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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, is Mojo in the morning, Shannon, what caused
the accident?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
My god, you guys yesterday did you go out? I
wanted to spend the entire day outside yesterday because I
thought it was such a beautiful day. And so Wes
and Loose and Smith and I decided that we were
gonna bike to like a little neighborhood spot for dinner
and then bike home. And on the way home, and
mind you, an important part of this story is Smith
(00:26):
and I now wear the same size of shoes. Actually,
he is a half a size bigger than me, so
he stole the brand new crocks that I bought for
myself and was wearing those last night to dinner. I
know he's in first grade and he has a bigger
foot than me, And yes, he stole my crocks, but
that's what he was wearing on his bike. And on
(00:47):
our way home, we have to bike down a hill
in my neighborhood to get back to my house, and
he was, of course going really fast, and somehow his
crock got stuck in the wheel of his bike. Full
the shoe folded in half obviously stopped his bike. He
tumbled over the handlebars completely flipped the poor kid. Thankfully,
(01:08):
somehow he landed okay, gashed his leg. But I mean
when I saw this, I thought we were going to
the hospital for sure. But the crock was totally wrecked
and lodged in the wheel of the bike, and I thought,
he's okay. So I can make this a topic. But
what caused the accident.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Oh man?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Whether it be a bike, a scooter, a car. But
sometimes it's those random things that are so dangerous.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
My crocks that Connor and Andrea Hellabuck bought for me
almost got me killed in my car. I push I
was pushing my brake and by the way, Connor, congratulations
to the Winnipeg Jets, although I think they might have
lost last night. He's the goalie for the Winnipeg Jets.
I pressed the brake on my car and Chelsea goes,
aren't you gonna stop? Aren't you gonna stop? I'm trying
(01:55):
to stop. My crock came down first, started coming off
my foot and put my pulled my foot off of
the break.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Crocs are sogers.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
And I'll tell you something last night, Crocks said to Smith,
and he was like, Buddy, I ever reminded you of this? Before,
no crocks when you're riding your bike or on the scooter,
because so they really are so dangerous.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Let's do this.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Can we focus on this instead of saying, focused on
what almost killed you. I think that if we focused
on just crocks alone, we would get a million calls
where people almost killed by crocks.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
No, you don't, don't do it.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
He's so serious, because you know why, I a hypocrite
because you for years made fun of Crocs and I know.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
But then I came back and said, it's like they
are very comfortable.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
When I did the Jeep wave after I bought a
jeep and I made fun of gave me the biggest crap.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
I will say, though, Crocs has come out with these
wedge sandals that don't look like Crocs that are pretty cute.
But like if your crocs have holes in them and
you get a weird spotted tan in the summer, like, yeah, its.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Like bugs are on your feet. The croc look.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Eight four Furjo live eight four four six six five
six five four eight. By the way, look at this
texture here seven three four goes Shinnon wears Crocs.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I like that. Let's see that.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Well, I did until they were so late.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
It's a commercial for Crocs right now, you've now hipped
up Crocs a little bit no longer? Is it just
Meghan's dad Scott wearing crocks? What's going on?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
To call Hi Hi? Hi? Almost killed by crocks?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yes, my husband was picking up my wedding ring. Well,
he was my fiance at the time, picking out my
wedding ring from my mom's house.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Fell on his front porch, on her front porch in
his crocs.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Broke his arm, oh Italian, Yeah, yeah, which I found
out later and he was like, yeah, remember when I
broke my arm, I was picking up your ring.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Do they have a disclaimer on the crocs? A little
tag that you cut off with for Paris scissors?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I don't believe they do sport mode.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
By the way, the little piece of whatever that plastic
is that they put tags on that thing almost cuts
me every single time I try to rip it off
with just my fingers.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
You ever have that happen yet?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I use scissors.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
You do use the scissors all the time. You're smart,
of course you do. You're a smart crack wearer. What's
going on?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Joel? Hey, guys, hey, first time, long time. All these
new listeners were going.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Out, so I just had a comment. Man, like, you know,
I understand the crock getting caught, but we used to
do it on purpose. You used to throw sticks.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Between your spokes Yes, in my and our friends spokes man,
you guys remember that, like it was it was funny
to wash them tull all over.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Did you ever did you ever take plane cards? Put
the plane cards in there so it sounded like a.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Motorcycle that it's not like a motorcycle or a paper
cup or paper cup. What's up, Cavin?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Not you, but this Cavin, Yes, this Kevin calling him
from Connecticut?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Well, you guys, yeah, I mean it was just funny.
You guys are talking about how he's talk But the
crops almost killed on you guys, but they have saved
my life. What something better coming home and throwing those
things on with some sore feet, you know how I
wish they.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Are come on, Yeah, I know they're definitely comfortable. I
like him for going to take the dogs out. I
don't have to like put shoes on, you know, it's
like quick slippings. Per By the way, Connecticut has good
work out.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Every single day. If I didn't fear getting beat up
or you know, getting my lunch money.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Connecticut has good sounding phones. You here, how good his
phone sounds sounds like you're calling from your computer or something.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I love that. What's up, Austin? How you doing.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Good?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
You good? What's now? That's a good old fashioned trade?
What's that? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Oh? Well? I was telling calling to tell you guys
about my son. He we was going to the park
here In was on and we was going to ride
his bikes and go for a little walk. He had
his crocks on. Well I just pulled him to slow down,
and his crocket get stuck to his shoe and he
like beard off the path and crashed right into the craig.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Into the No. I no, hang up, there is no
iron creek. Uh, what's what's up? Taylor?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
So well?
Speaker 6 (06:27):
This Nancy actually?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
But white Way. How did Nancy and Taylor.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Get mixed up?
Speaker 6 (06:33):
I don't know. I think because my daughter called him
before and they.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Said, oh, yes, is your daughter's name Taylor?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah it is, okay, he saves name.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Before about getting suspended from school. So she did the
poke and whatever it's called.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was her name.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
So when I was younger, it was the day We're
getting right and made for Florida. So my Mom's like, go,
you know, ride your bike whatever. And I was wearing
those I don't know if you remember the doctor's shouls.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
They look like oh yeah, oh my gosh, with a
little buckle doctor shoulder.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Yeah, they were cute foot or buy your toes. So
I had those on. Somehow I was riding my bike,
it got lodged underneath the pedal and I slipped over
the top of my bike and I broke my jaw.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Oh my god, can you sue the doctor for that?
That's crazy?
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Yeah, really I should have it's it's bought. My my
jaw was wired shut the whole time, oh man. And
I was crying because they were making my favorite foods.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
And there's a there's a version of a Nike and
I don't know what it's called. Maybe it's an Ultra
Boos or something like that. That I bought a pair,
and every time I would wear them, my ankle would
twist like I would like as I was walking, my
ankle go, it would twist all the time. You ever
had that, like where.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
The speakers are like knit there's no ye's.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Side or anything like that, and it's crazy that you're
wearing the thing for protectiveness of your feet and it's hurting.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Brian. Are you there?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Good morning morning?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
So listen? True story. Two years ago I was in
BG actually for that huge soccer tournament that we do
every year and my son. It was our third year,
and I said, listen, I said, let's not go to
the er this year because the last three years we've
had to go to the er after these games for him. Well,
I took a step in my lovely crocs and down
(08:34):
I went, broke my wrists, broke my forearm, dislocated my elbow,
and cracked three ribs.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
As I'm telling you, we got a class action lawsuit
is starting with Smith and ending with Brian on this one.
We're suing those bastards. Absolutely, that's great. But you know what, though,
you probably put him back on after you got your
cast put on because you loved him so much, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah,
All right, is Mojo in the morning, Shannon, what caused
the accident?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
My god, you guys yesterday did you go out? I
wanted to spend the entire day outside yesterday because I
thought it was such a beautiful day. And so Wes
and Loose and Smith and I decided that we were
gonna bike to like a little neighborhood spot for dinner
and then bike home. And on the way home, and
mind you, an important part of this story is Smith
(00:26):
and I now wear the same size of shoes. Actually,
he is a half a size bigger than me, so
he stole the brand new crocks that I bought for
myself and was wearing those last night to dinner. I
know he's in first grade and he has a bigger
foot than me, And yes, he stole my crocks, but
that's what he was wearing on his bike. And on
(00:47):
our way home, we have to bike down a hill
in my neighborhood to get back to my house, and
he was, of course going really fast, and somehow his
crock got stuck in the wheel of his bike. Full
the shoe folded in half obviously stopped his bike. He
tumbled over the handlebars completely flipped the poor kid. Thankfully,
(01:08):
somehow he landed okay, gashed his leg. But I mean
when I saw this, I thought we were going to
the hospital for sure. But the crock was totally wrecked
and lodged in the wheel of the bike, and I thought,
he's okay. So I can make this a topic. But
what caused the accident.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Oh man?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Whether it be a bike, a scooter, a car. But
sometimes it's those random things that are so dangerous.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
My crocks that Connor and Andrea Hellabuck bought for me
almost got me killed in my car. I push I
was pushing my brake and by the way, Connor, congratulations
to the Winnipeg Jets, although I think they might have
lost last night. He's the goalie for the Winnipeg Jets.
I pressed the brake on my car and Chelsea goes,
aren't you gonna stop? Aren't you gonna stop? I'm trying
(01:55):
to stop. My crock came down first, started coming off
my foot and put my pulled my foot off of
the break.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Crocs are sogers.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
And I'll tell you something last night, Crocks said to Smith,
and he was like, Buddy, I ever reminded you of this? Before,
no crocks when you're riding your bike or on the scooter,
because so they really are so dangerous.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Let's do this.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Can we focus on this instead of saying, focused on
what almost killed you. I think that if we focused
on just crocks alone, we would get a million calls
where people almost killed by crocks.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
No, you don't, don't do it.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
He's so serious, because you know why, I a hypocrite
because you for years made fun of Crocs and I know.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
But then I came back and said, it's like they
are very comfortable.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
When I did the Jeep wave after I bought a
jeep and I made fun of gave me the biggest crap.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
I will say, though, Crocs has come out with these
wedge sandals that don't look like Crocs that are pretty cute.
But like if your crocs have holes in them and
you get a weird spotted tan in the summer, like, yeah, its.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Like bugs are on your feet. The croc look.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Eight four Furjo live eight four four six six five
six five four eight. By the way, look at this
texture here seven three four goes Shinnon wears Crocs.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I like that. Let's see that.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Well, I did until they were so late.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
It's a commercial for Crocs right now, you've now hipped
up Crocs a little bit no longer? Is it just
Meghan's dad Scott wearing crocks? What's going on?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
To call Hi Hi? Hi? Almost killed by crocks?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yes, my husband was picking up my wedding ring. Well,
he was my fiance at the time, picking out my
wedding ring from my mom's house.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Fell on his front porch, on her front porch in
his crocs.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Broke his arm, oh Italian, Yeah, yeah, which I found
out later and he was like, yeah, remember when I
broke my arm, I was picking up your ring.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Do they have a disclaimer on the crocs? A little
tag that you cut off with for Paris scissors?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I don't believe they do sport mode.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
By the way, the little piece of whatever that plastic
is that they put tags on that thing almost cuts
me every single time I try to rip it off
with just my fingers.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
You ever have that happen yet?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I use scissors.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
You do use the scissors all the time. You're smart,
of course you do. You're a smart crack wearer. What's
going on?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Joel? Hey, guys, hey, first time, long time. All these
new listeners were going.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Out, so I just had a comment. Man, like, you know,
I understand the crock getting caught, but we used to
do it on purpose. You used to throw sticks.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Between your spokes Yes, in my and our friends spokes man,
you guys remember that, like it was it was funny
to wash them tull all over.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Did you ever did you ever take plane cards? Put
the plane cards in there so it sounded like a.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Motorcycle that it's not like a motorcycle or a paper
cup or paper cup. What's up, Cavin?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Not you, but this Cavin, Yes, this Kevin calling him
from Connecticut?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Well, you guys, yeah, I mean it was just funny.
You guys are talking about how he's talk But the
crops almost killed on you guys, but they have saved
my life. What something better coming home and throwing those
things on with some sore feet, you know how I
wish they.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Are come on, Yeah, I know they're definitely comfortable. I
like him for going to take the dogs out. I
don't have to like put shoes on, you know, it's
like quick slippings. Per By the way, Connecticut has good
work out.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Every single day. If I didn't fear getting beat up
or you know, getting my lunch money.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Connecticut has good sounding phones. You here, how good his
phone sounds sounds like you're calling from your computer or something.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I love that. What's up, Austin? How you doing.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Good?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
You good? What's now? That's a good old fashioned trade?
What's that? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Oh? Well? I was telling calling to tell you guys
about my son. He we was going to the park
here In was on and we was going to ride
his bikes and go for a little walk. He had
his crocks on. Well I just pulled him to slow down,
and his crocket get stuck to his shoe and he
like beard off the path and crashed right into the craig.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Into the No. I no, hang up, there is no
iron creek. Uh, what's what's up? Taylor?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
So well?
Speaker 6 (06:27):
This Nancy actually?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
But white Way. How did Nancy and Taylor.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Get mixed up?
Speaker 6 (06:33):
I don't know. I think because my daughter called him
before and they.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Said, oh, yes, is your daughter's name Taylor?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah it is, okay, he saves name.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Before about getting suspended from school. So she did the
poke and whatever it's called.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was her name.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
So when I was younger, it was the day We're
getting right and made for Florida. So my Mom's like, go,
you know, ride your bike whatever. And I was wearing
those I don't know if you remember the doctor's shouls.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
They look like oh yeah, oh my gosh, with a
little buckle doctor shoulder.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Yeah, they were cute foot or buy your toes. So
I had those on. Somehow I was riding my bike,
it got lodged underneath the pedal and I slipped over
the top of my bike and I broke my jaw.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Oh my god, can you sue the doctor for that?
That's crazy?
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Yeah, really I should have it's it's bought. My my
jaw was wired shut the whole time, oh man. And
I was crying because they were making my favorite foods.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
And there's a there's a version of a Nike and
I don't know what it's called. Maybe it's an Ultra
Boos or something like that. That I bought a pair,
and every time I would wear them, my ankle would
twist like I would like as I was walking, my
ankle go, it would twist all the time. You ever
had that, like where.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
The speakers are like knit there's no ye's.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Side or anything like that, and it's crazy that you're
wearing the thing for protectiveness of your feet and it's hurting.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Brian. Are you there?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Good morning morning?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
So listen? True story. Two years ago I was in
BG actually for that huge soccer tournament that we do
every year and my son. It was our third year,
and I said, listen, I said, let's not go to
the er this year because the last three years we've
had to go to the er after these games for him. Well,
I took a step in my lovely crocs and down
(08:34):
I went, broke my wrists, broke my forearm, dislocated my elbow,
and cracked three ribs.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
As I'm telling you, we got a class action lawsuit
is starting with Smith and ending with Brian on this one.
We're suing those bastards. Absolutely, that's great. But you know what, though,
you probably put him back on after you got your
cast put on because you loved him so much, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah,
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