Trevor installed your bidet sink water fountains

New to the plumbing scene, meet Trevor. He doesn't know what a bidet is. So, he thought they were water fountains. You now have NO sinks.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another Jubile phone frame weekday mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, Hi, this is Trevor.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Okay, Hi sever Hi.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
So yeah, it looks like everything is good to go.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
With What are you talking about? Where are you calling from?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Oh? I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
This is the first time I'm making one of these
phone calls because I'm new, uh installation tech at plumbing
and we were installing your water fountains today and I
just wrapped up, so like, I let myself out now
and you have water fountains all throughout the house now,
So they're there and I tested them out. They should be,

(00:49):
you know, good to go. If there's any issue, you
can just what do.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
You mean water fountains? I didn't. I didn't order any
water fountains.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Well, the things that they gave me to install their
they're water fountains.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
No no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
What are you talking about? Water founs that we were
getting some of the days installed.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
But what.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Where did you put them?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
So where all the sinks are?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
I took those out and put the water phontains there
because I figured that's where they were supposed to go.
I'm new here.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Oh my god, are you here? Oh my god, are
you giving me? Oh my god, I can't really do best.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Did you want the water phone?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
What are you doing? Those are the days? Those are
for your donnot know what a the day is? Like,
how do you work for a plumbing company? Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Okay, so water phones are called bidets.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
No, they're not water fountains. They're the days there for
when you take it like, that's like not, oh my god,
you're read don't know what a bidet is?

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Well, I saw the word, but then it looks like
a bite it bite it.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
No, it's not bite it's it's French. It's for cleaning
your backside? Do you go to the bathroom? Like, how
do you not know this? You're a plumber.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
So my cousin works here and he got me the job.
But you're saying so in France they use water fountains
to clean their bum bomb, No.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Their bidets. Oh my god, I give up. Like so
you're telling me I just paid three thousand dollars and
you just put bidets where they're supposed to be. How
much supposed use to sink? Now?

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Well, okay, So that was the question that I was
wondering because I was like if they want water fountains
and all their sinks, Like what are they going to
use to like wash the dishes or whatever?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
You are such an idiot. Oh my god, you need
to fix this like right now, like seriously, I need
to talk to a manager or something. You got you
gotta you gotta go fix this like this is I
can't believe.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
You put Oh my god, from the sounds of things,
you're not happy with the water fountains being placed where
the sinks are and you want it redn.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yes, I want to put back Those aren't water fountains.
There bidets there for cleaning your butt, and you need
to get it fixed now.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Okay, So I think I have a way to fix it.
What if I put like little stairs up to the
counters so that you could use the counter to do
that thing, you know with the bum bomb for until
we can replace them, which will be like we're pretty busy,
so it might be maybe a month or two.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
You want me to crawl up on my counter to
go to the bathroom. This is the dumbest thing I've
ever heard. Just get pleased. I need a manager, like.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Now, well, I mean it could be a pretty good
fix for now, Like I could just make some little stairs.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
No, I'm not washing my my counters. I'm gonna call
your manager right now. You're I'm gonna get you fired.
This is this is incompetent.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Okay, well then maybe I should just let you know
it's a prank phone call.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
No what Yeah, this is actually Dubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone brank on you and your wife
set you up.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
It's a joke.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
She said that you are having good Days installed at
your house today and the workers were there and she
wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Oh my god, I'm gonna killer. I can't believe that.
I literally thought I had the days where all my
pinks were Oh my god, wake up every morning with
Jubile phone franks, we say mornings on the twenties