Have You Been Abducted By Aliens?

These are a few ways you'll know if you've been abducted by aliens...

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Allison is out today. We're hoping she returns soon. Lots
of nice kind messages for Allison as well on Facebook.
There's a speedy recovery.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's quiet without her. Yeah, I feel like our whole
flow in the morning is just off.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Our love triangle is completely messed up. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Someone had said something on the post that was like, Alison,
you are a very important part of that triangle, and
I was like, I.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Never thought about it that way.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
But it is, yeah, wrong. Yeah, when you got a
point missing, it becomes it's just a line. Is that right?
I think it's a line. There's a guy that claims
he was abducted by aliens, and he shared the top
signs that if you were abducted by an alien, these
are the signs because you know that they'll mess with
your mind and you have I thought this was very funny.

(00:50):
First of all, don't jump to conclusions here, but if
you have bumps under your skin, he claims, aliens also
leave implants under your skin. They'll show up on X
raising could be as small as a grain of rice,
anything bumpy there or chelse Well.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I'm having a problem getting hives all over my body lately,
and I can't identify what it is. I actually talked
to my doctor about it the other day. Maybe I
was abducted, Elsie.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
He's got one here. Let's see if you get three
of these nose bleeds. He says he has had random
nose bleeds for two years after you're subducted. Never had
nose bleeds before that.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Maybe it's dry out. It is dry out, and things
get weird once you get older.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Strange flashbacks. You might start remembering bits and pieces of
memories that your brain is blocked out. But if those
memories are things that you don't know why they're in
your brain. Could be an alien.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Abduction, okay, Or it could be something you watched on TV.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Could be could have ill sleep with the TV on.
Missing time is on the list. Like you thought you
went for twenty minutes for a walk, then you found
out you'd been gone for hours.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
No one is doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Some guy, some guy who says he's been abducted sixty times,
sixty times. This guy was abducted, claims it happened to
him in the nineteen eighties.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Okay, let's just say that you were abducted by aliens.
I'll even give you twice sixty times is not believable.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
And where are your family and friends?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I don't know, because I would think that they'd be
guarding you to make sure that doesn't happen again.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
But I'm going to start I'm going to start using
that when I'm late for things.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Oh that you were abducted, I'm.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Going to show up and I'm going to go, what
are you talking about? I just left five minutes ago.
I've been only been driving five minutes.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Sniff you right out.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
The aliens will actually get so sick of you that
they're just going to send you back.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Maybe I was abducted. I'm so sorry. Wait a minute,
what I had no recollection of leaving the state.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
I thought I was on a walk for two minutes.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I took a walk and psychic powers. Philip claims that
the reptilians that took somehow opened his mind and left
him with supernatural abilities. He's now able to make a
living as a psychic medium. The reptilians took him.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Some people do really believe in that whole reptilian brain thing.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Oh my dad, My dad always says that he's a reptilian.
I bet, I'm like, what are you talking about? A reptilian.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Interesting things on that, Yeah, geo.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Or wherever, that's what happened. To watch one reptilian video
and all of a sudden, your Facebook feeds like, this
is Bob. He's a reptilian and whole algorithm. They're everywhere