March 12, 2025 • 14 mins
On this weeks episode of the Slightly Messy Show Mike and Meaghan talk about how Mike and his family all got sick this past week and Meaghan starts judging them because they don't puke the right way. Honestly not sure if anyone reads these descriptions so I'm going to be honest here there is a right and a wrong way to puke and I will judge you and how you do it. Point blank, period. (Can you tell it's Meaghan lol)
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Spock.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I have a problem, Michael, and I am so sorry
that you faced part of it. There is one joy
of being single with no kids, and it's I have
no real responsibilities.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Go.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
This is the slightly Messy Show with Mike and Meghan.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
State means a messy show, messy, messy Mike and Megan.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
It's a slightly messy show with Mike and Meghan. Bam
bam ba bam, bam ba bam. Two millennials, two different
stages of their life. This is the slightly Messy Show.
My name is Mike from the B ninety three Morning Show,
along with Megan Mick from Mojo in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Also to that, why I'm on the cosp of being
gen Z, You're not gen Z.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I know you want to be, I know you have
you aspired to be. You are not You are not gens.
I don't know what the line is. I don't know
what the age.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Nineteen ninety It is like.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Fuck, how many times you say skimmity toilet or riz
or uh? What's another one that my son loves to
I don't know what my son is, but he hears
all these different things at school.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Six seven six seven.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I know what that means.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
What does it mean?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
No idea, But your son isn't gen z either.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
No, but it trickles down, you know how that goes?
It trickles down. I next got it. I think I'm
so funny. U. Yeah, nice to know that.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
You didn't just say no right off the bat, so
I'll take it.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah. No, I think you're funny too. I think I do.
I do I do. How are you today?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I'm great? How are you?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I'm all right, I'm alright. Just I'm coming off a
sick day, so I'm a little rough. We'll get into
that here a little later in the podcast. But I
got that twenty four hour bug that people that everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Gets, ah, influenza, a.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Whatever, the neurovirus, whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, I don't know, but whenever kids get in of it,
out of nowhere, just puke in the middle of nowhere
and you have to go, sorry, Buddy's pizza. Don't know
what we're gonna do now it's puke everywhere.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
What kind of puker's is your family? I need to know.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Uh, my son is a very surprisingly calm puker. Okay,
like he'll just casually walk out or we didn't even
know at the time, he didn't tell anybody. He didn't like,
he didn't tap anybody's shoulder. He said he tried to
say something. Next thing, you know, we're looking over at
him and he's got his hand over his mouth and
it's coming out of all sides. I oh, yeah, it
was disgusting. My daughter is a I want to say,
(02:40):
a professional. She went in like did things that evening, which,
by the way, sorry to any other kids, I got sick.
She went and did things that evening, played with friends,
didn't get sick, got home and was like if my voice,
this is in my head.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
This is how she said this.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Mother and father, I will need a bowl for the
evening as I do not feel very well.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Your bull pukers Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, same bowl.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Oh yeah, I have a uh I'm a bad puker,
like I'm I'm a big baby.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
And then I use that that uh that doesn't everybody
have a bowl? Yowl?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
And if people have bulls, you use it for popcorn too,
Like you use it and then like you'll wash it
and then the next day you could use it for
popcorn if you wanted to or mix a mixing bowl.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
This is my question for bowl people. Okay, what do
you do with the bowl? Once it's full?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
You dump it in the toilet?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Why not do one of two things then, either A
go to the toilet or B I don't like to
splash back. I get that I'm a trash can puker
because then you just tie up the bag throw it away.
I don't have to clean anything.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, but in the heat of the moment, usually the
bowl isn't for like, if I'm just like lounging around
all day, it's usually four at night overnight, so that
if I wake up in the middle of the night,
I can just go and then go back to sleep. Right.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
First of all, no, there's a step heuristic mare, there's
a cleanup process that that needs to be done. Because
if I wake up and I love you and we
have children together, and your pupil is still.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Sitting next to me, oh you have to love me.
You have to. But also this.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Might blow your mind. Did you know trash cans are
in fact portable. You could put the trash can next
to the bed, same purpose as the ball. Don't have
to eat.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Out of it. Yeah, but it feels you know, this
is a solid point that I've never actually thought about.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
It feels a lot more inconvenient, and it feels like
if I spill that inside the trash can, then I
have to go and watch the trash can, and that
becomes a bigger hassle. Or if I pull that bag
out and it starts leaking out of the bottom because
it's not in there securely, then I'm dragging puke all
throughout my house.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
It is the year of twenty twenty five. When was
the last time you had a trash bag that leaked?
I'm sorry, my dude, Stop getting them that dollar General.
Go get the hefty bags, Go get the glad bag,
get the scented ones.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Listen here, money bags. We all don't have the scented bags.
I have myyer's bags that aren't even technically trash bags.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
You're just doing the actual grocery.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, in those tiny in those tiny ones, I do
in the like because I'm thinking, you're talking about like
a bathroom trash can, right, not like a kitchen trash can.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
So when I was growing up, it was the kitchen
trash can because it was bigger and kind of to
your point, like little kids are kind of gross and
messy and you gotta be fast. So for us growing up,
the kitchen trash can, my dad would like, take out
the trash, put a new bag in it, put that
next to our buds, bigger surface area, easier target to hit.
As an adult, though my kitchen are not my kitchen,
my bathroom trash can is still kind of big.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Uh oh yeah, Like how would you like? Would you
want that sitting by your base? Also, don't trash cans
always have some sort of smell, no matter how clean
you think they are, they always have a smell. And
I feel like that would make me want to peep more.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
But then sometimes it gets it out of you. You
ever sit there and you're just nauseous for a long
time and it won't come get a gross old trash
can right away, baby.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
So that was me.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Monday after the show, I was I had to go
run errands and I don't know, I knew my family
had it, but I avoided them all weekend. Like, I
went and ran errands all weekend. So I'm like, I'm
not gonna catch this. So I went through my entire
house and I got to Sunday. I'm like, I'm golden.
Went to work Monday morning, Monday after the show, I'm like, huh, well,
that doesn't feel right, and I went at that neurovirus thing.
(06:32):
It literally could hit you like that and you just
start like like what the extorcist vomiting. It's so bad,
it's so bad. But this was that feeling right before
you vomit. Your mouth dries up, it gets clammy, it's coming,
and it stopped.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
It did this all day long.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I ran errands and did things all day Monday and
just went to the point where I pulled my car
over to the side of the road and I'm like,
what is going on? So went to bed that night,
didn't throw I still haven't thrown up. Went to bed
that night, woke up Tuesday at like two am, and
my body went.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Like doing anything today, we're talking top and bottom. I
was everywhere.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Okay, a couple of things here. Number one, I have
a term for you to steal. This is my favorite term.
That feeling that happens in your mouth right before you puked.
We call it my mouth is swating. When your mouth
blows up with saliva. My mouth is weating. In our family,
get out of my way.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
My mouth is.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Number two, very brave of you. To keep running errands.
I didn't very brave.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
It was just like a pain. It was just like
a pain. So I'm like, maybe I just ate something weird.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
And I hadn't puked yet, so I'm like, it can't
be that, because if it was what the kids had,
I watched them go from zero to one hundred, and
I'm like, if it's that, I'm gonna get real sick.
And then I text my wife and I was like, hey,
when you got sick, because I never saw her puke.
When you got sick, did you throw up or did
you She's like no, It always just felt like I
was gonna throw up.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
And then I never did pull the trigger.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
That was my number three, will you pull the trigger?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I thought about it. I ended up googling.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I googled will it make me feel better if I
just throw up, because I'm like, it has to come out,
and it said no. If anything, it's gonna spread it
everywhere because when you puke, all those little particles go everywhere,
and with the neuro virus specifically, it is that contagious
that if it goes even a little bit of splash
back and you don't clean it up with bleach and
disinfectants everything immediately.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Then it's just going to the next person.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I gotta be honest with you. Once I'm sick, I
don't care. I'm not thinking about anybody else.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I'm sorry. It is what it is.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
And I think part of that mentality has come from
being the only woman in my house. And I live
with two men who get the sniffles, and you would
think they were done. Okay, and I love them, And
before you tell me, all I do is shit. I'm men,
all right, these are my favorite people on the planet. Yeah,
but god damn they are little whiny bitches when they're sick. Okay.
I percent about the day that I was so sick
(09:01):
that they ignored me in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Right, No happen, my fucking God, that ignored you.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
This still gets brought up. I was in high school
and this happened. This still gets brought up in family fights. Okay.
I was so incredibly sick one time that it must
have been like a neurovirus or something. Every time I moved,
I puked. There was no controlling it, and so I
for twenty four hours slept in my bathroom overnight straddled.
You're like, I put my face on the bathroom floor
(09:30):
for it to cool down. That kind of sick, right,
it's the worst. Right. So the boys who I love
so much were downstairs in the living room watching I
don't know, probably Lions or something or the Rudlings. They
were watching television. My brother finally walks upstairs, walks by,
and I go, can you just make me a piece
of toast with no butter? Because I'm d like it
was one of those six where even when you'd have
nothing and you would just jive, heave and drive heat.
(09:52):
And I was like, I just need something to puke
up the next time I need to puke. And he
was like, that's a little dramatic, don't you think get
it yourself? The ma away my dad that night, all right,
I was like, what are you gonna do? Sleep in here?
Go to bed, And I slept in there all night
because I was that sick. Both of them got hit
with it the next day. Both of them were in
different bathrooms, the same kind of sickness. They would be like,
(10:14):
can you bring me some meds? I was like, that's
a little dramatic. Don't you think you should go get
them yourself? And walked away, and I felt no remorse. Yeah,
fuck your life, guys, Fuck your fucking life.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Oh my god, that's hilarious. That's hilarious. Still gets brought
up by you or by beb both.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I'll be bad and I'll be like, hey, remember that
one time. That's all I have to say, by the way,
because it's always that story, and they'll both go, We're
really sorry, my game, We're really sorry, and I was like, sorry,
I didn't fix it. In the moment, I was really
hungry and I was puking.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Oh, and that moment too, where you're trying to figure
out what can I eat and what can I eat,
especially if you're hugging your toilet. Oh, your toilet, it's
over like it's death. It's absolute death. No matter how
strong you are against being sick, that is the worst
because you can't all you all. I'm talking to Jesus
said that, I'm talking to God at that point, and
(11:12):
I'm going, Dear Lord, I do a lot of dumb things.
I won't do those dumb things anymore. If you get
this out of my body immediately, yes, or you.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Do that whole like I can't remember what it feels
like to feel normal like this life I promise that
as soon as I'm not sick, I'm really gonna appreciate
not feeling like shit.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Like every day is gonna be a new start.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
When you do that, like in your head, like what
does it feel to not have the bubble guts? Like,
and you're like rocking on the toilet and you're like,
I just need to appreciate my house more.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
This is really a wake up call, and you do
the whole like, I'll.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Never drink again. You didn't drink, Drinking didn't cause us
your sick.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
But I'll never drink.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I will never have alcohol, and I'll never eat fast food.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
And then the second you feel better, Okay, you know
what I could do. I could do a number one
at McDonald's. Wait to be a fuck your life.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah, oh I'm sorry that you guys got sick. Man,
that's at least that happened before Irish.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
That was all I kept thinking was Monday, I'm like,
I'll go into work, it'll be fine, I'll sleep, I'll
be good.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
And then Tuesday I went. I debated.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I debated because I knew I wasn't gonna or I
didn't know if I was gonna throw up or if
I was gonna you know whatever. But I'm like, I
could go in and then just quickly go home after
the show, I'll be fine. And then I started thinking though,
if I if I push this till this weekend, I'm
just gonna be sick this weekend.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Yeah, and that would suck that. What time are you
guys coming in? I don't know. I hear you guys
got a bus, like a whole party bus.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
We do have a bus. We are going to be drinking,
which is going to be wild. Yeah, I'm really looking
forward to.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Are you going to be out all weekend? Or are
you just out on Saturday? What's your plan Friday?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Daddy daughter dance?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Oh yes, yeah yeah, I'll do that Friday and then Saturday.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I am going.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
This is the first year I don't have a lot
of responsibilities. Yeah, as far as irish, just concerned. So
I'm kind of doing what you guys are doing. Like
I'm popping in and gonna hang out for a while,
probably be there when you guys are there, just to
hang out say hi. But I have no real responsibilities
other than like obvious, the take pictures and hang out
and whatever. Say Hi toad listeners and all that kind
(13:28):
of stuff. But i don't have to be anywhere, so
I'm going to bounce, grab some some dinner, some lunch, whatever,
come back. I got a hotel downtown, so I'm gonna
be staying downtown. Alli and I are both gonna be there.
And then, yeah, what's that You got a loser one time?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
One time, But it was the best time in my life.
When you were calling me to show you my hotel
room to prove that I wasn't hiding your wife in
my room will forever be my favorite conversation we have
ever had.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
I will probably not drink to that excess if you do.
I probably won't. I will I will, but I will
definitely I'll have some drinks.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
And like I said, I think I'm coming in early
to do something here while you guys are on the road,
and then I'm going straight from here to the event.
I got a couple stage announcements or whatever kind of early,
and I'll be there to maybe to have a drink
off the louge.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah, I'll tell you what our plan is once I
figured it out. I'm sure they discussed it and I
wasn't paying attention but man, I am so looking forward
to seeing you this weekend, and I am so looking
forward to the weather. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
It's gonna be like seventies.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
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Spock.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I have a problem, Michael, and I am so sorry
that you faced part of it. There is one joy
of being single with no kids, and it's I have
no real responsibilities.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Go.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
This is the slightly Messy Show with Mike and Meghan.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
State means a messy show, messy, messy Mike and Megan.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
It's a slightly messy show with Mike and Meghan. Bam
bam ba bam, bam ba bam. Two millennials, two different
stages of their life. This is the slightly Messy Show.
My name is Mike from the B ninety three Morning Show,
along with Megan Mick from Mojo in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Also to that, why I'm on the cosp of being
gen Z, You're not gen Z.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I know you want to be, I know you have
you aspired to be. You are not You are not gens.
I don't know what the line is. I don't know
what the age.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Nineteen ninety It is like.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Fuck, how many times you say skimmity toilet or riz
or uh? What's another one that my son loves to
I don't know what my son is, but he hears
all these different things at school.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Six seven six seven.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I know what that means.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
What does it mean?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
No idea, But your son isn't gen z either.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
No, but it trickles down, you know how that goes?
It trickles down. I next got it. I think I'm
so funny. U. Yeah, nice to know that.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
You didn't just say no right off the bat, so
I'll take it.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah. No, I think you're funny too. I think I do.
I do I do. How are you today?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I'm great? How are you?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I'm all right, I'm alright. Just I'm coming off a
sick day, so I'm a little rough. We'll get into
that here a little later in the podcast. But I
got that twenty four hour bug that people that everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Gets, ah, influenza, a.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Whatever, the neurovirus, whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, I don't know, but whenever kids get in of it,
out of nowhere, just puke in the middle of nowhere
and you have to go, sorry, Buddy's pizza. Don't know
what we're gonna do now it's puke everywhere.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
What kind of puker's is your family? I need to know.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Uh, my son is a very surprisingly calm puker. Okay,
like he'll just casually walk out or we didn't even
know at the time, he didn't tell anybody. He didn't like,
he didn't tap anybody's shoulder. He said he tried to
say something. Next thing, you know, we're looking over at
him and he's got his hand over his mouth and
it's coming out of all sides. I oh, yeah, it
was disgusting. My daughter is a I want to say,
(02:40):
a professional. She went in like did things that evening, which,
by the way, sorry to any other kids, I got sick.
She went and did things that evening, played with friends,
didn't get sick, got home and was like if my voice,
this is in my head.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
This is how she said this.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Mother and father, I will need a bowl for the
evening as I do not feel very well.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Your bull pukers Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, same bowl.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Oh yeah, I have a uh I'm a bad puker,
like I'm I'm a big baby.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
And then I use that that uh that doesn't everybody
have a bowl? Yowl?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
And if people have bulls, you use it for popcorn too,
Like you use it and then like you'll wash it
and then the next day you could use it for
popcorn if you wanted to or mix a mixing bowl.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
This is my question for bowl people. Okay, what do
you do with the bowl? Once it's full?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
You dump it in the toilet?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Why not do one of two things then, either A
go to the toilet or B I don't like to
splash back. I get that I'm a trash can puker
because then you just tie up the bag throw it away.
I don't have to clean anything.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, but in the heat of the moment, usually the
bowl isn't for like, if I'm just like lounging around
all day, it's usually four at night overnight, so that
if I wake up in the middle of the night,
I can just go and then go back to sleep. Right.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
First of all, no, there's a step heuristic mare, there's
a cleanup process that that needs to be done. Because
if I wake up and I love you and we
have children together, and your pupil is still.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Sitting next to me, oh you have to love me.
You have to. But also this.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Might blow your mind. Did you know trash cans are
in fact portable. You could put the trash can next
to the bed, same purpose as the ball. Don't have
to eat.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Out of it. Yeah, but it feels you know, this
is a solid point that I've never actually thought about.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
It feels a lot more inconvenient, and it feels like
if I spill that inside the trash can, then I
have to go and watch the trash can, and that
becomes a bigger hassle. Or if I pull that bag
out and it starts leaking out of the bottom because
it's not in there securely, then I'm dragging puke all
throughout my house.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
It is the year of twenty twenty five. When was
the last time you had a trash bag that leaked?
I'm sorry, my dude, Stop getting them that dollar General.
Go get the hefty bags, Go get the glad bag,
get the scented ones.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Listen here, money bags. We all don't have the scented bags.
I have myyer's bags that aren't even technically trash bags.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
You're just doing the actual grocery.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, in those tiny in those tiny ones, I do
in the like because I'm thinking, you're talking about like
a bathroom trash can, right, not like a kitchen trash can.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
So when I was growing up, it was the kitchen
trash can because it was bigger and kind of to
your point, like little kids are kind of gross and
messy and you gotta be fast. So for us growing up,
the kitchen trash can, my dad would like, take out
the trash, put a new bag in it, put that
next to our buds, bigger surface area, easier target to hit.
As an adult, though my kitchen are not my kitchen,
my bathroom trash can is still kind of big.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Uh oh yeah, Like how would you like? Would you
want that sitting by your base? Also, don't trash cans
always have some sort of smell, no matter how clean
you think they are, they always have a smell. And
I feel like that would make me want to peep more.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
But then sometimes it gets it out of you. You
ever sit there and you're just nauseous for a long
time and it won't come get a gross old trash
can right away, baby.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
So that was me.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Monday after the show, I was I had to go
run errands and I don't know, I knew my family
had it, but I avoided them all weekend. Like, I
went and ran errands all weekend. So I'm like, I'm
not gonna catch this. So I went through my entire
house and I got to Sunday. I'm like, I'm golden.
Went to work Monday morning, Monday after the show, I'm like, huh, well,
that doesn't feel right, and I went at that neurovirus thing.
(06:32):
It literally could hit you like that and you just
start like like what the extorcist vomiting. It's so bad,
it's so bad. But this was that feeling right before
you vomit. Your mouth dries up, it gets clammy, it's coming,
and it stopped.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
It did this all day long.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I ran errands and did things all day Monday and
just went to the point where I pulled my car
over to the side of the road and I'm like,
what is going on? So went to bed that night,
didn't throw I still haven't thrown up. Went to bed
that night, woke up Tuesday at like two am, and
my body went.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Like doing anything today, we're talking top and bottom. I
was everywhere.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Okay, a couple of things here. Number one, I have
a term for you to steal. This is my favorite term.
That feeling that happens in your mouth right before you puked.
We call it my mouth is swating. When your mouth
blows up with saliva. My mouth is weating. In our family,
get out of my way.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
My mouth is.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Number two, very brave of you. To keep running errands.
I didn't very brave.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
It was just like a pain. It was just like
a pain. So I'm like, maybe I just ate something weird.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
And I hadn't puked yet, so I'm like, it can't
be that, because if it was what the kids had,
I watched them go from zero to one hundred, and
I'm like, if it's that, I'm gonna get real sick.
And then I text my wife and I was like, hey,
when you got sick, because I never saw her puke.
When you got sick, did you throw up or did
you She's like no, It always just felt like I
was gonna throw up.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
And then I never did pull the trigger.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
That was my number three, will you pull the trigger?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I thought about it. I ended up googling.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I googled will it make me feel better if I
just throw up, because I'm like, it has to come out,
and it said no. If anything, it's gonna spread it
everywhere because when you puke, all those little particles go everywhere,
and with the neuro virus specifically, it is that contagious
that if it goes even a little bit of splash
back and you don't clean it up with bleach and
disinfectants everything immediately.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Then it's just going to the next person.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I gotta be honest with you. Once I'm sick, I
don't care. I'm not thinking about anybody else.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I'm sorry. It is what it is.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
And I think part of that mentality has come from
being the only woman in my house. And I live
with two men who get the sniffles, and you would
think they were done. Okay, and I love them, And
before you tell me, all I do is shit. I'm men,
all right, these are my favorite people on the planet. Yeah,
but god damn they are little whiny bitches when they're sick. Okay.
I percent about the day that I was so sick
(09:01):
that they ignored me in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Right, No happen, my fucking God, that ignored you.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
This still gets brought up. I was in high school
and this happened. This still gets brought up in family fights. Okay.
I was so incredibly sick one time that it must
have been like a neurovirus or something. Every time I moved,
I puked. There was no controlling it, and so I
for twenty four hours slept in my bathroom overnight straddled.
You're like, I put my face on the bathroom floor
(09:30):
for it to cool down. That kind of sick, right,
it's the worst. Right. So the boys who I love
so much were downstairs in the living room watching I
don't know, probably Lions or something or the Rudlings. They
were watching television. My brother finally walks upstairs, walks by,
and I go, can you just make me a piece
of toast with no butter? Because I'm d like it
was one of those six where even when you'd have
nothing and you would just jive, heave and drive heat.
(09:52):
And I was like, I just need something to puke
up the next time I need to puke. And he
was like, that's a little dramatic, don't you think get
it yourself? The ma away my dad that night, all right,
I was like, what are you gonna do? Sleep in here?
Go to bed, And I slept in there all night
because I was that sick. Both of them got hit
with it the next day. Both of them were in
different bathrooms, the same kind of sickness. They would be like,
(10:14):
can you bring me some meds? I was like, that's
a little dramatic. Don't you think you should go get
them yourself? And walked away, and I felt no remorse. Yeah,
fuck your life, guys, Fuck your fucking life.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Oh my god, that's hilarious. That's hilarious. Still gets brought
up by you or by beb both.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I'll be bad and I'll be like, hey, remember that
one time. That's all I have to say, by the way,
because it's always that story, and they'll both go, We're
really sorry, my game, We're really sorry, and I was like, sorry,
I didn't fix it. In the moment, I was really
hungry and I was puking.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Oh, and that moment too, where you're trying to figure
out what can I eat and what can I eat,
especially if you're hugging your toilet. Oh, your toilet, it's
over like it's death. It's absolute death. No matter how
strong you are against being sick, that is the worst
because you can't all you all. I'm talking to Jesus
said that, I'm talking to God at that point, and
(11:12):
I'm going, Dear Lord, I do a lot of dumb things.
I won't do those dumb things anymore. If you get
this out of my body immediately, yes, or you.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Do that whole like I can't remember what it feels
like to feel normal like this life I promise that
as soon as I'm not sick, I'm really gonna appreciate
not feeling like shit.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Like every day is gonna be a new start.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
When you do that, like in your head, like what
does it feel to not have the bubble guts? Like,
and you're like rocking on the toilet and you're like,
I just need to appreciate my house more.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
This is really a wake up call, and you do
the whole like, I'll.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Never drink again. You didn't drink, Drinking didn't cause us
your sick.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
But I'll never drink.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I will never have alcohol, and I'll never eat fast food.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
And then the second you feel better, Okay, you know
what I could do. I could do a number one
at McDonald's. Wait to be a fuck your life.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah, oh I'm sorry that you guys got sick. Man,
that's at least that happened before Irish.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
That was all I kept thinking was Monday, I'm like,
I'll go into work, it'll be fine, I'll sleep, I'll
be good.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
And then Tuesday I went. I debated.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I debated because I knew I wasn't gonna or I
didn't know if I was gonna throw up or if
I was gonna you know whatever. But I'm like, I
could go in and then just quickly go home after
the show, I'll be fine. And then I started thinking though,
if I if I push this till this weekend, I'm
just gonna be sick this weekend.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Yeah, and that would suck that. What time are you
guys coming in? I don't know. I hear you guys
got a bus, like a whole party bus.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
We do have a bus. We are going to be drinking,
which is going to be wild. Yeah, I'm really looking
forward to.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Are you going to be out all weekend? Or are
you just out on Saturday? What's your plan Friday?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Daddy daughter dance?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Oh yes, yeah yeah, I'll do that Friday and then Saturday.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I am going.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
This is the first year I don't have a lot
of responsibilities. Yeah, as far as irish, just concerned. So
I'm kind of doing what you guys are doing. Like
I'm popping in and gonna hang out for a while,
probably be there when you guys are there, just to
hang out say hi. But I have no real responsibilities
other than like obvious, the take pictures and hang out
and whatever. Say Hi toad listeners and all that kind
(13:28):
of stuff. But i don't have to be anywhere, so
I'm going to bounce, grab some some dinner, some lunch, whatever,
come back. I got a hotel downtown, so I'm gonna
be staying downtown. Alli and I are both gonna be there.
And then, yeah, what's that You got a loser one time?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
One time, But it was the best time in my life.
When you were calling me to show you my hotel
room to prove that I wasn't hiding your wife in
my room will forever be my favorite conversation we have
ever had.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
I will probably not drink to that excess if you do.
I probably won't. I will I will, but I will
definitely I'll have some drinks.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
And like I said, I think I'm coming in early
to do something here while you guys are on the road,
and then I'm going straight from here to the event.
I got a couple stage announcements or whatever kind of early,
and I'll be there to maybe to have a drink
off the louge.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah, I'll tell you what our plan is once I
figured it out. I'm sure they discussed it and I
wasn't paying attention but man, I am so looking forward
to seeing you this weekend, and I am so looking
forward to the weather. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
It's gonna be like seventies.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
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