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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Mojo O the morning before we get into anything else
like five to six fifty five or the throwback throwdowns
or the Roses five Lies, Tell your Mom Dirty on
the thirty second eight updates. I want to do a
little spring cleaning, like literally some spring cleaning right now,
because I feel like I'm getting to a point where
(00:28):
I don't know if my brain can handle it. But
I have officially, right now hit a monumental moment in
my life. I have officially hit more than five thousand
unanswered emails in my email box right now, and it's
(00:50):
crazy and is honestly one of those things where I
cannot delete them. I've got five three hundred and sixty
two thousand emails in my email box right now, which
is interesting because I saw a stat that was the
other day and I was going to bring it up
on the air. Twenty three percent of people would rather
go to the doctor for a physical than delete their.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Emails and go through their emails. Are any of you
guys like that?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Me?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I got three different email addresses, and one of them
I don't even check. I couldn't tell you how many
emails are there. It has gotta be like in the
thirty thousands.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Okay, so your little badge says the five. Look what mine's.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Like at the bottom of the phone, a little bit like,
oh my.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
God, you know, a crazy person keeping my email like clear.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
I turned off the notifications when it got to forty
eight thousand.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Wow, forty eight thousand. No, yes, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
A lot of it has to be like subscriptions.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
It was.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
It was so annoying.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
So then I created another email address just for sign
up for like apps and stuff, and then I did
the whole I didn't check anything. I just mastulated my
email and then I started unsubscribing from it.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
You know, have you ever.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Cleared out an inbox with like ten thousand emails?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Oh no, I hope nothing important in there, just going
It's like a mass, you.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
Know, if my student loan information.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I went about my problem. All right, So here's one
for you.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Joe from the Joe Show, who happens to also be
my eldest son happens who happens to be has like
forty to fifty unread text messages.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
Oh that's nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Can you wait? Do you guys? Have you have unread
text messages? I'm not that bad, really.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Three I got one but but are you saving them
and you already know what they say or you're not
even looking at them.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
I get the preview of the text message at the top,
and if the conversation's over, I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Open the text. You're kidding me. A lot of times
it'll just.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Be like got it or okay, or you don't.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Take care of So why not open it and then
clean it out? Why would I waste that time? That's
like three clicks of a finger.
Speaker 7 (02:45):
No, thank you?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I need to know eight four four Mojo Live. Eight
four four six six five sixty five four eight is
our telephone number. Who gets anxiety out of this thing?
Because I get anxiety?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
To me?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
But someone that I used to know, Yeah, I have
twenty six Nike notifications.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
I subscribe by Nikes.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
Well, I'll tell people now, I used to live one
street over from the Nike store.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
So a lot prices by proximity. Hold on a second.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
It's funny because I'm I'm looking at some of these
emails that are coming in here right now.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Did you know that they fired Sarah?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I don't know some lady that worked here back in
twenty It says it says, we wish you're well in
our future endeavors.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I did not know.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
So if you were Sarah, If you're Sarah, that got
fired in December of two thousand and seven. I just
said till Levex sends out an email basically.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Saying, promise me, when that email goes out for me,
you'll send it to me.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
You'll screen grab it.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yes, we can. We can figure that out. I'm trying
to read text messages now. I can't read text messages.
What's going on? Do I have a Do I have
a wrong thing here going on? Lydia or can you
see text messages?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
It can tell you some of da Yeah, what what
do we got too?
Speaker 6 (04:15):
For eight says I have over one hundred thousand unread emails.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Oh my gosh, okay, one hundred thousand email address and
start over. I wonder what email services allow you to
have that much?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Yeahoo was the one that I had. Yeah, I'm telling
that long ago. Yeah, that was the classic, which, by
the way, I also diod.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
For del I just know a fourteen year old heard
me do that, going, what the hell, what the hell?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Hell hell?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Jennifer, Hi, Hi, good morning, I love you.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Guys, we love.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
You, love you too.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Just don't send us an email because we won't answer it.
Go ahead and clearly, clearly I won't know or a
text even.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Can you just market as red?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
That's what I wonder.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
The text messages even yeh make it.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
This is my last time to argue with you, okay.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
But then I have an that takes away my ability
to have an excuse. When I see you in public
and you asked me, did I get your message?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I can say, oh no, I didn't even read it.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
I love the people like you didn't answer me, and
I go, I don't answer anybody.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Notification is there?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
How quick will you notification the I heard emails off
of your thing?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Like? Well, because they don't you.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
Lose access like your last day right away.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
And by the way, like as soon as the show ends,
I'm just gonna say to the group chat k bye
and then exit the group chat.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
So that's how it's going to be what I need
to wean you away.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
So if it's going to be like that, we're going
to start on Monday, because then a new group.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Chat's gonna be started. I hate that for you guys.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I'll just what's up? Greg? Are you doing good? How
many unready emails?
Speaker 8 (06:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I have over trunk and fifty thousand un.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Rire email giving your email system sixty.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
The reason but the reason why that happened because I
lead a email by mistake and my email y'ahoo what
leader one? My mistake. They gave me all of them
from day one, yes, day one, I started up until
now and I've never went through the way.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Too many Oh my god, I can't believe they sent
you them all back.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I would not want that. I don't want any trace
they keep them. What's up?
Speaker 8 (06:37):
Kaitlin, Hi, Hi, first time long?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
What's going on?
Speaker 8 (06:46):
So? It gives me anxiety when I don't open everything.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
You're like shing my boyfriend.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
My boyfriend has a thousand on open emails and tax
The other day I took him to a procedure and
they he left his phone with me, and I wanted
to go through it just to open everything for him.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
The same way when my mom, for example, will be like, hey,
can you find this email? And she has all these
like promo codes and deals and sales and like unsubscribed
from all this crap.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
It takes too many clicks.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
We were talking about the emails and the text but
we now have the winner of the unread text, Caim.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
How many unread text do you have?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Apparently have one thousand and one.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Did you have a birthday recently?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
No people text me and I'm like, you have to.
I don't know why. I'm like, you have to call
me to let me know that you sent me a
text passage.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Because he's the purpose and why you're texting. You got
to call me to texting. That's like the people who
text to say, hey, I'm going to call you. It's like,
what's going on? Why are we doing it this way? Yeah?
I have no idea, totally asked backwards.