Pete on the Keys

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frames on the twenties. Hell, oh, hey,
is it Cecily? Yes, Hey, Cecily P deekins here with apartments.

(00:24):
I'm on the maintenance crew, just calling to let you
know we had to enter your unit. It's been taken
care of. But there was a pipe that had sprung
a leak and threatened to really flood your whole place.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
But we got it. Nothing to worry about. You won't
even know we.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Were here, but you know, of course I have to
call let you know that we were entered your apartment
to fix that leak.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
So just giving you Oh.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
My gosh, oh my gosh, wow. Oh okay, I'm hearing
in the background.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
What's that? Uh? What's that? Sorry? What's it?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
What am I hearing in the background?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Right now, I don't know. Maybe it's on your end.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
No, No, I'm hearing like a piano in the background.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Oh yeah, that's because I this is really cool. I've
never seen one of our units with a piano in it.
This thing is awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
It's fun.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Oh yeah, sorry about that.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no, no, no, no, no, that
is a family heirloom. That that that piano is precious.
Why are you playing my piano? I thought you were
there to fix the leak.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Oh yeah, we finished that up.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
I just sat down on the piano bench and thought
i'd give it a trying.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
No no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
No no no no no no no no no no
no no no no. You don't understand that. You don't understand.
You don't know. I thought you were supposed to come
in and fix the leak.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, get a piano, got it taken care of.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
No, but you don't.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
No, no, but you don't. I'm hearing you playing the piano.
You're you're playing my piano.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, I figured i'd give the keys a little shot.
You know how am I doing?

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Wait? Wait wait wait sir, Yes, sir, sir, you were
you You're supposed to fix the leak. It's the leak fixed. Yes,
Why are you still in my apartment playing my piano?
A precious, priceless piano.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I called you as I was wrapping up, and then
I have never seen a piano in uh in an
apartment and in one of our units, and I thought
it was really cool. I was just checking it out,
just looking at it and uh sat down.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Do you know how hard it is to have these
old pianos tuned up? So you're getting no, no, no, no,
we don't you don't do that.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I can just right, yeah, so sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I just couldn't resist, you know, I tend to be
a little bit of a piano man myself.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
So do you play?

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Listen? Uh, it's the leak fixed? Yes or no?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Uh? Well I'll tell you like this, Yeah, the leak
is fixed to me.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Wait hold up, hold up, wait wait, get out of
an apartment. It's a leak fixed? Yes or no? You
don't be playing my piano. That's a precious piano. Who
are you who pass this? Are you the maintenance man?
What's your name again?

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Pete? PEPs? Yeah, Pete.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Did they tell you whenever you go into people's apartments
that you're supposed to fix what you're supposed to fix,
and then you take your little happy out you don't
mess with people's stuff.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Well, yeah, I just you know, I couldn't resist being
a musician myself with the piano. I figured you'd think it.
You'd be cool with that, Pete.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
That piano probably costs more than your whole entire job,
So you need to get out. Thank you for fixing
the leak. Do not touch another note.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
You're welcome, hell welcome, You're well, you're welcome.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Wait wait wait oh wait a minute us your boss.
Whoush your boss. Whush your boss, whush your boss, because no, no, no, no, no,
where you're not listening to me.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
You're not.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
I'm telling you don't play on this priceless piano, and
you're just still like messing with me and playing on
it anyway, like you're having a like you're up here
trying to get something on American Idol. Off the damn piano.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Clee, your roommate is my boss, because this is actually
Dubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on
you and your roommates set you up.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
You know what? You know what she said?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
You guys have a really expensive piano that's a family
ariism of yours in your apartment and she wants to
mess with you.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yeah. I was about to get off work and go
and kick somebody.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, we say
mornings on the twenties