Another day, another breakdown

The ultimate trivia showdown from The Jubal Show! Think you’ve got the brains to take down Victoria? Listeners go head-to-head with her in a battle of wits, testing their knowledge on everything from pop culture to random facts. Will you come out on top, or will Victoria destroy you? Play along, laugh out loud, and see if you have what it takes to claim victory!
 
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Can I take your order?

Speaker 3 (00:02):
Am I going to a tall ship? Had a large
black coffee?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Large black cock?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Do you mean a venty?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
No?

Speaker 4 (00:08):
I mean a large?

Speaker 1 (00:09):
He means AVENTI. Yeah, the biggest one you got. Venty
is large. No venty is twenty. Large is large.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
In fact, cole is large and grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also
the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid and three languages.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramires in
a game of trivia for Caliuci tickets today, So call
us up eight eight eight three four three one six
one eight eight eight three three one six one. You
can also dm us at the Jubil Show or go
to the jubilshow dot com if you think you have
what it takes to beat Victoria.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I have another joke.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Oh oh sweet, what is it?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
What's red and bad for your teeth? What any guesses?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Uh? No, e Brick, I like that one?

Speaker 3 (01:01):
All right, call right now if you want to play
eight to eight three four three one six one and
be careful. Victoria is on a winning street. Yes, she
won yesterday, so she's got one win under her belt.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay, you know what, we're starting the winning streak today.
All right, jokes are intimidating.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
We'll play you verus Victoria next, since you will show.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
What amly some sort of a mentally challenged Aaron.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
No, not even I didn't say that.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
It was like, why am I even listening to to
begin with?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
You're a virgin who can't dry this time.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
For America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria. It's your
chance to see if you can stop Victoria from her
huge wind streak. Continuing, Yeah, she won yesterday and she's
going for number two today.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, I am and Caliuchi.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Tickets are on the line, and let's meet today's contestant
for you, verus Victoria.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Amber. How you doing Amber? Hey, I'm good.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
How are you great? Thank you for asking? Are you
ready to stop Victoria in her tracks?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
WHOA, Oh, I'm ready. Amber.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
You seem very lively today, which kind of worries me
because I'm the opposite. But I still believe that can
beat you so well. I played you before and they
were all players of questions and you won, so then
one for redemption.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oh well, here is a long time ago take question episode.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
We'll send Victoria out of the studio and Amber, you
already know how the game is played, but I'm gonna
explain it anyway thirty seconds ansor as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right, Amber,
are you ready?

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I'm ready? Here we go. Your time starts now.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
What's the only continent that has no permanent human population?
Which famous composer became deaf later in life but continue
to compose music? What is the chemical symbol for gold? Ay?

Speaker 3 (03:02):
You?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
What US state is known as the Land of ten
Thousand Lakes?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Missed again?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
What year did the Berlin Wall fall?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Nineteen oh five?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Going to do?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
All right?

Speaker 3 (03:16):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while Victoria
is putting your headphones on and getting ready, here's a
question for you.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Ember.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
What's something you've never tried but feel weirdly confident that
you'd be amazing at it?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Right away?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Oh? You know what? I anything motorized like, even if
I've never done it before, I get on it.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
And I think I'm like evil Knievel or something, and
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Like Okay, so anything motor the flyplane? Do you flyplane
right away?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
I mean I could do it. I don't know that
anybody would survive.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
All right, Victoria is back in studio with their headphones on. Ready,
Vicky think so.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
As a little nerdy racking to be honest, it's pacing outside.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Remember, no pressure. I want to keep my wind streak up.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
I haven't gone past one day in a hot minute.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
So Victoria is going for a second win in a row,
and I want to get it thirty seconds. Answered as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass, and you have to beat Amber outright to win.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Ready, I needed to be ready on the questions. I
needed to go fast.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Don't blame me because you get them wrong.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
I just need to go the same game. Amber gets well.
I need to special. This is a new beginning for you. Amber.
You can tell Victoria.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
When why and go what's the only continent that has
no permanent human population? Seriously? At Artica, which famous composer
became death later in life, but continue to compose music?

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Who who is that? Oh, my gosh, yours.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Wait, I don't know, past I don't think what is
the chemical symbol for gold au? What US state is
known as the Land of ten Thousand Lakes? What?

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Ohio?

Speaker 2 (05:01):
What year Glynn wall Fall? I heard the question eighteen fifty?
I don't know what. Famous document begins with we the people, Oh,
we the people.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
It's done, done and the trickle tea.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
What is the document? Oh?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Wait, you're done, You're done over? What the song was that? Also?

Speaker 3 (05:25):
No? But Bill, wait, really wait, we're moving. Let's go
to the scoreboard and see what song was that?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Though, that's this, that's the song I learned for that document,
obviously didn't learn very well. It's a song I've never
heard it.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
No, I'll wait for you after all right, we'll let's.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Send it over to the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard producer Brad Victoria.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Did get too correct.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Oh my gosh, the constitution Amber got too correct.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
It's a new beginning, start over.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
You spent all that time singing.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Victoria didn't get her second win in a row. Wasted
that cali Ucy tickets and Victoria's now doubled over on
the side of the studio so upset that she didn't
get her second win.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
I shouldn't have.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, I kin do too. Hit the Constitution way, I
don't care.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
I've ever seen a game show. They don't let them
answer nine times so they get it right. Victoria, you said,
Bill Wrights, you were wrong Victoria on the Jubile Show,
which is a game show.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Let's get the answers to Nina.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
So the only continent that has no permanent human population
is Antarctica. The famous composer that became deaf later in
life but continue to compose music was Beethoven. The chemical
symbol for gold is au. The US state known as
the Land of ten Thousand Lakes as Minnesota. The year
the Berlin Wall fell was nineteen eight, and the US
Constitution is the document that begins with we the people.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Amber, thank you for playing in congression. Amber, thank you. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
We play vers Victoria the same time every single weekday morning. Remember,
if you want to play Victoria, all you have to
do is dm us at the Jubile Show or go
to the Jubilshow dot com.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Don't worry, you live to play another day. She's actually
really crying I know she is.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
I know it. I sang the song so much time,
saying that song well, because it was in my head.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
You say the title, It's gonna get stuck in my head,
of course.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
And I also knew Beethoven. I was in music memory
in fourth grade. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
By the way, Beethoven does have ears. Who doesn't have
it ear