He Used My Motorcycle for Jousting?!

Trevor calls a Ducati owner with a bizarre update: his motorcycle may have been "lightly parked on its side"... after being used in a renaissance fair-style joust in a parking garage. The stunned owner quickly goes from confused to furious as Trevor casually explains sword fights, wooden lances, and a Vespa that’s “won every joust.”

Spoiler alert: it’s all a prank set up by his wife!

Catch this wild and hilarious phone prank from The Jubal Show, where no motorcycle—or marriage—is safe from the chaos.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Weday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, oh, yeah,
this is Trevor. Okay, yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Okay, Trevor. Who are you?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Oh oh oh, I guess I forgot to tell you
where I was calling from. My name is Trevor, and
I work up where your motorcycle is parked and stored. Okay,
And by the way, that's a really it's a very
cool motorcycle. Just thought i'd tell you that.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, thank you. Thank what's going on, Trevor? I can
I help you with?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
So question for you real quick about your motorcycle? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Is it a.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Motorcycle that can be like parked on its side? Okay?
Or is it one of the ones that has to
stay on two wheels all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
On its side? What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
You know, because like some motorcycles you can just park
them on the side, like lay them down on the
side and then otherwise.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
No, Trevor, there are no motorcycles you can lay on
the side. They have to stay up on wheels. Is
my motorcycle on its side?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Oh no, no, it's not on its side, But I
just was making sure, just you know, because like I'm
new here, just kind of going over you drop my.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Did you drop my Jakati? Dude? Are you serious? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Well, no, I didn't drop them. I mean that's a
heavy motorcycle. I don't think I could lift it up
to drop it, if that's what you mean.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
No, I didn't mean did you lift it up and
drop it? Did it fall on its side?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh? Okay. So that was like a question with a
lot of different answers.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Okay, so pick one because it sounds like my motorcycle
tipped over and you're not doing anything about it.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Well, okay, so technically, uh, it didn't tip over.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, well technically what did it do?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay? So I lost and then uh, you know, it's
kind of what happens in those battles, and so like
yeah it uh.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
It's what what the hell are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Okay, So I'll just get to the point because it
sounds like, yeah, okay, So did I tell you already
it's a nice motorcycle. Yes, So I'm new here. And
then me and Chad, who is the other employee here,
we were having a renaissance fair down in the garage,

(02:46):
and so we were just like you know, fighting, like
sword fighting. You know, we have our our wood swords
that we do the sword fights with.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
And then drink. And what are you talking about? What
happened to my motorcycle?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
So have you ever seen like, you know, back in
the medieval times when if they would get on horses
and then they had the long poles?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Trevor, are you jousting with my motorcycle right now?

Speaker 3 (03:18):
No? Oh my god, dude, I'm going to kill you.
You you used my motorcycle in a in a redissade
joust in a parking lot.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Okay, so that sounds bad how you said it, but uh,
I thought.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
It doesn't sound bad, Trevor. It is bad.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
It's real bad, real bad for you at that place
whole garage, dude, sewing, I'm suing.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Well, I do want to let you know that, like
I figured, might not be happy with the fact that, uh,
your motorcycle is like you know, parked on the side
instead of on the wheels.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
That's not called park that's called wreck.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Okay, Well, so I would like to make it better.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
What how can you how can you make this better?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
You're gonna buy me a newdi You're gonna lose your job.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Okay, So I have a vesta.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
No, I don't want your vesta?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Which one every joust it's been in?

Speaker 2 (04:25):
You're idiot, dude.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Just I'm gonna call the cops. You're gonna get fired,
and I want to talk to your manager.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Okay, well then I'll just say that comes in, I'll
let you know it's a prank phone call. Then what
this is? Actually Gebil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your wife sets you up.
It's a joke.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (04:49):
No? No, she said that you have a motorcycle in
storage and it's your baby and she wanted to mess
with you. Wake up every morning with Jubile phone franks,
we say mornings on the twenties,