Closet Creeper

Devin thought he had a simple closet organizing appointment scheduled—until Juniper called. She's obsessive, intense, and way too excited to “touch all his belongings.” As Juniper gets increasingly creepy (and somehow already knows what’s in his closet), Devin goes from confused to ready to call the cops. Spoiler: Juniper isn’t real. It’s Jubal from The Jubal Show pulling off another twisted phone prank set up by Devin’s brother Rob. Get ready for laughs, awkwardness, and a very freaked-out homeowner.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
it's time to get you organized? What?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yes, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
It's time to get you all organized, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Hi is this Devin?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Hi, my name is Juniper, and I'm calling from spaces
where we organize homes and closets and cabinets.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Oh okay, to.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Confirm an appointment for this evening at your house.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, it's time to get you organized.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Okay, great, Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Do you have a few spare moments that you can
kill with me? Excuse yes? Do you have any time
to kill to go over some important details for your
closet organizing this evening?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
M I yeah, I have time.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I'm excited to be able to have the honor of
touching all your belonging oh okay, and putting them in
the appropriate places. I don't like things when they're out
of order, and I'm sure you don't either.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
No, I do.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Sometimes I find myself getting very feeling, very chaotic inside
when things are not in the right order, and things
are not in the right place, and things are speaking
when they shouldn't. You know what, Amelia, my name is Juniper,
yours is Devin.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yes, okay, yes, I'm very passionate about organization and making
sure that everything is acting right and doing what they're.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Told and being where they're supposed to be and assuming
the correct positions.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
That's kind of weird how you're saying it. Oh, I
just need you to organize my clothes.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yes, yes, that's what I mean. Sometimes clothes can just
get all over the place and look sloppy, and nobody
likes a sloppy mess. Do they sloppy messes need to
be cleaned? I agree, I've cleaned many of a sloppy
mess in my day, and I'm excited to clean up

(02:46):
your sloppy messes.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Okay, this is getting very weird. Can we just talk
about my clothes for a second.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yes, yes, let's get to it. So. I just had
a few questions before I come over and do my thing. So,
is there any specific items that you have as far
as tops, for example, how do you want those SORTI?

(03:18):
Do you know? Or do you want me to just
peruce through your tops and then figure out a way
to organize them?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
I have gray hoodies. There lots of hoodies. There's four
gray ones.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
How did you know that four.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Gray hoodies, two black ones, the University of Kansas blue one?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Are you in my house?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Okay, full disclosure. I've already started on the closet. I
couldn't wait.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
I'm calling the cops.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
You're going to Jailuary Herber.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Hey, Devin, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your brother Rob
set you up.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
What wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
It's a joke. He said that he was over yesterday
and you were talking about how you out of closet
organizer coming over tonight. You wanted to me to mess
with you.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh, I was so freaked out. But when you mentioned
the University of Kansas, I was so done.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Wake up every morning with Jubile Phone Franks wekday mornings
on the twenties only