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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on the.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Jubile Show, Annie is on the phone today for to
catch a cheater and she thinks that her husband of
five years and named Ryan might be messing around. So
we'll see if we can help her out. Annie, I'm
sorry you're in this position, but what's up?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Why do you think Ryan might be cheating?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Don't know. I really am worried. We have been married,
like you said, for five years. We have a damn
good relationship. We've seen it all, been through it all,
and are still writing strong. Ryan is one of those
people that, like I guess you would say, is never
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boring if you will. He's just constantly making jokes and
doing bits, and he knows that sometimes he annoys the
hell out of me. But it's also what I love
about him. And it's not like always on annoying, but
(01:03):
he'll be the joke to death, like if he didn't
get the reaction that he wanted. I don't know. And
all that being said is he is the sweetest man ever,
which is the reason why I put up with a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Of his I can pay.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
That, But now I'm in this position where I am
getting some clues that he may be not faithful. And
let me tell you, I will put up a lot
from him, but I will put him up and if
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he ever cheats on me. And I need help now
to figure out what's going on.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Why do you so? What are the clues that you're getting?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
I mean, lately, it's like this new Ryan has just
been emerging. You know, women, we can tell you can
tell we haven't. We have a like intuition. And over
the last two weeks or so, it's like he's got
this pep in his stiff kind of thing and grinning
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for no reason. It's just kind of out of the ordinary.
And I, of course it want him to be miserable.
I mean, it's just that it's not him.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
You know.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Like there was a moment last week when we were
just watching TV and I saw that this text message
lit up on its phone from our contact that said
don't answer in all caps.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Interesting. You had to ask him about that, though.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Yeah, he looked at it really quick, put it down,
and yeah, I asked him, and he like threw it
off with some telemarketer that just keeps calling him, and
I out told him, I yeah, I told him that
that's both and he said, no, really, that's all it is,
with this damn like grin on his face.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, the grin is weird.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, after I walked into a room and overheard him saying,
it's fine, baby, she doesn't know. I rounded the corner.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
He tried to play it.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Off like on the phone, like it was a joke
or something. I asked who it was. He said it
was just a guy from work, and.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, right, I'm.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Not getting anything from him, and I'm tired of whatever's
going on with him. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
And did you ask him about that one specifically?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yeah, yeah, and that's when he like said it was.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
And then so then I will.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Admit that I did look through his phone. Of course,
when I looked through his phone multiple times, he's deleted
every like text thread and all the text history. So
there's nothing like I can't bring it up. I know
he's been talking to someone, but he's been deleting the history.
(03:52):
That in itself is like worriesome. Why do you have
to delete.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
What normal person?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
I haven't deleted my text like in months. You know,
I'm just tired of this and I want some answers.
And so tonight he I saw something on his calendar
that he's supposed to be having quote dinner with M M.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
M M, or just the letter M M as in
the letter M.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
But he says that he's working late, so I thought,
I don't know, this is the perfect time to sort
of catch him and see if this man that I
adore and then I've given ten years of my life. Sorry, yeah,
is about to sort of end up in the hospital
after I'm done with him.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Okay, all right, we'll play a song come back, and
then pretend to be from the grocery store and call
him and tell him that he's this month's winner of
free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
See if he sends us to you to somebody else.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Okay, all right, well, I'm sorry. We'll play a song
come back and then get you to catch tre Next it's.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Time to catch a Cheap only on the Tuble Show.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Right in the middle of to Catch a Teeter and
if you're just joining us, Annie is on the phone
and she thinks that her husband of five years named
Ryan might be cheating. So we're about to call him
and present to me from the grocery store that he's
a rewards member at and say he's this month's lucky
winner of free flowers delivered from our Florida department. And
we'll see if he sends those to his wife, Annie
or to somebody else. And Annie, before we call him,
why don't you break down your situation for us again
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real quick?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Oh yeah, sure.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Basically, I've just we've been together, we're married for five years.
I've just been noticing in the last few weeks he
is acting like giddy and weird. And then, of course
there's been some instances a text message that said don't
answer like I overheard a phone call where he sounded
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incredibly It was so clear he was talking to a
woman and he called her babe, said she doesn't know.
It's just one thing after another thing, erased text messages.
I just need some answers of what's going on.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I hate that he told you it was his coworker,
after he said on the phone, ready for us to
call him.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, let's just rip the bandaid off.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Hi, this is horrible calling from I was looking for
our rewards card member named Ryan.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yes, I am Ryan, Brian. Hi, how are you please?
Don't hang up?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
This not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to
tell you congratulations. Here this month's big winner.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I'm a big winner. Thanks? What did I win?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Every single month we choose one lucky Rewards member who
gets free flowers delivered from our new and improved Florida department.
So you've won thirty six long stim red roses, a
box of candy, your chocolates, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want with in the fifty
United States. Just our way of saying thank you very
much for being such a loyal customer.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Wow, all right, that's great.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Thanks, congratulations, And like I said, it's all for you.
Get confirmation on everything. And the first thing I will
need will be the first and last name of the
person that you'd like.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
To send them to.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
They're going to go to Megan, all.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Right, and anything you are upon a card?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Yeah, can you put to my one and only love,
my princess. You've given me the biggest gift of all,
a prank on my wife Annie on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
My goodness, what what I feel like?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
This is illegal?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I can't believe it's worked out as well?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Oh my, no happening. So you've been messing with your
wife this entire time, making her think that you're cheating
on her.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, I've been sending this up for oh gosh,
three four weeks. I wanted to do.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Week Wait a minute, I can't. I can't be quiet anymore. Ryan,
What the what the hell is going on?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
That's really old? Are you you?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
I know what's coming on?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Oh man, listen. I wanted to do a phone prank.
I wanted to.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Have the radio call you, but I knew you knew
everybody's voices, so that wasn't going to work.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
So I got you to prank me.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
What so for you spent four weeks I'm trying to
convince your wife that you might be cheating, hoping that
she will call us.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Makes me so mad.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah, obvious about it.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
You got to make up for this.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
I cannot It's all in a joke.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I can't believe it ended on on April first. The
timing of this worked out so well.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh my gosh, here's out.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Do you even understand what you have put me through
in the last two three four weeks?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Do you know?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Do you understand that like I have been sick to
my stomach? Have you not noticed. I haven't been sleeping well,
I haven't been eating like I You put me through
absolute health. I this this went far. You went way
too far with this. That is insane.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I will want to.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Know I was, I was thinking the worst.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I didn't think about that.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
I do not believe that you went through this for
a bit.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
I can't believe you went I mean, is this supposed
to show me that you love me even more than
I think?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
That's too much time I put into bringing a smile.
I don't.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm relieved, I guess,
but like I and I'm shocked. I can't believe you
really pulled this off. I mean, I guess you knew
that I listened to jubile all the time, and I
guess I'm trying to like put it all together, that
you planned out for this to work out so perfectly
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and in your freaking perfect way. It somehow did.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
You're so understanding.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Understanding.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
I mean, I love you, I love you. I'm I'm
so glad on me because I will put you in
the hospital and I will you up.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I would never listen, Annie. There is no one in
the world I would rather put through four weeks of
hell for a joke. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
At least you know he's not cheating.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Ryan.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
I hope you have something planned to make up for
it that part.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Ye wow, you're at
Speaker 5 (11:06):
The Jewble shows to catch a cheater.