Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the morning. So I
have a wedding next weekend for friend of ours, very
good friend of ours, Jamie's getting married. We're very excited
for Jamie Kkos. She's getting married. And Chelsea are going
to the wedding and she told me, she goes, do
you have a suit to wear? And I'm like, I
don't have a suit that fits me because I lost
some weight. I've got a bigger suit, but I need
(00:21):
a small So Chelsea says, well, you should go out
and get a suit. So I went out to go
to uh, Nordstrum's to go get a suit. Okay, not
nor Strums, isn't it? Is it with an Essa? I
don't know how it is with end No, it's not
like Kroger's and Ford's.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I love it so much, say it.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
So I go to Nordstrom and I go to get
a suit because everybody, my guy friends are like, yeah,
you can go get a decent suit.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
There, you know, for for you know, uh, you know whatever.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
So I go in there to go try a suit on,
and this lady is helping me. All right, what has
happened to Nordstrum That used to be like the go to.
It used to have closed, They used to have great,
you know, selections, they used to have everything. Now it's
everything is about shipping, and everything's about drive up windows
and all this stuff. Like it's not it's no longer
like what it used to be. And so this lady
(01:12):
comes to help me, and they've got a great selection
of suits. She pulls out my size in a suit
and I try the jacket on, and the jacket was great.
I look really good in this jacket. I was like,
oh my god, I look really good. The problem with
men's suits is something that you guys don't understand, ladies.
Men's suits, the tops are always great, the bottoms look
(01:32):
like clown pants, like the guys where the guy's dick
goes basically.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Where the guy's wiener goes.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
It's they're always like long crotches and stuff like that.
They want you to pull pull the thing basically up
to your teets and you know, wear I'm like an
old man. They don't have it. It's not like low
rise like jeans are where they and they're comfortable and stuff.
So I try on the pants and the pants look horrible.
All right, I have the jacking on and the lady's like, well,
that's okay, don't worry about it. This lady's gonna come out,
(02:04):
you know, and she's gonna tailor the whole thing for you.
So the tailor comes out, and you know, the tailors
are always I don't even know Italian or something.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
They've got like an accent or something.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
She comes walking out and she's got her little like
iPad with pins on this thing, and she's gonna like
mark it with chalk and do all this stuff. And
she looks at the pants and she goes, okay, how
do you want your length? And she's like showing me
the length and the thing. And I said to her, well, here,
I want the length like the you know this. I
want it to be up a little bit, but not
too much. I'm not like, you know, fashion fashionable like
(02:37):
Shannon's husband that can wear like the Flood's looking ones
like I got to have them a little bit longer.
I don't want them showing my sock. And I said,
and I want you to pull in the legs. I
want you to take the crotch, heir, because I have
a very small penis, and I want you to, you know,
pull it up like I want them to make it
look like ge.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
She goes, do you want them to make them look
like they FI?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
She goes, I can't do that. And I said to her,
I go, what do you mean you can't do that?
She goes, I can't do that. I can't do that.
This is North from We don't do this stuff like.
She's like, you know, yelling at me, like telling me
she can't do the thing. And I'm like, what do
you mean you can't do that? And she You're a tailor,
this is what your your profession is. You can work magic.
You're like a master. This is gonna. I said to her,
I go, you, when I show you pictures of what
(03:19):
I look like, I will tag you in him. You're
gonna make me look so good. I can't do that.
I look over at the sales lady, this is no joke,
and she goes, I think the pants look fine.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
She wanted that sale.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
She wanted this sale so bad, just to like. And
then I said, but the pants look horrible, and she goes, well,
there's nothing. I cam sorry, there's nothing I can do
with but I think it's fine. I think you should
get it. And you know, see what you think I'm like,
I'm gonna go to Jamie's wedding and they're gonna be like, hey,
look at him, he looks great from the waist up.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I mean, I.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Can't understand when salespeople like, very clearly something that.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
You try on, yeah, is so bad.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
And a lot of times, like all come out of
a dressing room at the mall and and ask for
something different or different size, and they're like, no, no, no, no,
that looks so great.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I'm like, it looks hideous. It's horrible.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
You so much more appreciative and trusting if you said, Okay,
those jeans are not for you. Your five feet tall
don't look good. Let me go find you something different.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Salesperson, Is that honest? I'll buy a job now. I
trust you.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Do you feel like because I think suits in particular,
we're going through a time in fashion where bigger is
better in some regards, where that baggy look has now returned.
Was it like that's like a violence she was trying
to make, Cavin in you could fit a family of
five in my pants. I'm telling you you could have
had mom, dad, and all the people that are on
(04:48):
the back window of that many You know.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
It was.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
It was horrible. I'm telling you if I wore this suit,
I would I would be in Oakland, CA. My suit
sides would be in Macomb. It was so bad.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You put your sorry, I'm sorry, go ahead. I was
gonna say.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
You know those like gend Crack commercials where you put
your thumb on the waist it.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
You know what it looked like.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
It looked like the pants that you see the guy
doing the before exactly.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
This is how much I got lost.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
We got suits, and I should know this because West
has bought a ton of suits.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
But do you do? You have to buy both pieces together.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
With with the suits at the store, well, the suits
at the store when you pull them off the rack.
This was a this was a Peter Mallar suit. You
grab the Peter Malar suit. It had comes with the
bottoms and unfortunately the bottoms are never the size that
you are on the.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Bottom, so you have to buy them together.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yes, they have different they have some brands, like I
think some of the styles have it where you can
kind of grab like a coat and grab pants and
then sometimes you're screwed because somebody grabbed your pants size
or whatever the deal is. I think I need to
know where to buy a suit. Basically, somebody needs telling
me wear to buy a suit, because, honestly, I'm telling
you something right now. I'm a week out from this thing,
and I'm at a point right now where I literally
(06:07):
might show up wearing, honestly, my suit that I wore
when when I was, you know, six seventy pounds sixty
seventy pounds heavier. Do you know, guys, they looked way
better than a brand new suit. Buying a brand new
suit and they're not cheap. Do you have to buy
a full suit? Or can you buy the suit jacket
you liked and then go with a different pants. I
looked so good in that jacket too, I was so
(06:28):
passed grabbed a jacket, you could, guy, I want what
I wanted to do is I wanted to just like
see if I can sneak it out of it. By the way,
the sales lady, they'll say, I wanted to grab this jet,
buy the jacket, but grab the pants of pant pair
of pants that would have fit me and put it
in there so and see if they didn't catch it.
But the sales lady took off on me like she
(06:48):
like ran out when she realized I was so unhappy
and I wasn't gonna buy it.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
She was like, I'm out of here. I'll see it later.
We're going.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
But I used to love that store. I what happened
to Maria? What's up?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Mojo?
Speaker 5 (07:01):
So the Men's Warehouse, they really have the best suits
and they fit you. They fit them for you. They
will tailor them for you, the pants jacket. If the
suit doesn't, they'll do everything for you.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I need help, I need help. Thank you. That's I
appreciate you work there or do you just have.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
No I swear I don't work there. Just my husband,
Like I said, my husband has a problem. He will
not vote to north Strum because he's the big eye.
He's like, you think they're too.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Tight on me.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
I can't fit in them, and we go to Men's
Wearhouse and they.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Have awesome suits. Okay, all right, thank you for the advice.
I appreciate. What's up? Justin's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Hey, good morning, are you guys good?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
What's going on?
Speaker 6 (07:47):
I have a recommendation for a tailor in oak Park
that will make a suit for you for like two
and fifty bucks.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
So it's fine say that everybody keeps telling me there's
this tailor and he's an oak Park.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
But I wonder if it's the same tailor. What's the
tailor's name.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Uh, it's Marcus ware and Taylor, it's it's at like
I think ten or eleven and and uh Coolidge. And
there's a lot of tailor there's a lot of tailors
in oak Park. There's a big Jewish community over.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
There is that where all the Taylors work.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
It's everybody says, when and I talked to people, did
you about so and so? And he's an oak Park?
And it's always a different name. So that's interesting. So Marcus,
what are you saying, Marcus, Marcus ware bro say here,
make you make two ft? Do you remember the you
remember the place in Windsor It was Freed's in Windsor.
They just do commercials on on w DFN and it
(08:38):
would be like five for No.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Two. What's up Kimberly High?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Hey, I would suggest Hugo Boss at Somerst not have
the old man luck.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Okay, I don't know if I can fit. I'm still
a little bit of weight off from a Hugo Boss.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I think I'm oh, I think.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
You could fit.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I think you could do it. Yeah, I don't know.
I appreciate that. That's a great advice.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Suits the store that you wear the golf.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
So they do they and I have a jacket from them,
and I have a pair of pants. It just may
not be dressed up enough. This is a Keldan wedding,
I'm going to I mean, this is like a very
nice wedding, and uh well, no, I gotta wear a
nice suit though, I gotta have like a nice one.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Gets you a nice fire jackie and just got a
random pair of black slacks.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
That that's what I was wondering, you know, Leslie, what
were you going to say?
Speaker 6 (09:33):
I was going to tell you get your dance moves
right because you're going to be looking like mc hammer
And those can't Is.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
That coming back because everything seems like it comes back in.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Style and those are horrible.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
And my wife Chelsea wear jeans that literally you could
fit family as a five in these things you guys wear.
The bottoms are so crazy, big I should get those pants.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
To show you, guys. They were so ridiculous. And she's like, hey,
look good on you.
All right, it is Mojo in the morning. So I
have a wedding next weekend for friend of ours, very
good friend of ours, Jamie's getting married. We're very excited
for Jamie Kkos. She's getting married. And Chelsea are going
to the wedding and she told me, she goes, do
you have a suit to wear? And I'm like, I
don't have a suit that fits me because I lost
some weight. I've got a bigger suit, but I need
(00:21):
a small So Chelsea says, well, you should go out
and get a suit. So I went out to go
to uh, Nordstrum's to go get a suit. Okay, not
nor Strums, isn't it? Is it with an Essa? I
don't know how it is with end No, it's not
like Kroger's and Ford's.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I love it so much, say it.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
So I go to Nordstrom and I go to get
a suit because everybody, my guy friends are like, yeah,
you can go get a decent suit.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
There, you know, for for you know, uh, you know whatever.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
So I go in there to go try a suit on,
and this lady is helping me. All right, what has
happened to Nordstrum That used to be like the go to.
It used to have closed, They used to have great,
you know, selections, they used to have everything. Now it's
everything is about shipping, and everything's about drive up windows
and all this stuff. Like it's not it's no longer
like what it used to be. And so this lady
(01:12):
comes to help me, and they've got a great selection
of suits. She pulls out my size in a suit
and I try the jacket on, and the jacket was great.
I look really good in this jacket. I was like,
oh my god, I look really good. The problem with
men's suits is something that you guys don't understand, ladies.
Men's suits, the tops are always great, the bottoms look
(01:32):
like clown pants, like the guys where the guy's dick
goes basically.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Where the guy's wiener goes.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
It's they're always like long crotches and stuff like that.
They want you to pull pull the thing basically up
to your teets and you know, wear I'm like an
old man. They don't have it. It's not like low
rise like jeans are where they and they're comfortable and stuff.
So I try on the pants and the pants look horrible.
All right, I have the jacking on and the lady's like, well,
that's okay, don't worry about it. This lady's gonna come out,
(02:04):
you know, and she's gonna tailor the whole thing for you.
So the tailor comes out, and you know, the tailors
are always I don't even know Italian or something.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
They've got like an accent or something.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
She comes walking out and she's got her little like
iPad with pins on this thing, and she's gonna like
mark it with chalk and do all this stuff. And
she looks at the pants and she goes, okay, how
do you want your length? And she's like showing me
the length and the thing. And I said to her, well, here,
I want the length like the you know this. I
want it to be up a little bit, but not
too much. I'm not like, you know, fashion fashionable like
(02:37):
Shannon's husband that can wear like the Flood's looking ones
like I got to have them a little bit longer.
I don't want them showing my sock. And I said,
and I want you to pull in the legs. I
want you to take the crotch, heir, because I have
a very small penis, and I want you to, you know,
pull it up like I want them to make it
look like ge.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
She goes, do you want them to make them look
like they FI?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
She goes, I can't do that. And I said to her,
I go, what do you mean you can't do that?
She goes, I can't do that. I can't do that.
This is North from We don't do this stuff like.
She's like, you know, yelling at me, like telling me
she can't do the thing. And I'm like, what do
you mean you can't do that? And she You're a tailor,
this is what your your profession is. You can work magic.
You're like a master. This is gonna. I said to her,
I go, you, when I show you pictures of what
(03:19):
I look like, I will tag you in him. You're
gonna make me look so good. I can't do that.
I look over at the sales lady, this is no joke,
and she goes, I think the pants look fine.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
She wanted that sale.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
She wanted this sale so bad, just to like. And
then I said, but the pants look horrible, and she goes, well,
there's nothing. I cam sorry, there's nothing I can do
with but I think it's fine. I think you should
get it. And you know, see what you think I'm like,
I'm gonna go to Jamie's wedding and they're gonna be like, hey,
look at him, he looks great from the waist up.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I mean, I.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Can't understand when salespeople like, very clearly something that.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
You try on, yeah, is so bad.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
And a lot of times, like all come out of
a dressing room at the mall and and ask for
something different or different size, and they're like, no, no, no, no,
that looks so great.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I'm like, it looks hideous. It's horrible.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
You so much more appreciative and trusting if you said, Okay,
those jeans are not for you. Your five feet tall
don't look good. Let me go find you something different.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Salesperson, Is that honest? I'll buy a job now. I
trust you.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Do you feel like because I think suits in particular,
we're going through a time in fashion where bigger is
better in some regards, where that baggy look has now returned.
Was it like that's like a violence she was trying
to make, Cavin in you could fit a family of
five in my pants. I'm telling you you could have
had mom, dad, and all the people that are on
(04:48):
the back window of that many You know.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
It was.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
It was horrible. I'm telling you if I wore this suit,
I would I would be in Oakland, CA. My suit
sides would be in Macomb. It was so bad.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You put your sorry, I'm sorry, go ahead. I was
gonna say.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
You know those like gend Crack commercials where you put
your thumb on the waist it.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
You know what it looked like.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
It looked like the pants that you see the guy
doing the before exactly.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
This is how much I got lost.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
We got suits, and I should know this because West
has bought a ton of suits.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
But do you do? You have to buy both pieces together.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
With with the suits at the store, well, the suits
at the store when you pull them off the rack.
This was a this was a Peter Mallar suit. You
grab the Peter Malar suit. It had comes with the
bottoms and unfortunately the bottoms are never the size that
you are on the.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Bottom, so you have to buy them together.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yes, they have different they have some brands, like I
think some of the styles have it where you can
kind of grab like a coat and grab pants and
then sometimes you're screwed because somebody grabbed your pants size
or whatever the deal is. I think I need to
know where to buy a suit. Basically, somebody needs telling
me wear to buy a suit, because, honestly, I'm telling
you something right now. I'm a week out from this thing,
and I'm at a point right now where I literally
(06:07):
might show up wearing, honestly, my suit that I wore
when when I was, you know, six seventy pounds sixty
seventy pounds heavier. Do you know, guys, they looked way
better than a brand new suit. Buying a brand new
suit and they're not cheap. Do you have to buy
a full suit? Or can you buy the suit jacket
you liked and then go with a different pants. I
looked so good in that jacket too, I was so
(06:28):
passed grabbed a jacket, you could, guy, I want what
I wanted to do is I wanted to just like
see if I can sneak it out of it. By the way,
the sales lady, they'll say, I wanted to grab this jet,
buy the jacket, but grab the pants of pant pair
of pants that would have fit me and put it
in there so and see if they didn't catch it.
But the sales lady took off on me like she
(06:48):
like ran out when she realized I was so unhappy
and I wasn't gonna buy it.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
She was like, I'm out of here. I'll see it later.
We're going.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
But I used to love that store. I what happened
to Maria? What's up?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Mojo?
Speaker 5 (07:01):
So the Men's Warehouse, they really have the best suits
and they fit you. They fit them for you. They
will tailor them for you, the pants jacket. If the
suit doesn't, they'll do everything for you.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I need help, I need help. Thank you. That's I
appreciate you work there or do you just have.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
No I swear I don't work there. Just my husband,
Like I said, my husband has a problem. He will
not vote to north Strum because he's the big eye.
He's like, you think they're too.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Tight on me.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
I can't fit in them, and we go to Men's
Wearhouse and they.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Have awesome suits. Okay, all right, thank you for the advice.
I appreciate. What's up? Justin's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Hey, good morning, are you guys good?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
What's going on?
Speaker 6 (07:47):
I have a recommendation for a tailor in oak Park
that will make a suit for you for like two
and fifty bucks.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
So it's fine say that everybody keeps telling me there's
this tailor and he's an oak Park.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
But I wonder if it's the same tailor. What's the
tailor's name.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Uh, it's Marcus ware and Taylor, it's it's at like
I think ten or eleven and and uh Coolidge. And
there's a lot of tailor there's a lot of tailors
in oak Park. There's a big Jewish community over.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
There is that where all the Taylors work.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
It's everybody says, when and I talked to people, did
you about so and so? And he's an oak Park?
And it's always a different name. So that's interesting. So Marcus,
what are you saying, Marcus, Marcus ware bro say here,
make you make two ft? Do you remember the you
remember the place in Windsor It was Freed's in Windsor.
They just do commercials on on w DFN and it
(08:38):
would be like five for No.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Two. What's up Kimberly High?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Hey, I would suggest Hugo Boss at Somerst not have
the old man luck.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Okay, I don't know if I can fit. I'm still
a little bit of weight off from a Hugo Boss.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I think I'm oh, I think.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
You could fit.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I think you could do it. Yeah, I don't know.
I appreciate that. That's a great advice.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Suits the store that you wear the golf.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
So they do they and I have a jacket from them,
and I have a pair of pants. It just may
not be dressed up enough. This is a Keldan wedding,
I'm going to I mean, this is like a very
nice wedding, and uh well, no, I gotta wear a
nice suit though, I gotta have like a nice one.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Gets you a nice fire jackie and just got a
random pair of black slacks.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
That that's what I was wondering, you know, Leslie, what
were you going to say?
Speaker 6 (09:33):
I was going to tell you get your dance moves
right because you're going to be looking like mc hammer
And those can't Is.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
That coming back because everything seems like it comes back in.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Style and those are horrible.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
And my wife Chelsea wear jeans that literally you could
fit family as a five in these things you guys wear.
The bottoms are so crazy, big I should get those pants.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
To show you, guys. They were so ridiculous. And she's like, hey,
look good on you.
Popular Podcasts
The Breakfast Club
The World's Most Dangerous Morning Show, The Breakfast Club, With DJ Envy And Charlamagne Tha God!
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
Decisions, Decisions
Welcome to "Decisions, Decisions," the podcast where boundaries are pushed, and conversations get candid! Join your favorite hosts, Mandii B and WeezyWTF, as they dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often-taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love. Every Monday, Mandii and Weezy invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. With a blend of humor, vulnerability, and authenticity, they share their personal journeys navigating their 30s, tackling the complexities of modern relationships, and engaging in thought-provoking discussions that challenge societal expectations. From groundbreaking interviews with diverse guests to relatable stories that resonate with your experiences, "Decisions, Decisions" is your go-to source for open dialogue about what it truly means to love and connect in today's world. Get ready to reshape your understanding of relationships and embrace the freedom of authentic connections—tune in and join the conversation!