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April 24, 2025 5 mins
Is Jay eating wreckless things in the car?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One quick programming, not what I wanted to tell you
both that I've learned.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yesterday I reached out to the Belgiums yesterday, the Belgiums.
The Belgiums, just so you know, these are the Belgiums.
By the way, they sing R J Towers in the morning,
w n I see you know? And the every couple
of years I call the Belgiums and they give us
some new little songy things about our.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Show, and they were very excited.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
I said, I think I want four new cuts and
they said, we love the idea like they did.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, that's all an email.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
I think they use a translator Diedrik or deer drunk
dri But anyway, the reason I tell you this is
they said, because of the tariffs, I might not be
able to afford the Belgiums this year. Isn't that crazy tariffs?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
We're victims of the terrors.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
We're not importing exporting heavy things on hips.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
This is a did you guys sing my shan?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
You're sending me an MP three file. I believe you
are in charge of whether or not you're charging me
for tariffs.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I could couldn't believe it. It's crazy. The tariff's gonna
affect my song.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
I don't know what they know what tariffs are.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh the Belgians. Yeah, of course.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
They do, really do, but that they're shipping by a boat.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
But we're not getting a semi of chocolate. It's four
jingles anyway. So I'll keep you up to date.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Thank you. Maybe next year we'll see all right.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
That said, On Thursdays on our show, we do something
called crazy lines. We go around the room and tell
you something about ourselves that make us crazy or not
right in the head, and you can always join in
and let us know. Every one, three, six, one hundred
point three. I'll start today, and interesting enough, before I
even read this story, seventy two percent of people who
eat while driving have had risky meals like ribs or

(01:43):
hot soup.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I don't do this while I'm driving, but is it strange?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Lately in my little pack sack lunch I bring every day,
I always have a yogurt in there.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Lately I've been eating the yogurt in.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
The car, not driving, but in the parking lot, and
I feel like yogurt is not something you eat in
a car.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's risky. I'm wearing a suit, yeah, eat it with
a spoon, some kinds of fork.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
I'll tell you it's very responsible. Warren has a yogurt
every day, does Yeah? I mean he has yogurt and
blueberries when his girlfriend goes to the grocery store, which
that's gone out the window. Yeah, he's on his own.
It's like no man's land over there. Yeah, but it's
very responsible wherever you're eating your yogurt.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
The only thing that I want to say about that
is I think it's fine that you eat it in
the car, but you do have a riskier yogurt because
you have those flips.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
I do have the flop, so you.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Have to flip the all the goodies into the yogurt.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
And I don't do that. I take a fork and
I manually do it.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Of course you do, probably, But anyway, show are weird, Allison,
You're up for crazy lines. I don't know if it's
weird that I do this, but the mindset's kind of weird.
I wanted a cordless vacuum, so I went to Amazon,
and like I always do, I see the first thing
and I buy it.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
There was probably a better one. It was a shark,
was it?

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Their recommendation Amazon's yeah, probably, but it came up it
was like one hundred and forty five dollars, and I
was like, Okay, if i'd scrolled down, I probably would
have found a better one that keeps a charge longer
than ten minutes.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
So I have to learn how to duel room in
ten minutes. But it's nice to not have the cord anyway.
I know I have ten minutes, so I look at
the clock when it starts. Sometimes I have to move
things around, like the ottoman and the table. I will
not turn the vacuum off while I'm moving things because
I'm afraid I will shorten my time, so I just

(03:25):
let it sit there.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
So I think that part's the craziest. Yeah, I think
it is.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
If I turned it off and back on, I'd probably
have the same amount of time, but I don't feel
like I would, so I just leave it running up
against the wall.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
I think you'd be saving the battery a little bit.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
You'd think, But I'm not going to chance it.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I've got ten minutes, that's all.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
I don't touch it turn it off, so period.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Not eve for sure.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Okay, So I swear like clockwork every single time I
have to go to the bathroom at our Fox two studios.
The cleaning people are people are cleaning.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
That Frankie's in there.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, And so after she's in there and it gets
it all perfect and nice and clean, I don't want.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
To wreck that for her. What are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Really, just so you just hold it nothing. But she's
got the I mean, I'm only going number one, but
she's got like all the toilet seats that are you know,
already raised. There's a nice clean water in the bowl. Like,
I don't want to wreck her progress until you hold.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
It till you get home. Yes, yeah, I knew it.
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah, I wanted her to have more than five minutes
of that bathroom being clear.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
And bladder infection y yeah, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
When I go in there and I see that the
water and the toilet is all has disinfectant the last
thing she puts in there, Yeah, I give it a
flush so there's no splash on me. And then I
have a seat and I'm so pleased to be right
on that toilet when it's fresh and new.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, No, it's perfect. You love being the first one
in there. But at the same time, I feel bad,
that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
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