January 16, 2025 • 42 mins
On this weeks episode of the Slightly Messy Show Mike and Meaghan talk about how we’re glad to be back, Mike’s daughter is singing the national anthem at a huge event, and Meaghan is fighting with a streaming platform.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, and just one for good measure.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
No, thank you. That was a it's been a minute.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Oh that might be vomit.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
That sounded acidy like it might like you might need
a tons.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Oh, I have tons in my backpack there in the
other studio. They're the smoothie chewy ones are so good.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
It's all really good, so old. I have asked for
to mide right now. So when I walk it goes.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Please welcome to the stage, creaky.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Mean, are you ready?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
I have a problem, Michael, and I am so sorry
that you faced part of it. There is one joy
of being single with no kids, and it's I have
no real responsibilities.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
This is the slightly messy Show with Mike and Megan.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Means a messy show, messy Mic and Megan.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It's a slightly messy.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Show with Mike and Meghan. Bam, bam bam. Is this
are we back? Are we back in twenty twenty five?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I believe we are? Wow? And it only caused quite
a stir to make it happen. And I might have
been labeled a raging bitch today, But what that maybe?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Does it have to do with this? Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
It has to do with everything, Mike.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Oh, Okay, it's just one of those guys copyright don't
do more.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
We are back in twenty twenty five, slightly messy show.
My name is Mike from the B ninety three Morning Show.
That is Megan Mick from Mojo in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
For me, oh my god, for me, I might Oh jesus,
I'm gonna be like I did hear that?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Who cares what they say? All right?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Who cares? That's my that's my twenty twenty five is
a care. I don't care. So let me ask you this,
what the hell took so long for us to get
this finally going? Because it was not my end too.
It wasn't just it was it on your heads. It
was both of us.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
The biggest problem is how many people have to do
things in order for us to be able to do this.
Like somebody in one studio has to switch the settings
on their board. They don't want to. I have to
sit there and stare them down until they do it.
And now they know I don't leave the room until
it's done. And they lied withoud time and said I
switch it, and I went, nope. The logo's behind you
(02:33):
changed when you do, so I know you did it.
And then it's finding studios. Well, I have a very
small window that this can happen before every studio is
taken up, and then we have to wait for everybody
to leave.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
So today was one of those days where we just
waited for people to.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Leave so that we had space and they didn't leave,
and they're currently standing outside of the door looking at
me because they left their stuff in here, and so.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, I have to wait. You have to wait. Sucks
to suck.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I'm so just.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I missed working in Toledo, where I thought I really
want to go in a big space where everybody is
and I realized I didn't have to fight for equipment.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah, it's well, maybe it's like that in Toledo.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It is.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
It's starting to get like that here though. In West
mische summon Grand Rapids in the Grand Apper studios, I
had to wait to get into the SNX studio and
it's like, you know what it's like, It's like going
to like the house you used to live in and
now somebody else lives there.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
It's their house, right, it's not my house anymore.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
But like what if I left my stuff in there,
or what if I wanted to go use my house
really quick. I'm not allowed to, all right, I have
to wait for that person to leave. But I don't
want to, like I want because there's like a cardboard
cut out of me still in here, and ninety percent
of my stuff is still in here. I just want
to walk in and use it like it's mine. But
it's not mine, right, it's not mine.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I'm all for sharing, Like I like, somebody today needed
my space and I said, use my space.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
It's the only space you can use.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
What driving nds are the people that are going, no,
that's my space, and I go, no, your space is
the only space that this technically can happen inside of.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
So you have to share. Not everybody has his access.
We have to share.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah, And I honestly, today we don't know. We're recording
on a Tuesday. Normally we record on a Wednesday. So
like Charles, who's in here now is very much, very
much out of here on Wednesdays.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
But today's a Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
So I had to I had to let him kind
of do his thing and get in and do this
and we're good.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Now we're rolling now for twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Long story short, I have twenty minutes of flexibility in
my day before I'm unavailable until.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
After one thirty in the afternoon, I have twenty minutes
of flexibility to day.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
So if all of those moving parts don't hit right
at ten forty, yeah, I'm not gonna see you get
into one thirty.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, you know what that is, especially you know at
the beginning of the year, that's how it starts off.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
It's starting.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
It's definitely starting to get that way to here where
like there's meetings or there's recordings, or there's things we
have to do.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
And explaining to the engineers, hey can you change everything
you guys just fixed so that I can do a
podcast once a week. That would be great heat.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
But also it makes its money.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, yeah, that's the thing. Is Like if I wasn't
having fun, and if this wasn't fun to do, and
if we weren't making money on it, right, I might
just go all right, we can't do it. We'll figure
it out next week or whatever. But like I like
this and we're making money.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I brought up the money sometimes like this is the
only fun thing that I do in today. So people
are like, it's not gonna happen I'm like, you gotta
know it's getting I don't care who the fuck needs
to get yelled at or what the fuck needs damp it,
but it's gonna get done.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
For my sanities sake.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
We you have to take the small victories, right, you
have to take the you do because, uh, even like
what happened the other day, Oh, I had a lunch
beating and it was it was gonna be at a bar,
and it was they were gonna, we're gonna have drinks
and they almost canceled it. But like that was the
only thing I had to look forward to for the
day other than that I was gonna sit in a
(06:27):
studio or do And so they're like, hey, we might
just do it at his office.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Who I said, No, no, no, we should. I'm already I'm.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Already headed there, guys, we might as well just I'll wait,
oh wait, if you want, I'll get an appetizer. I'll
get it to go in because I was just like,
that's this is this is the exciting part of my day.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
This is it.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Truly truly, I literally knew it was gonna be bad
when I texted you writ before I walked into the studio.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I said Hey, good chance, go to cry today. Don't worry,
don't acknowledge it.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Just I just really needed to catch up with you
and spend time with you because I miss you, and
I enjoyed and I really truly enjoy your time in
our conversations.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I love being silly, goofy and.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Done with you in a way that I do not
get to be silly, goofy.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
And dumb anymore and other spacers, and.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I just enjoy this.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I feel like that's that's maybe a phone conversation.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
No, no, I's honestly been a lot of feedback of
Just like somebody the other day, and I love clapping
back at people, was like, you're so trashy, And I said, why,
why give.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Me an example?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I love this so much. I love this.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Why and just crickets And I go, it's funny because
the room saw you called me, saw that you called
me treasure.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
But you can't pack. And then somebody today, what did
they say today? Oh? They said that I was mom
shaming them.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Oh, I'm gonna run this by you. Okay, like a
quick question, what kind.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Of things from your children have you sentimentally held on
to as keepsakes? I like the stuff from the hospital,
like the bracely Uh yes, so hospital stuff we keep.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I think the first haircut stuff we've kept.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
My wife, even though I think it's weird, has kept
all their teeth.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I think that's the weirdest thing in the world. So
she hasn't like in a drawer. It's weird.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
And then you said that unprompted. Just want to make
that clear. Did not set you up for that one
because that was a catalyst.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Oh really, Oh yeah, my wife. My wife works in
the dental feel two, which doesn't make it any better.
I still think it's weird, like she's held They're in
a jar somewhere. The only thing I really have from
them is my daughter used to used to bring up
stuff that she'd find on the ground, whether it was
a rock or a stick or whatever. So I have
a jar of just shit that she's given me over
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the years. So when she moves out, and I was
gonna do this with all kids, and I kind of
slacked on it, but when she moves out someday I
would give it to her and be like, here, now,
you take a piece of your childhood. I thought it
was a great idea. I didn't follow through. Is sure,
but the teeth is fucking weird.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Teeth is weird.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
And I said, only acceptable answer is if you are
the kind of person that makes weird jewelry.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
One, Okay, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Like, if you've got weird teeth, if you have a
necklace full of teeth, you're weird.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Okay, you have a jarful of teeth, throw it away.
That's trash. Those are just disposable bones. Get rid of them.
What what What people got upset about this is wild
to me was people are calling it and saying they're
baby blake. I'm like, oh, how cute.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
They're saying their first haircut. Oh, I totally understand. This.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Woman said when your son gets circumcised, there's this piece
of plastics that they put on the tip of his penis.
And I kept that and I said, that's unreasonable. Don't
that's weird. So it's not the tip of the penis,
it's just the plastic.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Piece, not the skin, not that anything.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
It's like the little helmet.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
So what I said was, at what point in.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
His life are you going to go through your memory
box and he's gonna pull this out and go, mom,
what's this? And you go, it's the circumcision penis plastic
that protected your dong.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Like, that's weird. You've crossed a line. How dare you?
And the amount of company, there's.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
My nugget, shaming all parents are now I said, no, no, no, no,
no no.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Not all parents that one.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yeah, there's certainly I've heard of people keeping certain things
that I wouldn't do personally, Uh, what was the reason?
What was the reason why she wanted it? There was
no reason, but I was the bad guy. Well, because
anytime there's no I mean, it's like if I said
something about, uh, being a woman, like I don't have
(10:36):
like I will never be a woman, like Okay, that's
not fair because you could be a mom.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
If I said something about a dog.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Like those are put the witchcrafts on me, Bobby.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
But that okay.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
But like if I said something about being a like
being a dog parent and in dressing like I don't
have dogs, so like people are immediately even if I'm right,
they're immediately going to go, well, you don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
You don't have dogs, So that's where that comes from.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Doesn't matter if you were an aunt or whatever, if
you don't have kids, Immediately people go to bomb.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Shaming immediately doesn't matter if you're right.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
You know what, Maybe maybe shame is okay. Sometimes I'm
not saying in this situation or not in this situation,
but just in general, sometimes I think it might be.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Acceptable.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I don't know that might be on the line.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I've been living a lot of my life like how
about oh no, my man, shots fired?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Like I don't Yeah, I'm with you, though, I like,
I don't encourage bullying, but like if I wasn't bullied
on some things, like I might still do so. I
might still pick my nose and eat my boogers, right,
I might still do that because my mom could tell
me all day not to do that.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
But it probably took Jason Ober.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Not the first ball of last oh yeah, calling me
out in the middle of the class, going oh did
you just teach your boogers for me to go so
hmm from maybe I won't even buggers anymore.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
It's not a courage a yet like shame shame, Oh
my god, Yeah no, I'm not encouraging it, but like
those healthy doses of learning in life are shocking yet important.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I got I've been getting speaking of comments, and I
know we have other topics that we're supposed to get
an do.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
But I like where this is headed. Uh there.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
I've been getting comments recently since the new year, like
the mean ones. They stopped for a while, right, But
when you start a new show and you're it's it's
somebody who was already established show when you're kind of
coming in and zero experience with that, right right, same
as kind of us coming on to Mojo in the morning,
I'm getting the bring back this person, bring back this person? Uh,
(12:54):
not a lot. In fact, for the last seven months
it hasn't been at all.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Really.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
There was a quarter of questions and all that stuff
with it, but I've been getting more and more of that,
probably handful of times, and then other just really mean stuff.
And I'm on this kick where like I don't care
because we've dealt with it with Mojo, right, I don't care, Like, uh,
you can't please everybody. But also when do I want
to respond? When do I finally go Okay, I'm gonna
(13:25):
take one of these and really just go off.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I'll tell you my favorite ones, the ones where I smirk.
We'll write.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
I write a lot of responses to text, which out
I'm like, is this worth a screencraft to my boss. Ah,
delete delete, but if it makes me laugh hard enough,
I'll hit that send button.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Like today, So I was like, Meggan, is such a
pick mey?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
And I said, when have I ever given the impression
that I want a man's approval?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Because that's what a pick mey is? And if you
think I'm a pick.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Me we need to go back, baby, Like, let's let's
relook up that definition, because I don't think you got.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
It right the least the least.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Do you ever uh do you ever do this where
you go uh and research the person that said it,
like you go look at them?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
You done asses. I have all of your information. I
know it city you live in, I know where you work,
I know your phone number, I know what other accounts
are on that same plan.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I know it.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
So I got led the other day and it was
just it. It felt like it was from a radio guy, like,
it was very Everything that was said was things you
would say behind the scenes in a radio like.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
It just felt like a disgruntled radio person.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
So I went and clicked on their profile and then
went to their threads, which I don't know. I don't
really go to threads a lot, but it's there in
people's Instagram, and he this person, it's a guy, had
responded to all these different like it was almost bots,
but it was all females. And it was like, hey,
who's singling grand rapids And he's like I am, and
(14:56):
it's like, hey, who's who's single and horny and wants
to talk and rapids? And he responded to all of them.
And I don't know that he realizes that he responded
to all of them. And the comebacks that I had
no pun intended and and everything. I was ready, I
was ready to go, and I went, Nah, this just
ain't worth it. And then I'd lose, I lose the
motivation to.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Do it, and I just don't So my personal favorite
thing in the entire world. I should not be revealing this,
but I don't care. Tonight people will call in and
they'll lie to us, right, They'll say their name is John.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
But really it's Larry, like whatever.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
It like, Okay, you can lie to us whatever. But
so many of you don't realize you're ticing is from
your phone number, your phone number, your jobs, especially if
you have.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
A higher up job.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Yeah, probably has your phone number listed on your contact
sheet on your job's website. Not only did a quick
Google search get me right to your real name, but
also where you work and what your title is and
who your boss is. Think about it, guys, Think about it.
(16:01):
So many people are like my phone numbers not connected
to my Facebook and I'm like, no, but you're the
VP over at this sales organization, and so and so
works at the cubicle next door.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Great. Could you imagine if we just showed up to
their job and did the exact same things.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I would love to heckle people at their jobs. We
get heckled.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Like I want you at the water cooler going wow,
crazy game last night.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Being like wild take do you know anything about football?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Stop being such.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
A pick me, or go through whatever their job is
and just go in and be like.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I miss so and so.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Bring them back like they're a middle surgery.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
So and so always moved down to their dream job.
We're so happy for that.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Break that back.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Or sometimes you want to be like they were a monster.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, yes, you're right, Move forward blog.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
All right, it is the slightly messy show. I miss this.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
I'm glad we're back for the first podcast of twenty
twenty five. And you were telling me before we start
the podcast that you've you've been what traveling to Europe?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Oh my god, you you know what? Only one streaming
service thinks.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
So, oh really, I'm losing.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
I'm not what I tell you. I am on the
verge of that mental brigdad. I don't know if we're
getting coffee or alcohol.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
When I leave today, but it's a fun game.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
It's gonna be a spicy game, lader. Will it be
a box of wine or will it be a red bull?
So I for cumulatively what a big word for me
right now?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
She is central State. You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
I commultively have spent probably close to twenty hours on
thank you support with one streaming service. So I noticed
that one streaming service every time I try to use
it says, we're sorry, it doesn't look like you're at home.
Try reconfiguring these settings. Now, My internet is fine because
I've been on the phone with them. I've been on
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the phone with all of the other streaming services, all fine.
They all say, yeah, you're in Detroit, right, I go
mm hmm. And for some reason, this one streaming service,
it says you're in Europe right now, and I would
that's weird because my internet says that's not the case.
And Netflix said that wasn't the case. At HBO said
that wasn't the case. So it seems to be a
(18:30):
you issue. And they were like, yep, nothing we could
do about it, and they'll end the chat.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
And then I started going no call, and I was
on the phone.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
With this streaming service and my internet provider at the
same time, and we were all like, seems like you issue.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
And the person at the streaming site, wait, I don't
know what to do about it, just hung up.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Does it matter if it thinks you're in a different place.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yes, because I cannot and I pay for live television,
I cannot watch any of the football.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I am paying an ass load of money. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
I think it is that refuses to work on their end,
and every time I call chat anything goes.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
We don't know what to do about it.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
What I would even understand if you didn't know I
live roughly a quarter of a mile from Canada. It
would be one thing if my streaming service for some
reason was hitting Canada. Oh yeah yeah, And they were like,
oh weird, it says you're in Canada, and I'm like, oh,
must be hitting that one tower.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I'm not, I'm here, but Europe, Europe.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yeah, that's kind of it feels like you're being hacked.
I don't know if you are, but it feels like it.
But what would be the reason other than just to
get service for free?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
I guess one streaming site, which by the way I went,
I went to my brother's house doesn't work down there either,
Like it just doesn't work anywhere.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I don't understand is it is.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
It the one that I'm thinking of, Like is it
a really like I don't want you to say what
it is, but uh yes, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
that's what That's what I thought about.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
That was like the y m C A of streaming services.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, but I got it. I was pretty confident and
that's what it was. Anyways.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
The other ones, yeah, I mean we were playing clue
or if we were playing guests who of streaming services?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah, pretty much had it.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
But there's I mean, you should do YouTube TV anyways,
because it's ten times better.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
But I don't understand why this one is doing that.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Nuts, I mean nuts, And every time I go to cancel,
that's when they hang out and I go, oh, if
you can't get it to work, why don't we just
cancel the subscription click.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
That's what they do. That's what they do, and it's expensive.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I went through that service before for football specifically, and
you don't want to cancel it now because you got
the Super Bowl. I mean you got the some of
the biggest Oh you can't watch them anyways, but you
get some of the biggest games.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
I have to stream it on my phone and then
I have to cast it to the laptop because I
can't cast it to my television.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
And then I have to HGMI corn my laptop into
my TV. I'm a guy for this football game. I
was like, I do not spend one hundred bucks a
month to watch this game.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Gross.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
I know I'm losing it.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
I'm actually but the gaslighting of everybody in my life
being like, you.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Should probably contact your internet provider around I'm like, I did,
I did, issue.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
I think somebody is still your your Hulu and I
don't know how that would even work, but there's no
way it should think and or your laptop is hacked
wherever you're watching it from.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
It feel like it's hacked.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
I guess okay, I have zero information on there? You
got what's that line from Willy Wonka?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
You got nothing lose?
Speaker 4 (21:55):
There's no good cut it here. I have nobody in
my Joey. I'm checked by Jaggie, good guy. There's four dollars.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
In good luck. So what are you gonna do? Are
you just gonna cancel it?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah, I'm trying to. I don't even know how to
cancel it.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
I don't even know how to cancel it because every
website's like you gotta you have to get on in
a just top and you have to log onto this,
and then you have to click on this and you
have I know I'm not gonna do it right, and
then I'm not sure if I did it through my
firestick or is it through my.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
That this should be illegal?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Stop trying to ban TikTok, banned subscription services that are
hard to cancel.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
You're the devil.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
I do not care what information China gets for me, because.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
What are they gonna get? Four dollars? Am I checking
account for you?
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Do you think they don't have it off your Chinese
phone or your Chinese car that you're driving?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Well, you don't drive in Chinese car.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
But you're or your you're kind no clue. Uh they
have your info, but yeah, you're right. What are they
gonna get?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Make this for politicians cool? You're an elected official. You
don't get to.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Use TikTok wonderful, You don't get to use iPhones, you
don't get to use anything. You get to use American
technology and then you make it better, Like if you're
stuck with it, you're gonna make it better.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Put that up me, roocky Bobby.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
I'm sad.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
This is the only thing getting me through a night
and day.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Or my little funny videos of seeing babies far when
you make them their legs bicycle kit the one thing
in life that's keeping me sane.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Yeah, I really don't need to see any of our
elected officials doing the We listen and we don't judge
trend like.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't
need to listen.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
I don't need to see the the what was the
other one that I just saw the other day? I
say the I make the face and you make the
sound where we just call and then the other person
makes the sound.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
I don't need I don't need to see that one.
I don't need to see the elect official do that one.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
We did the we listen to reach out? Shoot?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
You have been? The best part was nobody got it
for me.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
I just posted something about that the other day with
the we listen and we don't a Christmas tree.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I still have my Christmas tree up and I posted that.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Me too, and I sat in front of it with
the box of things like the storage container follow my ornaments,
and I'm nah, I've grabbed to box some peanut butter
pretzels instead. I said, I'm gonna go play Switch in bed.
And it was five pm and I sat in bed
with my switch like hogwarts leather and eating peanut butter pretzels.
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And I'm an adult with four bigger coll.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I'm not I'm not taking a I don't know that
I'll take my side note. I don't know that I'm
gonna take my own down all year. To be honest
with you, it is the perfect lighting. And I don't
have a better lamp in my living room than that.
Every time I look outside and it's snowy and I
don't want to do anything, I look at that Christmas
tree and I'm like, oh, it feels like Christmas.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Still, I'm gonna leave it up. I might be a thing.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
It might be a Valentine's tree at some point, could
be the same Patty's tree.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Okay, so I get you because same zeus girly, SAME's crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
He would be twins girl. But I did this one year.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
And here's my only warning is I loved it until
like March, and then it just became funny. So then
you're like, I can't believe it's throw up. Oh my god,
I'm such a piece of shit.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
And then the next.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Holiday rolls around, and genuinely, this is my only warning.
The Christmas tree does not feel special next Christmas because
it's been up.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Okay, I might hit March. March could be the line
once the snow disappears. It might be the line. We'll see,
we'll see. But a Halloween tree sounds pretty freaking awesome.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I can see. I can see myself doing a Halloween tree.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
You gotta do a felony tree like we did stole
two different well, sorry, take that back.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
We possibly borrowed.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Allegedly.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Allegedly, this is made up for the radio. That's all
we do is lie. Two different construction barrels, one of
those big fat, juicy boys.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
And then those skinny tall ones.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
We put on top of each other and decorated it
and called it the Felony tree.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
That was up for a long time.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
It was up for years in my dad's living rooms
and his fancy ass house.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
We just had construction.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Your dad was just cool with it. You didn't even
care he was mad.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
But okay, this is gonna happening one day. This is
your warning.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Okay, at a certain point, your kids are going to
realize what pushes your buttons to the point where it
irritates you enough.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
But they don't get in trouble, okay.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Especially they're funny. Especially one year we.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Built my dad a cow for Christmas. He likes me.
He didn't want anything. We couldn't find.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
A butcher to give us a cow alive, and we
weren't gonna bring a dead one. So we built a cow.
We put like a cooler inside of it, filled it
up with the meat, and then the utters were a
pony keg. Her name was Steva because my brother tried
to name it her Steve, and I said she had utters.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
She's a girl and I became Steve.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
My dad tried to get rid of Steva so many times,
so many times. I just constantly he thought, like, oh,
I snuck her into the garage.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I'm gonna tear up in a piece.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
One time he cut that bitch up and we had
to build her back together a good and instead of
assembling it in the living room, it went to his bedroom.
And that was the price you pay for trying to
get rid of Stefa. She haunts you and your dreams,
like there are just things in life where we're gonna
find that sweet spot where you're not gonna harm us,
but it's gonna annoy the funk out of you. And
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that was stead.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
I love everything about that. I mean I don't because
that's my future, but I love everything about that. Hearing
it from somebody else.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Cannot wait for your kids to reach out to me.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Wan day and be like, oh, children, how I have
been waiting for this day? Go ahead, step one and.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
What is it cancer? We have no idea what that
says about them, but we're sure it's not good. It's
just slightly miss You should with Megan and mine. Uh
it'll be yeah, it'll probably says if I if I
had a.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Guess, she's the smart one. I'm gonna give her.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Like the blueprints we took, she had to she ate
and have to.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
She wanted to sing the national anthem at the Grand
Rapets Griffins game this last week, and she loved it.
She's it's her favorite thing right now, is singing in
choir and all this stuff. So we went and supported her,
and then we watched the game afterwards, and she's watching
She's never uh, she's watched hockey, but I don't think
she's really fully got the experience.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
There were fights this time, and I don't think there
were fights before.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Well.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
I thought she was gonna do that, and she immediately went, oh,
I don't like this part of hockey. She loved the
rest of it, but I don't like this part of it.
I don't like that there, Yeah, she doesn't like it.
My son, my demon of a second child, is going.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, kiss, bend and zero hockey games.
Know nothing about it.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
The rest of the time, she's trying to get on
the jumbo tron, just dancing, and he's going.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Fight, fight, fight, fight. Everybody around him.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Is chanting with him. He's not even watching the game anymore.
At that point, he just wants them to fight. That
was dying laughing.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
That fits my like my view of them so perfectly,
like says, is truly an angel.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
I think so. I think so he is too. He's
got a big heart, for sure, but just a giant heart.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
But like he's got uh the only way I can
describe it as like a mini hulk, like a little
a lot of testosterone in him and it just shoots
out out of nowhere.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
And usually it's it's he's gotten so much better about it.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
I'm so impressed, especially over these last like six months
to a year. But like it's there, like when he
wants to wrestle, he wants to, and she wants to
just go read a book in a corner and wants
to she loves to, like loves to like entertain and
be the center of attention. But like also at the
same time, she will go play with her dragons and
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read a book in a corner, and he will come
out of nowhere like a spider monkey, and he.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Would just leap at you. And you better hope that
you're prepared, you.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Me to scare you. Sure?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Actually, yeah, I'm on for it.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Mind one and I are exactly the same human. We
are the same, We are the second.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
One children, and we give no flux. But we also
are sensitive, sensitive souls.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Who help you.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
But also, I'm gonna hit you and I'm gonna tear
this wall down with fury.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Because he goes, this is the worst day of my life,
and I'm like, okay, Bud, I'm sorry, you can't let
you play Minecraft anymore. And then it'll flip in a
heartbeat to you are breaking my heart right now, dude,
You're good to play Minecraft in a couple hours. Just
let's chill it out for a minute.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
He and I are arguments. We are, but I don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Okay, So is Sess the kind because this is Sess
reminds me so much of my brother it's not even funny.
He put himself into timeout because he was just so
distra that he had done something wrong, even though my parents.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Were like, you don't need no, we know that you
know it was a mistake, Remer, so sorry. Did I
ever tell you time out? Screaming?
Speaker 2 (31:10):
No?
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Time out screaming was my favorite story of my childhood.
My dad out doing yard work, comes inside, I'm sitting
on the stairs. He goes, Megan, I didn't put you
in time out? Why are you in time out? Megan's
time out?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah, I didn't put you in time out.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
You don't need you can go play time out, screaming, Megan,
you didn't scream. You don't need to be a time out,
like I didn't put you here. And I grabbed him
by the ears and I screamed as loud as I
could in his space, and I went time out screaming.
My dad went, you're right time out screaming, And then
I cried for being a time out because I did
something bad.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
That is your second, is it not?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah he uh, he's yeah. He's still
trying to figure him out. And but but Sasa's it
isn't like she's very good about not doing uh not
doing stuff wrong, but she was, She's never put herself
in time out.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
She's definitely.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
She's definitely trying to be the bomb right now too,
Like she's switched some switches hit on and she's trying
to take care of us and the baby and and
all this other stuff. And we're like, says, you don't
have to play be a kid, Like, let's what do
you want to do And she's like, I would like
to do the dishes so that I can play Minecraft,
and I say okay, okay, but yeah. But then then
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it's the paral second one and then the third one
is he knows he's gonna get away with a lot. Yeah,
he's a ham. He's a He's a fucking ham. Everything
he does, he talks with it. He talks like this
now he talks with his hands.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
But it's like like he says, I want a bath,
we give him a bath, and he knows, he just knows,
and it's it's a it's a wild difference between the
three of them.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Like she's gonna do so much, and she's gonna probably
get in the like probably push the limits a lot.
But like she's gonna do like she's gonna be lead.
Like I can just see it in her. I can
just see it. She's a rock star. Anything she touches,
she like goes after and gets it. My son is
probably gonna be a sweetheart and do some sweetheart things
and just be a really good guy.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
And I'm very excited for that.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Right now, he's a fucking feral, feral cat who like
if he wats your attention, then you better you better
give it to him and he'll smoosh up next to you.
Otherwise he's just gonna attack you for no fucking reason.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
He and I are sensimilarit that it's not even funny,
like to the point where I will be up so
obnoxious for your attention, and then as soon as you
give it to me, I'm like, oh, stop, leave me alone.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
They're like, hell go.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Every time they get the car, every parent does this,
how is your day? What'd you do today? What was
your favorite thing? Every single parent in the world does this. Uh,
and my daughter has a million stories. This is what
she calls it roses and thorns, this is what I loved,
this is what wasn't my favorite blah blah blah blah
blah my son. My son will ask everybody and then
you'll come to him and he'll go, nah, I want
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to do that.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
You don't want to tell us your day?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
I don't really want to right now? Oh okay, But
then he'll go, how is your day? And then you'll
tell him, and then then.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
You'll start telling him, but then halfway through he'll he'll
interrupt you and go, well I did this today, and okay, but.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
I just asked you that though. He was like, my turn,
Yeah exactly, I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
What you want to know.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I'm turde.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Yeah, I know it the information when you get the information.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
But then yeah, and then like twenty minutes later, he's
he's just cuddling up next to you. He's like, uh,
he's like a cat. Really like my daughter's very much
like a golden retriever. My daughter's very much like like
a cat. And I don't know what the third one
is yet. He's just a ham.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
He's just a ham. He's just a fucking he cracks
me up.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Those are a dangerous one though. The funny ones, yeah,
because that's my brother and my father. But can both
piss me off and make me laugh to the point
where I can't be mad at them. And it's a
very dangerous talent.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Oh it drives me.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
I'll be doing this, like I'll laugh at my brother
or my dad because both of them will gang up
on me if I've really been pissed off and they're
trying to make me laugh and I'm like, stop.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Making me laugh.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
You guys need to apologize.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Oh god, that's funny, that's gonna be him, probably because
he'll do this thing where he like he knows he's
either not supposed to be doing something, not fully I
don't think he fully understands yet, but he kind of
gets the idea that we're going to react. So he'll
smirk a little and he'll turn his head to the side. Oh,
and you'll you'll like turn around and laugh or and
then he'll use a tone that like we may have used,
(35:43):
like hey, sit down or whatever. If he stands up
in the highchair and he'll just look at us and
go sit down, then we'll start.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Laughing, and then he'll laugh and then he'll run off.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
But is he running now or is it that weird
baby wabble?
Speaker 2 (35:57):
That's exactly what it is, where his arms move faster
than his legs.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
He's like like a punch Chkin the Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
There's nothing scarier than when a kid goes from that
to actually running and you're trying to race and like
like fake run against him, and all of a sudden
they actually take off and you're like, fuck, when did
that happen?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
It felt like it was overnight.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Oh my god, that's so funny.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Alter your up and moving around you're outnumbered.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Yep, yep, yep. It is a little bit. I find
myself doing things by myself a lot. Now I find
myself sneaking away to do things by myself. I went
to the Secretary of State yesterday by myself.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
It was awful. Actually it was kind of the worst.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
But I have to get one of those enhanced licenses,
you know, the oh you gotta have those to fly.
And I plan on flying a little bit this year. Oh,
rich okay, uh spring break, We're going to Florida again.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Fine, I'm really glad you're flying this time.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Yes, driving.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Are you say that much money?
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Uh not really? Two vacation days wasted, Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
And it's the youngest doesn't last in a car longer
than two hours, so we're stopping. Yeah, and this is
the last year you don't have to pay for him
on a flight. So we're like, all right, take him
on the plane. Take him on the plane. So we're
doing Anyways, went to the Secretary of State and I
see this guy with kids there, and I'm like, ah, sucker,
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because there are certain places you can't take kids. You
should never take kids. You should never take a kid
to the Secretary of State. I stand by that as
a dad with three kids. That's a place they're not
going to enjoy. They're gonna last ten minutes. It doesn't
matter how many phones you give them. They are not
going to make it. That's a place you go by
yourself and you get your shit done and you get
(37:51):
out of there. And I had to get that. When
you get the enhanced license, you got to get a
new photo. And you've seen that where you basically stand
in front of this thing and there's lines right there,
so there's people everywhere watching you take this shitty ass photo.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
I don't know if you've been there recently. They zoom
in on your face.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Now, oh oh bitch, oh bitch, they how zoomed in
my fucking photo.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Was like, it's like, oh yeah, so you know, it's
like they used to show your neck in your your shoulders,
which looks like a normal human being. My head barely
fits in this fucking photo. But I was so annoyed
because this guy's kids were jumping in the middle of
the picture every time, so all you see is my face.
And it's because I don't fault the kids, and I
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don't really fault the parent. I just don't think you
should take kids to certain places otherwise they get out
of control. And that is one of those.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Places that sounds like parent shaming.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Fine, that's that's fine, that's fine. I would I don't.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
If I take my kids there and my kids get
out of control, it's my fault, right, It's my fault
because I should have known not to take them in there,
because they're not gonna last.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
It's a it's a waiting game, and it's boring for kids.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Okay, hear me out. Public voting system. If a kid
is getting kids go anywhere. But if they get voted
out of a space, you have to leave.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
That's fair. If if your kids handling things, fine, then
they can stay. But if your kids.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
Adult thugs walking into Chucky cheese and being like.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
This is our house.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
I was here first, bitch, get out here a little puck.
So I think a public voting system is fine, like
some like, if your kid can handle it, they can.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
But if we've decided as a general public.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
That that your your time limit has been reached, you
gotta go.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Well, and there's there's there's there's people, not people. There's
no no, no.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Yeah, no adults do we should vote on them.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Yes, fully, agree fully, one percent agree, agree, agree, agree, agree.
There are certain spaces though, where even certain adult shouldn't be,
but also kids, they just shouldn't be. And I do
believe the Secretary of State not by any fault of
the kids. It's just a boring space, even for adults.
It's a boring fucking space. And so when you see
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this photo, I'll show you the photo once I get
the license. I am straight faced. I'm pissed because this
kid is jumped. It's making me take I've already sat
there for forty five minutes. I just want to get
out of there, and this kid's jumping in and out
of the pictures with me. So they had to zoom
in so close to my face. It's just the worst photo.
And he's like, is this fine? And I went, yes,
(40:28):
that's fine, let's go. I'm done. I don't even know
that it looks like me because it's so zoomed in.
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Okay, I don't know which one of my pictures is worse,
because now I'm going through this. My my driver's license
is super zoomed in. But I actually like my hair
and makeup in it.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
But like it's too zoomed in. My passport photo makes
me look like a serial killer. See.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
I like my passport.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
It's horrific, to the point where every time I show
it to somebody for the first time, they don't.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Go, oh, they go that's terrible. I think I just
topped it.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
Which, by the way, that's the one that sticks with
you for ten years, so thank you US government.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
And then the third one.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
Is I thought the passport couldn't get worse until I
got my costco ID photo.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Costcodes are bad too.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
I didn't know they took one, and I was a greasy,
little greaseball who had washed her hair in a long time,
had zero magubob was breaking out and was in a sweatshirt.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
With a stain on it.
Speaker 4 (41:24):
I was like, this is my legacy.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
My idea that I have currently right now is I
was smiling so big, and I don't remember why or
what the reason was, but it looks so different than
any other smile that I've ever had that when I
go because it's so bad, like I'm like, really really bad.
That when I would go buy certain things and they
needed to check my ID, they would do the double
take and I'd have to do the stupid ass smile it.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
That's the one. It is right now. That's why I
wanted a new photo because it's so bad.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Is it bad?
Speaker 4 (41:59):
I don't gonna find more. People don't ask to see
another idea. I don't look like my photos. I don't
look like my driver's license anymore.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Do you want you want people to ask?
Speaker 1 (42:08):
I want people to go it doesn't look like you,
because that's correct. It doesn't look like me. I do
look very different.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
They're all like no, not to you, and I'm like no, no, no,
no no.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
You should do a second take, sir.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
I put it a lot of work for you to go.
I'm not sure this is you.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Okay, you're actually you should check it again. Maybe it's
not real.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
It's a completely different Jawn line.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Right, it's a.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Slightly missy should pathetic, absolutely pathetic.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Love the show. You guys are doing a great job
with Mike and Megan. I'm gonna have to jet. We'll
just do the other one next time.
All right, and just one for good measure.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
No, thank you. That was a it's been a minute.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Oh that might be vomit.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
That sounded acidy like it might like you might need
a tons.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Oh, I have tons in my backpack there in the
other studio. They're the smoothie chewy ones are so good.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
It's all really good, so old. I have asked for
to mide right now. So when I walk it goes.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Please welcome to the stage, creaky.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Mean, are you ready?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
I have a problem, Michael, and I am so sorry
that you faced part of it. There is one joy
of being single with no kids, and it's I have
no real responsibilities.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
This is the slightly messy Show with Mike and Megan.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Means a messy show, messy Mic and Megan.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It's a slightly messy.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Show with Mike and Meghan. Bam, bam bam. Is this
are we back? Are we back in twenty twenty five?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I believe we are? Wow? And it only caused quite
a stir to make it happen. And I might have
been labeled a raging bitch today, But what that maybe?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Does it have to do with this? Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
It has to do with everything, Mike.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Oh, Okay, it's just one of those guys copyright don't
do more.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
We are back in twenty twenty five, slightly messy show.
My name is Mike from the B ninety three Morning Show.
That is Megan Mick from Mojo in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
For me, oh my god, for me, I might Oh jesus,
I'm gonna be like I did hear that?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Who cares what they say? All right?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Who cares? That's my that's my twenty twenty five is
a care. I don't care. So let me ask you this,
what the hell took so long for us to get
this finally going? Because it was not my end too.
It wasn't just it was it on your heads. It
was both of us.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
The biggest problem is how many people have to do
things in order for us to be able to do this.
Like somebody in one studio has to switch the settings
on their board. They don't want to. I have to
sit there and stare them down until they do it.
And now they know I don't leave the room until
it's done. And they lied withoud time and said I
switch it, and I went, nope. The logo's behind you
(02:33):
changed when you do, so I know you did it.
And then it's finding studios. Well, I have a very
small window that this can happen before every studio is
taken up, and then we have to wait for everybody
to leave.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
So today was one of those days where we just
waited for people to.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Leave so that we had space and they didn't leave,
and they're currently standing outside of the door looking at
me because they left their stuff in here, and so.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, I have to wait. You have to wait. Sucks
to suck.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I'm so just.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I missed working in Toledo, where I thought I really
want to go in a big space where everybody is
and I realized I didn't have to fight for equipment.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah, it's well, maybe it's like that in Toledo.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It is.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
It's starting to get like that here though. In West
mische summon Grand Rapids in the Grand Apper studios, I
had to wait to get into the SNX studio and
it's like, you know what it's like, It's like going
to like the house you used to live in and
now somebody else lives there.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
It's their house, right, it's not my house anymore.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
But like what if I left my stuff in there,
or what if I wanted to go use my house
really quick. I'm not allowed to, all right, I have
to wait for that person to leave. But I don't
want to, like I want because there's like a cardboard
cut out of me still in here, and ninety percent
of my stuff is still in here. I just want
to walk in and use it like it's mine. But
it's not mine, right, it's not mine.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I'm all for sharing, Like I like, somebody today needed
my space and I said, use my space.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
It's the only space you can use.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
What driving nds are the people that are going, no,
that's my space, and I go, no, your space is
the only space that this technically can happen inside of.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
So you have to share. Not everybody has his access.
We have to share.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah, And I honestly, today we don't know. We're recording
on a Tuesday. Normally we record on a Wednesday. So
like Charles, who's in here now is very much, very
much out of here on Wednesdays.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
But today's a Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
So I had to I had to let him kind
of do his thing and get in and do this
and we're good.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Now we're rolling now for twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Long story short, I have twenty minutes of flexibility in
my day before I'm unavailable until.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
After one thirty in the afternoon, I have twenty minutes
of flexibility to day.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
So if all of those moving parts don't hit right
at ten forty, yeah, I'm not gonna see you get
into one thirty.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, you know what that is, especially you know at
the beginning of the year, that's how it starts off.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
It's starting.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
It's definitely starting to get that way to here where
like there's meetings or there's recordings, or there's things we
have to do.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
And explaining to the engineers, hey can you change everything
you guys just fixed so that I can do a
podcast once a week. That would be great heat.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
But also it makes its money.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, yeah, that's the thing. Is Like if I wasn't
having fun, and if this wasn't fun to do, and
if we weren't making money on it, right, I might
just go all right, we can't do it. We'll figure
it out next week or whatever. But like I like
this and we're making money.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I brought up the money sometimes like this is the
only fun thing that I do in today. So people
are like, it's not gonna happen I'm like, you gotta
know it's getting I don't care who the fuck needs
to get yelled at or what the fuck needs damp it,
but it's gonna get done.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
For my sanities sake.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
We you have to take the small victories, right, you
have to take the you do because, uh, even like
what happened the other day, Oh, I had a lunch
beating and it was it was gonna be at a bar,
and it was they were gonna, we're gonna have drinks
and they almost canceled it. But like that was the
only thing I had to look forward to for the
day other than that I was gonna sit in a
(06:27):
studio or do And so they're like, hey, we might
just do it at his office.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Who I said, No, no, no, we should. I'm already I'm.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Already headed there, guys, we might as well just I'll wait,
oh wait, if you want, I'll get an appetizer. I'll
get it to go in because I was just like,
that's this is this is the exciting part of my day.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
This is it.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Truly truly, I literally knew it was gonna be bad
when I texted you writ before I walked into the studio.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I said Hey, good chance, go to cry today. Don't worry,
don't acknowledge it.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Just I just really needed to catch up with you
and spend time with you because I miss you, and
I enjoyed and I really truly enjoy your time in
our conversations.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I love being silly, goofy and.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Done with you in a way that I do not
get to be silly, goofy.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
And dumb anymore and other spacers, and.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I just enjoy this.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I feel like that's that's maybe a phone conversation.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
No, no, I's honestly been a lot of feedback of
Just like somebody the other day, and I love clapping
back at people, was like, you're so trashy, And I said, why,
why give.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Me an example?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I love this so much. I love this.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Why and just crickets And I go, it's funny because
the room saw you called me, saw that you called
me treasure.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
But you can't pack. And then somebody today, what did
they say today? Oh? They said that I was mom
shaming them.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Oh, I'm gonna run this by you. Okay, like a
quick question, what kind.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Of things from your children have you sentimentally held on
to as keepsakes? I like the stuff from the hospital,
like the bracely Uh yes, so hospital stuff we keep.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I think the first haircut stuff we've kept.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
My wife, even though I think it's weird, has kept
all their teeth.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I think that's the weirdest thing in the world. So
she hasn't like in a drawer. It's weird.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
And then you said that unprompted. Just want to make
that clear. Did not set you up for that one
because that was a catalyst.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Oh really, Oh yeah, my wife. My wife works in
the dental feel two, which doesn't make it any better.
I still think it's weird, like she's held They're in
a jar somewhere. The only thing I really have from
them is my daughter used to used to bring up
stuff that she'd find on the ground, whether it was
a rock or a stick or whatever. So I have
a jar of just shit that she's given me over
(08:42):
the years. So when she moves out, and I was
gonna do this with all kids, and I kind of
slacked on it, but when she moves out someday I
would give it to her and be like, here, now,
you take a piece of your childhood. I thought it
was a great idea. I didn't follow through. Is sure,
but the teeth is fucking weird.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Teeth is weird.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
And I said, only acceptable answer is if you are
the kind of person that makes weird jewelry.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
One, Okay, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Like, if you've got weird teeth, if you have a
necklace full of teeth, you're weird.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Okay, you have a jarful of teeth, throw it away.
That's trash. Those are just disposable bones. Get rid of them.
What what What people got upset about this is wild
to me was people are calling it and saying they're
baby blake. I'm like, oh, how cute.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
They're saying their first haircut. Oh, I totally understand. This.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Woman said when your son gets circumcised, there's this piece
of plastics that they put on the tip of his penis.
And I kept that and I said, that's unreasonable. Don't
that's weird. So it's not the tip of the penis,
it's just the plastic.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Piece, not the skin, not that anything.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
It's like the little helmet.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
So what I said was, at what point in.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
His life are you going to go through your memory
box and he's gonna pull this out and go, mom,
what's this? And you go, it's the circumcision penis plastic
that protected your dong.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Like, that's weird. You've crossed a line. How dare you?
And the amount of company, there's.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
My nugget, shaming all parents are now I said, no, no, no, no,
no no.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Not all parents that one.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yeah, there's certainly I've heard of people keeping certain things
that I wouldn't do personally, Uh, what was the reason?
What was the reason why she wanted it? There was
no reason, but I was the bad guy. Well, because
anytime there's no I mean, it's like if I said
something about, uh, being a woman, like I don't have
(10:36):
like I will never be a woman, like Okay, that's
not fair because you could be a mom.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
If I said something about a dog.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Like those are put the witchcrafts on me, Bobby.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
But that okay.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
But like if I said something about being a like
being a dog parent and in dressing like I don't
have dogs, so like people are immediately even if I'm right,
they're immediately going to go, well, you don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
You don't have dogs, So that's where that comes from.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Doesn't matter if you were an aunt or whatever, if
you don't have kids, Immediately people go to bomb.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Shaming immediately doesn't matter if you're right.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
You know what, Maybe maybe shame is okay. Sometimes I'm
not saying in this situation or not in this situation,
but just in general, sometimes I think it might be.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Acceptable.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I don't know that might be on the line.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I've been living a lot of my life like how
about oh no, my man, shots fired?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Like I don't Yeah, I'm with you, though, I like,
I don't encourage bullying, but like if I wasn't bullied
on some things, like I might still do so. I
might still pick my nose and eat my boogers, right,
I might still do that because my mom could tell
me all day not to do that.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
But it probably took Jason Ober.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Not the first ball of last oh yeah, calling me
out in the middle of the class, going oh did
you just teach your boogers for me to go so
hmm from maybe I won't even buggers anymore.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
It's not a courage a yet like shame shame, Oh
my god, Yeah no, I'm not encouraging it, but like
those healthy doses of learning in life are shocking yet important.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I got I've been getting speaking of comments, and I
know we have other topics that we're supposed to get
an do.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
But I like where this is headed. Uh there.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
I've been getting comments recently since the new year, like
the mean ones. They stopped for a while, right, But
when you start a new show and you're it's it's
somebody who was already established show when you're kind of
coming in and zero experience with that, right right, same
as kind of us coming on to Mojo in the morning,
I'm getting the bring back this person, bring back this person? Uh,
(12:54):
not a lot. In fact, for the last seven months
it hasn't been at all.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Really.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
There was a quarter of questions and all that stuff
with it, but I've been getting more and more of that,
probably handful of times, and then other just really mean stuff.
And I'm on this kick where like I don't care
because we've dealt with it with Mojo, right, I don't care, Like, uh,
you can't please everybody. But also when do I want
to respond? When do I finally go Okay, I'm gonna
(13:25):
take one of these and really just go off.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I'll tell you my favorite ones, the ones where I smirk.
We'll write.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
I write a lot of responses to text, which out
I'm like, is this worth a screencraft to my boss. Ah,
delete delete, but if it makes me laugh hard enough,
I'll hit that send button.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Like today, So I was like, Meggan, is such a
pick mey?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
And I said, when have I ever given the impression
that I want a man's approval?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Because that's what a pick mey is? And if you
think I'm a pick.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Me we need to go back, baby, Like, let's let's
relook up that definition, because I don't think you got.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
It right the least the least.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Do you ever uh do you ever do this where
you go uh and research the person that said it,
like you go look at them?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
You done asses. I have all of your information. I
know it city you live in, I know where you work,
I know your phone number, I know what other accounts
are on that same plan.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I know it.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
So I got led the other day and it was
just it. It felt like it was from a radio guy, like,
it was very Everything that was said was things you
would say behind the scenes in a radio like.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
It just felt like a disgruntled radio person.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
So I went and clicked on their profile and then
went to their threads, which I don't know. I don't
really go to threads a lot, but it's there in
people's Instagram, and he this person, it's a guy, had
responded to all these different like it was almost bots,
but it was all females. And it was like, hey,
who's singling grand rapids And he's like I am, and
(14:56):
it's like, hey, who's who's single and horny and wants
to talk and rapids? And he responded to all of them.
And I don't know that he realizes that he responded
to all of them. And the comebacks that I had
no pun intended and and everything. I was ready, I
was ready to go, and I went, Nah, this just
ain't worth it. And then I'd lose, I lose the
motivation to.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Do it, and I just don't So my personal favorite
thing in the entire world. I should not be revealing this,
but I don't care. Tonight people will call in and
they'll lie to us, right, They'll say their name is John.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
But really it's Larry, like whatever.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
It like, Okay, you can lie to us whatever. But
so many of you don't realize you're ticing is from
your phone number, your phone number, your jobs, especially if
you have.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
A higher up job.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Yeah, probably has your phone number listed on your contact
sheet on your job's website. Not only did a quick
Google search get me right to your real name, but
also where you work and what your title is and
who your boss is. Think about it, guys, Think about it.
(16:01):
So many people are like my phone numbers not connected
to my Facebook and I'm like, no, but you're the
VP over at this sales organization, and so and so
works at the cubicle next door.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Great. Could you imagine if we just showed up to
their job and did the exact same things.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I would love to heckle people at their jobs. We
get heckled.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Like I want you at the water cooler going wow,
crazy game last night.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Being like wild take do you know anything about football?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Stop being such.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
A pick me, or go through whatever their job is
and just go in and be like.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I miss so and so.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Bring them back like they're a middle surgery.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
So and so always moved down to their dream job.
We're so happy for that.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Break that back.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Or sometimes you want to be like they were a monster.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, yes, you're right, Move forward blog.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
All right, it is the slightly messy show. I miss this.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
I'm glad we're back for the first podcast of twenty
twenty five. And you were telling me before we start
the podcast that you've you've been what traveling to Europe?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Oh my god, you you know what? Only one streaming
service thinks.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
So, oh really, I'm losing.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
I'm not what I tell you. I am on the
verge of that mental brigdad. I don't know if we're
getting coffee or alcohol.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
When I leave today, but it's a fun game.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
It's gonna be a spicy game, lader. Will it be
a box of wine or will it be a red bull?
So I for cumulatively what a big word for me
right now?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
She is central State. You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
I commultively have spent probably close to twenty hours on
thank you support with one streaming service. So I noticed
that one streaming service every time I try to use
it says, we're sorry, it doesn't look like you're at home.
Try reconfiguring these settings. Now, My internet is fine because
I've been on the phone with them. I've been on
(18:07):
the phone with all of the other streaming services, all fine.
They all say, yeah, you're in Detroit, right, I go
mm hmm. And for some reason, this one streaming service,
it says you're in Europe right now, and I would
that's weird because my internet says that's not the case.
And Netflix said that wasn't the case. At HBO said
that wasn't the case. So it seems to be a
(18:30):
you issue. And they were like, yep, nothing we could
do about it, and they'll end the chat.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
And then I started going no call, and I was
on the phone.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
With this streaming service and my internet provider at the
same time, and we were all like, seems like you issue.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
And the person at the streaming site, wait, I don't
know what to do about it, just hung up.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Does it matter if it thinks you're in a different place.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yes, because I cannot and I pay for live television,
I cannot watch any of the football.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I am paying an ass load of money. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
I think it is that refuses to work on their end,
and every time I call chat anything goes.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
We don't know what to do about it.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
What I would even understand if you didn't know I
live roughly a quarter of a mile from Canada. It
would be one thing if my streaming service for some
reason was hitting Canada. Oh yeah yeah, And they were like,
oh weird, it says you're in Canada, and I'm like, oh,
must be hitting that one tower.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I'm not, I'm here, but Europe, Europe.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yeah, that's kind of it feels like you're being hacked.
I don't know if you are, but it feels like it.
But what would be the reason other than just to
get service for free?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
I guess one streaming site, which by the way I went,
I went to my brother's house doesn't work down there either,
Like it just doesn't work anywhere.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I don't understand is it is.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
It the one that I'm thinking of, Like is it
a really like I don't want you to say what
it is, but uh yes, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
that's what That's what I thought about.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
That was like the y m C A of streaming services.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, but I got it. I was pretty confident and
that's what it was. Anyways.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
The other ones, yeah, I mean we were playing clue
or if we were playing guests who of streaming services?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah, pretty much had it.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
But there's I mean, you should do YouTube TV anyways,
because it's ten times better.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
But I don't understand why this one is doing that.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Nuts, I mean nuts, And every time I go to cancel,
that's when they hang out and I go, oh, if
you can't get it to work, why don't we just
cancel the subscription click.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
That's what they do. That's what they do, and it's expensive.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I went through that service before for football specifically, and
you don't want to cancel it now because you got
the Super Bowl. I mean you got the some of
the biggest Oh you can't watch them anyways, but you
get some of the biggest games.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
I have to stream it on my phone and then
I have to cast it to the laptop because I
can't cast it to my television.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
And then I have to HGMI corn my laptop into
my TV. I'm a guy for this football game. I
was like, I do not spend one hundred bucks a
month to watch this game.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Gross.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
I know I'm losing it.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
I'm actually but the gaslighting of everybody in my life
being like, you.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Should probably contact your internet provider around I'm like, I did,
I did, issue.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
I think somebody is still your your Hulu and I
don't know how that would even work, but there's no
way it should think and or your laptop is hacked
wherever you're watching it from.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
It feel like it's hacked.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
I guess okay, I have zero information on there? You
got what's that line from Willy Wonka?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
You got nothing lose?
Speaker 4 (21:55):
There's no good cut it here. I have nobody in
my Joey. I'm checked by Jaggie, good guy. There's four dollars.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
In good luck. So what are you gonna do? Are
you just gonna cancel it?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah, I'm trying to. I don't even know how to
cancel it.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
I don't even know how to cancel it because every
website's like you gotta you have to get on in
a just top and you have to log onto this,
and then you have to click on this and you
have I know I'm not gonna do it right, and
then I'm not sure if I did it through my
firestick or is it through my.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
That this should be illegal?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Stop trying to ban TikTok, banned subscription services that are
hard to cancel.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
You're the devil.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
I do not care what information China gets for me, because.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
What are they gonna get? Four dollars? Am I checking
account for you?
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Do you think they don't have it off your Chinese
phone or your Chinese car that you're driving?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Well, you don't drive in Chinese car.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
But you're or your you're kind no clue. Uh they
have your info, but yeah, you're right. What are they
gonna get?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Make this for politicians cool? You're an elected official. You
don't get to.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Use TikTok wonderful, You don't get to use iPhones, you
don't get to use anything. You get to use American
technology and then you make it better, Like if you're
stuck with it, you're gonna make it better.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Put that up me, roocky Bobby.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
I'm sad.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
This is the only thing getting me through a night
and day.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Or my little funny videos of seeing babies far when
you make them their legs bicycle kit the one thing
in life that's keeping me sane.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Yeah, I really don't need to see any of our
elected officials doing the We listen and we don't judge
trend like.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I don't need to. I don't need to. I don't
need to listen.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
I don't need to see the the what was the
other one that I just saw the other day? I
say the I make the face and you make the
sound where we just call and then the other person
makes the sound.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
I don't need I don't need to see that one.
I don't need to see the elect official do that one.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
We did the we listen to reach out? Shoot?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
You have been? The best part was nobody got it
for me.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
I just posted something about that the other day with
the we listen and we don't a Christmas tree.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I still have my Christmas tree up and I posted that.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Me too, and I sat in front of it with
the box of things like the storage container follow my ornaments,
and I'm nah, I've grabbed to box some peanut butter
pretzels instead. I said, I'm gonna go play Switch in bed.
And it was five pm and I sat in bed
with my switch like hogwarts leather and eating peanut butter pretzels.
(24:31):
And I'm an adult with four bigger coll.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I'm not I'm not taking a I don't know that
I'll take my side note. I don't know that I'm
gonna take my own down all year. To be honest
with you, it is the perfect lighting. And I don't
have a better lamp in my living room than that.
Every time I look outside and it's snowy and I
don't want to do anything, I look at that Christmas
tree and I'm like, oh, it feels like Christmas.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Still, I'm gonna leave it up. I might be a thing.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
It might be a Valentine's tree at some point, could
be the same Patty's tree.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Okay, so I get you because same zeus girly, SAME's crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
He would be twins girl. But I did this one year.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
And here's my only warning is I loved it until
like March, and then it just became funny. So then
you're like, I can't believe it's throw up. Oh my god,
I'm such a piece of shit.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
And then the next.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Holiday rolls around, and genuinely, this is my only warning.
The Christmas tree does not feel special next Christmas because
it's been up.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Okay, I might hit March. March could be the line
once the snow disappears. It might be the line. We'll see,
we'll see. But a Halloween tree sounds pretty freaking awesome.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I can see. I can see myself doing a Halloween tree.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
You gotta do a felony tree like we did stole
two different well, sorry, take that back.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
We possibly borrowed.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Allegedly.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Allegedly, this is made up for the radio. That's all
we do is lie. Two different construction barrels, one of
those big fat, juicy boys.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
And then those skinny tall ones.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
We put on top of each other and decorated it
and called it the Felony tree.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
That was up for a long time.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
It was up for years in my dad's living rooms
and his fancy ass house.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
We just had construction.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Your dad was just cool with it. You didn't even
care he was mad.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
But okay, this is gonna happening one day. This is
your warning.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Okay, at a certain point, your kids are going to
realize what pushes your buttons to the point where it
irritates you enough.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
But they don't get in trouble, okay.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Especially they're funny. Especially one year we.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Built my dad a cow for Christmas. He likes me.
He didn't want anything. We couldn't find.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
A butcher to give us a cow alive, and we
weren't gonna bring a dead one. So we built a cow.
We put like a cooler inside of it, filled it
up with the meat, and then the utters were a
pony keg. Her name was Steva because my brother tried
to name it her Steve, and I said she had utters.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
She's a girl and I became Steve.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
My dad tried to get rid of Steva so many times,
so many times. I just constantly he thought, like, oh,
I snuck her into the garage.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I'm gonna tear up in a piece.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
One time he cut that bitch up and we had
to build her back together a good and instead of
assembling it in the living room, it went to his bedroom.
And that was the price you pay for trying to
get rid of Stefa. She haunts you and your dreams,
like there are just things in life where we're gonna
find that sweet spot where you're not gonna harm us,
but it's gonna annoy the funk out of you. And
(27:33):
that was stead.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
I love everything about that. I mean I don't because
that's my future, but I love everything about that. Hearing
it from somebody else.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Cannot wait for your kids to reach out to me.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Wan day and be like, oh, children, how I have
been waiting for this day? Go ahead, step one and.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
What is it cancer? We have no idea what that
says about them, but we're sure it's not good. It's
just slightly miss You should with Megan and mine. Uh
it'll be yeah, it'll probably says if I if I
had a.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Guess, she's the smart one. I'm gonna give her.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Like the blueprints we took, she had to she ate
and have to.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
She wanted to sing the national anthem at the Grand
Rapets Griffins game this last week, and she loved it.
She's it's her favorite thing right now, is singing in
choir and all this stuff. So we went and supported her,
and then we watched the game afterwards, and she's watching
She's never uh, she's watched hockey, but I don't think
she's really fully got the experience.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
There were fights this time, and I don't think there
were fights before.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Well.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
I thought she was gonna do that, and she immediately went, oh,
I don't like this part of hockey. She loved the
rest of it, but I don't like this part of it.
I don't like that there, Yeah, she doesn't like it.
My son, my demon of a second child, is going.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, kiss, bend and zero hockey games.
Know nothing about it.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
The rest of the time, she's trying to get on
the jumbo tron, just dancing, and he's going.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Fight, fight, fight, fight. Everybody around him.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Is chanting with him. He's not even watching the game anymore.
At that point, he just wants them to fight. That
was dying laughing.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
That fits my like my view of them so perfectly,
like says, is truly an angel.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
I think so. I think so he is too. He's
got a big heart, for sure, but just a giant heart.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
But like he's got uh the only way I can
describe it as like a mini hulk, like a little
a lot of testosterone in him and it just shoots
out out of nowhere.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
And usually it's it's he's gotten so much better about it.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
I'm so impressed, especially over these last like six months
to a year. But like it's there, like when he
wants to wrestle, he wants to, and she wants to
just go read a book in a corner and wants
to she loves to, like loves to like entertain and
be the center of attention. But like also at the
same time, she will go play with her dragons and
(29:51):
read a book in a corner, and he will come
out of nowhere like a spider monkey, and he.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Would just leap at you. And you better hope that
you're prepared, you.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Me to scare you. Sure?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Actually, yeah, I'm on for it.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Mind one and I are exactly the same human. We
are the same, We are the second.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
One children, and we give no flux. But we also
are sensitive, sensitive souls.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Who help you.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
But also, I'm gonna hit you and I'm gonna tear
this wall down with fury.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Because he goes, this is the worst day of my life,
and I'm like, okay, Bud, I'm sorry, you can't let
you play Minecraft anymore. And then it'll flip in a
heartbeat to you are breaking my heart right now, dude,
You're good to play Minecraft in a couple hours. Just
let's chill it out for a minute.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
He and I are arguments. We are, but I don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Okay, So is Sess the kind because this is Sess
reminds me so much of my brother it's not even funny.
He put himself into timeout because he was just so
distra that he had done something wrong, even though my parents.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Were like, you don't need no, we know that you
know it was a mistake, Remer, so sorry. Did I
ever tell you time out? Screaming?
Speaker 2 (31:10):
No?
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Time out screaming was my favorite story of my childhood.
My dad out doing yard work, comes inside, I'm sitting
on the stairs. He goes, Megan, I didn't put you
in time out? Why are you in time out? Megan's
time out?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah, I didn't put you in time out.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
You don't need you can go play time out, screaming, Megan,
you didn't scream. You don't need to be a time out,
like I didn't put you here. And I grabbed him
by the ears and I screamed as loud as I
could in his space, and I went time out screaming.
My dad went, you're right time out screaming, And then
I cried for being a time out because I did
something bad.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
That is your second, is it not?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah he uh, he's yeah. He's still
trying to figure him out. And but but Sasa's it
isn't like she's very good about not doing uh not
doing stuff wrong, but she was, She's never put herself
in time out.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
She's definitely.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
She's definitely trying to be the bomb right now too,
Like she's switched some switches hit on and she's trying
to take care of us and the baby and and
all this other stuff. And we're like, says, you don't
have to play be a kid, Like, let's what do
you want to do And she's like, I would like
to do the dishes so that I can play Minecraft,
and I say okay, okay, but yeah. But then then
(32:22):
it's the paral second one and then the third one
is he knows he's gonna get away with a lot. Yeah,
he's a ham. He's a He's a fucking ham. Everything
he does, he talks with it. He talks like this
now he talks with his hands.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
But it's like like he says, I want a bath,
we give him a bath, and he knows, he just knows,
and it's it's a it's a wild difference between the
three of them.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Like she's gonna do so much, and she's gonna probably
get in the like probably push the limits a lot.
But like she's gonna do like she's gonna be lead.
Like I can just see it in her. I can
just see it. She's a rock star. Anything she touches,
she like goes after and gets it. My son is
probably gonna be a sweetheart and do some sweetheart things
and just be a really good guy.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
And I'm very excited for that.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Right now, he's a fucking feral, feral cat who like
if he wats your attention, then you better you better
give it to him and he'll smoosh up next to you.
Otherwise he's just gonna attack you for no fucking reason.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
He and I are sensimilarit that it's not even funny,
like to the point where I will be up so
obnoxious for your attention, and then as soon as you
give it to me, I'm like, oh, stop, leave me alone.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
They're like, hell go.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Every time they get the car, every parent does this,
how is your day? What'd you do today? What was
your favorite thing? Every single parent in the world does this. Uh,
and my daughter has a million stories. This is what
she calls it roses and thorns, this is what I loved,
this is what wasn't my favorite blah blah blah blah
blah my son. My son will ask everybody and then
you'll come to him and he'll go, nah, I want
(34:00):
to do that.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
You don't want to tell us your day?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
I don't really want to right now? Oh okay, But
then he'll go, how is your day? And then you'll
tell him, and then then.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
You'll start telling him, but then halfway through he'll he'll
interrupt you and go, well I did this today, and okay, but.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
I just asked you that though. He was like, my turn,
Yeah exactly, I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
What you want to know.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I'm turde.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Yeah, I know it the information when you get the information.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
But then yeah, and then like twenty minutes later, he's
he's just cuddling up next to you. He's like, uh,
he's like a cat. Really like my daughter's very much
like a golden retriever. My daughter's very much like like
a cat. And I don't know what the third one
is yet. He's just a ham.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
He's just a ham. He's just a fucking he cracks
me up.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Those are a dangerous one though. The funny ones, yeah,
because that's my brother and my father. But can both
piss me off and make me laugh to the point
where I can't be mad at them. And it's a
very dangerous talent.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Oh it drives me.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
I'll be doing this, like I'll laugh at my brother
or my dad because both of them will gang up
on me if I've really been pissed off and they're
trying to make me laugh and I'm like, stop.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Making me laugh.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
You guys need to apologize.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Oh god, that's funny, that's gonna be him, probably because
he'll do this thing where he like he knows he's
either not supposed to be doing something, not fully I
don't think he fully understands yet, but he kind of
gets the idea that we're going to react. So he'll
smirk a little and he'll turn his head to the side. Oh,
and you'll you'll like turn around and laugh or and
then he'll use a tone that like we may have used,
(35:43):
like hey, sit down or whatever. If he stands up
in the highchair and he'll just look at us and
go sit down, then we'll start.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Laughing, and then he'll laugh and then he'll run off.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
But is he running now or is it that weird
baby wabble?
Speaker 2 (35:57):
That's exactly what it is, where his arms move faster
than his legs.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
He's like like a punch Chkin the Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
There's nothing scarier than when a kid goes from that
to actually running and you're trying to race and like
like fake run against him, and all of a sudden
they actually take off and you're like, fuck, when did
that happen?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
It felt like it was overnight.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Oh my god, that's so funny.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Alter your up and moving around you're outnumbered.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Yep, yep, yep. It is a little bit. I find
myself doing things by myself a lot. Now I find
myself sneaking away to do things by myself. I went
to the Secretary of State yesterday by myself.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
It was awful. Actually it was kind of the worst.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
But I have to get one of those enhanced licenses,
you know, the oh you gotta have those to fly.
And I plan on flying a little bit this year. Oh,
rich okay, uh spring break, We're going to Florida again.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Fine, I'm really glad you're flying this time.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Yes, driving.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Are you say that much money?
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Uh not really? Two vacation days wasted, Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
And it's the youngest doesn't last in a car longer
than two hours, so we're stopping. Yeah, and this is
the last year you don't have to pay for him
on a flight. So we're like, all right, take him
on the plane. Take him on the plane. So we're
doing Anyways, went to the Secretary of State and I
see this guy with kids there, and I'm like, ah, sucker,
(37:29):
because there are certain places you can't take kids. You
should never take kids. You should never take a kid
to the Secretary of State. I stand by that as
a dad with three kids. That's a place they're not
going to enjoy. They're gonna last ten minutes. It doesn't
matter how many phones you give them. They are not
going to make it. That's a place you go by
yourself and you get your shit done and you get
(37:51):
out of there. And I had to get that. When
you get the enhanced license, you got to get a
new photo. And you've seen that where you basically stand
in front of this thing and there's lines right there,
so there's people everywhere watching you take this shitty ass photo.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
I don't know if you've been there recently. They zoom
in on your face.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Now, oh oh bitch, oh bitch, they how zoomed in
my fucking photo.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Was like, it's like, oh yeah, so you know, it's
like they used to show your neck in your your shoulders,
which looks like a normal human being. My head barely
fits in this fucking photo. But I was so annoyed
because this guy's kids were jumping in the middle of
the picture every time, so all you see is my face.
And it's because I don't fault the kids, and I
(38:34):
don't really fault the parent. I just don't think you
should take kids to certain places otherwise they get out
of control. And that is one of those.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Places that sounds like parent shaming.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Fine, that's that's fine, that's fine. I would I don't.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
If I take my kids there and my kids get
out of control, it's my fault, right, It's my fault
because I should have known not to take them in there,
because they're not gonna last.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
It's a it's a waiting game, and it's boring for kids.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Okay, hear me out. Public voting system. If a kid
is getting kids go anywhere. But if they get voted
out of a space, you have to leave.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
That's fair. If if your kids handling things, fine, then
they can stay. But if your kids.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
Adult thugs walking into Chucky cheese and being like.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
This is our house.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
I was here first, bitch, get out here a little puck.
So I think a public voting system is fine, like
some like, if your kid can handle it, they can.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
But if we've decided as a general public.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
That that your your time limit has been reached, you
gotta go.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Well, and there's there's there's there's people, not people. There's
no no, no.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Yeah, no adults do we should vote on them.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Yes, fully, agree fully, one percent agree, agree, agree, agree, agree.
There are certain spaces though, where even certain adult shouldn't be,
but also kids, they just shouldn't be. And I do
believe the Secretary of State not by any fault of
the kids. It's just a boring space, even for adults.
It's a boring fucking space. And so when you see
(40:07):
this photo, I'll show you the photo once I get
the license. I am straight faced. I'm pissed because this
kid is jumped. It's making me take I've already sat
there for forty five minutes. I just want to get
out of there, and this kid's jumping in and out
of the pictures with me. So they had to zoom
in so close to my face. It's just the worst photo.
And he's like, is this fine? And I went, yes,
(40:28):
that's fine, let's go. I'm done. I don't even know
that it looks like me because it's so zoomed in.
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Okay, I don't know which one of my pictures is worse,
because now I'm going through this. My my driver's license
is super zoomed in. But I actually like my hair
and makeup in it.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
But like it's too zoomed in. My passport photo makes
me look like a serial killer. See.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
I like my passport.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
It's horrific, to the point where every time I show
it to somebody for the first time, they don't.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Go, oh, they go that's terrible. I think I just
topped it.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
Which, by the way, that's the one that sticks with
you for ten years, so thank you US government.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
And then the third one.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
Is I thought the passport couldn't get worse until I
got my costco ID photo.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Costcodes are bad too.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
I didn't know they took one, and I was a greasy,
little greaseball who had washed her hair in a long time,
had zero magubob was breaking out and was in a sweatshirt.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
With a stain on it.
Speaker 4 (41:24):
I was like, this is my legacy.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
My idea that I have currently right now is I
was smiling so big, and I don't remember why or
what the reason was, but it looks so different than
any other smile that I've ever had that when I
go because it's so bad, like I'm like, really really bad.
That when I would go buy certain things and they
needed to check my ID, they would do the double
take and I'd have to do the stupid ass smile it.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
That's the one. It is right now. That's why I
wanted a new photo because it's so bad.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Is it bad?
Speaker 4 (41:59):
I don't gonna find more. People don't ask to see
another idea. I don't look like my photos. I don't
look like my driver's license anymore.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Do you want you want people to ask?
Speaker 1 (42:08):
I want people to go it doesn't look like you,
because that's correct. It doesn't look like me. I do
look very different.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
They're all like no, not to you, and I'm like no, no, no,
no no.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
You should do a second take, sir.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
I put it a lot of work for you to go.
I'm not sure this is you.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Okay, you're actually you should check it again. Maybe it's
not real.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
It's a completely different Jawn line.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Right, it's a.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Slightly missy should pathetic, absolutely pathetic.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Love the show. You guys are doing a great job
with Mike and Megan. I'm gonna have to jet. We'll
just do the other one next time.
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Welcome to "Decisions, Decisions," the podcast where boundaries are pushed, and conversations get candid! Join your favorite hosts, Mandii B and WeezyWTF, as they dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often-taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love. Every Monday, Mandii and Weezy invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. With a blend of humor, vulnerability, and authenticity, they share their personal journeys navigating their 30s, tackling the complexities of modern relationships, and engaging in thought-provoking discussions that challenge societal expectations. From groundbreaking interviews with diverse guests to relatable stories that resonate with your experiences, "Decisions, Decisions" is your go-to source for open dialogue about what it truly means to love and connect in today's world. Get ready to reshape your understanding of relationships and embrace the freedom of authentic connections—tune in and join the conversation!