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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is big Boy's neighborhood on demand.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Big boys neighborhood has it up in here hasus once
you got my brethren.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Man in middle school, remember I did the worst thing ever, Dude.
I had a big test coming up. I didn't prepare.
I slacked off. Oh yeah, big time. And to get
out of a test, I'll do anything. I'll go to
any measures. You know, I'll faint, act.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Like you know, dude, commitment, commit.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
Me for sure.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
So then I told the teacher that I wasn't feeling good,
that I hurt myself, and I showed her like my
back and then like I saw hot bruises and had.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Like scratch works and stuff, and she was just like,
where does this come from? Actually?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I was just wrestling with my brother, so I seen
them when I was taking the shower. I seen him
and I'm like, okay, cool, and those in the back
in my mind. So I thought quickly that I said,
I'm gonna act like I've heard I just a car exersise. No,
But I told her like I hurt myself, and then
they went to the nurse. I thought it was just
gonna be a nice patch or something. I was milking
it and she's like, well, watch you hurt yourself.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
I put the.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Story about my aunt's dog that bit me and scratched me.
And then and they're like, oh really you know? And
then I actually that's where did they live? And I
told him I left it alone then to talk to
my mom, and then my mom and then before you
know it, they actually send the dog pound to go
see the dog.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
They got the dog, and.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
They found out that they have shots and they don't
have you know, Mexican, we don't have shots. So they
had to take the dog and make sure they had
it paid for them to get the shots, so they
had to put an extra sty we're gonna take the
dog away. And they called me like when did the
dog bite you? And like uh, the thing was said,
and I had a lie. They never been I haven't
even seen them in like over a year. And then
(01:27):
so they're literally almost taking the dog away. They're talking
about putting the dog down because it's dangerous. It was
all like already said, yeah, so I've made a small story.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
It's a huge story.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Now my aunt and my uncles are mad at me
because I lied, and not only that, they had to
pay for the shots, so dude, I've made something so
small just for a dumb little test.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Subject. It was science.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
He just failed. I should just failed. It went over
it because now, like my answer, my uncle a man.
But that's that's that whole snowball effect that people talk about.
Oh yeah, it's snowballed into that. He said they came
by the house with the dog pound he had the
dog doll corrupt.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
No, they came by and they took they took the dog,
and then everybody was freaking out.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
They were crying. And then my aunt was just like,
did they all know? Like your family, they knew you
were lying though, right one hundred percent.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
They were like when when?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
And then it became like a big thing, Like when
I went to the house, They're like, hey, don't be
near the dogs.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Don't even look at the dog. And I was like,
oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
They were like and whenever there's a dog around, heye
gonna say.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
That is wrong.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Did you feel bad?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Of course I felt bad.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
He's definitely the boy who cried dog. You were right, yes,
the boy who cried dog. What lie did you tell?
What lie do you know of that got out of hand?
What lie got out of hand? We want to hear
from you Big boy's neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
This is big Boy on demand, Big.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Boy's neighborhood right now. Haysus was talking about when he
was in middle school. He uh tried to he really
got out of a test by saying that he was
attacked by a family family member's dog.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Yeah, yeah, man, it came and got the dog to
the pound.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Had to charge the relatives to get the dog, you know,
his shots and everything.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
So we're asking what lie got out of hand? Let's
bring Brandon into the neighborhoods. He was going down with Brandon.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Brandon, Hello, Hello, Hello there Brandon, Brandon, what Lie got
out of hand?
Speaker 7 (03:28):
And so check it out neighborhood. So I was a
grandma's boy, right. We're raised by grandma. She used to
watch me in my little Primo U. He was couple
of years younger, and uh so we were we were
growing up. We were no learning how to you know,
wipe ourselves with toilet paper and whatnot. And uh there
was a couple of times when I would clog the
toilet and my grandma she would get mad. Man, she
(03:49):
would she would hate it who clugged the toilet and
me right away, I would just it was Nathan. Nathan
did it, and then she would be like Nathan, she
would get the chankla, get the bell and oh man,
and I would sit back and I would watch it
and be like, dude, that could have been me right there.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yeah, man, hey, dude, that's that's so sad for little Nathan.
Now where Nathan and in the penitentiary.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
I hope he's I hope he's not listening.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, man, hey man, But yeah, but yeah, that is
crazy because I remember growing up to Brandon where I
did something where I like hurt myself and I blamed
it on my little sister and she got in trouble.
Speaker 8 (04:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Man, So you say you clog the toilet and blame
it on the other one.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
Oh man. It happened at least several times. And finally,
like you know, now now we're older and I'm like, hey, cousin,
you remember when they used to do that. He used
to be like, yeah, man, I used to hate you
for that and this and that, And I was like, hey,
I still love you, cousin.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, I mean you you could love him
because you weren't the one getting beat.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
You're still calling toilets I'm low key right, So what
about now?
Speaker 9 (05:00):
Man?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
You good with wiping back there?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Hey?
Speaker 9 (05:04):
Man?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You see I got work, See, I got work all you? Yeah,
be carefully. Are you a plumber now, Brandon?
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Actually general construction? So that's that's down the right.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Amen.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
He can claw the toilet, go hit the pipe. Yeah, man,
put the drywall back up and everything.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
Man, he's a one stomping shot.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Hey, Brandon, what's your cousin's name that you would throw due?
Speaker 10 (05:35):
This?
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Was it your cousin?
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Yeah, my cousin Nathan?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Nathan?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
All right, shout out to Nathan as well. Man, Yeah,
poor Nathan. Yeah, yeah, Nathan. We feel for you.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
One lie got out of hand? Hit us up Big.
Speaker 11 (05:47):
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Speaker 5 (05:57):
Big Boys Neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
One lie got out of hand. Let's bring Carlissa into
the neighborhood. Caurlissa. Hello, Hello, Hello there, Curlissa. What lie
got out of hand?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
So?
Speaker 12 (06:10):
When I was in high school, me and my twin
brother Curtis, we praise my mom On April Fool's Annual
April fool's joke that our dog died and her dog
name is Sam, our family loved dog. So we tied
the dog up to the side of the house.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Wait wait, wait, hold you tied the dog to the
side of the house.
Speaker 12 (06:29):
Yeah, so we can hide it, right, so they can
hide it right, so we can play it off. So
we got the animal control to come out to be
a part of it. So they were in front of
the house. We had a fur coat that was the
same color of our dogs. My mom took off work.
She's crying, telling everybody our dog died. And I'm telling
everybody don't call her, so don't pick up the phone.
(06:52):
So she gets home and she goes to like remove
the blanket just to see, you know, just her last
goodbye to the dog. And then we let the dog
go on the side of the house and she nearly
had a heart attack.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Oh you say that you got the animal control involved.
Speaker 12 (07:11):
Yes, I caught them and I was able to like,
you know, we just want to PreK my mom. And
they didn't charge us. They were gonna try to like
fifty dollars or something. They said, this sounds like a
good one.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
And they came. Did they come out.
Speaker 12 (07:26):
They did come out, we told them, like the park
in front of the house, Oh my.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
God, amen, not in this Trump administration at this ear.
They couldn't everything, you know what I'm saying, Like that
dog could have been dead on the front porch and
it would have been like, man, we'd be there next week, right, man,
So what did your mom say when your dog came
running out?
Speaker 12 (07:46):
She really had a heart attack and like she cursed
us out.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Of course of course.
Speaker 12 (07:50):
So that was pretty much like the last prank we
played on her, because you know, me and my twin brother,
we was kind of we had to have an annual
e before was jump every year just.
Speaker 10 (07:59):
Kind of get better.
Speaker 12 (08:00):
And that was our senior year. So that was it.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
I heard that.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah, hey man, and your and your twin brother named
Curtis Curtis and this is your senior year, so this
is like senior year of high school.
Speaker 12 (08:12):
Yeah, senior year of high school. We are thirty five now,
song time ago.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
I heard that.
Speaker 13 (08:16):
Man.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I love how she said they got the authorities involved
in that man and they went extreme. Curtlessy y'all went
to extreme with getting the blanket that that was like
the dog, right, even the dog came out and did
a bow like thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
I think I was a part of it.
Speaker 10 (08:34):
You know.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I was on the side of the house, just quiet.
I wanted to bark, but I just wanted the joke
to play through. What lie got out of hand? Y'all
hit us up, big boys, neighbor.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
This is big boy on demand.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Big boys neighborhood. Alrighty, now what lie got out of hand?
People telling them themselves. I thought they'd be like, oh,
when you know one of the homies did such, and
so what lie got out of hand? Let's bring Mary
lou into the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Mary Lou Hello, Hello, Mary Loue, what lie got out
of hand?
Speaker 9 (09:03):
We had just came back from summer vacation and we
had to turn in a packet for a homework that
we did over the vacation. So I didn't do it.
So I was crying. I didn't want to go to school.
And then you know, my mom ended up taking me
to school. So then I started crying to my teacher
and I told her my mom hit me. You know,
so I made up this big lie, and yes I didn't.
(09:24):
I was going to file a report, you know. So
next thing, you know, maybe like a month later or
something like that, a social worker shows up to the
house and it was the worst. Yes, it was the
worst experience ever. Like this social worker was telling my
mom that he was going to take away the kids
to call her like late at night, and my mom
was trying to figure out, like who did this? You know?
(09:45):
So then I blamed the school lunch lady. And my
mom goes to school for parent conference and she tries
to talk to the school lunch lady. She's like, oh,
her name was Misterentia. She was like, no, I didn't
do it. So then the lucky lady was like, Marie Loue,
what happened? I was like I don't know. I don't
know what I did, you know. So then the social
worker is still like harassing my mom and everything, and
(10:07):
then finally my mom finds out it was the teacher.
So she goes to the parent conference and she tries
to talk to the teacher and the teachers acting stupid like, oh,
she didn't she didn't know nothing, but yeah, my mom
had to go to classes. They were almost gonna take
away my little sister, and I till this day, I
feel so bad for my mom because she's like, you
see what you did, and yeah, I just just because
(10:27):
I didn't I didn't want to turn in my homework.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
And you know what's crazy about that is that that
is so scary. Yeah, because and as you know now
that that is a slippery slope when you called it,
when the authorities are called in and everybody looks guilty
like your mom had and she So it never got
down to the they never got down to the point
(10:52):
where they figured out like you lie, like your mom
had to go through like through the system.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
Yeah, well the good thing is okay. So then somebody
told her that the social worker wasn't supposed to be
harassing her like that, and they removed the social worker
and they close the case.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
So she got off on a technicality.
Speaker 10 (11:10):
Yeah, it wasn't even like, oh it happened.
Speaker 9 (11:14):
And then the worst part, the worst part was that
my little sister, she was like two month old, and
then my brother was carrying her and she was walking
up by the door, hit her head and my sister
like cracked her skull like, so then they thought that
(11:34):
my mom did it. And then the social worker was
sitting here, you're beating the kids, just dropping them on
the floor.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yes, oh my god, how long did you How long
did your mom have to go through this?
Speaker 9 (11:46):
I don't remember, but it was for a while because
she went to classes and everything, and then she she'll
listen to the stories there She's like, but I didn't
do that thing to you guys, and I'm just I
was like, I'm so sorry, mom, Like I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Oh my god. And once again, know what what?
Speaker 10 (12:00):
How?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
What grade were you in about? How old were you
when you did this?
Speaker 9 (12:03):
I was in third grade? And miss Patricia?
Speaker 10 (12:07):
Yeah, oh my.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
God, dude, mighty loude. Let me tell you, man, I
hate that that happened. But oh it's such a good
story for us.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
I believe that. Do you have kids now?
Speaker 10 (12:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (12:20):
I have one daughter? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (12:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (12:21):
So how is I make sure she does her homework now?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Yeah? Yeah yeah? Because now these kids, now they threaten
you with that. Oh I just picked up.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
I'll just you're right. It's a different world. What lie
got out of hand y'all?
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Hit us up? Big Boy's neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
This is Big Boy on demand, Big Boys Neighborhood.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Mariana up in here, Madi, what you got?
Speaker 6 (12:41):
People are so quick to judge.
Speaker 14 (12:43):
Selena Gomez and why she's with Benny Blanco And I'm like,
I totally.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
People are so quick to judge, like, what have you
been here?
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Can you understand how she could be with him? He's
so ugly?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
But ugly you think so? Yeah? Come on? Am I blind? Yes?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Thought was a homeless man. I'm like, why she was
a homeless?
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (13:04):
Man?
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Look at all that Hey, that was the case. I
won't be with my wife, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
I guess so I'm.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Going to send it around the room. I just keep
it on myself my wife. No, okay.
Speaker 14 (13:22):
But Bennie Blanco and Selena gom And sat down with
Jay Sheddy and he basically explained how he treats her.
Speaker 15 (13:28):
You have to find a way to make it work
that's comfortable. You have to talk to your partner. You
have to understand them. I think people's biggest problems, especially men,
are that we don't listen.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
All the time.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
You got to listen.
Speaker 15 (13:37):
Just shut them up and listen, can you I think
I can?
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Yeah, okay, because I'm trying to hear it and you're going, yeah,
you know.
Speaker 15 (13:46):
Listen to what they're saying. There a woman is going
to tell you exactly what she needs. Like when guys
are like, I don't know what you want, so I
don't know what she told you already, You're just an idiot.
You're not listening.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Just listen a girl.
Speaker 15 (13:57):
So if a girl is getting frustrated with you on something,
she's definitely told you multiple times and you're just not
paying attention. So it's like, just listen and don't be reactionary,
proactively do these things. I don't know if you do
the same thing.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
And that's why he got her. This is the thing.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
He's acting like a guy who got his first like
hot girlfriend, you know, relaxed.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
So it was his first hot girlfriend. So he's like,
I'm gonna listen to whatever you acting like. He's acting
like the guy that was like me like high school
with the first hot girl friend. We got to this happening.
Whatever you want, whatever you need to do, listen to
that failed. Yeah, that's the thing. He's very talented. He's
a great producer. I'm glad you did with that. Like
(14:39):
does that had to do something to do with it?
Speaker 4 (14:40):
You know?
Speaker 16 (14:41):
But dude, just I never knew how what he produced,
but he produced strict is Britney Spears TikTok Kesha, teenage Dream,
Katie Perry, Freaking Diamonds, Rihanna bro he has.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Like that's insane dog just yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
Green flags all around.
Speaker 14 (14:58):
Like he's just so emotionally intelligent, like he's literally attention.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
You would give him, you act like if you saw him,
you would give him some chance. Okay, let me ask
you this.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
If he wasn't Bennie Blanco and he worked across the
street at this market, if he was still like that,
still would you give him a chance to learn that?
Speaker 6 (15:17):
What do you mean to learn that?
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Like, I mean, because you didn't have conversations and learn that.
Speaker 14 (15:21):
I would have a conversation with him for sure, because
it's like there's more than just.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
You know sandwich.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
No personality is.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
There's a great guy in that back because name is Chuck,
and I want to see that day going Chuck.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
That's right, he's hot.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Never he's never came up to me.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Everybody, Yeah, think me one time.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
You know, I caught him smell in your chair one
day when you're gone.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
There's a lot of fails in this office. You're talking
to these fails man, because Bennie Blanco.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Wow, don't get a chance there any is y'all stick
around your radio, big boy, I ain't leave in this neighborhood.
Speaker 9 (16:04):
Eighties.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
You find a big Boy from Big Boys Neighborhood on iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
We have the most.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Fun on your radio. What conspiracy do you believe or
know of?
Speaker 10 (16:14):
So I believe thee when we were growing up in
the eighties to say if your house was painted with
paint that had lead, to get rid of it because
your kids could eat it, or you could get sick
or whatnot.
Speaker 9 (16:23):
But I don't remember eating it.
Speaker 10 (16:24):
But anyhow, I'm forty three now.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
So when you go to the doctor, what's the first
thing they put on you when they're going to take extras?
Speaker 10 (16:30):
It's the lead vest right right for the electronics.
Speaker 9 (16:33):
The rays can't get into you.
Speaker 7 (16:34):
So if your house is covered in lead paint, the
government can't get into your electronics.
Speaker 10 (16:39):
They can't go and look it into your teams. So
that took this seriency that I believe the shoe.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Wow, thank you for listening. It is you find a
big boy Big Boy's neighborhood. You can catch more of
us right here on iHeartRadio.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Big Boy's Neighborhood us up in here. What I'm loog.
All right, listen to this crazy story.
Speaker 8 (16:57):
Right.
Speaker 16 (16:57):
So there's this lady who was drinking her coke on
a daily basis, and at one point she started like
smelling It started like smelling different bro and tasting different,
and she was wondering what the hell's going on, And
she finally decided to put like a hitting camera by
her area.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
And this is what she found out.
Speaker 17 (17:12):
A vendor on the fairgrounds, stopping the officers to tell
her story. According to the criminal complaint, she says earlier
in the month, she quote became ill after noticing her
drinks had a strong chemical smell and taste, So she
set up a camera below her work computer on March
twentieth at nine twenty three am. By nine point fifty
two am, that camera capturing this image, confirming her suspicions.
(17:37):
Ross admitting to investigators he placed a supplement in his
coworker's drink.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Damn bro yep. That supplements ended up being super glue.
Hey man, he put super glue in her songs. They
ended up going to his house.
Speaker 16 (17:53):
They ended up braiding it, and they ended up finding
gloves with super glue with like the cap on one
and then the bottom the other.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Hey man, you know what's so crazy about that is
she set up the camera and she had him caught
in like thirty minutes.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
They said he put up the camera like at nine
fifteen or something. By nine fifty two, my man was
on camera. Oh man, that is wrong.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Man.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
I don't want to blame the victim, but I'm wondering
what the hell were they going through where you just
say I'm gonna put super glued like there must have
been a reason, right, or I know the reason he
didn't like her?
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Yeah, there it is.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
He hated her.
Speaker 16 (18:32):
And I wonder how many other times she actually drank
that soda. Obviously she ended up getting sick, but I
wonder what other things she crazy. If she smelled, if
there was a pattern where she smelled it and tasted
it wasn't the first time, and then when you go
out and you grab a camera, that means that.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
It must have been multiple times.
Speaker 10 (18:50):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Yeah, yeah, How does happen at work?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Like?
Speaker 4 (18:54):
How bad are your coworkers? You got to do that
to somebody?
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Hey man.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
There is no one that I've worked with in my
career that I would say, man, I would try to
poison them some of some of them want to ring
their necks, you know what I'm saying, But the actually
poison at least ringing the neck. You can look them
in the eye and they know it's you. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 16 (19:14):
I remember when I first started the radio, I got
introduced to like the cool group, right, and then I
remember once I'm going to club with them, and this
was like a good like a like one of the
like on air personality DJs. Right, And when we got there,
I guess this group does this thing where they like
slap each other in the face.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
I remember he did that to me.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
As soon as he did that too, that's all.
Speaker 16 (19:30):
Hey, my man, Like, yeah, I don't know you bro'll
ever do that again?
Speaker 4 (19:34):
And I was like, you co workers must be doing
this at the station.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
But I don't.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
I don't play those You gotta stablish that from the beginning.
You gotta establish that from the beginning.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
But for those out there, man, what's the craziest thing
that's gone down at your job?
Speaker 5 (19:45):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
We're not looking for a battle like, oh, somebody put
you know, super glue on my soda, But.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
What's that craziest thing? What's the craziest thing that's gone
down at your job? Hit us up, Big Boys neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
This is big Boy on demand, Big.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Boys Neighborhood, right, and we're speaking on it. What's the
craziest thing that's gone down at your job?
Speaker 13 (20:04):
Man?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
We were just speaking about how there was a guy
they put a hitting camera found out that he was
putting crazy glue inside of a coworker's Coca cola.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Yeah, man, and now he's gone believe that. But what's
the craziest thing that's gone down at your job? This?
Speaker 5 (20:17):
Bring Haley into the neighborhoods. He was going down with
Haley up in here. Haley, Hello, Hello, Hello there, Haley.
Love your comment. Hailey.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
All right now, Hailey, what's the craziest thing that's gone
down at your job?
Speaker 10 (20:30):
Okay? So I used to work in a pharmacy as
a clerk, and the pharmacist and the owner did not
speak English. They were Armenian and I don't know what
it was. But one day the owner came in and
he was so mad, and him and the pharmacist kept
going back and forth, and we had a translator on
our phone because we always wanted to know what they
were talking. About and the owner was like, you're a
(20:52):
son of a bee, and the pharmacist took off on him,
and it was literally rush hour. It was like a
full front. Okay, well in there and we were trying
to part them away, and everybody was like, you guys
doing this again, and I'm there looking like only been
there three months, Like wait, y'all fight all the time.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Amen.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
And for those out there, when she said she took
off on him, she don't mean that he clocked out
and left.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
You mean that he stolen He socked.
Speaker 10 (21:17):
Knocked him like yes, in the face, like they were
on the ground rolling and me and the other technician
that was there, we were trying to part it. That
people had to come from the front of the pharmacy
to break them up because they were pills was everywhere.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Oh yeah, yeah, somebody would have been in there all man,
he's a pose. Just started grabbing some hes the mask off.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Amen.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
So who now who hit who? The pharmacist hit the
owner or vice versa.
Speaker 10 (21:44):
The pharmacist hit the owner, but the owner was like
he was always rude, like he'll come in there yelling
because I left and I got a check when I
left because we had it on videos.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
Oh really, no, damn, what happened with you? He punched
you to?
Speaker 10 (21:58):
Oh okay, well he did it. We just we sued
for pain and suffering because we had to go through that.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
I heard that.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Wait, did y'all super pain and suffering from witnessing the fight?
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Yeah, you're dirty dog. I love that.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Like I just keep having these flashback and these two
Armenians just fighting each other.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 10 (22:17):
Yeah, that was like, y'all better sue him because that's
not a healthy workplace. And that's all you have to say.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Damn and Hayley, they paid you out.
Speaker 10 (22:27):
I got paid.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
I heard that. Eight granted, watch somebody else fight. I
take that. Yeah, pain and suffering, I ain't mad that
comes in. Yeah. And she was like, man, I am good.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
And on the way out, I would have taken on
like all kind of COVID tests all kind of start saying,
all right, and I what's the craziest thing that's gone
down at your job?
Speaker 5 (22:48):
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Speaker 5 (22:59):
Big boys, nag alrighty, we're speaking on it.
Speaker 10 (23:01):
Man.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
What's the craziest thing that's going down at your job?
Let's bring Kea into the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Kiya Hello, Hello, Hello there, Kia, Kia, what's the craziest
thing that went down at your job?
Speaker 10 (23:14):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (23:14):
So I'm a property manager. I work first in your
building ages sixty two and above. I walk the building
all the time, make sure everything is okay. One day,
in the middle of the afternoon, I'm walking the hallways.
I go down a stairway. I get to the bottom
of it. There's a car seat. Then I hear a
baby crying. Someone has left their newborn baby in the stairway,
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like Sandy.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
No, go ahead, kid, go ahead.
Speaker 8 (23:38):
Please continue standing around for like ten minutes with this
baby in the stairway, no one in sight, just this
brand new little baby girl.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
So, Kia, you're standing there maybe thinking that this is
just even a bad parent, but like maybe somebody just
put the child down and went to the car or
went and grabbed something like because you said fortes, and
no one ever came back.
Speaker 8 (24:02):
No one ever came back for this baby. I'm just
standing there in complete, all like what is going on? Finally,
I'm just like, no, I take her. She's in a
car seat. I take her to my office. I take
her out the car seat. I have no idea how
long she's been in there. I start playing with her
for a little bit. I call my corporate like, look,
this is going on. I call nine one one. After
(24:23):
maybe like forty five minutes, this woman comes in my
office frantically like, oh my god, that's my baby, And
I'm like, well, where have you been trying to find
out that you know, she's a lady of the night
and was here to see a client and left her
baby in the stairway because the guy didn't want the
baby around.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Oh my god, Kia, that story was worse than what
I thought. So her the mom came to service a
client and left the baby outside.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
In the stairway.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Yes, oh my god, dude.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
And you're you're the manager of this of this unit,
right of this building.
Speaker 8 (25:02):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Did you did you know the john? Did you know
the trick the guy that she went to go see?
Speaker 9 (25:08):
Yes? I did.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Oh no, you said it's like an elderly Yes.
Speaker 8 (25:14):
I have to have a conversation like look, the next
time you have company, if they have kids, I'm sorry,
but you're gonna have to let those babies in.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Yeah, And how are how old are the people that
you say stayed there?
Speaker 10 (25:23):
Kia over sixty two?
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Damn? I heard that.
Speaker 8 (25:28):
She was like, man, over sixty two.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
She was like, for one, you got all these hookers
coming up here, and then we got all this viagra
you know, all over the place.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Like, wow, that is so about how old Kiya? Do
you think the child.
Speaker 8 (25:43):
Was about two months?
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Hell on, man, that is crazy. That is crazy. So
what happens with the authorities after that? Because you did
call the authorities? Did they did they come and have
to speak to her?
Speaker 8 (25:56):
Okay, So I'll be honest with you, it takes the
police so long to come out. Sometimes by the time
they got there, like she was just like getting my
baby and I had no authority to keep the baby
right damn the baby and left And they showed up
way after the fact, which is like, well, if you
see you again, let us know, showed.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Up on the child's fifth birthday.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
You know, what's the craziest thing that's gone down at
your job?
Speaker 5 (26:18):
That isn't saying y'all hit us up, Big Boys neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
This is Big Boy on Demand.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Big Boy's neighborhood, all right, and now we're speaking on it.
What's the craziest thing that's gone down at your job?
We're going to bring Brandon into the neighborhood to see
what's going down with branding up in here.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Brandon, Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
There, Brandon, Brandon. What's the craziest thing that went down
at your job?
Speaker 13 (26:40):
All right? So I had somebody who was trying to
steal my catalytic converter while I was in my car.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
What what?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Okay, Brandon, explain this to me, because we know when
it comes to those catalytic converters that people are really
taking those.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
So explain the story.
Speaker 9 (26:59):
All right.
Speaker 13 (27:00):
I do security, and like this type of security. I
just had to sit on the property and make sure
nobody was, you know, breaking into the company. So you
of course, you want to be undetected and stuff like that.
So you know, I just kind of leaned the seat
back a little and I got about tens and windows
and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
So and I was in a.
Speaker 13 (27:16):
Questionable neighborhood, right and U Yeah, and I saw this
suv pull up and they hopped out the car started walking,
but I had my buddies in the car with me,
click and clack.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
Oh, hello hello. That's when they got out to the door.
Speaker 13 (27:31):
They saw that, they got right back and been the
UV and they peeled off.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Damn man. So they didn't slide under your car or
do anything.
Speaker 13 (27:39):
By that time, nah, they was you know, going like
checking see if anybody was in it and all that stuff.
But I mean like as soon as they actually saw
somebody was in the car and strapped, yeah, they got
a bout of there.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Hey man, you would have definitely been been the victim.
You would have came out, man.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
And and they do They popped those catalytic converters so quick.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
Now. Yeah, man, have you ever had one stolen from you?
Speaker 13 (28:04):
Noah, I haven't, luckily.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
Hey man.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
They say yeah, they say it's a cold piece man,
because you get up and you're like, okay, what's going
on here?
Speaker 5 (28:10):
Yeah, starting yeah, dude.
Speaker 14 (28:12):
Something like that kind of happened to me at my
other job. Somebody broke into my car. They broke the
glass window, and it was late at night, and I
literally watched the guy like sitting on my seat like
try to search for something to steal, and I was
like inside the building, I wasn't trying to get out
right right right, So man, I wanted to get out,
but I just was like, I got to stay here,
(28:34):
you know, right for your saying, for my own safety,
because I don't know what he happened.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
I got a homeboy. I don't talk to him as
much now.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Probably he probably six three at the time, probably two
hundred and seventy five, three hundred pounds. Some dudes were
stealing out of his car and his driveway, and he
said he opened up the door, he looked at them.
They didn't see him, and he eyed him. Then he
closed the door. I'm like, really, your big swollen ass, like,
and I'm not saying go out there and get yourself killed. Yeah,
(29:02):
you couldn't throw it, hey.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Yeah, No, I was on the door like that, you like, get.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
Out of my card. Yeah, but Branded City had that
click clack.
Speaker 6 (29:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
What's the craziest thing that's gone down at your job?
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Hit us up?
Speaker 3 (29:15):
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Speaker 5 (29:27):
Maddy.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
What you got Oh my god.
Speaker 14 (29:29):
I feel like men will never understand the struggles that
women have to face when we have to go to
the mechanic.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Really yes, like.
Speaker 14 (29:36):
And I was just telling you guys this yesterday, and
it stresses me out to go to the mechanic because
they always kind of want to add something on, especially
when they know, like I'm I'm a girl, I'm by myself, and.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
You gotta be careful because I remember, dude Vettels, she
went to the dealer ship and she was pretty much
it was something small like when she old wipers fluid
or something and he Solda refrigerator.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Thank you for listening. It is the big boy Big
Boys neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
You can catch more of us right here Oneart Radio,
Big Boys Neighborhood. Alrighty now, hey, susuppvida in the neighborhood.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Tell them, tell them what you came for. We tell
you something right now.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Dude, names We love giving people names, right, especially Latinos.
We love to give nicknames and stuff. But nicknas could
be very tricky because they can give you something that
you don't approve of. You don't agree to that nickname, man,
and it's stuck like you're stuck with it and you
have to like call it out quick and be like,
hey something. They don't call me that, dude, I don't
like that. Stop it right now, you're sure umbre here?
(30:33):
God if you if you call me that what.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
We're talking about.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
And you know what's the worst too, is when you
know that you struck a nerve and you keep.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Going, well, that's my dad.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
My dad was to call you something and if you
really react to look at you, I said, hey, I'm like, dude,
what the heck? Hey man, my brother had a homeboy
that his name was mister fat ass.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
Wow, simple as get to it.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
But they put the mister on front front to life.
There's a sign of respect there, exactly. Yeah, my uncle
they called him. I guess he sneezed and landed on
his shirt. Till this day they called him, Hey, my god,
did you tell Mariana about your god?
Speaker 13 (31:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Un listen, I have an uncle that we call him Kumbia.
You know what kombia means a lot of you know, dancing. Yeah,
we called him that because he was born with a
crooked hip.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
So when he's walking, how cold is that?
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Every time walking into the bathroom, it looks like Canadas,
or he's just trying to go and use the restroom
and there's kids in a circle. When when you first
said that, I thought that was so great. You're so
cold man, man, Yeah, terrible.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
Man, a man, I knew this, dude.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
It's also his name was Shorty Long, Shorty long, yeah,
because he yeah, because he had one of his arms
was longer than the other.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
Yeah, they her Shorty long man. Yeah, dude.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
I had an uncle who, like I think he got
surgery and his eye had a patch and they were
parts of the carrying and it was the pirates.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Of the cab.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Lou Mari I had, you know me growing up, I
was cha.
Speaker 10 (32:23):
Shorty. Yeah.
Speaker 16 (32:24):
What they call you that, I don't know, you know
what it was? Hell, Yeah, I'm no longer chapatto guys.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Yeah, man, it's just get whiter and whiter.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
That was another duty. Yeah, man, dude coming, Yeah, because
I was gonna say when that wasn't kind, that.
Speaker 6 (32:46):
Was little they called me, and that is it's a
little chicken.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
That's look cute.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
You know, we color heat off of He just gave
her nickname the other day, said your heat on graft.
She's a giraffe.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
Why she's tall, bro long man know she's probably.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
I wouldn't make it and say, oh my god, she's
like a girownd. I heard him ask her like, get
that thing on top of the fridge. Can you turn
and monitor? You gotta love it? Alright Radio Big.
Speaker 11 (33:18):
Boys neighbor This is Big Boy on Demand, Big Boys Neighborhood.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
Alrighty now, man, Mady, what did you give up?
Speaker 6 (33:26):
I gave up chips and ice cream?
Speaker 5 (33:28):
Alright? And what happened?
Speaker 6 (33:29):
Oh my god.
Speaker 14 (33:30):
I feel guilty even saying it because I was hanging
out with my friends. We had chips and salside and
we but there was all these other kind of chips,
you know, like hot Cheetos and doridles, but I didn't
eat those. But I was eating the chips and the salsa, just.
Speaker 6 (33:45):
Like over here eating.
Speaker 14 (33:46):
I didn't even realize it until my friend's like, wait,
didn't you say you gave up chips.
Speaker 6 (33:50):
I'm like yeah, like so what.
Speaker 14 (33:52):
And I'm like, oh my god, I'm literally eating the
chips right now. And I felt so bad because it's
like I always participate in it, like I always give.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
You didn't participate.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
I did, but I messed up.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
You just didn't go the whole forty well with.
Speaker 6 (34:06):
The ice cream. I'm still holding that down.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
So when you find out, you immediately stopped, like, oh
my god.
Speaker 14 (34:11):
Honestly I thought I was gonna stop, and I was like, well,
I already I already did it.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
You know what the Lord right, she saw the crucifix
on the water, like, I'm sorry forgiving My hands are tired.
I mean, wow, I know you. I might as well
just go all the way.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
Yeah, I just kept eating them. I eat chipped yesterday too.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Oh so you're back with the.
Speaker 14 (34:35):
Not bad because I'm still giving up ice cream. I
still have an eight ice cream.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
Just gave up everything.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
When you're just like I already did it, might as
well go all the way.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Yeah, that's life.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
I mean I already said.
Speaker 10 (34:51):
Give up.
Speaker 6 (34:52):
You guys didn't even give up anything.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
We can't because we know we're gonna fail.
Speaker 6 (34:56):
But mine was an accident, so especially.
Speaker 16 (34:58):
Chips and some so we can just eat when chip
she's crazy. Yeah, I never even dare.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
To give that. I was just just sitting here like
I had so much faith in.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
You getting Yeah. But and then the thing about is
that you didn't immediately stop. You're like You're like if
we were watching intervention, you one of those when they
get out of rehab.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
You know you have a.
Speaker 14 (35:19):
Problem there, dude, it's there, Like how could I not
say no?
Speaker 6 (35:25):
Like, man, I was already eating there.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
You weren't at a cocaine party, you imagine. Yeah, that's like,
oh no, no, my god.
Speaker 14 (35:39):
So so now you're back as far as with the chips, yeah,
no ice cream goal, I'm I'm gonna make sure that
I don't need ice cream for sure, checking with me,
I'm not gonna do it, don't.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Hey, man, Louis, would you rather have, you know, fifteen
twenty good days or not have a day at all?
Speaker 5 (35:57):
I have a day? Yeah, there's no point.
Speaker 6 (35:59):
Like told my mom that I did that she would be.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Keeping in front of your mom, So you know it's wrong.
Speaker 9 (36:04):
I'm not.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
Man, Yeah, what'd you say?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
The Lord?
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Your mom forget about you?
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Yeah, but God knows, Yeah, God knows, man, Like, oh man,
somebody's not getting into heaven.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
You get.
Speaker 13 (36:20):
Here.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
We have, Yeah, business with the ice cream.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
It's gonna that you're still do business with the chips
for a little bit. Your businesses rocky. God forgets your
business going to.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
All the Cheetos are hot. Everything is hot down there.
You'll stick around your radio's Big Boys neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Speak eies.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
You're finding a big boy from Big Boy's neighborhood on
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Speaker 5 (36:52):
Up in here.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Hey, su what you got? I have a cousin was
getting married in Mexico, but in the ranch. I don't
think my son can handle that, or my girl waking
up at like five and six in the morning because
of that right there, guy is gonna weigh you up.
No electricity, It's like it's run out of hot water.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
Like no, they don't even the girl.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
They don't even have that said girl girl, Oh my god.
I would be off boosie and I would get to
a be like, what's that smell? Where's coming from my
grandma's armpits? Like thank you for listening?
Speaker 7 (37:35):
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Speaker 3 (37:36):
You're finding a big boy big Boy's neighborhood. You can
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Speaker 1 (37:42):
Big boy has left the building.
This is big Boy's neighborhood on demand.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Big boys neighborhood has it up in here hasus once
you got my brethren.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Man in middle school, remember I did the worst thing ever, Dude.
I had a big test coming up. I didn't prepare.
I slacked off. Oh yeah, big time. And to get
out of a test, I'll do anything. I'll go to
any measures. You know, I'll faint, act.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Like you know, dude, commitment, commit.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
Me for sure.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
So then I told the teacher that I wasn't feeling good,
that I hurt myself, and I showed her like my
back and then like I saw hot bruises and had.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Like scratch works and stuff, and she was just like,
where does this come from? Actually?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I was just wrestling with my brother, so I seen
them when I was taking the shower. I seen him
and I'm like, okay, cool, and those in the back
in my mind. So I thought quickly that I said,
I'm gonna act like I've heard I just a car exersise. No,
But I told her like I hurt myself, and then
they went to the nurse. I thought it was just
gonna be a nice patch or something. I was milking
it and she's like, well, watch you hurt yourself.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
I put the.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Story about my aunt's dog that bit me and scratched me.
And then and they're like, oh really you know? And
then I actually that's where did they live? And I
told him I left it alone then to talk to
my mom, and then my mom and then before you
know it, they actually send the dog pound to go
see the dog.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
They got the dog, and.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
They found out that they have shots and they don't
have you know, Mexican, we don't have shots. So they
had to take the dog and make sure they had
it paid for them to get the shots, so they
had to put an extra sty we're gonna take the
dog away. And they called me like when did the
dog bite you? And like uh, the thing was said,
and I had a lie. They never been I haven't
even seen them in like over a year. And then
(01:27):
so they're literally almost taking the dog away. They're talking
about putting the dog down because it's dangerous. It was
all like already said, yeah, so I've made a small story.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
It's a huge story.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Now my aunt and my uncles are mad at me
because I lied, and not only that, they had to
pay for the shots, so dude, I've made something so
small just for a dumb little test.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Subject. It was science.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
He just failed. I should just failed. It went over
it because now, like my answer, my uncle a man.
But that's that's that whole snowball effect that people talk about.
Oh yeah, it's snowballed into that. He said they came
by the house with the dog pound he had the
dog doll corrupt.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
No, they came by and they took they took the dog,
and then everybody was freaking out.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
They were crying. And then my aunt was just like,
did they all know? Like your family, they knew you
were lying though, right one hundred percent.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
They were like when when?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
And then it became like a big thing, Like when
I went to the house, They're like, hey, don't be
near the dogs.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Don't even look at the dog. And I was like,
oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
They were like and whenever there's a dog around, heye
gonna say.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
That is wrong.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Did you feel bad?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Of course I felt bad.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
He's definitely the boy who cried dog. You were right, yes,
the boy who cried dog. What lie did you tell?
What lie do you know of that got out of hand?
What lie got out of hand? We want to hear
from you Big boy's neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
This is big Boy on demand, Big.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Boy's neighborhood right now. Haysus was talking about when he
was in middle school. He uh tried to he really
got out of a test by saying that he was
attacked by a family family member's dog.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Yeah, yeah, man, it came and got the dog to
the pound.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Had to charge the relatives to get the dog, you know,
his shots and everything.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
So we're asking what lie got out of hand? Let's
bring Brandon into the neighborhoods. He was going down with Brandon.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Brandon, Hello, Hello, Hello there Brandon, Brandon, what Lie got
out of hand?
Speaker 7 (03:28):
And so check it out neighborhood. So I was a
grandma's boy, right. We're raised by grandma. She used to
watch me in my little Primo U. He was couple
of years younger, and uh so we were we were
growing up. We were no learning how to you know,
wipe ourselves with toilet paper and whatnot. And uh there
was a couple of times when I would clog the
toilet and my grandma she would get mad. Man, she
(03:49):
would she would hate it who clugged the toilet and
me right away, I would just it was Nathan. Nathan
did it, and then she would be like Nathan, she
would get the chankla, get the bell and oh man,
and I would sit back and I would watch it
and be like, dude, that could have been me right there.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yeah, man, hey, dude, that's that's so sad for little Nathan.
Now where Nathan and in the penitentiary.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
I hope he's I hope he's not listening.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, man, hey man, But yeah, but yeah, that is
crazy because I remember growing up to Brandon where I
did something where I like hurt myself and I blamed
it on my little sister and she got in trouble.
Speaker 8 (04:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Man, So you say you clog the toilet and blame
it on the other one.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
Oh man. It happened at least several times. And finally,
like you know, now now we're older and I'm like, hey, cousin,
you remember when they used to do that. He used
to be like, yeah, man, I used to hate you
for that and this and that, And I was like, hey,
I still love you, cousin.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, I mean you you could love him
because you weren't the one getting beat.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
You're still calling toilets I'm low key right, So what
about now?
Speaker 9 (05:00):
Man?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
You good with wiping back there?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Hey?
Speaker 9 (05:04):
Man?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You see I got work, See, I got work all you? Yeah,
be carefully. Are you a plumber now, Brandon?
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Actually general construction? So that's that's down the right.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Amen.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
He can claw the toilet, go hit the pipe. Yeah, man,
put the drywall back up and everything.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
Man, he's a one stomping shot.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Hey, Brandon, what's your cousin's name that you would throw due?
Speaker 10 (05:35):
This?
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Was it your cousin?
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Yeah, my cousin Nathan?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Nathan?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
All right, shout out to Nathan as well. Man, Yeah,
poor Nathan. Yeah, yeah, Nathan. We feel for you.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
One lie got out of hand? Hit us up Big.
Speaker 11 (05:47):
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Speaker 5 (05:57):
Big Boys Neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
One lie got out of hand. Let's bring Carlissa into
the neighborhood. Caurlissa. Hello, Hello, Hello there, Curlissa. What lie
got out of hand?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
So?
Speaker 12 (06:10):
When I was in high school, me and my twin
brother Curtis, we praise my mom On April Fool's Annual
April fool's joke that our dog died and her dog
name is Sam, our family loved dog. So we tied
the dog up to the side of the house.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Wait wait, wait, hold you tied the dog to the
side of the house.
Speaker 12 (06:29):
Yeah, so we can hide it, right, so they can
hide it right, so we can play it off. So
we got the animal control to come out to be
a part of it. So they were in front of
the house. We had a fur coat that was the
same color of our dogs. My mom took off work.
She's crying, telling everybody our dog died. And I'm telling
everybody don't call her, so don't pick up the phone.
(06:52):
So she gets home and she goes to like remove
the blanket just to see, you know, just her last
goodbye to the dog. And then we let the dog
go on the side of the house and she nearly
had a heart attack.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Oh you say that you got the animal control involved.
Speaker 12 (07:11):
Yes, I caught them and I was able to like,
you know, we just want to PreK my mom. And
they didn't charge us. They were gonna try to like
fifty dollars or something. They said, this sounds like a
good one.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
And they came. Did they come out.
Speaker 12 (07:26):
They did come out, we told them, like the park
in front of the house, Oh my.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
God, amen, not in this Trump administration at this ear.
They couldn't everything, you know what I'm saying, Like that
dog could have been dead on the front porch and
it would have been like, man, we'd be there next week, right, man,
So what did your mom say when your dog came
running out?
Speaker 12 (07:46):
She really had a heart attack and like she cursed
us out.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Of course of course.
Speaker 12 (07:50):
So that was pretty much like the last prank we
played on her, because you know, me and my twin brother,
we was kind of we had to have an annual
e before was jump every year just.
Speaker 10 (07:59):
Kind of get better.
Speaker 12 (08:00):
And that was our senior year. So that was it.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
I heard that.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah, hey man, and your and your twin brother named
Curtis Curtis and this is your senior year, so this
is like senior year of high school.
Speaker 12 (08:12):
Yeah, senior year of high school. We are thirty five now,
song time ago.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
I heard that.
Speaker 13 (08:16):
Man.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I love how she said they got the authorities involved
in that man and they went extreme. Curtlessy y'all went
to extreme with getting the blanket that that was like
the dog, right, even the dog came out and did
a bow like thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
I think I was a part of it.
Speaker 10 (08:34):
You know.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I was on the side of the house, just quiet.
I wanted to bark, but I just wanted the joke
to play through. What lie got out of hand? Y'all
hit us up, big boys, neighbor.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
This is big boy on demand.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Big boys neighborhood. Alrighty, now what lie got out of hand?
People telling them themselves. I thought they'd be like, oh,
when you know one of the homies did such, and
so what lie got out of hand? Let's bring Mary
lou into the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Mary Lou Hello, Hello, Mary Loue, what lie got out
of hand?
Speaker 9 (09:03):
We had just came back from summer vacation and we
had to turn in a packet for a homework that
we did over the vacation. So I didn't do it.
So I was crying. I didn't want to go to school.
And then you know, my mom ended up taking me
to school. So then I started crying to my teacher
and I told her my mom hit me. You know,
so I made up this big lie, and yes I didn't.
(09:24):
I was going to file a report, you know. So
next thing, you know, maybe like a month later or
something like that, a social worker shows up to the
house and it was the worst. Yes, it was the
worst experience ever. Like this social worker was telling my
mom that he was going to take away the kids
to call her like late at night, and my mom
was trying to figure out, like who did this? You know?
(09:45):
So then I blamed the school lunch lady. And my
mom goes to school for parent conference and she tries
to talk to the school lunch lady. She's like, oh,
her name was Misterentia. She was like, no, I didn't
do it. So then the lucky lady was like, Marie Loue,
what happened? I was like I don't know. I don't
know what I did, you know. So then the social
worker is still like harassing my mom and everything, and
(10:07):
then finally my mom finds out it was the teacher.
So she goes to the parent conference and she tries
to talk to the teacher and the teachers acting stupid like, oh,
she didn't she didn't know nothing, but yeah, my mom
had to go to classes. They were almost gonna take
away my little sister, and I till this day, I
feel so bad for my mom because she's like, you
see what you did, and yeah, I just just because
(10:27):
I didn't I didn't want to turn in my homework.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
And you know what's crazy about that is that that
is so scary. Yeah, because and as you know now
that that is a slippery slope when you called it,
when the authorities are called in and everybody looks guilty
like your mom had and she So it never got
down to the they never got down to the point
(10:52):
where they figured out like you lie, like your mom
had to go through like through the system.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
Yeah, well the good thing is okay. So then somebody
told her that the social worker wasn't supposed to be
harassing her like that, and they removed the social worker
and they close the case.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
So she got off on a technicality.
Speaker 10 (11:10):
Yeah, it wasn't even like, oh it happened.
Speaker 9 (11:14):
And then the worst part, the worst part was that
my little sister, she was like two month old, and
then my brother was carrying her and she was walking
up by the door, hit her head and my sister
like cracked her skull like, so then they thought that
(11:34):
my mom did it. And then the social worker was
sitting here, you're beating the kids, just dropping them on
the floor.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yes, oh my god, how long did you How long
did your mom have to go through this?
Speaker 9 (11:46):
I don't remember, but it was for a while because
she went to classes and everything, and then she she'll
listen to the stories there She's like, but I didn't
do that thing to you guys, and I'm just I
was like, I'm so sorry, mom, Like I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Oh my god. And once again, know what what?
Speaker 10 (12:00):
How?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
What grade were you in about? How old were you
when you did this?
Speaker 9 (12:03):
I was in third grade? And miss Patricia?
Speaker 10 (12:07):
Yeah, oh my.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
God, dude, mighty loude. Let me tell you, man, I
hate that that happened. But oh it's such a good
story for us.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
I believe that. Do you have kids now?
Speaker 10 (12:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (12:20):
I have one daughter? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (12:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (12:21):
So how is I make sure she does her homework now?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Yeah? Yeah yeah? Because now these kids, now they threaten
you with that. Oh I just picked up.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
I'll just you're right. It's a different world. What lie
got out of hand y'all?
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Hit us up? Big Boy's neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
This is Big Boy on demand, Big Boys Neighborhood.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Mariana up in here, Madi, what you got?
Speaker 6 (12:41):
People are so quick to judge.
Speaker 14 (12:43):
Selena Gomez and why she's with Benny Blanco And I'm like,
I totally.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
People are so quick to judge, like, what have you
been here?
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Can you understand how she could be with him? He's
so ugly?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
But ugly you think so? Yeah? Come on? Am I blind? Yes?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Thought was a homeless man. I'm like, why she was
a homeless?
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (13:04):
Man?
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Look at all that Hey, that was the case. I
won't be with my wife, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
I guess so I'm.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Going to send it around the room. I just keep
it on myself my wife. No, okay.
Speaker 14 (13:22):
But Bennie Blanco and Selena gom And sat down with
Jay Sheddy and he basically explained how he treats her.
Speaker 15 (13:28):
You have to find a way to make it work
that's comfortable. You have to talk to your partner. You
have to understand them. I think people's biggest problems, especially men,
are that we don't listen.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
All the time.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
You got to listen.
Speaker 15 (13:37):
Just shut them up and listen, can you I think
I can?
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Yeah, okay, because I'm trying to hear it and you're going, yeah,
you know.
Speaker 15 (13:46):
Listen to what they're saying. There a woman is going
to tell you exactly what she needs. Like when guys
are like, I don't know what you want, so I
don't know what she told you already, You're just an idiot.
You're not listening.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Just listen a girl.
Speaker 15 (13:57):
So if a girl is getting frustrated with you on something,
she's definitely told you multiple times and you're just not
paying attention. So it's like, just listen and don't be reactionary,
proactively do these things. I don't know if you do
the same thing.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
And that's why he got her. This is the thing.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
He's acting like a guy who got his first like
hot girlfriend, you know, relaxed.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
So it was his first hot girlfriend. So he's like,
I'm gonna listen to whatever you acting like. He's acting
like the guy that was like me like high school
with the first hot girl friend. We got to this happening.
Whatever you want, whatever you need to do, listen to
that failed. Yeah, that's the thing. He's very talented. He's
a great producer. I'm glad you did with that. Like
(14:39):
does that had to do something to do with it?
Speaker 4 (14:40):
You know?
Speaker 16 (14:41):
But dude, just I never knew how what he produced,
but he produced strict is Britney Spears TikTok Kesha, teenage Dream,
Katie Perry, Freaking Diamonds, Rihanna bro he has.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Like that's insane dog just yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
Green flags all around.
Speaker 14 (14:58):
Like he's just so emotionally intelligent, like he's literally attention.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
You would give him, you act like if you saw him,
you would give him some chance. Okay, let me ask
you this.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
If he wasn't Bennie Blanco and he worked across the
street at this market, if he was still like that,
still would you give him a chance to learn that?
Speaker 6 (15:17):
What do you mean to learn that?
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Like, I mean, because you didn't have conversations and learn that.
Speaker 14 (15:21):
I would have a conversation with him for sure, because
it's like there's more than just.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
You know sandwich.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
No personality is.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
There's a great guy in that back because name is Chuck,
and I want to see that day going Chuck.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
That's right, he's hot.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Never he's never came up to me.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Everybody, Yeah, think me one time.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
You know, I caught him smell in your chair one
day when you're gone.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
There's a lot of fails in this office. You're talking
to these fails man, because Bennie Blanco.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Wow, don't get a chance there any is y'all stick
around your radio, big boy, I ain't leave in this neighborhood.
Speaker 9 (16:04):
Eighties.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
You find a big Boy from Big Boys Neighborhood on iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
We have the most.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Fun on your radio. What conspiracy do you believe or
know of?
Speaker 10 (16:14):
So I believe thee when we were growing up in
the eighties to say if your house was painted with
paint that had lead, to get rid of it because
your kids could eat it, or you could get sick
or whatnot.
Speaker 9 (16:23):
But I don't remember eating it.
Speaker 10 (16:24):
But anyhow, I'm forty three now.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
So when you go to the doctor, what's the first
thing they put on you when they're going to take extras?
Speaker 10 (16:30):
It's the lead vest right right for the electronics.
Speaker 9 (16:33):
The rays can't get into you.
Speaker 7 (16:34):
So if your house is covered in lead paint, the
government can't get into your electronics.
Speaker 10 (16:39):
They can't go and look it into your teams. So
that took this seriency that I believe the shoe.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Wow, thank you for listening. It is you find a
big boy Big Boy's neighborhood. You can catch more of
us right here on iHeartRadio.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Big Boy's Neighborhood us up in here. What I'm loog.
All right, listen to this crazy story.
Speaker 8 (16:57):
Right.
Speaker 16 (16:57):
So there's this lady who was drinking her coke on
a daily basis, and at one point she started like
smelling It started like smelling different bro and tasting different,
and she was wondering what the hell's going on, And
she finally decided to put like a hitting camera by
her area.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
And this is what she found out.
Speaker 17 (17:12):
A vendor on the fairgrounds, stopping the officers to tell
her story. According to the criminal complaint, she says earlier
in the month, she quote became ill after noticing her
drinks had a strong chemical smell and taste, So she
set up a camera below her work computer on March
twentieth at nine twenty three am. By nine point fifty
two am, that camera capturing this image, confirming her suspicions.
(17:37):
Ross admitting to investigators he placed a supplement in his
coworker's drink.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Damn bro yep. That supplements ended up being super glue.
Hey man, he put super glue in her songs. They
ended up going to his house.
Speaker 16 (17:53):
They ended up braiding it, and they ended up finding
gloves with super glue with like the cap on one
and then the bottom the other.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Hey man, you know what's so crazy about that is
she set up the camera and she had him caught
in like thirty minutes.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
They said he put up the camera like at nine
fifteen or something. By nine fifty two, my man was
on camera. Oh man, that is wrong.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Man.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
I don't want to blame the victim, but I'm wondering
what the hell were they going through where you just
say I'm gonna put super glued like there must have
been a reason, right, or I know the reason he
didn't like her?
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Yeah, there it is.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
He hated her.
Speaker 16 (18:32):
And I wonder how many other times she actually drank
that soda. Obviously she ended up getting sick, but I
wonder what other things she crazy. If she smelled, if
there was a pattern where she smelled it and tasted
it wasn't the first time, and then when you go
out and you grab a camera, that means that.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
It must have been multiple times.
Speaker 10 (18:50):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Yeah, yeah, How does happen at work?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Like?
Speaker 4 (18:54):
How bad are your coworkers? You got to do that
to somebody?
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Hey man.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
There is no one that I've worked with in my
career that I would say, man, I would try to
poison them some of some of them want to ring
their necks, you know what I'm saying, But the actually
poison at least ringing the neck. You can look them
in the eye and they know it's you. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 16 (19:14):
I remember when I first started the radio, I got
introduced to like the cool group, right, and then I
remember once I'm going to club with them, and this
was like a good like a like one of the
like on air personality DJs. Right, And when we got there,
I guess this group does this thing where they like
slap each other in the face.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
I remember he did that to me.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
As soon as he did that too, that's all.
Speaker 16 (19:30):
Hey, my man, Like, yeah, I don't know you bro'll
ever do that again?
Speaker 4 (19:34):
And I was like, you co workers must be doing
this at the station.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
But I don't.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
I don't play those You gotta stablish that from the beginning.
You gotta establish that from the beginning.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
But for those out there, man, what's the craziest thing
that's gone down at your job?
Speaker 5 (19:45):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
We're not looking for a battle like, oh, somebody put
you know, super glue on my soda, But.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
What's that craziest thing? What's the craziest thing that's gone
down at your job? Hit us up, Big Boys neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
This is big Boy on demand, Big.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Boys Neighborhood, right, and we're speaking on it. What's the
craziest thing that's gone down at your job?
Speaker 13 (20:04):
Man?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
We were just speaking about how there was a guy
they put a hitting camera found out that he was
putting crazy glue inside of a coworker's Coca cola.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Yeah, man, and now he's gone believe that. But what's
the craziest thing that's gone down at your job? This?
Speaker 5 (20:17):
Bring Haley into the neighborhoods. He was going down with
Haley up in here. Haley, Hello, Hello, Hello there, Haley.
Love your comment. Hailey.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
All right now, Hailey, what's the craziest thing that's gone
down at your job?
Speaker 10 (20:30):
Okay? So I used to work in a pharmacy as
a clerk, and the pharmacist and the owner did not
speak English. They were Armenian and I don't know what
it was. But one day the owner came in and
he was so mad, and him and the pharmacist kept
going back and forth, and we had a translator on
our phone because we always wanted to know what they
were talking. About and the owner was like, you're a
(20:52):
son of a bee, and the pharmacist took off on him,
and it was literally rush hour. It was like a
full front. Okay, well in there and we were trying
to part them away, and everybody was like, you guys
doing this again, and I'm there looking like only been
there three months, Like wait, y'all fight all the time.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Amen.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
And for those out there, when she said she took
off on him, she don't mean that he clocked out
and left.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
You mean that he stolen He socked.
Speaker 10 (21:17):
Knocked him like yes, in the face, like they were
on the ground rolling and me and the other technician
that was there, we were trying to part it. That
people had to come from the front of the pharmacy
to break them up because they were pills was everywhere.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Oh yeah, yeah, somebody would have been in there all man,
he's a pose. Just started grabbing some hes the mask off.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Amen.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
So who now who hit who? The pharmacist hit the
owner or vice versa.
Speaker 10 (21:44):
The pharmacist hit the owner, but the owner was like
he was always rude, like he'll come in there yelling
because I left and I got a check when I
left because we had it on videos.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
Oh really, no, damn, what happened with you? He punched
you to?
Speaker 10 (21:58):
Oh okay, well he did it. We just we sued
for pain and suffering because we had to go through that.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
I heard that.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Wait, did y'all super pain and suffering from witnessing the fight?
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Yeah, you're dirty dog. I love that.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Like I just keep having these flashback and these two
Armenians just fighting each other.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 10 (22:17):
Yeah, that was like, y'all better sue him because that's
not a healthy workplace. And that's all you have to say.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Damn and Hayley, they paid you out.
Speaker 10 (22:27):
I got paid.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
I heard that. Eight granted, watch somebody else fight. I
take that. Yeah, pain and suffering, I ain't mad that
comes in. Yeah. And she was like, man, I am good.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
And on the way out, I would have taken on
like all kind of COVID tests all kind of start saying,
all right, and I what's the craziest thing that's gone
down at your job?
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Hit us up Big Boys Neighborhood.
Speaker 11 (22:50):
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YouTube channel, big Boy TV, and check out Radio big
Boy dot com.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Big boys, nag alrighty, we're speaking on it.
Speaker 10 (23:01):
Man.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
What's the craziest thing that's going down at your job?
Let's bring Kea into the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Kiya Hello, Hello, Hello there, Kia, Kia, what's the craziest
thing that went down at your job?
Speaker 10 (23:14):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (23:14):
So I'm a property manager. I work first in your
building ages sixty two and above. I walk the building
all the time, make sure everything is okay. One day,
in the middle of the afternoon, I'm walking the hallways.
I go down a stairway. I get to the bottom
of it. There's a car seat. Then I hear a
baby crying. Someone has left their newborn baby in the stairway,
(23:35):
like Sandy.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
No, go ahead, kid, go ahead.
Speaker 8 (23:38):
Please continue standing around for like ten minutes with this
baby in the stairway, no one in sight, just this
brand new little baby girl.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
So, Kia, you're standing there maybe thinking that this is
just even a bad parent, but like maybe somebody just
put the child down and went to the car or
went and grabbed something like because you said fortes, and
no one ever came back.
Speaker 8 (24:02):
No one ever came back for this baby. I'm just
standing there in complete, all like what is going on? Finally,
I'm just like, no, I take her. She's in a
car seat. I take her to my office. I take
her out the car seat. I have no idea how
long she's been in there. I start playing with her
for a little bit. I call my corporate like, look,
this is going on. I call nine one one. After
(24:23):
maybe like forty five minutes, this woman comes in my
office frantically like, oh my god, that's my baby, And
I'm like, well, where have you been trying to find
out that you know, she's a lady of the night
and was here to see a client and left her
baby in the stairway because the guy didn't want the
baby around.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Oh my god, Kia, that story was worse than what
I thought. So her the mom came to service a
client and left the baby outside.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
In the stairway.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Yes, oh my god, dude.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
And you're you're the manager of this of this unit,
right of this building.
Speaker 8 (25:02):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Did you did you know the john? Did you know
the trick the guy that she went to go see?
Speaker 9 (25:08):
Yes? I did.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Oh no, you said it's like an elderly Yes.
Speaker 8 (25:14):
I have to have a conversation like look, the next
time you have company, if they have kids, I'm sorry,
but you're gonna have to let those babies in.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Yeah, And how are how old are the people that
you say stayed there?
Speaker 10 (25:23):
Kia over sixty two?
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Damn? I heard that.
Speaker 8 (25:28):
She was like, man, over sixty two.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
She was like, for one, you got all these hookers
coming up here, and then we got all this viagra
you know, all over the place.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Like, wow, that is so about how old Kiya? Do
you think the child.
Speaker 8 (25:43):
Was about two months?
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Hell on, man, that is crazy. That is crazy. So
what happens with the authorities after that? Because you did
call the authorities? Did they did they come and have
to speak to her?
Speaker 8 (25:56):
Okay, So I'll be honest with you, it takes the
police so long to come out. Sometimes by the time
they got there, like she was just like getting my
baby and I had no authority to keep the baby
right damn the baby and left And they showed up
way after the fact, which is like, well, if you
see you again, let us know, showed.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Up on the child's fifth birthday.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
You know, what's the craziest thing that's gone down at
your job?
Speaker 5 (26:18):
That isn't saying y'all hit us up, Big Boys neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
This is Big Boy on Demand.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Big Boy's neighborhood, all right, and now we're speaking on it.
What's the craziest thing that's gone down at your job?
We're going to bring Brandon into the neighborhood to see
what's going down with branding up in here.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Brandon, Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
There, Brandon, Brandon. What's the craziest thing that went down
at your job?
Speaker 13 (26:40):
All right? So I had somebody who was trying to
steal my catalytic converter while I was in my car.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
What what?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Okay, Brandon, explain this to me, because we know when
it comes to those catalytic converters that people are really
taking those.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
So explain the story.
Speaker 9 (26:59):
All right.
Speaker 13 (27:00):
I do security, and like this type of security. I
just had to sit on the property and make sure
nobody was, you know, breaking into the company. So you
of course, you want to be undetected and stuff like that.
So you know, I just kind of leaned the seat
back a little and I got about tens and windows
and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
So and I was in a.
Speaker 13 (27:16):
Questionable neighborhood, right and U Yeah, and I saw this
suv pull up and they hopped out the car started walking,
but I had my buddies in the car with me,
click and clack.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
Oh, hello hello. That's when they got out to the door.
Speaker 13 (27:31):
They saw that, they got right back and been the
UV and they peeled off.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Damn man. So they didn't slide under your car or
do anything.
Speaker 13 (27:39):
By that time, nah, they was you know, going like
checking see if anybody was in it and all that stuff.
But I mean like as soon as they actually saw
somebody was in the car and strapped, yeah, they got
a bout of there.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Hey man, you would have definitely been been the victim.
You would have came out, man.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
And and they do They popped those catalytic converters so quick.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
Now. Yeah, man, have you ever had one stolen from you?
Speaker 13 (28:04):
Noah, I haven't, luckily.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
Hey man.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
They say yeah, they say it's a cold piece man,
because you get up and you're like, okay, what's going
on here?
Speaker 5 (28:10):
Yeah, starting yeah, dude.
Speaker 14 (28:12):
Something like that kind of happened to me at my
other job. Somebody broke into my car. They broke the
glass window, and it was late at night, and I
literally watched the guy like sitting on my seat like
try to search for something to steal, and I was
like inside the building, I wasn't trying to get out
right right right, So man, I wanted to get out,
but I just was like, I got to stay here,
(28:34):
you know, right for your saying, for my own safety,
because I don't know what he happened.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
I got a homeboy. I don't talk to him as
much now.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Probably he probably six three at the time, probably two
hundred and seventy five, three hundred pounds. Some dudes were
stealing out of his car and his driveway, and he
said he opened up the door, he looked at them.
They didn't see him, and he eyed him. Then he
closed the door. I'm like, really, your big swollen ass, like,
and I'm not saying go out there and get yourself killed. Yeah,
(29:02):
you couldn't throw it, hey.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Yeah, No, I was on the door like that, you like, get.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
Out of my card. Yeah, but Branded City had that
click clack.
Speaker 6 (29:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
What's the craziest thing that's gone down at your job?
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Hit us up?
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Big Boys Neighborhood eighties? You pining the big boy from
Big Boys Neighborhood on iHeart Radio. We have the most
fun on your radio.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Maddy.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
What you got Oh my god.
Speaker 14 (29:29):
I feel like men will never understand the struggles that
women have to face when we have to go to
the mechanic.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Really yes, like.
Speaker 14 (29:36):
And I was just telling you guys this yesterday, and
it stresses me out to go to the mechanic because
they always kind of want to add something on, especially
when they know, like I'm I'm a girl, I'm by myself, and.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
You gotta be careful because I remember, dude Vettels, she
went to the dealer ship and she was pretty much
it was something small like when she old wipers fluid
or something and he Solda refrigerator.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Thank you for listening. It is the big boy Big
Boys neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
You can catch more of us right here Oneart Radio,
Big Boys Neighborhood. Alrighty now, hey, susuppvida in the neighborhood.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Tell them, tell them what you came for. We tell
you something right now.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Dude, names We love giving people names, right, especially Latinos.
We love to give nicknames and stuff. But nicknas could
be very tricky because they can give you something that
you don't approve of. You don't agree to that nickname, man,
and it's stuck like you're stuck with it and you
have to like call it out quick and be like,
hey something. They don't call me that, dude, I don't
like that. Stop it right now, you're sure umbre here?
(30:33):
God if you if you call me that what.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
We're talking about.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
And you know what's the worst too, is when you
know that you struck a nerve and you keep.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Going, well, that's my dad.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
My dad was to call you something and if you
really react to look at you, I said, hey, I'm like, dude,
what the heck? Hey man, my brother had a homeboy
that his name was mister fat ass.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
Wow, simple as get to it.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
But they put the mister on front front to life.
There's a sign of respect there, exactly. Yeah, my uncle
they called him. I guess he sneezed and landed on
his shirt. Till this day they called him, Hey, my god,
did you tell Mariana about your god?
Speaker 13 (31:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Un listen, I have an uncle that we call him Kumbia.
You know what kombia means a lot of you know, dancing. Yeah,
we called him that because he was born with a
crooked hip.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
So when he's walking, how cold is that?
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Every time walking into the bathroom, it looks like Canadas,
or he's just trying to go and use the restroom
and there's kids in a circle. When when you first
said that, I thought that was so great. You're so
cold man, man, Yeah, terrible.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
Man, a man, I knew this, dude.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
It's also his name was Shorty Long, Shorty long, yeah,
because he yeah, because he had one of his arms
was longer than the other.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
Yeah, they her Shorty long man. Yeah, dude.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
I had an uncle who, like I think he got
surgery and his eye had a patch and they were
parts of the carrying and it was the pirates.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Of the cab.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Lou Mari I had, you know me growing up, I
was cha.
Speaker 10 (32:23):
Shorty. Yeah.
Speaker 16 (32:24):
What they call you that, I don't know, you know
what it was? Hell, Yeah, I'm no longer chapatto guys.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Yeah, man, it's just get whiter and whiter.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
That was another duty. Yeah, man, dude coming, Yeah, because
I was gonna say when that wasn't kind, that.
Speaker 6 (32:46):
Was little they called me, and that is it's a
little chicken.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
That's look cute.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
You know, we color heat off of He just gave
her nickname the other day, said your heat on graft.
She's a giraffe.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
Why she's tall, bro long man know she's probably.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
I wouldn't make it and say, oh my god, she's
like a girownd. I heard him ask her like, get
that thing on top of the fridge. Can you turn
and monitor? You gotta love it? Alright Radio Big.
Speaker 11 (33:18):
Boys neighbor This is Big Boy on Demand, Big Boys Neighborhood.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
Alrighty now, man, Mady, what did you give up?
Speaker 6 (33:26):
I gave up chips and ice cream?
Speaker 5 (33:28):
Alright? And what happened?
Speaker 6 (33:29):
Oh my god.
Speaker 14 (33:30):
I feel guilty even saying it because I was hanging
out with my friends. We had chips and salside and
we but there was all these other kind of chips,
you know, like hot Cheetos and doridles, but I didn't
eat those. But I was eating the chips and the salsa, just.
Speaker 6 (33:45):
Like over here eating.
Speaker 14 (33:46):
I didn't even realize it until my friend's like, wait,
didn't you say you gave up chips.
Speaker 6 (33:50):
I'm like yeah, like so what.
Speaker 14 (33:52):
And I'm like, oh my god, I'm literally eating the
chips right now. And I felt so bad because it's
like I always participate in it, like I always give.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
You didn't participate.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
I did, but I messed up.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
You just didn't go the whole forty well with.
Speaker 6 (34:06):
The ice cream. I'm still holding that down.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
So when you find out, you immediately stopped, like, oh
my god.
Speaker 14 (34:11):
Honestly I thought I was gonna stop, and I was like, well,
I already I already did it.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
You know what the Lord right, she saw the crucifix
on the water, like, I'm sorry forgiving My hands are tired.
I mean, wow, I know you. I might as well
just go all the way.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
Yeah, I just kept eating them. I eat chipped yesterday too.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Oh so you're back with the.
Speaker 14 (34:35):
Not bad because I'm still giving up ice cream. I
still have an eight ice cream.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
Just gave up everything.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
When you're just like I already did it, might as
well go all the way.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Yeah, that's life.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
I mean I already said.
Speaker 10 (34:51):
Give up.
Speaker 6 (34:52):
You guys didn't even give up anything.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
We can't because we know we're gonna fail.
Speaker 6 (34:56):
But mine was an accident, so especially.
Speaker 16 (34:58):
Chips and some so we can just eat when chip
she's crazy. Yeah, I never even dare.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
To give that. I was just just sitting here like
I had so much faith in.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
You getting Yeah. But and then the thing about is
that you didn't immediately stop. You're like You're like if
we were watching intervention, you one of those when they
get out of rehab.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
You know you have a.
Speaker 14 (35:19):
Problem there, dude, it's there, Like how could I not
say no?
Speaker 6 (35:25):
Like, man, I was already eating there.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
You weren't at a cocaine party, you imagine. Yeah, that's like,
oh no, no, my god.
Speaker 14 (35:39):
So so now you're back as far as with the chips, yeah,
no ice cream goal, I'm I'm gonna make sure that
I don't need ice cream for sure, checking with me,
I'm not gonna do it, don't.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Hey, man, Louis, would you rather have, you know, fifteen
twenty good days or not have a day at all?
Speaker 5 (35:57):
I have a day? Yeah, there's no point.
Speaker 6 (35:59):
Like told my mom that I did that she would be.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Keeping in front of your mom, So you know it's wrong.
Speaker 9 (36:04):
I'm not.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
Man, Yeah, what'd you say?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
The Lord?
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Your mom forget about you?
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Yeah, but God knows, Yeah, God knows, man, Like, oh man,
somebody's not getting into heaven.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
You get.
Speaker 13 (36:20):
Here.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
We have, Yeah, business with the ice cream.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
It's gonna that you're still do business with the chips
for a little bit. Your businesses rocky. God forgets your
business going to.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
All the Cheetos are hot. Everything is hot down there.
You'll stick around your radio's Big Boys neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Speak eies.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
You're finding a big boy from Big Boy's neighborhood on
iHeart Radio. There's another in case you missed it, moment
with us.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Up in here.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Hey, su what you got? I have a cousin was
getting married in Mexico, but in the ranch. I don't
think my son can handle that, or my girl waking
up at like five and six in the morning because
of that right there, guy is gonna weigh you up.
No electricity, It's like it's run out of hot water.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
Like no, they don't even the girl.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
They don't even have that said girl girl, Oh my god.
I would be off boosie and I would get to
a be like, what's that smell? Where's coming from my
grandma's armpits? Like thank you for listening?
Speaker 7 (37:35):
It is.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
You're finding a big boy big Boy's neighborhood. You can
catch more of us right here on iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Big boy has left the building.
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