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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojo on the morning show phone number eight four
(00:03):
to four Mojo Live eight four four six six five
six five four eight. I am Mojo, that's Shannon, that's
cav Lydia, Bianca, Zach and Morgan over here.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
What the hell is going on? But what the hell
you got to explain the people.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I'm so irritated because I don't know how to confront
anybody on anything.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Ever. This is a skill I just don't have.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
And there's a little convenience store that's like right next
to my apartment, but I stop at all the time,
and it's one of those cool places where I think
they have three employees, like they must all be full time,
because I run into one of three people working the
catch register every time that I'm there, and we talk.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Because when there's only.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Three people, I literally next door to my apartment, I
stop in all the time to like grab one or
two things that I'm needing. You like get to know
each other a little bit, but like those like very small.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Conversations that don't really go anywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Well, a long time ago, one of the employees asked
me what my name was, and I said Megan, and
she heard Morgan, and now all three employees. Okay, hey Morgan,
every time I go in, you look like a Morgan
to me, that you do, like, I'm sorry, all the
Morgans out there felt like an insult. Do you think
Morgan is.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
A Morgan's kind of morgas.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's a cute now that Megan is a bad name,
but Morgan kind of When I think of a Morgan, I.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Think, oh, she's kind of cute, just and she's young.
She's Morgan.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I like, oh, really, I didn't go that far, but
it was more like Gerdy, you know what I mean? Like,
I mean, Morgan and Gerdy give the same vibe.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
It sounds like she's in the sixth grade a little bit.
Sounds like, yeah, been in the sixth grade for sixty years.
The sixth grade. You don't like any sixth grader is
basically what you're saying. This sounds like in the sixth grade.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I don't like Morgan.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Just sounds like a young a young girl's name.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
So this is what I got.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
You think youthful?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Wait, this is now I'm into it.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I'm never gonna how many people have had this happen
to them, where somebody called them the wrong name for
a long period of time, and who is the craziest
person to call you by the wrong name for a
long period of time. Because the funniest is we just
talked to that teachers just a few moments ago.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
That was on the air with us. The funniest thing was.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
The teachers in school would call a couple of guys
that I went to school with the wrong name all
the time, and these guys would never correct them, and
I kind of felt bad. And then I told you
the story about Luke Luke. When we were going to
parent teacher conferences one time we had to show his
picture to the person because they kept calling him the
wrong names.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
When I was in college, my best friend's name was Ashley,
and we looked very similar off.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
To show you guys a picture.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
We were very similar clothing, we had the same hairstyle,
same height, everything, and we both were journalism majors. And
our professors would get us confused all the time and
call me Ashley and her Shannon. So finally they just
started calling us both Shashley.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
And I still call her.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Shash like we still call each other Ashley, because they
just needed to be safe.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
My grandma is the biggest culprit.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
It's like, I know she loves me and she knows
my name, but I've been called every single family member
except for myself.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Your sister, you, I mean, like all the guys.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I mean, well, that's a parenting thing.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Charlie. What's your names?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Hold on a second. We got a Morgan on the
phone with us. Hi Morgan, Hello, what's happening?
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (03:37):
Yeah, I I spell my name M O R G
E M.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I don't know if that's what it has to do with,
but I always get called Oh.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
To be fair, I don't really like the name Meggan.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Like it's it's okay, but I don't think it's the
best name.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
By the way, that is, uh, that is a cute name, Morgan.
We like your We like your name no matter what,
Kevin says. Very unique with the end, though, I don't
think i've ever met a Morgan spelled that way.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Tara, what's up? Tara?
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Okay? So my mother had two biracial children before she
had me, so she she named me Tara. But my
dad obviously is white, right, so he didn't like it,
so he called me Tara, and.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Then my my mom called me t and he called
me t t so at work when he would just
call me Tara, Tara, I like, answer to everything.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
And then you guys called me Sarah.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
So I was, oh, yeah, if you've ever called this, Yeah,
I apologize.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
It's fine.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
I'm like, it's cool.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, we'll see you later, Tara.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
All right, make sure I look right. What's going on?
What's up? What's going on? Most calling me kid?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
But I don't know how well I corrected it myself
after that conta nyata potato patata.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
This is in fun? What's going on? Thirty second? And
you haven't changed it. You haven't told him anything.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
He's been calling me that for thirty seven years, so
guess what.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
That's my main for help.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
At some age they're too old to correct him, like
you can't do it, you feel like it's disrespectful.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Laura Donna is on the phone with us right now. Hi, Lorednna, Hi,
how are you good?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
What's going on on the phone?
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Am Hi?
Speaker 8 (05:39):
So my name is Laura Donna and my brother in
law we weren't married at the time, but my brother
in law called me Loretta.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
It was Loretta for the longest time.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Oh my, how did you get Loretta.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
I even got a birthday card that said Happy Birthday,
Loretta and saved it as proof.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
So, Laura Donna is in because you is it a
hyphenated name or you just call yourself your first and
last middle name.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
It's no, no, it's one name.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
It's Italian. It's actually if you say it in Italian, it's.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, yeah, I like it. Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I was going to say, your parents can make up
which name they want, you know, like you have two names.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
No no, no, no, they did that, and with that
first name, I didn't need.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
A middle name. Okay, well, beautiful name. What's up Jamie?
Speaker 7 (06:26):
Hi, Hi, guys, first time, long time.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I like the name Jamie.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
My name is Jamie And I've been going to the
same nail Falon since I was young and in high school,
and they started calling me Emily, but I never had
the curse to crass them. And then years later I
got married and all my bride meets we went to
get meany cures and pedicures, and I had to tell
them that they're going to call me Emily when we
walk in, and we're just gonna roll with it. We're
just going to pretend like my name is Emily, and
(06:56):
I am much older now and I still go by Emily.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
It's great funny.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
The funniest is it's a mail salon, because that does
not surprise me at all.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
That's so great.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Uh, what's up, Alexandria is on with us?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
What's up, Alexandria?
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
My first job post grad, we got.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
A new hire and he could not remember my name,
and he kept telling other people and myself. He goes,
you really just look like a Jennifer. So he called
me Jennifer because he thought that was my name. But
then a few weeks after that, I got an email
from a client where my email literally said Alexandra all
over it, and she started calling me Jennifer via email.
All of a sudden, my entire office called me Jennifer
(07:38):
for literally months.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
There was a guy that was here at the radio station.
His name was Brendan. I called him Brandon until it
is funny though, you all of a sudden, you just
you know, okay, all right, I keep screwing this whole
thing up. I love the people that it doesn't make
any sense at all, Like, I don't understand Jayden, how
do you how do they get Georgia of Jayden Jayden.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
No, I worked with a guy whose name I thought
was George for two years, and I come to find
out his name is Jorge, and I go, why would
you not tell me that your real name is Jorge?
And he goes, Honey, I don't care what you call
me as long as you were talking to me.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Oh, but don't you feel so much shame?
Speaker 7 (08:27):
Yes, I felt so bad.
Speaker 8 (08:29):
And now he walks by. I'll still call him George.
I just can't.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
He's like you, you must be cute, So okay, you
get that's pretty positive that cute women can get her
away with everything right there.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Thanks for the call.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Shout out to all the kids who could never find
their name on a sun your keys, Shane or license plate?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
What's your name?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
That is?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Good luck with that one, sports, It's Mojo in the Morning.
It's Mojo on the morning show phone number eight four
(00:03):
to four Mojo Live eight four four six six five
six five four eight. I am Mojo, that's Shannon, that's
cav Lydia, Bianca, Zach and Morgan over here.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
What the hell is going on? But what the hell
you got to explain the people.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I'm so irritated because I don't know how to confront
anybody on anything.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Ever. This is a skill I just don't have.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
And there's a little convenience store that's like right next
to my apartment, but I stop at all the time,
and it's one of those cool places where I think
they have three employees, like they must all be full time,
because I run into one of three people working the
catch register every time that I'm there, and we talk.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Because when there's only.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Three people, I literally next door to my apartment, I
stop in all the time to like grab one or
two things that I'm needing. You like get to know
each other a little bit, but like those like very small.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Conversations that don't really go anywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Well, a long time ago, one of the employees asked
me what my name was, and I said Megan, and
she heard Morgan, and now all three employees. Okay, hey Morgan,
every time I go in, you look like a Morgan
to me, that you do, like, I'm sorry, all the
Morgans out there felt like an insult. Do you think
Morgan is.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
A Morgan's kind of morgas.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's a cute now that Megan is a bad name,
but Morgan kind of When I think of a Morgan, I.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Think, oh, she's kind of cute, just and she's young.
She's Morgan.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I like, oh, really, I didn't go that far, but
it was more like Gerdy, you know what I mean? Like,
I mean, Morgan and Gerdy give the same vibe.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
It sounds like she's in the sixth grade a little bit.
Sounds like, yeah, been in the sixth grade for sixty years.
The sixth grade. You don't like any sixth grader is
basically what you're saying. This sounds like in the sixth grade.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I don't like Morgan.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Just sounds like a young a young girl's name.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
So this is what I got.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
You think youthful?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Wait, this is now I'm into it.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I'm never gonna how many people have had this happen
to them, where somebody called them the wrong name for
a long period of time, and who is the craziest
person to call you by the wrong name for a
long period of time. Because the funniest is we just
talked to that teachers just a few moments ago.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
That was on the air with us. The funniest thing was.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
The teachers in school would call a couple of guys
that I went to school with the wrong name all
the time, and these guys would never correct them, and
I kind of felt bad. And then I told you
the story about Luke Luke. When we were going to
parent teacher conferences one time we had to show his
picture to the person because they kept calling him the
wrong names.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
When I was in college, my best friend's name was Ashley,
and we looked very similar off.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
To show you guys a picture.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
We were very similar clothing, we had the same hairstyle,
same height, everything, and we both were journalism majors. And
our professors would get us confused all the time and
call me Ashley and her Shannon. So finally they just
started calling us both Shashley.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
And I still call her.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Shash like we still call each other Ashley, because they
just needed to be safe.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
My grandma is the biggest culprit.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
It's like, I know she loves me and she knows
my name, but I've been called every single family member
except for myself.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Your sister, you, I mean, like all the guys.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I mean, well, that's a parenting thing.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Charlie. What's your names?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Hold on a second. We got a Morgan on the
phone with us. Hi Morgan, Hello, what's happening?
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (03:37):
Yeah, I I spell my name M O R G
E M.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I don't know if that's what it has to do with,
but I always get called Oh.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
To be fair, I don't really like the name Meggan.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Like it's it's okay, but I don't think it's the
best name.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
By the way, that is, uh, that is a cute name, Morgan.
We like your We like your name no matter what,
Kevin says. Very unique with the end, though, I don't
think i've ever met a Morgan spelled that way.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Tara, what's up? Tara?
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Okay? So my mother had two biracial children before she
had me, so she she named me Tara. But my
dad obviously is white, right, so he didn't like it,
so he called me Tara, and.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Then my my mom called me t and he called
me t t so at work when he would just
call me Tara, Tara, I like, answer to everything.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
And then you guys called me Sarah.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
So I was, oh, yeah, if you've ever called this, Yeah,
I apologize.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
It's fine.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
I'm like, it's cool.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, we'll see you later, Tara.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
All right, make sure I look right. What's going on?
What's up? What's going on? Most calling me kid?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
But I don't know how well I corrected it myself
after that conta nyata potato patata.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
This is in fun? What's going on? Thirty second? And
you haven't changed it. You haven't told him anything.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
He's been calling me that for thirty seven years, so
guess what.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
That's my main for help.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
At some age they're too old to correct him, like
you can't do it, you feel like it's disrespectful.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Laura Donna is on the phone with us right now. Hi, Lorednna, Hi,
how are you good?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
What's going on on the phone?
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Am Hi?
Speaker 8 (05:39):
So my name is Laura Donna and my brother in
law we weren't married at the time, but my brother
in law called me Loretta.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
It was Loretta for the longest time.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Oh my, how did you get Loretta.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
I even got a birthday card that said Happy Birthday,
Loretta and saved it as proof.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
So, Laura Donna is in because you is it a
hyphenated name or you just call yourself your first and
last middle name.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
It's no, no, it's one name.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
It's Italian. It's actually if you say it in Italian, it's.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, yeah, I like it. Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I was going to say, your parents can make up
which name they want, you know, like you have two names.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
No no, no, no, they did that, and with that
first name, I didn't need.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
A middle name. Okay, well, beautiful name. What's up Jamie?
Speaker 7 (06:26):
Hi, Hi, guys, first time, long time.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I like the name Jamie.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
My name is Jamie And I've been going to the
same nail Falon since I was young and in high school,
and they started calling me Emily, but I never had
the curse to crass them. And then years later I
got married and all my bride meets we went to
get meany cures and pedicures, and I had to tell
them that they're going to call me Emily when we
walk in, and we're just gonna roll with it. We're
just going to pretend like my name is Emily, and
(06:56):
I am much older now and I still go by Emily.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
It's great funny.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
The funniest is it's a mail salon, because that does
not surprise me at all.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
That's so great.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Uh, what's up, Alexandria is on with us?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
What's up, Alexandria?
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
My first job post grad, we got.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
A new hire and he could not remember my name,
and he kept telling other people and myself. He goes,
you really just look like a Jennifer. So he called
me Jennifer because he thought that was my name. But
then a few weeks after that, I got an email
from a client where my email literally said Alexandra all
over it, and she started calling me Jennifer via email.
All of a sudden, my entire office called me Jennifer
(07:38):
for literally months.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
There was a guy that was here at the radio station.
His name was Brendan. I called him Brandon until it
is funny though, you all of a sudden, you just
you know, okay, all right, I keep screwing this whole
thing up. I love the people that it doesn't make
any sense at all, Like, I don't understand Jayden, how
do you how do they get Georgia of Jayden Jayden.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
No, I worked with a guy whose name I thought
was George for two years, and I come to find
out his name is Jorge, and I go, why would
you not tell me that your real name is Jorge?
And he goes, Honey, I don't care what you call
me as long as you were talking to me.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Oh, but don't you feel so much shame?
Speaker 7 (08:27):
Yes, I felt so bad.
Speaker 8 (08:29):
And now he walks by. I'll still call him George.
I just can't.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
He's like you, you must be cute, So okay, you
get that's pretty positive that cute women can get her
away with everything right there.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Thanks for the call.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Shout out to all the kids who could never find
their name on a sun your keys, Shane or license plate?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
What's your name?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
That is?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Good luck with that one, sports, It's Mojo in the Morning.
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