Oops. Tesla Delivery

The wildest, most hilarious prank call podcast from The Jubal Show! Join Jubal Fresh as he masterminds the funniest and most outrageous phone pranks, catching unsuspecting victims off guard with his quick wit, absurd scenarios, and unmatched comedic timing. Whether he's posing as an over-the-top customer service rep, a clueless boss, or an eccentric neighbor, no call is safe from his unpredictable humor. Get ready to laugh out loud and cringe in the best way possible! New episodes drop every weekday—tune in and let the prank wars begin!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hello. Yes, Hello, this is Ted Thibodeau.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
I'm calling from dot com and I was looking for
a Fiona who ordered a Tesla Model Y from US
that should have been delivered just a few days ago.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, this was her y. Hi Fiona. How you doing today?
You know? Yeah, I'm okay, just wondering where the car
is at.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Well, yes, I guess I would be wondering too if
I was you, if I had ordered a brand new
car from my website and it was supposed to be
there just a few days ago, and then all of
a sudden you opened the door two days ago, no car,
and then the day after that probably no car too,
and then probably today no car as well.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Uh yeah, nothing exactly right. Frustrating for you, yeah, a
little bit. Yes, Well, I do.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Have some news about the car that you purchased from
our website that should have been there a few days ago.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Okay, yes it has been delivered.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Well, no it happened. What do you mean you and
it just says that it's been delivered.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Well, no, it has been delivered. It's what I mean. Okay,
But you're calling me to tell me that it hasn't
been delivered. So now you're saying it has been we
don't get it.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yes, I guess there was some sort of era and
it has been delivered to a Fiona who lives about
three towns over from you.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
So they have your call right now.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Okay, So then they can get the car back from
that Fiona, because that's the wrong Fiona, isn't it. Well, yes,
that's what we're thinking. But we called that Fiona and
we asked for the car back and she said no.
So I don't know what to do about that.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
I'm sorry, you're you must be joking. You don't know
what to do about that.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
It's not her car, right, You don't have to.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Listen to her, she said no, And I spoke to her.
That's the car.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
I spoke to her myself, and I said, now you
are the wrong Fiona. I had some strong words for her.
I just let you know. I said, you are the
wrong Fiona, and that car belongs to someone else. I
said that straight to her.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Those are those were your strong words? Yes, like, those
aren't strong words. You just basically asked her nicely. Yes,
she said, don't even asking and she said no. Oh,
she said, no, she just got a free car. Oh
my goodness.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, Uh well, I just got a notification about your
tesla that was supposed to be delivered a few days ago,
still hasn't arrived. We delivered it to the wrong Fiona.
And she said, no, you're talking about yes, that's the one. Yes,
and uh I just got I just an update on that.

(03:04):
Me is I will get raped. I will get straight
to the point here. I'm so sorry about that. You know,
my grandma always said, get straight to the point. Don't
leave people guessing, don't mince your words. Speaking of minsing
you have ahead before. I don't even really know what
that means.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
What, Oh my god, I need to hang up. I'm
so sorry.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I need to get direct. I need to get to
the point with you, don't. I need to tell you
what happened to your car. There appears that the other
Fiona took a sledge hamd to it for some reason.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
What the hell are you talking about. I need to
see pictures or something. This needs to be some type
of it needs to be covered by insurance. We need
the money back if we're not getting the car. If
the car is quote quote totaled because I'm crazy person
that you delivered the car to is damaging it. What
can you do for me?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Okay, I've already got yes, and I've already been I've
got a note here that says what I can do.
And yes, I'm so sorry about this again. That Tesla
that you ordered from my website is dead and count Yes.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
I know you're sorry. I don't need sorry, I need solutions.
What we can get your chief car?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yes, we can get you a new one tomorrow, a
new car tomorrow. It will be a nineteen ninety four
Toyota Wrap fourth.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
That's okay?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
What the oh my god?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
If you where is your office?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
This is actually Duil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband, Paul, say you
wire what this is? Joh he had you even been
waiting for your car that you ordered online from a
couple of days now anyone.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
To mess with you? Wow? That was like not the
nicest thing to do.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone, Franks, we say
mornings on the twenties