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Episode Transcript
It's another jubile phone frame on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hello, Yeah, what's up? It's Donk?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Uh h Hi? Can I help you?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah, it's Donk. What's up?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Uh? Nothing? You've called me?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Uh yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
What's up with you?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
So it's cool, you know what I mean? Like I
definitely like am down.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I'm sorry, I'm really confused. Who who is?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Who?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Why are you calling? Who is?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah that's right.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
You probably don't know my name, but like you've been
wanting to, my name is Donk. Like my actual name
is Paul Donkler, but like everybody just calls me Donk.
So yeah that's my name. Like you could have just
came up and asked me, you know what I mean, like.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Came up and asked you. Sorry? Do I know you have? I?
Have I met you before? Well?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
No, we never like officially met until now. But like
the other day, like I was crushing chest and you
left your wallet like right by the way rack in
the jam and I found it, so you know, calling
you Okay, I tell it?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
You know, Oh okay, so you have my you found
my wallet? Right, I've been I've been looking for okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, Now, like I totally get it. DONK was crushing
chest that day, and then like you left your wallet
by the weights, and so yeah, DONC knows what's up.
Like that's a really creative way to get me to
call you.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
By the way, So DONK, you think that I left
my wallet there on purpose so that you could sign me,
call me and ask me on a date.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah, dunk news, you know what I mean. Like it
was super obvious, but also kind of cool, you know
what I mean, Like that's so dope.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Okay, I can tell you right now that that is
absolutely not what I was doing.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I can only imagine the kind of guy you are.
I see people like you at the gym all the time.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
You see at the gym, Yeah, but you.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Just assume that people are looking at you. I know,
guys like you. I see you all the time of
the gym. I'm not interested. That's definitely not what's going on.
I have a boyfriend, so that's definitely not what.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yeah, and that's cool, you know what I mean. Like,
normally DONK wouldn't make an exception, like if a girl
had a boyfriend or whatever. But like, I think you're
super hot and like I don't even mind, you know,
like we don't have to talent or whatever.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Okay, Dounk, first all, please stop referring to yourself in
third person.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
No, it's just dog on the phone.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
No, I mean you're you're saying, you're referring to yourself
as your own name.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
That's what third person is. You can say name on
the phone.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
It's just me and you talking. Because just Donk and
Danica talking right now, Like.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
There's not I'm not no, okay, So there's okay. Great.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
So DONK are you saying like.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
That you have a boyfriend and you're hoping like a
three thing three thing he happens.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I don't want a three thingy with you, DONK. I
just want my.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Wallet back, okay, because like if that is what you're saying,
like I won't let you know, like I dodn't DONCS
might be down, you know what I mean? It depends
like how much your boyfriend can venture or whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Dude, what is your problem? You know what? I just
keep the wallet.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
I I'll get all new cards. There's really not much
in there. You can just keep it. Just do throw
out my ID so you don't have my picture. I
can't even I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Undert it's just cool, like I already made reservations.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Oh my god, no, no, don absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Please just get rid of my wallet and never call
me again.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Naica, This is actually Doubil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone brank on you and your boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Actually sets you up.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Oh my god, you left your wallet at the gym
and he actually found it yesterday and wants to give
it back to you.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
But first you wanted to do a prank phone call.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Oh my god, you know people like that really exists
at the gym, So I really I was there.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
I was there with you.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I thought it was so
Speaker 2 (04:52):
No wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks, we
say mornings in the twenties,
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