Glitter Sneezes, Nose Massagers, and Post Malone Tickets

Today on You vs. Victoria, meet Kelsey—who signed up after hearing yesterday’s game and came ready to win. With questions ranging from Shakespeare and space to Einstein and anatomy, the trivia heat was on. But the real debate? Would you rather sneeze glitter or burp confetti? Plus, things get unexpectedly weird when the team starts testing neck massagers... on their noses. It’s chaotic, it’s competitive, and it ends with Post Malone tickets!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And let's meet today's contestant, Kelsey. What's up, Kelsey? How
are you?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm doing great?

Speaker 1 (00:05):
How are you guys? Wonderful? Thank you for asking?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
You feeling pretty hyped up? How are you feeling, Kelsey?
She's pretty amazing. We have but I'm feeling hyped up.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
That was like a different kind of adjective she had,
like a different one.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Okay, Kelsey, do you play? Do you play in the
car a lot when you hear this segment? I do?

Speaker 4 (00:25):
And I was listening to it yesterday morning, and that's
when I actually signed up to be a contestant. I
was really excited for the phone call.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
So yesterday's game that made you be like I can
do this.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
Wait really, all right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and while
she's leaving, Kelsey, here's how it works. Thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass, and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win. Okay, all right, all right, the door is closed,
Victoria is outside, and here we go, Kelsey, Your time
starts now.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Which Shakespeare play features the characters Oberon and Titania. Path,
what's the capital city of Nigeria?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Past?

Speaker 5 (01:11):
What planet do we live on Earth?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
In?

Speaker 5 (01:15):
What century was the printing press invented?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Eighteenth century?

Speaker 5 (01:19):
What is the famous Einstein equation?

Speaker 3 (01:24):
E equals what's the longest bone in the human body?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I believe with your famer.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
All right, got that, and it'll bring Victoria back into
the studio. And while Victoria is getting ready and putting
your headphones on and stuff, here's a question for you, Kelsey.
Would you rather sneeze glitter or burp confetti?

Speaker 5 (01:45):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Oh, I mean I've like burped, like you know, if
you like like burp and it like comes out your nose.
I feel like burp and confetti would be easier than
sneeze and glitter.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, I feel like sneeze and glitter would like hurt
for some reason.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Exactly, it's good to me.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Sharp just feel like you burn more than you sneeze,
And it seems like a more regular problem that you'd have. Yeah,
because you gotta clean up at you know, all the
confetti all the time.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
I wouldn't make myself sneeze all the time just to
have glitter come out.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
Have you ever taken a neck massage? To your nose.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
You take a message to your nose like it makes
you sneeze, like almost immediately.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yesterday in the car. I don't recommend doing it in
the car because you start sneezing in the car. I
had my little massage gunny thing in the car with me,
and I was like, I wonder what happens if I
put it on my nose? And then I started sneezing
a bunch, and I was like, probably shouldn't do that
while I'm driving.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
What are you two doing with neck massage?

Speaker 5 (02:46):
I'm with Victoria, aren't you multipurple?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I got it in my car.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
I'll grab it.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
You guys can put it on your nose and see
how it feels. I'm good, Kelsey, ever put a neck
massage on your nose?

Speaker 4 (03:01):
No?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
That one?

Speaker 5 (03:03):
All right?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Well, I recommend you try it when you give it
a shot a chance. All right, Here we go, Victoria
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and you have
to beat Kelsey outrights Wain and Kelsey you can tell
Victoria when to go.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Which Shakespeare play features the characters Oberon and Titania, Rome
and Uliette. What's the capital city of Nigeria? Uh oh,
I don't know past what planet do we live on?

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Earth? In?

Speaker 5 (03:33):
What century was the printing press invented of what?

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Then?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Ah? Eighteenth?

Speaker 5 (03:40):
What is the famous Einstein equation?

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Uh oh?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Why plus wait? Wait wait m x plus b eagles?
Why wait? Why plus max plus I don't know?

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Next?

Speaker 5 (03:51):
Out of time?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard. Let's
see how you guys did without a scoreboard.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
Producer Victoria didn't get one correct on Earth.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Kelsey got three correct congratulas. As you did it, Victoria,
you got postlone tickets.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Also that we live on Earth.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
All right, let's get the answers now.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
In Midsummer Night's Dream is the Shakespeare play that features
Oberon and Titania. The capital of Nigeria is a Bouja.
The planet that we live on is Earth.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
That one locked?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
That one in?

Speaker 5 (04:32):
Yeah, you really did. The printing press was invented in
the fifteenth century.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
D it. The Einstein equation is e equals mc squared.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Why yet know?

Speaker 5 (04:43):
The longest bone in the human body is the femur Kelsey.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Thank you very much for playing it. Congratulations because you
did a good dude.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Yeah, we play you Verstoria Victoria.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Oh thanks, Kelsey.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
We play you verse Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember if you want to play Victoria, just
dm us at the Jubile Show or go to the
Jubilshow dot com. Also remember the Jubile Show will be
live on stage June twenty second, that's the twenty second
of this month at the Tacoma Comedy Club. You can
get your tickets if you go to the Jubilshow dot
com and click on on stage.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
Yeah, bring the neck massage or so everybody can sneeze.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Oh, we should definitely do that. We'll pass around the
neck massage you can put on your nose. Oh, this
is trippy.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
It is kind of weird.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
You want to pass around a neck massager. That's sick?

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Why?

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, its probably unsanitary. Well yeah, maybe maybe they make
some sort of thing you can put over the little wipes. Yeah,
we need some wipes or yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Everyone can t neck massager. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, we'll make sure that it's safe. We'll practice safe
nose massaging at the show June twenty second to Coma
Comedy Club. Get your tickets at the Jubilshow dot com,