Allyson Calls In!

Allyson checks in with Jay and Chelsea from the hospital!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
We've been talking about all the nice well wishes that

(00:01):
Allison's been getting on social media. Uh my list, go
I printed him out? There so many of them. Oh geez, well,
you know, let me say it. We're gonna we're gonna
try calling her and find out how she's doing.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Here.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Hang on a second, I'm gonna try to get her
on the line, make sure she's doing well. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hi,
you're on with Jay Allison and Chelsea minus Allison.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, hello, and good morning.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Are you alive? I am alive. You sound pretty like spunky.
Are you gonna make it?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
I am gonna make it, but I am not any better.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Oh my god? What do you eat? Have you? Did
they give you anything good to eat at the hospital?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I had some weird massa jolie and broccoli, and I
think breakfast is coming in in.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
A little bit.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Any jello?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Huh? Any jello?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
No dice pears, and some weird unflavored tea.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah. Well, Bettina and Bettina Christine Allen says, I'm thinking
Jay needs to send Alice in a bunch of random goodies,
as he's known to do.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Oh my gosh, Betina, that's really nice of you to
think of.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Jay and Aaron Smolinsky from Superman the Movie says, I'll
guest DJ for her as we share the same dad
joke sense of humor. Oh my gosh, you should do
that more. Hoping that you're going to be back tomorrow,
I prefer to just have you back one day here.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
The good news is I will be let go today
and I will go home and do everything I can
to take a shower, and I will come in tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Just not really any better. Can't they give you a shower?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Uh no, they could. Probably. I've been in a weird.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Like in between place that's not the er and not
quite the hospital. And they also knew they weren't keeping
me long term, so I mean if I demanded one,
But I know I'm probably gonna go home.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Soon, I guess.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
The other good news is no one can find out
anything wrong with me, except it's really frustrating because something's
wrong with me.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Well, it's enough for them to keep you there that
they think something's wrong. They just can't pinpoint it right,
and they just want to.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
I mean, they have to do their due diligence and
not like release me back on the you know street.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
If I'm gonna fall down or anything.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
But they they've tested a lot of things that's within
their wheelhouse and everything's It turns out I'm the healthiest
sick person there is.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Do we need to get you one of those life
alert bracelets? Yeah, it's like missus Fletcher hat. I would
love that. And a stand up shower like the Lou
has at his house that you shut the door and
it fills up.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Oh my god, Lou has one.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yes, that is awesome. Yes, like that. All right, So
we're gonna get you the special chair for the stairs.
We're gonna get you to stand up shower. And I
see a lot of money in your future because we're
going to cash in on this hardcore. We can have
Hallmark sponsor me. Yeah, that's a great idea. Do you
need anything? Do you want me to send anything to

(03:26):
the hospital today? No, because I actually I don't. People
keep saying different things, but I don't. I might not
be here much longer than a couple hours. All right,
Well that's good news. We like that. And if you listen,
if you don't want to come in tomorrow, you don't
have to come in. But you know I can send
a car for you want me to send art for
you tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Oh to if I have.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
To rustle about, I will.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Just I mean, if I'm going to be upright, then
I might as well drive myself.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Do you you know if you do end up in
the hospital longer today.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I can always do a poppin. Yeah, Chelsea will do
a pop in if you need her to that. This
is all sounding so all right, listen, we're gonna that's
reason to stay. Yeah, and you did know. I know
we keep making this joke, but we talked about it
earlier when you weren't on with us. You did have
them do the anti freeze check, right, you know what

(04:23):
I did it. I probably should before they send me home.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'm like a couple more suggestions.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
That come in right. It's very non detectable. According to Dateline, Allison,
feel better. We love you, Love you, love you.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yes, I'm sorry that I'm so under the weather, but I'm.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Working on it.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
We miss you.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
I also hope you're sympathizing for me, because, as you
can imagine, two days with just Chelsea, I don't know
what it's like to laugh anymore. That's got to be tough, Allison.
I hope that you are sympathizing with me and knowing
what I'm up again for the past two days. That's
gotta be tough to yeah, like like Warren, I'm your sister.

(05:05):
I'm a wreck without you, all right, goodbye? Feel better?
All right? Goodbye, goodbye goo bye. We'll text you. There's
the good. I haven't lapped in days. My soul doesn't
know what it feels like.