February 12, 2025 • 9 mins
On this weeks episode of the Slightly Messy Show Mike and Meaghan talk about how Mike took his kids to see Disney On Ice, but there was a little issue paying for parking....
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And well, fuck, I have a problem, Michael, and I
am so sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
That you faced part of it. There is one joy
of being single with no.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Kids, and it's I have no real responsibilities.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Go.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
This is the slightly Messy Show with Mike and Meghan.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
State means a messy show, Messy, messy Mike and Magan.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
It's a slightly messy show with.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Mike and Magan.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Bama bat Meghan. Mike on Instagram, TikTok all the things
that's me Yeah, Megan make from the Mojo in the
Morning Show. My name is Mike on air Mike Mike
Aguilar but nobody would even ever know how to spell that.
So just on air Mic on Instagram all those things
from the B ninety three Morning Show. How are you today, Megan?
(00:51):
It seems like a very busy day living the dream. Yeah, it's.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I just keep telling myself, deep breath, you're letting it go. Oh,
I'm a new zen person. I need weed back in
my life.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, that's a good move. I brought it into mine.
It's it's been next level.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
It is wrong to smoke weed at work, right.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I don't know the I don't know the policy on that.
I imagine smoking it.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yes, okay, but who's gonna know if it's just snukily sneakily, yeah, sneakily.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
What if it's like a vitamin. What if you have
to take it, you're prescribed to take it.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
It's just a my sower patch kids, My bad. I'm
so sorry. How did this happen?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I felt, you know what, I felt like I needed
the zen and the gummies this this last weekend, I
went to Disney and Ice and we got I got
you go into the parking ramp right, So I go
to Disney and Ice.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Loved Disney and Ice. It was incredible, had a great
time with the kids. Kids love it every time.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Is solid to Sebastian for the first time is he
just kept yelling Mickey, great time. But when you go
to any event, you I don't know if it's I
think that's like.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
This at all parking rams.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
But you can either hit the button when you're going
to get in and they it just the machine gives
you a ticket, or there's attendant there who will hand
you a ticket, but you've already prepaid.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
But yeah, either way, you have to hold the ticket.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
And I don't know how, but I lost the damn
ticket at some point I know, and so I am
going to leave.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
And after every single.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Show, there's always lines of people trying to get out
of there. And so I am digging as I pull
out of this parking ram, I'm digging through my pockets.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
My coat.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I get out of my car and I look under
my seat and all these cars are lined up behind me.
So I'm in like full panic mode. And this lady
thinks that. She goes, well, you did you already pay
or did you push the button?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
And I had paid. I paid the I think it
was like fifteen twenty.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Bucks, respectable man.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I paid in advance.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I don't like doing the ticket thing afterwards because there's
always a you always gotta wait. So I was just
going to scan it and walk or leave. Well, I
could not find it, and she did not believe that I, uh,
that I actually purchased one. She goes, well, are you sure,
and yeah, yeah, I'm sure. She goes hmm okay, and
she closes her little window. She gets on it a
(03:13):
little walkie talkie and she goes, well, he says.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
He paid, so let's open the gate.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
And so I was like, I paid, I paid, I
paid so I get home and I find that fucking ticket.
I'm not joking, I'm not exaggerating. I realized comedy benefits
from hyperbole. That's not what this is right now. This
is I drove back to the goddamn thing and I
showed her.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I said she had laced it up, bitch like through
it now.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I just I drove up and I was like, hey, uh,
just I don't want you to get in trouble or
anything like. I was totally just being a smart ass.
But I was like, here, I definitely paid, and she's like, oh, okay,
it was no big deal. I'm a bullshit. You made
it a big man. It was a I was in
full panic mode.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
The way that my chest was tight the last time
we spoke, says that was.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
A big deal.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
The way I thought, am I gonna have to double park?
Will I get a ticket? Or am I going to
get Oh what happened? I'm gonna lose it.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I just go.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
For what. HI don't no, I don't even know. Okay,
is it just restricting audience? That's weird.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
But I got a strike.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I didn't get it that. I don't know what that
you need some weed? Oh that's what it is.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Do you think that's what it was?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Yeah, don't talk about that. Yeah, don't do that.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Okay, I need to garden.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Oh yes, yes, yes, gotcha.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Bakeup is too expensive for the day that I am having.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
And I didn't even bring waterproof car.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
So we take a moment, take a.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
No, because we only have like two minutes left.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Okay, So things were wild at the parking Have you
ever thought about though, I'm just gonna pued.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
We're just gonna move on. We're just gonna power forward through. Sure,
I don't feel like this is the time we need
to power through.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
This is a big girl.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Okay, So have you ever been in a parking garage?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Nothing is wrong with my boys? Everything is fine. Have
you ever been in a parking garage?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Though?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
And he thought like, and are going to be like,
what is the worst that can happen if I just
drive through the arm of this thing?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Every day of my life, every day I wonder because
not not even it's like an intrusive thought, like I
just want to drive through that like I see it
in movies.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
What's the worst that could happen?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Truly?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
What are you going to tow my car because I
think at a certain point the topic on the air
becomes better that you towed my car for driving through
the arm of a parking garage.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I'll make more money at the end of the day,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Like, sometimes I think we have the joy of weighing
out like pros and cons and being like, well, I
might actually make more money if you do it, which
is a terrible way at looking at life. But yeah,
those situations always stress me out. Like nobody believes you.
I've never stolen anything in my entire life, but like, yes,
if I'm walking through a store and employee is following me,
(06:49):
I'm like, I swear.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
To God, go through my purse.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I swear to God.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
That's the worst is when they're following you in the
store and you know, like you can you can sense it. Eventually,
it's become unless you're like a teenage kid, you can
sense when somebody is following you. And I always want
to say something. I always just get loud about it,
like I'm always like, oh, look at this, Uh, I
don't know. I'll just say something loud and ridiculous to
(07:13):
show that I'm not stealing something.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
So that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
My brother knows what I get stocks out about this,
and I'll walk with everything because I know the cameras
are always honest, like everything in my God forbid, I
have to reach in my purse to like grab my
phone or like check to make sure I didn't drop
my keys somewhere, Like I'll show the cameras that I
didn't put anything in my purse.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
And he always does that ooh, she steal.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
It really loud, and I'm like, you, motherfucker.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
The worst two is when you accidentally steal something. You
ever walked out of a store and accidentally like left
something in the car and you're like, oh God, then
you have to make that decision. Well, the right thing
to do is bring it back, So I'm gonna bring
it back.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
But then you bring it back.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
And they look at you like you pair sunglasses over
the summer, like you just rob them, Madam.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
If I robbed.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
The the convenience store for a pair of sunglasses, then
why wouldn't I take the rest of the actual food
items that I need.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Why wouldn't I steal those?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
And why am I stealing a pair of off brand
ray bands?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
It's like, do you ever just want to be like
it's like a reward and.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Walk out with it, like some things are just my
good karma coming back to me because we always talk
about giving karma to other It's gonna come back, that's
it coming back.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Yeah, absolutely, But I know you gotta go there, you
gotta go.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
But if my kids were to ask me, I would
say that I have never ever, anytime I pushed out
a cart and I found something that was in it,
I always returned it.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Now you asked me, Mike, have you ever, Mike, have.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You ever returned or not returned the cart?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Or sometimes water shouldn't be you shouldn't have to pay
for water, and if it's in the bottom of the cart,
I've already gotten the bottle of water.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
This podcast, it is what it is.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
What is the piss and what is the cancer?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
We have no idea what that says about them, but
we're sure it's not good.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
It's a slightly missy show with Megan and Mine.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Love you, Love you have a better day.
And well, fuck, I have a problem, Michael, and I
am so sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
That you faced part of it. There is one joy
of being single with no.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Kids, and it's I have no real responsibilities.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Go.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
This is the slightly Messy Show with Mike and Meghan.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
State means a messy show, Messy, messy Mike and Magan.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
It's a slightly messy show with.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Mike and Magan.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Bama bat Meghan. Mike on Instagram, TikTok all the things
that's me Yeah, Megan make from the Mojo in the
Morning Show. My name is Mike on air Mike Mike
Aguilar but nobody would even ever know how to spell that.
So just on air Mic on Instagram all those things
from the B ninety three Morning Show. How are you today, Megan?
(00:51):
It seems like a very busy day living the dream. Yeah, it's.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I just keep telling myself, deep breath, you're letting it go. Oh,
I'm a new zen person. I need weed back in
my life.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, that's a good move. I brought it into mine.
It's it's been next level.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
It is wrong to smoke weed at work, right.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I don't know the I don't know the policy on that.
I imagine smoking it.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yes, okay, but who's gonna know if it's just snukily sneakily, yeah, sneakily.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
What if it's like a vitamin. What if you have
to take it, you're prescribed to take it.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
It's just a my sower patch kids, My bad. I'm
so sorry. How did this happen?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I felt, you know what, I felt like I needed
the zen and the gummies this this last weekend, I
went to Disney and Ice and we got I got
you go into the parking ramp right, So I go
to Disney and Ice.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Loved Disney and Ice. It was incredible, had a great
time with the kids. Kids love it every time.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Is solid to Sebastian for the first time is he
just kept yelling Mickey, great time. But when you go
to any event, you I don't know if it's I
think that's like.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
This at all parking rams.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
But you can either hit the button when you're going
to get in and they it just the machine gives
you a ticket, or there's attendant there who will hand
you a ticket, but you've already prepaid.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
But yeah, either way, you have to hold the ticket.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
And I don't know how, but I lost the damn
ticket at some point I know, and so I am
going to leave.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
And after every single.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Show, there's always lines of people trying to get out
of there. And so I am digging as I pull
out of this parking ram, I'm digging through my pockets.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
My coat.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I get out of my car and I look under
my seat and all these cars are lined up behind me.
So I'm in like full panic mode. And this lady
thinks that. She goes, well, you did you already pay
or did you push the button?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
And I had paid. I paid the I think it
was like fifteen twenty.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Bucks, respectable man.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I paid in advance.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I don't like doing the ticket thing afterwards because there's
always a you always gotta wait. So I was just
going to scan it and walk or leave. Well, I
could not find it, and she did not believe that I, uh,
that I actually purchased one. She goes, well, are you sure,
and yeah, yeah, I'm sure. She goes hmm okay, and
she closes her little window. She gets on it a
(03:13):
little walkie talkie and she goes, well, he says.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
He paid, so let's open the gate.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
And so I was like, I paid, I paid, I
paid so I get home and I find that fucking ticket.
I'm not joking, I'm not exaggerating. I realized comedy benefits
from hyperbole. That's not what this is right now. This
is I drove back to the goddamn thing and I
showed her.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I said she had laced it up, bitch like through
it now.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I just I drove up and I was like, hey, uh,
just I don't want you to get in trouble or
anything like. I was totally just being a smart ass.
But I was like, here, I definitely paid, and she's like, oh, okay,
it was no big deal. I'm a bullshit. You made
it a big man. It was a I was in
full panic mode.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
The way that my chest was tight the last time
we spoke, says that was.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
A big deal.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
The way I thought, am I gonna have to double park?
Will I get a ticket? Or am I going to
get Oh what happened? I'm gonna lose it.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I just go.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
For what. HI don't no, I don't even know. Okay,
is it just restricting audience? That's weird.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
But I got a strike.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I didn't get it that. I don't know what that
you need some weed? Oh that's what it is.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Do you think that's what it was?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Yeah, don't talk about that. Yeah, don't do that.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Okay, I need to garden.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Oh yes, yes, yes, gotcha.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Bakeup is too expensive for the day that I am having.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
And I didn't even bring waterproof car.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
So we take a moment, take a.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
No, because we only have like two minutes left.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Okay, So things were wild at the parking Have you
ever thought about though, I'm just gonna pued.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
We're just gonna move on. We're just gonna power forward through. Sure,
I don't feel like this is the time we need
to power through.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
This is a big girl.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Okay, So have you ever been in a parking garage?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Nothing is wrong with my boys? Everything is fine. Have
you ever been in a parking garage?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Though?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
And he thought like, and are going to be like,
what is the worst that can happen if I just
drive through the arm of this thing?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Every day of my life, every day I wonder because
not not even it's like an intrusive thought, like I
just want to drive through that like I see it
in movies.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
What's the worst that could happen?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Truly?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
What are you going to tow my car because I
think at a certain point the topic on the air
becomes better that you towed my car for driving through
the arm of a parking garage.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I'll make more money at the end of the day,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Like, sometimes I think we have the joy of weighing
out like pros and cons and being like, well, I
might actually make more money if you do it, which
is a terrible way at looking at life. But yeah,
those situations always stress me out. Like nobody believes you.
I've never stolen anything in my entire life, but like, yes,
if I'm walking through a store and employee is following me,
(06:49):
I'm like, I swear.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
To God, go through my purse.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I swear to God.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
That's the worst is when they're following you in the
store and you know, like you can you can sense it. Eventually,
it's become unless you're like a teenage kid, you can
sense when somebody is following you. And I always want
to say something. I always just get loud about it,
like I'm always like, oh, look at this, Uh, I
don't know. I'll just say something loud and ridiculous to
(07:13):
show that I'm not stealing something.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
So that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
My brother knows what I get stocks out about this,
and I'll walk with everything because I know the cameras
are always honest, like everything in my God forbid, I
have to reach in my purse to like grab my
phone or like check to make sure I didn't drop
my keys somewhere, Like I'll show the cameras that I
didn't put anything in my purse.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
And he always does that ooh, she steal.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
It really loud, and I'm like, you, motherfucker.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
The worst two is when you accidentally steal something. You
ever walked out of a store and accidentally like left
something in the car and you're like, oh God, then
you have to make that decision. Well, the right thing
to do is bring it back, So I'm gonna bring
it back.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
But then you bring it back.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
And they look at you like you pair sunglasses over
the summer, like you just rob them, Madam.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
If I robbed.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
The the convenience store for a pair of sunglasses, then
why wouldn't I take the rest of the actual food
items that I need.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Why wouldn't I steal those?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
And why am I stealing a pair of off brand
ray bands?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
It's like, do you ever just want to be like
it's like a reward and.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Walk out with it, like some things are just my
good karma coming back to me because we always talk
about giving karma to other It's gonna come back, that's
it coming back.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Yeah, absolutely, But I know you gotta go there, you
gotta go.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
But if my kids were to ask me, I would
say that I have never ever, anytime I pushed out
a cart and I found something that was in it,
I always returned it.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Now you asked me, Mike, have you ever, Mike, have.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You ever returned or not returned the cart?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Or sometimes water shouldn't be you shouldn't have to pay
for water, and if it's in the bottom of the cart,
I've already gotten the bottle of water.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
This podcast, it is what it is.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
What is the piss and what is the cancer?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
We have no idea what that says about them, but
we're sure it's not good.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
It's a slightly missy show with Megan and Mine.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Love you, Love you have a better day.
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