Todd Sparks Takes Your Keyboard

Todd Sparks is the most unsuccessful motivation speaker you've never met. But today, he's going to give you advice anyway, and take your keyboard. Jubal gives you another character performance worthy of an oscar.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, James todd Sparks here. Sorry, who todd Sparks? Yes,
the todd Sparks I work down in accounting. Welcome to
the office.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, I know you're probably freaking out. Yeah, what do
you mean, Well, you're probably freaking out. I'd imagine it's
got to be shocking for you.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, because well, I mean, do you know something about
I'm missing my like all my computer equipment is gone
from my desk and yeah, and what do you know
about this?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Well, the reason I was saying you're probably freaking out
is because yes, I'm that todd Sparks.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
I work here as well.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
You probably know me from my books todd Sparks Putting
the Spark Back in your Life and my follow up
to todd Sparks spark Up another one, and then my
guide to Manifesting your parking spot wherever you want todd
Sparks Sparking in the Rear.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Huh great, Tod Do you know what?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I also work here in accounting and I do motivation
speaking as well. Yes, So I don't know if it's
in no one of my conferences or something.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Like that.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
But yeah, nice to meet you. I figured i'd give
you a call welcome you to the office.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Well, I appreciate that, Toba. Right now, I'm sort of
in a bind.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
So it seems that you're having problems because your keyboard
and mouse are missing and you've got a report coming
up today.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, yes, and you know that. How do you know that?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Well, because I just wanted to start off our relationship
with a little bit of a lesson that keyboard and
that mouse. James, it's inside you.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
What, tod did you think.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
You're asking if I took your stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yes? Did you take my stuff? Yes? I did? Yes,
I did.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Why?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well, I thought why because.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I figured it's always good to learn how to overcome
adversity in our own personal battles and in our professional
struggles as well. And it seems like today your struggle
might be that you've got a report coming up and
you need that keyboard and mouse.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yes, I do, and if you have it, that'd be great.
I can learn this lesson about the importance of material
possessions in the cosmic, karmic, whatever the heck you're talking about.
In a second, I just need those now so I
could submit my report.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, this is the first major piece that I have
here at the company, and that's got to be stressful
for you. James. Yeah, I'm very stressed.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
I'm very stressed, especially knowing that where's a counting sorry
want to say carry? Where's the accounting office?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Go ahead, Todd? And that's great. I've also spoken to
Are you there, James? Yes, third floor? Okay, I'm coming.
What are you looking for? I'm looking for you, Todd.
I'm coming to find you.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Finding me, James isn't going to find you. And that's
the kind of stuff you get in my books. I'll
give you a couple to day later on. I'll leave
on your desk.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Okay, now, where's the stairwheel? Todd?

Speaker 4 (03:23):
I don't know who you think you are and why
you think it's cool to mess with people who are
new to the job that is very important to them.
And I'm going to find you today and we will
get this sorted out and then moving forward. I need
my stuff check and submit this report so I don't
get fired on the second day of my new job.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
And let's see you do, James. Let's see you do
get fired.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
No better way to put a spark back in your
life than with a fire.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
And you're saying, okay, so you sabotage me first, because Todd,
I'm coming downstairs, and honestly, I don't even care because
if I don't get my back, I'm going to lose
my job. If I do get my back, I'm going
to take the keyboard and let's shove it so far
that the books that you keep spouting out of.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Your mouth are going to fall out of the front
of your face so that you die.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
How about that that pot spark that spark inspiration to you,
It wasn't James.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I'll just let you know that this is actually Jubil
from The Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
and your coworker, Carrie is actually the one that sets
you up. She's got your keyboard and mouse and she
said to you had a big report, your first big one,
and she wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Oh my god, dude, I'm I'm on the stairwell, I'm
a teen.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Oh my god, wake up every morning with Jebile phone pranks,
we say mornings on the twenties,