest of your.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Body, or you have like where you put the little
goggles on, you have those white circles.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Oh yeah, So it's like if I had tanned, I
might I might do it with my face off for like,
I mean, like the towel off my face for like,
I don't know, like a minute or sho, but then
cover it the rest of the time.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Was it getting to the point where you like, wouldn't
see yourself that ten anymore and you were kind of
likesing side of.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
The Yes, tan blindness is a thing.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, I remember I had some friends that worked that.
The only reason I ever went to that one place
was because that's some these rules I knew worked at
the tanning Salona. It was like, can you guys dial
it back? Yeah, it's starting to look a little ridiculously.
You've reached the point of two tan. There is such
thing as too tan, remember tan, mom? Yes, she turned rang.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Though she was like orange leather face.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, that's what happens to you. That that's a glimpse
of your future if you.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Live in the And I bet you to her her
color like looks normal. Yeah, she's like very pale.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah, she looked like a burnt carrot. It was not good. Graham,
did you have something for I'm just gonna read you
a couple of headlines and you, guys, uh, diagnose it.
These are people that have written into an advice calm
and I don't you know, we don't have time to
read all their ship. I just love it, just the
top line. My husband has lost his sex drive? Is
he banging someone else? Yes, Lena, just yeah, probably you
(08:35):
think so? Yes, can't guy just go through like a
slump like they're just not that interested?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
That's not in their.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Nature though, No, it's not. They're just naturally horny. Yes
all the time.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yes we are. But I assume when you hit some
older ages, it's just like maybe your testosterone dials back
a little bit, Like does a marriage, like you're sick
of banging your chick? Yeah, not in my marriage. I've
heard that behind every attractive woman is a guy that's
tired of banger. Really, that's an expression that I've heard.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Okay, but tired tired of doing it with that person
or tired.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Of it in general.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
No, no, no, no, just with that person. Well, because you
always wonder you see these like celebrities and they have
like just smoking hot wives, right, and then they go
and cheat with somebody and you're like, dude, what are
you doing? Like you have this at home. But behind
every attractive woman is a guy who's tired of looking
up with her.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Because it's never somebody better looking.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I don't know who to attribute that quote to, but
I've heard that before.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I feel like I've heard that too.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yeah, but celebrities, I think it's like an ego thing.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
No, I think I think I can bang other hot chicks.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Then yeah, I think it's just like a narcissistic thing,
like like I can get all the hot chicks, why
settled for just one? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:48):
But again the part of it, they don't even go
for a hotter chick, they go for somebody.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Ding ding ding ding ding.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
That's a good point, I know, a good point. All
good point.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I means they're tired of What was the original question,
My husband has lost sex drive? Is he banging someone else?
Both said yes, I don't. There could be some other
things that play.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Right pens like what is he going through in life?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Is he depressed or something maybe or illness or some's
some other explanations that are out there. Doesn't mean he's
necessary to.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
You, as all of a sudden you're uninterested. I'm sorry,
you're probably cheating.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Well, maybe you guys should brush your teeth and comb
your hair. All right, here's another one, my husband. This
is the longer one to buckle up. My husband and
I divorced. He moved away. I decided to date women,
and I made a connection with one, but we broke up.
My ex moved back to the area and introduced me
to his new girlfriend, the same woman I dated for
a while. What should I do to join them? Would
(10:43):
you tell them?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
You would wait to tell the X. Tell the X, Oh,
tell both of them? No, would you tell the X
because obviously the exes. Obviously your female ex knows, she knows, she's.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Like, whoa, I know both of you. But if she
hasn't tall your ex husband, would you tell him, like, hey,
I dated that.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I hit that first?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
You would yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Probably, I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Would you tell your ex that you hooked up with
his new girl?
Speaker 5 (11:14):
I don't think I could. I would want it to
just be like a hahaha. Let me tell other people
and make fun.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Of him, but also like do you want to control
the narrative because then she, the new woman, might be
saying something about you to him, right, So do you
want to be the one to be like, oh we
hooked up?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Who cares? We're broken up? Like what are you gonna
say that?
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Like what.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Would you? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I don't think i'd be able to help myself, Like
it's definitely coming out.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I don't know what I would want.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
How does that happen? Like what are the chances?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Well, the chances are pretty good because I just read
it right here one headline. Let me see, let me see, let.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Me see, Like I think that's wrong of the now
ex girlfriend to get with the ex husband.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
But she didn't know, she didn't know.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
You don't think she knew, Like you were dating that
this this woman and she.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
She said, this woman said her ex husband moved away,
left the area. Then he comes back into town starts
dating this woman. How would the Yeah, but you were.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Dating that woman first.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
That whole time you guys were together, like your exes
or your past didn't come up. Didn't see a picture,
you had no idea.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Maybe names, no pictures.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Maybe I don't know, my girlfriend ended our relationship, would
not give me a reason. I then saw her days
later making out with my best friend. How long were
they both betraying me? Selena?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
What's question? How long were they both betraying me?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
A long time?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
You think?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, I'm gonna say months.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
What if they waited? What if she waited until they
were officially broken up then went after the best?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
That still means there was something before.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Yeah, there was at least talking. There was talking, there
was there was a tension.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
What if it was just longing in the loins and
yeah some yeah, some flirting and some tension, but no
actual is it?
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Yeah? Flirting and yeah, flirting and having it's an emotional affair.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
But what if the single person was the one doing
the flirting, not you flirted.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Back, Otherwise you wouldn't be where you are now. Then
the single person's not a friend too?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Well, that part is true. You should never be flirting
with your dudes, girl, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
This was going on for a long time.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
You see this a lot, I tend to think, so.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Right, are we all in agreeance? Wow?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Oh my god, people are listening like this happened to
me In no way, that's not the way it happened.
You guys are.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Wrong, okay, and just the people want to know how
was your ship earlier? That's why you relate to the podcast.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
We had to give some explanation why you weren't here
to the truth, so we told the truth.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
It was in the other studio. So you were taking
a ship the other side.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Do it.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
You don't do that.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
It's worse than I thought.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I don't want.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I don't do that. At work. We're gonna hit the
stop button before Jess can defend yourself.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
You're ship in the studio that will never come out
of the carpet.
Jess is a little late to the Wild Thoughts podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
She's taking a shit, Yeah, squeezing out a big old deuce.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Cursed, She'll be here, I guess whenever that's done dropping
any second?
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Is she the one grunting and groaning? Because you know
that the bathroom's here, The men's room the women's room
obviously right next to each other, but they share of
the plumbing wall. And what ladies don't think that you know,
is that we can hear through the wall. I heard
a big fart and a toilet seat closed the other day,
and then I was like, oh my god, can the
sound like it travels through here?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
That?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
And then you came back, and then Jess was conveniently
gone into the bathroom, and.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Then she came back. All I called sweaty like two minutes.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yeah, no, no, no, not at all.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Talking about like the bathrooms in this maybe you could
probably even hear it in the hall. But if somebody's
like really grinding out a big ship, you can hear it,
like I can hear what's happened in the lady's room
from the men's room. I feel like shame on you, ladies.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I feel like that because I always here, like when
a guy's like flushing the toilet and stuff paper thin, a.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Lot of grunted and grown.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Anyways, this is the Wild Thoughts podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I saw a report this week that Steve Rkle Julia White,
that's his yes, during filming, producers had to make him
wear looser pants because his bulge was too big.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
No, did you see this?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I did?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
That is so disturbing when you're thinking about Ercles Bold.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, apparently Erkle was packing. And then you know, because
he dressed with like his pants like really yeah, suspenders
and they were like.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Way it was like camel toe but with nuts.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, moose knuckle was definitely show.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
He was very thin. It must have been like really
out there.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
But then when he became Stefan Erkell, yeah he then
you were you just assumed he was packing a big one, right?
Or was I the only kid that thought that you did?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Well?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I didn't think that. I wasn't even born.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
When say, did you guys even watch fail Back?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I never heard of it. Just seen pictures.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Carl Winslow, No, I'm kidding. I have you've seen it?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I've seen it? Yeah, I think I maybe watched some
of it not really.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
It was a simple time back then. Yeah, like this
show's aired on Friday night or no, yeah, tgif they
were just like okay, one time you didn't get to
stream him, you had to wait around till Friday to watch.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I don't know if I was doing all that. I
was like, rerun, that's what I was watching.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
What I meant to say is this is what my
grandparents told me about that time, because I wasn't even
born yet. Of yeah, it was a good time. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
So Jelil White has a new memoir and that's where
he like made this revelation that is just going to
read an Arkle book?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
The way who's going to read an Erkle book? Is
that the only thing he could come up with to
like drum up excitement for an Arkle memoir? Yeah, I get,
who gives a fart about Julil White? Like, No, I
loved the show. Do I want to read a memoir
about Rkle?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
No, I don't, hell no, but I do.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I did like that little tidbit from it. Yeah, something else.
I'll just say it dick related.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Okay, it's fair.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Well, Graham, you can either confirm or deny.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I have one yep, that this is a thing.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Oh no, that I don't believe, but it's true. A
doctor warning men to watch out for winter penis.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, it's a real thing, that real thing.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Mine turned into an icycle one time and I lost
six inches of it. Luckily I had so much to
spare it wasn't a big deal. But yeah, frozen, it
just snapped off like an ic.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I don't know if I don't know if the doctor
is saying, like it'll just freeze off your body. But
it says that during the colder months that men can
lose size by up to fifty percent because of slowed circulation.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
And they like they can't like use shrink it, they
can't hybern. But it's like extreme shrinkage, Like is this
a thing?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I don't know. I mean, I know shrinkage is the thing.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
You get, so I mean it's like this is like
has to be like freezing, like frigid temperatures.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Well, have you ever gotten into the ocean here in
the bay, it's freezing.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Not with the penis.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah, I'm saying if it can survive that, now, look,
it survives that, but it does. It's like a frightened
turtle going back in its shell and imagine being in
like somewhere where it was you were wading through six
foot deep snow all the time for work or something. Yeah,
I can only imagine your dick is like, dude, gonna hibernate.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I'll see in the spring.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I'll see you in the spring.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I'm just gonna crawl up in here like you have
no use for me out plodding around in the snow.
I'll be back in the spring.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
So like the underwear doesn't keep it warm enough you
need like.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Not when it's that cold.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Like a little knitted hat on it.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Oh yeah, a little sweater, a little sweater, a little
scar is yeah, like some little gloves, like I feel.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Like you do you knit?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I don't you look like you look?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Maybe you can make one progress?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
You got the cat got the Yeah. When I used to,
you know, many many years ago, I remember having to
go in the tanning booth for something and get a
tan for some like there was some doghouse bit anyways,
I put a little pair of I put a little
mini pair of goggles on it because I didn't want God, yeah,
I wore the big goggles that I put the little
goggles on, like I don't want I don't know what
(05:12):
this you know, UV radiation guy, I put a sock
on it instead, like an actual suck. Yeah, because like baby,
I don't want skin cancer on that thing. Yeah, if
you know, you're just kidding. Yeah, it's like, I do
not want skin cancer on this, because then what if
they have to chop it off.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Tanning beds are gross.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I've never done a lot. I've never done a uh
I've been I've been tanning very very few times, but
I only ever did the one where you stand up.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Okay, that's never laid down.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
It seems laying sweat.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, that's disgusting. Those are gross.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Tanning in general's gross. Don't do it. It's bad for you.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
All I can think about is final destination. So I
will never go into a tiny Wait, did you hear there.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Was recently a guy only right, He died in a
bed at a gym.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, and they didn't find him like three days later
because he was just a cook.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
It smelled really bad and he had been dead.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
For days and he and he was still cooking in there.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Well he had already I think it was off. He
was well done. It was done cooking. Oh my god,
too soon, and the like moved him and just kept
on using the bed.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You just give it a quick wipe down, yeah, like
they do it on all gym equipment and tanning beds.
Us that he used that one, same white towel and
they just and they just move on.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I used to work in a tanning salon.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Oh so you had to wipe the sweat up.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Different towels, but same, just one quick wipe down.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, it's you. It was nooks and crannies. I bet
some people, did you know? Some people must have left
like a just a big.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Old puddles of sweat.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
How often did you hop in the hop in the booth?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I used to every day?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Really?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Oh no, I know do you have?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
This is like before when like you knew it was bad,
but he didn't care.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
That's what about a lot of things drinking and smoking.
You know it's like yeah we know, but yeah, still
gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, you worked there, your tan for free? You ten
every day?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Like dude, you must have been hail Yeah were you
ten mom?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Or what was that?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Like ten mom status? And I didn't always do my
face Okay, that's the thing. A lot of people will
cover up their face.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Because you don't want that to like age faster than
the rest of your.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Body, or you have like where you put the little
goggles on, you have those white circles.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Oh yeah, So it's like if I had tanned, I
might I might do it with my face off for like,
I mean, like the towel off my face for like,
I don't know, like a minute or sho, but then
cover it the rest of the time.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Was it getting to the point where you like, wouldn't
see yourself that ten anymore and you were kind of
likesing side of.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
The Yes, tan blindness is a thing.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, I remember I had some friends that worked that.
The only reason I ever went to that one place
was because that's some these rules I knew worked at
the tanning Salona. It was like, can you guys dial
it back? Yeah, it's starting to look a little ridiculously.
You've reached the point of two tan. There is such
thing as too tan, remember tan, mom? Yes, she turned rang.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Though she was like orange leather face.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, that's what happens to you. That that's a glimpse
of your future if you.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Live in the And I bet you to her her
color like looks normal. Yeah, she's like very pale.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah, she looked like a burnt carrot. It was not good. Graham,
did you have something for I'm just gonna read you
a couple of headlines and you, guys, uh, diagnose it.
These are people that have written into an advice calm
and I don't you know, we don't have time to
read all their ship. I just love it, just the
top line. My husband has lost his sex drive? Is
he banging someone else? Yes, Lena, just yeah, probably you
(08:35):
think so? Yes, can't guy just go through like a
slump like they're just not that interested?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
That's not in their.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Nature though, No, it's not. They're just naturally horny. Yes
all the time.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yes we are. But I assume when you hit some
older ages, it's just like maybe your testosterone dials back
a little bit, Like does a marriage, like you're sick
of banging your chick? Yeah, not in my marriage. I've
heard that behind every attractive woman is a guy that's
tired of banger. Really, that's an expression that I've heard.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Okay, but tired tired of doing it with that person
or tired.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Of it in general.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
No, no, no, no, just with that person. Well, because you
always wonder you see these like celebrities and they have
like just smoking hot wives, right, and then they go
and cheat with somebody and you're like, dude, what are
you doing? Like you have this at home. But behind
every attractive woman is a guy who's tired of looking
up with her.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Because it's never somebody better looking.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I don't know who to attribute that quote to, but
I've heard that before.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I feel like I've heard that too.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yeah, but celebrities, I think it's like an ego thing.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
No, I think I think I can bang other hot chicks.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Then yeah, I think it's just like a narcissistic thing,
like like I can get all the hot chicks, why
settled for just one? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:48):
But again the part of it, they don't even go
for a hotter chick, they go for somebody.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Ding ding ding ding ding.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
That's a good point, I know, a good point. All
good point.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I means they're tired of What was the original question,
My husband has lost sex drive? Is he banging someone else?
Both said yes, I don't. There could be some other
things that play.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Right pens like what is he going through in life?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Is he depressed or something maybe or illness or some's
some other explanations that are out there. Doesn't mean he's
necessary to.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
You, as all of a sudden you're uninterested. I'm sorry,
you're probably cheating.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Well, maybe you guys should brush your teeth and comb
your hair. All right, here's another one, my husband. This
is the longer one to buckle up. My husband and
I divorced. He moved away. I decided to date women,
and I made a connection with one, but we broke up.
My ex moved back to the area and introduced me
to his new girlfriend, the same woman I dated for
a while. What should I do to join them? Would
(10:43):
you tell them?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
You would wait to tell the X. Tell the X, Oh,
tell both of them? No, would you tell the X
because obviously the exes. Obviously your female ex knows, she knows, she's.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Like, whoa, I know both of you. But if she
hasn't tall your ex husband, would you tell him, like, hey,
I dated that.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I hit that first?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
You would yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Probably, I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Would you tell your ex that you hooked up with
his new girl?
Speaker 5 (11:14):
I don't think I could. I would want it to
just be like a hahaha. Let me tell other people
and make fun.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Of him, but also like do you want to control
the narrative because then she, the new woman, might be
saying something about you to him, right, So do you
want to be the one to be like, oh we
hooked up?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Who cares? We're broken up? Like what are you gonna
say that?
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Like what.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Would you? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I don't think i'd be able to help myself, Like
it's definitely coming out.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I don't know what I would want.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
How does that happen? Like what are the chances?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Well, the chances are pretty good because I just read
it right here one headline. Let me see, let me see, let.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Me see, Like I think that's wrong of the now
ex girlfriend to get with the ex husband.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
But she didn't know, she didn't know.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
You don't think she knew, Like you were dating that
this this woman and she.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
She said, this woman said her ex husband moved away,
left the area. Then he comes back into town starts
dating this woman. How would the Yeah, but you were.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Dating that woman first.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
That whole time you guys were together, like your exes
or your past didn't come up. Didn't see a picture,
you had no idea.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Maybe names, no pictures.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Maybe I don't know, my girlfriend ended our relationship, would
not give me a reason. I then saw her days
later making out with my best friend. How long were
they both betraying me? Selena?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
What's question? How long were they both betraying me?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
A long time?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
You think?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, I'm gonna say months.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
What if they waited? What if she waited until they
were officially broken up then went after the best?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
That still means there was something before.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Yeah, there was at least talking. There was talking, there
was there was a tension.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
What if it was just longing in the loins and
yeah some yeah, some flirting and some tension, but no
actual is it?
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Yeah? Flirting and yeah, flirting and having it's an emotional affair.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
But what if the single person was the one doing
the flirting, not you flirted.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Back, Otherwise you wouldn't be where you are now. Then
the single person's not a friend too?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Well, that part is true. You should never be flirting
with your dudes, girl, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
This was going on for a long time.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
You see this a lot, I tend to think, so.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Right, are we all in agreeance? Wow?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Oh my god, people are listening like this happened to
me In no way, that's not the way it happened.
You guys are.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Wrong, okay, and just the people want to know how
was your ship earlier? That's why you relate to the podcast.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
We had to give some explanation why you weren't here
to the truth, so we told the truth.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
It was in the other studio. So you were taking
a ship the other side.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Do it.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
You don't do that.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
It's worse than I thought.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I don't want.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I don't do that. At work. We're gonna hit the
stop button before Jess can defend yourself.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
You're ship in the studio that will never come out
of the carpet.
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