February 5, 2025 • 11 mins
On this weeks episode of the Slightly Messy Show Mike and Meaghan talk about the differences in shower routines between men and women. It's eye opening that's for sure.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fucked Tim a problem, Michael, and I am so.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Sorry that you faced part of it.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
There is one joy of being single with no kids,
and it's I have no real responsibilities.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Go. This is the slightly Messy Show with Mike and Meghan.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Open State means a messy show, messy, messy, Mic and Magan.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
It's a slightly messy show with Mike and Megan Gabin
on Damn Live right Now, TikTok at Megan making it
on air Mike. It is a slightly messy show with
Meghan and Mike. Meghan from OJO in the Morning, Mike
from the B ninety three Morning Show, Hello, good morning.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I'm so you get it? Yeah, go go.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I was really feeling myself right there. I was I'm
not gonna lie. I was like, all right, you ever
hear that beat?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You're like, let's go to the club at eleven am.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I know this needs to be changed out, but would
I guess if I think about it, people aren't listening
to it at eleven am, or they are.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I judged your
life either.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I also know my friend listens to me solely when
she's in the shower and tells me that regularly, So really, yeah,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
It's not sexy. You know you wash?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Did you you know where you need to wash? Wash?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah? Butt crack immediately and my is it? You know
it's gross? Is that's the last thing people wash. And like,
if you have a bar soap in the shower, that's
the first thing that people use is theirs their face.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
I don't have a bar soap.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I do the the the loofo with the body wash.
But I did have a bar soap for the longest time.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
And you just rubbed a bar of soap on your bowhole, I.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Mean not directly on that. I'd probably throw it a
wash cloth.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
And there's sometimes it was just the hands, but there
were times where I just take the bar soap and
just kind of slide it up and down.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Look at credit card.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
What would what is that doing?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
It's cleaning it? What do you mean what is it doing?
It's the bar of soap that it's cleaning your butthole.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
But there needs to be exfoliation. That's happening.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
We had a topic plant and I'm now way more
interested in talking about showering.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Okay, what do you mean you just rubbed a bar soap.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Okay, all right, you've had children, I'm trying to have
ready to bring this up.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I'm sure there's been some diaper leakage.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Would you just rub a bar or soap across your
hand and be like it's clean?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
No, I would take a wipe of some sort and
wipe it off. But the I get I get it.
I understand what you're saying. I understand what you're saying.
I've used a washcloth with a bar soap, but I
have used a bar or soap specifically before though, especially
for the armpits, especially for the armpits.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Maybe the face, Okay, the face is the only thing
that makes sense. With your hands become the loofa, it's
not just bar of soap on face.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Well, then when your hands become the loofa and your
butt crack too.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Why are you Why would you wash your buttthole with
your hands?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Why wouldn't you?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Because you use something else because it's supposed to be clean.
I read or no, I heard an interview with Cardi
B where and this is where I get all my
cleaning advice from his Cardi B that she takes a
finger and puts it right up there, just to clean
it out a little bit, give it a little like.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
A little uh.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Not an oil change, but sort of sort of just
like a cleaning.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I am so sick of being told all the time
by men that I am too mean to men When
I say, y'all are undateable, and then you and I
have a conversation as friends.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I love you, Thank you so much for opening my eyes.
There this but of just people saying I.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Wash my butthole with my hands, and I say, added
to the list of reasons why I don't want to
date men. It's like have you ever seen the ticktag videos?
Or something happens with a kid or during childbirth or labor, whatever,
and somebody will like go to a list on their
phone of reasons of why not to have kids and
(04:11):
they'll add it to the list.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah, this is this is my list.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Man, washing buttholes no barrier between fingers.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
So so it uh, it definitely changed when I got married.
Like now there's there's loofahs, and there's wash cloths, and
there's bars of soap, and there's uh there's body wash,
and there's exfoliating face wash and all these different things
that I'll tell you, I never had before that. If
it was just me, bachelor Mike, Uh, it would be
(04:42):
a bar soap at all times, and I would I'd
be fine with it. And some beard, you know what,
some beard shampoo, probably because that's.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
What takes priority. Riddled me this one, Batman. Yes, why
am I so grossed out by wash claws? But loofas
are okay.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Wash cluths come with a weird stench afterwards. Wash cloths
feel like they never get dry, They're just always cold.
Yeah that's true too, But a wet washcloth is the
smelliest thing in the entire world.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
It's like wet clothing. It just smells.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
So after one use, I am with you, I would
get rid of that thing immediately. But a loot, you're right,
alofa I've kept until it's unraveled and then.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Again, have you been to a grocery store in the
past a.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Couple of weeks?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
How much is a Lufa ninety eight c.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Is not the first off? Money bags?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I call me Daddy Warbucks with my one dollar loofer.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I know they have them in every aisle too. Every
single aisle has a loofa of some sort like you. Yeah,
dumb dumbs who are like, oh yeah, my lufa is unraveled.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I think it might be time for this.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Okay, do you face standing the shower head so the
water's hitting you in the face or.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
The bath.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Depends on the morning. Hens on the morning are so
wild to me. I usually go in standing forward. But
if I am tired, you ever get like angry when
you have to shower, like you just don't want to
get up, You don't want to do anything, so you
don't want to jump in the shower at all.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I am human, of course I have, so.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
I'll do a.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
It's just like a sad like a sad panda. I
call it a sad panda shower. You just standing there
with your back to it, your head's down, You're just contemplating.
Can I call in sick today? Is it worth going
in today? Should I have canceled those plans? I don't
want to go.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
To You know what the soundtrack is to that shower,
Charlie Brown, But night, I like the commitments.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I will do the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Let's go nine times out of ten it is standing
straight forward. I have an interesting shower, and I want
to ask you what yours is to because I don't
have hair, so like shower hits the shower hits me different,
like it bounces in weird places, and it's.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Just I don't know, it's a different experience. What is yours.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
There's a routine every time, there's just lazy girl showers
and everything showers.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
The lazy girl showers, we're not shaven. We're probably not
washing our hair.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Everything showers are the worst.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Long, so long, but you got to start at the
top and work your way down, so you shampoo your hair.
I have sown extension, so I have to shampoo my
hair in two second sections. So the first half goes up,
wash the bottom half of my hair, second half goes down,
wash the top half of my hair, and then we
throw in a conditioner.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Is the first step. While the conditioners sitting there, we
wash our face. Then we rent out the conditioner. Then
we put in the hair mask. While the hair mask
is going, we're shaving our entire body. So we're going
through it all.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah, I only know that's a pain from shaving my head.
Outside of that, I don't. Outside of that, it sounds
very difficult.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Crevices twisting.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I'm gonna cut myself somewhere in the process, probably near
my ankles, and then when that's done, I rinse out
the hair mask and last step always has to be
wash your body.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
So I was gonna ask you, which is that order?
Same order every time.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It has to be that order because you're letting the
hair products sit on your hair long enough for them
to like do their job, and you'll you never want
to rinse out conditional last because you don't want baknee
or body acne anywhere, so you gotta wash your body last.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Okay, I do see.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
My My routine was different when when I had When
I had hair, my routine would have been start with
washing the top of you know, wash or washing my
hair whatever. Now it's its face unless I gotta shave
my head, and if I shave my head, I want
to do that first, or if I got to trim
anything anywhere, I trim all that first.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Thanks for the hit movements. When you said yeah, yeah,
I was confused about what else would you should be shaved?
But then you went.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Rahi, sometimes my butthole because I got a bar soap,
but I don't want it covered and I don't want
it covered in hair.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Is that what you would you rather? I say that
or just do the movements.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I'm going to quit this.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
But why are you cocooning right now? Why are you.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Sometimes I shave my butthole is not a phrase I
ever thought would be muttered on this podcast.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Uh well, well yeah, otherwise it's a forest. Would you
would you prefer it just to be a force. Not
that it matters to you particularly, but in general, if
there was a guy in your life, would you want
it to be a forest?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Because if it's not, then it's got it. It's got
to be done.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I think this is the only time it's acceptable for
me to say I approve of forest fires.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Crows, crows, I'm grows.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
You said I've got to shave my butthole. It's a
forest back there.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Well, that's a like one fun thing. It's not like
every day you can't shave it. Every day you get
you'll get raids a burden down there. You don't want that.
I don't even use a razor. It's like a it's
a manscape with like a flashlight.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
So we've shaved everything, We've washed the face.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I'm guessing we're working top to bottom here, But question
do we work top to bottom? Because then the butthhole
bar of soap doesn't touch the face her head And
at that point are you washing your feet or are you.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Just letting the soap drip down.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Well, there's ah, there's there's a bar soap where there
used to be. When I use more bars of soap
than I do body wash, there used to be a
specific bar soap that was for like butthole area, the
butt area, the ball area.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Because it's not going anywhere else.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
So I'm just using my hand and I'm I guess
I don't have to show you what I'm doing. I'm
washing it. Then, Yes, everything has got to rinse off
of you. So if you're shaving anything, you're trimming anything
like you know this because you shaved, I want to
make sure that all of that is off. And if
I do that last, there's a good chance that that
hair could go or might not get rinsed off correctly.
But I have like one of those detachable shower heads
(10:49):
so I can get everywhere, every inch, every angle.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Wow, this has been so informative.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
There are so many days in my life where I
go I just wish I was a man. I feel
like my life would be slightly easier. And then we
have a conversation like this, I don't I don't wish
I was a man. I will take my really long,
annoying everything showers and know that I'm not gross clean.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
What is the pisces and what is the cancer?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
We have no idea what that says about them, but
we're sure it's not good. It's a slightly missy show
with Megan in mind, and we're gonna do a quick
one at least should be about buttholes that at least
should be specifically butthole themed.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
I just love that we started planning this podcast at
like seven am, seven am, and it finally rolls around
and immediately we go off.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
The rails and talk about buttholes. It's so us so
us
Fucked Tim a problem, Michael, and I am so.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Sorry that you faced part of it.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
There is one joy of being single with no kids,
and it's I have no real responsibilities.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Go. This is the slightly Messy Show with Mike and Meghan.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Open State means a messy show, messy, messy, Mic and Magan.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
It's a slightly messy show with Mike and Megan Gabin
on Damn Live right Now, TikTok at Megan making it
on air Mike. It is a slightly messy show with
Meghan and Mike. Meghan from OJO in the Morning, Mike
from the B ninety three Morning Show, Hello, good morning.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I'm so you get it? Yeah, go go.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I was really feeling myself right there. I was I'm
not gonna lie. I was like, all right, you ever
hear that beat?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You're like, let's go to the club at eleven am.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I know this needs to be changed out, but would
I guess if I think about it, people aren't listening
to it at eleven am, or they are.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I judged your
life either.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I also know my friend listens to me solely when
she's in the shower and tells me that regularly, So really, yeah,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
It's not sexy. You know you wash?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Did you you know where you need to wash? Wash?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah? Butt crack immediately and my is it? You know
it's gross? Is that's the last thing people wash. And like,
if you have a bar soap in the shower, that's
the first thing that people use is theirs their face.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
I don't have a bar soap.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I do the the the loofo with the body wash.
But I did have a bar soap for the longest time.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
And you just rubbed a bar of soap on your bowhole, I.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Mean not directly on that. I'd probably throw it a
wash cloth.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
And there's sometimes it was just the hands, but there
were times where I just take the bar soap and
just kind of slide it up and down.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Look at credit card.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
What would what is that doing?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
It's cleaning it? What do you mean what is it doing?
It's the bar of soap that it's cleaning your butthole.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
But there needs to be exfoliation. That's happening.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
We had a topic plant and I'm now way more
interested in talking about showering.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Okay, what do you mean you just rubbed a bar soap.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Okay, all right, you've had children, I'm trying to have
ready to bring this up.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I'm sure there's been some diaper leakage.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Would you just rub a bar or soap across your
hand and be like it's clean?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
No, I would take a wipe of some sort and
wipe it off. But the I get I get it.
I understand what you're saying. I understand what you're saying.
I've used a washcloth with a bar soap, but I
have used a bar or soap specifically before though, especially
for the armpits, especially for the armpits.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Maybe the face, Okay, the face is the only thing
that makes sense. With your hands become the loofa, it's
not just bar of soap on face.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Well, then when your hands become the loofa and your
butt crack too.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Why are you Why would you wash your buttthole with
your hands?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Why wouldn't you?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Because you use something else because it's supposed to be clean.
I read or no, I heard an interview with Cardi
B where and this is where I get all my
cleaning advice from his Cardi B that she takes a
finger and puts it right up there, just to clean
it out a little bit, give it a little like.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
A little uh.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Not an oil change, but sort of sort of just
like a cleaning.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I am so sick of being told all the time
by men that I am too mean to men When
I say, y'all are undateable, and then you and I
have a conversation as friends.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I love you, Thank you so much for opening my eyes.
There this but of just people saying I.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Wash my butthole with my hands, and I say, added
to the list of reasons why I don't want to
date men. It's like have you ever seen the ticktag videos?
Or something happens with a kid or during childbirth or labor, whatever,
and somebody will like go to a list on their
phone of reasons of why not to have kids and
(04:11):
they'll add it to the list.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah, this is this is my list.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Man, washing buttholes no barrier between fingers.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
So so it uh, it definitely changed when I got married.
Like now there's there's loofahs, and there's wash cloths, and
there's bars of soap, and there's uh there's body wash,
and there's exfoliating face wash and all these different things
that I'll tell you, I never had before that. If
it was just me, bachelor Mike, Uh, it would be
(04:42):
a bar soap at all times, and I would I'd
be fine with it. And some beard, you know what,
some beard shampoo, probably because that's.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
What takes priority. Riddled me this one, Batman. Yes, why
am I so grossed out by wash claws? But loofas
are okay.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Wash cluths come with a weird stench afterwards. Wash cloths
feel like they never get dry, They're just always cold.
Yeah that's true too, But a wet washcloth is the
smelliest thing in the entire world.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
It's like wet clothing. It just smells.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
So after one use, I am with you, I would
get rid of that thing immediately. But a loot, you're right,
alofa I've kept until it's unraveled and then.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Again, have you been to a grocery store in the
past a.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Couple of weeks?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
How much is a Lufa ninety eight c.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Is not the first off? Money bags?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I call me Daddy Warbucks with my one dollar loofer.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I know they have them in every aisle too. Every
single aisle has a loofa of some sort like you. Yeah,
dumb dumbs who are like, oh yeah, my lufa is unraveled.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I think it might be time for this.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Okay, do you face standing the shower head so the
water's hitting you in the face or.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
The bath.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Depends on the morning. Hens on the morning are so
wild to me. I usually go in standing forward. But
if I am tired, you ever get like angry when
you have to shower, like you just don't want to
get up, You don't want to do anything, so you
don't want to jump in the shower at all.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I am human, of course I have, so.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
I'll do a.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
It's just like a sad like a sad panda. I
call it a sad panda shower. You just standing there
with your back to it, your head's down, You're just contemplating.
Can I call in sick today? Is it worth going
in today? Should I have canceled those plans? I don't
want to go.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
To You know what the soundtrack is to that shower,
Charlie Brown, But night, I like the commitments.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I will do the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Let's go nine times out of ten it is standing
straight forward. I have an interesting shower, and I want
to ask you what yours is to because I don't
have hair, so like shower hits the shower hits me different,
like it bounces in weird places, and it's.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Just I don't know, it's a different experience. What is yours.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
There's a routine every time, there's just lazy girl showers
and everything showers.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
The lazy girl showers, we're not shaven. We're probably not
washing our hair.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Everything showers are the worst.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Long, so long, but you got to start at the
top and work your way down, so you shampoo your hair.
I have sown extension, so I have to shampoo my
hair in two second sections. So the first half goes up,
wash the bottom half of my hair, second half goes down,
wash the top half of my hair, and then we
throw in a conditioner.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Is the first step. While the conditioners sitting there, we
wash our face. Then we rent out the conditioner. Then
we put in the hair mask. While the hair mask
is going, we're shaving our entire body. So we're going
through it all.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah, I only know that's a pain from shaving my head.
Outside of that, I don't. Outside of that, it sounds
very difficult.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Crevices twisting.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I'm gonna cut myself somewhere in the process, probably near
my ankles, and then when that's done, I rinse out
the hair mask and last step always has to be
wash your body.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
So I was gonna ask you, which is that order?
Same order every time.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It has to be that order because you're letting the
hair products sit on your hair long enough for them
to like do their job, and you'll you never want
to rinse out conditional last because you don't want baknee
or body acne anywhere, so you gotta wash your body last.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Okay, I do see.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
My My routine was different when when I had When
I had hair, my routine would have been start with
washing the top of you know, wash or washing my
hair whatever. Now it's its face unless I gotta shave
my head, and if I shave my head, I want
to do that first, or if I got to trim
anything anywhere, I trim all that first.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Thanks for the hit movements. When you said yeah, yeah,
I was confused about what else would you should be shaved?
But then you went.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Rahi, sometimes my butthole because I got a bar soap,
but I don't want it covered and I don't want
it covered in hair.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Is that what you would you rather? I say that
or just do the movements.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I'm going to quit this.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
But why are you cocooning right now? Why are you.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Sometimes I shave my butthole is not a phrase I
ever thought would be muttered on this podcast.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Uh well, well yeah, otherwise it's a forest. Would you
would you prefer it just to be a force. Not
that it matters to you particularly, but in general, if
there was a guy in your life, would you want
it to be a forest?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Because if it's not, then it's got it. It's got
to be done.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I think this is the only time it's acceptable for
me to say I approve of forest fires.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Crows, crows, I'm grows.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
You said I've got to shave my butthole. It's a
forest back there.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Well, that's a like one fun thing. It's not like
every day you can't shave it. Every day you get
you'll get raids a burden down there. You don't want that.
I don't even use a razor. It's like a it's
a manscape with like a flashlight.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
So we've shaved everything, We've washed the face.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I'm guessing we're working top to bottom here, But question
do we work top to bottom? Because then the butthhole
bar of soap doesn't touch the face her head And
at that point are you washing your feet or are you.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Just letting the soap drip down.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Well, there's ah, there's there's a bar soap where there
used to be. When I use more bars of soap
than I do body wash, there used to be a
specific bar soap that was for like butthole area, the
butt area, the ball area.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Because it's not going anywhere else.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
So I'm just using my hand and I'm I guess
I don't have to show you what I'm doing. I'm
washing it. Then, Yes, everything has got to rinse off
of you. So if you're shaving anything, you're trimming anything
like you know this because you shaved, I want to
make sure that all of that is off. And if
I do that last, there's a good chance that that
hair could go or might not get rinsed off correctly.
But I have like one of those detachable shower heads
(10:49):
so I can get everywhere, every inch, every angle.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Wow, this has been so informative.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
There are so many days in my life where I
go I just wish I was a man. I feel
like my life would be slightly easier. And then we
have a conversation like this, I don't I don't wish
I was a man. I will take my really long,
annoying everything showers and know that I'm not gross clean.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
What is the pisces and what is the cancer?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
We have no idea what that says about them, but
we're sure it's not good. It's a slightly missy show
with Megan in mind, and we're gonna do a quick
one at least should be about buttholes that at least
should be specifically butthole themed.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
I just love that we started planning this podcast at
like seven am, seven am, and it finally rolls around
and immediately we go off.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
The rails and talk about buttholes. It's so us so
us
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