Donk is Dating Your Ex

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hello, Yeah, what's up. It's Donk. Yeah, uh, who is
this Donk?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
It's nice to meet you, bro.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Do I know you?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Oh well no, like I don't think we've officially met.
I don't even know if you've been told about me yet.
But like, my name is Paul Dunkler, but like everybody
just calls me Donk and I'm dating Wendy, your ex wife.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh okay, yeah, I did not know about this.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
That's news to me.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, dude, And so like we started dating, you know
what I mean? And so I figured I would call
and say what's up, you know, like introduce myself, because
like you know, I know it's gonna be hard for
you to hear about like your ex wife is like
back on the dating scene, and then obviously like with me,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
So yeah, yeah, I don't know if you should be
calling me, buddy. I think that, you know, you should
probably wait for her to introduce us properly.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah that's what she was saying to you. But you know,
I kind of took it to paunst myself because Donk
just figures it's better to get out in front of things,
you know what I mean, and.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Crush it, get out and get out in front of
what I mean. You know, we said it was cool
if she was dating. I didn't know she had a boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
But yeah, you're not even like a fish, like yeah,
DONC doesn't fear commitment, dude, but like we're not like
fully like a fish. Yeah, you know, we've been on
four dates. So but you know, like you guys used
to like be married or whatever. So I figured it'd
be cool to call and just like.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
You've only been on four dates. You've only been on
four dates, and you're already saying you're her boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well I mean no, but yes, you know what I mean.
Like that's where it always goes.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
How did you even get my number? How? Why? How
did how? How are you calling me right now?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
How am I calling you?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
So this is cool because like I like to call
them teaching moments, and you know, since you guys have
a kid together, Uh, I find that to be a
good like a challenging sometimes to like, you know, explain
things about like how am I calling you? Did so
I don't really know all about how cell phones work
or whatever but like.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I know, how did you get my number? How did
you get my number?

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, I got it from her phone. Dude, I got
it from your ex wife's phone.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
You're going into her phone. You've been on four dates
and you're already in her phone.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Dude. Not cool. That's not cool at all.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Okay, So, like in my mind, du before Don called you,
I thought like this would different, you know, like you'd
be stoked.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
To hear that. Well why would I Why would I
be stoked? Why would I be so? Also, what why
are you speaking a third person? No, it's weird.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
No, it's just me and you on the phone.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, but you're like, oh, Doc this and Doc that, Like,
stop referring to yourself in the third person.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
But you're you're a You're a dude. I'm shocked that.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I'm shocked at you would even you would even go
near a guy like you.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
So like basically why I wanted to call you that, dude,
is to go or like the co parenting plan, you know,
because like, yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Lay away from my daughter.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Okay, I just figure like diet wise, we should be
like going for gains, like at a young age, you
know what I mean so like, I'm thinking high protein,
low car like, make sure she gets her macros in.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
No, I don't think so. She's a fifth grader.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
She doesn't need to be making gains or macros or whatever. Like. Yeah,
I'm gonna call my ex wife right now because I
don't know what kind of decisions she's letting you make
for our family without even consulting me first.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
But it is not Okay, this is stup man.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Okay, well then I'll let you know that this is
actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you and your ex wife. Wendy set you up.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Wait, this isn't You're not who is You're not her
boyfriend one?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
No, it's a joke. She said that you guys, oh
are still cool, and you've talked about that you would
tell each other when you're dating and stuff, and she
wanted to freak you out.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
My god, you honestly sound you. First of all, you
don't even sound like your type, but you sounded like
the worst human. I can't even so thank god, Oh
my

Speaker 1 (04:48):
God, wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks weekday
mornings on the twenties

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