February 28, 2025 • 39 mins
On this weeks episode of the Slightly Messy Show Mike and Meaghan talk about the dress his daughter wants to wear to the Daddy/ Daughter Dance, the one thing that Meaghan is trying to find from her childhood and the arguments we have replayed in our lives in the shower.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey guys, it's Meghan and I wanted to give you
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Of an update on this podcast because, in true slightly
messy form, the original file of this podcast I accidentally
corrupted it.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
So in order to get this podcast posted a couple
of days late, I.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Had to pull the audio from uh our TikTok Live.
So a lot of the things that Mike plays on
his end, like the intro or those little kind of
sweepers that you hear in between our topics, yeah, you're not.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Gonna hear those because I can't get them to record.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
So sorry, And here is my rendition of the podcast opening.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
And sorry that it's a couple of days late, but
here you go. It's an extra long one than usual.
Uh uh, it's a slightly messy show with.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Mike, Megan, Mike, Mike, Mike, Meghan ba ba bam bam
bam bam bam bam bam bap.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Is that even how it goes or is that just
something we do on Mojo in the morning. I don't know.
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Okay? I just smelled myself.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Uh, A slightly messy show. By the way, my name
is Mike. That's Megan smelling herself currently.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Oh my god, I have one armpit that smells fine
and one armpit that smells like a thirteen year old
boy going through puberty.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Did you put the order on both armpits? Or it
just happens to be? That's what's situation here?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
What are you? Oh my god, let me tell you
that is.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I feel like I need to text everybody on the
morning show and be like.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I just smelled myself.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
What side is that? Is it the right side?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
No? My left?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
It's your left, all right? So who sits to your left?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Shan? Poor Shannon?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Oh, Shan.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
You know what she deserves it. If anybody deserves bad things,
it's her.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
I always wonder how that happens because it happens all
the time. But there's no like, there's there's not like
science behind it.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Right, Yeah, it's just.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Like my left armpit said fuck offs about right.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Said, Oh, you wanted to flirt with somebody today? Think again?
That's my favorite.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Like I got into the elevator in my apartment yesterday,
and this is so funny. I was crying in public
yesterday and I can tell you about that later.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
It was no big deal. I saw a very sad musical.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
And I got into my elevator after I had been crying,
and this list in my building just went okay, and
I went, m hm.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
This blow up? Please?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I feel like, are you going through some things? Is
something going on? Is that what's happening? Or is just
one of those days?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
No, it was just maybe you've heard of it? Have
you ever heard of the musical Parade?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
It's based on the true story of Leo Frank's murder trial,
and I will tell you it just it doesn't end
in a really nice way, okay, And like the end
is very shocking if you don't know history. And I
knew how it ended before I saw this musical, and
I could ride like Naye Group falls Freaky Joe like
(03:06):
it was, so when it happened, I was kind of
waiting the whole time.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I knew how it ended. YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
It happens in like the last three minutes of the play.
And I don't know if you've ever been to a musical,
but usually during the bows, they're like sing the happiest best,
like most favorite song from the music. This ends so
shockingly depressing that the actors walk out silently bow and
leaves the stage like it ends someer.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
And then he's like in the audience, like, see, I
didn't know if if it was that or you had
met you and mentioned earlier that you're trying to find
like child and stuff. So I don't know if you're
going through like something in your you know what I mean,
if you got some stuff going on or what.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Okay, So I'm a garbage human being, okay, And I
just took my Christmas straight down and I have the
same that I do every single year, And I'm so
curious if you do the same thing where every single
year there is one ornament from my childhood that I
no longer have that is very very very very very
sentimental to me.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
You get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I did not get rid of it. Oh but I'll
give you three guesses as to who did.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I don't want to play this game. No, no, okay, uh.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Nope, there's one left.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
So it's like, do you have holiday traditions. It's the
first ornament I would hang up every single year.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I don't have a specific one I hang up every
single year or that I hang up first every single year,
But I do have specific ornaments that do co op.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So it was from my first Christmas and it was
this little doll, but she was huge and made out
of ceramics and so she's like heavy, and she had
this beautiful blue dress, and I'm guessing she was like
supposed to be from the Nutcracker.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
And she no longer exists in my possession.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
And every year I go on to eBay and I
try to find her so that I can buy her
again and be like you're back in my life and
mister much and I cannot find her every single year.
And I was just packing up my Christmas stuff because
I refuse to pay for a storage unit, so I
forced my brother to keep all of my decorations in
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his basement.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
And as I was loading up my car, I was like,
I should go search for it again.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
And I spent like two hours yesterday searching for the
stupid freaking ornament that I cannot find it.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I thought for some reason.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I said, it was handmade, like you made it, but
it's something that was given to you as like a gift.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, And it was just like really pretty, like you
know when you're a kid and you have certain ornaments.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
And you're like it's pretty or it's mine.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
It's just like I have that weird attachment to it.
And it doesn't even look like me. Like the little
girl is blonde, Like it doesn't make any sense, but I'm.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Obsessed with it.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
It's got to be somewhere. Do you know.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Those are all of the details I have.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, it's a little blonde girl made out of ceramic
blue frilly dress.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I think she's from the Nutcracker. She's huge, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
It was probably like the size of my now, my head,
my head is huge, but like maybe half of.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
My head ornament either way, the human head.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
The size of the softball.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Maybe, Okay, that is a big ornament. Yes, it's a
big ornament.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
It had one of those intense hooks on it because
it would like take down an entire branch of the
tree with it, you know what I mean, Like it was.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
That heavy mine.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
We're all full of like shit I made, so like
if my shit goes, it's gone.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Like I'm not I'm never getting that back.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
But it's like macaroni fucking noodle pictures of myself.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
It'll be okay if I lose that.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
But did you have any like toys or like an
outfit or something from your childhood that you would do
anything to happen again.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
You know what I had?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
This is the first memory I have as a child.
A green blanket used to be my I think I
called it Blankey. I don't remember exactly, but it had
and all the kids blankets have these. It had that
edging on it. It's like really soft, like super soft,
but it would rip just a little, and there was
a tag on it, and I used to play with
the tag. I remember this, but I don't remember where
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it was or what I was doing with it, but
it's the thing I remember. And so I guess if
I could go back to my like to feeling that
feeling in that moment, which is a feeling of like
this is the biggest thing in the world that I
have to do, like playing with that blanket, playing with
the tag, play with all just simple simple, I would.
I would get that blanket. I don't know where that is.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
But I have another one too.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I used to have, and I would wear this genuinely
as a purse.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Today.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I had a Barney backpack, but it wasn't like a
kid's backpack that you take to kindergarten.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
It looked like a stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Barney that just had backpack straps on it.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I know I would.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Brought that shit as a purse today, hands down and
would not think about it twice. But when I was five,
you could not get that off of my body.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
How did they? How did you lose it? No?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I think I just kind of grew up, and you know,
parents go through and they go she doesn't play with
us anymore?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Ye yore.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
So that one wasn't malicious. The ornament absolutely was, but
the bunny backpack was.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Not malicious, but genuinely I would do anything to have
that back again.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Do you have other clothing items, because now that we're
going down that road, I can think of at least
the first two things. I think of our clothing items
that just somehow disappeared. I have a Michigan sweatshirt. It
was the softest you know, the soft inside hoodie sweatshirts.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
When they're brand new. It was one of those, but
it didn't have a hood.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
It was just like a regular sweatshirt and it fit perfect,
which at that time I was still am like a
weird shaped person, but I was a short, weird shape.
I was a short, weird shaped person who's which clothes
didn't fit right because they were either way too big
or I was they were way too small. They were
never they never fear it. So this sweatshirt fit perfect.
I wore it one time in a school photo. I
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have proof that I owned it. But after that it
disappeared and I never never saw it again, no fucking
idea where it went.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I can tell you what my favorite childhood outlet was
in great detail. All right, please, I think this is
going to shock you when I say it was a sundress.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Can you imagine like seven year old me rocking a sundress.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Really kind of not thirty something today, but well maybe today. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh, I was a monster as a child.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Like it's shocking that I ever wore a dress ever,
because I like terror.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I was a terror. Oh okay, okay, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Know that, like climbing stuff and getting into the like.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I had no business ever being in a dress apart
from Easter, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah, okay, okay, I get you what you're saying now.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
But this one was a sundress and it had it was.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Black on the top and the bottom part like that
was just under like the chest down was all do
you know.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
What Gingham is?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Okay, do you know, like if I said, picked a
table like boss, Yes, that's Gingham. And it was black
and white Gingham, that square pattern on the bottom and
then it had U Do you remember kids clothing used
to have squiggly ribbon trim?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yes, so it had a low squiggly.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Ribbon trim all over it, and then on the front
of it it had a giant sunflower.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
And I was obsessed with that dress.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
I would wear that dress every day if I could
find it in my size today binds me.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Reminds me.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
First off, I don't know how I know what that
ribbon shit is. I feel like there's something there that
I don't know. But uh, that reminds me of my
daughter who's got this Christmas dress that she loves. It's
for Christmas, and you know what a Christmas or Easter
or whatever dress looks like.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
It's specifically for that.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Yes, we have to tell her at least twice a
week because she'll try wear it twice a week. Cecily,
it is not Christmas. You can't wear the bright red
hoofy you know it? Yes? Yes, yeah, So he's it
for Christ with the bow on the back. To Chris,
she's like, well, I wore jeans under it yet, Okay,
(11:16):
that's a whole other conversation, sweetheart, you don't wear jeans under.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
So yeah, she can't you let her wear that dress
because I am in my thirties and I still think
about that stupid bottle dress and I wish I could
still wear our Do me a.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Favor, justify it with like leggings and like super.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
A queen, thoughtball, intelligence, a planner.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Some might say, make me a promise right now that
even when it doesn't fit, you never get rid of it,
because she'll be eighteen moving out, and like if you
pull out a box with that dress in it, she'll
be like, oh.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
My god, that's genius. Yeah, that's gene.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
We have to pick a daddy daughter dress here this
weekend because it's negat the following weekend, and she wants
we're stepping it up though. Okay, so we've done like
we've done, and like Olive Garden.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
She thinks it is fancy right now.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
She thinks that the Italian restaurants UH can't get any
better than Olive Garden.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
She loves Italian.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Food a queen. Oh my god, I love her.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
But I have to this year.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
I have to start like like I love Olive Garden too,
but I have to start like, hey, some guys gonna
you know, some dusty boy is gonna take her out
one day.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
And I don't want her to be like, hey, girl,
it took you to Carabas.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Uhlah, right, you're taking your fucking Italy, all right.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
That's so I gotta start stepping it up.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
So we're going to a little bit nicer of a
fancy or of an Italian restaurant, and she's picking a
dress and all of her dresses and she's so sweet
or like these.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Gowns that you would like.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
I don't even know how to explain it, but you
it's you're just wearing like a little dress that maybe
even like a dress you'd wear in a wedding, almost
to these dances. But she wants to wear like Beyonce
style of gowns that flow she walks.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
In the door. She didn't say this, but this is
what I imagine.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
When she walks in the door, they just start flowing
behind her like she's in a music video. And I
have to be like, sweet, we gotta walk like through
whatever restaurant, and you like, there's you can't don't you dare?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
You let her have her princess moment.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
You are her prints right now and one day you
won't be.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
And right there she sees you as the best person
out of the planet. You ays have a fancy night
with you, and you let that girl have a fancy night.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
We can get her her fancy dress, but it just
can't have a long lower veil or whatever?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
What not sign a bail? What train? Thank you? In
the back? You can't?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yes, yes you can. Why can't it can't it.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Because it will break?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
First off, the second we start walking, it's gonna rip
at some point, and then it's ripped hanging off the
back of her.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
We're gonna it's you would agree with me on that.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
You know it's going to it's gonna get It's gonna
likely snow again, so it's gonna get muddy and dirty
and gross.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
And this is all before we even get to the restaurant,
I'm guessing.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Then we get there, then we walk out again, it
happens again. Then we try to walk through a dance
where people are gonna step all over this damn thing
because it's kids running around. It's not like a fancy ball.
It's a bunch of ten to younger or whatever. I
forget what ages are all there, but at least ten
year olds are running all over the place, jumping on things,
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going wild that won't last an hour. When was the.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Last time you carried your daughter? One day? You won't
be able to and you're not gonna know when the
last time is? Okay, you get her that dress and
you carry her into the restaurant and you carry her
to the car.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
I've seen that TikTok as well. I get it.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
I'm not gonna be able to carry her something. And
yes it makes me cry a little bit every single time.
And yes I still try to pick her up just
to go see it wasn't the last time.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
I love that you knew from take Care. Yes, I
saw too, bitch.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
It's this inspirational and it's like usually just the captions
are flowing over somebody's picture of their daughter and it's
like the last time they're carrying them.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
You know.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
It's funny.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
I got mad at my dad the other day and
we joked fight all the time, and I was like
you don't even remember the last time you held me and.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
You carried me around and held my hands.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
It's like, and I held your hand the other day
we did we had gone to Low's and I forced
him to hold my hand in public like a little
kid because I love him. And oh my god, she
absolutely will you and Seth have a relationship so similar
to my dad and I.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
It's not even funny. She's gonna like hate you for
a couple of years.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
It's going to happen. What age fourteen to seventeen?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Okay, okay, all right, that's not bad.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Eighteen, she's gonna be mad when you enforced rules in college.
But by twenty two she's gonna call you crying and
say I'm really sorry.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I was a breath Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
So the way you just phrased that, you made it
sound like it was only gonna be three years, and
then we just went from fourteen to twenty two.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
No, but she won't hate you, she just won't apologize.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Okay, all right, we'll have a full circle apology moment,
I promise, and an that's not a one time more deal.
I still call my dad and apologize all the time,
Okay all the time as an adult, especially if my
dad goes above and beyond to be nice.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
To me, gonna be sorry. Did I received and I
told you one hundred dollars to go to the mall?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
It was?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
It was absolutely to the mall.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
And I was just a little prep but no, you
got you gotta let her do it.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
No, I feel like the dinner will be great. And
she's picking her own dress this well she has the
last few years, but she's going and looking at different
purple dresses and all these different things. We just have
to have to be realistic with how it's gonna work.
And I don't think the train me, I'm not gonna
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hold the damn thing the whole time. Like we're not
doing that either. It's like we're not doing that, and
she's gonna like. The way that these work I've learned
now is it's you get there. She's super excited, she
sees a friend, they talk to a friend. You awkwardly
stand there and you can either talk with the dad
or you guys literally have nothing to talk about, so
you just stand there and look at each other. They
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chat with each other and then they run off, so
you go, all right, see ya, and then and.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Then you find a couple of dads that you think
is cool. You hang out with them most of the night.
There's no drinks, so you just.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Drink water and eat super sugary cookies, and then you
dance with them a few times, which are really cool moments,
and then you kind of just dance around them.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Okay, so a couple of things. Have we thought about?
Taking a flask?
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Here's my thing, love to get drunk and go to
this thing. And I bet I'm not the only dad
that does that. But if I was, or if I'm
the one who they're like, or it falls, it falls
out of my pocket.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Oh imagine that.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Like you're that dad for forever.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Yeah, Taylor Swift Shaken Off comes on and all of
a sudden you hear clink clink clink clink clink clinkly
little Susie's walking up to the teacher like somebody dropped
this and it says my name on it, because my
flask has my name on it.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Because I'm a child, she's might alcohol like with like.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
A label maker. So yeah, I don't want to be
that daddy.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yeah, so I get that are you friends with any
of her friends? Dance?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
I want to be you know, how to be friends
with somebody? I want to be.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
My thing is is the ones that are cool. She's
not friends with so like the dads, I mean, not
the kids. I said that. I said that way wrong.
The dads are not like the greatest human beings. Some
of them and some of them are cool, but they're
like their kids are like off.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
With other kids. So it might be different this year.
So it changes every year.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Yeah, but so far, the last guy I talked to
which just like her best friend in the entire world.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Her mom is really sweet, and.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
The dad is, well, he might I might be that dad.
I don't know, but he very much will walk up
to me. And the first thing he said to me
last time I talked to him is, yeah, I really
liked this neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
And I was like, oh, yeah, me too.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
It's like a great I just moved here a couple
of years ago. I love it, and he goes, yeah,
I leave my house on lock now. I couldn't before.
Last time I at my old house, I had a
gun right to my face day one, and I'm like, oh, okay,
my name is Mike, by the way, nice to me,
and he starts telling me his life story about I
always got shot up and like he came from the
streets and he don't fuck around with anybody, And I'm like,
so your daughters who know? Like I don't know anything
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about this man. He's just sharing his life story with me.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
And one time I got tested for her beats, Like
I feel like that when it came out of his mouth.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Yeah, absolutely, I.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Do that, though sometimes I get so weird meeting new
people that I like over shared to the point where
all leave the first interaction and be like I know
they're talking about me right now, and like not in
a i'd love.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
To see her again kind of way.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Yeah, I'm kind of the same too a little, but
like this is a different situation for me because we're
only talking, probably because our kids are here. I don't
know that we'd be at the same place at the
same time and then we hang out.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
I don't think we have commonalities or in similar.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Interests that that would put us together at any time.
But there's other dads there who I run into, and
our kids are either different ages, like much different ages,
or my daughter just doesn't hang out with them and
they're cool.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I usually chill with them.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
This pretty cool. We talked football, pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
The other I would I tried to because it's my
daughter's best friend. Yeah, in the entire world, So I
tried very hard to And he just has the mom
is very outgoing and the dad is not, And so
I find it hard to conversate with this man when
he doesn't want to talk.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
You know, as somebody who doesn't have kids, I've never
thought about the fact that you're probably forced.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
To spend a lot of time with people you don't
enjoy being around, and that's that.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
Sucks sometimes sometimes, but sometimes you meet new people that
you would have never met in the first place, and
that's kind of cool, and sometimes you like sometimes.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
It is awkward a lot of them. I feel like
I'm I'm older.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
I feel like I'm younger and then sometimes older as
a parent. So like the parent the kids around me
that are the same age as my daughter, their parents
are either look much older.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Than me yeah, or or or much younger.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
And I feel like we're in the weird middle of
like nobody's our age. And I don't know if we
just waited too long to have kids or.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
How old were you when you add sus.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Uh thirty thirty?
Speaker 4 (22:06):
So I waited, I waited great, love that for me,
love that for me, but I had more so like
five years later, my.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
So, then you're going to be in the older group
for all of your younger children.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Probably yeah, yeah, from my youngest I will be for sure.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Do you ever get attacked by TikTok?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
What he mean?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I only say this because I don't know why lately
I've been thinking about and I think it's because my
window is closing that it's like, do I want to
have kids?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Not even the urge to be like, oh, you know,
I've changed my mind.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I need to have a child, but like you really
got to buckle them and decide, because that clack isn't taken.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah, I'm going to be thirty three soon, I know. No,
Like literally, I think I heard my vagina just goo.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Okay, ask you this that do you want to have kids?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Real answer?
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Yeah, really answer if I did.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
And people think that I'm crazy for saying this.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I'm at the point right now where I'd rather do
it alone than do it with somebody else.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
So I'm at a point where it's like maybe maybe.
But also if my answer is maybe, that's not yes,
so that's a no, you know what I mean, Like
if I really sit down and figure out it, if
it's not a firm like I absolutely need to do this,
your answer is no.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
I don't agree with that necessarily.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
I don't agree because I I don't think everybody goes
into having kids and says, you know what, let's have
it's time to have a kid. I think sometimes this
isn't happen with me. We we talked about it before,
and then we weren't. We figured to be years before
we ever actually had a kid, so I wasn't necessarily ready,
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but we had discussed it, but I didn't We didn't
go all right, this is what we're gonna do, this
is how we've planned this out.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
All right, let's make a baby now. And we went, yeah,
I think someday we want to have a baby. Let's
get married first.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
And then says came and we're like, well, okay, I
guess I guess we're gonna have a baby. And I
wouldn't change it for the world. I wouldn't change it,
obviously for the for the world. But I think a
lot of people are like that. A lot of people
don't know one hundred percent, and you just kind of
you just do it. If if you want to do
it and you feel like not doing it would would
be worse than actually doing it, then I feel like
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you're you're there.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I'm not telling you to do it or to not
do it.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
I'm just saying there, won't you There's very rarely are you, like,
unless you're on like your second or even third child,
are you like, yes, we are going to have another kid,
first one especially, So here's where I'm torn.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
If I want to have a child with a partner,
then I don't know if I have the time to
figure out if I want to raise a child with you?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Sure you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Yeah, No, I get it.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
I get it. And then if I do it by myself,
It's like, did you watch that documentary on Netflix? And
it was like guys who go to sperm donation centers
all the time?
Speaker 3 (25:04):
No, I saw the Vince Vaughn movie.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Any you watch the documentary, it's like called thousands of
Kids or something, I forget what it's called.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah, but oh no, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
There are people out there who are just trying to
have as many children as possible, so they go to
all these donation centers across the globe and then you
don't know, like you have to tell your kid one
day you have to get genetically tested with the people
you want to be with to figure out if through
your siblings or not.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
And that to me is like no. So then you
have to ask somebody you know to be a personal donor.
And that's a weird question to be, like, hey, can
I have some of your DNA? And I don't. I
don't want you to be involved at all.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
I just want to make sure that my kid doesn't
accidentally fall in love with the sibling in the future.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Is a weird conversation.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Side, I wonder how many of those kids run into
each other too. At some point.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
The one dude has thousands of children that they know of.
They are calling him the modern day Genghis Khan and
like all of the people who now know that he
is their sperm donor have to register there's kids to
the site to try to prevent siblings from meeting each
other because there's thousands of them across the globe.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Yeah, yeah, what happens if they had kids that'd be
like slipper babies right like they would.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Is that I know this is a podcast, but like
I wish we had a dumb button right now, I
don't like.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I don't know if I would have specifically, just but
I don't think it's I don't think you crossed the line.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
But what do you what would you would expay some
sort of medical conditions?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
I guess is a better way to say?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Do you want me to cross the line with you?
What's better saying are you gonna have slipper babies? Or
just going no, no no? That's un offensive.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Statistically Janeta abnormalities just but what that's just a fact.
But me going no, no no is serious, typical and
mean and it's mean and it's wrong. And this is
why if I ever raise a child, I should do
it alone because I'm worried about the other person and
they should be just as worried about me, because I
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would suck somebody up.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
But we all do, We all do.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
There's the You just take the good with the bad,
You hope for the best, You do the best that
you can, and you buy them the fucking train if
if you fucked them up bad enough, you buy them
the damn train for the dress.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Because but let me let you in on a secret.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Okay, here's something about me that is not going to
be surprising at all. I will find the one thing
I messed up and focus on.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
It for thirty years.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
Right, So I can't have physical proof that I messed
something up as a constant reminder, and it could be
so miniscule, like just not having empathy in all situations.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
And if my child doesn't show empathy that one time
I think they should, I'd be like, well, well, what they.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
End up doing is being little reflections of yourself.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
That's worse, no, because then you see yes and no,
yes and no, because then it's like the tough pill
that you ever want to hear somebody else say. You
see your kid do and you're like, why did would
you ever do that? What would make you? And you're like, well,
the biggest influence in your entire life up until this point,
especially if you're not in school, has been me. So
(28:26):
anything that you did likely came from something you saw somewhere,
whether it be TV or me.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
So ahole, it was probably myself, So whateppen.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I can find the differences between my friends too, and
just know how bad of an influence I would be as.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
A parent, because I have some friends that are like.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Hold on my kids and in the car, let me
call you back, which means I don't trust you to
talk about my children, and other friends whose first words
for their kids were curse words, and they're like, it's fine,
you can hear this.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
He's heard it before.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
So I'm gonna have a kid at preschool that goes
fuck up.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
That make baby.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
That's the mega make baby trory.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Oops?
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Can I do?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Three years?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
And were still every episode?
Speaker 4 (29:27):
I know, oh every single time? All right, So let
me let me ask you something. We may have had
a conversation like this before, but I had one of
these moments and I wanted to to bring it up.
I had a moment where in the heat of the moment,
I didn't have.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
The the comeback. It was like later in the day,
it was TI whatever.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
I just didn't have anything in that moment, and it
was like a smart ass thing that was said to me.
But I was actually said about my wife, so I
kind of I kind of, yeah, yeah, I got to.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
That a little bit.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
And it's not really a person I know very well,
so it wasn't like a jokey joke was like a okay, well,
and I didn't have anything in that moment, and I
basically nicely politely said fuck off without saying it.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
But it wasn't like what I should have said.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
So then I get back to the shower or I
get back to the house and I take a shower
that night, and this happened today Wednesday, Monday. So I
take a shower and I'm like, man, you know what
I should have said. I should have said this, this.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
And this, and I heard it. I heard it.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
And what happened was is we saw this guy out
and I'm not gonna say who it is.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
I can say it to you at another point in time.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
But please do because I'd love to talk to this person.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
I don't know if you know this person, but you
might know of this person.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Maybe I don't need to know him for them to
know my FI.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
And we saw him out, and he who I've seen
a million times. I'm pretty sure he doesn't know my name,
Like I'm fairly confident he has no idea who I am.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
He has no clue.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
And I've seen him a million fucking times, a million times.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
And we see him.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Out and he gives me the head nod, like because
he's doing stuff, and so I gave him the head
node and we kind of walk past him and say ay,
and again he looks at me like it's registered in
his eyes that he might know who I am, but
he doesn't know my name, so he doesn't want to
say hey, Mike. Instead, he just kind of throws out
the fist, gives me a little knuckles and we walk
(31:30):
in and I tell my wife immediately he has no
fucking eye.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
He might not. He might he might have registered that
we've seen each other before.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
And by the way we've seen each other before, there's
picture like we've met millions of times, like we see
each other all the time.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
It's not like you.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
And so she's like, what do you mean, and she's like,
he said hi.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
I said yeah, but look at the way he just
did that.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
He just and I explained the whole thing to her
and we laugh about it and go on our way.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
I see him Monday and he goes, hey, did I
see you on this last weekend? And I go, yeah, yeah,
you did.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
And I went to tell him this story of like
how we realized, you know, that he had no idea
what my name was, and just kind of fuck with
him a little bit and he goes, oh, are you
with your mom?
Speaker 9 (32:17):
And I said, I said wait what and no, I
was with and he goes, oh, that wasn't your mond.
That was with you, like walking with you, and he
wouldn't even let me finish the sentence.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
And I'm like, no, that was my wife and he
goes oh. And in that moment, I should have I
should I have a million things I should have said.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
I should have said, no, I was with your mom.
That's what I should have said. First.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Second, I should have said, this guy's very much divorced
and been divorced, and it's known he's divorced like eight
million times.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
I should have said, no, it's my what you remember
like what a wife is? Right? That was my wife.
That was my next one.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
I would have beat myself you remember what.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
You know what with that because this guy's notorious and
he like he bashes it like just a notorious for
like that's his thing.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
If he's the ross of humans.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Which, by the way, if anybody is listening to this
and doesn't know your.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Wife first of all gorgeous, second of all, clearly looks
a lot younger.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Than she is, Like, oh, I wasn't even worried about that.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
But you know what I mean, Like, I love you,
I love you.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
She looks younger than you, Like this doesn't make any sense,
Like how bad do you have to be unless this.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Is so very intentional just to be rude, Like you
can't mistake this.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Well.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
He tried to save it by saying, oh, there were
some other people walking by it.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Maybe I just mistook that person for this, But he.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
He wouldn't like, like, but he's met my wife, like
recently met.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
My wife, so like, oh, it.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Very much felt like he was just going for little
that little jab. Absolutely, it very much felt like that.
And I don't know why. I don't know what the
reason was.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
I could care less, but at that point I was
like I was, I was like, damn, all these different
things that popped in my head. And he was sitting
by hisself at the time, and so I had all
these different fucking things I was gonna say to him.
I would have been, no, this is my wife. I
saw you with all your friends though, No, that's my wife.
You know, all these different fucking things that I had,
you know, in the in the in the chamber for
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next time. But at this moment, I'm like in the shower,
like fuck, oh I should have said that.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Oh bitch, I hate those moments.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Remember how I just said three minutes ago, how I'll
dwell on something for thirty years.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I will dwell on that.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
For ever, for ever.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
But I will say this happened to me recently. Did
I tell me about this with the guy who was
trying to flirt with me?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
No? No, no, no, okay.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
It's not a negative thing, thank god.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
But it did have one of those shower moments where
you're washing your hair and then you just like stop
for a second and then you go fuck.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
So.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
I don't know if he was insulting me or not,
or if he was flirting with me. But the other
day I ran into a guye and I had my
hair in pigtails, which, by the way, if I'm in
pigtails and a hat means should have desperately washed my
hair the day before, and I refused to Oh really,
oh god, the hairse y're tighty so walked fast.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
When he was like, girl, you looking like Wendy from Wendy's.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Oh yeah, you did tell me, Okay, yeah, in the shower,
I go, But I should have responded with.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Oh you think I got my snack? Like, how stupid
am I? Because you know what I did in the moment,
I went, thanks.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Thanks, thanks, that's a nice thing. Yeah, because we did
talk about whether or not that was a compliment or not,
and I feel like it is.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
It is now, I think it is. But in the moment,
I was like.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Do you think I look like an eight year old
girl from eighteen eighty?
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Like?
Speaker 1 (35:52):
What what do you mean? I look like Wendy from Wendy's.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
I mean I've never looked at Wendy's in a attractive
or not attractive way. But if I think about it, right,
if I think about it, Yeah, do you think.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
I look like a small child that battled the same
diseases you would find on the Oregon Trail?
Speaker 4 (36:07):
Like?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
What do I have typhoid fever? What do you mean?
I look like?
Speaker 3 (36:14):
God, you pulled that out of nowhere. I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Redownloaded the Oregon Trail from the Apple Arcade the other day?
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Can you tell she's got dys cherry?
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Where did you see this person at? Like? Could you
go back? What? I what the reason I asked, is could.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
You, Oh, I see this person very regularly?
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Oh you do?
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Oh, very, very, very very very.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Very could you say it now?
Speaker 4 (36:46):
It just be like, sorry, this was delayed, like the
amount of time it takes to get a Wendy's order.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you. This happened like
probably three weeks ago. It happened recently, but not like
super recent. Could you imagine trying to flirt with girl
she didn't know you were flirting three weeks later she
came back, no context whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
So you think I'm a snack, But it would.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Be as random as the comment.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
And I almost appreciate that more right, because the comment
came out of nowhere.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
It's not like you knew what was coming. Oh it
is three weeks, I guess that is, and that is
a minute.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
But that scream serial killer, like she's been focused on
that conversationhip for weeks.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Dude, she's going to skin me alive. That's what I
would think if I was on the receiving ende.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
I hear it now, I'm going to be single forever.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
I doubt it. I highly doubt that.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
But I just got rejected from a dating app that
you need to apply to.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
So love that for me really a confidence booster?
Speaker 3 (37:46):
What do you mean you have to apply for it?
Speaker 1 (37:48):
I'll tell you which one later.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
But there's like one that you have to fill in
an implication for and have referrals and all that, and
they straight out for like try a good bitch.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
What is that? It sounds like a job, I mean
kind of.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
And it also fifty bucks a month?
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Oh shit, Like, who do you think.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
I am telling me no when I'm trying to give
you fifty dollars a month to do fuck all.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
With an algorithm that already exists. It makes me think
of that vine that's like give me a fucking money.
It's just let me throw the cash at you, let
me look at people, let me get rejected on another platform.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
The monthly services, I'll say that they must have good
results if there's a if there's a monthly fee.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
No, there's just it's the only way to do it now,
And they're all expensive Hinge for three months hundred bucks
for the basic package.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Does it work? As do you know somebody that it's
worked for a Hinge?
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Absolutely nobody? Tinder I know like six people have gotten
married off of.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Tinder, see pay, Why pay?
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Why even be on the apps? Talk to me in person? Sure,
I feel like on on these streets being like, is
my butthole?
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Okay, please swipe right based on nothing but appearances.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
But holes you got to pick off
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Their honestly, no, because it's not great down there right now,
So like you, Tanta, pick like the right armpit versus
the left at this point, you know what I mean,
Hey guys, it's Meghan and I wanted to give you
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Of an update on this podcast because, in true slightly
messy form, the original file of this podcast I accidentally
corrupted it.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
So in order to get this podcast posted a couple
of days late, I.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Had to pull the audio from uh our TikTok Live.
So a lot of the things that Mike plays on
his end, like the intro or those little kind of
sweepers that you hear in between our topics, yeah, you're not.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Gonna hear those because I can't get them to record.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
So sorry, And here is my rendition of the podcast opening.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
And sorry that it's a couple of days late, but
here you go. It's an extra long one than usual.
Uh uh, it's a slightly messy show with.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Mike, Megan, Mike, Mike, Mike, Meghan ba ba bam bam
bam bam bam bam bam bap.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Is that even how it goes or is that just
something we do on Mojo in the morning. I don't know.
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Okay? I just smelled myself.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Uh, A slightly messy show. By the way, my name
is Mike. That's Megan smelling herself currently.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Oh my god, I have one armpit that smells fine
and one armpit that smells like a thirteen year old
boy going through puberty.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Did you put the order on both armpits? Or it
just happens to be? That's what's situation here?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
What are you? Oh my god, let me tell you
that is.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I feel like I need to text everybody on the
morning show and be like.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I just smelled myself.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
What side is that? Is it the right side?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
No? My left?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
It's your left, all right? So who sits to your left?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Shan? Poor Shannon?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Oh, Shan.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
You know what she deserves it. If anybody deserves bad things,
it's her.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
I always wonder how that happens because it happens all
the time. But there's no like, there's there's not like
science behind it.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Right, Yeah, it's just.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Like my left armpit said fuck offs about right.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Said, Oh, you wanted to flirt with somebody today? Think again?
That's my favorite.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Like I got into the elevator in my apartment yesterday,
and this is so funny. I was crying in public
yesterday and I can tell you about that later.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
It was no big deal. I saw a very sad musical.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
And I got into my elevator after I had been crying,
and this list in my building just went okay, and
I went, m hm.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
This blow up? Please?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I feel like, are you going through some things? Is
something going on? Is that what's happening? Or is just
one of those days?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
No, it was just maybe you've heard of it? Have
you ever heard of the musical Parade?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
It's based on the true story of Leo Frank's murder trial,
and I will tell you it just it doesn't end
in a really nice way, okay, And like the end
is very shocking if you don't know history. And I
knew how it ended before I saw this musical, and
I could ride like Naye Group falls Freaky Joe like
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it was, so when it happened, I was kind of
waiting the whole time.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I knew how it ended. YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
It happens in like the last three minutes of the play.
And I don't know if you've ever been to a musical,
but usually during the bows, they're like sing the happiest best,
like most favorite song from the music. This ends so
shockingly depressing that the actors walk out silently bow and
leaves the stage like it ends someer.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
And then he's like in the audience, like, see, I
didn't know if if it was that or you had
met you and mentioned earlier that you're trying to find
like child and stuff. So I don't know if you're
going through like something in your you know what I mean,
if you got some stuff going on or what.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Okay, So I'm a garbage human being, okay, And I
just took my Christmas straight down and I have the
same that I do every single year, And I'm so
curious if you do the same thing where every single
year there is one ornament from my childhood that I
no longer have that is very very very very very
sentimental to me.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
You get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I did not get rid of it. Oh but I'll
give you three guesses as to who did.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I don't want to play this game. No, no, okay, uh.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Nope, there's one left.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
So it's like, do you have holiday traditions. It's the
first ornament I would hang up every single year.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I don't have a specific one I hang up every
single year or that I hang up first every single year,
But I do have specific ornaments that do co op.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So it was from my first Christmas and it was
this little doll, but she was huge and made out
of ceramics and so she's like heavy, and she had
this beautiful blue dress, and I'm guessing she was like
supposed to be from the Nutcracker.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
And she no longer exists in my possession.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
And every year I go on to eBay and I
try to find her so that I can buy her
again and be like you're back in my life and
mister much and I cannot find her every single year.
And I was just packing up my Christmas stuff because
I refuse to pay for a storage unit, so I
forced my brother to keep all of my decorations in
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his basement.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
And as I was loading up my car, I was like,
I should go search for it again.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
And I spent like two hours yesterday searching for the
stupid freaking ornament that I cannot find it.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I thought for some reason.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I said, it was handmade, like you made it, but
it's something that was given to you as like a gift.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, And it was just like really pretty, like you
know when you're a kid and you have certain ornaments.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
And you're like it's pretty or it's mine.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
It's just like I have that weird attachment to it.
And it doesn't even look like me. Like the little
girl is blonde, Like it doesn't make any sense, but I'm.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Obsessed with it.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
It's got to be somewhere. Do you know.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Those are all of the details I have.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, it's a little blonde girl made out of ceramic
blue frilly dress.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I think she's from the Nutcracker. She's huge, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
It was probably like the size of my now, my head,
my head is huge, but like maybe half of.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
My head ornament either way, the human head.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
The size of the softball.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Maybe, Okay, that is a big ornament. Yes, it's a
big ornament.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
It had one of those intense hooks on it because
it would like take down an entire branch of the
tree with it, you know what I mean, Like it was.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
That heavy mine.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
We're all full of like shit I made, so like
if my shit goes, it's gone.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Like I'm not I'm never getting that back.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
But it's like macaroni fucking noodle pictures of myself.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
It'll be okay if I lose that.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
But did you have any like toys or like an
outfit or something from your childhood that you would do
anything to happen again.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
You know what I had?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
This is the first memory I have as a child.
A green blanket used to be my I think I
called it Blankey. I don't remember exactly, but it had
and all the kids blankets have these. It had that
edging on it. It's like really soft, like super soft,
but it would rip just a little, and there was
a tag on it, and I used to play with
the tag. I remember this, but I don't remember where
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it was or what I was doing with it, but
it's the thing I remember. And so I guess if
I could go back to my like to feeling that
feeling in that moment, which is a feeling of like
this is the biggest thing in the world that I
have to do, like playing with that blanket, playing with
the tag, play with all just simple simple, I would.
I would get that blanket. I don't know where that is.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
But I have another one too.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I used to have, and I would wear this genuinely
as a purse.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Today.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I had a Barney backpack, but it wasn't like a
kid's backpack that you take to kindergarten.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
It looked like a stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Barney that just had backpack straps on it.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I know I would.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Brought that shit as a purse today, hands down and
would not think about it twice. But when I was five,
you could not get that off of my body.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
How did they? How did you lose it? No?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I think I just kind of grew up, and you know,
parents go through and they go she doesn't play with
us anymore?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Ye yore.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
So that one wasn't malicious. The ornament absolutely was, but
the bunny backpack was.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Not malicious, but genuinely I would do anything to have
that back again.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Do you have other clothing items, because now that we're
going down that road, I can think of at least
the first two things. I think of our clothing items
that just somehow disappeared. I have a Michigan sweatshirt. It
was the softest you know, the soft inside hoodie sweatshirts.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
When they're brand new. It was one of those, but
it didn't have a hood.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
It was just like a regular sweatshirt and it fit perfect,
which at that time I was still am like a
weird shaped person, but I was a short, weird shape.
I was a short, weird shaped person who's which clothes
didn't fit right because they were either way too big
or I was they were way too small. They were
never they never fear it. So this sweatshirt fit perfect.
I wore it one time in a school photo. I
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have proof that I owned it. But after that it
disappeared and I never never saw it again, no fucking
idea where it went.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I can tell you what my favorite childhood outlet was
in great detail. All right, please, I think this is
going to shock you when I say it was a sundress.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Can you imagine like seven year old me rocking a sundress.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Really kind of not thirty something today, but well maybe today. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh, I was a monster as a child.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Like it's shocking that I ever wore a dress ever,
because I like terror.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I was a terror. Oh okay, okay, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Know that, like climbing stuff and getting into the like.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I had no business ever being in a dress apart
from Easter, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah, okay, okay, I get you what you're saying now.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
But this one was a sundress and it had it was.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Black on the top and the bottom part like that
was just under like the chest down was all do
you know.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
What Gingham is?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Okay, do you know, like if I said, picked a
table like boss, Yes, that's Gingham. And it was black
and white Gingham, that square pattern on the bottom and
then it had U Do you remember kids clothing used
to have squiggly ribbon trim?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yes, so it had a low squiggly.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Ribbon trim all over it, and then on the front
of it it had a giant sunflower.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
And I was obsessed with that dress.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
I would wear that dress every day if I could
find it in my size today binds me.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Reminds me.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
First off, I don't know how I know what that
ribbon shit is. I feel like there's something there that
I don't know. But uh, that reminds me of my
daughter who's got this Christmas dress that she loves. It's
for Christmas, and you know what a Christmas or Easter
or whatever dress looks like.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
It's specifically for that.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Yes, we have to tell her at least twice a
week because she'll try wear it twice a week. Cecily,
it is not Christmas. You can't wear the bright red
hoofy you know it? Yes? Yes, yeah, So he's it
for Christ with the bow on the back. To Chris,
she's like, well, I wore jeans under it yet, Okay,
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that's a whole other conversation, sweetheart, you don't wear jeans under.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
So yeah, she can't you let her wear that dress
because I am in my thirties and I still think
about that stupid bottle dress and I wish I could
still wear our Do me a.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Favor, justify it with like leggings and like super.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
A queen, thoughtball, intelligence, a planner.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Some might say, make me a promise right now that
even when it doesn't fit, you never get rid of it,
because she'll be eighteen moving out, and like if you
pull out a box with that dress in it, she'll
be like, oh.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
My god, that's genius. Yeah, that's gene.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
We have to pick a daddy daughter dress here this
weekend because it's negat the following weekend, and she wants
we're stepping it up though. Okay, so we've done like
we've done, and like Olive Garden.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
She thinks it is fancy right now.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
She thinks that the Italian restaurants UH can't get any
better than Olive Garden.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
She loves Italian.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Food a queen. Oh my god, I love her.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
But I have to this year.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
I have to start like like I love Olive Garden too,
but I have to start like, hey, some guys gonna
you know, some dusty boy is gonna take her out
one day.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
And I don't want her to be like, hey, girl,
it took you to Carabas.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Uhlah, right, you're taking your fucking Italy, all right.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
That's so I gotta start stepping it up.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
So we're going to a little bit nicer of a
fancy or of an Italian restaurant, and she's picking a
dress and all of her dresses and she's so sweet
or like these.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Gowns that you would like.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
I don't even know how to explain it, but you
it's you're just wearing like a little dress that maybe
even like a dress you'd wear in a wedding, almost
to these dances. But she wants to wear like Beyonce
style of gowns that flow she walks.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
In the door. She didn't say this, but this is
what I imagine.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
When she walks in the door, they just start flowing
behind her like she's in a music video. And I
have to be like, sweet, we gotta walk like through
whatever restaurant, and you like, there's you can't don't you dare?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
You let her have her princess moment.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
You are her prints right now and one day you
won't be.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
And right there she sees you as the best person
out of the planet. You ays have a fancy night
with you, and you let that girl have a fancy night.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
We can get her her fancy dress, but it just
can't have a long lower veil or whatever?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
What not sign a bail? What train? Thank you? In
the back? You can't?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yes, yes you can. Why can't it can't it.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Because it will break?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
First off, the second we start walking, it's gonna rip
at some point, and then it's ripped hanging off the
back of her.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
We're gonna it's you would agree with me on that.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
You know it's going to it's gonna get It's gonna
likely snow again, so it's gonna get muddy and dirty
and gross.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
And this is all before we even get to the restaurant,
I'm guessing.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Then we get there, then we walk out again, it
happens again. Then we try to walk through a dance
where people are gonna step all over this damn thing
because it's kids running around. It's not like a fancy ball.
It's a bunch of ten to younger or whatever. I
forget what ages are all there, but at least ten
year olds are running all over the place, jumping on things,
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going wild that won't last an hour. When was the.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Last time you carried your daughter? One day? You won't
be able to and you're not gonna know when the
last time is? Okay, you get her that dress and
you carry her into the restaurant and you carry her
to the car.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
I've seen that TikTok as well. I get it.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
I'm not gonna be able to carry her something. And
yes it makes me cry a little bit every single time.
And yes I still try to pick her up just
to go see it wasn't the last time.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
I love that you knew from take Care. Yes, I
saw too, bitch.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
It's this inspirational and it's like usually just the captions
are flowing over somebody's picture of their daughter and it's
like the last time they're carrying them.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
You know.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
It's funny.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
I got mad at my dad the other day and
we joked fight all the time, and I was like
you don't even remember the last time you held me and.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
You carried me around and held my hands.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
It's like, and I held your hand the other day
we did we had gone to Low's and I forced
him to hold my hand in public like a little
kid because I love him. And oh my god, she
absolutely will you and Seth have a relationship so similar
to my dad and I.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
It's not even funny. She's gonna like hate you for
a couple of years.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
It's going to happen. What age fourteen to seventeen?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Okay, okay, all right, that's not bad.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Eighteen, she's gonna be mad when you enforced rules in college.
But by twenty two she's gonna call you crying and
say I'm really sorry.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I was a breath Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
So the way you just phrased that, you made it
sound like it was only gonna be three years, and
then we just went from fourteen to twenty two.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
No, but she won't hate you, she just won't apologize.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Okay, all right, we'll have a full circle apology moment,
I promise, and an that's not a one time more deal.
I still call my dad and apologize all the time,
Okay all the time as an adult, especially if my
dad goes above and beyond to be nice.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
To me, gonna be sorry. Did I received and I
told you one hundred dollars to go to the mall?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
It was?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
It was absolutely to the mall.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
And I was just a little prep but no, you
got you gotta let her do it.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
No, I feel like the dinner will be great. And
she's picking her own dress this well she has the
last few years, but she's going and looking at different
purple dresses and all these different things. We just have
to have to be realistic with how it's gonna work.
And I don't think the train me, I'm not gonna
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hold the damn thing the whole time. Like we're not
doing that either. It's like we're not doing that, and
she's gonna like. The way that these work I've learned
now is it's you get there. She's super excited, she
sees a friend, they talk to a friend. You awkwardly
stand there and you can either talk with the dad
or you guys literally have nothing to talk about, so
you just stand there and look at each other. They
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chat with each other and then they run off, so
you go, all right, see ya, and then and.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Then you find a couple of dads that you think
is cool. You hang out with them most of the night.
There's no drinks, so you just.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Drink water and eat super sugary cookies, and then you
dance with them a few times, which are really cool moments,
and then you kind of just dance around them.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Okay, so a couple of things. Have we thought about?
Taking a flask?
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Here's my thing, love to get drunk and go to
this thing. And I bet I'm not the only dad
that does that. But if I was, or if I'm
the one who they're like, or it falls, it falls
out of my pocket.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Oh imagine that.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Like you're that dad for forever.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Yeah, Taylor Swift Shaken Off comes on and all of
a sudden you hear clink clink clink clink clink clinkly
little Susie's walking up to the teacher like somebody dropped
this and it says my name on it, because my
flask has my name on it.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Because I'm a child, she's might alcohol like with like.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
A label maker. So yeah, I don't want to be
that daddy.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yeah, so I get that are you friends with any
of her friends? Dance?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
I want to be you know, how to be friends
with somebody? I want to be.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
My thing is is the ones that are cool. She's
not friends with so like the dads, I mean, not
the kids. I said that. I said that way wrong.
The dads are not like the greatest human beings. Some
of them and some of them are cool, but they're
like their kids are like off.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
With other kids. So it might be different this year.
So it changes every year.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Yeah, but so far, the last guy I talked to
which just like her best friend in the entire world.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Her mom is really sweet, and.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
The dad is, well, he might I might be that dad.
I don't know, but he very much will walk up
to me. And the first thing he said to me
last time I talked to him is, yeah, I really
liked this neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
And I was like, oh, yeah, me too.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
It's like a great I just moved here a couple
of years ago. I love it, and he goes, yeah,
I leave my house on lock now. I couldn't before.
Last time I at my old house, I had a
gun right to my face day one, and I'm like, oh, okay,
my name is Mike, by the way, nice to me,
and he starts telling me his life story about I
always got shot up and like he came from the
streets and he don't fuck around with anybody, And I'm like,
so your daughters who know? Like I don't know anything
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about this man. He's just sharing his life story with me.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
And one time I got tested for her beats, Like
I feel like that when it came out of his mouth.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Yeah, absolutely, I.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Do that, though sometimes I get so weird meeting new
people that I like over shared to the point where
all leave the first interaction and be like I know
they're talking about me right now, and like not in
a i'd love.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
To see her again kind of way.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Yeah, I'm kind of the same too a little, but
like this is a different situation for me because we're
only talking, probably because our kids are here. I don't
know that we'd be at the same place at the
same time and then we hang out.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
I don't think we have commonalities or in similar.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Interests that that would put us together at any time.
But there's other dads there who I run into, and
our kids are either different ages, like much different ages,
or my daughter just doesn't hang out with them and
they're cool.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I usually chill with them.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
This pretty cool. We talked football, pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
The other I would I tried to because it's my
daughter's best friend. Yeah, in the entire world, So I
tried very hard to And he just has the mom
is very outgoing and the dad is not, And so
I find it hard to conversate with this man when
he doesn't want to talk.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
You know, as somebody who doesn't have kids, I've never
thought about the fact that you're probably forced.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
To spend a lot of time with people you don't
enjoy being around, and that's that.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
Sucks sometimes sometimes, but sometimes you meet new people that
you would have never met in the first place, and
that's kind of cool, and sometimes you like sometimes.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
It is awkward a lot of them. I feel like
I'm I'm older.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
I feel like I'm younger and then sometimes older as
a parent. So like the parent the kids around me
that are the same age as my daughter, their parents
are either look much older.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Than me yeah, or or or much younger.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
And I feel like we're in the weird middle of
like nobody's our age. And I don't know if we
just waited too long to have kids or.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
How old were you when you add sus.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Uh thirty thirty?
Speaker 4 (22:06):
So I waited, I waited great, love that for me,
love that for me, but I had more so like
five years later, my.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
So, then you're going to be in the older group
for all of your younger children.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Probably yeah, yeah, from my youngest I will be for sure.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Do you ever get attacked by TikTok?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
What he mean?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I only say this because I don't know why lately
I've been thinking about and I think it's because my
window is closing that it's like, do I want to
have kids?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Not even the urge to be like, oh, you know,
I've changed my mind.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I need to have a child, but like you really
got to buckle them and decide, because that clack isn't taken.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah, I'm going to be thirty three soon, I know. No,
Like literally, I think I heard my vagina just goo.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Okay, ask you this that do you want to have kids?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Real answer?
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Yeah, really answer if I did.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
And people think that I'm crazy for saying this.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I'm at the point right now where I'd rather do
it alone than do it with somebody else.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
So I'm at a point where it's like maybe maybe.
But also if my answer is maybe, that's not yes,
so that's a no, you know what I mean, Like
if I really sit down and figure out it, if
it's not a firm like I absolutely need to do this,
your answer is no.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
I don't agree with that necessarily.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
I don't agree because I I don't think everybody goes
into having kids and says, you know what, let's have
it's time to have a kid. I think sometimes this
isn't happen with me. We we talked about it before,
and then we weren't. We figured to be years before
we ever actually had a kid, so I wasn't necessarily ready,
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but we had discussed it, but I didn't We didn't
go all right, this is what we're gonna do, this
is how we've planned this out.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
All right, let's make a baby now. And we went, yeah,
I think someday we want to have a baby. Let's
get married first.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
And then says came and we're like, well, okay, I
guess I guess we're gonna have a baby. And I
wouldn't change it for the world. I wouldn't change it,
obviously for the for the world. But I think a
lot of people are like that. A lot of people
don't know one hundred percent, and you just kind of
you just do it. If if you want to do
it and you feel like not doing it would would
be worse than actually doing it, then I feel like
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you're you're there.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I'm not telling you to do it or to not
do it.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
I'm just saying there, won't you There's very rarely are you, like,
unless you're on like your second or even third child,
are you like, yes, we are going to have another kid,
first one especially, So here's where I'm torn.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
If I want to have a child with a partner,
then I don't know if I have the time to
figure out if I want to raise a child with you?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Sure you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Yeah, No, I get it.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
I get it. And then if I do it by myself,
It's like, did you watch that documentary on Netflix? And
it was like guys who go to sperm donation centers
all the time?
Speaker 3 (25:04):
No, I saw the Vince Vaughn movie.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Any you watch the documentary, it's like called thousands of
Kids or something, I forget what it's called.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah, but oh no, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
There are people out there who are just trying to
have as many children as possible, so they go to
all these donation centers across the globe and then you
don't know, like you have to tell your kid one
day you have to get genetically tested with the people
you want to be with to figure out if through
your siblings or not.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
And that to me is like no. So then you
have to ask somebody you know to be a personal donor.
And that's a weird question to be, like, hey, can
I have some of your DNA? And I don't. I
don't want you to be involved at all.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
I just want to make sure that my kid doesn't
accidentally fall in love with the sibling in the future.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Is a weird conversation.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Side, I wonder how many of those kids run into
each other too. At some point.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
The one dude has thousands of children that they know of.
They are calling him the modern day Genghis Khan and
like all of the people who now know that he
is their sperm donor have to register there's kids to
the site to try to prevent siblings from meeting each
other because there's thousands of them across the globe.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Yeah, yeah, what happens if they had kids that'd be
like slipper babies right like they would.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Is that I know this is a podcast, but like
I wish we had a dumb button right now, I
don't like.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I don't know if I would have specifically, just but
I don't think it's I don't think you crossed the line.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
But what do you what would you would expay some
sort of medical conditions?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
I guess is a better way to say?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Do you want me to cross the line with you?
What's better saying are you gonna have slipper babies? Or
just going no, no no? That's un offensive.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Statistically Janeta abnormalities just but what that's just a fact.
But me going no, no no is serious, typical and
mean and it's mean and it's wrong. And this is
why if I ever raise a child, I should do
it alone because I'm worried about the other person and
they should be just as worried about me, because I
(27:15):
would suck somebody up.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
But we all do, We all do.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
There's the You just take the good with the bad,
You hope for the best, You do the best that
you can, and you buy them the fucking train if
if you fucked them up bad enough, you buy them
the damn train for the dress.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Because but let me let you in on a secret.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Okay, here's something about me that is not going to
be surprising at all. I will find the one thing
I messed up and focus on.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
It for thirty years.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
Right, So I can't have physical proof that I messed
something up as a constant reminder, and it could be
so miniscule, like just not having empathy in all situations.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
And if my child doesn't show empathy that one time
I think they should, I'd be like, well, well, what they.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
End up doing is being little reflections of yourself.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
That's worse, no, because then you see yes and no,
yes and no, because then it's like the tough pill
that you ever want to hear somebody else say. You
see your kid do and you're like, why did would
you ever do that? What would make you? And you're like, well,
the biggest influence in your entire life up until this point,
especially if you're not in school, has been me. So
(28:26):
anything that you did likely came from something you saw somewhere,
whether it be TV or me.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
So ahole, it was probably myself, So whateppen.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I can find the differences between my friends too, and
just know how bad of an influence I would be as.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
A parent, because I have some friends that are like.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Hold on my kids and in the car, let me
call you back, which means I don't trust you to
talk about my children, and other friends whose first words
for their kids were curse words, and they're like, it's fine,
you can hear this.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
He's heard it before.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
So I'm gonna have a kid at preschool that goes
fuck up.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
That make baby.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
That's the mega make baby trory.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Oops?
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Can I do?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Three years?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
And were still every episode?
Speaker 4 (29:27):
I know, oh every single time? All right, So let
me let me ask you something. We may have had
a conversation like this before, but I had one of
these moments and I wanted to to bring it up.
I had a moment where in the heat of the moment,
I didn't have.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
The the comeback. It was like later in the day,
it was TI whatever.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
I just didn't have anything in that moment, and it
was like a smart ass thing that was said to me.
But I was actually said about my wife, so I
kind of I kind of, yeah, yeah, I got to.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
That a little bit.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
And it's not really a person I know very well,
so it wasn't like a jokey joke was like a okay, well,
and I didn't have anything in that moment, and I
basically nicely politely said fuck off without saying it.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
But it wasn't like what I should have said.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
So then I get back to the shower or I
get back to the house and I take a shower
that night, and this happened today Wednesday, Monday. So I
take a shower and I'm like, man, you know what
I should have said. I should have said this, this.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
And this, and I heard it. I heard it.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
And what happened was is we saw this guy out
and I'm not gonna say who it is.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
I can say it to you at another point in time.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
But please do because I'd love to talk to this person.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
I don't know if you know this person, but you
might know of this person.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Maybe I don't need to know him for them to
know my FI.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
And we saw him out, and he who I've seen
a million times. I'm pretty sure he doesn't know my name,
Like I'm fairly confident he has no idea who I am.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
He has no clue.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
And I've seen him a million fucking times, a million times.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
And we see him.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Out and he gives me the head nod, like because
he's doing stuff, and so I gave him the head
node and we kind of walk past him and say ay,
and again he looks at me like it's registered in
his eyes that he might know who I am, but
he doesn't know my name, so he doesn't want to
say hey, Mike. Instead, he just kind of throws out
the fist, gives me a little knuckles and we walk
(31:30):
in and I tell my wife immediately he has no
fucking eye.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
He might not. He might he might have registered that
we've seen each other before.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
And by the way we've seen each other before, there's
picture like we've met millions of times, like we see
each other all the time.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
It's not like you.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
And so she's like, what do you mean, and she's like,
he said hi.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
I said yeah, but look at the way he just
did that.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
He just and I explained the whole thing to her
and we laugh about it and go on our way.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
I see him Monday and he goes, hey, did I
see you on this last weekend? And I go, yeah, yeah,
you did.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
And I went to tell him this story of like
how we realized, you know, that he had no idea
what my name was, and just kind of fuck with
him a little bit and he goes, oh, are you
with your mom?
Speaker 9 (32:17):
And I said, I said wait what and no, I
was with and he goes, oh, that wasn't your mond.
That was with you, like walking with you, and he
wouldn't even let me finish the sentence.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
And I'm like, no, that was my wife and he
goes oh. And in that moment, I should have I
should I have a million things I should have said.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
I should have said, no, I was with your mom.
That's what I should have said. First.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Second, I should have said, this guy's very much divorced
and been divorced, and it's known he's divorced like eight
million times.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
I should have said, no, it's my what you remember
like what a wife is? Right? That was my wife.
That was my next one.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
I would have beat myself you remember what.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
You know what with that because this guy's notorious and
he like he bashes it like just a notorious for
like that's his thing.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
If he's the ross of humans.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Which, by the way, if anybody is listening to this
and doesn't know your.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Wife first of all gorgeous, second of all, clearly looks
a lot younger.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Than she is, Like, oh, I wasn't even worried about that.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
But you know what I mean, Like, I love you,
I love you.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
She looks younger than you, Like this doesn't make any sense,
Like how bad do you have to be unless this.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Is so very intentional just to be rude, Like you
can't mistake this.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Well.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
He tried to save it by saying, oh, there were
some other people walking by it.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Maybe I just mistook that person for this, But he.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
He wouldn't like, like, but he's met my wife, like
recently met.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
My wife, so like, oh, it.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Very much felt like he was just going for little
that little jab. Absolutely, it very much felt like that.
And I don't know why. I don't know what the
reason was.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
I could care less, but at that point I was
like I was, I was like, damn, all these different
things that popped in my head. And he was sitting
by hisself at the time, and so I had all
these different fucking things I was gonna say to him.
I would have been, no, this is my wife. I
saw you with all your friends though, No, that's my wife.
You know, all these different fucking things that I had,
you know, in the in the in the chamber for
(34:20):
next time. But at this moment, I'm like in the shower,
like fuck, oh I should have said that.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Oh bitch, I hate those moments.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Remember how I just said three minutes ago, how I'll
dwell on something for thirty years.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I will dwell on that.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
For ever, for ever.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
But I will say this happened to me recently. Did
I tell me about this with the guy who was
trying to flirt with me?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
No? No, no, no, okay.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
It's not a negative thing, thank god.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
But it did have one of those shower moments where
you're washing your hair and then you just like stop
for a second and then you go fuck.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
So.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
I don't know if he was insulting me or not,
or if he was flirting with me. But the other
day I ran into a guye and I had my
hair in pigtails, which, by the way, if I'm in
pigtails and a hat means should have desperately washed my
hair the day before, and I refused to Oh really,
oh god, the hairse y're tighty so walked fast.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
When he was like, girl, you looking like Wendy from Wendy's.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Oh yeah, you did tell me, Okay, yeah, in the shower,
I go, But I should have responded with.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Oh you think I got my snack? Like, how stupid
am I? Because you know what I did in the moment,
I went, thanks.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Thanks, thanks, that's a nice thing. Yeah, because we did
talk about whether or not that was a compliment or not,
and I feel like it is.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
It is now, I think it is. But in the moment,
I was like.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Do you think I look like an eight year old
girl from eighteen eighty?
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Like?
Speaker 1 (35:52):
What what do you mean? I look like Wendy from Wendy's.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
I mean I've never looked at Wendy's in a attractive
or not attractive way. But if I think about it, right,
if I think about it, Yeah, do you think.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
I look like a small child that battled the same
diseases you would find on the Oregon Trail?
Speaker 4 (36:07):
Like?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
What do I have typhoid fever? What do you mean?
I look like?
Speaker 3 (36:14):
God, you pulled that out of nowhere. I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Redownloaded the Oregon Trail from the Apple Arcade the other day?
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Can you tell she's got dys cherry?
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Where did you see this person at? Like? Could you
go back? What? I what the reason I asked, is could.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
You, Oh, I see this person very regularly?
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Oh you do?
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Oh, very, very, very very very.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Very could you say it now?
Speaker 4 (36:46):
It just be like, sorry, this was delayed, like the
amount of time it takes to get a Wendy's order.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you. This happened like
probably three weeks ago. It happened recently, but not like
super recent. Could you imagine trying to flirt with girl
she didn't know you were flirting three weeks later she
came back, no context whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
So you think I'm a snack, But it would.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Be as random as the comment.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
And I almost appreciate that more right, because the comment
came out of nowhere.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
It's not like you knew what was coming. Oh it
is three weeks, I guess that is, and that is
a minute.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
But that scream serial killer, like she's been focused on
that conversationhip for weeks.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Dude, she's going to skin me alive. That's what I
would think if I was on the receiving ende.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
I hear it now, I'm going to be single forever.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
I doubt it. I highly doubt that.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
But I just got rejected from a dating app that
you need to apply to.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
So love that for me really a confidence booster?
Speaker 3 (37:46):
What do you mean you have to apply for it?
Speaker 1 (37:48):
I'll tell you which one later.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
But there's like one that you have to fill in
an implication for and have referrals and all that, and
they straight out for like try a good bitch.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
What is that? It sounds like a job, I mean
kind of.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
And it also fifty bucks a month?
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Oh shit, Like, who do you think.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
I am telling me no when I'm trying to give
you fifty dollars a month to do fuck all.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
With an algorithm that already exists. It makes me think
of that vine that's like give me a fucking money.
It's just let me throw the cash at you, let
me look at people, let me get rejected on another platform.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
The monthly services, I'll say that they must have good
results if there's a if there's a monthly fee.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
No, there's just it's the only way to do it now,
And they're all expensive Hinge for three months hundred bucks
for the basic package.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Does it work? As do you know somebody that it's
worked for a Hinge?
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Absolutely nobody? Tinder I know like six people have gotten
married off of.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Tinder, see pay, Why pay?
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Why even be on the apps? Talk to me in person? Sure,
I feel like on on these streets being like, is
my butthole?
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Okay, please swipe right based on nothing but appearances.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
But holes you got to pick off
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Their honestly, no, because it's not great down there right now,
So like you, Tanta, pick like the right armpit versus
the left at this point, you know what I mean,
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