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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome back everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
This is one of the things I love the most
about the Billy and Lisa Morning Show. We had the
dream Expert on about an hour ago who totally freaked
me out. And now we have comedian Will Noonan in
studio who was making my day justin if you will
only here, well we'll share some of it, okay. First
of all, Will Noonan is going to be appearing tonight
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at laugh Boston.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
And this is a very good cause.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Right absolutely, it's a great cause. We're raising money tonight
for first responders and for the mental health and equipment
for first responders. So there's gonna be a great event
at LAFT Boston, and I hope see you guys.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Well there we go.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Now you're from Milton, I am okay, And you walked
in earlier this morning and we got to talking off
the air and meet you, Lisa Winnie, and you said
you actually did comedy at a family event for the
O'Keefe family.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I did a lot a long time ago, I guess
you could say. And it feels like it was at
the beginning of all this. It was just it was
just I do a lot of fundraisers for you know,
tragic things. Sure, and this was one of those things.
My dad was a Boston policeman. I will always do
anything for the Boston Police if they asked me to.
I think they're all heroes. You know, where's a badge
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is a hero to me. So I know there's they're
not all perfect guys, but I'll do anything when they call. Right.
So I get a call from uh Fitsie and Jerry Thornton.
They're like, hey, we got this call. It's this very
sad story. Is poor guy is Yeah, he was tragically
killed and his uh you know, he had adopted these
two kids and they lost their parents. I was like,
I'm there, you know, and we had this great night
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and and uh.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
And this was early on.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
This was very early on. I never heard the name
Karen Reid. It was just I met this I met
his family. I met all these people, and it was
just this very sad story and we we had a
great night. We raised a lot of money. Sure, and
then you know, in the following weeks or months, I'm
seeing this story on TV and I'm hearing it that's
the family, you know. So I've always kind of had
that connection to them from the beginning where they were
just super good people and no one there was. You know.
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They did ask me to join a giant criminal conspiracy,
but I said, now I'm not into it.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Okay, just here we go. You just opened the door. Okay,
well you open the door.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
So so okay, when you take the stage, like even tonight, will.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
You have I wouldn't be the place you have in
the past, right.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, I do, because you know, I'm like, I'm I'm
out there. I'm in the I literally you know. And
one of those people who drank at the bar, she
drank it, you know what I mean. I went to
the waterfall, I went to the hillside. Loved the hillside.
By the way, shut out. Give me a blt for Freemick.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Did she have her own chair?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah? Yeah, it's covered in glass. Now a lot of
people bump into it. I don't know what's going on anyway, it's.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Uh I see uh, I see a lot of I've
actually met Taurus there from like the north.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Oh they west and stuff. They're like, you're on the
car and read tore I'm like, oh my god, so
uh yeah, but I do. I watch the trial. Everyone
wants to talk about it as a comedian. People ask
me all the time. They're like, what do you think?
Do you think she's guilty or think she's innocent? And
I go, well, you know, that's kind of my favorite
thing about it, because she doesn't know she's gone. She
drank so much vodka and we've all been there, We've
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all you know, had a few too many in you
try and kind of pretend the next day you didn't
and you're like, oh, man, remember we went home right
after the bar and everyone's like, we didn't go home,
we went back to your house, showed us videos or
you on vacation hour, and you're kind of like, oh yeah, yea, yeah, yah, yeah,
I totally remember that.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Right.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
She's the same way. She's like you could tell when
they're given evidence.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Sometimes she's like, wow, wow, I'm sorry to think I
did it.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I'm sorry to believe it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Like watch her face.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Had that much vodka and remembers any if you did
the doc she didn't admit that she had like seven
vodkas in like three hours.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Oh and you know now they're showing her like on ID,
like they're showing the videos of her like talking to
just the camera.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Couse, she's like, honestly, I don't know did I go
through the light that I It's like you're havn't too
much fun.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I think we're just gonna move on to another topic
at this point, especially since you've got the event tonight.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
It's gonna say, I'm gonna have ladies and pink T
shirts in the parking lot I.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Wait for right now, Like, oh my god, Maura Heally
is behind all of this. I live in in Turtle
Boy's basements and they making sure his cabin monoxide detectives
don't work.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Okay, you're not paying attention. If you're not listening, you're
not paying at.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
So let him go.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
He's on cooking right now. They're all in my comments
on Instagram every day. You're afraid of the truth.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
You're afraid of the truth.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Well no, so no, no, yeah, I wish we could
go to break right, it's gonna be back, you know.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Sure, do you live in Milton still?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
No, we're out in the pole and that thing.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah, because you wouldn't be able to go home.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Now. I'm even closer though, to like the Karen read
like you know, epicenter of like Medfield and stuff like that.
They got she's all fans of There's billboards. Do you
ever see the people who stand on the overfast?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah, it's a good way to spend a day.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
It's will noon and everybody appearing alive tonight at laugh
Boston U sharing his thoughts.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Wow, do you support me in my beliefs? Follow me
on Instagram and we can fight the good fight together
in the communion.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Okay, I'm gonna save you here. Okay, you just had
a baby.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Oh, yes, a beautiful little baby. Her name is Laura Lai. Yeah,
and she's awesome. She's doing awesome. I love myfe very much.
And she's just doing an amazing job at being a mother.
And it's really cool to see that. And and I
feel like this is why I'm doing I'm having I'm
more awake today because I'm used to being up at
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seven in the morning.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Now.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Used to kind of like come in here, yeah, and
I'd be like, oh man, I'm give me up all night.
Now I'm just like, who's what is sleep? What is it?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I don't remember so well.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I want to ask you something. Does does your wife
still find you funny?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Oh my god? I thought that was going to end
with attractive, and the answer was Now the question is
did she ever.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Because my wife, I think the show used to find
me funny, but now I just get the eye roll.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Like our wives would probably have a lot to talk
about and their billies, they would say. I feel like
women who are married to guys like us, they they
they do a job that not a lot of other
women know about, you know, they suffer through our our
jokes are like didn't you just say that? Yeah, And
I'm like always like, oh man, you know, like all
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the other comedians are better, are doing better, Oh my god,
Like I'm never gonna be on kill Tony And she's like, well,
you're great, and it's it's it's good that you're doing,
you know, like New Hampshire Lottery acts. That's what Shane
Gillis wishes.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
He was doing.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Just think about you don't want to be on SNL anyway.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
They say it's so hard. Yeah, yeah, you know, screw that.
Oh my gosh, I'm so glad.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I asked, so you get the eye roll then yeah,
well yeah, sure, well okay.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah, yeah. Sometimes I'll run a joke buy her and
just if I get like if she blinks or clears
her throat. I'm like, that's a good one. She's awesome though.
She works very hard. She works at Brigham In Women's Hospital,
and she's like a healthcare hero. She's out there all
day like just so that's the funny thing.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
So she definitely doesn't find you fun.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Oh my god, and especially like if I'm like, oh man,
tough gig last night, She's like, oh, yeah, I did
a person poop on you because that's what my top
and that was not fun at all.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
So talk a little bit more about the LEO Support Foundation.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Well, it's a it's kind of like I was saying earlier.
If I can get a chance to do anything with
law enforcement or first responders anything like that, I just
want to do it because kind of what we were
talking about earlier is, you know, there are political things
connected to all this, and people have opinions, but there
are families behind each one of these people. If you're
an EMT or your fireman or your cop, there's a
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family behind you, dozens of people. I grew up in
one of those families, and you're you're affected by it too.
You know, you're worried a lot of the time. You
got people out there in dangerous situations and you're trying
to sleep and hope they come home so ay every night.
So this kind of thing and giving back to them
when they're always giving to us, I think is like
one of the best things we can do.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah, justin don't you have a friend or family member
in the foundation.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
My cousin's part of the LEO Support Foundation and shout
out to Chris. So it's going to be great event.
And by the way, the LEO Support you asked this question, Billy,
they raised money for police departments all.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Over the world.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Yeah, Texas, France, so it's really important. They teamed up
with Stopping in Another Car, which raises awareness for Laren
Law Enforcement PTSD. Wow, this is a big event tonight.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah. Supported a lot of depression and a lot of
post traumatic stress themselves. Extremely it's a tough job. I mean,
my dad did a great My dad was a Boston
cover thirty years and I only only as we got
older did I even think about it. I was like, Wow,
you know he was coming home and playing with us,
and who knows what he saw twenty minutes before that,
you know what I mean? And you know he was
a really funny guy. He's still alive. I don't know
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why I'm talking about m past tense.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, I thought he was dead.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I didn't want to ask I was.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
He's probably listening at home, like hello, Oh, he just
texted me bring put flowers on my grata. I was
still in like my gravitas, like talking about law enforcement
like political zones. So I just decided to make my
dad dead there. I thought it would be easier to
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get people out of this event.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
So is he still an active policeman?
Speaker 4 (10:11):
No, No, No, he's very retired. He's an active golfer.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
He's a golfing and he's out there in Milton golf
and doing yard work and joining his retirement.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
And don't all the retired officers don't they have like
a place they go to socialize and stuff, guys being guys.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Yeah, there's all kinds of places. I think there's they
go to the bars. But then they have like their
little secret spots too, like kind of like vfw's Oh yeah,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Don't they have like twenty five cent beers at the
v or something.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I love that?
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Yeah, So will you're gonna have some cop jokes tonight
or what I do.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
I do have some cop jokes and some firemen. Well,
so that's kind of the thing, right, It's like cops
some firemen, So you can always if you do one,
you can always just bag on the other.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
I'm guessing you have one in there adjusting and no,
I gotta I gotta keep my hands off the bus.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
So are you gonna give us one hour?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I was gonna say, like, well, you know, the thing
I always talk is like I think my dad used
always grabe about was how like everyone just loves fireman
more like you know, like even though the hot fireman. Yeah,
it's like it's like that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
There's no hot cop trope that goes with that, you know,
like and it's kind of like I feel.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Like they make it like worse on the cops, Like
their uniforms just keep getting less cool, like like firemen
keep getting cooler. They're like, oh, let's paint the truck
black this year. You know, it kind of looks like
an Italian like fashion truck. And now it's like the
cops are like, let's put them in bicycle shorts and
just see how much crap we can hang off this
guy's botty. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
They probably don't think they have a calendar either. Do
the cops? The firemen always have calendars.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Oh yeah, they have the calendar of them half and yeah.
Imagine someone being like, I just want that bicycle cop
of Cambridge calendar. You know, I slept the way the
spandex bunches up in their thighs when I'm sitting in traffic.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
You know, every one loves the state trooper. Every time
you see a state trooper, you just are filled with glee.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
You know, see one sitting on the side of the road,
You're like, there's a guy I want to talk to
immediately stomping boots.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yes, it's the friendliest.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Well you're gonna do any dad jokes tonight?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
You think I might do some dad jokes on my own?
You know I've had.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Here's one for you. So the teacher said, what does
your father do?
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
The boy said, well, my father's dead. Teacher said, well,
what what did he do before he done? Well, he
sort of clutched at his chest.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
It's a good one, Garrison Keeler.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Let's expect from that today plenty of hell.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
That's great anyway, will noonan from Milton, Massachusetts.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
By the way, are going to be at Laugh Boston
tonight and they can still get tickets.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, they can still get tickets. Go to laugh Boston
dot com and uh I'll throw up a link to
on my Instagram on the story today a woman in
the comedy.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
There you go and give the baby a hug for us.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
I absolutely will thank you, Billy, all right, thank you, Lisa, Thanks,
thank you. Winning