Protein Balls vs Power Breakfast

Today’s trivia faceoff gets competitive—and a little weird—as Justin challenges Victoria in You vs Victoria for Post Malone tickets. With a power breakfast fueling him and oatmeal balls powering her, it's a game of brains, buzzer pressure, and unexpected protein talk. Plus, what store would you fight if you had to? Yeah, we asked that too.

Play along to see who knows more: the shortest day in the solar system, pesto ingredients, or presidential hats. And don’t miss the moment Victoria mistakes “stovepipe” for “stovetop” (spoiler: Lincoln wasn’t known for stuffing).

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't call me stupid?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
All right?

Speaker 3 (00:01):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're
an intellectual, don't you wait?

Speaker 4 (00:10):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for post malone tickets today, and let's meet
our contestant for you verus Victoria?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Justin? What's up?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Justin?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Hey man?

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Doing good?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
How you guys doing great? Thank you so good?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
What do you have for breakfast? Justin? I had power
food I have?

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Oh you did?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
I had some eggs omelet with some cheese. What did
you have? What's the powerfood that you had? Victoria?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, I'm not gonna I didn't really have. I mean
I had fruit and some oatmeal balls it oatmeal every day.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Going to send Victoria out of the studio, and while
she's leaving, here we go Justin.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
The game is played like this.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to play?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Okay, okay?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Are you ready, Yes, Okay, here we go, justin your
time starts.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Now, what's the term for animals that hibernate in summer
instead of winter?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Path?

Speaker 3 (01:17):
What invention is credited to Johannes.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Gutenberg, Adam Baum?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Which planet has the shortest day in our solar system?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Neptune?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Which US president famously wore a tall stove pipe hat?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Lincoln?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
What is the main ingredient and traditional pesto sauce.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Path?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
What's the only even prime number.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Two? All right? Got that in.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's
coming back in and getting her headphones on and taking
a bite out of a protein ball, justin, here's her
random question for you. But if you had to pick
a fight with a random store, which one to be?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
A random store?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (02:05):
I would say safe ways to work there called it
slave way.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh Victoria, what store would you fight?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I'm kind of thinking Target, because if I win, I
can get everything from Target?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Like is pretty next place? Sure?

Speaker 4 (02:21):
You and you got a nice place to aim for?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh yeah, around here it's called.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Around these parts. Get it right?

Speaker 4 (02:34):
All right, Victoria? Here we go thirty seconds answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and you have to beat Justin outright to win.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I want to go target now, tarj apologies and Justin
you can tell Victoria win to go.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Okay, go. What's the term for animals that hibernate in
summer instead of winter? I don't know, bess what invention
is credited to Johannes Gutenberg? Uh, I don't know what
the ne my past? Which planet has the shortest day
in our solar system?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Mars?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Which US president famously wore a tall stove pipe hat? Lincoln?
What is the main ingredient and traditional pesto sauce? Pesto bezel?
What's the only even prime number? Oh?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I feel like I should know this? One?

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Two?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Two? Do my either?

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Two?

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Okay, okay, all right, let's send it over to the
scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Producer Brad Justin got to correct, Victoria got three.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Oh my goodness, Justin, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Protein balls beat.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Your Victoria was right, she said she was going to
win today and she did. Your protein balls. Her protein
balls beat up your eggs. But that is you're playing man,
you do get post takets just you're playing.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
So thank you. Yeah, let's get the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
The term for animals at hier Nate in summer instead
of winter is estivation.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
The printing press is the invention that's credited to Johannes Guttenberg.
Jupiter is the planet with the shortest day in our
solar system. Abraham Lincoln is the US president that famously
wore a stovepipe hat, and basil is the main ingredient
and traditional pasto sauce. Number two is the only even
prime number. Gary Ian's got that one wrong number. Well,

(04:32):
I'm sorry, I just wasn't thinking. Also, I thought you
said stove top. So I was very confused for a second,
and then I was like, wait, just think I don't
know who's stuffing. I was President Lincoln justin.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Thank you very much for playing. Thank you, I have
a great day.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Call up another time to play when she has another
protein balls apparently I think it's.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Victoria on the fire.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
All right, we play here Victoria the same time every
single weekday morning.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all you have to.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Do is d m us at the Jubil Show or
go to the Jewbilshow dot com. And also remember the
Jubil Show will be live on stage the twenty second,
June twenty second at the Tacoma Comedy Club, so you
can come out hang out with us. You can play
Victoria and U verse Victoria live.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
She's going to bring protein balls for everybody.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Yeah, well, you bring enough protein balls for everybody that
comes to hand.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
I don't think you understand, like I sometimes get really
really nervous, like in front of people because people are
just making me nervous. So I don't mean that's gonna
help MU chances like playing in front of people, playing
in front of like a live audience, I don't do
well with that. I don't do well with this.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
But just trying to say, if you come see us
live on stage, you're probably gonna win you versus Victoria.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Thanks Brad Good, You're welcome.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
It's June twenty second at the Tacoma Comedy Club.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
You can get your tickets.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Just go to the Jubilshow dot com and then click on.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
On stage on stage right in the top menu there.
I always forget that.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
That's okay, Yeah, it's right in the top menu. There
and you just go click on it says right there
on stage. You go that and it goes to the
Tacoma Comedy Club website.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Right, oh coma comedy club dot com. Get your tickets.
Jim twenty second, come hang out with us? Yeay soon? Yes, yeah,
it's less than two weeks.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
It's a week from this weekend.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Oh love merch too. Yes, just got it.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
I just got notified it's on its way.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, we got you got hoodies, t shirts, hats, underwear.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
You don't have underwear. I do want to make panties
for anties.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Just for anties.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yeah, what's the difference between anti panties and other panties.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
They're cute and they'll be Jebile Show merch.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Okay, Nina's anti panties might be available.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
I'm not sure on the Comty Club. Dune twenty second.
Your phone bray happens every single hour on the twenties.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Your next one is coming up right after this, and
then right after that is Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
It's the Jebel Show.