The dog ate your bags

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewble phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Yeah,
come on, come on. Hello, okay, calm down, calm down here,

(00:20):
cute little hello, cute little hello, calm down. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Hi. Uh this is Peedeiggins. Oh my god, oh no, no,
I'm backing away. I'm backing away. I'm backing away. Hello. Hello, Hello, Hi,
this is Peedeigins calling from airlines. I was looking for Zoe. Hi.
I yeah, that that's me. Oh nope, I'm backing away.

(00:53):
Have the back and away, back and away, back and away. Okay.
Hi Zoe calling about your lost luggage. Oh yes, yeah, yeah,
we uh we lost your bag. You're already on vacation
and you obviously need your luggage.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yes, yes, it's gonna a good couple of days thinking
as you found it.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yes, well, we have a little bit of an issue
and I'm la sorry about that, A little bit of
an issue with your luggage on. I don't think we're
going to be able to get your luggage to you.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
What what do you mean you're taking my luggage.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I'm backing up again. I'm backing up again. I'm backing
up again. Oh boy, oh, I don't know if you
can hear what's going on here?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh my goodness, yes, that is that your dog or something?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Well, uh yeah, so a little thing about your luggage here.
We found it and it was at the airport the
whole time, at your destination. So I know you're on
vacationation and uh probably need your stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Huh yes, yes, come down, come.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Down, not coming near it, not coming near it.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Goodness, So please explain to me why you can't get
my luggage.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
If you have my luggage right now, Well, little Frankie
has taken a liking to it, and oh boy, okay,
no need for taking there, Frankie.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Is okay, sorry, I'm gonna need you to to really
to really explain to me, like what's going on.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
So we found your luggage, and unfortunately one of our
guard dogs here, Frankie, cute little uh little doberman, he
has taken a liking to your luggage. Apparently he really,
uh I don't know, thinks of it as one of
the pack now or something. And so any oh my goodness,
I just eat it.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
I oh boy, frank just get him, get him off
of it.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
He's very angry and he doesn't want anybody to touch
the luggage. Every time I even like, look at it.
He starts to bar, Oh my god, so look at that.
But you know, you know must I'm talking about it, Frankie,
Is there any way we could just give the bag
to him?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Absolutely not. Okay, so you want to give me to
a manager or something like that, because I am not.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Frank stepped my wiyfrom Oh my goodness, Oh no, oh no,
he's eating everything and he's tearing it all up. He's
ripped into the bag and now he's all those shoes
look expensive.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
He just did he just did. He just em Jordan's
because I just go to a special collection. They will do.
And I absolutely I'm gonna Yeah, your dog needs to
get off my stuff. I'm going to shut that dog

(04:14):
if you If that dog gets a shut up, you
know what, I'm coming down there. I'm coming down there.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
That dog is getting off my stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
It's get off your buns.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Of my phones.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
You're gonna be you and your airport is going to
be paying me twelve hundred dollars for my shoes.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Okay, well, then I'll just let you know it's a
phone prank. Then say what this is actually? Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your husband set you up. It's a joke. He said
that you guys are on vacation and they actually called him,
and they have your bag coming this afternoon, and you
wanted to mess with you beforehand. Oh, wake up every

(04:51):
morning with jubile phone pranks, we say mornings on the twenties,