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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frames on the twenties. Hello, Well,
if it isn't Miss Heavyfoot herself, who's this, hi Arden?
This is Pete Eakins. I'm calling from Apartments Residence Services
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and I'm calling to go over a few things with
you because we've gotten a lot of noise complaints about you.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Okay, what are you talking about? Noise complaints?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I'm talking about your downstairs neighbor who has quite a
few grievances that they've let us know about, and I
need to go over those with you because you're going
to be charged quite a bit of money in the
upcoming months to make up for it.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I'm getting charged for noise complaints and this is the
first time I'm hearing about it.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Well, it's been going on for quite a while, and yeah,
we decided to finally put in a call because it's
really gotten to be quite a problem. You moved in
in twenty twenty three and the first incidents of the
heavy footfall was Wednesday, March third, twenty twenty three at
seven to twelve pm and the decibel level on that,
by the way, was sixty seven dB.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Are you they're keeping track up? My?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
What the well, well, you know, we started getting noise complaints,
and so we do have somebody there reading decibel levels
every single time there's an infraction, a heavy foot infraction,
and of course the unruly chair scooting. First incident of
that was April seventeenth, twenty twenty three, at six oh
three am. There was some unruly chair scooting that measured
seventy two decibels.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
This is ridiculous. No, no, non leg I'm not no,
I'm not paying any of this. I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Well, what else is the m M? Do you want
to talk about? The loud yawning?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Loud?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
What yawning?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yawning? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
We encourage our residents here to be respectful of the
other tenants around them, and we've had many instances of
loud yawning. First incidence of that was Sunday, May seventh,
twenty twenty three, at nine forty six am. The sustained
vocalization was upwards of sixty four dbs. So I don't
know how loud you're yawning up there, but you might
want to think about that the next time you're doing it.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
So wait, a second home and I've allowed to yawn
in my own home. I'm going to be charged to yawn,
which I'm quite sure everybody does. What else? What else
is there?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Well, yes, but I think the respect of their neighbors
and they keep it down a bit. I don't know
if you're yelling or what you're howling, howling like a
wolf at the moon, or whatever you're doing when you're yawning,
it is very loud. Also, there's been a lot of
cluster sneezes lately. I know it's allergy season, but Tuesday
May twenty fourth, twenty twenty five, at ten fourteen am,
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there was a loud cluster sneeze that we got measured
at eighty five decibels. It's very loud to be.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Sneeze, cluster sneeze?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
What's the is a cluster sneeze? It's more than three?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Oh my gosh. Who is this neighbor that's keeping a
list of all of this stuff? Who is this?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Who is what the neighbor?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yes, who is the neighbor that's keeping track of everything
that I'm doing in my apartment?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Well, I don't think I'm allowed to share that information
with you.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Not, no, no, tell me who it is.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Last week I was awoken to the clapping aloud to music.
I think it was, Yes, it was last Wednesday. The
tenant was.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
What a birthday party?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I was shook out of sleep.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Wait what what did you just say?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
The resident was shook awake.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
They said to where I heard you say you.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
And I was saying. The resident was, well.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
That's not what you said. That's not what you said.
You said. I was awoken up in my sleep. I
was woken up out in my sleep. Is it you?
Is it you? Have you been like cripply checking everything
that I've been doing? Because that that that's weird, that's weird.
You're the worst person on this planet. You're sitting there
in your apartment making lists after lists about all the
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noises I make in my apartment when you should really
focus on your own. And I'm going to call the
office that you're a part of and I'm going to
get you fired. How about that?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
How about we don't do that? Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I think we should do that. I think we should
okayed off enough.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Let's not though, because this is a prank phone call. Wow,
this is actually Jubil from the Jubile Show doing a
phone prank on you and your boyfriend. Set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
He's not to be my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
He said, Do you live in an apartment when they're
always picky about noise and stuff and wanted to me
to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah. They are
Speaker 1 (04:58):
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